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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean this podcast is affectionately known after

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Speaker 2: a comment that Woody was heard off Mike, rocking back

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Speaker 2: getting a haircut. And there's probably two or three parts

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the fact that we're off Mike and then you

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Speaker 3: bring it to the radio. I mean, I thought there

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Speaker 3: was a bit of a code, a bit of a

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Speaker 3: our button pusher. Joelo sits in here as well. Oh,

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Speaker 3: there's a definite line we'd never cross. For example, when

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Speaker 3: when Joel was talking about drinking his wife's breast milk,

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Speaker 3: you know, I wouldn't bring that to a public platform.

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Speaker 3: You did. We talked about it on air.

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Speaker 4: We did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true, to be fair, trying to deflect,

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to talk about that when are we.

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Speaker 2: Talking about film. I feel like we let you have

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Speaker 2: if we're being honest, I think there's not a lot

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Speaker 2: does go on the air. But this was this is

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Speaker 2: totally unavoidable. But if I can go back to what's

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Speaker 2: all full about this, please? I mean, first and foremost,

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Speaker 2: when you are in a fresh relationship, everybody knows that

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Speaker 3: You get he dropped his pen, You get giddy. I'm

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Speaker 3: on the back foot. You get giddy when you talk,

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Speaker 3: the hell did I say that?

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Speaker 2: That's That's definitely the first part about it. The second

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Speaker 3: I was excited that she was on the phone.

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Speaker 2: She was on the phone. Yeah, it's bad, it's bad.

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Speaker 2: The third but about this is actually the content of

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Speaker 2: what the phone call is about. So, first of all,

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Speaker 2: this all began with the fact that you got a

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Speaker 2: head treatment the other day, which you were talking about.

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Speaker 2: You're very excited about your treatment moisture treatment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna let that one go and know about.

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Speaker 5: It, your friend, because the nuke is coming.

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Speaker 2: You've got to sling shot and I have a machine.

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Speaker 2: So you're talking about your hair treatment. She's then getting

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Speaker 2: recognition that you're after? Where was the what was what

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Speaker 2: were you hoping to achieve before you cripplingly mortified any

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Speaker 3: Thanks for the throw where you have a bit of

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Speaker 2: Doesn't reach your bucks party like I I mean, I

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Speaker 2: don't like to swear on these podcasts, but me hair washing.

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Speaker 3: Hair washday nights.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know, don't. I want to distract, don't,

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Speaker 2: on the show tomorrow, and we can re examine that

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Speaker 2: tomorrow and.

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Speaker 3: Make sure listen to the show tomorrow everyone.

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Speaker 2: But without further ado, let's get back to the audio

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Speaker 2: that we have at hand, part one of what is

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Speaker 2: self destruction within any sense of credibility as a man.

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Speaker 2: Here's him leaning over the back of his chair and

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Speaker 3: I think she's getting treatment done. You never know, Hello,

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Speaker 2: It is the time, you really you sound like a

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Speaker 3: That's the giddiness. Ye won't be as good as my

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Speaker 2: How about that?

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Speaker 3: I was like, hope the boys didn't and you were both.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, enjoy the podcast, guys.

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Speaker 3: Instead of like Worland woodies. All all right, you've got

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Speaker 3: to convince us that you're in the car with some

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Speaker 3: We've got Janet here? Hi, Janet, Hi?

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Speaker 5: How are you going?

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Speaker 3: Very very well? Who are you in the car with? Jeannette? Janet?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: No, I'm just in the car with my brother.

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Speaker 3: Your brother. Where are you guys? Where are you off to?

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Speaker 3: You're in Woollongong? Beautiful? Okay? What's your brother's name?

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Speaker 3: Can you throw John on the phone? Please?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hang on sick? Ohily?

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Speaker 7: What are you?

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Speaker 3: Why how are you going? John?

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Speaker 3: John? Where? I know you're in Wollongong? Where are you

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Speaker 3: off to? John?

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Speaker 7: Janet just picked me up and yeah, we're just heading

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Speaker 8: I live just down the road.

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Speaker 4: She's gonna drop me off and I walked.

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Speaker 8: From the corner home. We're just in the same suburb.

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Speaker 2: Well, John, what's your favorite band? It's got to be

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Speaker 2: Can you can you sing for me? They will never

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Speaker 2: You know how that goes. Yeah, hang on, just give

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Speaker 8: They will never ever ever.

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Speaker 7: Terspar bloody never.

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Speaker 3: That was pretty good people. It's two people now, Janet.

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Speaker 3: We think there's two of you there. We think John's

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Speaker 2: John. That's a simil a voice. What the hell, guys,

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Speaker 7: We're four years apart?

