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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sad has Woody got the best butt in Australia?

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Speaker 1: Did you got a lineup of Australia's best male tushes?

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Speaker 3: It would be in the lineup Matt Shervington.

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Speaker 4: My bottomould be much better than Servo in his twenty's

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Speaker 4: got me covered Chevo now things.

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Speaker 5: That's like, oh, yes, that's good.

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Speaker 1: So to be the best you have to beat the best.

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Speaker 4: We decided with a quick discussion that Matt Shervington currently

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Speaker 4: has the best male.

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Speaker 1: Tush in Australia.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so cold called him yesterday challenged him to a

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Speaker 4: toushof We all saw you sprinting mate in those tids.

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Speaker 4: You obviously have a very good ass. I would love

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Speaker 4: for you and me to engage in some sort of

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Speaker 4: tush off.

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Speaker 6: I'm happy to go to head or cheek to cheek.

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Speaker 7: Great, you come up with the parameters of what we're

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Speaker 7: going to do and how we can just measure it,

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Speaker 7: and then we're going to be sharing. I was going

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Speaker 7: to say high fives, but it's going to be more

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Speaker 7: low two's.

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Speaker 4: So the parameters how you actually run a toush off? Now,

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Speaker 4: incredibly in the last twenty four hours. Senior producer LJ

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Speaker 4: has found that in Julia Creek, Queensland, there is a

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Speaker 4: festival called the Dirton Dust Festival, which is on again

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Speaker 4: this year by the way, twenty first twenty third of

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Speaker 4: April twenty twenty three the Dirton Dust Festival, and they

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Speaker 4: host a competition called Australia's Best. But wow, I reckon

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Speaker 4: they've been doing it for like twenty years and I

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Speaker 4: am very excited to.

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Speaker 3: I love our country.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I am very excited to announce that we have

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Speaker 4: the MC of the Australia's Best but competition.

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Speaker 1: Justin on the phone, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Justin, Hi, guys, how are you today? Juzzi.

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Speaker 8: Oh, it's a big call that you you're calling yourself

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Speaker 8: Australia's Best. But like you said, you've been old for

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Speaker 8: twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Justin.

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Speaker 2: I mean you've seen in your time some delicious theriers.

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Speaker 3: What what makes a great butt?

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Speaker 8: Oh, it makes a crowd get going if you get

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Speaker 8: there two and a half thousand people on their feet,

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Speaker 8: hands in the air and sharing lud. Of course, that's

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Speaker 8: that's what's wins Australia's Best.

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Speaker 4: But let's do let's talk visuals. Justin, I mean let's

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Speaker 4: really break it down of your twenty year.

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Speaker 3: Experience, one of those two and a half thousand.

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Speaker 4: If you've seen twenty years of amazing butts physically, like,

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Speaker 4: what are the butts that have won before?

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Speaker 3: Justin, They've got to be They've got to be tight.

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Speaker 8: It's got to be tight tight jeans as well. And

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Speaker 8: most of these most of these guys are ringers or

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Speaker 8: bush mechanics, so they work out on the land, they

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Speaker 8: work hard, and they ride the right horses, ride bulls.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, tight, you've got to be tight and have

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Speaker 8: that tight pair of jeans on. And the ladies if

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Speaker 8: you just have your just yndies just over the top

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Speaker 8: there a bit.

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Speaker 4: We're just focusing on the jail toushes justin because it's

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Speaker 4: me v servo.

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Speaker 3: So maybe I'm not what you're mate.

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Speaker 1: I have to ride some bulls and some horses potentially.

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Speaker 2: But can I That is it part of it though,

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Speaker 2: Justin in terms of firming up the mail. That's the

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Speaker 2: time spent in the saddle.

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Speaker 8: Well, I reckon it would be. Yeah. These ringers are

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Speaker 8: but they play hard on the night so that.

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Speaker 3: They must have absolute sandpaper for goos.

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Speaker 4: No, but it's not a good shop, will, it's a

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Speaker 4: tosh off now, Justin, So how do you actually decide

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Speaker 4: who who who has the best part? So obviously the

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Speaker 4: best barts come forth, your bull riders, your horse riders,

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Speaker 1: How do you crown Australia's best? But every single year

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Speaker 1: at the Dirt and Dust Festival.

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Speaker 8: We go down both numbers, so we drop it if

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Speaker 8: you're not if the crowd's not making a noise for you,

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Speaker 8: and I'm I'm getting standing over the top of your

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Speaker 8: point and that's what about this butt? And then the

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Speaker 8: crowd will go wild and the look on the face,

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Speaker 8: the look on the girls, the boards faces if they

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Speaker 8: don't get any noise, Yeah, because yeah, we've got to

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Speaker 8: kick them off and will marrow it right down to our.

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Speaker 2: Justin, I would mind getting your thoughts on something. You're

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Speaker 2: obviously on your phone now. I'm not sure if this

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Speaker 2: on speakerphone, I'm actually I've got our producer to send

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Speaker 2: you a text message now, which is a photo of

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Speaker 2: the two butts that we're comparing.

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Speaker 3: There's Matt Shervington.

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Speaker 2: Who's in the blue shorts you'll see there, and there's

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Speaker 2: Woody who's standing there in the bikini. So just and

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Speaker 2: by the way, this photos on our Instagram will and

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Speaker 2: what if you want to have look at it on

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Speaker 2: the story so you guys can see it for yourselves.

