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Speaker 1: Question. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the key ac Carnival. That's what you want.

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Speaker 3: Wait, who is the other guy?

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Speaker 1: It's bustling today The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 2: I could barely go to stave last side. It was

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Speaker 2: just like the slap that was heard all over the world.

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Speaker 2: It was all my wife, the kids were all talking

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Speaker 2: about it, Yester the evening, what everyone thought of, what

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Speaker 2: went on? Even morning when you wake up, you know,

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Speaker 2: sometimes you wake up, you forget something happening for a

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Speaker 2: couple of seconds. Don't it to me? Strangely traumatic, you know,

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Speaker 2: and then suddenly you reassemble that my god, that actually

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Speaker 2: that wasn't a strange cheese based dream I had. Last

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Speaker 2: night Will Smith slapped a man live to the world

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Speaker 2: hosting the Oscars, actually slapped a comedian, Chris Rock. It

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Speaker 2: was all just so big and surreal yesterday. And then

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Speaker 2: the guy who slapped the other guy and then swore

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Speaker 2: to the world tennits later is they're giving him an oscar.

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Speaker 3: It gets more surreal and he's got tears in his eyes.

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Speaker 3: He apologizes to the.

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Speaker 2: Cat, calling himself a vessel of love.

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Speaker 3: It was bizarre and I could I was the same.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't stop watching people's different cakes on it, just

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Speaker 3: watching it over and over again. The first the first

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Speaker 3: time I saw it, I thought, I don't want to

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Speaker 3: get sucked into this. This is obviously a fake set up.

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Speaker 3: They're trying to do something.

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Speaker 2: You know, you've got actors, comedians doing bits.

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Speaker 3: I think they're struggling for ratings here on year, so

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Speaker 3: they're doing some bit here. I'm not going to get

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Speaker 3: sucked into it. Then you see part two, which is

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Speaker 3: Will Smith yelling from the audience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I heard this bit where he's just slapped right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you all saw this yesterday, but

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Speaker 2: after he saw it rock then he's in his chair

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Speaker 2: and he's doubling down at this bit is just genuinely ugly.

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Speaker 4: Out Wow, dude, it was a GI changer, Mark but name,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to okay.

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Speaker 2: And yet no anger for the writers of Wild Wild West?

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Speaker 2: You know, how do they get a pass? It was

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Speaker 2: for me? Here's what I actually think about, right, There

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Speaker 2: are two separate things, aren't they. People have sort of

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Speaker 2: joined them up in the in the in the rush

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Speaker 2: to sort of outrage and point the finger at somebody

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Speaker 2: with you. It was like people are asking me yesterday,

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Speaker 2: who's team are you on? Are you Team Smith or

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Speaker 2: team We've got to that. But that's the polarity world now,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? With that online outrage is choose a sign?

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Speaker 2: It's like, well, you can see it from both sides,

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Speaker 2: can't you? Really? It's like, the joke wasn't very it

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Speaker 2: wasn't a very nice joke. It's hurtful, it's disrespectful. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I'd love Rock to say this week, did

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Speaker 2: he know about the lopecial or did he just see

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Speaker 2: the baldness? And apparently it wasn't a vetted joke. They

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Speaker 2: didn't know what was going to do it. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know whether the networks is crapping it's no girl,

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Speaker 2: we didn't know. We didn't know, or whether it was

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Speaker 2: an off the cuff thing. It didn't land very well.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't the kind of place. It's not a roast.

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Speaker 3: But it doesn't matter where it's coming from. There's no

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Speaker 3: worse jokes.

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Speaker 2: Globes and everyone knew he's a comedian. That's sort of

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Speaker 2: comedians going to do. That's what Ricky Gervas is going

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Speaker 2: to do, and Rock and Jervase are similar, you know,

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Speaker 2: they walk a similar line on the other side of it,

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Speaker 2: so you know what you're going to get. The strange

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Speaker 2: thing for me was how Will Smith endorses the joke.

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Speaker 2: He's he's on screen, you can see him clearly laughing.

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Speaker 2: Then obviously he gets stinki. We've all had stinki from

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Speaker 2: our wives before, like, hey, you're going to put up

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Speaker 2: with that? And then literally what is it? Three seconds

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Speaker 2: getting laid tonight. Even if I win the Oscar, I'll

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Speaker 2: go and slap him.

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Speaker 3: But we've all had stinky, profess I've never been alling.

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Speaker 3: It is shocking.

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Speaker 5: It's absolutely discussed, and I'll never watch another one of

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Speaker 2: You know, perhaps you're right, it's appalling behavior. And everyone

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Speaker 2: was talking about in our house, and people be talking

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Speaker 2: about and rewatching it and laughing, and actually, what are

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Speaker 2: we saying that? Actually, if you do get upset what

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Speaker 2: someone says about your wife or yourself, the best thing

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Speaker 2: going to endorse right now in this and he's going

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Speaker 2: to keep the oscar. It's okay to physically assault another match.

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Speaker 3: And I think it's sad to see that if anyone

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Speaker 3: is seeing that as a noble thing to do. Oh,

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Speaker 3: he's defending his wife.

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Speaker 2: For some people are doing that. They're all set, they're

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Speaker 2: all saying where he was sticking up for his wife

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Speaker 2: is like, is that the right way to deal with it? Now?

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Speaker 2: Is that what we need more of it? Do young

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Speaker 2: boys need to get that message? Would you want your

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Speaker 2: Gordon seeing and a couple of time and going this

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Speaker 2: is the right thing that was silenced?

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Speaker 3: No, definitely not. And I think I think it's sad

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Speaker 3: that then the rest of the night went on as

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Speaker 2: With it like he's a drunk and dawn at a weddings.

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Speaker 2: Nothing's happened, there's no And Holly would always telling us, hey,

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Speaker 2: this is an acceptable, that is an acceptable, you know,

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Speaker 2: don't behave not that. Then you don't clear up whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: I just presumed he'd be asked to leave do you

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Speaker 2: think right, you know what you're not? Producers are light

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Speaker 2: and they must have been really panicking, like what are

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Speaker 2: we going to do this one? Because there's one bit

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Speaker 2: where Rock just goes just carry on. I've just been attacked.

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Speaker 2: We don't go to an at break or walk out

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Speaker 2: what just happened? Do you think they then would have known?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know he's getting it gone? Quite?

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Speaker 2: Give it to Benedict comb.

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Speaker 3: A bat because it's so unprecedented.

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Speaker 2: You see in Parallel Dog though it's in miserable, but

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Speaker 2: he's gonna hurdy one. It didn't slap some of his

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Speaker 2: Now give it.

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Speaker 3: To benedit's changing. Give me the other one, the angry

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Speaker 1: Badge, the Christian O'Connell show podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Tell me one thing right now. If I was a

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Speaker 2: movie producer, I would now is the time to pitch

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Speaker 2: G I. Jane two with Jada. Seriously, that would be

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Speaker 2: a box office smash. Now it's the other thing that

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Speaker 2: of thing like we could have done last week on

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Speaker 2: the twenty twenty of the eighties of the nineties, Such

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Speaker 2: a forgettable film, such a strange reference. Anyway. The other

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Speaker 2: thing about the Oscars, I was so pleased with Coder.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame now all these directors and just

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Speaker 2: No one knows who won anything, but everyone's got a

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Speaker 2: lot to say about the slap. Coder won several Oscars

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Speaker 2: and deserved it as well. Cannot recommend that movie enough.

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Speaker 2: You've not seen it. It's on Apple TV. Coder was pulling.