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Speaker 2: you that much. Janney, that was bluddy good stuff. Thanks

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Speaker 2: We end up. I say this every week. I say

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Speaker 2: it after the show as well. I find this segment

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Speaker 2: that's why the segments so good. You just you trick

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Speaker 3: I know what this segment's good. Baby. Let's go to Mikey. Mikey. Hi, mate, Oh,

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Speaker 3: who are you in the car with Mikey?

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Speaker 7: I'm with the Apprentice Markey?

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Speaker 3: You're with Markey. So we've got Mikey and Marty Mikey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, opportunity.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Let's hand the phone over to Markey.

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Speaker 7: Mikey.

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Speaker 3: Pretty good Marky, Marky, do you ever think about becoming

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Speaker 3: a Sparky.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a spark plumber. Yeah, no, we understand that.

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Speaker 3: We think you're real. Yeah, Mikey and Marky had to

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Speaker 2: I think poor Markie didn't realize that Mikey had given

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Speaker 10: Let's go to Schellini here, Hi Shellini, Hi, Hey, going.

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Speaker 3: Very well thank you. See we're on fire here.

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Speaker 3: Who are you in the car with Shellini?

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Speaker 3: We never had that before. Well, yes, there is there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, her name is Michelle Michelle.

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Speaker 3: Okay, can you throw Michelle the Uber driver on the

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Speaker 4: Okay, Hi Tory, I understand that. It's just some cool

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Speaker 3: Oh, Michelle for.

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Speaker 7: Wars. Since the borders are closed, I didn't have much

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Speaker 10: Has SCHELINI been so far on the drive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's pretty okay, I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: It's the will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got one of the most bizarre cold cases you

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Speaker 2: have ever heard.

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Speaker 6: This is a cold.

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Speaker 2: Bost a good dear Marina.

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Speaker 1: Previously on Willow Woodies Unsolved Mysteries.

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Speaker 6: Me and my friends thought it would be funny to

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Speaker 6: buy vibrators. Tried to hide it in my cupboard. Two

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Speaker 6: months later, I was like, wonder whether that's still there,

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Speaker 6: trying to find it, and it was replaced with a

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Speaker 6: bag of money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. We have got to crack it of

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Speaker 2: an unsolved mystery. Vanessa, as you just heard, had her

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Speaker 2: electric banana stolen in the heat of the night, and

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Speaker 2: yesterday woulds We managed to narrow it down to three suspects.

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Speaker 2: There are three suspects. There's your mate Nikki, there's your mum,

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Speaker 2: and there's your dad.

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Speaker 3: What about our sister, Well Glinda was married. Well she's married,

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Speaker 3: so maybe she did want the So four suspects we think, right,

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Speaker 3: I still think the sister is a smokings.

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Speaker 2: Run me through them again. Then who's the fourth there

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Speaker 3: Mum and dad?

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Speaker 2: Which if were more comfortable if it was her dad, I.

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Speaker 2: You're in the office right now.

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Speaker 7: A good guys, might be Mom.

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Speaker 3: Stop talking about.

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Speaker 5: What happened in the family days and the family. Tell

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Speaker 3: Stolen a good Dear Maria, it's Will Woodies unsolved mysteries.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, Woods. If you're just joining us, a

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Speaker 4: Hello Vanessa, Hey guys, there are you going.

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Speaker 3: Very very well? And we have suspect number one, your

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Speaker 3: how are you going? Look, we're good, Nikki. You sound

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Speaker 4: Well, no, it wasn't me, because we.

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Speaker 7: Actually both bought one, and so I wouldn't steal hers.

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Speaker 2: It's a we won't go down that rabbit hole the fun. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 2: So so you had your own, Nikki, so you got

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Speaker 3: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't live together, so unless she secretly got

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Speaker 2: Because I mean maybe she had one, you know, enjoyed

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Speaker 3: Do again, let's not go too far down that rabbit hole,

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Speaker 3: but maybe maybe hers broke thre could have broken Nikki,

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Speaker 3: Sorry Nikki, and again wore it out your worst Nikki,

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Speaker 2: Al exactly. I think the given that that Nikki is,

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Speaker 3: Let's strike out, Nikki. We want to strike you off

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Speaker 2: Not the good way for you. By the way, Nikki,

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Speaker 2: if you're happy to write Nikki off, we are. That

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Speaker 4: Yep, I'm happy with that, are you really?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what. Look to be honest, I'm not

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Speaker 3: This is frightfully awkward. All right, Tomorrow, I think we've

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Speaker 3: Great, alright, it's not cool off tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, Nicky, We might need your help

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever used your job to win someone's heart?

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Speaker 3: I've definitely done it. So has a blog who works

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Speaker 2: Ah, what a great song, you know the bit where.

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Speaker 8: Here he is on make you smarrse, carry your out when.

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Speaker 2: Seen that scene by LORGEO scene like it really takes

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, it's the It's just

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Speaker 3: Billy Idol is amazing in that sounds well, it's extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Anyway. The guy who did it in the in the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do it.

