WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: The team gets ROASTED by ChatGPT 📸

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Habby Monday. Everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, girls, time here tell her Hi guys, Hey, I

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<v Speaker 3>have a question for you. I have just waltzed in

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<v Speaker 3>fresh from a little mini weekend holiday, well two nights anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>that's it's just a weekend, No, but two nights away

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<v Speaker 3>in a hotel. It's a week it's like a mini

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<v Speaker 3>weekend away and I took my kids. But I have

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<v Speaker 3>a question for you. How do you react when you

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<v Speaker 3>go into a hotel and the bathroom door, like the

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<v Speaker 3>toilet door is glass or frosted glass, Like, do you

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<v Speaker 3>buck up?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you don't buck up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the k I stayed in a hotel

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<v Speaker 2>on the weekend with my husband and.

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<v Speaker 3>The bathroom door was very poorly frosted glass. So every

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<v Speaker 3>time he went to the toilet, I could see him

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there, and I think it's changed our relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Also he saw me sitting there as well. I just

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<v Speaker 2>think it's weird.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's weird when you can see your partner

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<v Speaker 4>take it dun.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't understand why any architects would think that

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<v Speaker 3>that's a good idea. Like who woke up one day

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<v Speaker 3>and thought, you know what this hotel needs glass doors.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm European intimacy. It was like love, he's seeing they

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<v Speaker 1>must well, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think the frosting must have worn off, because I think

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<v Speaker 2>most of them are not just glass fishing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a frost expert, but I would assume an

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<v Speaker 2>architect hasn't purposely made just glass.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually it's got that semi transparent frost.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just warm, and so the frosting is in a

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<v Speaker 2>way that was a terrible funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to do charades behind the frosting glass and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like a puppet show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely a puppet show with the towel and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some fun. Okay, anyway, well of your life. Certainly not

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<v Speaker 2>what I needed. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Next, we're doing Pickup put Down. It's a Monday pickup show.

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<v Speaker 1>Staple all the big discussion points on the weekend, Britt Laurie,

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<v Speaker 1>you decide whether or not we keep going into the

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<v Speaker 1>into the week Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the very small discussion points also, Mitchy, like

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<v Speaker 2>frosted glass doors, Guys, I told you I bring the

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<v Speaker 2>hard hitting.

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<v Speaker 1>Facts nothing and quite as small as that, and have

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<v Speaker 1>a cover on this show, I right, pick up, put

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<v Speaker 1>down next welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>The big stories of the day Britain, Laurie. You need

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<v Speaker 1>to decide whether or not we carry on the conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>We pick it up, or we put it down and

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<v Speaker 1>we stop talking about it. This week, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm always ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Today we're discussing ladies and gentlemen. All you can eat buffet.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick them up. I love a buffet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite sad that there's not more sizzlers in the

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<v Speaker 2>world these days, so yes, I will say pick it up.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she was arrested at an Applebee's or you can

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<v Speaker 1>eat restaurant for disorderly conduct. Apparently there was an all

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat deal advertised and it did not specify

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<v Speaker 1>per person, so she paid one fee and then brought

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<v Speaker 1>the whole family, kids and all in to.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat for free.

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<v Speaker 4>Promoted in the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 2>Not fair.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't try to get through a loophole. You can't say, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's all you can eat. So I'm going to bring

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<v Speaker 3>an entire truck and fill it up. So I've got

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<v Speaker 3>takeaway for the next month.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what I used to do?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not proud of it, but I will admit to it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was a very young and poor backpacker, I

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<v Speaker 2>was backpacking around the world, and I didn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of money, and I was living in a van

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<v Speaker 2>with no windows. It was a removlessvan, not like a

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<v Speaker 2>cute van. I had a wooden floor and nos. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>it was picture.

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<v Speaker 4>It was freezing. I was eating in Europe and it

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<v Speaker 4>was cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Having your showers at like the local gym, no beach.

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<v Speaker 4>The beach so we used to go to. We used

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<v Speaker 4>to go to our.

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<v Speaker 2>Pizza hut with a container and would eat as much

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<v Speaker 2>as we could, and then we would feel the container

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<v Speaker 2>under the table, put a lid on it, and that

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<v Speaker 2>would be either the dinner or the next day's lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's the thing everyone has, that one person

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<v Speaker 3>who always tries to like scurry a few away.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way mum me. Yeah, all right, you too, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>really really all right? Moving on? Pickup, put down public proposal.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick them up?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that surprises me from you put it down, I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 3>put it down.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one that everyone's talking about. The NFL had. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>they did the kiss cam where they zooming on couples

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<v Speaker 2>that kiss on being so awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>A man proposed to his girlfriend and his partner immediately

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<v Speaker 1>started shaking his head.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, no, I don't want to get married.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that if you got proposed to in

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<v Speaker 2>public you would feel and a lot of people watching

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<v Speaker 2>you would feel a pressure to say yes and then

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<v Speaker 2>say no later?