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Speaker 2: Also on Apple TV, Questlove won a literally the next

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Speaker 2: oscar after it all for Some of Love, which is

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Speaker 2: a beautiful documentary. It's so good. That's really really good

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Speaker 2: as well, And there were loads of other deserving winners

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Speaker 3: I didn't see I didn't see Questlove except acceptance speech.

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Speaker 3: But in that moment, aren't you just like it's just happened.

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Speaker 3: So we're drift watching it at home or shivering giggly

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Speaker 3: like what is going on? Yeah? What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Is the next person to speak?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the bit where have you watched it? Like

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds later where rock? Then they just tabrot, carry

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Speaker 2: there and actually says to Crystal, Hey, you're right, Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: rangy dude. He really followed through. It's like a Hollywood

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Speaker 2: him and rock. To his credit had he's not even

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Speaker 2: defending himself. He doesn't think he's about to be hit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's got his hands behind his but he doesn't retaliate.

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Speaker 3: I reckon. That's what made me know that it wasn't

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Speaker 3: faked and stage because he doesn't touch his face. If

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Speaker 3: you're staging something, then you do a big pantomime put

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Speaker 3: your hand up to your face. He didn't. That makes

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love the people though, who still yesterday evening

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Speaker 2: they're the same people. They're the same people, right. They

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Speaker 2: You think why someone said to me, I can't believe

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Speaker 2: Will Smith is the most famous man in the world.

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Speaker 2: All right, he's about to win an oscar, Right, it's

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Speaker 2: all good. Why does he need do this?

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Speaker 3: Why could that possibly be?

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Speaker 2: What's his positive game right now? Pass? He's never going

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Speaker 1: He's over the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's try an experiment. Let's see for the next half

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Speaker 2: an hour of the show, half an hour, we don't

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Speaker 2: mention the slap. I'm sure I'm going to break it myself,

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Speaker 2: if you and I can complete the age has said

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Speaker 2: of cartoon characters, so pick a letter of the alphabet,

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Speaker 2: give us a car whom character for that letter? Jackie boy,

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Speaker 2: who are you going to go for?

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Speaker 3: My favorite cartoon character was always Shaggy from Scooby Doogs.

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Speaker 2: You look a bit like Shaggy Whiskey. You do the whiskers,

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Speaker 2: the bumfluff on the chin.

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Speaker 5: You are.

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Speaker 2: He was like a stoner sort of slacker. You are

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Speaker 2: a Shaggy. He is your spirit animal.

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Speaker 3: No, well, I liked him as a kid, and I

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Speaker 3: didn't look like this as a kid. So you're saying

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Speaker 3: I grew into shaggy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he became your hero, which is a

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Speaker 2: shaggy This isn't quite right. It's a big fool on

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Speaker 2: folk bed. Yeah, he could be in a folk band shaggy.

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Speaker 2: And do you know, for a bonus point, his surname.

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Speaker 3: Shaggy Shaggy do.

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Speaker 2: Shaggy Rogers is it really?

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Speaker 3: Did you make that up?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, it's Shaggy Rogers. Google it. You'll see

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Speaker 2: Shaggy Rogers came up in a pub quiz once. That's how.

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Speaker 2: That's the only one I know any of my information.

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Speaker 6: the Dallas he was.

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Speaker 2: He was scrappy do in your cemetery sound? Don't anyone bigger?

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Speaker 2: Don't anyone big your cemetary sound? That guy? I love

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Speaker 2: Bugs used to watch that every afternoon on what was it? Melodies?

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Speaker 2: I had to tell it. One of those dioramas that

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Speaker 2: So Jackie, well you go for Shaggy Rogers. Perhaps he's

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Speaker 2: going for bugs, Bunny, I'm going to go for Winnie

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Speaker 3: He was a bit basic, though, sick Ticker and Eat

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Speaker 2: No, he held them all together. He was the sun

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Speaker 3: Christopher Robin held them all to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, you have that much sugar in your diet.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We by the way, Patsy, every person that calls him,

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Speaker 3: What's up that?

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Speaker 2: Who is that?

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Speaker 7: Thanks?

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Speaker 3: Bunny?

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Speaker 2: Oh right, okay, yeah, and again my need a subtitle.

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Speaker 2: I Jackie Boy's gone for Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Uh,

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Speaker 2: It was always on a Friday after school, right, I mean,

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Speaker 3: I had a great funny cartoon every week, as well

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Speaker 3: as who Done It?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right? And uh what was the deal with

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Speaker 3: They were? They were stiffs all the rest of them.

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Speaker 2: Stoo and the show. I hope you didn't like it

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Speaker 2: when Scrappy came along.

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Speaker 3: I liked scratch.

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Speaker 2: Yoko. No, no, no, they could tell they all hate

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Speaker 2: that horrible little nephew. Where he was? I've gone for

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Speaker 3: When is the worst character in the show? Even was

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Speaker 2: Say this Jack all right? Nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: o four three eights of the cartoon characters. Bonus points

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Speaker 2: for all impressions as well. Have we got here, Anthony?

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Speaker 8: Come morning, Good morning Christian?

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Speaker 2: Who have you got for our a Zed and Anthony

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Speaker 2: Off cartoon characters today?

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Speaker 8: Rusty the clown great one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and the impression.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I can do an impression for you.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 8: Do you want me to go now?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, life is always good? Life away good?

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Speaker 3: Should we wait till eight o'clock? It came on in

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Speaker 9: Thanks Jack?

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Speaker 8: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, pretty good.

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Speaker 2: That is pretty good, Thank you, Thank you. I have

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Speaker 2: a good day, Paul. Good morning, Jack, and hey on,

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Speaker 2: we just punished them for the delay. Yeah good, we're

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Speaker 2: got all day, Paul, Sorry about that, just dealing with

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Speaker 2: some stuff. Paul, welcome to the show. Hey, hew am

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Speaker 2: I I'm good. So Paul, which cantume character have you got?

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Speaker 5: I'm going classic Foghorn Lecorn?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, vintage classic, I love it? And have you got

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Speaker 8: I say?

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Speaker 9: I said, boy, well, come on, I said, come on by.

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Speaker 2: I want the whole world to meet my new son.

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Speaker 2: Tell you what it was. The standard was low back.

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Speaker 2: We have to do watch anything. There was a link

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Speaker 2: so the project isn't getting commissioned anywhere. He never got

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Paul, have a good week. Let's go to Graham.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Graham.

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Speaker 10: Oh my Chris remembering.

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Speaker 2: Mister Peggy.

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Speaker 6: Oh is it the what was the grandmother with the

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Speaker 3: Said the grandma from tweety Bird?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, he said, bang on.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 2: I almost a no one, very famous puppet. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: thank you for the impression, Graham. Hashtag producers, Sam, good morning,

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Speaker 2: good morning.

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Speaker 12: How are we?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to welcome to the show cartoon character. What

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Speaker 2: have you got? Sammy?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 12: Love that.

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Speaker 2: It's a very casual impression. You know it goes guys.

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Speaker 2: You woke it out?

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Speaker 4: Ye.

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Speaker 3: I always wish I did one episode where the Kyatie

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Speaker 3: got him episode fine.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for cartoon characters for our aide to sids

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Speaker 2: of cartoon characters. I also need fellow Winnie the Pooh

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Speaker 2: Lovers to back me up Jack saying when he sucked.

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Speaker 3: The show is good Christopher, Robin and Tigger Piglet or

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Speaker 3: they're all great. Winnie. I can't believe that was named

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Speaker 3: after him.