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Speaker 2: You specifically thinking about the client. There was a client

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not used your job to woo her.

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Speaker 3: I didn't use my job to woo her. You. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I actually think I proposed the idea of

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Speaker 3: We definitely shouldn't be.

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Speaker 2: I think my favorite moment from that night that was

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Speaker 2: I've got raspberry, I've got blueberry, And I'm pretty sure the.

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Speaker 2: There's a right of bassage. I think if you're dating

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Speaker 2: somebody earlier, and did you take them to the radio station,

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Speaker 2: did you get them to shut the cans on and

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Speaker 2: hear the golden chunsils on the las?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you take to that?

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Speaker 3: Didn't impress it?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Absolutely, yeah, I remember it. Yeah, yeah, No, it's

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Speaker 2: a big thing though, Like this was my work. You know,

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Speaker 2: there's my name on the TV over there. Like, if

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Speaker 2: you're keen on them, you pull out, you're pull out

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Speaker 2: the big stops, and that might be taking them a

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Speaker 2: radio station or throwing them a lemon and lime gator

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Speaker 2: right across a gym at two o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You've done a thirty one O six five is the number.

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Speaker 3: Have you used your job to win someone's art? We'll

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Speaker 3: take them up next.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're asking thirty minto six five. Did you use your

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Speaker 2: job to win somebody's heart?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's something I've done in the past. I well,

468
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Speaker 3: when I was a personal trainer, I was living at home,

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Speaker 3: and well you were with me on this night. To

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Speaker 3: throw you in here as well, but because we didn't

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Speaker 3: want to take the women that we were out with

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Speaker 3: back to our parents' house, we're both leaving without folks

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Speaker 3: at the time, taking them back to the gym.

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Speaker 2: Baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and there we were in the gymnasium, hands down gatorades,

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Speaker 3: feeling like I feel like big dogs.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, letimately remember you actually doing a bit of spotting work.

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Speaker 3: I think that's why I didn't get a kiss that night.

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Speaker 3: I think I just started doing like an exercise routine

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Speaker 3: with the girl that I was flirting with, whereas you

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Speaker 3: went straight to the broom closet, which was much better play.

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Speaker 3: I think you did because you broke the vacuum cleaner.

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Speaker 3: And I know that because I had to explain to

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Speaker 3: the boss why the vacuum cleaner was broken. I don't

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Speaker 3: know what you did with it. It's got a William

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Speaker 3: here thirty one oh six five William. You used your

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Speaker 3: job to impress your crush.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I am on a brickwayer. So I built her

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Speaker 8: mailbox because she broke hers on like free of charge.

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Speaker 8: And yeah, no, she friends owned me. I'm lucky to

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Speaker 8: have you as a friend.

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Speaker 2: Oh did you send her a letter with your declar declaration?

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Speaker 8: I said to her a letter of the in voice,

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Speaker 8: I was like, oh, so this was actually two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Great stuff that would actually got your girlfriend, Mim who's

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Speaker 2: called the show, which is great to say, actually, because

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Speaker 2: you did say earlier on that you played the big

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Speaker 2: I'm a big radio DJ card.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm pretty sure I was quite subtle about it,

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Speaker 3: Mimi didn't. I We were out for dinner and then

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Speaker 3: I said to you, I'm busting to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Better duck into the radio station.

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Speaker 9: Had some poor excuse on your behalf. That was the short.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, okay, but you know when we got through

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Speaker 3: the doors, poor excuse to one side. Were you pretty impressed? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: We did the holder.

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Speaker 9: We'll come in and have a look around the tour

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Speaker 9: sort of setup, and that was that was great.

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Speaker 7: And then you said, why don't we do like a

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Speaker 7: little fake red air show.

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Speaker 9: So he put the mics on and said, you know,

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Speaker 9: we'll do a little test run.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: And then you made me get a photo in front

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Speaker 6: of a picture of you and Will, and you made

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Speaker 6: me stand in front of.

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Speaker 9: Will, so you two were just in the picture.

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Speaker 3: Actually actually want to wow? Yeah, right, okay, I did

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Speaker 3: wanted to have a photo with the photoshopped me because

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Speaker 3: then I looked better in the photo.

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Speaker 8: You do look better photo?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just so just just to confer tho meme. So

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Speaker 2: so you rocked up here under the guise of going

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Speaker 2: to the toilet, and then what he said, we better,

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Speaker 2: we better have a look a like in the studio.

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Speaker 2: So brought you in the studio.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, toilets are obviously on the other side of the building.

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Speaker 2: How he ended up there, Yeah, so he taught you

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Speaker 2: in here, and then you put the headphones on, and

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Speaker 2: then you did a little bit of a private radio

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Speaker 2: show together.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, to the mics out the whole What.

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Speaker 3: Was said over the microphones to each other.

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Speaker 4: It was introducing and I think I think He's sang

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Speaker 4: the theme song as well.