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Speaker 2: Just as a professional butt judge. When you look at

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Speaker 9: All?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, how you'd have to because it's wrong. If I

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Speaker 8: pick one of yours, I believe I think I wouldn't

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Speaker 8: hear the end of it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we're asking, we want your honest opinion.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 8: I would bring in Murph Hughes here, the great Australian

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Speaker 8: Victorian cricket legend. He came with me for Best but

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Speaker 8: competition about fifteen years ago and he loved it.

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Speaker 1: Merve Hughes like Australia's best bud he was.

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Speaker 8: He come and helped me MC and judge Australia's but

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Speaker 8: he didn't read the room. He got in and touched.

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Speaker 7: Every Okay, but I reckon if I was on servo, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'm fun with this. I appreciate that, justin

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I'll tell you what he came up, moves,

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Speaker 8: You're reminded me.

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Speaker 3: I don't never remind him of anything.

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Speaker 4: You want to see Justin go to the Dirt and

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Speaker 4: Dust Festival. It's in Queensland, Julia Creek April. Okay, look

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Speaker 4: I appreciate. Look I'm the underdog here, Will, I'm the underdog.

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Speaker 4: Justin's seen a lot of buds. He's saying Servo's got it.

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Speaker 4: The poles saying Servo has got it. But at the

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Speaker 4: end of the day, Will, At the end of the day,

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Speaker 4: Ervo is the hot favorite, but he still needs to

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Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, I agree.

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Speaker 2: So I just can't stop thinking about poor swerve and

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Speaker 2: Mervyns driving home.

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Speaker 10: To his wife.

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Speaker 3: Had to swerve out of that one absolutely scorched far

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Speaker 3: started out, you challenged Steph Claire Smith.

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Speaker 1: No, I did not know. Hang on.

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Speaker 4: I replicated a photo that she took in a bikini

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Speaker 4: and then upon reflection of the photo, I made the realization.

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Speaker 4: Along with Australia, there was a pole online that my

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Speaker 4: Tushi did look better in the photo. After that, some

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Speaker 4: momentum was building. Obviously there was a lot of chatter

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Speaker 1: I believe the.

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Speaker 4: Chatter a lot of shreads Reddit popping off anyway. You

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Speaker 4: then said, look, mate, I don't think you do have

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Speaker 4: the best tushy in Australia, but if you want to

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Speaker 4: test this out, then you need to beat the best.

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Speaker 4: We discussed that Matt Shervington probably has the best ass

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Speaker 4: in Australia, so yesterday cold called him challenged him to

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Speaker 4: a toushof We all saw your sprinting mate in those times.

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Speaker 4: You obviously have a very good ass. I would love

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Speaker 4: for you and me to engage in some sort of

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Speaker 7: I'm happy to go to head or cheek to cheat.

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Speaker 1: Great.

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Speaker 7: You come up with the parameters of what we're going

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Speaker 7: to do and how we can just measure it, and

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Speaker 7: then we're going to be sharing. I was going to

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Speaker 7: say high fives, but it's going to be more low.

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Speaker 3: Two's good gear from now. Look, I'm all for a

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Speaker 3: tousho off. This radio show is all for it.

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Speaker 1: Australia is ready for it, obviously, I think.

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Speaker 3: Or the forums, the forums would suggest.

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Speaker 2: Popping off that everyone's really keen for it. I think

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Speaker 2: the question though, is what is a Toushof.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are the parameters of a Toushoff?

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Speaker 3: What does a tousho off involve?

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Speaker 2: Because I mean, we can't just have a bit where

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Speaker 4: I think it could be one part of it, and

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Speaker 4: it could be one stage to do that. Well, sorry, mate,

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Speaker 4: it's the job. So when you signed a contract, you

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Speaker 4: agreed to be pouring in a toolhof.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 4: I think I think though, quite seriously, that I think sight,

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Speaker 4: just the visual of the tush is one category obviously,

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Speaker 4: like what else?

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Speaker 1: What else you know equates to a perfect.

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Speaker 2: Because something that keeps coming up is his idea of

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Speaker 2: And I think maybe maybe And I'm just spitballing here

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Speaker 2: territory for all of us.

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Speaker 3: What are the parameters of a Toushof?

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Speaker 1: How do you sort it out?

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Speaker 2: Because I think that the firmness thing could maybe be

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Speaker 2: then I've got to hit you both with like a

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and whoever's us the pole breaks on?

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Speaker 4: Yeap has a firma, but has a firmer ask. So

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Speaker 4: you just go tushy to tushy like a tennis match.

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Speaker 4: You just whack mine. Wha servo whack mine?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And then then whoever whoever it breaks on, wins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I famously broke.

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Speaker 4: Mum hit me with the wooden spoon when I was younger,

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Speaker 3: Wow, there you go. So always, even if we always

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Speaker 3: have you remarked things. Well, look, let's take your calls.

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Speaker 2: I know you guys want to set the tush off.

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Speaker 2: Chervo's in. Let's set the parameters. How do we decide

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Speaker 2: who's got a better ass out of woodh and Matt Shervington.

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Speaker 3: He is never thought i'd ask that question. Has Woody

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Speaker 3: got the best ass in Australia? Be the best?

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Speaker 2: You got to beat the best, and there's no doubt

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Speaker 2: that Chervo who's got an elite tush. Let's sort this

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Speaker 2: once and for all. Thirt one O six five join

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Speaker 2: the brainstorm, guys, how do we solve it? Woods reckons

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Speaker 2: he's got the best but in Australia. But to be

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Speaker 2: the best, you got to beat the best, which means

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Speaker 2: he's challenged the best ask currently in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Matt Shervington to a toolshof.

