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Speaker 1: Jam Mission with joon Z and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I know that you're not a big fan of Essays Australia,

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Speaker 2: and fundamentally you don't understand Essays Australia like I do.

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Speaker 1: Let me just say this, it's patronizing for you to

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Speaker 1: say that to me. I understand it. I just don't

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Speaker 1: find it pleasurable viewing. It's aggressive to watch. We've got

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Speaker 1: Merrick Watt's on the show today, so I thought i'd

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Speaker 1: watched the program last night. What the first chore exercise

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Speaker 1: they had to do on the show last night was

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Speaker 1: to be bundled into some kind of hostage situation where

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Speaker 1: they have to decide who is the hostage, who are

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Speaker 1: the two hostage takers? And fire. Accordingly, Candice Warner wasn't

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Speaker 1: able to do that successfully. And this is how she

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Speaker 1: gets spoken.

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Speaker 2: To stop what you just done? What have you not done?

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Speaker 2: There was a.

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Speaker 1: Gunpointing at me, so I shot.

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Speaker 3: Sho, I couldn't did you wait a shit?

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Speaker 2: Don't argue, ma? Do you want to rut? Shoot again? Consequently,

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Speaker 2: I'll go and tell your husband she's dead. Disappear there

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Speaker 2: you go?

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Speaker 1: You know how am I supposed to know how to

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Speaker 1: do that? They're not training. I know you say I

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Speaker 1: don't get the wardrobe of it. I do, but I'm

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Speaker 1: very aware that they're training for two weeks and their

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Speaker 1: end result is not to join the essays on them

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Speaker 1: when they can't.

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Speaker 2: Do it because it's the army.

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Speaker 1: But the people who were successful, do they actually give

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Speaker 1: up their families and careers and go and join the essays?

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Speaker 2: Yes, pretty much. I think it's people, but it's all

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Speaker 2: about see.

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Speaker 1: At one point they've said, this isn't about your self discovery.

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Speaker 1: It's not about your self discovery. But all of them

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Speaker 1: are saying I'm here to see how far I can

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Speaker 1: push my limits. They're there for self discovery.

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Speaker 2: If we're in it together, you would get us all shot.

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Speaker 2: You'd be like, ran in there and just shot everywhere.

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Speaker 2: He was like yippie mother beabers, just shooting everyone. There

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Speaker 2: was a rare bit of a humiliate humility from Merrick

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Speaker 2: Watts last night.

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Speaker 1: He's been playing it very straight, hasn't he.

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Speaker 2: He has been playing it so so straight. But there

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Speaker 2: was a moment there where he just really we saw

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Speaker 2: the layers. And I've wit named Merrick for a long

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Speaker 2: long time.

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Speaker 3: For twenty years, I worked in radio and I was

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Speaker 3: phenomenally successful. I had a number one radio program for

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Speaker 3: getting massive ratings, sending a lot of money, and it

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Speaker 3: was a really, really good time. And then died. You

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Speaker 3: do something like radio for twenty years, NonStop, you get

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Speaker 3: used to a certain way of doing things, and then

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Speaker 3: when you're out of it for a little while, it's

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Speaker 3: exciting and it's kind of cool. It's a release. But

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Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, there was a period where

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Speaker 3: I just didn't have a lot of work. There was

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Speaker 3: a moment there where I just went, what's next for me?

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Speaker 3: Who am I? What am I going to do? I

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Speaker 3: lost my self confidence, and I lost my strength and myself.

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Speaker 3: That started to slowly manifest into anxiety and depression. It

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Speaker 3: starts to seed. These things don't just become a true

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Speaker 3: one thing becomes another, becomes another, becomes another, And if

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Speaker 3: you let it go too big, it's too hard to

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Speaker 3: drop down, too.

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Speaker 2: Hard to chop down that tree.

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Speaker 1: Insightful listness.

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Speaker 2: And so he got interrogated by the staff and they

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Speaker 2: were quite surprised when Merek said what he did for

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Speaker 2: a living? What do you do?

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Speaker 3: Number ten? What do you do for a living? Yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm a comedian, stuff off, Come on, you're a comedian.

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Speaker 3: I'm a comedian.

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Speaker 2: Stuff. It's the most serious bloke of mad Tell me

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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 3: I'm a forty six year old father of two. I'm

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Speaker 3: a comedian and I've signed up to this that mean

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Speaker 3: to joke.

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Speaker 1: That's nothing worse than people saying, tell me a joke

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Speaker 1: when you haven't prepared.

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Speaker 2: What's your go to joke?

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Speaker 1: I was as is by a journalist the other day,

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Speaker 1: what's your best dad joke? I thought I should phone

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Speaker 1: jonesy one. I didn't think I know, and I just

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Speaker 1: couldn't think of one.

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Speaker 2: A routine little rolodex jokes.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't, you're so eighties? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: that's such a dad thing.

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Speaker 2: I've ever got a joke for the specific moment that

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Speaker 2: big in the abbey. I said, there's a go in

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Speaker 2: the French Foreign LEGIOND. So he signs up to the

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Speaker 2: French Foreign Legend. He wants to test himself. So he's

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Speaker 2: getting shown around the barracks and go right over there,

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Speaker 2: you've got a train. Over there, there's the watchhouse. Over there,

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Speaker 2: there's the rifle range, and over there there's a camel

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Speaker 2: and the guy goes, well, what's with the camel? And he's, well,

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Speaker 2: it gets very lonely out here, and some people, when

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Speaker 2: they feel the need, they use the camel. And they

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Speaker 2: you're kidding me. He goes, anyway, there's no judgment here.

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Speaker 2: So weeks go past. He's walking past his camel every day.

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Speaker 1: It starts to look attractive.

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Speaker 2: It's got long eyelashes. It's not it's not a bad

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Speaker 2: you know, it's not a bad looking camel. It's a

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Speaker 2: female camel. Those toes. This goes on for some day

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Speaker 2: and then one day it just gets the better of him,

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Speaker 2: the camel. So he gets a little stool, gets up

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Speaker 2: behind the camel. He's going away at the camel. The

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Speaker 2: sergeant comes, goes, what are you doing? And he said, well,

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Speaker 2: you said that I could use the camel. I guess

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Speaker 2: use it to ride into town and go to the

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Speaker 2: local brothel.

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Speaker 1: Oh, dear Dunk, your hitting the loose

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Speaker 3: With join Z and Amanda