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Speaker 1: called three Whoo Cassandra. She is the woman famous for

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Speaker 1: this call on our radio show.

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Speaker 2: In high school and year twelve, there was a rumor

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Speaker 3: One day, I was.

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Speaker 4: At a party and.

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Speaker 3: One of the guys I wanted to get with came.

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Speaker 4: Up to me, and I got excited, thinking I wanted.

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Speaker 3: To talk to me.

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Speaker 2: He said, are you the girls that takes three ships today?

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Speaker 1: Now I want to talk to her because I can

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Speaker 1: now relate to her. So again, thirteen one oh sixty five, No,

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Speaker 1: thirteen one oh six five is anama. If you know

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Speaker 1: Cassandra or you are Cassandra, give the.

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Speaker 5: Show a call.

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Speaker 1: I can relate to her will not because of bowel movements,

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Speaker 1: but because I now have this thing that I think

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Speaker 1: So I went to a first birthday party on Saturday

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Speaker 5: But everyone I spoke to brought.

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Speaker 1: Up the fact that I love eating animal testicles because

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Speaker 1: of my time in I'm a celebrity, get me out

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Speaker 1: of here. Like this is quite a long show, but

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Speaker 1: there's just one moment which everyone keeps talking about, which

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Speaker 1: is ha ha, you like getting animal balls.

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Speaker 6: There are eight stars up for grabs.

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Speaker 5: To win the eight stars, you all must eat.

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Speaker 3: These are good testicles.

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Speaker 5: Come on, boys, here we go. Taste good thoom, taste book.

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Speaker 5: This tastes like a mistake. I'm serious.

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Speaker 6: Do you don't even want to haven't tried?

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Speaker 5: This is pointless for met in this ball absolutely pointless.

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Speaker 1: I two and a half testicles, sure, and I did

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Speaker 5: It just happened to be on national TV.

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Speaker 1: And now I feel like every single interaction I have

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Speaker 1: the animal testicles that you are yes, And it's.

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Speaker 5: Just happening over and over and over.

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Speaker 1: So I now have a story that I can't shake,

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Speaker 1: like three percoss Andra.

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Speaker 6: It's good that you've got a news story that you

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Speaker 6: hooking up with a client and then going down a

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Speaker 5: Appreciate that will anyway, if you can relate to me.

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Speaker 1: And three poo Cassandra thirty one oh six five is

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Speaker 1: that number? Is there a story about yourself that you

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Speaker 1: can't shake?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, like just you you had a moment

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Speaker 6: Absolutely.

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Speaker 5: If that's you, give us a call. Thirteen one oh six.

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Speaker 6: Maybe you've got a nickname that's developed, I mean like

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Speaker 1: Who could have a nickname hasn't come out about eating

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Speaker 6: Ah? I mean like greasy? I mean animal balls? Would he?

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Speaker 6: I mean it doesn't have the same ring to it.

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Speaker 6: It's quite the name's on the tin.

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Speaker 5: There is a good animal balls would.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll take you call that next a three

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Speaker 1: But we've got someone who I think knows three poo

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Speaker 1: know three poo Cassandra?

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Speaker 6: I believe I do you know who you know of her?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 6: Helen?

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Speaker 6: Troops in the water after in the water about it?

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Speaker 5: Can you try and get her on the show? I'm next, I.

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Speaker 6: We now call her adb Oh yeah, okay, well we

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Speaker 1: Five Is there a story about yourself you can't shake?

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Speaker 1: Or three poo Cassandra, We want to hear from you again.

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Speaker 1: We heard from him many years ago and we miss you.

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Speaker 5: Maddie. What's the story you can't shake? On thirteen one

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Speaker 8: So we had a caravan park up the mountains, and

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Speaker 8: then for everyone's birthday, it was a tradition that mum

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Speaker 7: In there eating all or the Bavarian.

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Speaker 8: Now I'm now known as the Bavarian bended.

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Speaker 5: What a perfect framing from your brother.

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Speaker 6: And I can tell Mattie as soon as you came

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Speaker 6: The other hand, I love that very in banded.

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Speaker 1: Now we are before we go on, we are looking

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Speaker 1: for a woman called three Poo Cassandra as well.

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Speaker 5: Just want to remind everyone we are trying to get

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Speaker 1: Poo Cassandra because he has the most extraordinary example of this.