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Speaker 11: A flag.

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Speaker 3: Alright, let's get down to a turbo's kene.

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Speaker 2: Yep, we just need to set the parameters for this

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Speaker 2: ass offwards.

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Speaker 4: Buddy Ooth my friends. So yeah, we don't know you

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Speaker 4: one oh six five. You've got some ideas to bias?

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Speaker 1: What should be? What should be in the tushof what

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 6: Hey you guys? Yes, so pretty similar to that idea

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Speaker 6: that that what you had you Instead of a stick though,

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, So so what noise are you after there? Tobias?

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Speaker 1: Like what's going to make?

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Speaker 12: What?

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Speaker 1: What's the best ass noise going to be?

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Speaker 6: I think it just depends on the firmness of the

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Speaker 6: can make a pop. Yeah, it depends on how much

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you Chris, am I doing all of this.

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Speaker 4: By the way, Like guy, I think if we're going

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Speaker 3: We we thank you and Matt shermingin on the ass.

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Speaker 4: We know he's got a strong I don't know if

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Speaker 4: you've got the strength to hit a firm ass.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to be bringing you down.

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Speaker 3: No, No, that's absolutely fine.

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Speaker 4: So let's put a line in the water with dimonos.

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Speaker 3: It's better things to do for him.

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Speaker 2: All right, cool, but that's great suggestion could be Michael's called, Michael,

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Speaker 13: your SPLI to spoon in there and your flex and

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Speaker 4: Michael und that you've got experience in this area. Have

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Speaker 4: you ever been to spoon with your toush?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 13: Definitely a couple of drinking nights.

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Speaker 3: Yep, boom with your bottom.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, it's all in the flex.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, So just by having the spoon so obviously

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Speaker 13: So it's cross ways, it's horizontal and you're you're slide

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Speaker 2: Wowny hell Okay, Michael, that is insane.

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Speaker 3: A strength test is a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Maybe not a spoon though, maybe you can try and

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Speaker 2: like crush an acorn or mince something that's better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: Mince and garlic. It ac should be a nice little

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Speaker 3: trick at a restaurant. Would you like your prawns? Garlic

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Speaker 3: prawns with the garlic minced in? And ass?

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Speaker 1: I like that? Strength test is good? Okay, good, Let's

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Speaker 4: Now, Jasmine, what do you think should be part of

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Speaker 4: a touishy challenge?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Howdy boys, I my husband actually has the best us

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Speaker 9: in the world. No, no, no, it's true hero to

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Speaker 7: This wo.

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Speaker 11: Yep, yep.

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Speaker 3: Asking for a friend, I would politely.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, thank you javish. What makes your husband's tour

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Speaker 11: For sure?

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Speaker 9: There's a few factors involved here that you need to consider,

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Speaker 9: so a few have already been said. Unlike the other

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Speaker 9: know if you can squat.

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Speaker 4: This isn't an our strength test, and I would destroy it.

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Speaker 4: It wouldn't even be a competition. And I'll put my

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Speaker 9: Okay, ye, all right, Well there's a few other factors

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Speaker 9: involved here. You know what it looks like in clothes,

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Speaker 9: there is a scale. Have you have you heard of

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Speaker 9: the scale before to determine if it's a good art.

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Speaker 2: Husband's ask or is this your dog talking about because

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Speaker 2: it sounds like you like tour it around at shows

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Speaker 9: No, no, no, basically the scale now listen, it's a

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Speaker 9: sexy to squishy scale.

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Speaker 1: And where do you want to sit? Where do you

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Speaker 1: want to sit there, Jasmine.

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Speaker 9: Well, you want to sit a happy medium. You want

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Speaker 9: it to be squishy enough that it's sexy, but not

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Speaker 9: squishy enough that it's all the way down the bottom

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Speaker 9: and it's not sexy at all. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Matt Shervington potentially could be too hard, might be too firm.

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Speaker 3: Do you think Matt Shervington's too firm? Jazz?

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Speaker 9: I absolutely think so.

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Speaker 4: I might have squishiness slash sexiness. Your words, not mine, Jasmine.

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Speaker 9: Absolutely, I should send you a picture of the graph. Honestly,

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Speaker 9: it has a graph.

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Speaker 3: There's a grass.

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Speaker 1: I feel like Jasmine needs to be the judge. No

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Speaker 1: one speaks about anybody.

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Speaker 2: Ever heard anyone speak with such authority on passion of hers.

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Speaker 6: Jasmine is not my first rodeo.

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Speaker 3: Clearly no.

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Speaker 2: I can hear that in more ways than what, Jasmine,

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Speaker 2: would you be willing to come in and help out

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Speaker 9: I would be honored?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, how would is your husband real? Or is

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Speaker 3: this just your way swimming? Your way on it?

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Speaker 2: Ask com all right, great, Jasmine, I reckon You've got

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Speaker 2: a job there.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so so much for all of that. That

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Speaker 2: was fascinating, truly, the can I ask Jasmine, just preliminary

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Speaker 2: thoughts just before we let you go. You have you

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Speaker 2: seen the photo of wood He's ass in Matt Shervington's

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Speaker 2: us on her Instagram.

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Speaker 9: I don't need to why, you.

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Speaker 1: Just you just feel it. You can just sense it, Jasmine.

