Speaker 1: Laura, come on in.
Speaker 2: Habby Monday. Everybody.
Speaker 3: Hi, girls, time here tell her Hi guys, Hey, I
Speaker 3: have a question for you. I have just waltzed in
Speaker 3: fresh from a little mini weekend holiday, well two nights anyway,
Speaker 3: that's it's just a weekend, No, but two nights away
Speaker 3: in a hotel. It's a week it's like a mini
Speaker 3: weekend away and I took my kids. But I have
Speaker 3: a question for you. How do you react when you
Speaker 3: go into a hotel and the bathroom door, like the
Speaker 3: toilet door is glass or frosted glass, Like, do you
Speaker 3: buck up?
Speaker 4: No, you don't buck up.
Speaker 2: I was in the k I stayed in a hotel
Speaker 2: on the weekend with my husband and.
Speaker 3: The bathroom door was very poorly frosted glass. So every
Speaker 3: time he went to the toilet, I could see him
Speaker 3: sitting there, and I think it's changed our relationship.
Speaker 2: Also he saw me sitting there as well. I just
Speaker 2: think it's weird.
Speaker 4: I think it's weird when you can see your partner
Speaker 4: take it dun.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand why any architects would think that
Speaker 3: that's a good idea. Like who woke up one day
Speaker 3: and thought, you know what this hotel needs glass doors.
Speaker 1: I'm European intimacy. It was like love, he's seeing they
Speaker 1: must well, I.
Speaker 2: Think the frosting must have worn off, because I think
Speaker 2: most of them are not just glass fishing.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not a frost expert, but I would assume an
Speaker 2: architect hasn't purposely made just glass.
Speaker 4: Usually it's got that semi transparent frost.
Speaker 2: It's just warm, and so the frosting is in a
Speaker 2: way that was a terrible funny.
Speaker 1: I like to do charades behind the frosting glass and
Speaker 1: you know, like a puppet show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely a puppet show with the towel and you know,
Speaker 2: some fun. Okay, anyway, well of your life. Certainly not
Speaker 2: what I needed. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Next, we're doing Pickup put Down. It's a Monday pickup show.
Speaker 1: Staple all the big discussion points on the weekend, Britt Laurie,
Speaker 1: you decide whether or not we keep going into the
Speaker 1: into the week Okay.
Speaker 2: Some of the very small discussion points also, Mitchy, like
Speaker 2: frosted glass doors, Guys, I told you I bring the
Speaker 2: hard hitting.
Speaker 1: Facts nothing and quite as small as that, and have
Speaker 1: a cover on this show, I right, pick up, put
Speaker 1: down next welcome.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: The big stories of the day Britain, Laurie. You need
Speaker 1: to decide whether or not we carry on the conversation.
Speaker 1: We pick it up, or we put it down and
Speaker 1: we stop talking about it. This week, are you ready?
Speaker 4: I'm always ready.
Speaker 1: Today we're discussing ladies and gentlemen. All you can eat buffet.
Speaker 4: Pick them up. I love a buffet.
Speaker 2: I'm quite sad that there's not more sizzlers in the
Speaker 2: world these days, so yes, I will say pick it up.
Speaker 2: But you know what happened.
Speaker 1: Well, she was arrested at an Applebee's or you can
Speaker 1: eat restaurant for disorderly conduct. Apparently there was an all
Speaker 1: you can eat deal advertised and it did not specify
Speaker 1: per person, so she paid one fee and then brought
Speaker 1: the whole family, kids and all in to.
Speaker 2: Eat for free.
Speaker 4: Promoted in the wrong way.
Speaker 2: Not fair.
Speaker 3: You can't try to get through a loophole. You can't say, oh,
Speaker 3: it's all you can eat. So I'm going to bring
Speaker 3: an entire truck and fill it up. So I've got
Speaker 3: takeaway for the next month.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I used to do?
Speaker 2: I'm not proud of it, but I will admit to it.
Speaker 2: When I was a very young and poor backpacker, I
Speaker 2: was backpacking around the world, and I didn't have a
Speaker 2: lot of money, and I was living in a van
Speaker 2: with no windows. It was a removlessvan, not like a
Speaker 2: cute van. I had a wooden floor and nos. Yeah
Speaker 2: it was picture.
Speaker 4: It was freezing. I was eating in Europe and it
Speaker 4: was cold.
Speaker 2: Having your showers at like the local gym, no beach.
Speaker 4: The beach so we used to go to. We used
Speaker 4: to go to our.
Speaker 2: Pizza hut with a container and would eat as much
Speaker 2: as we could, and then we would feel the container
Speaker 2: under the table, put a lid on it, and that
Speaker 2: would be either the dinner or the next day's lunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the thing everyone has, that one person
Speaker 3: who always tries to like scurry a few away.
Speaker 2: That's the way mum me. Yeah, all right, you too, sorry,
Speaker 2: really really all right? Moving on? Pickup, put down public proposal.
Speaker 4: Pick them up?