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Speaker 2: He was the least I found some of the wisest

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Speaker 2: quotes here from Winnie the Poop Some people care too much.

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Speaker 2: I think it's called love. That was all Winny.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like Will Smith at the Oscars.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I come on the next one, I got it?

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Speaker 2: Does us a vessel of love? All right? Let's uh,

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Speaker 2: let's go to the lines nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: o four three. Craig, Good morning, morning Christian, Good morning, Craig.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Who's your cartoon character.

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Speaker 8: Muttley from Wacky Racists?

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, is to love this any week? Goes buys.

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Speaker 2: Someone say your laugh is exactly like Mautley's And.

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Speaker 8: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Craig. That's a great one. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 8: No Worries was the other one? Mary Melodies.

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Speaker 3: Was ye?

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Speaker 2: Mary Melodies out the front of the stoop on a

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Speaker 11: Yeah, four o'clock every weekday.

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Speaker 8: Have a good day.

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Speaker 3: Excellent.

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Speaker 2: Great to have that reunion for you too. Maybe we

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Speaker 2: can do a longer cut for the podcast. Thank god

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Speaker 2: we had that cock every weekday. Just shut it down. Patsy,

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Speaker 2: poor old Jim Money still there. I'm now getting self conscious.

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Speaker 2: I've turned four monthly this morning, Chris going, Chris, good morning, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're good Chris. And who's your cartoon character for us?

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Speaker 8: Popeye?

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Speaker 2: You got impression?

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Speaker 12: Where's new spinach?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? Chris? We'll have to send you Bryce.

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Speaker 2: When was the last time we all heard a good,

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Speaker 2: honest Popeye impression? I don't think since I turned team.

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Speaker 2: But good for you, Chris, Thank you, going to send

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Speaker 2: you a prize, Christopher keeping Popeye's memory alive. Let's got

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Speaker 2: a Jim Jim Bye.

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Speaker 8: Christian.

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Speaker 2: Jim. Hello, sorry Jim. And who's your cartoon character? Mate? Yes? Seventy?

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Speaker 2: Sam off? You go? Have you got a Yosemite in you?

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Speaker 2: A rabbit?

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Speaker 1: A rabbit?

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Speaker 2: Very angry man?

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Speaker 3: What you hey?

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Speaker 2: Then? Rabbit? Jim? Thank you very much. Let's go to Jared.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Jared, Good morning, coome oning Jared, welcome for

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Speaker 2: the show. And what's the cartoon character for our eight said?

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Speaker 8: I've got a prime?

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Speaker 2: Oh off you go?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 2: But rollouty more Sean Connery. There, let's try again. Maybe

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Speaker 2: it's the phone service, wasn't Maybe it's the phone service, Jared,

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Speaker 2: Maybe try a game.

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Speaker 1: Otto by rollout more?

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Speaker 2: Short gunnery every time we're at a bies we're from

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Speaker 2: Cybertrian not even the far from her continent, is it?

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Speaker 2: But thank you Jones for trying. And one findal one

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Speaker 2: that squeeze Brian and Brian. Hello, Hello there, Brian, he's Brian.

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Speaker 12: Patti.

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Speaker 9: It was definitely Mary Melody's.

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Speaker 12: Yes, you're right, and I thought I thought in lieu

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Speaker 8: Appropriate with Nelson for Simpsons.

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Speaker 1: That seem.

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Speaker 2: Gotcha love this stuff, Brian, Thank you for cooling.

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Speaker 14: Brier.

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Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every single day this week. Good news, one thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: worth of free for you to win.

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Speaker 9: Maybe you can pump that car a big bit.

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Speaker 3: I just saw a star.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you can pump my car.

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Speaker 1: Who's dad at the bowser.

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Speaker 2: Right now? Seven eleven? You can earn double Velocity points

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Speaker 2: on fuel, food and more offerings. Second of my tecencies

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Speaker 2: and exclusions apply every day this week we're crossing live

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Speaker 2: to a seven eleven where Jack's uncle Pete Post is working.

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Speaker 2: And uh, yesterday, I've got a funny feeling he might

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Speaker 2: have seen a star, but he's very vague with who

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Speaker 2: he thinks he saw. So if you recognize the star,

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Speaker 2: you can call him when the one thousand dollars worth

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Speaker 2: of free fuel this morning.

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Speaker 9: Pete, are you there, Christian, my old buddy, How are.

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Speaker 15: You on mere?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Busy again? Someone's coming in.

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Speaker 9: He's a busy morning here at seven eleven, but not

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Speaker 9: too busy. You'd have to weigh in line the way.

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Speaker 2: Of that seven eleven coffee. Someone come in with.

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Speaker 9: The Tradees, that's right, he's happy with these doubles.

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Speaker 5: Are lotting points there, nice saying.

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Speaker 2: Good every points, count points, make points, make five. You

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Speaker 2: got him, my fraank, You got it. Now listen, just

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Speaker 2: way for that trade, to get that big old coffee.

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Speaker 2: And he's on his way any and that you He

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Speaker 2: double parked it outside again that one? Sorry weight, Just

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Speaker 2: let me finish it off. Oh that's better now listen, Pete,

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Speaker 2: I know, Pete, we've got a problem.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: All I got emo here? Complaint really from listener Christen

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Speaker 2: about yesterday's one Uncle Jack's fuel giveaway needs to do

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Speaker 2: more research and his clues. Matt Damon wouldn't drive in

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Speaker 2: a ferrari as Pete said. The reference was to the

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Speaker 2: movie Forward Versus Ferrari. Matt Damon played Carol Shelby only

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Speaker 9: Yeah, now, I'm just remembering now, Christian, I am just

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Speaker 9: it's that time of morning when the sun is coming

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Speaker 9: in from a certain angle. Yes, it's a common mistakedake.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you're busy. Who did you see yesterday?

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Speaker 12: Oh Christian, you wouldn't believe I had him here yesterday.

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Speaker 9: You would have been so excited, young, young Christian would

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Speaker 9: have been so excited.

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Speaker 2: But I can't remember his name.

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Speaker 10: Oh no, I guess it all.

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Speaker 9: Right, Christian. He's a big, huge sportster. But I can't

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Speaker 9: tell you which sport it was because I can't even remember.

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Speaker 9: Do you know I'm terrible with sports. I'm always getting

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Speaker 9: mixed up. I can't remember. But big sports star. And

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Speaker 9: then he came in and he was buying spices, and

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Speaker 9: I thought to myself, who is he buying spices? He

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Speaker 9: must love spices.

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Speaker 2: A big sports star he loves If it is, I

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Speaker 2: think it is be quite a few years ago.

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Speaker 9: He's not playing sports anymore.

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Speaker 2: But contemporary Pete No One can Christian. I don't think

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Speaker 2: he walks in the nineties and just walked him by

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Speaker 2: the sound of it, Christian, I will say this.

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Speaker 3: I will say this, like the height of his fame.

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Speaker 9: He made a movie. They made it a movie about him,

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Speaker 9: starring Kira Nightley.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember his same Well, he must be thick,

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Speaker 2: because it couldn't be any more obvious.

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Speaker 8: Bete, Christian, come on, we're a were now old friends here.

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Speaker 9: Don't get angry and Uncle Painter.

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Speaker 2: Got slapped. He's threatening me. He's a vessel of.

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Speaker 9: Love, Peter Christian, As I always say, if one of

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Speaker 9: your listeners can help me out and figure out who

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Speaker 9: this is, I can't do it. You can't do it.

