Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight. We're coming to you
Speaker 1: from my bedroom. Summer feedings maka more sinse than others.
Speaker 3: Leitch, Australian gymnast one commodore Games Gold in nineteen ninety that.
Speaker 2: His performance on the pommel Horse India are Marcus grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 2: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is is just still to play a couple of mentions.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish.
Speaker 2: Drap a luby perfect Now he michtui.
Speaker 1: And hello, yeah, oh my god, for the two hundredth time,
Speaker 1: Hello are you?
Speaker 2: How are you? How's that for a blast in the past.
Speaker 1: God that I missed that open and that was so
Speaker 1: much fun?
Speaker 2: That was that the two open up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought we played the OG.
Speaker 4: Season one opener for the one hundredth episode, So that's
Speaker 4: the season two one got fucking dragged on it.
Speaker 1: It was a little long word. Economy. Wasn't our strong suit?
Speaker 1: Back in season two. It was funny though, what were
Speaker 1: the references? That was?
Speaker 2: Who was that? There was Tracy Grimshaw working from home during.
Speaker 1: The good perss, So she struggled through that she had
Speaker 1: a horses.
Speaker 2: I've already forgotten. Hang on, I'm gonna have to rewind.
Speaker 1: John Laws Graham.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you Graham Gilbert, who has frequented our
Speaker 4: segment talkt back things many times. I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: he's dead or alive. He's not on air anymore, and
Speaker 4: there's no explanation for you're kidding.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was.
Speaker 2: I went down a rabbit hole and I was googling
Speaker 2: death notices.
Speaker 4: And there's been a few Graham Gilberts ste in the
Speaker 4: last three years, and I don't know which one's him.
Speaker 1: Was he maybe taken up by the Me Too movement
Speaker 1: and we just didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I heard maybe he got dementia.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: A radio friend of mine told me that sorry to
Speaker 4: start the Bisonenary on such a sour note, that's you
Speaker 4: know what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, thoughts to the Gilbert family. Fee listen, but that's
Speaker 1: very sad.
Speaker 4: He brought us a lot of laughs, he did. We
Speaker 4: swear we were laughing with him.
Speaker 1: What do you do when your friend sinteneri wants to
Speaker 1: leave dinner? By centenary Baba, two hundredth episode. Congratulations Mitchell, real,
Speaker 1: we made it.
Speaker 2: Cheers to that daily gifts. I've got bubbly do you
Speaker 2: I do it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 2: I've got a champagne. Here we are, Oh, Sandie, I'm
Speaker 2: a bit scared to open it because I've got all
Speaker 2: the buttons and the tech over here all over yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean price keeper. Jenny, you're in between us.
Speaker 2: Hello, she made it, she made it here, Welcome Jenna,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll get some glasses.
Speaker 4: We should actually tally out of all the two hundred
Speaker 4: episodes we've done, how many Jenna has been there for?
Speaker 5: Maybe this is my hundred.
Speaker 1: I think at this rate it probably is. Let's pop
Speaker 1: this in celebration.
Speaker 2: Careful, I'm worried. It's been shaken up a bit. It
Speaker 2: fell over in the fridge.
Speaker 1: Fucking hell yeah, happy two hundred All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, oh, it's going everywhere.
Speaker 1: I knew it my iPhone. I don't care about you, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to clean that couch later. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on two and I'm covered in We've made a mess, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Why did you?
Speaker 1: Why did you whale like that?
Speaker 5: I was scared.
Speaker 1: I'm getting some paper towels.
Speaker 2: Do talk about any You just have to get a
Speaker 2: tea towel. What house is?
Speaker 1: You've got Q tips under the kitchen table with toilet paper,
Speaker 1: some toilet.
Speaker 2: Roll, you can do that. I don't buy paper towel.
Speaker 2: I think it's the waste on the floor.
Speaker 4: I've got a few teatowels on rotation that I used
Speaker 4: for wiping, and I separate them from the ones that
Speaker 4: are used to wipe dishes.
Speaker 1: Did you when Sean finishes all over your chest?
Speaker 2: Well, I've got wankerchiefs for that. Yes.
Speaker 5: In celebration of my hundreds.
Speaker 4: God, I wish if anyone of our idiots are planning
Speaker 4: to re listen to the series from starting to finish,
Speaker 4: because I know some people do that when we take
Speaker 4: breaks over Christmas or whatever.
Speaker 2: They to start from the beginning. Please do it.
Speaker 4: Tell you of how many episodes, Jen, it's been here
Speaker 4: for I reckon, we might be surprised. You've probably done
Speaker 4: like one hundred and seventy. Yeah, maybe right, you're done?
Speaker 4: Here we go excuse me? Why do you do this
Speaker 4: every time?
Speaker 1: Sorry, because I get freaked out.
Speaker 2: I can't keep making the same joke the tides out.
Speaker 4: Dale, give me a full plat by you get freaked
Speaker 4: out by the head, But has head ever concerned you?
Speaker 2: There we go nice and full cheers chook jeerz cheers, congratulations, yeers.
Speaker 1: Cheers everyone.
Speaker 4: Now, as you know, idiots, whenever we've got some sort
Speaker 4: of special occasion episode and anniverse three what have you?
Speaker 4: We like to do A Q and A and so
Speaker 4: that's what we're dedicating today's episode too. We've got a
Speaker 4: bunch of burning questions. Some of them are anonymous, some
Speaker 4: of them aren't even questions, they're just flat out hate
Speaker 4: mail cowards.
Speaker 1: But also, if it is your first time listening, welcome
Speaker 1: to is it just me?
Speaker 4: Welcome every got two hundred episodes to binge to catch up.
Speaker 4: If this is your first.
Speaker 1: Every episode for two hundred episodes, we've started the exact
Speaker 1: same way without fail with and is it just me?
Speaker 1: I actually don't think there's been an episode without one.
Speaker 2: I think there was once was it and we did
Speaker 2: get complaints saying it just felt wrong? What do we do?
Speaker 2: It was when you were at home with COVID.
Speaker 4: Jenna and I were in the studio and we were
Speaker 4: going to start with a caller, yes, and we just
Speaker 4: couldn't figure out a way because we were in separate studios.
Speaker 4: We could not figure out a way to get the
Speaker 4: phone line to work with all three of us.
Speaker 1: Either.
Speaker 2: You couldn't hear them, They couldn't hear you. We couldn't
Speaker 2: hear you. That.
Speaker 4: We just couldn't get it to work. So we just
Speaker 4: didn't do any gym we said, and people were like,
Speaker 4: that's fucking wrong. That just feels incorrect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I do remember that.
Speaker 5: Actually I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 1: Well, you probably didn't turn up.
Speaker 2: That's where you were there at that time.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of the time. Well that's how
Speaker 1: we start every episode with the is it just me
Speaker 1: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate me? She
Speaker 1: doesn't know mine, I do not know mitches. That's quite simple.
Speaker 1: That's the premise of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can go first? Why not?
Speaker 4: Sure, let's go I got two hundredth I just had to.
Speaker 4: It's been away for a couple of times.
Speaker 1: It's also not we've also done gems on the fly
Speaker 1: like we can't.
Speaker 2: Is christ all right, Well let's just not fuck about
Speaker 2: just do it.
Speaker 1: One of our many gems. Bradley go for it for
Speaker 1: the two hundred and something's time?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you just loving Denise Dreysdale ding Dong Denise on
Speaker 1: I'm a Celebrity to Get Me out of You?
Speaker 2: O is she's still on it?
Speaker 1: She knows she got eliminated at time of.
Speaker 4: This week because I thought she would have tapped out earlier.
Speaker 4: I've always cherished Denise Drysdale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Denise Drysdale for the International Listeners is an Australian
Speaker 1: TV veteran. She's in her seventies and she's on I'm
Speaker 1: a Celebrity, Get Me out of Here this season, which
Speaker 1: is current test and I think in the whole franchise.
Speaker 4: She really surprised me that she would agree to that.
Speaker 4: She just does not like being uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well she was the first out, so I have
Speaker 1: a feeling.
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah, And.
Speaker 1: Also Studio ten was axed the show she was on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so is Tristan McManus, who was the host of IT.
Speaker 1: His on it, so is she? I almost feel like
Speaker 1: it's a contractual thing for Channel ten to be like.
Speaker 2: Hey you are We've got to get to do something
Speaker 2: with them for a years.
Speaker 1: And she was also the first out conveniently, so I
Speaker 1: feel like it was in her contract to come in
Speaker 1: for a week.
Speaker 5: And go a week and she didn't come in with
Speaker 5: everyone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she came in too. She was an intruder. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just love Denise Drysdale. I discovered her when she
Speaker 4: was on The Circle. I think want to do on
Speaker 4: the Circle, which is like Studio ten. Before Studio ten.
Speaker 1: It was like the Australian version of The View.
Speaker 4: You Yeah, actually no, not really the View. It was
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you compare it to Jenna,
Speaker 4: What would you say the Circle was?
Speaker 5: I would say similar to the View because there was but.
Speaker 4: Less like arguing. It was more just a bunch of
Speaker 4: mums hanging out having fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There were four women on a round table, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at one point there was a man there.
Speaker 5: Circle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was a circle.
Speaker 4: It was actually I remember this because I'm such a
Speaker 4: little team in it. I remember their couch was a
Speaker 4: semi circle and the viewers complete the circle.
Speaker 1: Oh that's quite so. You would have loved that show.
Speaker 2: Oh it is so my cup of fucking tea.
Speaker 4: The Circle, chrisy Swan, Denise DRIs O, Beautiful Jimmy, Georgia
Speaker 4: Coughlan loved them. And then obviously the Circle wrapped up
Speaker 4: and they brought her on board Studio ten to job
Speaker 4: share with Eier butt Tres right because she wanted to
Speaker 4: cut down to two day of the week, right.
Speaker 2: Denise did the remaining three right.
Speaker 1: So they needed what two elderly white women of power
Speaker 1: to come on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then Ida left all together and they brought
Speaker 4: in Denise Scott, so it was like the rotating Denise's Denise.
Speaker 1: I totally yes, it was so. Now is this true?
Speaker 1: My favorite piece of Australian celebrity law is the fight
Speaker 1: that Denise Drysdale had with Ida Buttrose, which involves a
Speaker 1: Brussels sprout being thrown at someone's head.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently that was a big part of why Ida but
Speaker 2: Troce left.