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Speaker 1: It's the will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: On a Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: This is very Oh my god, our button bush and

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Speaker 5: Joel's gone outside to eat something and it is a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Just play the opener, Just play the open.

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Speaker 1: Our next case.

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Speaker 2: He's a writer, comedian, radio.

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Speaker 1: And TV host.

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Speaker 7: He's also one half of an imperfect podcast.

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Speaker 1: Wait, let me say that one again, The Imperfect podcast.

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Speaker 3: Ah, that's better.

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Speaker 2: You can follow all of his stuff on right dot com.

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Speaker 3: Yep, there really is he liver wise in his name?

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Speaker 1: But why Presumably it's not because he fell asleep on

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Speaker 1: his keyboard.

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Speaker 2: Key to explain.

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Speaker 1: And I'm a lovely natterer with the boys. It's trying, Shelton.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the first time, the first time with the boys.

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Speaker 2: I would have thought actually on Wellen Woody, which is.

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Speaker 9: Nice of you, Big Willie and the Woodman.

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Speaker 3: That's it. That's a sexy name for our after our show.

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Speaker 3: But is this a big moment for you? Is this

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Speaker 3: an exciting moment for your career?

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Speaker 5: Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Making your debut on our show.

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Speaker 9: Hit that's the final thing on my bucket list. So

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Speaker 9: I'm all good.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: You can just die?

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Speaker 9: I can just no, no, Now I can be happy.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a much more accessible twist for everyone. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's let's let's talk about your website. Ryan dot Com

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Speaker 2: says eleven eleven. Wise in there, you're releasing content on

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Speaker 2: the eleventh of every month. Yep, what kicked it off? Mate?

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Speaker 2: What can we expect? Is it just largely self indulgent?

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Speaker 9: Absolutely? But aren't we all just self indulgent. That's just

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Speaker 9: part of the fun. So No, what it is is

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Speaker 9: it's a It's a web that I set up at

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Speaker 9: the start of last year and it was just sort

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Speaker 9: of a way for me to make give myself like

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Speaker 9: a monthly discipline, like a deadline of sorts that I

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Speaker 9: had to make something, whether it be it's usually a video,

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Speaker 9: but sometimes it's like an audio thing or whatever. It

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Speaker 9: was just sort of like to give me a bit

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Speaker 9: of a kick in the bum to make more things

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Speaker 9: and put it out there and move on to something else.

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Speaker 9: But it's been great, Like I've loved it.

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Speaker 3: It's bloody good gear as well. I love all the stuff, Ryan.

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Speaker 3: And actually I want to talk to you about your

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Speaker 3: most recent video because we actually Ryan, we had a

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Speaker 3: skype chat with you Will and I did, I would say,

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Speaker 3: three or four weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we.

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Speaker 3: Actually yeah, it was actually really nice of you to

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Speaker 3: give your time. We wanted your advice on a few

592
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Speaker 3: things in the industry, and your you're a big dog

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Speaker 3: in the biz. But Ryan, but Ryan, in that skype chat,

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Speaker 3: Will had a beard, quite quite a beautiful beard, And

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Speaker 3: all of a sudden, three or four weeks later, I

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Speaker 3: see a video of you on Ryean dot com with

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Speaker 3: a beard. Were you inspired by the beard of Will?

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Speaker 9: I'm inspired secretly by anything Big Will does. Anything Big

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Speaker 9: Will does.

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Speaker 6: Me too.

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Speaker 3: Can you Can you give an example, Ryan, of something

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Speaker 3: Big Will he does that you just you.

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Speaker 9: I'm working on an app, like a mental health app,

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Speaker 9: which which I'm hoping to launch really soon, and I

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Speaker 9: believe that that Big Will did release something similar, so

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Speaker 9: heavily inspired by that. Thanks, and also the way that

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Speaker 9: he eats his cereal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really inspired.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate from me.

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Speaker 9: I'm much much more gentle than I look like. I

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Speaker 9: know I look like a real harder bully fighter, but

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Speaker 9: I'm not actually really lovely, lovely boy, lovely Jewish boy.

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Speaker 3: Even better, I didn't realize you're a Jewish boy.

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Speaker 2: A lot about you.

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Speaker 3: Ryan.

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Speaker 9: Technically I've been a Jewish Man since I was thirteen,

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Speaker 9: but I don't want to give them technicality.

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Speaker 3: Do you feel like you need to adjust that I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm not having to go Judaism at all, But thirteen feels.

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Speaker 2: Two things on this jets which just the cancel buttons

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Speaker 2: very close to the sun twice. I don't think now

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Speaker 2: is the right time to be having a crack at

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Speaker 2: two days.

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Speaker 3: I'm not having a crack. I preface this by saying

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Speaker 3: I'm not having a crack but thirteen.

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Speaker 2: Which means more often than not that you're about to

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Speaker 2: have it great.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit like when you say no offense and

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Speaker 3: then say to stop talking.