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Speaker 9: Only the listeners can help us. And I'll give him

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Speaker 9: a thousand dollars worth of fuel.

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Speaker 2: No, you're a good man. Straight out the chill again.

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Speaker 3: No, not adding my own money, because that's how much

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Speaker 3: it's annoying me that I can't think of you saved

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Speaker 3: got cha?

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Speaker 2: Well it's worth it, isn't it? Just on a piece

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Speaker 2: of mind, Pete. There's it.

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Speaker 9: I'll sleep well at night if I can remember this

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Speaker 9: big SuperStar's name name to day.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Who doesn't want free fuel?

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Speaker 2: Right now? One thousand dollars worth every single day there's

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Speaker 2: says seven eleven, And right now at seven eleven you

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Speaker 2: can earn double velocity points on fuel, food and more.

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Speaker 2: Our friends made the second tacencies and exclusions apply, he said.

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Speaker 2: This week were chanting Chuck's uncle, Pete Post, who works

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Speaker 2: for all seven eleven, and quite a few different ones

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Speaker 2: all over the place, and they just got to guess

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Speaker 2: who the famous person was that came in yesterday. Pete,

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Speaker 2: you're still.

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Speaker 9: There, yeah, Christian, I cannot I've only worked at seven

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Speaker 9: eleven for a couple of weeks now, and I cannot

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Speaker 9: believe the big aless stars that we get at seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt Damon filling up yesterday, now big one today, now.

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Speaker 8: Another shoe one.

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Speaker 9: BIG's Matt Damon even, I guess some would say, yeah,

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Speaker 9: but I can't.

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Speaker 2: Remember his name all right? The clues once more.

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Speaker 9: He's a big sports star. And he came in buying spices,

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Speaker 9: and he actually muttered something about I really like spices,

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Speaker 9: and I thought that's a clue then, and then I

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Speaker 9: was remembering. As he was walking out, I said to myself.

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Speaker 9: He was in a big movie they made about him,

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Speaker 9: starring Kira Knightley. But I can't remember his name, and

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Speaker 9: only Christian or his listeners can help me.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm drawing a blank. Let's try Jody here, Jody whoa, Oh.

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Speaker 10: My god, Jody, God, he's David beckhams yes, Jody.

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Speaker 12: Now remember David Beckham?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, a sports from about twenty years ago.

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Speaker 9: Wowe, And that's right. He would buy spices because he

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Speaker 9: loved spices, A posh spy. Victoria Beckham.

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Speaker 2: Why the word?

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Speaker 5: Gee?

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Speaker 10: I can't believe you didn't realize what was him, considering

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Speaker 10: how good looking is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't believe. I can't believe it's beautiful.

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Speaker 9: I know, and I knew who was Joney, don't get

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Speaker 9: me wrong. I knew who was straight away, but I

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Speaker 9: couldn't remember the name.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Jony, well done. You want a thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: worth of free fuel?

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Speaker 13: Thank you so much, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All right, Pete, we catch up tomorrow.

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Speaker 9: Oh, I'm going to speak to you Christian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and who knows, maybe someone famous will come in

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Speaker 2: today from the nineties, or maybe maybe a bit more contemporary.

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Speaker 2: I get the feeling today.

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Speaker 9: I'm always shocked. I don't know who's coming in.

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Speaker 5: I never know who.

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Speaker 2: No, I know for a fact it'll be someone contemporary today.

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Speaker 2: Maybe oh no, maybe speak. I'll call you after the show.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I think laptops, computers, tablets, and phones should have

534
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Speaker 2: some kind of breathalyzer where if you are over the limit,

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Speaker 2: you can't send any DMS, you can't text, no drunken calls,

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Speaker 2: and no ordering anything online as well, because if you've

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Speaker 2: ever ordered anything under the influence, it doesn't go very well.

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Speaker 2: About two weeks ago, was saying how we were going

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Speaker 2: to a wine tasting on a Friday night and loads

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Speaker 2: are different. Wis you try and at the end, if

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Speaker 2: you order immediately, you get heavy discounts. This is great.

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Speaker 2: There's too my wife and I really know, I order

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Speaker 2: some now and I will slow now drink and save money.

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Speaker 2: That's this brilliant. I didn't have my glasses and I

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Speaker 2: had been drinking. I've been tasting wine or Friday night,

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Speaker 2: and so I rushed rushy sort of filled out this form,

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Speaker 2: and then about five days later I saw the delivery van.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't been waiting outside the house for like five days.

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Speaker 2: When's he coming? When's he coming? Come in, Chrissy, have

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Speaker 2: your dinner?

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Speaker 3: Give you here? Soon?

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Speaker 2: Come out bringing the sleigh round. Anyway, he turns up

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Speaker 2: and this little delivery guy gets out. I went, oh,

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Speaker 2: do you want to hand because I thought I'd ordered

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Speaker 2: a two cases, so one of these two different wines.

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Speaker 2: He goes, no, no, we won't need that. He hops

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Speaker 2: up the back and he hands me just two bottles

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Speaker 2: of wine. There's like, there's those And I went, who's

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Speaker 2: this for? And he goes, these are the ones you ordered?

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Speaker 2: I went, I didn't. Thought things aren't going very well

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Speaker 2: at gold Who goes your wine tasting? And they were like,

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Speaker 2: people are ordering cases and cases. I thought i'd order

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Speaker 2: two cases. I ordered too, that has a break open

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Speaker 2: a case to get old Daddy Oceans surplus. It was

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Speaker 2: a thirteenth to wife.

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Speaker 3: If you just wanted to, couldn't you have just taken

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Speaker 3: it on the day?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Carry them out?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and you know when you've made such a forty

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Speaker 2: of yourself, As said a wife, I can't call and

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Speaker 2: explain what happened. I don't want to any part of

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Speaker 2: this can you to him in another room? When I

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Speaker 2: held my wife going out, she threw me under the

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Speaker 2: us straight away. He's embarrassed to call you philm Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you guys thought it was on too. Rio has got

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Speaker 2: an amazing story about what your friend did ordering under

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Speaker 2: the influence. This is incredible confidence. After Friday Night's big win.

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Speaker 6: Yes, just after Buddy sick, these thousands and the Swan's destroyed,

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Speaker 6: along and probably a skinful of beers. My mate Matt

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Speaker 6: at two thirty am decided to pull the trigger on

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Speaker 6: Grand Final flights from Sydney to Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't think he was probably alone. Actually, if

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Speaker 2: you look Tom Virgin and contests and stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: there were whole load of people that went big on.

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Speaker 1: That Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Our producer Thomas a selling him out. A mate of

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Speaker 2: Hiss who when he was a bit tipsy about one am,

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Speaker 2: want a cheeseburger, so went online. Thought he'd up grade

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Speaker 2: that cheeseburger. Almost have a brand new meat grinder. So

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Speaker 2: it can never be in that situation ever. Again, she's

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Speaker 2: noble to have to come to me. Oh grind my

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Speaker 2: own patties. Give a man officially for a day teach

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Speaker 2: a man to be What if you ordered under the

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Speaker 2: influence Joe? Good morning, morning Christian.

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Speaker 1: How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good Joe, welcome to the show. So what happened

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Speaker 2: to you?

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Speaker 14: Well, I'd had a good day on the horses and

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Speaker 14: I was about five hundred dollars up and a couple

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Speaker 14: of celebration drinks later on and ordered a cricket back

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Speaker 14: for what I thought was five hundred dollars but there

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Speaker 14: was five hundred British pounds and ended up costing me

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Speaker 14: about fifteen hundred.