Speaker 4: What happened because they were filming some fun Christmas promo
Speaker 4: and there was Brussels sprouts there as a prop, and
Speaker 4: Denise started throwing Brussels sprouts at Ida Buttros and Ida
Speaker 4: buttons if such a lady and she thought that with
Speaker 4: their attrojure that behavior.
Speaker 2: Got it and that she resigned. Apparently she did not
Speaker 2: take it lightly.
Speaker 1: Well, she got hit to the head of the fucking
Speaker 1: Brussels sprouse, so she took it about three.
Speaker 2: Think about it. They could have been hot and oidly.
Speaker 1: They could have been here. That would have pissed me off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing I've watched so far of Denise in
Speaker 1: the IMA celeb Jungle is her getting her head massaged
Speaker 1: by Callum Hole which is his name. Yeah right, I
Speaker 1: think I've googled that a few times actually, and it is.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. She's being massaged by this twenty five year
Speaker 1: old British boy and it's like and she's just moaning
Speaker 1: and grown it going harda harda do.
Speaker 4: I love the way she speaks, like I hope to
Speaker 4: be Denise. When I graw, oh you will be when
Speaker 4: I like, she doesn't say here she says hey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she's so easy.
Speaker 2: I love her anyway.
Speaker 1: I'm just really enjoying it. I thought you would love
Speaker 1: it too much'll it's so old.
Speaker 4: I've seen bits and pieces online. I'm not watching it
Speaker 4: for Denise, but like, I'm already a fan. I don't
Speaker 4: need to be converted. Yeah, I've worked with her a
Speaker 4: couple of times.
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, video, I've done two things with her.
Speaker 4: One of them, I think this is still on my
Speaker 4: YouTube channel if you're fucking curious enough to go for
Speaker 4: a dig. It was me teaching her how to use
Speaker 4: a Google Home. Yes, yes, because she is so hopeless
Speaker 4: of technology, doesn't even her producer told me that all
Speaker 4: she knows how to do is just call him.
Speaker 2: She can't text. So I did a video teaching her
Speaker 2: how to use a Google Home. Hilarious.
Speaker 4: Loved it, and then Studio ten got us to do
Speaker 4: a thing on air for Australia Day, which I don't
Speaker 4: go look that up because yeah, it was on the
Speaker 4: cusp of like do I agree to this because Australia
Speaker 4: Day doesn't have the same fucking vibe about it as
Speaker 4: it used to. People are frowning upon it like they should.
Speaker 4: But then I was like, I can't say no to
Speaker 4: working with Denise Draisaw. Of course, we went to the
Speaker 4: International Cruise Ship Terminal whatever it's called, and like quizzed
Speaker 4: tourists on Ossie slang so lame.
Speaker 2: But I got to work with Denise and it was fun.
Speaker 4: You might notice if you do end up finding it
Speaker 4: and wanting to watch it that at one point she
Speaker 4: just funcks off, and I'm having to do the rest
Speaker 4: solo because apparently she just thought it was too hot.
Speaker 2: She goes that it's too hot for me. She hailed
Speaker 2: a taxi as it drove past.
Speaker 4: Went back to the hotel, didn't even tell the cameraman
Speaker 4: or producers. Denise I said, she left, So did you
Speaker 4: feel it on your own not to do the rest
Speaker 4: by myself?
Speaker 1: Funny one, she's a ding Dong Drysdale. Anyway, give it
Speaker 1: a watch, guy. It's not a plug, but it's very fun.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's my ageent.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready for mine, Bradley, you count me in, please, Choock?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Did you also bring gifts to give each other today?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: What celebration? I just thought I would bring gibs your
Speaker 2: birthday episode.
Speaker 4: It's not about birthday, it's the two other episode. I
Speaker 4: thought i'd get presents for you both.
Speaker 1: Did you actually do yes?
Speaker 2: I did? No, No, No, I figured it's much. I
Speaker 2: figured that's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is you can't do this because they have
Speaker 1: the audience are like they're.
Speaker 5: So awful to him. Awful to him.
Speaker 4: There's not one part of you that probably thought to
Speaker 4: bring a gift. So I get that, but I just
Speaker 4: thought this would be cute.
Speaker 2: You're ready for this? Wait, so you've got gifts? I
Speaker 2: love the way you can't say gifts. It's so funny.
Speaker 5: Gifts.
Speaker 3: What do you say gifts? Or what like a little
Speaker 3: moving in image you're saying gifts? G I fts, gifts.
Speaker 2: Gifts will unpack that lay.
Speaker 5: We don't have time to.
Speaker 1: If you've got gifts, I'm going to be that with better,
Speaker 1: we will piffed.
Speaker 2: Okay, So for you Jenna, Oh my god, I knew.
Speaker 4: That we were going to be recording at my house
Speaker 4: today and historrectly. Every time we're recording here, you bitch
Speaker 4: and moan about can.
Speaker 2: We get food? So I thought I can't have Genevieve
Speaker 2: going hungry here. This is for you, my god.
Speaker 1: It's a brown paper bag. Yep, open her up.
Speaker 2: I guess if she feels like sharing it for all
Speaker 2: of us, that's up?
Speaker 1: What her it is?
Speaker 5: Here we go? Oh the little cupcake?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, cupcake factory? Is that sponsor? Did you
Speaker 1: pay for them? I'm a kiddie.
Speaker 2: I did pay for it because I love that joint.
Speaker 2: It's dremoine is it? I used together all the time?
Speaker 2: Show me Jenna?
Speaker 1: Can I see?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 2: So that's for you, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh the cupcake factory.
Speaker 2: So that's for u Jenna and for you Cheery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's this? I bet my gift is a lesson
Speaker 1: that my fucking luck, a lesson in what I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always tall. Lessons that some sort of moral.
Speaker 4: Well, I believe that the moral is that I'm just
Speaker 4: so fucking thoughtful, because I guess this gift falls more
Speaker 4: under acts of service.
Speaker 1: Which is my king. I love that. I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I did a love language test with Steve in the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 2: I thought you were more of a words of affimation time.
Speaker 1: I'm actually all of them that needed.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, what I've done for you is because that's
Speaker 4: our idiots know, especially the ones that have been listening
Speaker 4: since day one, as they know you fucking love a
Speaker 4: sound effect.
Speaker 1: I do love a sound effect.
Speaker 4: They get mixed reviews. Some people are Team Combs and
Speaker 4: they think, fuck, that's annoying.
Speaker 2: Stopper people are like this is hilarious.
Speaker 4: The majority I do like the sound effects when they're
Speaker 4: well placed, like they're relevant and yeah, funny part of
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 5: I like them. I like when they're random.
Speaker 1: I hate people love them, people love them the podcast
Speaker 1: border if they.
Speaker 2: Contribute to the show. I love a sound effect.
Speaker 4: But if I'm bearing my deepest thoughts and feelings, then
Speaker 4: you play a fucking horse whinny, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's a bit disruptive.
Speaker 4: I can read the room, so you have, to your credit,
Speaker 4: you've gotten way better at that. The early days, I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck me, this is like a kid on
Speaker 4: Red Cordial.
Speaker 1: The early days, I just wouldn't listen. I really wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You be like, this is my body dys morphe you,
Speaker 1: and I'd just play a helicopter sunset.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what I've done for you because with our
Speaker 4: studio upgrade, we had to leave the old studio behind.
Speaker 4: We did, which means you had to bid farewell to
Speaker 4: the sound effects library and start from scratch correct And
Speaker 4: I realized that the.
Speaker 2: Sound effects are now missing. It's a bit trickier in
Speaker 2: the new.
Speaker 1: Studio hard and I have felt the void.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and so even I felt the show was
Speaker 4: a bit fucking naked without them.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you notice.
Speaker 4: I edited some in last week because I was like,
Speaker 4: it feels wrong not having And so what I've done
Speaker 4: for you, because I know what brings you joy, is
Speaker 4: I've built a new sound effects library on my laptop
Speaker 4: because I figured you've got enough on your plate. You're
Speaker 4: not going to build them from scratch. So you've got
Speaker 4: a brand new sound effects library to play with. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, Pasten the laptop player.
Speaker 1: That's just the nicest thing anyone's done for me.
Speaker 2: Especially because I hate them totally. Mitchel, here you go.
Speaker 1: Here, thank you? Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So for one day and one day only, Yeah, just
Speaker 4: for old time's sake. Yeah, as we celebrate our bi centenary,
Speaker 4: you have fucking full support to go as feral of
Speaker 4: you like on the sound Affairs.
Speaker 1: How feral are we talking like this? Ferrell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, it was so excited. Wait wait, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: an earthquake.
Speaker 2: On our bikes.
Speaker 5: That triggers me, that triggers you.
Speaker 3: And of course the sea, the dolphins are Freddy, the
Speaker 3: same dolphins.
Speaker 2: Calm down, Sorry, what else?
Speaker 4: So there's a few old favorites on there, Billia ones,
Speaker 4: But I've also thrown in some wild cards for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's some really good stuff in here. Sorry, we
Speaker 1: just sold another mug. Don't laugh too hard. You dropped
Speaker 1: your champagne.
Speaker 2: Shit. Look at how his eyes have lit up.
Speaker 1: They really have so much fun. I really love this.
Speaker 2: There's one that I think you'll really enjoy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many. I'm literally so excited.
Speaker 4: There's one that's called Coomb's Franken bite. Yeah yeah, which
Speaker 4: is like Kardashian style, you stitch together a few different
Speaker 4: words and sentences to form a sentence.
Speaker 1: Have I done that of you?
Speaker 2: Now I've done that?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry, slip of the finger. Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is the Coombs Franken butt. Yes, all right, God,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting up. I'm excited. This is a great gift, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cheery, he's way better than me. You can
Speaker 2: use that whenever you damn we'll play. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what has happened to you?
Speaker 1: Have you freshly been to therapy or something?
Speaker 2: I still go to therapy.
Speaker 1: But clearly this is such a thoughtful gift.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I was thinking you'd be like, oh, it's not a
Speaker 2: real present. I can't take it home.
Speaker 1: No, this is incredible.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you see the gesture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do, Jenny, why don't you try
Speaker 1: one of your cupcakes and let us know what you
Speaker 1: think of it?
Speaker 2: So I don't think you should go super feral now.