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Speaker 2: I will leave it there, Ryan, that went great. We've

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Speaker 2: got more with Ryan Sholton right up next, We've got

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Speaker 2: the one and only Ryan Shelton, who really is the

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Speaker 2: brains behind so much of Hamish snandy over the years.

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Speaker 2: Got a brand new website, Ryan dot Com with why

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Speaker 2: eleven whys. He releases fresh content on the eleventh of

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Speaker 2: every month, and Ry, I really want to get into

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Speaker 2: why you put a time limit on yourself creatively and

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Speaker 2: for anybody that's had worked on a project or been

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Speaker 2: stuck before in their work. How putting that time pressure

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Speaker 2: can actually make you productive.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it's it's it's a tough one because I

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Speaker 9: think the thing that I used to get really stuck

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Speaker 9: in is trying to make every idea the best idea

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Speaker 9: in the world. So the thing that really kind of

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Speaker 9: I think liberated well reverse that and allowed me to

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Speaker 9: move past it was giving myself a deadline, which essentially

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Speaker 9: allowed me to finish things. I was forced to finish things.

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Speaker 9: There's like a lawn Michael's quote, which I'm sure you

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Speaker 9: guys know law Michaels, who's the creator and EP of

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Speaker 9: Saturday Night Live, and he's always said that, like we

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Speaker 9: we don't stop right with.

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Speaker 7: You.

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Speaker 2: You can paraphrase if you want. It was the set

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Speaker 2: was beautiful, by the way.

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Speaker 3: We wouldn't have pulled you up as well. When I've

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Speaker 3: got incorrect Sheldon, we've got the quote in front of us.

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Speaker 9: It's something like I want to remember. It's something like

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Speaker 9: the show isn't finished because it's finished. It's finished because

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Speaker 9: it's eleven thirty.

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Speaker 3: And it sound like to me like it sounds stressed

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Speaker 3: for a lot of creative people or anyone with any

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Speaker 3: project would feel a bit stressed by the idea. But

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Speaker 3: I quite enjoyed. And this is a bit of a spoiler,

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Speaker 3: not too much of a spoiler, but one of your videos.

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Speaker 3: I love that you just leaned right into it, Ryan

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Speaker 3: And on the eleventh of the I forget which month

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Speaker 3: it was, but you just embraced the fact that you

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Speaker 3: made a video apologizing for the fact that you didn't

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Speaker 3: have an idea for that month, and that became the video.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so that was that was pretty early on. And sorry,

671
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Speaker 9: I'm about to name check a rival radio show. Whip

672
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Speaker 9: is a good friend of mine, like old friend of mine,

673
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Speaker 9: and and that video had just come out, and he

674
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Speaker 9: was like he got on and like sort of tried

675
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Speaker 9: to stitch me up and pull me up on the

676
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Speaker 9: fact that I hadn't made a video because he just

677
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Speaker 9: like he clearly like watched the first minute or two

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Speaker 9: and got bored.

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Speaker 2: He didn't give himself a poor journalist to say, you know,

680
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: really just an indicator of an awful radio show. And

681
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,239
Speaker 2: there's a reason that Kyle and JACKIEO absolutely smoked him

682
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: in the morning. Oh you know, well, we know we

683
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: might need to put that to bed. You know, at

684
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Speaker 2: the end of the day, Ryan, we need to talk

685
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Speaker 2: to you about because you know, Whi is a great guy,

686
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: there's absolutely no doubt about it. But yeah, he can

687
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Speaker 2: suffer in his jocks. Now, let's get back to this

688
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: laugh Scape, which is available for purchase in the app store.

689
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: You feature on this beautiful app, which is a wonderful idea.

690
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: It's a sleeping app, guys, which has bedtime stories from

691
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Speaker 2: over fifty comedians. Ryan, I know you've got a story

692
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 2: on there. Can you give us a preview of what

693
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Speaker 2: your story is about?

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Speaker 9: So my story is it's the brief history of Carpet.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

696
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Speaker 9: In all seriousness, it is such a good app, and

697
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 9: I know, I'm like, but I've got no monetary interest

698
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 9: in this.

699
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Speaker 4: I'm just on it.

700
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Speaker 9: But it's like, it's so so good.

701
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Speaker 2: You didn't tell us anything about your history of Campet.

702
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: But I assume that's because it's not a lot more.

703
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Speaker 9: To give you a little bit more information. How it

704
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 9: works is the stories that all the comedians are telling,

705
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 9: they're not written. They're kind of just improvised, and we

706
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 9: say them in these really hushed tones, and there's like calming,

707
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Speaker 9: meditative music playing underneath.

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Speaker 2: I think, actually, John, I think I've actually got a

709
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Speaker 2: little bit of your just a tiny bit of your

710
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Speaker 2: intro intro here so you can.