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Speaker 2: So wow, well it's an expensive bat cricket Australian bring

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Speaker 2: it didn't play? Joe? Have you still got it? Or

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Speaker 2: did you cancel the order?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 14: Still, it turns out it's an absolutely amazing bat. But

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Speaker 14: my face was a bit of a frown for the

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Speaker 14: make sure I looked at the fifteen hune bugs.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to come with an actual pack Cummings. Was

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Speaker 2: it marketed as actual amazing bat? Well, I got no choice.

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Speaker 2: It's actually amazing. That's great, Joe, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You cool. Have a good day mate. Oh als, guys,

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Speaker 2: Brad's good morning.

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Speaker 5: There you go, they're good.

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Speaker 8: Brad's you will yeah, no very well, thank you yourself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, looking good and Bradett, what happened to you?

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Speaker 2: Under the influence uh.

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Speaker 5: Me and my wife will plan it the gall and

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Speaker 5: see kids right, and they canceled the ticket. So after

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Speaker 5: quite a few babies this particular night, ended up getting

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Speaker 5: a line and purchasing some Cold Chisel tickets, not realizing

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Speaker 5: I've just gone here click done when we actually turned up.

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Speaker 5: Didn't realize that we actually clicked the front rope normally.

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Speaker 2: A venue map, don't you and it's flipping stages it

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Speaker 2: says stage in big level. Yeah yeah, Jimmy man, I

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Speaker 2: did say.

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Speaker 5: I had quite a few so I didn't know what

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Speaker 5: I was doing. I'm my computer savvy so yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: So but now it turned out good because kids canceled

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Speaker 5: their tour and I was kind of disappointed, but that

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Speaker 5: wasn't disappointed at all. When I saw Cold Tizzle again,

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Speaker 5: I bet that was great.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Chat to more of you want to come and do

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Speaker 2: in this next week next Thursday, putting on our stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy night. But it's for you if you've never

641
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Speaker 2: done standard comedy before, had had been scared off by

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Speaker 2: worried about heckling. There are there's one golden rule, no heckling,

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Speaker 2: and a new one just turned the last twenty four hours,

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Speaker 2: no heckling and no slapping as well. Please so well,

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Speaker 2: we're getting into that after eight o'clock. Right now, I

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Speaker 2: want to know what you've ordered under the influence Michelle.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Michelle, Oh, good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: I went on a trip to Africa and I was

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Speaker 10: one of my stop offs with South Africa. So that

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Speaker 10: was the last part of the trip that I had

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Speaker 10: to plan. And I'd had a few drinks and I thought, yep,

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Speaker 10: better get this accommodation sorted out. And I went on

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Speaker 10: went onto you know, booking dot com and was having

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Speaker 10: a look and I thought, wow, a pineapple plantation in

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Speaker 10: South Africa. I didn't know I had pineapple plantations. I thought,

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Speaker 10: I'm my daughter all loved that. So so I booked

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Speaker 10: the accommodation and uh was all well, all excited. That

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Speaker 10: was the final leg of the trip that I had

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Speaker 10: to sort out. And then the next day, when I

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Speaker 10: was sober, I realized that the pineapple plantation was in

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Speaker 10: South America and we were going to South Africa.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean where the pineapples are Hemisphere, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: but not where you want said to go? What so

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Speaker 2: what happened?

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Speaker 10: Look, they were great, I have ranked them.

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Speaker 2: Out, went delicious, fresh right off the tree.

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Speaker 10: At the problem said essay, you know South America, South Africa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to help, They're got to help us

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Speaker 2: drown people out.

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Speaker 10: So we didn't take a detail it to South Africa.

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Speaker 10: I sorry to South America. We we went on to

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Speaker 10: South Africa.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even sure if you've got it right where

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Speaker 2: you were meant to me, to be honest. I always

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Speaker 2: wonder how many people have got the confused with Tellermarine

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Speaker 2: and thought that was Melbourne and books of that. That

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Speaker 2: must have happened so many times. Michelle, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: She cool Matte. You have a good day, No way

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Speaker 2: you thanks LIZI good morning, Liz, Yes, good morning Gos.

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Speaker 11: Yes, my husband are at the pub one night just

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Speaker 11: before Bathurst. It was and my husband, who has so

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Speaker 11: much memorability and I keep chatting no more, came to

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Speaker 11: me and he says, oh look, he says, yeah, but

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Speaker 11: we buy this and he found online. I said, yere

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Speaker 11: go for it, and you sure. Year go for it.

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Speaker 11: So he bought it, and then when I sort of

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Speaker 11: saved it up and looked at it, it was two

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Speaker 11: thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Right. First of all, you should not be ordering anything

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Speaker 2: in a pub. They should jam Wi Fi signals even

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Speaker 2: I right at home. What you do that under the

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Speaker 2: influence in a pub you got no business? That doesn't

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Speaker 2: make any sense that the stuff on draft and things

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Speaker 2: widely available on you find one click week credit card.

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Speaker 2: So what was the memorability your husband did have? What's

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Speaker 2: he into?

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Speaker 11: It was a Craig Oh, he's into motorsport, he's in

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Speaker 11: the pishore with motorsport. But it was a Craig Lounds

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Speaker 11: driving suit with all his wings and everything around it,

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Speaker 11: and it was just appropriate.

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Speaker 3: It's full size. It's as big as a man.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well no, it's sort of a Grand Guineas suit.

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Speaker 11: It's small.

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Speaker 2: Is that the size under small? There was Chi and

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Speaker 2: then there was Grand.

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Speaker 11: It's around about four foot five bout three.

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Speaker 2: So when he just saunted up to the bar and

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Speaker 2: one is waiting to get served, he's I don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Craig lowns race suit. Those peers mate on a high

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Speaker 2: end auction, right, now to the pool room. Yes, and

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Speaker 2: did he get the suit or did he cancel the order?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 11: No, it's framed in a frame.

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Speaker 2: Please we need to see a photo of this.

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Speaker 11: I can send it to you.

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Speaker 2: Has he did he even try to get it on

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Speaker 2: or was it really small?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 11: No, it's it's in a frame.

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Speaker 9: You can't try idea that.

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Speaker 3: He's working around the house.

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Speaker 2: Doing the hoovering, emptying, the dishwashing, and get my money's

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Speaker 2: worth a race car, drive a repco. I don't I

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Speaker 2: talk about it just to get host clean off the

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Speaker 2: old supercar.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I wish I hadn't just looked, but I just saw

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Speaker 2: some click bait. It said Piers Morgan, and I should

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Speaker 2: have been stronger. Guess what he's defending Will Smith? Of

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Speaker 2: course he is. If you ever't want to know which

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Speaker 2: sube of rate you don't want to be on, it's

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Speaker 2: the Piers Morgan one. I done the same thing. Didn't

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Speaker 2: affair my wife anytime. I'm gladly buy Will Smith a drink.

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Speaker 2: He's always like rent to rent you know what is

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Speaker 2: in say? Like karaoke? All right? One last cool? Then

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Speaker 2: about ordering under the influence. We've got Stuart. Hello Stewart,

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Speaker 2: good morning Christion. Hey you going guys, I'm good, sure,

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Speaker 2: welcome to a show.