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Speaker 1: I was got to a lista though before hopefully we

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Speaker 5: Alyssa, what's your story?

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Speaker 4: Hey guys.

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Speaker 3: So I used to work for a member of Parliament

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Speaker 9: To announce in a public space. So I went along.

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Speaker 4: Turned out I was the only member of the public

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Speaker 9: I ended up on national.

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Speaker 4: TV looking like I was supporting my boss's opposition because

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Speaker 5: Oh no, did you get a nickname from it at all? Lissa?

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Speaker 7: But I wasn't very popular with the.

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Speaker 6: Bossy fair am supporting the position. Poor thing nobody has

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Speaker 6: ever let me. Yeah, the ones you can't shake, of

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Speaker 6: course we call this we did. Did lack a catchy name,

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Speaker 6: that last one? I mean, you know about it looks

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Speaker 6: like she's supporting her boss, Alissa. It's hard to yeah, yeah, yeah, you.

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Speaker 5: Feel free there anyway.

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Speaker 1: Someone who does have an amazing name is three poo Cassandra.

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Speaker 1: She called this show I'm going to say four or

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Speaker 1: five years ago. If you haven't heard the audio, have

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Speaker 1: a listen to this.

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Speaker 2: In high school and year twelve, there was a rumor

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Speaker 2: going around that I took three two to day. One day,

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Speaker 2: I got excited, thinking I wanted to talk to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he said, are you the girl that takes

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Speaker 1: That story has lit us up for a number of years,

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Speaker 1: and amazingly, we do have three pooh Cassandra on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Hello Cassandra, Hello.

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Speaker 4: With Three Poohs.

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Speaker 6: Cassy.

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Speaker 1: Fact. The big question here, cass I reckon you called

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Speaker 1: this show it must have been five years ago and

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Speaker 5: Are you still known as three Poohs casts?

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Speaker 3: I can't say I'm still known as that, but I'm

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Speaker 3: sure after this call everyone will remember it.

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Speaker 1: So we Interestingly, cass we did have a phone call

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Speaker 1: from someone who knows you, who does seem to think

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Speaker 1: that you are still a prominent poor Oh it's probably

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Speaker 6: Interesting, okay, do you know who they are?

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Speaker 3: It might be best because we were speaking about this

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Speaker 3: two days ago out her birthday.

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, wait, Cas, can I get no idea of

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Speaker 6: Because this is in high school? Right, Yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm twenty nine now, but at the time I would

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Speaker 6: Okay, and again like like how did it get out

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Speaker 6: that that you did take three person day, Like, what

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Speaker 3: The Just to clarify, it's a rumor, not.

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Speaker 6: True, Okay, so sorry.

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Speaker 3: There was another girl in the class that was saying

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Speaker 3: other people had overheard. And so that sex friend at

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Speaker 3: the time wasn't the one that copt the blame for that.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow? And that and that spread like wildfire.

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Speaker 3: It did, and to this day, not to this day,

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Speaker 6: So the guy and the guy that was going to

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Speaker 3: Well, he went to another school.

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Speaker 6: He went to another school. It was an inter school

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Speaker 3: Yeap, So first it was just the class, then became

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Speaker 6: Okay, so, so is he from a school nearby or something?

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Speaker 6: And like, did you after So can you just run

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Speaker 3: All right, so he's walking up to me, I'm thinking, yes,

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Speaker 3: he wants to talk to me, and my boyfriend's listening

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Speaker 3: just asked me if I was the girl that took

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Speaker 6: I love that because it wasn't turned on mane he

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Speaker 6: went over to verify. But that's the truth.

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Speaker 3: Did you don't know what people are into?

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Speaker 6: Very excited about the next guest because it means you

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Speaker 6: and I don't have to talk for the next ten

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Speaker 6: enjoy the ride. We always accept a chat with you.

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Speaker 10: I only come on so I could talk to myself.

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Speaker 10: It's like it's like being in my own mind but

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Speaker 6: It's great to have you. And truly, the only thing

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Speaker 10: Yeah, it's called an Idiot's Guide to Wine because you know, like,

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Speaker 11: I've never drunk before I go on stage. I I

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Speaker 10: And this is the way I could be compensated with cash. Again,

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Speaker 9: Make a replace?

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Speaker 11: Can I make cash? Now?