Speaker 4: But also I can't police her, but I'm going to
Speaker 4: surprise us with the ship throughout the show totally.
Speaker 1: He Jen's opening her cupcakes. She's choosing. Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's an audio medium, so if you could just choose
Speaker 1: one I'm choosing. I've played with my sound effects, so
Speaker 1: you please your try actually cheery.
Speaker 4: You know how you sometimes play hold music to kill time.
Speaker 4: I couldn't find the exact hold music that you usually use.
Speaker 4: I've chosen a different track. I hope you like you've
Speaker 4: updated it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so while Jenna's fucking about with the so we'll.
Speaker 1: Put the show on hold some oh oh mine.
Speaker 2: Oh now we're going to pay for the right to
Speaker 2: use that song.
Speaker 1: Oh we're fucking screoge.
Speaker 2: Yeah there you're welcome, black eyed piece.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenna's tried the cupcake?
Speaker 5: Delicious?
Speaker 1: Is it nice? Jenna that's discussing?
Speaker 2: That was the distressed burp from will It Blendler? Do
Speaker 2: you know how many times.
Speaker 4: I've replayed just the distress burp. I find it so funny.
Speaker 4: Go I was so worried there should be a Jena
Speaker 4: sound effect on there too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Jenna, have another bart of the cupcake?
Speaker 2: I get another, Well they're yours.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's trying it.
Speaker 4: It's the Jenna whimper slash sex noise depending on how
Speaker 4: you Mitchell.
Speaker 1: This is so very thoughtful of you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Speaker 1: It's genuinely so kind and I'm touched.
Speaker 2: What are some other random ones that I've put on? There?
Speaker 2: A zipper?
Speaker 5: Did you get the horse?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't even think of that. Oh no, but
Speaker 2: I've got a baby camel.
Speaker 1: Why do would you think to put a baby camel
Speaker 1: on that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, maybe i'll go Aurio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have it go. Can I have one place?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 5: So vanilla one?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just don't think we should all eat it at
Speaker 4: the same time. The podcast, how we've not learned our lesson?
Speaker 2: After two episodes.
Speaker 1: Into the microphone? Okay, we won't do Oh, sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I even brought back the live tweek.
Speaker 1: We just got a live tweet with the congratulations on
Speaker 1: the two hundredth episode. Oh that's so nice, Prince Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's such a shl Can we block you block.
Speaker 5: It's just me? You should follow these idiots online search
Speaker 5: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Right, So, as it is our by a centenary episode,
Speaker 1: our two hundredth episode of Visit Just Me. We thought
Speaker 1: we're going to throw the rules out and we're not
Speaker 1: going to do a standard episode. Cheers, so that your
Speaker 1: cheers to that. Cheers, Jenna, cheers to you as well.
Speaker 2: Cheers.
Speaker 1: We're doing a Q and A for the rest of
Speaker 1: the episode. We've done Q and a's on our big
Speaker 1: milestone episodes before.
Speaker 4: Exactly, and we've got a fucking lot this time because,
Speaker 4: like last time, we gave you the option to make
Speaker 4: it anonymous, so people got a little bit dreadfully honors
Speaker 4: because they weren't putting their name to it. If you
Speaker 4: didn't get a question in in time, and you're listening
Speaker 4: right now, I'm going to pop a link in the
Speaker 4: episode description where you can keep sending the questions. So
Speaker 4: next time we do a Q and A, we'll get
Speaker 4: to that question. We've actually got a few here left
Speaker 4: over from last time. The box in later.
Speaker 1: Can I say the height on some of these listeners,
Speaker 1: like the diff the stark contrast between the questions asked
Speaker 1: on Instagram compared to the anonymous questions chalk and cheese.
Speaker 1: People are so brazen when it's or not.
Speaker 2: Why don't we start with the hate comments actually, and
Speaker 2: then we'll get to the gorgeous, thoughtful question. Sure, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 4: So Anonymous of course aka Coward said never I heard
Speaker 4: anyone let go so many fake laughs like Jenna, it's
Speaker 4: actually unbearable.
Speaker 5: How do they know?
Speaker 4: I was about to jump to your defense and say, no, no,
Speaker 4: they're not fake. She actually just does laugh a lot
Speaker 4: in real life, not just on the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's the reason we have you on the show. You're
Speaker 1: a laugh trap.
Speaker 5: I remember in year six I was voted the person
Speaker 5: who laughs the most at anything, really, like I would
Speaker 5: laugh at everything that'd go hah planned and I'd.
Speaker 4: Be like, you know, and people like you are a
Speaker 4: blessing at a comedy show because if I'm bombing hard,
Speaker 4: you'll laugh anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we all.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't think you fake laugh. You've got now to.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have any need to another anonymous one.
Speaker 4: I remember when the show was actually funny. Oh now,
Speaker 4: it's just bragging about weight loss and doing anal. I
Speaker 4: don't believe I've bragged about either of those, to be fair,
Speaker 4: it feels targeted.
Speaker 1: To be fair. Since the show started, we've always been
Speaker 1: doing anal.
Speaker 2: Including Jenna totally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck off, God, people are annoying. Oh sorry, accidently
Speaker 1: tap the earthquake that was That was a accident.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Shut up.
Speaker 2: Say it to my face next time, Prick.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this one's for you, Cheery. Does Cheery ever, actually,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to lead with that. You can't asked?
Speaker 1: Ken?
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear this one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't mind.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm kind of just not filtering them. I'm just
Speaker 4: going down the fine. Does Cheery feel like his weight
Speaker 4: loss was a blow for big boy representation in media?
Speaker 2: Because I sure do.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, definitely not a I'm still one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty kilos. I'm still a big boy, and I'm
Speaker 1: definitely not thin by any definition. Absolutely not. No, I
Speaker 1: don't fair enough.
Speaker 2: There we go. We'll leave that at that. I'm not
Speaker 2: a stick And another one for you, Cheery can Cheery's
Speaker 2: new man drive or is he dating another freeloader.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, these are brutal of being roasted on
Speaker 1: our bisentary.
Speaker 2: I don't think that was the roast towards you.
Speaker 1: No, not towards you know who. You can drive?
Speaker 2: Yes, ah, what a blessing.
Speaker 1: He can drive, and he can actually well he's on
Speaker 1: his green Peace, so he does take a while. He
Speaker 1: drives at ninety kilometers an hour. It's his max.
Speaker 2: I thought you were allowed to go one hundred on
Speaker 2: the green.
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure, to be honest, but sometimes I
Speaker 1: might take the peaplates off if we're going I just
Speaker 1: you know, No, that's not how it works, I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I'll pay the fine. I've got big
Speaker 1: boyt money. You know, I'm froe with a peaplate.
Speaker 2: Grow up.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but it's just the perception of like
Speaker 1: me getting in a peaplate car.
Speaker 4: I actually felt really naked when I got my full
Speaker 4: license and I didn't have a peeplate on my car.
Speaker 4: It took me a while to accept that that was
Speaker 4: the new normal. I was like, Oh, I forgot my plate.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I don't need one.
Speaker 1: You've got so many points now, you've got thirteen demerit
Speaker 1: points to play with.
Speaker 2: I don't have that many lefts?
Speaker 1: Can I say, coming from a partner that didn't drive
Speaker 1: to a partner that can.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, wonder you're back on the beoth.
Speaker 2: You've got a desot.
Speaker 1: I know I do. No, you can't dry. You can't
Speaker 1: drink and drive.
Speaker 2: That's why I said desot. Oh you're right, Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: not the thing he drinks.
Speaker 5: Nobody should drink and drive.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenna, well said, I said, all right.
Speaker 4: Next questin Marley says, this is for you, Jenna. I
Speaker 4: dare Jenna to participate in her own will it segment
Speaker 4: with an idea of her own.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't have any ideas.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if you thought about it your core, We've
Speaker 2: done will at block? Will it blend? What else is
Speaker 2: there that.
Speaker 1: Requires a lot of preparation from Jenna? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Will it kill?
Speaker 2: Only once? Will it kill? She tries different weapons? Yes?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You just bring in different varieties of.
Speaker 5: I hold a four can put it in a microwaveven.
Speaker 1: Oh if that would kill you.
Speaker 2: You bath with a toaster and if you survive, you
Speaker 2: try another. No, that's fucked.
Speaker 1: Why would you even I can do that on your
Speaker 1: own podcast. Ye, I think we want to bring that
Speaker 1: to this show.
Speaker 2: Keep that for the cat one please. Harry asks, how
Speaker 2: does the show today compare with how you envisioned it
Speaker 2: at the start?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's completely different.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's more chaotic than I expected it would be.
Speaker 4: I thought, oh, well, with cheeries broadcas background, with my
Speaker 4: podcast experience and the training I've done at the radio school,
Speaker 4: it's going to be so slick and polished it'll never
Speaker 4: be roke.
Speaker 1: Can I say we're actually very slick and polished the
Speaker 1: show runs as live really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose that's true.
Speaker 1: We are slick, but we didn't envision it.
Speaker 2: Envisioned it. Oh god, that's just going to stay in
Speaker 2: because that's how raw we are.
Speaker 1: Totally. I didn't picture it to be anything. Really, it
Speaker 1: is what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I expected it to be. But
Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be very polished basically,
Speaker 4: which I suppose it is in a way. But also
Speaker 4: we get a bit loose, which suits me just fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And half the fun of like a podcast and any
Speaker 1: creative project, is it ending up being something completely different
Speaker 1: to what you thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: Tie asks out of all the apps, which one is
Speaker 4: your favorite and which one makes you cringe if any
Speaker 4: Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, I'll take this one. To start the first episode.
Speaker 1: I can't listen to any of the first thirty episodes.
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to There's.
Speaker 4: Like moments within those episodes that are fine, but I
Speaker 4: could listen to a full episode because I feel like
Speaker 4: I was just I don't know, I find myself really
Speaker 4: annoying back then. I feel like I'd be a bit
Speaker 4: more relaxed now.
Speaker 1: I agree. We were trying very hard in the early days,
Speaker 1: although but.
Speaker 4: We didn't know we were trying hard, Like we weren't
Speaker 4: actively trying hard. It just came across that way, and
Speaker 4: any hindsight, I'm like, oh, shut up, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we weren't trying hard in order to be
Speaker 1: better than anyone.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: We were trying hard because we genuinely wanted to make
Speaker 1: a good podcast. Yeah, but we wanted to put content
Speaker 1: out into the world that we were proud of. But
Speaker 1: now I think we just don't.