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Speaker 9: I can tell, honestly, I can.

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Speaker 1: Tell who has the better Ask.

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Speaker 9: My husband.

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Speaker 4: This is like the sixth Then she doesn't see dead people.

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Speaker 4: She just censors good asses. This woman is extraordinary. This

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Speaker 3: Ass mediums right on next, great calls, amazing. All right,

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure that we can let.

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Speaker 14: Jasmine into the station anyway, we will get down to

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Speaker 14: the parameter's bet.

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Speaker 3: We'll have to run them past. Servo does some.

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Speaker 4: Good stuff there, really really good stuffre after this, it's.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody back due to popular demand, and this

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Speaker 2: hosts sugarn.

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Speaker 3: I do not want to do this again.

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Speaker 2: I'm over it, but I know that there are lots

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Speaker 3: Can do it.

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Speaker 1: Has keep messaging us.

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Speaker 2: Can you tell the difference between opening a can of

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Speaker 3: Now? As you said, Woods, last time we did this.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, we've done it. We've done it twice before

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Speaker 2: on air. Both went shockingly, we were going to can

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Speaker 1: It's very smart.

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Speaker 2: Captain poopans r Ap was. He was the trumpeter for

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Speaker 2: let's can the bit.

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Speaker 3: He did.

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Speaker 2: He no longer wanted the bit anymore. He hated it

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Speaker 3: He stormed in here and he was like, no one

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Speaker 3: can do it. Watch I'll do it right now. I

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Speaker 3: bet you I won't get it.

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Speaker 2: He did five. He's since made it his profile pick

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Speaker 1: I A lot of secret is that he's trying not

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Speaker 3: No, he don't think it's very It's just a simple thing. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to So he was in here. A

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: We're going to see if somebody else can do it,

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Speaker 2: because everybody else wants to try.

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Speaker 3: So we're going to let you guys give it a crack.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: Please don't disappoint me.

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Speaker 1: We got Jordan here, Hello, Jordan Hill. What the hell

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Speaker 1: we're keeping this in your family.

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Speaker 4: So it was your brother who tried last week and

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Speaker 4: failed dismally.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's correct.

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Speaker 4: So what makes you better than your brother? Why do

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Speaker 8: Because I'm better in every single way and I'm older,

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Speaker 4: Okay, bitter wisdom there, bitter wisdom there. Okay, I mean,

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Speaker 3: Jordan, not at all really.

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Speaker 4: Interesting that you've caught up here. Okay, but we've got you,

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Speaker 4: so let's do this. So you know the rules. I

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Speaker 4: just crack a can open into the microphone.

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Speaker 15: Here.

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Speaker 1: You listen very carefully.

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Speaker 4: You tell me if it is a beer or a

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Speaker 4: soft drink we are going for, as Will said the

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Speaker 4: famous five already.

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Speaker 8: Okay, first one, I'm going to go beer.

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Speaker 1: And we're on one.

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Speaker 8: We're on one.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, you've got the first one. Quieting

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Speaker 1: down that child. This has just got serious. Second one, okay,

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Speaker 1: soft drink and here we go.

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Speaker 3: Here, God, all of a sudden, I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: Let's just breathe.

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Speaker 3: I thought this was a bad game, but it's the

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Speaker 3: best game ever.

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Speaker 4: Let's just breathe. Let's just breathe. You're two from two.

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Speaker 4: This is wild, This is wild. Let's go for number three.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 9: Okay, all soft ring.

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Speaker 1: You're three from.

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Speaker 4: Three, three from three.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, god, I'm feeling pressure on the opening. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling pressure on the opening.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad your child's in the car because they can

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Speaker 2: tell all the kids at school on Monday.

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Speaker 1: What what what is your child to name there? Jordan,

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Speaker 1: I've got.

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Speaker 11: Billion piper in the car, my two girls.

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Speaker 4: Great names, beautiful names, beautiful names they must be incredibly

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Speaker 4: proud of. Right now, Okay, here we go. Number four?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, are god it's a

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Speaker 3: soft drink.

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Speaker 1: It's a soft drink. Yeah, your kids are talking you

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, I wish your kids weren't there.

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Speaker 4: That's can I can I ask you, Jordan, that's the

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Speaker 1: What with like?

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Speaker 4: What's the difference? If you if you can equate some

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Speaker 4: words to the difference, what would you say?

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00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,760
Speaker 13: It is distraction? I'm driving, I've got my kids in

450
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,120
Speaker 13: the car.

451
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,439
Speaker 1: So you were just guessing, you were just guessing this.

452
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: There's no rhyme, you know, it, no one can do it.

453
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: Will be back next week.

454
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,199
Speaker 11: We have to.

455
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 4: I'm not going to stop until someone else. I'm not

456
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,360
Speaker 4: going to stop. We've got to get it.

457
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 2: Do people still consummate the marriage on the wedding night?

458
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six ' five.

459
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 3: Love to even you guys, like do you like? Did

460
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:21,120
Speaker 3: you try? Because the stories I have from my friends is.

461
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,360
Speaker 2: You get up to your sweet or wherever you are

462
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 2: and it's not even discussed because you're both so naked. Yeah,

463
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 2: neither of you would suggest it.

464
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 3: You're out on your feet. You've had the biggest day

465
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 3: of your life.

466
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 2: You've been standing up for sixteen hours talking to people

467
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,679
Speaker 2: that you largely don't want to talk to, but you

468
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 2: had to invite because your mum's got a group of

469
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 2: friends or whatever.