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Speaker 1: We assumed Mark that you had reached out to Kylie

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Speaker 6: What changed is it? She's changed? It's now called air.

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Speaker 6: It is so amazing. I knew you love that. So anyway,

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Speaker 10: But I'm going to change his name to Minerals.

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Speaker 6: You can't you actually can't beat I was trying to

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Speaker 10: Well, I mean, look, you look at the family's history.

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Speaker 10: It looks like vacuous because the only other name he

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Speaker 6: I want to talk about this beautiful man, right, Darren Hayes,

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Speaker 5: Oh straight away.

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Speaker 6: Well, let's just like remove timelines for a second, because

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Speaker 1: Sure, yeah if if good random example, it doesn't apply

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Speaker 6: If you if you, if you think about it, like

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Speaker 1: So get along with I agree with, but be best

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Speaker 6: You're like, I can't stand to be within a kilometer

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Speaker 6: of you. Sure, that's at LEAs you've got a restraining

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Speaker 1: Because more often than not, unlike in this case of

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Speaker 6: Do you think that sometimes people deliberately make the last

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Speaker 6: Like I do. It's almost like anger is always such

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Speaker 6: oh no, no, no, I'm just ending my current status with

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Speaker 5: You want to find the reason as to why you're

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Speaker 6: You want to you want to throw them away at

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Speaker 1: Because because when you've got no reason, which actually the

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Speaker 5: But sometimes when you're getting broken up with you just

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Speaker 6: I agree, and that's that's my question. Why can't don't

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Speaker 7: Look?

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Speaker 6: This is this is just a hypothesis though. So I've

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Speaker 6: and foremost. I've got one hundred bucks at Red Bruster

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Speaker 6: pay the rats, Anthony On, No, you don't. You don't

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Speaker 6: have to pay them, but they should be paid. I'm

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Speaker 6: sure that the rat union's sphere is about the fat.

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Speaker 6: They don't get any money, but they get tested on. Anthony,

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Speaker 6: you're a concrete. Yeah, that's not relevant at all. Got

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Speaker 6: You had a messy break You had a messy breakup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well probably five years ago now, made we had

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Speaker 7: I came to meet obviously my partner back then, and

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Speaker 7: I ended up getting to the restaurant first.

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Speaker 9: She come in pretty much pulled the pin.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so she pulls a be okay, So what would

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Speaker 9: Not a chance?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 5: So why not a chance? Just just because of what happened.

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Speaker 9: At the end there, Anony, It just just the way

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Speaker 5: She walked into it.

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Speaker 6: If she walked into a room right now and was like, Anthony, mate,

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Speaker 6: you know, we had five years together I met, Do

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Speaker 6: you have some good times in that five years. Oh

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Speaker 6: not really, Okay, you have to have had a good

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Speaker 6: goes through that filter. It was a crap finish. The

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Speaker 1: Because we're there for five years, there must have been

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Speaker 6: The block it out? Why can't you be friends with

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Speaker 6: he said that there's absolutely no beef between them. He's

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Speaker 6: always will be. And I think, look, they were together

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Speaker 6: to why that is. I can give you because we're

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Speaker 6: with hindsight. I think that's different. We're cooled down we're going, Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that wouldn't be so bad. I think I could possibly

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Speaker 6: of somebody who has just split up with someone.

444
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,640
Speaker 5: All right, we've got Molly here. Molly, you've just gone

445
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,360
Speaker 5: through a breakup.

446
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and absolutely couldn't be friends.

447
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 5: Okay, so that was the breakup.

448
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,280
Speaker 1: Really nasty, Mollly, don't have to go on to specifics

449
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 1: if you don't want to, but not nasty.

450
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 9: But really sad and hurtful.

451
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,520
Speaker 2: So to be friends is just too painful and we'd

452
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: never be able to move on where we're still friends.

453
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,360
Speaker 6: Is that because one of you is still in love

454
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 6: with the other one?

455
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,640
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a little bit complicated, I think.

456
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 6: Yes, all right, interesting, okay, okay, thanks, well yeah, okay,

457
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,320
Speaker 6: too painful, too much pain all right? No, And I

458
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 6: think and we were just discussing in the song there.

