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Speaker 1: Job mission with Join d and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: There's been a thing called Comedy so Os. This is

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Speaker 2: I think, featuring Australia's top comedians every Saturday night for

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Speaker 2: the past few weeks. This week it's Ross Nobles Tourney

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Speaker 2: joins us. Now, Hi Ross, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm very well, yeah, I'm full of beans.

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Speaker 2: How does comedy sos work?

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Speaker 1: Well? So basically I recorded the very last stand up

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Speaker 1: special before you know the world ended, and it's the

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Speaker 1: very last special that was ever recorded in front of

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Speaker 1: a live audience. Now that's not true, and I have

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Speaker 1: no way back in that up. That's what I'm seeing,

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Speaker 1: That's what That's the way I'm selling it. So basically

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Speaker 1: what happens is because you can't go and see, you know,

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Speaker 1: like a seat full, you know, you can't have a

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Speaker 1: seat full of people. So what happens is tomorrow night,

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Speaker 1: you you buy a ticket from ticket Tech, the seeing

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Speaker 1: where you would for a large show, and then I

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Speaker 1: pop up at eight o'clock live on there, I interest

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Speaker 1: you the show, and then I play the stand up

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Speaker 1: special and then I come back on afterwards and then

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Speaker 1: I do a live que and are fully interactive and

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Speaker 1: then and then the show exists for twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: and then it's gone forever. So it's an event. It's

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Speaker 1: a stand up event. That's how it works.

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Speaker 3: That's just like a radio show pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's exactly like a radio show, except there's

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Speaker 1: a visual element to it. There's a live audience and

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Speaker 1: they stand up with it. But apart from that, it's

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Speaker 1: exactly like a radio show.

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Speaker 2: And also there's Q and a what kind of curly

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Speaker 2: questions do you get asked?

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, this is the thing like it could be anything,

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Speaker 1: could be absolutely anything, And I do it at the

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Speaker 1: end of my live shows where I open the float questions,

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Speaker 1: and you know, sometimes sometimes it'll be you know, people

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Speaker 1: will ask, you know, personal things and that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 1: But often you'll have somebody just, you know, put the

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Speaker 1: handle and what would happen if you put a werewolf

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Speaker 1: on the moon?

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Speaker 3: And the answer, yes, Russ, do you have an answer

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Speaker 3: for that?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, the answer will take me probably about

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Speaker 1: an hour or two full of my favorite, my favorite

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Speaker 1: question that I've been I'll put this to you. See

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Speaker 1: what you would do here? Right? So you know centaurs, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the popular mythical beasts there, you know, they've got the

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Speaker 1: body of a horse, and they know they've got the

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Speaker 1: tors of a human and then and then a body

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Speaker 1: of a horse. Right, if you were organizing centaur racing, right,

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Speaker 1: would you have would you just have the centaurs running

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Speaker 1: against each other because they're heads of human heads? Or

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Speaker 1: would you have I personally would like to see tiny

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Speaker 1: jockeys with human bodies and horses head. What would the

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Speaker 1: jockey be in a centaur race?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well there'd be no jockey because the human is

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Speaker 3: the human.

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Speaker 2: Now would you want to see the back end of

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Speaker 2: horse being ridden with a sund Have you already have

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Speaker 2: the human.

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Speaker 1: On the front?

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Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, it's it's one of those controversial issues

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Speaker 1: that we need to be dealing with.

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Speaker 2: Would you make the human wear like jockey silks?

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Speaker 3: But then you've got a human on it? Here? What

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Speaker 3: are you dressed at half?

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Speaker 2: And half? Is the front half like a pantomime horse,

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Speaker 2: but the front half is dressed like a jockey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're like it, you'd have you'd have the

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Speaker 1: jockey helmet, you'd have the jockey silk. But then what

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Speaker 1: about the trousers because you've got because they're not human legs,

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Speaker 1: so there's no there's no waste, because the waste is

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Speaker 1: the worst, it becomes horse. So would you would you

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Speaker 1: still go for a job bottle? You would you wear

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Speaker 1: job post on the back legs of the horse or

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Speaker 1: go pants free? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I'm going the porky pig principle on this. So porky

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Speaker 3: pig always just wear a jacket, and as did Daffy

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Speaker 3: Duck and Donald Duck. Actually Affy Duck was totally nude,

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Speaker 3: but Donald Duck always had no pants. But then horses

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Speaker 3: got quite the genitalia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's one of the expressions that you don't hear.

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Speaker 1: I don't hear often. Well, that's quite well, that's the

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Speaker 1: coming return to this country club. I like the idea

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Speaker 1: you should be you should be a medical doctor. How wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Just close off. Well that's pertainely quite.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, miss. What do you got there?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: It's always a trait to talk to you Ross. Catch

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Speaker 3: Ross Ross Noble online for comedy s s OS tickets

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Speaker 3: available in ticket tak It's a trait and you just

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Speaker 3: got a free sample, right then. Ross. You take care?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I take care? Thank you. Ross with Jo and

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Speaker 1: Amanda