470
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 3: It is.

471
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, and you sound like you're organized in a

472
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 4: wedding do I?

473
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 2: But but then you get there and the idea of

474
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: actually hopping on the good foot and doing the bad

475
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: thing that someone is just so far from your mind.

476
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: So if you had to guess a percentage of people

477
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 1: that do.

478
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 3: I think it's down. Now, I think it's right down. Hello,

479
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 3: are going to be five percent less?

480
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,120
Speaker 12: Yeah?

481
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine who said that they

482
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,360
Speaker 2: tried and then his partner like fell asleep.

483
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 3: Like during it, and then it was like why did

484
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 3: we do this? And she was like, I don't know.

485
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 2: I felt like we needed to because it was the night,

486
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 2: and yeah, it was like why did you just tell me?

487
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: Like I didn't want to do either, but I thought

488
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: it was the right thing to do.

489
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 4: I feel like i'd feel that pressure. I will feel

490
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,719
Speaker 4: that pressure of like it's our wedding day. I think

491
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 4: we're supposed to like, yes, you know, yeah, you're wrong

492
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:31,880
Speaker 4: if we didn't.

493
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 3: Well exactly, but I think that's because of the tradition.

494
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 2: Then that's when you can because you haven't previously.

495
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 15: Yeah.

496
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 3: Sure, but we all know that you're a very naughty boyboodie,

497
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,919
Speaker 3: so I'm not a naughty You've had a baby, so

498
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 3: there's proof.

499
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,120
Speaker 2: So look, i'd love to hear from you guys. Thirty

500
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: one and six five. Is it something that actually still exists?

501
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: I am talking about it because on Maths they waited

502
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,119
Speaker 2: a couple of days after the wedding and then then

503
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,360
Speaker 2: they went for it and it didn't end well.

504
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 16: Last night we slept together and then the chemistry has

505
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 16: just changed. And sometimes it's great if it's done straight away,

506
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 16: and it's the chemistry even builds even more, and then

507
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 16: sometimes it takes it away. I guess sometimes the heart

508
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 16: of the flame burns the quicker it burns out.

509
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 2: And I'm not sure what Horny Harrison's trying to stay there.

510
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: I didn't get any I don't think anyone's shot.

511
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 3: Is trying to save it.

512
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: I've had a few people analyze it, and basically he's

513
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 2: saying he waited a couple of days and it went

514
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 2: too quick, right, gotcha?

515
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 3: Mel On thirty one, six five? How are you?

516
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:32,959
Speaker 10: I'm good, thank you?

517
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 3: How are you super well? What happened on the wedding night?

518
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 3: Did you did you try and consumate?

519
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 10: Well, there's been three wedding nights. None of them were

520
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,199
Speaker 10: consummated because you're just so exhausted. Well, the third was

521
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 10: married at first sight, so the first two will legit,

522
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 10: and the third.

523
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 3: One was math so you were on maths.

524
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 7: I was on Maks.

525
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 15: Yeah, married John.

526
00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 10: Oh and actually you guys married my daughter and any

527
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 10: more day.

528
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 14: Extro talking about sixty years separate, you telling us whether

529
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 14: or not you got a root on your wedding night?

530
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 10: You know what, I'm hoping and praying that none of

531
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 10: my children are listening.

532
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, fingers crossed, fingers shout out to all those.

533
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 3: Good on your mouth. That's interesting, So she said third,

534
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 3: third time, no dice either.

535
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 16: Yeah.

536
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 2: Great, consummating the marriage and the wedding.

537
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 11: Night, Yes, eventually.

538
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: What do you mean eventually, Ellie, Well, we had the.

539
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 11: DJ booked and then the party was comping, so I

540
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 11: was like, I'll stay longer. And then by the time

541
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 11: he'd finished, though, everyone had gone home. But it was

542
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 11: good to have music while everyone went home for that hour.

543
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 11: There was midnight by the time he finished, and then

544
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 11: my husband, my brand new husband, and his friends stayed

545
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 11: out there talking to the DJ for about an hour.

546
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 11: At one o'clock, they started to crack a beer while

547
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 11: they were in I had a knap on the couch

548
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 11: by this current, so I think maybe two thirty we

549
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 11: went to bed and oh yeah, a conservator of the

550
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 11: marriage guy.

551
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: So there was a solution.

552
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 14: Finish the wedding, get your husband to go and talk

553
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 14: with some people, have a beer, you have a nap,

554
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 14: then maybe it'll be up for it.

555
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: A tactical nap. That's a tactical nap. Is a great idea.

556
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: Now it's a women's.

557
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 3: Right now and outrageous game.

558
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: Is it your mummy? Oh mummy, that was actually pretty sexy.

559
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in the audio birth

560
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: doing that.

561
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 3: No, we know you did. I actually got a montage

562
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 3: with you trying.

563
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 4: To no, oh mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy.

564
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: Go on, buddy, say it's sexy mummy. I think we've

565
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 1: got anyway I'm doing. That is such a stitch up.

566
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 2: The ham sandwich's a tone of again.

567
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, mummy or mammy is what we're playing.

568
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 1: Very simple game.

569
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 4: We've got a gentleman and a woman on the line,

570
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 4: and we've got Josh and Andrea. We will be asking

571
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 4: them questions and then we will try and decipher is

572
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 4: it a mother's son relationship or a romantic relationship? Now

573
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 4: there is a reason.