459
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 6: I'll accept that as one of the reasons you can't

460
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 6: be friends if one of you is I think one

461
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,119
Speaker 6: of the clean reasons are yes, one of you is

462
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 6: clearly has more feelings than the other one. The other

463
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 6: option here is geologically, if you move apart and you

464
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 6: leave each other's friendship group, you know it's just too

465
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 6: hard to rekindle that. Sure, but if you're still in

466
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,159
Speaker 6: each other's lives, I think you should be able to

467
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 6: carry on, just like just on the on the on

468
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 6: the value, because I'll give it on a theory here

469
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 6: as a philosopher, a guy called Elaine de boats On

470
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 6: who runs the School of Life. And I've said this

471
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 6: on air before, but his theory is that that the

472
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 6: sight of your ex, the reason that you can't stand

473
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 6: the sight of your ex.

474
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 5: Let me imagine one go.

475
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 6: On, Yeah, is because it reminds you of the fact

476
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 6: that they will want everything to you and they're now nothing,

477
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 6: and that that pure fact is everything. So when you

478
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 6: see them, you go, oh my god, that's really scary.

479
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 6: I used to think you were the world and then

480
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 6: in a day it evaporated, And it reminds you of

481
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 6: the fact that that could happen with your current partner. Oh,

482
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 6: and that is too scary to face. That's what he says.

483
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 6: So that's why he thinks. That's why he thinks he

484
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 6: can't be friends with your ex. Melissa, Am I going

485
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 6: to Melissa? Yes, Melissa, Hey, Emily, how long ago was

486
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 6: the breakup? Let's start with that we're talking about it

487
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 6: was a while ago.

488
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 3: It was sixteen years ago, because I'm with my partner

489
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: now ten years.

490
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 5: Okay.

491
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 4: It was a messy breakup family and was thrown out

492
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 4: the door and all that stuff.

493
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: Okay, but a lot of water under the bridge over

494
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: sixteen years your mates with them.

495
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 3: Yes, we will makee we afterwards the new partner didn't

496
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 3: like us being friends and.

497
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, that's another blurry area.

498
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 6: Isn't probably fair enough?

499
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: And your current partner put in his sub section D

500
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: I think so there's a lot of reasons.

501
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 6: The rule they're coming in far. I'll have to accept

502
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 6: that one as well.

503
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 5: I think that's fair enough.

504
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 6: Okay.

505
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: If your current partner goes, I'm uncomfortable with you seeking

506
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: out catchups with your ex.

507
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 6: You got to go totally fair or do you go, hey, mate,

508
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 6: that's your issue, don't you Why are you jealous about that?

509
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 6: Like trust in the fact that that this relationship is

510
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 6: strong enough, there's nothing going on there.

511
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: Your current partner involved. I'd say that. I'm saying going,

512
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: if you're if you're going to catch up with your ex,

513
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 1: go hey, I want my current partner to come.

514
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 5: That has to happen and if one thing leads to

515
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 5: another thing, let's.

516
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 6: Go to It's absolutely perfection. On thirteen one and six

517
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 6: five are talking you should be able to be friends

518
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 6: with your ex? What do you think? Wow?

519
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 9: I mean that was a very good segue because we

520
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 9: introduced a third party to the relationship. Well she ran

521
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 9: away with third part?

522
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 6: Oh no, she why she? Why she's I was gonna

523
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 6: say she snatched her? Which works on a number of

524
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 6: metals woods right now. Truly one of the most epic

525
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 6: stories that I've heard all year, And it's so epic

526
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 6: in fact, that I want to do it with a

527
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 6: bit of audio backing, so I can give you an

528
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 6: audio narrative because I think.

529
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 5: It needs it, like that of the Theater of the Mind.

530
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 6: Theater of the Mind, you like that. So it's a

531
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 6: story from Michigan, and it starts off with a young

532
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 6: boy and a young girl, brother and sister having a

533
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 6: great time in the backyard. Remember the.

534
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 5: What am I doing?

535
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 6: Well, oh, Chasey, I don't know.

536
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 5: Hard to play with two players?

537
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 6: Pretty hard? Ye, well done? Pick a hole in my

538
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 6: story after prompting me, you dickhead. Anyway, they're out there,

539
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 6: they're playing, they're having a great time anyway to the

540
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 6: great time anyway, this hectic stranger walks up out of

541
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 6: the bushes in their backyards.

542
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: And it was a stranger hiding in their bushes, Yes,

543
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: their backyard.

544
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 6: Yes, walks up behind the little girl and grabs her

545
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 6: to kidnap her.