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Speaker 3: Hear I'm Ryan Shelton, not.

712
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Speaker 9: Ryan Reynolds.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Perfect, Well if you want to hear Ryan Shelton, not

715
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Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds talking about a brief history of carpet and

716
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 5: that's the sort of thing that will get you to sleep,

717
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 5: and you can you can download laugh Escape. It's available

718
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Speaker 5: for purchase in your app store. Ryan, thanks for coming

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Speaker 5: on the show mate.

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Speaker 2: It has been a pleasure to chat and get your

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Speaker 2: insights on everything as always.

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Speaker 9: Such pleasure, No, and thanks for choosing such a well,

723
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Speaker 9: a great grab that explains the whole app.

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Speaker 3: We're professionals. We're professionals.

725
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Speaker 2: You came on, you st talking about another radio show mate.

726
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,959
Speaker 2: We had to get your best to get you can

727
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Speaker 2: also chick ut. Ryan's website ryean dot com is what

728
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Speaker 2: There's eleven wives in there. He produces content on the

729
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Speaker 2: eleventh of every single month. And yes, no worries at all. Mate,

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Speaker 2: It's been a pleasure to have you on. Thanks so

731
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Speaker 2: much for joining us.

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Speaker 1: It's the Wood podcast.

733
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Speaker 2: Woods. I'd love to hear from a particular type of

734
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Speaker 2: person right now. Thirteen one and six five is the

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Speaker 2: phone number here at William Woody. If you weren't born

736
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Speaker 2: here and you think our snacks suck, thirteen one and

737
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Speaker 2: six ' five, give us a call if you weren't

738
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Speaker 2: born here. So, if you're a phoner and you think

739
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Speaker 2: Australian snacks suck, I'd love to hear from you. And

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Speaker 2: the reason we're talking about this is because I'm Bojo

741
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Speaker 2: and Scomoo Coo.

742
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Speaker 3: And Scomo, the crime fighting duo that is is classic.

743
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Speaker 3: I'm a very similar guy.

744
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: Jumped into a three hour dinner together at ten Darling

745
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Speaker 2: Street or whatever it is that they are number ten

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Speaker 2: Downing Street. I should say where they have had their

747
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 2: dinner together last night. I mean, ordinarily throughout history, I'd

748
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 2: say to myself, I'd killed to be a fly on

749
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Speaker 2: the wall in that room, but I reckon the flight

750
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: on the wall in that room just about would have

751
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Speaker 2: knocked itself off, and it had to deal with those

752
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: two going at each other for three hours. The food

753
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Speaker 2: would have been good, though, you know those two any well, No,

754
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 2: they feasted on Scottish salmon and Welsh lamb.

755
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Speaker 3: It's a weird combo. But why the buddy hell not

756
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Speaker 3: up with your salmon lamb?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so that was awful. Just get it for me.

758
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Speaker 2: Would you throw the greens out? Bring more meat? Trying

759
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 2: to impress a foreign minister? All right? So anyway, so

760
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: these guys are hanging out having a ball, and what

761
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Speaker 2: happens after three hours they walk out absolutely hoised.

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Speaker 3: They've agreed to.

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Speaker 5: Wipe off all the tariffs from all the trade that

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Speaker 5: goes on between our great countries.

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Speaker 2: And here's Bojo. Okay, Matt Preston in disguise telling you

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Speaker 2: all the ins and outs of the deal.

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Speaker 11: Hi feks, I'm absolutely thrilled today to be inaugurating the

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Speaker 11: UK Australia Australia UK Free Trade Agreement talks. And think

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Speaker 11: of the potential that we have. I want a world

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Speaker 11: in which we send you mar Mike, you send us Vegamite,

771
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Speaker 11: we send you penguins, and he send us.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's getting wrapped up in the press conference

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Speaker 2: when he's going thig of the world where I send you.

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Speaker 2: He's reading the teliprunt. Obviously he's holding up the jars.

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Speaker 2: It's all shocking. But look, I actually think and I'm

776
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Speaker 2: gonna be honest here. I reckon that the Brits have

777
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Speaker 2: got the wrong end of the stick there in terms

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Speaker 2: of a free trade agreement, in terms of out snacks

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Speaker 2: Australia's snacks. There's a no taxes on the Aussie snacks now,

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Speaker 2: so we can send them confectionery et cetera, and they

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Speaker 2: send us back there snacks.

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Speaker 3: Can you give me an example of a very good

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Speaker 3: British snack. I'm not well traveled.

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Speaker 2: The answer is all their chocolate's pretty much a universe,

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Speaker 2: silly better Cadbury started in the UK. We've just got

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Speaker 2: some knockoff version of it.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Oh is that right?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a British company, ca is nesla Ours. I'm

789
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Speaker 2: gonna say no across the board.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we don't have a chocolate.

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Speaker 2: I think the parent company for Neesle might be from something.