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<v Speaker 4>I asked, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>You always always say yes to save grace, like to

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<v Speaker 2>save face for that person I.

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<v Speaker 4>Make you say no later.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an opinion that if you're getting married and

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<v Speaker 1>engaged in public, it's hiding the fact that your relationship

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<v Speaker 1>isn't actually that good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hot take, but I think if you are.

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<v Speaker 1>That sound and happy and confident in your own love,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need a grand.

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<v Speaker 2>Gesture to say, look, how good. It's purely for other people.

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<v Speaker 2>If Ben proposed to me my fiance, now, if he

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<v Speaker 2>proposed to me at the end of a football match,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have equally have loved that, because he knows

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<v Speaker 2>what I've said yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't care less.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was mortified. If it was private like us

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<v Speaker 2>one on one like he did it, or in a

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<v Speaker 2>football match, it.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't matter to me because at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the same end result, right, except one makes

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<v Speaker 2>you probably a beit more fair.

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<v Speaker 1>If you did it that pizza hut you're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>would you still have loved that negative? Yeah, that's the difference,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Finally, pick up, put down, remaining alert and

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<v Speaker 1>awake the whole flight. If you are sitting on the

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<v Speaker 1>aisle seat of an aeroplane.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it down. I heard about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently, if you are on the aisle seat, there's an

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<v Speaker 3>expectation that you will stay awake. And I can't even

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<v Speaker 3>stay awake in a short drive. If I'm a passenger,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my baby, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Anytime there's motion, I am asleep. So I just think

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<v Speaker 3>it is the most unreasonable request that if someone's in

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<v Speaker 3>an aisle seat.

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<v Speaker 2>You should expect them to stay awake. Why is it,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it in case of emergency or so the people

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle and the window can go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so it's not an emergency, Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the emergency, the person closest to the window needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be awake so they can rip the door open.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just so that people can get out to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>But I I stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, people's asleep on the air on the aisle. I

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<v Speaker 2>will stand up over them. But then the question is

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<v Speaker 2>do you go Do you step over their seat fanny

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<v Speaker 2>first or butt first in their face because you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to get out into the aisle, right, So do you

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<v Speaker 2>face them in the grabclaw or do you turn back?

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<v Speaker 4>It's in crab claw.

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<v Speaker 2>You try and climb over the top of them whilst

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<v Speaker 2>they're still sleeping.

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<v Speaker 4>I've climbed over heaps of people. I'm very athletic. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>you just wake them up?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I would rather.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're asking their face.

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<v Speaker 4>I can go to the barn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, I can go to the bathroom without that person

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<v Speaker 2>knowing I do not disturb their slumber. No, imagine waking

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<v Speaker 2>up pretty longlyasses in your face, what a day full,

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<v Speaker 2>mister b and Fenny forward, arms back. I would go

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<v Speaker 2>to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>I will go, but yeah, but facing.

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<v Speaker 2>Them, yeah, I always. But first, have you guys seen

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<v Speaker 2>this new trend of chat GPT absolutely roasting people's Instagram? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so good and we may or may not have

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<v Speaker 2>been roasted ourselves, all right, snaxt So the pickup, Hey, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>and Laurie. You might have seen this chat GPT roasting

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<v Speaker 2>going viral online. So if you haven't seen this, people

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<v Speaker 2>are doing this trend where you know, you can.

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<v Speaker 4>Ask chat GPT literally anything. It's AI.

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<v Speaker 2>It knows everything people are sending in their own Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>or social media profiles and getting them to tell them

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<v Speaker 2>what they think of It just based off the pictures,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's not based off.

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<v Speaker 4>Like your bio or your name or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have a look at whatever pictures are on

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<v Speaker 2>the screen and then they just roacht, how have we.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotten to the place in society where we need to

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<v Speaker 3>be paid out by artificial intelligence?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>How we gotten there? I know?