546
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, ton shift indeed right, Okay, that's terrifying.

547
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 6: Totally terrifying. He's about to walk away with this little

548
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 6: boy sister until he procures his slingshot.

549
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: Like Dennis the Menace, Yes, Bart Simpson, Yeah yeah, reference

550
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 1: off you one all.

551
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 6: Anyway, So procures the slingshot and then just drills this

552
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 6: guy with I assume pebbles, hits him in the head,

553
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 6: hits him in the chest till until the guy has

554
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 6: to let go of his sister and runs away.

555
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 5: What a story?

556
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 4: Is it?

557
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 6: Awesome?

558
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 5: What a story?

559
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 6: Anyway? Gets better? Because I want to take some calls

560
00:25:56,280 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 6: on embarrassing injuries or have you lied about how you

561
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 6: got injured? Because it was embarrassing And the reason for

562
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 6: that is because this guy runs away. He's just been

563
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 6: creamed by a five year old or a six year

564
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 6: old's sling shot.

565
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 5: The egos bruised.

566
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 6: If he's a professional kidnapper. You can't have that getting out.

567
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 1: Can't let the kidnappers trust find out about that one.

568
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 5: Whatever the Facebook group, the.

569
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: Guild of Kidnappers, Oh, he would be habited in some memes.

570
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 5: The WhatsApp group got that one, he'd be in big trouble. So, yes,

571
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 5: he's embarrassed, sure.

572
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 6: Absolutely, So he ends up. He ends up at this

573
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 6: service station and licking his wounds, buying some ice and

574
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 6: whatever else he needs to do for his injuries. The

575
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 6: cops are after him though. They find him and they go, hey, yo,

576
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,560
Speaker 6: where'd you get those injuries? And he's like, small, wel,

577
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 6: I'm going to take my three very large men with bats.

578
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 6: It turns out no, they were actually slingshot injuries, and

579
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 6: that's how they busted him, and they caught him.

580
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 5: Ah, so he was lying.

581
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 6: He was lying about injury exactly right, exactly right. So

582
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 6: I'd love to hear from some more of them, right now,

583
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 6: Have you lied about how you got injured? Because it

584
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 6: was so embarrassing, it automatically took me back to when

585
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 6: I was a little kid and I jumped into the

586
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,239
Speaker 6: ceiling fan in my bedroom off the top bunk. My

587
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 6: little brother was chasing me I jumped up off the

588
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 6: second bunk and into the ceiling fan. Oh yeah, clean

589
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 6: cut into my head.

590
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, any cool story.

591
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 6: It was cool, but I was also really embarrassed about

592
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 6: it because it was a very silly thing to be doing,

593
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 6: you know, like your parents be like, oh, why did

594
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 6: you do that? It's so silly. Anyway, they were having

595
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 6: a dinner party downstairs, and I went downstairs because I

596
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 6: was like, oh god, I'm cutting the head. Better go

597
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 6: to bed here, that's going to be the best play.

598
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 6: Mom and dadda downstairs having a dinner party. I rock

599
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 6: up downstairs and I just go, oh, Mom and dad,

600
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 6: I'm going to bed. And they were like, you bleeding

601
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 6: from their head. Oh no, I'm not beating from their

602
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 6: head at all. And then I passed out.

603
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 5: So, ah, did never get the lie out.

604
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 6: Awful attempt, exactly, awful attempt trying. I had a very

605
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 6: embarrassing injury. So I'd love to hear from you, guys

606
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 6: thirty one six five if you lied about an embarrassing

607
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 6: injury like slingshot guy just to keep his spot in

608
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:16,400
Speaker 6: the kidnapping union, Have you lied about how you got

609
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 6: injured because it was embarrassing. We're taking your calls right now.

610
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 6: I'd love to hear from you guys.

611
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: WHOA.

612
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was a terrifying story that I told before

613
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 6: about a kidnapper that got fended away with a little

614
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 6: boys sling shot and then that's how the cops found

615
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 6: him because of his slingshot injuries. And I imagine he

616
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 6: would not be admitting to the fellow kidnappers back at

617
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 6: the kidnappers house, that's a.

618
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 5: Kidnappers.

619
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 6: Anyway, we were going to play Hurts So Good, I

620
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 6: thought I did. I did put a request in for that,

621
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 6: you know. Yeah, I wasn't looking for the intimidating death music.