792
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: Surely Daryl Lee, surely Darryl Lee was what he was

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Speaker 2: up and about, but then he got sued for the

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Speaker 2: color purple. But he's got some new gearbag, he's got

795
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Speaker 2: some new gearback and he's doing good stuff. He's doing

796
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Speaker 2: good stuff. Now, you don't need to be careful about

797
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 2: not pissing in brand's pockets here because we've both got

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Speaker 2: a habit of doing that.

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Speaker 3: Fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Now look what I want to do. On thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five, Nesle is Swiss. Just for those that wondered,

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Speaker 2: if you think of a good chocolate, like, name your

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00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 2: favorite chocolate.

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Speaker 3: I like the.

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Speaker 2: Some vegan dairy free chocolate Lint. Lint is an amazing chocolate,

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Speaker 2: Ferrero Rocher. There are all these deluxe Swiss European chocolates.

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Speaker 2: I mean, put Tim TAM's to one side.

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: A Fredo Frog's not bad?

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Speaker 3: Oh the Fredo Frog. Oh caramel like Kauhala beautiful chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not bad. Here's what I want

812
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Speaker 2: to do though thirty one and six five, because I

813
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: know there are a lot of foreigners listening to us.

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Speaker 2: My girlfriend's Dutch and every time she gets a chance

815
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Speaker 2: to have a crack at the confectionary asal, she like

816
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 2: literally walks out of there and says to me, every

817
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: time your snacks suck In Australia.

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Speaker 3: Has she had a snackeroo? Because that's obviously meant a dunkaroo, sorry,

819
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Speaker 3: a dunkarhoo.

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Speaker 5: On the Free Trade Agreement, table, Well they should be.

821
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Speaker 5: Can we get no taxes on the dunker room?

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Speaker 2: That should have been the deals here like we have

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00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: dunk aoose all right, So look thirty and one o

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Speaker 2: six fives of the snack is a good snack truly,

825
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: that's French. It's they just put alert in front of

826
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 2: it to make it look a bit more classy. It's

827
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Speaker 2: just cream, cheese and he ritz. Look thirty one and

828
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Speaker 2: six five, here's I want to do. If you're not

829
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Speaker 2: from Australia, if you're from overseas, give us a call

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Speaker 2: right now. I'm going to open the fine lines and

831
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Speaker 2: get a chance to rag on Ossie snacks woods you

832
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Speaker 2: and I going to try and defend them.

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00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they ain't need a reason to not like

834
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Speaker 3: our snack as well. I dare someone to have a

835
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 3: girl at Dunkaroo I dare you? Are you still around Dunkarhouse?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, baby wouldn't be send buying them. But anyway,

838
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Speaker 2: thirty one and six five, you're not from here and

839
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Speaker 2: you hate our snacks, give us call. We aren't talking

840
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 2: right now about Australian snacks, which I'm gonna be honest.

841
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 2: I think a lackluster in the global market third and

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Speaker 2: one and six five. If you're not from here, then

843
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 2: please come on and have a crack at the Australian Snackery.

844
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I'll also do here because like

845
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: we are having a swipe, if you would like to

846
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: defend Ossie Snacks, then thirty one and sixty five you

847
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 2: can give us a call and defend because I mean

848
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 2: our button push of Joel just then we have you

849
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 2: know absolutely, you're you're a classic coward, Joel. I mean,

850
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 2: as soon as the mic said uf you had a

851
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: crack in me, you're just like mate. We do a

852
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: great crinkle crut chip.

853
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 3: We do, Yeah, Smith's chip. Smith chips are beautiful. Well,

854
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 3: you go overseas, you don't get a real crinkle cut

855
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 3: like a Smith's thick potato chip. You get these like

856
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: packets of all the thin ones that sit at the

857
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 3: bottom of the packet like a bunch of jerks. Yeah, well, well,

858
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 3: well bad a bunch of jerks. Golden Gate time. Is

859
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Speaker 3: that a snack or is that a dessert? Oh my god,

860
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Speaker 3: because if it's a it's a bloody good ice cream.

861
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,919
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a bad ice cream.

862
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 3: What about the Maxi Bond. That's ours, isn't it.

863
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what Maxi Bond is a great I

864
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 2: don't think we can take because again I think that's

865
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: all you've had woods.

866
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Speaker 3: To be fair, what do you mean that's all me?

867
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 3: What do you mean i've had them?

868
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Speaker 2: Well? I mean like in terms of like, you're not

869
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: a you're not a big foreign snacker overseas. You've got

870
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: so many dietary issues that all you ate in Spain

871
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 2: for two months was ham sandwiches.

872
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the worst hate Spain.

873
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 2: You haven't got experience in the foreign confectiony areas. Like

874
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: if anybody's had any of those New Zealand proper crisps,

875
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: they are unbelievable. Wittker's chocolate. We've just been through the

876
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 2: Swiss chocolates.