Speaker 4: I still give a ship, but I've just relaxed a
Speaker 4: lot more into it.
Speaker 2: I think totally.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my favorite episode was the coffin one.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 4: That's often I think I've said before if people asked
Speaker 4: what's the good one to start with, I usually start
Speaker 4: with that. Yeah, because not only was standing in a coffin,
Speaker 4: but like the rest of the content was strong.
Speaker 2: I reckon, yes, if I do say so myself.
Speaker 5: Strong a strong episode. There was also me in the bin, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 5: One in the straight jacket.
Speaker 1: I like the straight jacket that was really eased up
Speaker 1: on the torment to work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Actually I've got am recently saying it's been a while
Speaker 4: since you've gas lit Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after and.
Speaker 4: I was like a gaslighter every day. But she just
Speaker 4: doesn't know. And I don't make a spectacle of it.
Speaker 1: We do plenty of it, just not recorded. No, it's
Speaker 1: my life, just not on the show.
Speaker 4: This is for you, Jenna, and wants to know Jenna.
Speaker 4: Fuck Mary Keel Coomb's cheery an Oscar.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be honest, that's the kill One's hard.
Speaker 4: It's not literally, just the only thing about the one
Speaker 4: who's not here to defend himself.
Speaker 1: Also, no, I.
Speaker 5: Couldn't do that to Oscar, I'd rather do.
Speaker 1: It, all right, who'd you rather have sweaty sex with?
Speaker 5: Probably Oscar?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so one of us are dying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Oh that means I'm going to die because you're more
Speaker 2: marriage material.
Speaker 5: It was actually the opposite. But now thinking about it,
Speaker 5: I'll marry you and I'll kill you.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's an audio medium to hundred episodes. She
Speaker 1: hasn't learned that was me. When you say you, no
Speaker 1: one understands. She pointed towards me for marriage. Everyone, So
Speaker 1: I'm getting married. That's fine by me.
Speaker 4: I don't know who I would choose if it was reverse,
Speaker 4: like fuck Mary, kill Cheery, Jenna, Oscar.
Speaker 2: I couldn't marry Jenna because our cats wouldn't get along.
Speaker 5: How do you know that?
Speaker 2: Because Isabella doesn't like other animals.
Speaker 1: You'd have to kill you'd have to kill Jenna.
Speaker 5: So I don't know you'd have to kill Cheery.
Speaker 2: I think i'd have to marry Cheeri. Yeah that checks out,
Speaker 2: because I couldn't marry Oscar.
Speaker 5: I'm going to kill Cheery.
Speaker 1: You can't flip. You've already killed Mitchell. So now we're
Speaker 1: both dead. I'd kill Jenna only because she wouldn't put.
Speaker 2: Up a phot yes, and she'd be reincarnated. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so true. But Jenna, that means
Speaker 1: by marrying me, we'd have to have sex often.
Speaker 4: Now that we're talking about this, this is all ringing
Speaker 4: a bell. I think we've had this question before, but
Speaker 4: it might have been Sam instead of oscar.
Speaker 1: Ol Sam in a harp. That's a different story.
Speaker 2: Question Anonymous.
Speaker 4: I need to know how Coombs actually covers rent doing
Speaker 4: what dinnerly ads?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rough.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have to worry about me, Darlin.
Speaker 4: I'm not behind on rent payments, so I'm doing just fine.
Speaker 4: And it's not just innly ads.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: But you that Airborne, you've been fogging the airbone. You know,
Speaker 1: the Pyramids. Imagine if Mitchell was.
Speaker 2: Just the avon. I've been door knocking. Yeah, yeah, of course,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Another anonymous lineous removed, swearing from the idgem group chat.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon you would even know a thing about this, cherry.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: So you know, there's a Facebook.
Speaker 4: Group in during Idiots, and then within that group they've
Speaker 4: created a community chat to go alongside the group.
Speaker 1: I created the chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's like a messenger conversation that happens. But
Speaker 4: I don't know how to change the settings. But for
Speaker 4: some reason, you cannot swear in that group chat, and
Speaker 4: God bless our idiots. They can't have a common station
Speaker 4: without swearing. They've created an unsanctioned group chat of their own,
Speaker 4: and it's called is it just fucking me?
Speaker 1: You're kidding?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Let me have a look cod on.
Speaker 2: So if you go to the just me community chat now, yes, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm like, they're God in this chat.
Speaker 2: It won't send it. I'm telling you it's sent.
Speaker 1: What I wrote consented is a prank.
Speaker 2: No, because it doesn't work for anyone else.
Speaker 5: No, maybe because you created it.
Speaker 4: Quick send a voice message to the groups. Everyone knows
Speaker 4: why you said that.
Speaker 1: Jennet, can you seek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she says that under his zip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys have set me up.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh, someone says, are you exercising your right to swear
Speaker 1: unlike the rest of us?
Speaker 5: Wait, let me try. Let me try writing and see
Speaker 5: what happens.
Speaker 2: Because I've never tried it was Oscar that showed me.
Speaker 1: Janet can write kitchile you've got a test it.
Speaker 2: My phone's up there filming. I can't use it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's all right, okay, Jenna. I think you should
Speaker 4: do a groveling apology.
Speaker 5: Okay, and just explain. Sorry.
Speaker 2: We were talking about how we're not allowed to swear.
Speaker 2: We try to test it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hi everyone, we're just recording the podcast and we
Speaker 5: were testing whether we can swear in the group chat,
Speaker 5: and it looks like we can, but.
Speaker 2: I didn't think it would stand.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. Yeah, we're really sorry. It wasn't meant
Speaker 5: for you. We love you. Bye.
Speaker 2: See there we Well that's interesting.
Speaker 4: Why are we allowed to swear at our podcast community
Speaker 4: but they're not allowed to swear at us?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but what is it? Because we
Speaker 1: made it and we're admins, must be.
Speaker 2: But even as an admin, I tried to change the settings,
Speaker 2: it just it won't work.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Well that's all right, Okay, Well I'll move on to
Speaker 4: the next question. Speaking of actually the sea word, yep,
Speaker 4: Anonymous asks why and when did the word start getting beat?
Speaker 4: I swear it never used to be.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a you thing, you're the editor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it actually was more of a case of
Speaker 4: I heard other podcasts beat the sea word, and I thought, yeah,
Speaker 4: it probably is a bit march. I I don't want
Speaker 4: to say on the record, I've never said the sea
Speaker 4: word on this podcast, unbeat. I may have, but somewhere
Speaker 4: along the line, I made a conscious effort not to
Speaker 4: say the sea word. I don't say it in videos,
Speaker 4: I don't say it on the podcast. I fucking say
Speaker 4: it a comedy shows, and I say it in real life.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite. Yeah, but yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Think in the early days there might be a few
Speaker 4: sea bombs that you let sleep and I didn't beat.
Speaker 4: But then I was only in the last year or
Speaker 4: two that I started beeping them because I was like,
Speaker 4: it's a bit march.
Speaker 1: Are you beeping it with our edge and beep? Of which,
Speaker 1: of course is because don't forget that is our edge
Speaker 1: and beep?
Speaker 2: No, because I actually thought you would have forgotten about that. Now.
Speaker 1: Of course I've not forgotten.
Speaker 2: About added that to your sound effects.
Speaker 4: We were talking about let's ditch the traditional this one,
Speaker 4: let's ditch the traditional beep, and it said we'll use
Speaker 4: this Jenna, how dare you.
Speaker 2: Speak to me like that.
Speaker 1: No, we're not. We're leaving that in just to ruin
Speaker 1: your career because Jenna wants to work in law.
Speaker 4: So it was sort of a recent thing that I
Speaker 4: started beeping it just because I thought.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: It also kind of makes it more can but adds
Speaker 2: to the drama.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: The beat makes it so much more dramatic.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with your Keep leaping and keep bumbles.
Speaker 4: Drop and sea bombs is a bit much. Yeah, especially
Speaker 4: for you because you're trying to be a priest one day,
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, Yeah, yeah, Coombs. What is your favorite
Speaker 2: memory thus far with dating Sean?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is cute.
Speaker 5: Um.
Speaker 2: I think the uler Root trip is a standard. We
Speaker 2: were talking about this on Monday in the last episode. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the ula Roo trip was gorgeous. I just loved it
Speaker 2: because we also.
Speaker 4: Did like the We've got a high car and Alice
Speaker 4: springs the five hour drive in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Speaker 4: It's like memorable, but also just like seeing him with
Speaker 4: my nieces and nephews is so cute.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: They like him more than me.
Speaker 4: I don't mind, because he is really good with them,
Speaker 4: and recently Eleanor called him Uncle Sean and he's got
Speaker 4: a bit teary, just those warm, fuzzy moments.
Speaker 2: It's very cute totally.
Speaker 1: And then I'm sure the sex in the ulary was nice.
Speaker 2: We didn't actually root You're kidding. I was furious because
Speaker 2: you wanted it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope it doesn't mind me telling the story.
Speaker 4: But I had to have a conversation the next day
Speaker 4: and I said, I think we need to start putting
Speaker 4: boundaries about how much Went Worth we watch because.
Speaker 2: It's affecting our sex life.
Speaker 1: You told me this. We would literally.
Speaker 4: Watch went Worth because we were obsessed with it. And
Speaker 4: I'd be like, are you.
Speaker 2: Sure you want to put one more episode on till
Speaker 2: we had to bed? Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I put another one on. I'm like yeah, hell,
Speaker 2: and then you fall asleep in front of the TV
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, well, now, what maybe you need
Speaker 1: to here's an idea. Keep it prison themed, shake up
Speaker 1: the bedroom, and make it went Worth themed.
Speaker 2: What I just gang in with a broom?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, I'm thinking more conjugal visit, not
Speaker 1: shanking with a fork attached to.
Speaker 4: Us speaking of relationships. What happened with Cheery and haydenmous As.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being teased but never explained.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not your place to know, Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: know everyone wants to know, So I'll now tell it
Speaker 1: for the first time, what happened with Hayden and I. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous, brilliant use of the record.
Speaker 1: Thank you soon.
Speaker 2: You know, it's just personal.