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Speaker 12: So okay. So, after a big night on the piers

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Speaker 12: watching the Mighty Hawks win the footy, I won two

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Speaker 12: options on eBay for a laptop for my daughter's Christmas present.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, did you need to laptops? Were you trying

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Speaker 2: to win two or no?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 12: I only needed one. So yes. I woke up the

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Speaker 12: next morning and checked my boy account and had two

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Speaker 12: laptops at the Princely Summer's twelve hundred dollars or something

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Speaker 12: like that. So wow, and the missus was not happy

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Speaker 12: the next morning.

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Speaker 2: All right, Stuart, thank you very much, you cure you

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Speaker 2: have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So next Thursday nights obviously you've got the Melbourne Comedy

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Speaker 2: Festival opens this Thursday. Support comedy It's back. They were

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Speaker 2: horrendous company is they need you to go out and

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Speaker 2: see them. There are some brilliant, brilliant shows. If you

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00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 2: want some recommendations, we'll give some of the next couple

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Speaker 2: of days. There some great comedians here in Melbourne again

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Speaker 2: for the amazing comedy festival. I urge you to go

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Speaker 2: out and return to go and see live comedy. We're

761
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Speaker 2: doing some live comedy, I say we it's actually you

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Speaker 2: guys are doing live comedy. Then next Thursday night week

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Speaker 2: Thursday April seventh, we've had our own venue. It's a

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Speaker 2: great room in sink Kilda, the local taphouse where they

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Speaker 2: do a brilliant comedy night every Monday night, where professional

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Speaker 2: comedians go out and try new material. So I wanted

767
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Speaker 2: to be there. It's a really cozy, intimate room. There

768
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Speaker 2: are literally are sofas and armchairs are the front row,

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Speaker 2: and you'll be on stage. You'll be in stand up

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Speaker 2: for time. This is a night for you. If you've

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Speaker 2: never done stand it before, you've always you've always thought,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'd love to give it a go, And

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Speaker 2: then the next thought is I can't. What would happen

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Speaker 2: if I'd be If I was heckled, it would destroy me.

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Speaker 2: The golden rule is no heckling. And obviously we take

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Speaker 2: us read most of us know how to behave you

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Speaker 2: know it strikes someone If you don't like any of they' chokes.

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Speaker 3: No approaching the stage, you stay in the seats.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna have snipers around the place that

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Speaker 2: will take a clean shot if they say it on

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Speaker 2: my command. Okay, you just sit down and you yuck

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Speaker 2: it up. That's all we need you to do. Come

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Speaker 2: next Thursday, all right, So if you do fancy doing it,

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Speaker 2: there are a couple of spots left already. We've got

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Speaker 2: like four. We've got a fifteen year old teenager Gus

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Speaker 2: who tomorrow night me and him having a zoom session

787
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Speaker 2: and go through his step. Tonight, me and the super

788
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Speaker 2: grand Debbie. We've got an online date at six o'clock.

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Speaker 2: She's performing for me. She's doing her stand up routine.

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Speaker 2: So everyone's coming along very well. At the moment, we've

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Speaker 2: got four people on the bill. There are spots for

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Speaker 2: a few more. So if you really wanted to do this,

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Speaker 2: we will help you out. It's another week and a

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Speaker 2: half away. I am very excited to say as well.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I had a very exciting meeting with a young

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Speaker 2: promising stand up comedian who wants to give it a

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Speaker 2: go as well for his first time, which is Jack Post.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Christian for putting me on the bill.

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Speaker 2: That's quite all right, hey, he took me through someone's

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Speaker 2: material it's very very good. So Jackie Boy is going

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Speaker 2: to be there as well. So if you want to

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Speaker 2: come along and do stand up for the first time

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Speaker 2: ever in a way that is the best kind of

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Speaker 2: way for you to try it. I guarantee you will

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Speaker 2: have a good experience. We're not gonna put you up

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Speaker 2: there unless we've done some work with you. You will

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Speaker 2: have a good time up there.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you've ever thought about doing stand up before, we

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Speaker 2: have the perfect night for you next week. We're guaranteeing

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Speaker 2: this no heckling, one God rule, no heckling. We will

812
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: help you out with your set up there. It's a

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Speaker 2: night for people who've never done stand up before. I'll

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Speaker 2: be hosting it. Jack's giving it a go as well.

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Speaker 2: I urge you if you have thought about it, it

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Speaker 2: will never be a better opportunity and invitation to do this.

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Speaker 2: You're in a room where it's going to be your

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Speaker 2: family and friends and big hearted listeners everyone listened to

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Speaker 2: the show who respect what you're doing and will be

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Speaker 2: a really welcoming, friendly audience for you. I promise you.

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one four three. Sam's emailed in Christian,

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Speaker 2: my wife has nudged me to give it emailing you

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Speaker 2: about the stetup not I'd love to give it a go.

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Speaker 2: If you're still looking with people we are I heard

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Speaker 2: you talking about it last week.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: I keep thinking and maybe our email, maybe an email,

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Speaker 2: I finally am Sam. I will contact you today. Christian.

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Speaker 2: I'm an old boiler librarian, juggling, aging mother in law,

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Speaker 2: self absorbed teenagers, with a husband that's trapped in the

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Speaker 2: work matrix. I seek a reason to sit down and

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Speaker 2: finish a cold cup of tea. I remember that life

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Speaker 2: isn't a drudge but funny. It's a feeling I want

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Speaker 2: to reclaim. I think this could be it. That's from Sabina.

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Speaker 2: This is a lovely email from Kelly Christian. I make

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Speaker 2: friends everywhere I go. I've always wanted to do stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy. I'm so nervous, but I really really would

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Speaker 2: love to be the next Thursday. Studied archaeology and have

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Speaker 2: called your show once. Had a great chat with you

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Speaker 2: about the Scorpion King. Join a segment of five to

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Speaker 2: Bit Tuesday. If it's about Egypt. We definitely had that

842
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Speaker 2: chat about the Scorpion King. One of the biggest things

843
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Speaker 2: that ever happened to me, besides moving all the way

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Speaker 2: to Australia from America twenty years ago, was to get cancer.

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Speaker 2: Three years ago I had breast cancer, and although it

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00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: was harrowing, I often had the lovely nurses laughing as

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Speaker 2: I tried my best to find humor in everything. I'll

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Speaker 2: be the first one to tell you that since they

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Speaker 2: took a large chunk out of my breast out, they

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Speaker 2: also performed a little bit of a lyft in the

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Speaker 2: rebear process. It swings and roundabouts and my right boob, Christian,

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Speaker 2: I can tell you look spectacular, Kelly, this stand up.

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Speaker 2: You've been through that stand up, I'd be easy to

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Speaker 2: be a cake walk for you, Kelly. Check your emails

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Speaker 2: or emailed you back very early this morning, very excitedly

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Speaker 2: after getting your email. I think you'd be tremendous up there.

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Speaker 2: I think you'd love it. Chantal, Hello, hello Chantel, So

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Speaker 2: stand up?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I think love to give it a go. I mean,

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Speaker 15: I'm terrified of public seating, but I've sort of, you know,

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Speaker 15: used to be the person that would you know, get

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Speaker 15: out and do things, be spontaneous and five things ago

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Speaker 15: and I sort of stopped doing that for a while

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Speaker 15: and overthought a lot of things and got worried a lot.

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Speaker 13: So I want to go back and be that person

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Speaker 13: again who goes out.

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Speaker 12: And just you know, this goes.

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Speaker 15: My friend's going on trip to America. Hell yeah, I'll go,

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Speaker 15: or you.

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Speaker 13: Know, start a thirty person raven school camp, or you

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Speaker 13: know too crazy stuff like that, like sign up to

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Speaker 13: ninja classes or just two there is this real Yeah

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Speaker 13: it is all right, I'll go along.