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<v Speaker 1>But isn't it sad that we don't ask our friends

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<v Speaker 1>for advice? We go, hey, computer, tell me what you

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<v Speaker 1>think about me, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what you actually think about me. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to ask you. I'm going to go and ask

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<v Speaker 2>this robot.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, I don't think I think you're missing the point.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's doing it because they actually want the computer's advice.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not going to go and change their profile based

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<v Speaker 2>on it. But it's just a bit of amusement. People

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<v Speaker 2>just don't see what they say, so I organized for

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<v Speaker 2>chat GPT to roast all of us basically, so I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what. I didn't want to know the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to producer Grace to do it, so she

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<v Speaker 2>sent them in. All I know is that one of

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<v Speaker 2>us is far worse off than the other.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what she sped back to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you think is the easiest the easiest offended, like,

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<v Speaker 3>out of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Three of us, Well, you've got kids, so I doubt

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<v Speaker 2>chat GTP is going to be like two Grommets around

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<v Speaker 2>that woman.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of photos of me with plants and

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<v Speaker 3>animals though, so that might think I live on a farm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, crazy cat lady.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got your dog Bret, but then you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful boyfriend Ben mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you have lots of hot summer photos. So like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what mine will be because I've got

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<v Speaker 2>dog stuff, I've got very unfiltered, hectic like podcast stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like sexy Chat, and then I've got some fashion stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>We just had the LOGI, so I don't know what

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<v Speaker 4>it was going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>It's CHATJTP comes to my age gap boyfriend. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>lose it.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's have a look what they say, producer Grace, what

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<v Speaker 4>do they.

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<v Speaker 2>Call that in a gay relationship when there's like a gap?

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<v Speaker 4>But that was brilliant and that was a dumb question.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see what chat GPT has to say. We are

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<v Speaker 4>going to start me Laura play.

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<v Speaker 5>This Instagram profile looks like the chaotic love child of

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<v Speaker 5>a family scrapbook and a PR campaign. Got the shiny

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<v Speaker 5>red carpet shots mixed in with the obligatory look at

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<v Speaker 5>my cute kids and pets come up as if the

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<v Speaker 5>algorithm's going to implode without both. It's like they can't

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<v Speaker 5>decide if they want to be a household name or

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<v Speaker 5>just a regular person trying to get by juice flash.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't have it both ways.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a PR campaign.

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<v Speaker 3>Slash what I'm sorry, I I think I need to

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<v Speaker 3>go to therapy with jat GPTA like they need to be.

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<v Speaker 2>My my personal I'm okay with this. That's so brutal

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<v Speaker 2>pah with family that is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I guess I will volunteers.

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<v Speaker 2>True Brits.

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<v Speaker 5>This Instagram profile looks like it's trying way too hard

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<v Speaker 5>to convince everyone that juggling podcasting red carpet events and

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<v Speaker 5>sipping green juice is the pinnacle of human achievements. It's

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<v Speaker 5>like a bizarre mix of look how glamorous my life

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<v Speaker 5>is and I'm just a down to earth girl with

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<v Speaker 5>a dog and a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically the.

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<v Speaker 5>Influencer starter pack spring of trying to stay relevant desperation.

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<v Speaker 2>I love desp a picture on there that I have

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<v Speaker 2>a dog in a smoothie. He's literally He's like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like she has a dog in a smoothie. I do

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<v Speaker 2>have a dog in a smoothie. I am a chaotic mess,

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<v Speaker 2>and you are in influencer desperation. I look like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying too hard to balance work with being humbled. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand how it can be so brutal. Isn't AI

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<v Speaker 2>meant to be non biased? No? I think that this

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<v Speaker 2>is like, you know how people do the roast like that,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the TV shows. It's proper roast, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's gonna have some really interesting things to say

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<v Speaker 2>about you, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a sneaky suspicion.

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<v Speaker 2>This is gonna be worse, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my Instagram feed roasted by chat GPT looks like

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<v Speaker 1>someone is having a mid career crisis, trying to decide

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<v Speaker 1>between being the next big radio star or a full

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<v Speaker 1>time meme. Lord from Red Carpet poses that scream look

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<v Speaker 1>at me, I dressed myself to the obligatory hot girl

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<v Speaker 1>walk flex.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a buffet of tryhard content.

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<v Speaker 5>Half the posts are just recycled radio bits and the

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<v Speaker 5>other half are shameless plugs disguised as attempts to stay relevant.

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<v Speaker 2>Bravo for the effort, though, oh well done.

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<v Speaker 4>She got a compliment to finish it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch recycled radio in a midlife crisis. I'm twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not midlife. At least he didn't attack your age gape.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh my god. Guys, this is brutal. We're all

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go and have therapy after this.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm gonna go post a smoothie in my dog.