574
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: We're doing this. We're not just sick.

575
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 4: There's a new show called milf Manor which is getting

576
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 4: filmed in Mexico currently, where eight moms go into a

577
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 4: house thereafter some young cheese and they find out that

578
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 4: within some young cheese, and they find out that the

579
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 4: young guys like their kids, are actually in the pool.

580
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 4: Within the young cheese. So you've never referred to hot

581
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 4: men as cheese. I don't know if I refer to

582
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 4: groups of young hot men. Anyway, Let's go to Josh here. Hello, Josh, Hey,

583
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 4: a good mate, very good, and we've got.

584
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 2: You consider yourself a young cheese's yeah, I don't worry.

585
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: About it, mate.

586
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,959
Speaker 4: We've got Andrea here. Who is either your mum or

587
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 4: your romantic partner? Hello, andread How are you guys outstanding? Okay,

588
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 4: let's just fire straight into it. Josh, what is the

589
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 4: most attractive physical feature of Andrea?

590
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 8: Oh, I'm going to say, I don't know. Probably the eyes.

591
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 6: Usually the facial feature.

592
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 7: Is what I'm after.

593
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 8: Definitely the eyes.

594
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: To me, safe one, safe options it is, isn't it?

595
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 3: Because you can say your mum's got beautiful eyes?

596
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 1: Of course you can, my mom does.

597
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 4: I might ask Andrew a question, Andrea, give me an

598
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 4: example of the most romantic thing that you and Josh

599
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: have done.

600
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 15: Oh, he's taking me on so many wonderful dates. He's

601
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 15: taking me out for dinner to a really expensive restaurant

602
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 15: and just let me get whatever I wanted to get

603
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 15: and it was just amazing.

604
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: Wow.

605
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 4: Ordering off if you don't mind Josh, Steve pockets.

606
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: What's uh, Andrew?

607
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 4: What's your favorite physical feature of Josh from the neck down?

608
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 15: From the neck down, Yeah, i'd have to say.

609
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 3: As yeah, wow, there you go.

610
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 15: Yeah, he works out quite a bit. He's got good.

611
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 3: Josh. What's the age gap between you guys?

612
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't really know.

613
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 3: You don't know.

614
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 7: Let's say, let's say fifth game class.

615
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 6: But I'm a bit of a like a a chaser.

616
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 1: So do you know? Do you know how old Andrew is?

617
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 14: Yeah?

618
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you don't. You don't want to say yeah.

619
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 6: Making it a bit harder for you boys.

620
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know he's covering it very well there, Josh.

621
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 4: If you had to equate Andrea as an animal in

622
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 4: the bedroom, what animal would that be?

623
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 8: Cougar?

624
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: Smart as a smart option, and and same question for you, Andrea,

625
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: what would you go for?

626
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 15: He'd be a pussy cat?

627
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 3: I really, I really really really hope he's not your son.

628
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: Let's let's I'm gonna be honest.

629
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 4: It would feel what your record is it have gone

630
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 4: for Summy or Mummy. I just feel like both of

631
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 4: them have gone very safe with their answers. Cougar, pussy cat.

632
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 4: You know, nothing was really over the line for mine.

633
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 2: So would you would you call your mum a cougar

634
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 2: in the bedroom?

635
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: No? To be fair, just break down.

636
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't think mum would talk about my

637
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 4: abs like that to be fair as well. But I

638
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 4: I just I just feel like it's a mother son relationship.

639
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 4: But where's your head at before we you know, drop.

640
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: The iron, I'm in the mummy.

641
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: Oh you think they're in a relationship.

642
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: I think so, So we're split. I think it was

643
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 3: a bit cute.

644
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 2: I think it was you know, they were kind of Yeah,

645
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: didn't you feel I felt a bit of tension in

646
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: the air.

647
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: This is weird if it's mother son now now, Josh, Josh?

648
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: What's Andrea like as a kisser?

649
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 13: Oh?

650
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 8: Good?

651
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 15: Oh?

652
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 8: I don't know if she could? Pretty good?

653
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: Good pecker mate. That's that his mother sons.

654
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 8: Him.

655
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 3: He he freaked out.

656
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: He absolutely freaked out his mother.

657
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 3: Hey, one more question, Andrea.

658
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: If you could eat a piece of sushi off one

659
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: part of Josh's body, what would it be?

660
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 3: Can't say abs? You've already said abs.

661
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 15: Oh, off his hands because he's so soft.

662
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 3: That's an.

663
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 1: All right, So we'll go to you guys. Yeah, are

664
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: you mother and son.

665
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm so sorry.

666
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

667
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: Well done you the truth.

668
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 17: I'm one of the truth that I pushed it too Farie.

669
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 3: Are you still there?

670
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 14: Hey?

671
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 12: You guys, here we are.

672
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 3: How do you feel? How do you feel?

673
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 8: Poor Will?

674
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 15: And Woody?

675
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Speaker 5: Goodness after this it's the Woman Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Woods.

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Speaker 2: I actually am in a very strange position where I

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Speaker 2: actually have to donate blood every three months because I've

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Speaker 2: got a blood condition where I've got too much iron

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Speaker 2: in my blood.

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Speaker 1: But it has you call yourself iron man, go.

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Speaker 3: On, sometimes you do.

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Speaker 2: I've got the I have got the mask anyway, I

684
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Speaker 2: when I it has opened me up to a whole

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Speaker 2: new world that is donating blood and just how precious

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Speaker 2: it is. And I'm gonna be very honest about the

687
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Speaker 2: fact that I probably wouldn't have done it unless they

688
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Speaker 2: had to. I'm so glad that I have to, because

689
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Speaker 2: it is an.