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Speaker 5: So yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes in life we lose sight of who we

876
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 2: really are, don't we you know, just things happening. You

877
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: lose your confidence. I know what that's like, Chantelle. So

878
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: and now stand up in you. Here's what your homework

879
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: is today or the next two days, Chantelle. If you're

880
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 2: really interested, this is what I need you to do.

881
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 2: You don't have to do it, but if you want

882
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 2: to have a try and think about two or three

883
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 2: stories right that you would get excited about if you

884
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: were to imagine sharing them next week at the stand

885
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 2: up night. Just two or three stories, no more, and

886
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 2: then write them down, have a look at them, see

887
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 2: if they still make you smile. There might be stories

888
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: that you've told friends before. Everyone has a good story

889
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: and there is at least one, and then email it

890
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 2: to me.

891
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, I agree with that, all right.

892
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 2: And then we go from there.

893
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 11: Awesome, thanks so much, all.

894
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: Right, Chantelle, good luck. I look forward to getting your email.

895
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, Bye, Cassie, Hi, Christian.

896
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: How are you, Cassie. Cassie, Cassie, I've been Dina speed

897
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 2: to you. You emailed me a couple of days ago.

898
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: I loved your email. Tell us about yourself, Cassie.

899
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 13: Ah, yes, I'm stilly, your old Tinder mum.

900
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 11: So I have two children.

901
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 10: Actually, I'm sorry.

902
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 15: I'm not silly yet.

903
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:49,919
Speaker 11: I'm body still sorry I have lied on Tinder. So yeah,

904
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 11: I just want to join the comedy.

905
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 15: I think, I know.

906
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 11: I make people laugh, and it's sort of I'm tweaking

907
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 11: at the palms at the moment just talking to you.

908
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 2: So I stand up is a full on thing. Okay,

909
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: there's a reason why ninety nine point nine percent of

910
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: the people would never do it.

911
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 4: You know.

912
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: It is nerve wracking, but it sounds like you've got

913
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 2: a lot going on that could be funny up there.

914
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 8: Ah, Look, it's not just my.

915
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 11: My Tinder at the moment, I'm in lockdown.

916
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 12: My kids have just.

917
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 10: Tested positive to COVID, and I also have a dog

918
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 10: with a broken Footpooth, So I have so many things

919
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 10: going on at the moment that it was.

920
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: The country and Western song.

921
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, thought of like that, isn't it days?

922
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 2: If you got an ISO, you're not breaking out to

923
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: come to this gig.

924
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 4: No.

925
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 10: No, we just tested on Sunday, Sunday night, so.

926
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Speaker 11: The comedy night will be like my release back into society.

927
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: Well, look, Cassie, the same as Chantelle, Then why don't

928
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 2: you jump down a couple of stories whatever you whatever

929
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: it is, whether it's about the which I would urge

930
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 2: you to write about, the Tinder thing heart and also

931
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 2: something else as well, just till three of them email

932
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: them to me and then we go from there. Sounds great, awesome.

933
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 2: Why don't Cassie thank you for still speaking to us

934
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 2: even with his sweaty palms by I love a sweaty palmer.

935
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

936
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 2: It's so rare that I get to have something one

937
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: up on one of my kids because they know everything,

938
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: They're across everything. He just found out that last year

939
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 2: my fifteen year old. I know this makes me sound

940
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 2: very pathetic, but I am. My fifteen year old texts

941
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 2: me going, did you know? Did you know that Will

942
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: Smith slept Chris Rock at the Oscars? And I'm like,

943
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: everyone knows everybody that was Yes, Oh my god, it's

944
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 2: im mezing. Even I haven't said. My dad even emailed

945
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: me saying, have you have you seen this? I think

946
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: he presumes that we don't get an international news feed.

947
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 2: I think when he when he sees me into in

948
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 2: a weekend after time picks me up for the airport,

949
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: he's going to have holding news papers because I haven't

950
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: seen him in three years. For the last three years,

951
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: it's son, there's so much to catch up on.

952
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 3: I'll have to explain to you who Will Smith is,

953
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 3: who Chris Rock is, and then what happened at this

954
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: thing called the Oscars?

955
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: Now, what is going on with you? You obviously have

956
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: your family over you. I serve family over from America.

957
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very busy. Household is the best way to.

958
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 2: Because we should just remind people, you have a what

959
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: is he now? Fifteen day old son?

960
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's only two weeks old, so already there's a lot.

961
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: Of how is Gordon going by the way.

962
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: He's going quick, he's gone great. He's just he's not complaining.

963
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 3: This is the best way I can put it. He's

964
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: not explaining.

965
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: He can't speak. He's got words, he doesn't.

966
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 3: Cry a lot, but he just doesn't want to sleep.

967
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 3: He just eyes are always just peering around, peering around.

968
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: And when you're begging to him, please please please go

969
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 3: to sleep in the middle of the night, all he

970
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 3: can do is watch you.

971
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 2: Are you trying to find the positive?

972
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 8: Do it?

973
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: We when we had that with our kids, So you

974
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 2: know what, maybe one day would be grateful. This is

975
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 2: probably not very intelligent people very perceptive of this room,

976
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 2: waiting to see that at the moment, know that Chris

977
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: Rocks thing opened.

978
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: So already the nights the knights feel long, and the

979
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,959
Speaker 3: house is packed. There's people everywhere, great people, great people.

980
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: Can we just say take a moment great shout out

981
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: to the in law's great people. The Venezuelans are over

982
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 2: so this mum, dad.

983
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 3: The sister, yep, And they are saying in a hotel nearby.

984
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: But they're not really want to be at the hotel ever,

985
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 3: they just want to be the hell.

986
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 2: They're not respecting territories. So it's been an incursion.

987
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 3: It's a small house that feels.

988
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: Busy to the brim, busy, but good people in the busy.

989
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 3: Yesterday I was said that I was chauffeuring, and back

990
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 3: and forth, back and forth. They don't want to get taxis.

991
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 3: They want to get ubers. Who knows why. It doesn't

992
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 3: matter if it's not brought up.

993
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 2: If you like this, you'll be a fun You got

994
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 2: to hang out with the perfect son in law.

995
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 3: So yesterday I said, why didn't you take Yank's car?

996
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 3: You can drive the golf to and from the hotel and.

997
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: Had to play with the old breaks. You really put

998
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 2: the foot down, really open it up.

999
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 3: Something happened.

1000
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, something happened. Okay, hang on this some sort

1001
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 2: of alibi. You laying down and I was with you, Christian,

1002
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: I didn't see. Yesterday afternoon, my.

1003
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 3: Father in law walks in for dinner after they'd already

1004
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 3: been to lunch, went back to the hotel for a

1005
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 3: bit and then came back for dinner.

1006
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 2: So who's making dinner for them? Gordon?

1007
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 3: No, they actually they made dinner. They bought the very

1008
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 3: it's lovely. No, we had salmon. It's very healthy, very

1009
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 3: very tasty.

1010
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 2: But got you come on this way? You when you

1011
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: get to cook salmon on Monday, you would like this salmon.

1012
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 3: It was very good. Father in law comes in and said,

1013
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 3: there's been a accident, small accident. Keep emphasizing the words small,

1014
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: very small, very small. Kept doing this with these fingers.

1015
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 2: Tiny a tiny accent means the same amount of paperwork.