Speaker 1: It's been a year in a couple of days. Out
Speaker 1: of respect for him and out of respect for myself,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into it. I've also basically
Speaker 1: I've given like ninety percent of the story.
Speaker 4: It's just very You've actually given one hundred percent of
Speaker 4: the story that I've had to cut out later because
Speaker 4: when we're recording. When we record, you get real brave,
Speaker 4: you get real lippy, and then I have to say
Speaker 4: to you later do you want to leave this in?
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, actually better not so thank god
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm also at that point where I look back on
Speaker 1: like we were together for five years and like genuinely
Speaker 1: like four and a half of that were amazing, like
Speaker 1: really good, and it was my first genuine love. So like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember that and have that of course,
Speaker 1: because it was so good and it taught me so
Speaker 1: much about myself about how to love and he was
Speaker 1: great and I was great. So I just want that
Speaker 1: to be the memory. But it wasn't nice in the end.
Speaker 1: You guys know what happened, but I just don't think
Speaker 1: it's right to talk about it. But I did go
Speaker 1: through Hayden's and I found really large. It was actually
Speaker 1: smaller than and I cried. I just told you all.
Speaker 4: Moving on one for you, Jenna. Sarah not anonymous. Sarah
Speaker 4: wants to know has Jenna gotten her bloody license yet?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm still on my ls, but they expire in
Speaker 5: a couple of months.
Speaker 4: A couple of months. We could do this. There's no
Speaker 4: minimum hours for you. We just need to get you
Speaker 4: ready for the test.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 4: You know the ever since we taught you to drive,
Speaker 4: which was fucking two or three years ago, I've still
Speaker 4: got the l plates down the side bit of my
Speaker 4: passenger seat in the car because I was like, we'll
Speaker 4: do this off them, we'll drive home in the studio
Speaker 4: and you can drive all supervised.
Speaker 2: That never happened again.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Thank you for apologizing.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, thank you for letting me know.
Speaker 1: After you had that man's laughter incident. I just want
Speaker 1: Jennet to get a license so then I can take points.
Speaker 1: You can take points for me. I paid very well.
Speaker 1: Wink wink. I mean joking. All jokes is all jokes only.
Speaker 4: That's the thing people go down to, like bowling clubs
Speaker 4: or where old people hang out, old people who never drive,
Speaker 4: never commit driving offense, and they pay them to cop
Speaker 4: the fines for them.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yes, they don't have enough points to play with.
Speaker 1: My ninety three year old Nan has had quite a
Speaker 1: few texting incidents under the Harbor tunnel.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 2: Oh, Chiery, you shouldn't be doing that. Just a joke, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just a.
Speaker 1: Joke, all right, More do the glacious ones?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Anonymous asks, is there a serious issue between the three
Speaker 4: of you that has occurred since the podcast began that
Speaker 4: it's never been spoken about on the pod before spill
Speaker 4: the tea issue.
Speaker 1: Well, we all did get that strain of herpes and
Speaker 1: we were wondering where it came from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, still a miss, I feel like any issues you'd
Speaker 4: fucking hear about it on the podcast anyway.
Speaker 5: Totally.
Speaker 1: Mean, we do argue, but it all gets resolved. It
Speaker 1: all comes out in the wash pretty much.
Speaker 4: We basically just nip it in the bar. There's not
Speaker 4: like issues that we haven't spoken about, like, oh, don't
Speaker 4: go there.
Speaker 1: The biggest one was on the show when we did
Speaker 1: when we allegedly forgot your birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 4: This is the only thing that gets me riled up
Speaker 4: because you actually did the right thing and you said
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my bad, but then you backpedal and say,
Speaker 4: well I did and actually do anything allegedly. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: we actually left it in a good place. Don't poke
Speaker 4: the bear.
Speaker 1: No, totally.
Speaker 5: And it was upsetting when you both forgot my birth.
Speaker 2: But weren't you not there that week anyway?
Speaker 5: No, I was. But we had a guest who was it,
Speaker 5: the twink guy.
Speaker 4: Who tim aber a worthless Twink birthday episode disrespectful of sus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we wouldn't even clocked it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's because we prerecord and whatnot. Was that a
Speaker 1: good excuse?
Speaker 2: No, Actually, let's get flight it. You're right, we precort it.
Speaker 4: That week's in events, we didn't realize it was going
Speaker 4: to be released on your birthday.
Speaker 2: You remember you were there, don't typical stupid woman.
Speaker 1: You were there, you proved it.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find in your sound effects board Cheery. Yes,
Speaker 2: just fucking with you. We actually are just terrible friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually hate you.
Speaker 2: No, I felt awful, but hey, Cheery is due for
Speaker 2: a forgotten birthday.
Speaker 1: Soon, totally, yeah, coming up, it's very soon September right
Speaker 1: in mind?
Speaker 5: Yes, what is that very soon?
Speaker 1: I thought you were actually talking about your birthday? Mitchere,
Speaker 1: which is very soon? About my when's yours again?
Speaker 2: June? Fuck me?
Speaker 4: This is what got me last year. I feel like
Speaker 4: it should be the thirteenth or something, but it's actually
Speaker 4: way early.
Speaker 2: It's like the eighth or something. What is it? In
Speaker 2: my mind, it's in the teens. But we learned that
Speaker 2: last year. Isn't it the eighth, No, it's the fuck
Speaker 2: even earlier. Jesus.
Speaker 1: No, we'll celebrate.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to put reminders weeks in advance to that.
Speaker 4: But you know, an answer to the question, We basically
Speaker 4: just sort shit out. Yeah, and then we even fight
Speaker 4: on the podcast. You hear about it all. There's no
Speaker 4: tea that we haven't spilled Mabel.
Speaker 1: Ratings, Darlin, we want to succeed another one.
Speaker 2: For Jenna, What actually happened on Kentiki, Madeline asks, I've
Speaker 2: listened to every episode and I still don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, it involved a few celebrities and something that
Speaker 5: I regret.
Speaker 2: She can't talk about it because he's so famous. She
Speaker 2: doesn't want to be a hume.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: And of course no, I'm not going to delve into
Speaker 4: her private life and spill the details. But basically, it
Speaker 4: was a shock to me because when I went on Kentucky,
Speaker 4: I was already a bit of a party animal. So
Speaker 4: I went from like, not zero to one hundred. I
Speaker 4: went forty to sixty, whereas Jenna went zero to one hundred.
Speaker 4: So it was a shock to the system. It was
Speaker 4: so out of character.
Speaker 2: And then I went with the fuck you yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: and you zero. I've never seen this behavior since.
Speaker 1: I will say though, for the first time in the
Speaker 1: history of the show. For the Bison Tenary Mitch did
Speaker 1: record audio of that moment, and let's roll it out now.
Speaker 1: Jenna in Kentucky.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, ready for the second finger. Okay, sorry, that's gross.
Speaker 2: What was that sounded.
Speaker 1: I don't know, the microphone just fell into Jenna's lab.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 5: Food?
Speaker 4: Fuck, We've got so many more questions to get three,
Speaker 4: let's keep going through them. Coombs, Did you struggle entering
Speaker 4: the city gay scene when you first moved from the country. Oh,
Speaker 4: that's an anonymous one. I don't know why that's anonymous.
Speaker 4: That's not no spicy at all. But I definitely did
Speaker 4: a beer. It was very daunting at first. I was
Speaker 4: such a fish out of water. Oh really, the first
Speaker 4: time I ever went gay clubbing. I don't even know
Speaker 4: if this exists anymore, but it was like part of
Speaker 4: SBS's Mardi Gras coverage. They were kind of piggybacking off
Speaker 4: the whole bog and Gate viral video thing, and they
Speaker 4: were like, let's take the Boge and Gate Kid gay
Speaker 4: club for the first time.
Speaker 2: There was a camera crew. There was a journalist there.
Speaker 4: So that was obviously a different experience to going clubbing
Speaker 4: for the first sign because I've been filmed, so I
Speaker 4: was like on and then when I started actually going
Speaker 4: out without the camera crew, it was still a bit like,
Speaker 4: holy fuck, fish out of water.
Speaker 2: But I settled right in overtime. Yeah, now I'm a
Speaker 2: little club rat.
Speaker 1: You really are? You love it more than I do.
Speaker 2: I've been I actually haven't been in months.
Speaker 1: Really another of us.
Speaker 4: It got to the point where Sean, who is ten
Speaker 4: times more sensible than me, said can we please go
Speaker 4: to Oxford Street this weekend?
Speaker 2: Because I miss it? I was like, fucking must be
Speaker 2: getting mad of even Sean missus. Sean next question, Shari asks,
Speaker 2: do you think you'll make it to three hundred episode?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Well I didn't think we'd make it to
Speaker 1: two hundred, so I mean I may as well say yes,
Speaker 1: I think we will.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wasn't really keeping tabs on where we were up to.
Speaker 4: It was actually a case of fuck. I thought the
Speaker 4: hundredth was yesterday. Yeah, that's we're at two hundred already.
Speaker 4: We kind of just got here by accident. So if
Speaker 4: we just keep on keeping on it, we'll get to
Speaker 4: three hundred and be like shit, especially now they're doing
Speaker 4: two a week, it'll That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 1: We continue doing two a week, we'll be at three
Speaker 1: hundred in a year. So it's fine. Was that good math?
Speaker 5: I think? I think sounded convinced.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that's right, correct, Yeah, Keeley Keeley are
Speaker 1: these real names?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How would you pronounce that? K? E l Y Keeley?
Speaker 4: Okay, well Kelley wants to know which Mitch would you
Speaker 4: say comes up with the most ideas for segments?
Speaker 2: What's your process?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, it's clearly me.
Speaker 2: It's kind of true.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. I think it's very shared.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, just remember the question is the most ideas? Yeah,
Speaker 4: often I make them happen. But you've got a lot
Speaker 4: of ideas.
Speaker 1: That's actually very true.
Speaker 2: That's why we like the whole rug sniffing thing.
Speaker 4: You said that as an idea, as a joke, you
Speaker 4: forgot you even suggested it, But I was like, on
Speaker 4: the weekend, fuck it, I'm gonna make it happen.
Speaker 1: Totally same with Willett Bland. Oh we know that think
Speaker 1: that was your idea?
Speaker 2: No, that was it was, but will even though it's
Speaker 2: been done a million times before, the block.