Speaker 3: Wow, that surprises me from you put it down, I'm saying,
Speaker 3: put it down.
Speaker 2: There's one that everyone's talking about. The NFL had. You know,
Speaker 2: they did the kiss cam where they zooming on couples
Speaker 2: that kiss on being so awkward.
Speaker 1: A man proposed to his girlfriend and his partner immediately
Speaker 1: started shaking his head.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I don't want to get married.
Speaker 2: Do you think that if you got proposed to in
Speaker 2: public you would feel and a lot of people watching
Speaker 2: you would feel a pressure to say yes and then
Speaker 2: say no later?
Speaker 4: I asked, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: You always always say yes to save grace, like to
Speaker 2: save face for that person I.
Speaker 4: Make you say no later.
Speaker 1: I have an opinion that if you're getting married and
Speaker 1: engaged in public, it's hiding the fact that your relationship
Speaker 1: isn't actually that good.
Speaker 2: It's a hot take, but I think if you are.
Speaker 1: That sound and happy and confident in your own love,
Speaker 1: you don't need a grand.
Speaker 2: Gesture to say, look, how good. It's purely for other people.
Speaker 2: If Ben proposed to me my fiance, now, if he
Speaker 2: proposed to me at the end of a football match,
Speaker 2: I would have equally have loved that, because he knows
Speaker 2: what I've said yes.
Speaker 4: I couldn't care less.
Speaker 2: If it was mortified. If it was private like us
Speaker 2: one on one like he did it, or in a
Speaker 2: football match, it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter to me because at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: This is the same end result, right, except one makes
Speaker 2: you probably a beit more fair.
Speaker 1: If you did it that pizza hut you're talking about,
Speaker 1: would you still have loved that negative? Yeah, that's the difference,
Speaker 1: all right. Finally, pick up, put down, remaining alert and
Speaker 1: awake the whole flight. If you are sitting on the
Speaker 1: aisle seat of an aeroplane.
Speaker 2: Put it down. I heard about this.
Speaker 3: Apparently, if you are on the aisle seat, there's an
Speaker 3: expectation that you will stay awake. And I can't even
Speaker 3: stay awake in a short drive. If I'm a passenger,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my baby, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like a baby.
Speaker 3: Anytime there's motion, I am asleep. So I just think
Speaker 3: it is the most unreasonable request that if someone's in
Speaker 3: an aisle seat.
Speaker 2: You should expect them to stay awake. Why is it,
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 1: Is it in case of emergency or so the people
Speaker 1: in the middle and the window can go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: It's so it's not an emergency, Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Because the emergency, the person closest to the window needs
Speaker 2: to be awake so they can rip the door open.
Speaker 4: It's just so that people can get out to the toilet.
Speaker 4: But I I stand up.
Speaker 2: Oh, people's asleep on the air on the aisle. I
Speaker 2: will stand up over them. But then the question is
Speaker 2: do you go Do you step over their seat fanny
Speaker 2: first or butt first in their face because you've got
Speaker 2: to get out into the aisle, right, So do you
Speaker 2: face them in the grabclaw or do you turn back?
Speaker 4: It's in crab claw.
Speaker 2: You try and climb over the top of them whilst
Speaker 2: they're still sleeping.
Speaker 4: I've climbed over heaps of people. I'm very athletic. Wouldn't
Speaker 4: you just wake them up?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I would rather.
Speaker 2: I think you're asking their face.
Speaker 4: I can go to the barn.
Speaker 2: Yep, I can go to the bathroom without that person
Speaker 2: knowing I do not disturb their slumber. No, imagine waking
Speaker 2: up pretty longlyasses in your face, what a day full,
Speaker 2: mister b and Fenny forward, arms back. I would go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: I will go, but yeah, but facing.
Speaker 2: Them, yeah, I always. But first, have you guys seen
Speaker 2: this new trend of chat GPT absolutely roasting people's Instagram? Yes,
Speaker 2: it's so good and we may or may not have
Speaker 2: been roasted ourselves, all right, snaxt So the pickup, Hey, Mitch,
Speaker 2: and Laurie. You might have seen this chat GPT roasting
Speaker 2: going viral online. So if you haven't seen this, people
Speaker 2: are doing this trend where you know, you can.
Speaker 4: Ask chat GPT literally anything. It's AI.
Speaker 2: It knows everything people are sending in their own Instagram
Speaker 2: or social media profiles and getting them to tell them
Speaker 2: what they think of It just based off the pictures,
Speaker 2: so it's not based off.
Speaker 4: Like your bio or your name or anything.
Speaker 2: You just have a look at whatever pictures are on
Speaker 2: the screen and then they just roacht, how have we.
Speaker 3: Gotten to the place in society where we need to
Speaker 3: be paid out by artificial intelligence?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: How we gotten there? I know?
Speaker 1: But isn't it sad that we don't ask our friends
Speaker 1: for advice? We go, hey, computer, tell me what you
Speaker 1: think about me, Mitch.