1016
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: You can hardly see it. Miniscule, miniscule. Then there's conversations

1017
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 3: about the insurance company knew, who's in the right, who's

1018
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 3: in the wrong. I thought in America you're allowed to

1019
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 3: turn left. In Australia are not allowed to turn right.

1020
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: Well, you're a long way from home, my friends.

1021
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 3: So that consumed most of the night.

1022
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 2: At one point, how big is of damage? Did you

1023
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 2: go on and have a look.

1024
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: It is well to our car as a minuscule to

1025
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 3: the other car. He's saying that some kind of fender bender.

1026
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 3: To be continued.

1027
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 2: Sounds like you need to call Sheen Panel Service today, come.

1028
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 3: To the rescue. So this is day two of three weeks.

1029
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 3: I want to say, good, good people, but.

1030
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:39,240
Speaker 2: Just good people, busy in the house, busy. To be continued.

1031
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1032
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: This time yesterday when we were just sort of counted

1033
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: down to the oscars, whom I win and stuff like that,

1034
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: the big talk was about whether Zelensky would be part

1035
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 2: of it. Sean Pam was starting to mount down his oscars.

1036
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: Zelensky was invited to an part of it. Do you

1037
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,479
Speaker 2: think Selenski? Watch went went on and went cut the feet.

1038
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: They've got real problems there. There are only hope is

1039
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 2: p Diddy. We are at crossroads in the studio. I'm

1040
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: going to peel about the cern right now. Listener to

1041
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 2: what is going on and been going on. There's been

1042
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 2: a high level panets meeting between me and Jack. We

1043
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 2: both realized that actually the time where said we've got

1044
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: for you, You're part of it, You'll be fine. You

1045
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 2: always got up the goods we have struggled. And then

1046
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 2: I was just simply saying during the song, as everyone

1047
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 2: is keeping talking about the Chris Rock and Will Smith,

1048
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: I was just saying, did you see the headline front

1049
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 2: page of the New York Post was the photo the

1050
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 2: slap that's gone around the world was best Smackter. And

1051
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 2: I was saying, that is a good headline, you know,

1052
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 2: The only other one I had was King hit Hard, Right,

1053
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 2: So I said to you, hey, listen, all right, we

1054
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 2: haven't got good stuff here. Why don't we do alternative

1055
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 2: headlines for on Between them, I've got rapper beats, rock,

1056
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 2: criss Crossed and pursuit of slappiness.

1057
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't work fast. I'm a slow burn kind

1058
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 3: of comedy genius. I don't I don't work quick.

1059
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: He just dropped the G word everyone, comedy genius.

1060
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 3: So in a panic state, I can't come up with

1061
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: something funny, and all I've sadly written down is Will

1062
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: Smith Comma. Naughty Boy, we'll go with genius.

1063
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 2: We'll go with the other one. But I wanted to

1064
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: want the record now, and I came up with King

1065
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 2: hit Hard, Will Smith commic. Even the comic doesn't belong there.

1066
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: Naughty Boy tried listen, that comedy genius. I'm lucky. We're

1067
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: lucky to have him. He walks amongst us. All right,

1068
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: there we go Budget day everyone straight away. Everyone's budges

1069
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 2: can be really fun budget songs. Budget songs is what

1070
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 2: we're looking for today. Budget songs really just went up.

1071
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 2: Let's like raise the energy budget songs, budg it songs.

1072
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we're making a budget CD with budget songs

1073
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 2: on there. Guess who's on. I'm leaning into it now,

1074
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: guess who's on. Imagine, get hold of the Beatles. I

1075
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: can't afford paperback writer. It's pamphlet writer. It's this double

1076
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 2: a so we printed off at work. Silver, you too

1077
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: have lent a song. I still haven't found the price

1078
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 2: I'm looking for Silver King hit hard, I had keen

1079
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 2: hit hard. I'll tell you what's really expensive. A whole

1080
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: lot of love. I can't afford that. But I can't

1081
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 2: afford is a reasonable amount of love? Listen, Will Smith,

1082
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 2: come my naughty boy. Don't you be judging me today?

1083
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: Multy Silver, wonder Walmart silver plus.

1084
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: The final markdown. There'll be no more discounty, guys. This

1085
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 2: is the final markdown.

1086
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 3: That is Will. Maybe we'll be the best for get

1087
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 3: this morning. Gold.

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Speaker 2: I didn't read that. I think my my handwriting gave on.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Motel California. Yeah, Gold to expense that that

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Speaker 2: big old hotel on the hill. Yeah, what have you

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Speaker 2: got then, genius, because obviously you've had a twenty four

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Speaker 2: hours on this. Let that genius really wake up.

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Speaker 3: I've done it. I've done it wrong. I put like

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Speaker 3: financial terms into my songs. I didn't try to make

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Speaker 3: them cheaper.

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Speaker 2: Budget means, you know, discounted or financial. Yeah, it's oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: Genius is all over the place. So I've got like fruit,

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Speaker 7: I've got like three girls just want to have fun.

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Speaker 2: Googles, fruit girls, Froogles.

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Speaker 3: Bronze instead of Radio Gaga Ceafo Gaga. See obviously somebody

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Speaker 3: in the business who controls all the finest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, the rocking in the aisles, mate, Actually all

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Speaker 2: the spots are filled up. Next Thursday, Benny and the debts.

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Speaker 2: That's good silver Yeah, no, retire, all right, please help

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Speaker 2: out the show s O s King hit hardok.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcasts for the.

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Speaker 2: Best in Show for your budget songs are two hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty dollars Hayes Chocolates Hamburg to be one for

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Speaker 2: best in Show Hayes Chocolates for the most delicious gifts

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Speaker 2: this Easter. All right, so budget songs, Let's see how

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Speaker 2: you guys have got on another lego brick in the

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Speaker 2: wall gold. But I'm Josh, Lady Gogo's poker faces a

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Speaker 2: bit price seed about bingoing face.

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Speaker 3: I like silver pass.

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Speaker 2: Living la vida broker. They have given us shaw today?

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Speaker 2: What a mark ronan Keaton when you pay nothing at all?

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Speaker 2: D very good? What like an accountant? Oh no, they

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Speaker 2: followed jacksone with the financial terms silver, I believe I

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Speaker 2: can Friedenburg instead of I believe I can fry Friedenburg.

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Speaker 2: Silver then, son of a cheapscape man. Bronze, I like

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Speaker 2: big cuts and in brackets and his book butts.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. I didn't know what you were going for.

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Speaker 2: Silver, cost of living on a prayer's gone up, Glenn,

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Speaker 2: I owe you of the tiger silver plus into pub.

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Speaker 2: Can't afford again to that clumb it's sat in the pub,

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Speaker 2: into pub's great aerosmith. Don't want to spend a thing

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Speaker 2: silver plus that all the thrifty ladies silver. I see

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Speaker 2: you baby shaking that can for donation or something gold?

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Speaker 2: Why don't Jason can't afford a stair with heaven? Have

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Speaker 2: about concrete ramp? I blame us, I blame us. Smashing

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Speaker 2: pumpkins just nineteen ninety nine. You know sometimes they go

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Speaker 2: smashing bananas or something. The old I smash in these bananas.

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Speaker 3: Bronze.

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Speaker 2: I tried ninety nine cent of balloons just.

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Speaker 3: Yeah silver plus yeah, rolling in the cheap silver.

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Speaker 2: All right? Who's you in the Haigus chocolate hamper for Easter?

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Speaker 3: Congratulations to Mark Living, to Vita.

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Speaker 2: Broker, whether Marky Boy enjoy your Haig's hamper.

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