Speaker 1: But the top five doorbells, Yeah, but you make them
Speaker 1: all happen.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: In terms of what's the process, it's yeah, that pretty much.
Speaker 4: It works a lot of the things. I don't know
Speaker 4: how some creators.
Speaker 2: Do like calendars and schedules weeks in advance, because we
Speaker 2: very much just go with the flow, like well, like
Speaker 2: an idea will fall in our lap because it's a
Speaker 2: follow on from last.
Speaker 4: Week, you know, And so yeah, I agree. I don't
Speaker 4: know how to explain the process. It's kind of just
Speaker 4: go with your gunt on the day.
Speaker 1: I remember the day that Jenne had her first idea,
Speaker 1: and that was one hundred and ninety nine episodes ago.
Speaker 2: Hey, actually there's a question here for Jenna about that
Speaker 2: mini Fudge wants to know. Can we get and is
Speaker 2: it just Jenna for the two under episode? And IgE?
Speaker 2: If you will?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2: Fire up that sound effect bits?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 2: We've got one. Wait, I think, don't ever think you're
Speaker 2: good at this.
Speaker 1: You've never had a miss. You've got a one hundred
Speaker 1: percent success rate. I've got the same effect that Bradley.
Speaker 1: Can't you in? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Does it feel really nice when the doctor checks your ears?
Speaker 1: Once again? Very good?
Speaker 2: They checked my ears the thermometer, Oh yeah, you're rah.
Speaker 2: It tickles the bit and they.
Speaker 1: Also kind of clicks when they do and they put
Speaker 1: the plastic cover in.
Speaker 5: Feels so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. It's like a little mini eargasm.
Speaker 5: Like can you keep it in for longer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're still talking about me. I like when they
Speaker 1: put the cold stethoscope on your chest.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, the cool deal. Yeah. Have we ever talked
Speaker 2: into a steths goo? But I didn't realize it's basically
Speaker 2: a microphone?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: No, we could fucking host a podcast at none of
Speaker 2: those things. When have you spoken into a step If
Speaker 2: you put the headphone things on, just talking to it,
Speaker 2: you'll hear yourself.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, the more you know.
Speaker 2: Next question, when will we be getting rash shirts?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good question. Well, since the Billabong factory
Speaker 5: burnt down.
Speaker 2: She's wiping out the competition so that we can launch downs.
Speaker 5: It's been a lot dealing with the lawsuits and stuff,
Speaker 5: but like it will happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to try and make it happen in
Speaker 4: time this summer. I've been meeting with this new merch
Speaker 4: guy and he said, yeah, we can make that happen,
Speaker 4: but I don't think we should do that anytime soon.
Speaker 4: What sort of idiot buys a rash vest for winter?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, our idiots precisely.
Speaker 1: Also, we'll get them on a good deal. If you
Speaker 1: buy them in a winter.
Speaker 2: Probably that's a good Yeah. If there's enough interest, which
Speaker 2: there was more than one question about the fucking rash
Speaker 2: vest I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: Some safety is so important.
Speaker 4: If there's enough interest, we'll make it happen, hopefully by
Speaker 4: this summer.
Speaker 5: Yes, definitely by this summer.
Speaker 4: Another question for me, Tomothy, Oh, that's not a real name.
Speaker 4: Tomothy wants to know what's with not my cup of tea?
Speaker 4: Good stuff coming soon announcement at the start of the year.
Speaker 4: I remember this and nothing eventuated. So this is my
Speaker 4: old podcast that I did before this one, and we
Speaker 4: were sort of toying with the idea of relaunching the podcast,
Speaker 4: and it was kind of like, are you in?
Speaker 2: Are you in?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in, okay, And then nothing's really happened because
Speaker 4: I already have a fucking podcast, and since we're trying
Speaker 4: to get to the three hundred streak, I can't do
Speaker 4: two podcasts at once. It'll have to be after this
Speaker 4: one ends, whenever that comes. Yeah, but we've basically expressed
Speaker 4: an interest to get the band back together.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't we just kill this podcast and then
Speaker 1: they'll be hyped to bring it back, and we just
Speaker 1: bring it back.
Speaker 2: Well, you were almost too willing to kill this podcast.
Speaker 1: I know. I just was trying to think of a
Speaker 1: way to promote it been announced, We've killed it for
Speaker 1: like a month or something, then come back.
Speaker 2: Well do you know what's done? We actually have recorded
Speaker 2: an episode. You know those.
Speaker 4: Portable mics we got, yeah, the road one, Yeah, the
Speaker 4: ones that Oscar uses for the reports and stuff. Yes,
Speaker 4: when I got those, I wanted to test them. And
Speaker 4: so I said to Talisha because she happened to be here.
Speaker 2: One of my old co hosts. Yes, I said, should
Speaker 2: we just drive over to Asian's house and gas slider
Speaker 2: and say where you've been? We agreed to do a recording.
Speaker 4: Were just walking with a microphone and start recording, and
Speaker 4: we did it and Ason just rolled with it, and
Speaker 4: then we recorded a one hour episode and it.
Speaker 2: Was actually really fun. So yeah, one day we'll see
Speaker 2: he'll be released. We're all we're all interested.
Speaker 4: Yes, And based on the reaction when we were posting
Speaker 4: on the old not my cover to Instagram where people
Speaker 4: like fuck yes, I'm like, well maybe other people are
Speaker 4: interesting it back.
Speaker 2: But I'm already happily married to this.
Speaker 1: Podcast, so we'll see good answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So as soon as.
Speaker 4: One of you guys fucking acts app and ruins our relationship,
Speaker 4: I've gone back to me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I keep pressing Siri on the laptop. Sorry, that
Speaker 1: was me. I keep pressing Siri. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Anonymous asked, is cheery on izempic?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, people are fucking brazen. I'm not on
Speaker 1: a zen pic. I'm not. My doctor did prescribe me
Speaker 1: I zen pick about a year and a bit ago,
Speaker 1: because I was one hundred and sixty kilos. I was
Speaker 1: a very big boy, and I thought, let's try a
Speaker 1: z mpick. And I tried it for three four weeks
Speaker 1: maybe five weeks max. And it made me violently sick,
Speaker 1: like so I would shit myself.
Speaker 4: And I also, I've heard that it's like a bit
Speaker 4: nasty the side effects. It sounds like a medically induced
Speaker 4: eating disorder.
Speaker 1: I was on a very small dose and I had
Speaker 1: like awful gastro symptoms. My stomach was terrible. It was
Speaker 1: like my body just forgot how to process food. I'd
Speaker 1: been like constantpated for three days and I'd shit myself silly.
Speaker 1: Then I had stomach cramps. I was nauseous, so I
Speaker 1: came off it and then no, but I lost the
Speaker 1: weight the normal, not normal way, but the traditional way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it might have given you a bit of
Speaker 4: a fucking kick stamp. But out of all the what
Speaker 4: is it again, forty five?
Speaker 1: I think it's forty five. I'm not weighing myself anymore.
Speaker 1: I am, let's say forty five out.
Speaker 2: Of forty five. It's probably only the first ten.
Speaker 1: The rest with you not even even. But yeah, definitely, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I tried at the very start, but not
Speaker 1: for me. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard a lot of people say that.
Speaker 1: Actually, so many people ask me as well. I was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: People ask me as well. They're like, oh, you look fabulous.
Speaker 2: You want to pick?
Speaker 4: I was like, I love that. That's now the language
Speaker 4: we use. That's the default.
Speaker 2: Also, you've got to stab yourself in this by the way,
Speaker 2: that ANSWER's no.
Speaker 1: Mitch is not a m pic. Oh my god, for
Speaker 1: the little bit that I did it for like four weeks.
Speaker 1: Will you stab yourself in the stomach every day you
Speaker 1: get a bruise there? It's all, Yeah, it's not fun
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: But you know it has its place, some people like
Speaker 4: to use it whatever. Anonymous asks Jenna absolutely, no hate
Speaker 4: your gorgeous.
Speaker 2: But are you gay or straight? I don't think it's
Speaker 2: ever been mentioned.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think it has. I do consider myself straight,
Speaker 5: but at the same time, I don't want to put
Speaker 5: myself in a corner.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna think in a box. I'm like,
Speaker 2: well that rules that out. Then what gay is Jenna?
Speaker 5: But yeah, I do feel like I identify as straight.
Speaker 2: It wasn't women plowing through it were on Kintiqui anyway.
Speaker 4: Next question, Anonymous asks live shows for the podcast, yes
Speaker 4: or no?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I'd love to make this happen, but it has just
Speaker 4: been a scheduling thing, Like you two are already busy
Speaker 4: as fuck, and also at one point my comedy manager
Speaker 4: what's trying to make it happen? But I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: your manager never applied with email.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I fired that manager about a month. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: I haven't decided yet, but in the interim, I feel
Speaker 1: like we're now in the best state to do it.
Speaker 2: Schedulers so they need to be with a manager involved
Speaker 2: because I always find like, sometimes too many cooks in
Speaker 2: the kitchen.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 1: I agree, What is it just scheduling? It's just more
Speaker 1: money and scheduling, Like, we can do it and.
Speaker 4: Then you won't have to give twenty percent if we
Speaker 4: just do totally imagine that. Yeah, so we'll pick that
Speaker 4: conversation up again. But it's something we'd like to do,
Speaker 4: make no mistake. But yeah, it's easier said than done.
Speaker 4: I think totally scheduling and your commitments and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on the radar though, for sure. All right,
Speaker 1: one more question, right, last one?
Speaker 2: You're ready for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do any of you actually have ADD hence the name
Speaker 2: of your secrets? I'm not sure what you're talking about,
Speaker 2: No idea, what you what secret?
Speaker 1: Second, I don't know. Let's talk about it, but I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're on about.
Speaker 4: I for one, Yes, I have been diagnosed with ADHD
Speaker 4: or just ADD in my case, which stands for attention
Speaker 4: deficit disorder without the H, which stands for hyperactive.
Speaker 2: Apparently I am not hyperactive.
Speaker 4: I'm just off with the fairies but not disrupting anyone.
Speaker 4: But I am on medication for that, which means that
Speaker 4: I can focus and I'm quite popular at parties.
Speaker 2: But no, neither of you have been diagnosed, right, No, I.