Speaker 2: Tell me what you actually think about me. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to ask you. I'm going to go and ask
Speaker 2: this robot.
Speaker 4: Guys, I don't think I think you're missing the point.
Speaker 2: No one's doing it because they actually want the computer's advice.
Speaker 2: They're not going to go and change their profile based
Speaker 2: on it. But it's just a bit of amusement. People
Speaker 2: just don't see what they say, so I organized for
Speaker 2: chat GPT to roast all of us basically, so I
Speaker 2: don't know what. I didn't want to know the answer.
Speaker 2: I got to producer Grace to do it, so she
Speaker 2: sent them in. All I know is that one of
Speaker 2: us is far worse off than the other.
Speaker 4: That's what she sped back to me.
Speaker 3: Who do you think is the easiest the easiest offended, like,
Speaker 3: out of the.
Speaker 2: Three of us, Well, you've got kids, so I doubt
Speaker 2: chat GTP is going to be like two Grommets around
Speaker 2: that woman.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of photos of me with plants and
Speaker 3: animals though, so that might think I live on a farm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy cat lady.
Speaker 1: You've got your dog Bret, but then you've got a
Speaker 1: beautiful boyfriend Ben mine.
Speaker 2: Then you have lots of hot summer photos. So like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what mine will be because I've got
Speaker 2: dog stuff, I've got very unfiltered, hectic like podcast stuff
Speaker 2: like sexy Chat, and then I've got some fashion stuff.
Speaker 4: We just had the LOGI, so I don't know what
Speaker 4: it was going to be.
Speaker 1: It's CHATJTP comes to my age gap boyfriend. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lose it.
Speaker 4: Let's have a look what they say, producer Grace, what
Speaker 4: do they.
Speaker 2: Call that in a gay relationship when there's like a gap?
Speaker 4: But that was brilliant and that was a dumb question.
Speaker 4: Let's see what chat GPT has to say. We are
Speaker 4: going to start me Laura play.
Speaker 5: This Instagram profile looks like the chaotic love child of
Speaker 5: a family scrapbook and a PR campaign. Got the shiny
Speaker 5: red carpet shots mixed in with the obligatory look at
Speaker 5: my cute kids and pets come up as if the
Speaker 5: algorithm's going to implode without both. It's like they can't
Speaker 5: decide if they want to be a household name or
Speaker 5: just a regular person trying to get by juice flash.
Speaker 2: You can't have it both ways.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: It's like a PR campaign.
Speaker 3: Slash what I'm sorry, I I think I need to
Speaker 3: go to therapy with jat GPTA like they need to be.
Speaker 2: My my personal I'm okay with this. That's so brutal
Speaker 2: pah with family that is hilarious.
Speaker 4: Okay, I guess I will volunteers.
Speaker 2: True Brits.
Speaker 5: This Instagram profile looks like it's trying way too hard
Speaker 5: to convince everyone that juggling podcasting red carpet events and
Speaker 5: sipping green juice is the pinnacle of human achievements. It's
Speaker 5: like a bizarre mix of look how glamorous my life
Speaker 5: is and I'm just a down to earth girl with
Speaker 5: a dog and a smoothie.
Speaker 2: It's basically the.
Speaker 5: Influencer starter pack spring of trying to stay relevant desperation.
Speaker 2: I love desp a picture on there that I have
Speaker 2: a dog in a smoothie. He's literally He's like, it's
Speaker 2: like she has a dog in a smoothie. I do
Speaker 2: have a dog in a smoothie. I am a chaotic mess,
Speaker 2: and you are in influencer desperation. I look like I'm
Speaker 2: trying too hard to balance work with being humbled. I
Speaker 2: don't understand how it can be so brutal. Isn't AI
Speaker 2: meant to be non biased? No? I think that this
Speaker 2: is like, you know how people do the roast like that,
Speaker 2: It's like the TV shows. It's proper roast, and I
Speaker 2: think it's gonna have some really interesting things to say
Speaker 2: about you, Mitch.
Speaker 4: I have a sneaky suspicion.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be worse, all right.
Speaker 1: It's my Instagram feed roasted by chat GPT looks like
Speaker 1: someone is having a mid career crisis, trying to decide
Speaker 1: between being the next big radio star or a full
Speaker 1: time meme. Lord from Red Carpet poses that scream look
Speaker 1: at me, I dressed myself to the obligatory hot girl
Speaker 1: walk flex.
Speaker 2: It's a buffet of tryhard content.
Speaker 5: Half the posts are just recycled radio bits and the
Speaker 5: other half are shameless plugs disguised as attempts to stay relevant.
Speaker 2: Bravo for the effort, though, oh well done.
Speaker 4: She got a compliment to finish it.
Speaker 2: Mitch recycled radio in a midlife crisis. I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 2: That's not midlife. At least he didn't attack your age gape.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. Guys, this is brutal. We're all
Speaker 2: gonna go and have therapy after this.
Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna go post a smoothie in my dog.