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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been attacked by furniture? That's what happened

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Speaker 2: the fate that happened to me on Sunday, which is

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Speaker 2: why I wasn't with you yesterday Monday. Went to lift

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Speaker 2: the couch. I don't know if a hangover had anything

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Speaker 2: to do for your body beforehand is drink a lot

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Speaker 2: of booze. But I pinged my back. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what I'd done to it, but ligament and some bulged

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Speaker 2: disc is the technical term. I was attacked by the couch.

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Speaker 3: Were you're trying to bend from the knees. Everyone knows

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Speaker 3: it's not you know.

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Speaker 4: You're just a bad form, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: You know you just think I just sh I'll just

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Speaker 2: shift it over there and just want to get it

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Speaker 2: done quickly. It's Sunday morning and my wife went old

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Speaker 2: just quickly before you ever breaking sandwich, just moved the couch.

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Speaker 3: Ah, And why were you trying to move the couch?

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Speaker 3: I saw the state of the floor the next morning,

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Speaker 3: after the like after the dance floor had been there

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Speaker 3: all night and it was so messy, there's no way.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, is this some sort of interior maker?

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Speaker 3: I just don't Why Why are you trying to move

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Speaker 3: the couch back before you've cleaned the floor.

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Speaker 4: So that is a really good point.

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Speaker 3: I can't read, my wife. Are you one of those

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Speaker 3: things where you like if I over it?

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Speaker 4: No clear? Half the mess which moving the couch on it?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: So have you been attacked by furniture this morning? On

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Speaker 2: the phones? Give us a call nine four one four

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Speaker 2: one o four three. Come on and tell us the

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Speaker 2: item of furniture and what happened? Catherine, Good morning.

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Speaker 5: Good morning. I was attacked by a dishwasher.

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Speaker 4: What happened?

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Speaker 5: I was walking barefoot in the kitchen and I must

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Speaker 5: have the door open, kicked it and then I left

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Speaker 5: a blood trail down the hallway that I wasn't aware of.

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Speaker 5: And I came back and my little voice said what's

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Speaker 5: done on your toe? And I'd had jam on my

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Speaker 5: crumpet and I said I think it's jam and he

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Speaker 5: said numb that blood. I went, oh, and there was

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Speaker 5: blood pulling under my foot.

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Speaker 4: So what do you didn't cut your foot or your

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Speaker 4: shin on it?

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Speaker 5: My toe? I kicked it. And you know when you

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Speaker 5: hear that little cartlage pop, I thought, did I break it?

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Speaker 5: And I know that right? And then I realized I

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Speaker 5: split it right across the top my middle coat.

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Speaker 3: Now, But how how can it not be? The toes

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Speaker 3: are so painful? How can you not have noticed you

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Speaker 3: did it?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: If you pucked out four kids stubborn a little toe,

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Speaker 2: a little bit of blood and clar everywhere is nothing.

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Speaker 5: Nothing. And then my husband took my kids to older

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Speaker 5: kids to the bus and then I was wiping blood

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Speaker 5: up off the floor and I just wrapped it up,

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Speaker 5: went to my third day of the new jobs and just.

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Speaker 6: Sucked it up.

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Speaker 3: That sounded like a small digit Christian there that he

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Speaker 3: did two days off work.

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Speaker 4: I felt that, mate, I felt that.

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Speaker 2: And they're just giving me a little dig like you know,

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Speaker 2: you should just put towel around and come into work.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but when you when you're attempt you don't

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Speaker 5: get paid if you don't go to work.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm a Temperi's is the day shoulder time? Our Wow?

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Speaker 4: All right, Catherine, thank you very much?

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Speaker 7: You cool, thank you, thank you?

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Speaker 2: All right, Jack, let's keep a file. Then, let's keep

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Speaker 2: a document now of isimers that have injured us. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I've got the couch, Katherine there with the dishwasher.

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Speaker 2: Hard called Katherine, that's corn her. Let's get a David now,

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Speaker 2: Good morning, David, Good morning, Hey buddy, thanks for going

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Speaker 2: the show. David, welcome to the show. And what I

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Speaker 2: to have furniture attacked you?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 8: Washing machine?

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Speaker 4: The washing machine? What did it do to you?

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Speaker 8: Once upon a time I was in an appliance, a pairment,

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Speaker 8: so I was actually fixing a washing machine. The top

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Speaker 8: and you've got to put a fair bit of weight

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Speaker 8: And I was wearing footy shorts at the time, and

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Speaker 8: both pieces of manhood got caught inched in the lid.

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Speaker 9: What yeah, put it on a rint cycle, the old

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Speaker 9: long one as well. But he short while you you

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Speaker 8: Ended up at the hospital to make sure everything was

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Speaker 8: all right because there was a fair bit of blood

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Speaker 8: and mother guy at every nurse in the hospital come

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Speaker 8: to have a look.

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Speaker 2: What's the line in there're sending about Mary where he's

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Speaker 2: on the crash cart.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in my mind this is only funny if they

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Speaker 2: will you into the emotion. When you still got the

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Speaker 2: washing machine attached to you, it's like you're wearing it

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Speaker 2: like a contraceptive, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 4: All right, David, thank you very much. You come mate.