Speaker 1: Have asked my doctor, and she claimed my doctor, my physician,
Speaker 1: they claim.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Mitch is adamant that I do. But I don't think
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: I just recognize a few symptoms in you that I
Speaker 4: also have. But it's a lot harder to get diagnosed
Speaker 4: these days. Your doctor has probably been asked a hundred
Speaker 4: times before, and so when you said I think I
Speaker 4: might have a D, she just went nope. Yeah, there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people seeing TikTok, being like I think
Speaker 4: I am. So it's like a lot more hoops to.
Speaker 2: Jump through to actually get diagnosed than when I did.
Speaker 2: It was actually so straightforward for me, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: No, you were one of the very first I.
Speaker 2: Went to the GP and I said, I think I've
Speaker 2: got a to D.
Speaker 4: Because I knew all through high school, I knew that
Speaker 4: I had it, and so I was like, I think
Speaker 4: I've got a to D. She goes, right, do this quiz.
Speaker 4: I'll send you to a psychologist. I had to go
Speaker 4: to one psychologist. She goes, Yep, I'm pretty convinced you've
Speaker 4: got it. Went to psychiatrists. They were like, here's your
Speaker 4: meds and that all happened within like a month.
Speaker 2: Really, now it takes.
Speaker 1: A wag, Yeah it does. But can I be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of not on board with the whole I
Speaker 1: watched TikTok and people are like, this is how I
Speaker 1: knew I was autistic. Yes, I love just vanilla ice cream,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: A bit more complicated than one hyper fixation.
Speaker 1: Everyone's commenting being like, finally, answers, I think we all
Speaker 1: like vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 5: But then all the comments are like, finally, and now
Speaker 5: I understand why I like vanilla ice exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go, oh my god, I've got a community.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's just people that like vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 1: That's your community. Yes, anyway, So no, but Jenner, are
Speaker 1: you diagnosed.
Speaker 5: No? I haven't been, but I do think I have
Speaker 5: some traits of it. But I have brought it up
Speaker 5: with my psychiatrist, and oh.
Speaker 4: If you've already got a psychiatrist, fucking you're halfway there exactly.
Speaker 5: But he's mainly focused on my inside, right, so it
Speaker 5: could be a subset of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I see.
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, speaking of add let's finish the show.
Speaker 1: Sure here that's the end of the show. End about
Speaker 1: two hundredth episode.
Speaker 2: Thanks for all your questions, idiots. I love a good
Speaker 2: Q and A.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very fun. I really loved it. That
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 4: And like I said before, go to the link in
Speaker 4: our show notes and that's where you can submit your
Speaker 4: anonymous questions. If you've got any springing to mind right now,
Speaker 4: just send it through and we'll get to it in
Speaker 4: the next one.
Speaker 1: Totally, I should say before we go there, we really should,
Speaker 1: for one last time check the into traffic WSFM times.
Speaker 5: I knew you'd love that.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite one.
Speaker 2: What other sounds of when you played yet there's quite.
Speaker 1: A few green sloops.
Speaker 2: Yes, A nice that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now of course it is I'll get a
Speaker 1: little froggy, just a little ribbit. That's cute. It is
Speaker 1: next to the glass breaking, so you could do a
Speaker 1: frog jumping onto a glass breaking while it was playing
Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto. Why is that here?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can't explain what corner of my brain I pulled
Speaker 4: that from. I just thought he might like this. The
Speaker 4: sound Andrea's theme.
Speaker 1: I played Sound Andrea's like a child, Like a child
Speaker 1: as a child, which.
Speaker 2: Is so inappropriate. It's our eighteen plass.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would just beat hookers on the
Speaker 1: street as what I do it.
Speaker 5: I would just drive peacefully around, would you.
Speaker 2: Yeah? One time I was playing GTA with Acelin from
Speaker 2: Not My Cup of Tea, Yes, and she just goes,
Speaker 2: do you have to be a criminal? Like what if?
Speaker 4: I just wanted to make it as an actor on
Speaker 4: DTA Yes, because it was based in La.
Speaker 5: Literally every time I played it it was very fun.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh bucker, was that the computer or was that
Speaker 1: a sound effect?
Speaker 2: It's a sound effect.
Speaker 1: Now it's square. The computer's a bad time. We're back
Speaker 1: and nourysm. We will go two hundred shots go. We
Speaker 1: really should say thank you to you guys for listening
Speaker 1: to the idiots, for keeping us going because we couldn't
Speaker 1: part if it wasn't for you.
Speaker 2: The fact that there's people that have been there from
Speaker 2: day one and stuck around blows my mind. I'm very
Speaker 2: flattered the newbies.
Speaker 1: To whether it be TikTok or Instagram, might we love
Speaker 1: you thanks for following.
Speaker 2: Or through your hairdresser, whatever it may.
Speaker 1: Be, totally who knows? All right, guys, we love you.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you back on Monday, and it's love you all.
Speaker 5: Ye see yah?
Speaker 2: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to eighty D. Brief our secret segment.
Speaker 4: On the end, we pretend that the episode is done
Speaker 4: and then we just go over a bit and hope
Speaker 4: that no one hears this.
Speaker 2: I don't have to drive anywhere, so I'm going to
Speaker 2: get another chapagne.
Speaker 1: He can I have another cupcake? Am I eyeing off
Speaker 1: that green one? What flavor is it? You know?
Speaker 2: I think it might just be the color of the icing.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate it when they do that. I think
Speaker 1: color should reflect flavor.
Speaker 2: Don't what do you want it to be?
Speaker 1: It's not who don't say that? Is about to eat it?
Speaker 1: Oh there's only one chocolate left?
Speaker 5: Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 1: Are you sure I really fucked up?
Speaker 2: That One's got a malte at that looks cool?
Speaker 1: Just yet it doesn't good.
Speaker 5: I'm going to have another one.
Speaker 2: Why do we keep doing this eating at the same
Speaker 2: time as each other?
Speaker 1: Just one?
Speaker 2: I'm going to do a one woman show over here.
Speaker 4: Trying off get your champagne. Okay, so I'm going to
Speaker 4: be away from the mic. You're both just going to
Speaker 4: be eating with him mouthful. Sure this is going to
Speaker 4: be award winning ship.
Speaker 5: All right, ready, well that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Going to go on hold? Put the show on hold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you two aren't even trying to fill the silence.
Speaker 2: While I'm gone. Cherry was on his phone.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I was on Instagram. Anything. Wow, that is a
Speaker 1: really good What favor is that? That looks like actual poo?
Speaker 1: I say that that is poo color.
Speaker 4: If you're unwell, you're just jealous, know of the fact
Speaker 4: that this was her if not your.
Speaker 1: Oh I was seven of us, well, two hundred episodes? Guys?
Speaker 1: Did you both think we'd make it?
Speaker 4: I just again, I didn't really think about it. We've
Speaker 4: kind of just made a routine of it. We do
Speaker 4: it every week and I don't keep count. It's like saying, oh,
Speaker 4: did you think you would ever go to the supermarket
Speaker 4: five hundred times? Yeah, It's like I wasn't trying to
Speaker 4: brack it up.
Speaker 2: This happened.
Speaker 1: How old were we when we started this?
Speaker 2: It was twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: So when was that we met at genis fortieth twenty nineteen?
Speaker 2: Fuck so I would have been I actually can't do
Speaker 2: the math.
Speaker 1: Twenty four I would have twenty You would have been
Speaker 1: twenty three. I would have been twenty four.
Speaker 5: I was fifty one.
Speaker 1: So yeah, twenty three, we would be in twenty three.
Speaker 1: No's yeah, twenty three, twenty four yeah, okay, I remember
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Now you're practically thirty.
Speaker 1: Shut up, I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 2: I knew that was going to get right. Wait, are
Speaker 2: you in the twenty eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought it was twenty nine?
Speaker 1: Did you actually?
Speaker 2: But I'm turning twenty eight and you're year older than me,
Speaker 2: all right? Your birthdays after Yeah, I'm twenty nine in
Speaker 2: the end of this.
Speaker 4: Year, right, so there's only a little bit of time
Speaker 4: where we're both twenty eight, correct, which is right?
Speaker 2: And my birthdays went again?
Speaker 1: Your birthday, yeah, of course, yes, that's job correct. There's
Speaker 1: a two in there. There is, Thank god, it's between
Speaker 1: the between two than between zero and nine.
Speaker 2: You're right, it is.
Speaker 1: It's one or seven? No fuck two? No, well, well, Jenny.
Speaker 2: You go remember it's exactly six months before and after Christmas.
Speaker 1: As if that helps me at all.
Speaker 2: It's the twenty fear fuck face, because actually Christmas is
Speaker 2: the twenty fifth. That helps immensely.
Speaker 1: That's how math works. And Jenny, your birthday of course
Speaker 1: being yes June four?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And Cheeries is September twenty nine or seven?
Speaker 1: Incorrect? Both wrong?
Speaker 2: Is it in the twentieseven? No? Thirty correct?
Speaker 1: That's fine. Thank god. That made me feel so much
Speaker 1: better about myself telling Bean two hundred episodes? Does iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: need to be told about this? What we had that
Speaker 1: one meeting with the executives. They all signed off and
Speaker 1: gave us that sack of cash and they've just fucked.
Speaker 5: Right off, I think a lot of them.
Speaker 1: So do they not realize that we're still on there?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, they do.
Speaker 4: They've actually they've basically just left us to our own
Speaker 4: devices for nearly five years.
Speaker 1: They have.
Speaker 2: It's only been in.
Speaker 4: The last twelve months that they've started like interacting with
Speaker 4: us and being like really excited to see that the
Speaker 4: podcast is back for the new year, love the new artwork,
Speaker 4: and like they've been really encouraging.
Speaker 2: The shit, And I'm like, what's going on. Has there
Speaker 2: been some meeting with the board members being like new
Speaker 2: company policy, be nicer to everyone, because all of a
Speaker 2: sudden they're just showering us with all this fucking love.
Speaker 2: They sent us what was it again, chocolate?
Speaker 1: They sent us chocolate for the Valentine's Valentine's.
Speaker 5: But they called me Jennit Churi.
Speaker 1: Also, they were emailing just me and seeing Mitchell like
Speaker 1: your staff like hada Mitch, Mitch, you're also cced for convenience.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can you please email all of us?