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Speaker 3: Amazing gift to give people.

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Speaker 2: And the reason that I mentioned that is because we're

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Speaker 2: about to speak to a woman called Josephine whose husband

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Speaker 2: Liam was diagnosed with leukemia. He's in desperate need of

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Speaker 2: stem cells and he can't get them here. There's no

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Speaker 2: match for his stem cells globally. So we're gonna speak

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Speaker 2: to Josephine now about just how you you guys can

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Speaker 2: actually donate stem cells and genuinely saved someone's life.

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Speaker 3: So Josephine, welcome to William Woodie.

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Speaker 12: Thanks will and Woodie for having me.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're so welcome.

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Speaker 4: Can I firstly just ask you, Josephine, on you know

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Speaker 4: how you were and how the family was, and you've

703
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Speaker 4: got two kids as well, but how you were when

704
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Speaker 4: you found out Liam had leukemia.

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Speaker 12: He was diagnosed about six months ago, just a month

706
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Speaker 12: after his fortieth birthday, and it was a shock, you know,

707
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Speaker 12: he'd been a bit lethargic and was bruising here and there.

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Speaker 12: After a few initial tests taken, yes, we got the

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Speaker 12: shop diagnosis that he had a form of blood cancer leukemia,

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Speaker 12: and he unfortunately needs a stemshell transplant to cure what

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Speaker 12: is otherwise and incurable disease.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Josephine, this is where we come in. So

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Speaker 2: donating stem cells is so easy, Like if you're going

714
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Speaker 2: to get down to the Red Cross and please register

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Speaker 2: to donate blood at lifeblood dot com dot Au. When

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Speaker 2: you get in to donate blood, which is something that

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Speaker 2: everybody should do it. It literally doesn't. It takes a

718
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Speaker 2: half an It's actually a really pleasant experience. It's a

719
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Speaker 2: lovely pause in your day. They feed you, you have

720
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Speaker 2: a lovely conversation. It's not painful, it's very easy. And

721
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Speaker 2: from there you just tick a box or essentially consent

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Speaker 2: to stem cell donation as well, and then that's all

723
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Speaker 2: you need to do.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 12: So what we are asking is that anyone who is

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Speaker 12: between the ages of eighteen to thirty five can take

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Speaker 12: three simple steps. First one being booked to give blood

728
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Speaker 12: via lifeblood dot com dot au as you just mentioned,

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Speaker 12: or you can call thirteen fourteen ninety five. Step two

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Speaker 12: you select or mention life saving lists when you book,

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Speaker 12: and step three you ask to be added to the

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Speaker 12: sem cell register at your appointment. So at the time

733
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Speaker 12: of giving the blood, they're simply an extra five minutes

734
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Speaker 12: where they take one more little vial and then you're

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Speaker 12: added to the stem cell register.

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Speaker 2: Super important message and again really simple easy steps that

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Speaker 2: everybody listening right now can take to Yeah, as you said,

738
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Speaker 2: give somebody else another chance at life.

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Speaker 3: What greater gift could you give?

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Speaker 2: Josephine, thank you so much for joining us, and honestly,

741
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Speaker 2: from both of us here and everyone at willing would

742
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Speaker 2: be good luck with Liam going forward.

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Speaker 12: Thanks thanks so much, mate, I love you better boken

744
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Speaker 12: to the podcast a bit of buckapella just to get

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Speaker 12: us in there.

746
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Speaker 1: You're welcome Australia or UK or US or wherever you are.

747
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Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about.

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Speaker 3: The fact that you think we have listeners in the US?

749
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Speaker 1: No, we would hondy handy, I can tell you here

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Speaker 1: we go. Obviously we want to talk about the toushof.

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Speaker 1: You probably want to know.

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Speaker 4: Am I feeling a bit deterred by the fact that

753
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Speaker 4: everyone thinks Matt Shervington has a better tishy than you?

754
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Speaker 1: Probably want to.

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Speaker 4: Address that, and no, I'm not worried. If anything, quite honestly,

756
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Speaker 4: I love being the underdog.

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Speaker 1: Love it as hot favorite.

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Speaker 4: I would probably crumble, I think, but I now I

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Speaker 4: have I have this drive, I have this motivation to

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Speaker 4: you know, really put the hours in.

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Speaker 3: Have you been working on your ass?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what is that? Since the since you called him out?

764
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

765
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Speaker 3: What have you done?

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Speaker 1: Bulgarian Lunges apparently isolates that you actually have an I've

767
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Speaker 1: changed my entire routine.

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Speaker 2: God I'm doing how much time every day?

769
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Speaker 1: That honesty, it's a child.

770
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Speaker 4: It's tough, but yeah, oh easily half an hour, yeah yeah, yeah,

771
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Speaker 4: and it's burning and it hurts. It's got pictures of

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Speaker 4: Shervington's ass all over all.

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Speaker 1: Over the gym at home, just great asses all over

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Speaker 1: the gym. Motivation for me.

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Speaker 4: Well, and I am trying, I think, I said before,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to do little squeezes during the day, so

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Speaker 4: and then I'll just pop a little squeeze and doing

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Speaker 4: that right now.

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Speaker 1: And you would net ever know?

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Speaker 3: No, I can see you propping up and down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm just doing that. Okay, I'm just doing that.