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Speaker 4: That's a great one.

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Speaker 8: Thanks Christian.

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Speaker 4: Right, cheers mate. Ben. Good morning, Ben, good morning, Good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Ben, welcome to the show. What item of furniture

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Speaker 2: attacked you?

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Speaker 10: It was my younger son's high chair.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, those are fears of things, those high chairs. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: your fingers? What happened?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 10: No, Well, we'll playing a game and I was running

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Speaker 10: through the house and as I've turned the corner, the

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Speaker 10: chair has jumped out at me. It's hit my toe

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Speaker 10: and it's up the bone in my little toe.

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Speaker 4: There's two little toes and wiped out in the house.

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Speaker 4: It must have been in agony.

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Speaker 10: It was, and my son felt like he won.

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Speaker 4: All right, Ben, thank you very much. You cool, good on.

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Speaker 4: You have a good day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you you two.

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Speaker 2: All right, so we've got high chairs, washing machines dishwashers.

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Speaker 2: What else have we got then? What item of furniture

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Speaker 2: in the house or anywhere have you been attacked by?

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Speaker 1: One O four three The Christian o' god All Breakfast Show,

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Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: All right, So I wasn't here the last two days.

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Speaker 2: I've done my back some doing the ligaments and a

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Speaker 2: bulged disc and I did it by trying to lift

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Speaker 2: a couch Sunday morning. When have you been attacked by furniture?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one O four three.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Jeff. Good morning, Jeff. Hello, yep, Jeff,

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Speaker 4: this is Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, man, I was. I was standing on the bed

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Speaker 6: showing my girlfriend have my great six underpants still fitted?

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Speaker 6: And I was trying to make a bit of a

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Speaker 6: bit more room in there with, you know, with my

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Speaker 6: fists and my hand down. Then I switch and they ripped

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Speaker 6: and I punched myself in the door and backward somersaults

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Speaker 6: into the Queen Anne Wardrove at the end of the bed.

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Speaker 4: That's incredible.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think Team Australia needs you for the

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Speaker 2: Olympics next year with that kind of skills.

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Speaker 6: Still laughing, she rang triple J straight away. And reported it.

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Speaker 2: I think triple zero is a number you supposally are

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Speaker 2: going to play you an indie.

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Speaker 4: Song, triple J.

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Speaker 3: I have an emergency, Jeff like that?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, morning it made morning, Jeff. That was a great

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Speaker 2: story already, with a nice bit there at the end.

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Speaker 2: I love that, the thought of injuring yourself and calling

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Speaker 2: triple J.

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Speaker 6: They loved it to that, right, they liked it just

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Speaker 6: as much as you did.

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Speaker 2: All Right, take care, Jeff. Actually cool buddy. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: uh Klendo, good morning. That's going on, triple J. She Glenda, Yes,

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Speaker 2: thank you, dramatic Paul say, Glenda, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 7: Thank you, Christian.

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Speaker 4: All right now, Glenda, congratulations, that's you. Thank you very much, Glenda,

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Speaker 4: and just thanks so listen to the show. Glenda, tell

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Speaker 4: us about the bit of furniture you were attacked by.

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Speaker 7: Well, I was a very young, first year out teacher

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Speaker 7: and I was working in a classroom with a mobile

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Speaker 7: blackboard or a blackboard on an easel. I was writing

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Speaker 7: on the blackboard and somehow it came the blackboard fell

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Speaker 7: off the easel and onto my head, and I was

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Speaker 7: pinned between the with the blackboard stuck on my head

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Speaker 7: with a group of very raw, young seven year seven

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Speaker 7: children all coming, are you okay? Miss? Are you okay? Miss?

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Speaker 7: While the blackboard is still stuck on my head, I'm

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Speaker 7: supporting it, and I said, I'm okay, but go next

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Speaker 7: blackboard off my head.

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Speaker 4: You poor thing.

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Speaker 2: I mean there also kids are just merciless. So that

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Speaker 2: was it for the rest of your time at that school?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: No, they were absolutely distraught for me and very concerned.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you had no initiative to get up and

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Speaker 3: like help you push the blackboard?

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, just are you okay?

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Speaker 10: Are you?

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Speaker 7: Are you?

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Speaker 2: This is a very rare school. This is like no

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Speaker 2: school I've ever heard of in Glinda. Well, were you

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Speaker 2: at Hogwarts Academy or something?

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Speaker 7: No? No, I was just at Sindle High School back

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Speaker 7: in those days. So yeah, about forty five years ago.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 3: Actually my school it would have been like, oh, teacher's

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Speaker 3: got a blackboard pinto her head, we get the day

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Speaker 3: off by No.

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Speaker 7: As I said, are very young, very raw year sevens

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Speaker 7: and they were in shock.

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Speaker 4: I think, very raw, very raw. We all remember those

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Speaker 4: raw days. Huh, Glinda, thank you very much. You cool.

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Speaker 4: You have a good day.

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Speaker 7: Thanks Christians, thank you very

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Speaker 1: Much, Glinda, she still raw The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show

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Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one of four point three