Speaker 4: What about that time? Here's some tea for you. We
Speaker 4: got this email from someone who works in sales at
Speaker 4: iHeart and she gripped us a new one saying, we've
Speaker 4: had feedback from the team saying that you guys are
Speaker 4: really really slack with getting back to our emails. And
Speaker 4: they said, and for that reason, a sponsor has pulled out, yes,
Speaker 4: and withdrawn their you know, sponsorship or whatever. And I
Speaker 4: came back and I said, Hi, I don't understand. I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry this has happened, but I've not gotten an
Speaker 4: email from anyone at iHeartRadio for three months.
Speaker 2: What am I missing? It's not in my junk.
Speaker 4: And then they ended up investigating and they spelt my
Speaker 4: fucking name wrong. Yeah, so week I got my ass
Speaker 4: tornish reds because I'm not replying to emails.
Speaker 2: That was just you not replying.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I was on every single email.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but me, the doer of things, wasn't getting them.
Speaker 4: And then we got in so much trouble for apparently
Speaker 4: having a client pull out because we're so flanky.
Speaker 1: So you'll hear ads for companies that we have to
Speaker 1: do for apatriation. We're just to apologize to iHeart will
Speaker 1: be doing ads for companies we don't align with.
Speaker 4: When they told me, oh, it's actually my missake, and
Speaker 4: I said, oh, that's so fine.
Speaker 2: It happens to the best of us.
Speaker 4: Make sure you tell that client that it was not
Speaker 4: our fucking Please own up, because I would never just
Speaker 4: not reply, So I fucking would just not reply to
Speaker 4: an email to be fair, it's not in my nature
Speaker 4: to be super meticulous.
Speaker 5: That same person just recently had a deal with a
Speaker 5: cruise ship company and they would like Jonesy and Amanda
Speaker 5: to go on a cruise and record their time there
Speaker 5: without any producers.
Speaker 1: Wow, you just also need to put two dollars in
Speaker 1: the swear jar.
Speaker 2: So oh yes, what, oh right, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Where's the chi ching? Actually know?
Speaker 4: The bike bells are our new chi ching. Where's the
Speaker 4: chi ching sound effect for the sweager?
Speaker 1: That's two dollars in the swear jar, Jenny, you mentioned
Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda.
Speaker 5: Excuse me? Excuse me.
Speaker 4: Jenna looks so confused because she wasn't here for that
Speaker 4: bike belt episode.
Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 1: That's very funny for everyone else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's piercing, dying the laughing. Anyway, what you need
Speaker 4: to do is tell that cruise hip company. Hey, I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry Johnson and Amanda aren't available. However, would you
Speaker 4: be interested in Mitchell Cherry and Mitchell Combs instead? Correct,
Speaker 4: we don't need fucking producers. We've never had one.
Speaker 5: I want to come.
Speaker 1: Because we will definitely.
Speaker 2: No, they've only got room for I.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, I want to No, I enough time, Mitch.
Speaker 2: All right, looks like it says you and I. Jen,
Speaker 2: Let's go, Jan Yuk.
Speaker 1: You're not a Jen. Jen Handlon's a Jen and that's
Speaker 1: Jen A her real name. How was the fortieth Mitch
Speaker 1: went to TikTok superstar Jen.
Speaker 2: A is fortieth friend of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was invited, but I couldn't go.
Speaker 2: It was lovely, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: Was there ebbs on everything.
Speaker 2: No, she took the night off, she.
Speaker 1: Paid caterers, she let her hair down, she works, she
Speaker 1: makes good money.
Speaker 4: She was also like so funny meeting her friends who
Speaker 4: are all so lovely, which was actually a surprise because
Speaker 4: then I walked in there. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I could get gut of by any of these. They
Speaker 4: look like the sort of blokes that go pigging.
Speaker 1: Totally, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: They would got.
Speaker 4: Work shirts, hats, boots, jeans, that sort of vibe, and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god. But they were all
Speaker 4: so lovely. There was this one guy I was lining
Speaker 4: up at the bar. He was wearing a hat at
Speaker 4: night inside go figure. I was lining up at the
Speaker 4: bar and he was sitting at the table and I
Speaker 4: was sort of right behind him. He took his hat
Speaker 4: off and shook it, like flicked it so as to
Speaker 4: get rid of this sweat, and it all flicked up
Speaker 4: the back of my legs. No, and I felt all
Speaker 4: this water droplets on the back of my legs because
Speaker 4: I was facing.
Speaker 2: Towards the yeah, and I was like, people, is that?
Speaker 2: And I was looking up at the roof is something leaking?
Speaker 4: And someone else comes up to me and goes, just
Speaker 4: so you know, that was that guy's hat sweat, and
Speaker 4: I went.
Speaker 2: Like, it takes a lot.
Speaker 4: I don't get queasy or gaggy or anything like that,
Speaker 4: but I felt so sick. I had to go to
Speaker 4: the bathroom and like, wash my legs. I was just
Speaker 4: like another man's hat sweat. I spoke to him later.
Speaker 4: He's actually lovely. I didn't bring it up, but I
Speaker 4: was like, that's the most vile thing that ever has his.
Speaker 1: Staying, was it john a?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: All her friends named like that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: Right, Actually it's going to be friends of hers that
Speaker 4: were there listening. A few of her friends are idiots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, hello guys. I'm sorry I couldn't
Speaker 1: be there. It looked very fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were invited.
Speaker 1: I was invited. I want no harm done to Jenney.
Speaker 1: She's so cute.
Speaker 4: I said to her, I know that we just keep
Speaker 4: saying this, We keep fucking saying it. It's been years,
Speaker 4: but we must get you back on the back.
Speaker 1: I agree, we really should. I think we should. She's
Speaker 1: a great guest.
Speaker 4: Speaking of one of the anonymous questions that I didn't
Speaker 4: read out was basically like, are you not doing guests
Speaker 4: on the podcast anymore. And the answer to that is,
Speaker 4: we're not not doing guests. But when we did our
Speaker 4: fucking serve a monkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 4: Of the feedback said that they don't love guest episodes
Speaker 4: being as frequent as they are. Like a special one
Speaker 4: off for Dan or whatever the fucking name is, who coming,
Speaker 4: that's going to be good.
Speaker 1: She's a lawyer, she's in the middle of litigation, and
Speaker 1: she's got a cat and a dog. I mean, who
Speaker 1: made that choice? Clearly she's busy.
Speaker 4: Okay, what if I said to you, make it happen
Speaker 4: within the month, Oh, could you do that?
Speaker 1: I can?
Speaker 2: Can I issue that challenge?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 4: Because yeah, I still love a good guest episode. They're
Speaker 4: some of my favorites. But yeah, some people listen just
Speaker 4: for us. Some people love the guests, some people don't.
Speaker 1: It's just, yeah, we've got a totally personal choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dana is coming within the month.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this episode comes down on the seventeenth yep,
Speaker 4: so seventeenth of May. We'll have fadan on before then.
Speaker 1: That's your birthday. Yeah, you're right, I'll get her on.
Speaker 1: We're emailing back and forth.
Speaker 2: How many fucking emails does it take You've been emailing
Speaker 2: back and forth since January.
Speaker 1: No, so far. I feel you may have left her
Speaker 1: on red, no idea, leave her on red, and then
Speaker 1: she would bumped it because she's a lawyer. She was like,
Speaker 1: to whom's this may concern? I'm sorry for Dan, but
Speaker 1: she did just get a cat and dog and she
Speaker 1: got to cook dinner every day and be a lawyer.
Speaker 4: But you sold it to me totally differently. You said
Speaker 4: she lives this down the road. She'll pop in any time.
Speaker 1: From the old studio.
Speaker 2: I'll fucking shout on uber. It's fun.
Speaker 1: We'll put it on the kideo. Yeah, all right, listen,
Speaker 1: we really should go for the two hundredth episode. We've celebrated.
Speaker 1: It's been fun, Mitchell. The gu were gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Thank you that you didn't get a lot of mileage.
Speaker 4: There's so many sound effects yet to be discovered.
Speaker 1: Oh well, you know, don't get ahead of yourself. Do
Speaker 1: I only have to use this? Do I only get
Speaker 1: this gift for one episode? Does it only apply to
Speaker 1: this one episode? I think that's absolutely sorry. That was
Speaker 1: that worked, That worked really well. It was a genuine slimmer.
Speaker 1: Oh I think this can stay This was a gift.
Speaker 5: This was a gift, beautiful kid.
Speaker 4: I mean I did intend it to be for one
Speaker 4: episode only, but that means I'm gonna have to give
Speaker 4: you my laptop every episode, so you can't ask me
Speaker 4: to google a thing.
Speaker 2: That's fine, Jenna, it's gonna have to bring her fucking
Speaker 2: Lapstop Jenna.
Speaker 1: Back to googling. I'll be on the sound effects. You
Speaker 1: need to be your gorgeous self.
Speaker 2: Deal. Wow, deal, I've never had this luck. We have
Speaker 2: just been gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my life. It's very fun.
Speaker 2: Where do I start?
Speaker 1: Well, you know how I said I didn't get your gift.
Speaker 1: I actually did.
Speaker 5: Oh come on, there we go?
Speaker 2: Is it fucking Tim Dormer again?
Speaker 1: That was a good gift. I had to pay him
Speaker 1: twenty dollars on cameo.
Speaker 2: It did not call what in your contact that you
Speaker 2: knew would answer?
Speaker 1: All right, let me stand up. I can give you
Speaker 1: my gift. You've wanted it for years. I'm standing up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what do you think?
Speaker 2: What an anti climax? Oh?
Speaker 4: In my mind it was so much more impressive. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh god, you're douching.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm sitting back down. How it sounds is that easy.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'll start all.
Speaker 4: Right, wait wait, is that your hesitation because you think
Speaker 4: the douching process is too tricky.
Speaker 1: I know I've done it before.
Speaker 2: I know really not known how many carries you've eaten
Speaker 2: in the well.
Speaker 1: I'm not much carmer boy. It all absorbs with nan
Speaker 1: as well. I thank you for listening for the two
Speaker 1: hundred episodes. We adore you, We love you so much.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 4: percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all so we do. We love you very very much.
Speaker 4: It gets thanks for sticking with us for two hundred episodes.
Speaker 4: Hears to the next fucking two hundred.
Speaker 2: Cheers, jeers, love you all, Love you Jeerzy s By
Speaker 2: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of meters.
Speaker 5: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.