782
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Speaker 2: Do you think Chervo is going to be up for

783
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Speaker 2: some of the stuff that people nominated, like suggested.

784
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Speaker 4: I don't know Matt Srvings and at all no, me neither,

785
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Speaker 4: but the call made me think he's up for fun

786
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 4: and up for a bit of a laugh.

787
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Speaker 1: So like the physical hitting, I just you know, I'm

788
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Speaker 1: right into that. Is Chervo into it? You know? Who knows?

789
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Speaker 1: I think it's a clip of a coin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's but I think

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Speaker 2: we get generous.

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Speaker 1: I think we can play to his competitiveness big time.

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Speaker 3: He's a competitor.

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Speaker 4: As soon as I'm trash talking and going okay, now

795
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Speaker 4: you can give up, mate, that's fine. If you want

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Speaker 4: to get slapped on the ass by I wouldn't spur

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Speaker 4: and you can just give up and that will be.

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Speaker 1: A fire under his tushy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think that's where we get him. He's

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Speaker 4: been all like, oh whatever, bit of fun dada. When

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Speaker 4: it comes down to the competition, when we lay out

802
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Speaker 4: what we actually have to do, trust me, he will

803
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Speaker 4: take it very seriously.

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Speaker 2: I've got no doubt that you'll take it seriously. It's

805
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 2: just about you know, where's.

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Speaker 3: The line, you know, like and you know who I mean?

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Speaker 3: Who makes that call too?

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00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 2: Chervo probably LJJ, so LJ. You're gonna have to call

809
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 2: Matt Chewing and sometime in the next few days and

810
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Speaker 2: just say to him, how would you how do you

811
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Speaker 2: feel about getting your bare ass banked by Will in

812
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Speaker 2: the studio?

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00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 15: I was literally just that you're thinking, how will I

814
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 15: approach this conversation?

815
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: Have you reached I was spoken before.

816
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Speaker 4: Have you reached out to Alex Dimonoor's people about him

817
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Speaker 4: being the slapper?

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Speaker 17: No?

819
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Speaker 1: I have no that's fair.

820
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Speaker 4: I think we wanted to keep going there. I think

821
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Speaker 4: the response would be funny. I would just love to

822
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Speaker 4: see dim and O's people come back and say, appreciate

823
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 4: your reaching out, but Alex will not be engaging in

824
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Speaker 4: the slapping him an ass. I just think that's worth

825
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Speaker 4: to chase that.

826
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Speaker 2: Please, if you can one, it would yeah great, And

827
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Speaker 2: that's the response we wanted to paint.

828
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Speaker 1: Tolerance though, is actually good.

829
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Speaker 4: What if you what if we had a moment where

830
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 4: we do a reverse mission impossible where you harness up

831
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Speaker 4: Serbot and I and you lower us over a bonfire,

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00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 4: our asses over a bonfire, and it's just like and

833
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: obviously the ass is just heading up. This is this

834
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Speaker 4: is hot stuff, and it's first one to go like,

835
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Speaker 4: leive me back up.

836
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Speaker 1: This is good, this is good. We haven't thought about

837
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: that just as a mind game. Who's ass can take

838
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: more heat?

839
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 8: Yeah?

840
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 3: No, no, there's no and and we'll put that down.

841
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: Awesome, awesome, No one's writing that down. No, this is fun.

842
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: This is good though, It is good.

843
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Speaker 4: Before you go, over two thousand listeners in the US

844
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Speaker 4: since the start of the year.

845
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Speaker 14: Really.

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Speaker 4: Three and forty eight from Venuttes Weather, Oh Venezuela.

847
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Speaker 3: Hey, some great asses in Venezuela.

848
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Speaker 1: How do you know that? I would have thought that's

849
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: just a thought? Is it a random? I reckon, give

850
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Speaker 1: me more.

851
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 2: You've had great but great butts in there in that

852
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 2: part of the world.

853
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: I reckon, famous for buds.

854
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Speaker 1: Have you been to Venezuela.

855
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 3: No, I haven't.

856
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: I haven't, But it's like, where where is Venezuela? Central America?

857
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 2: That's a vibe, right, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it's Central America.

858
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: Further south for the South South America, top South America.

859
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 2: There's great arses in South America. Ricky Martin famous for

860
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Speaker 2: a great as season Costa Rica.

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00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: Excellent tourish Ricky right, excellent, He's.

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Speaker 3: Probably the best in the world.

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00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: The late northern coast of South America.

864
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.

865
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Speaker 1: The late George Michael you know that song.

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Speaker 3: Amazing?

867
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Speaker 4: Ye yeah, send the tush in that one. The jeans

868
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: no jeans jacket Tom. You know what I'm talking about? His

869
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 4: in that music video is like, I mean, that's the pinnacle.

870
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 4: These are really we should we shrvy and I should

871
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Speaker 4: just redo that.

872
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 3: I mean, there we go.

873
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 17: That's good because that bonfire idea was the worst idea

874
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 17: you've ever had. That's arguably your best dancing off to

875
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 17: wake me up before you go go in tight jeans.

876
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: Because that's the start. It's just it's just for a

877
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: fair bit of that music.

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00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 3: It's good.

879
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: Start should be on sun Rays that Oh well, that

880
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: was that?

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00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 3: All right, that's the end of the podcast. It's the

882
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Speaker 3: door opening to get the hell out of here.

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Speaker 2: Say light up nice, say you guys On Monday,