622
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 5: Don't we take Terry Anne, Why don't we take Terry Terry?

623
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 6: We can find hurt So Good. In the meantime, I

624
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 6: was pumped about.

625
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 5: That you lied about your injury on thirteen one O

626
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 5: sixty five.

627
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 4: Yes, that is correct.

628
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 5: What happened.

629
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 4: So when I was fresh eighteen, I went out clubbing

630
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 4: with my cousin.

631
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you.

632
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 4: Know, we're out having a good time, and I had

633
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: my hand up on one of the prodiums and I

634
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 4: told everyone that, you know, someone stood on my hand

635
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 4: and broke my finger. But the truth was on the

636
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 4: way home. On the train, I sat on my own

637
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 4: finger and broke it.

638
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: I'm not you sat on your own finger and your

639
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: finger was pointing up to break.

640
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 4: Look, I don't know. I had so many drinks at

641
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 4: that point and I had no idea what happened. And

642
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 4: I did know what happened. I was in pain, but

643
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 4: I acted like it didn't happen on the train.

644
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 6: Oh you have to unless you unless you're a steel sidebottom.

645
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 6: Who you know who would have a steely Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

646
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 6: you know which is colle certainly also a calling with

647
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 6: footballer's name, but yeah, but also a perfect payout in

648
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 6: this instance, unless you had an ass made of iron.

649
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: But also just why would you sit why would your

650
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: hand be fingerbee up when you're sitting there? Well, there

651
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: we go, like when I'm thirty six, locklhen you lied

652
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: about your injury?

653
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 7: Yes, of course, how are you going?

654
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 10: Good?

655
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 6: Good?

656
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 7: So pretty much what I did. I was paddle boarding

657
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 7: in Charlo Water and I'm falling off it and snapped

658
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 7: me ankle. What I told everyone of Donald's said, I've

659
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 7: been chased by shark, but I've coming in the shallow water.

660
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 7: I love to come off and snap me ankle while

661
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 7: being chased by shark.

662
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 6: So same injury, just out of the shark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And.

663
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 5: Did anyone believe you loved on?

664
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 6: No? Yeah, no one.

665
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 5: You can't go for shark.

666
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: There sharks the class that you've got to go for

667
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: barracouta or that's a bit embarrassing, that's a fish.

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00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, they're dangerous fish, are they? Absolutely?

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00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you's got you got down bride the straight

670
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 5: for shark and huh, let's go to Danny.

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Speaker 1: Danny, you had an embarrassing reasonal cause behind an injury

672
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: that you loought about.

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Speaker 11: I do.

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00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 9: I went at eighteen years old. I was on my

675
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 9: first leave from the army and I went home with

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Speaker 9: burn marks on the side.

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00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 11: Of my face.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 9: I told all my friends that I got very drunk

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Speaker 9: and was at home and I fell over and burned

681
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Speaker 9: myself on the cooker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: I actually for eighteen years old. It was the first

684
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 9: time I've sworn in front of my mom. I dropped

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Speaker 9: an egg white making breakfast and dropped the F bomb

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00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 9: and she picked up the pants straight off the stove

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00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 9: and flapped me with it. Oh so it was very

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Speaker 9: hot and it left left the ring marks on my face?

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Speaker 9: Off where that been heated up?

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Speaker 6: Ah ha, your mom whacked you with a scolding pan.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, eighteen. It was the first time I'd ever sworn

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Speaker 9: in front of her. Thought, oh my god.

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Speaker 6: You know the funny thing about that story, Denny is

694
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 6: I was like, and you told the fake reason, which

695
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Speaker 6: is had a few beers, fell over and hit my

696
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Speaker 6: face on a holding on a scolding bit.

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00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 5: Fell asleep on a pan.

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Speaker 6: I thought that would be the bit that you would

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00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 6: have to lie about, But that was your lie. And

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Speaker 6: I was thinking to myself, how can this get any worse?

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Speaker 6: But well, I suppose getting hit, but.

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Speaker 5: Also you can get anything off your mum. Now, just

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Speaker 5: bring up the time.

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Speaker 6: I think she sounds like that kind of woman, mate,

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00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 6: like the kind of woman who being bargaining with. Let

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Speaker 6: me check with Dodann Daniel. Can you bargain with your mum?

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Speaker 9: No,