877
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Speaker 3: I think.

878
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we just did a free trade agreement with the UK.

879
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 2: We traded them Tim Tams for penguins. Now there's a

880
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: good shout that penguins are arguably better than a Tim

881
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 2: Tim Tam, and Tim Tam is our flagship biscuit.

882
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: Let me remind you, I think Tim TAM's much better

883
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Speaker 3: than a penguin.

884
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 2: I've you haven't had a penguin.

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Speaker 3: You've never had a penguin from my life.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's go to Mike. Let's go, let's let's let's

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Speaker 2: get it going on here. Mike, you want to have

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Speaker 2: a crack at Australians snaw?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, they are so bad.

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Speaker 9: I think they can't find a single one that I

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Speaker 9: actually like, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What's your what's what's your last favorite? I mean like,

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Speaker 2: feel free to have a swipe here.

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Speaker 8: Cherry right is like it is beyond hornable that and

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Speaker 8: what about the violent trumble or violent crumble that? Yeah,

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Speaker 8: that is like chalk, It's like.

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Speaker 2: It's violent.

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Speaker 3: That's not best way. I think I'm only put a

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Speaker 3: lineser and chocolate for Australia. We don't that's a huge part.

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Speaker 2: Of the snack. We've got to just take out the

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00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 2: whole chocolate.

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Speaker 3: But no, no, I'm happy to concede that.

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Speaker 2: But Mike, is it just the chuckies? It is?

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Speaker 9: I absolutely love the Smith's chips there.

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Speaker 2: The Krenkle cut chips are gonna get through. How do

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Speaker 2: you feel about like a barbecue shape or a shape

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Speaker 2: for example, Mike.

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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, I don't know, They're okay.

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00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know mine that's where

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Speaker 2: are you from? Mike? Are you from?

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Speaker 9: I am from Detroit, Michigan in the US.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks for yeah, appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Now we're going to get a chef here who's actually

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Speaker 2: an Aussie? Bourne, get a chef? How I are?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Not too bad, brother yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good chef. Now you're actually you're an Aussie? So

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Speaker 2: you want to have a crack at our own selection

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Speaker 2: of snacks.

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Speaker 7: I'm the bluest Ozzie, you'll know.

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Speaker 8: But I'll tell you one thing.

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Speaker 7: Veggimi, it's not Australian.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? It's not Australia.

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Speaker 2: It's just a mar Might knockoff, is it? Chef?

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Speaker 7: I don't know what it is, but it tastes terrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, that doesn't mean that it's not Australian though.

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Speaker 8: Oh well, Australia's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: If it not, it is beautiful. You're just trying to

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Speaker 3: design yourself from Vegimi, which was an interesting play. I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty sure the Australian flag is on the vegimie. But

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Speaker 3: let's go to Bronwin here, Bronwyn, you want to you're Australian.

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Speaker 7: You want to defend Yeah, I'm Alsie I'm defending Ossie chocolate.

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Speaker 7: I lived in the Philippines for three years. Yeah, and

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Speaker 7: the cabarets that's made in Asia. So any chocolate you

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Speaker 7: buy in Asia is made in Thailand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's rubbish.

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Speaker 7: It's nowhere near as good as Ozzie Cadbury.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's fair enough. But UK Cadbury though, bro One,

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Speaker 2: ah no, I.

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Speaker 7: Still honestly we were getting friends to bring our sorry

941
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 7: over Ozzie Snacks. Yeast chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think do you think you're just a

943
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Speaker 2: bit used to having the Aussie chocolate though, bron No,

944
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Speaker 2: not at all. Agree to disagree. We're gonna move on

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Speaker 2: to Melissa thirty six five.

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Speaker 3: It might have been in comparison to Philippines. Sounds like

947
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Speaker 3: Philippines don't nail chocolate, so naturally when you put a

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Speaker 3: shrilling chocolates to Phippines chocolate, we're having the win.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Melissa, Melissa or from South Africa? What

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Speaker 2: was he snack do you hate the most? I would

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Speaker 2: think twisty is just because of the smell of absolutely

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Speaker 2: sacredly just We're going to get off Melissa right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm disgusting a Twisty's arguably the only thing that saved

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Speaker 2: us that in Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: And can I just say when the twisty went to

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Speaker 3: the chicken twisty as well, like everyone thought that was

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Speaker 3: such a bodd Do you remember the first time you

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Speaker 3: saw there was a chicken twisty out there and you

959
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Speaker 3: were like, don't wreck it.

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Speaker 2: You don't remember that, don't remember the moment that the

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Speaker 2: first time we caught a ball woods it was.

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Speaker 3: A big day for me. But when you tasted a

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Speaker 3: chicken twisted you're like, you done again. Twisties?

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the day you saw chicken twisties? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: My mum talks about it. It was a big day

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Speaker 3: in the world.

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