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Speaker 1: It's susy and unland cutting floor. It's dotty.

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Speaker 2: Cutting room.

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Speaker 1: What's on the cutting room floor today, Amanda.

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Speaker 3: It seems on the cutting room floor we're often talking

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Speaker 3: about bodily functions or flatulence, and today's no difference, except

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Speaker 3: today is science behind it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I like it when you put it with science.

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Speaker 3: Cs i RO has asked Australians to chart their flatulence

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Speaker 3: for research. They're hoping tens of thousands of people will

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Speaker 3: log details of their flatulents on an app to help

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Speaker 3: researchers understand gut health. They quote a woman called Heather

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Speaker 3: said she knew she fared a lot, but didn't know

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Speaker 3: how often until she started to track her output. She said,

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Speaker 3: I knew I came from a farty family. I like

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Speaker 3: croissants or pastor or bread, and I'll end up getting

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Speaker 3: So when she heard about the CSIRO and their app,

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Speaker 3: she began logging her farts and reviewing the data, and

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Speaker 3: In entries in the middle of the day, so she

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Speaker 3: now can see what it's doing to her health that

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Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't be having those snacks then, because it

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Speaker 3: makes me windy.

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Speaker 1: Is it bad to pass wind a lot?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what's it at Camelot. Well, that's what they're

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Speaker 3: perfectly normal, and it means your gut is working. But

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Speaker 3: sometimes you might need to know more. They just want

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Speaker 3: to get a big round robin of information. So they

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Speaker 3: including the frequency, the stench, the loudness, the duration, to

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Speaker 4: There's nothing more satisfying when you rip out a big

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Speaker 4: three toner you buy yourself.

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Speaker 2: Till me what a three tone?

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Speaker 1: And it changes pitch a few times. That's always good. Nice,

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Speaker 3: The average person, she says, passes win between seven and

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Speaker 2: Seven i'd be close to the twenty, I reckon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, you'd be above because I eat a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of raw onion.

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Speaker 3: I eat a lot of salads, and I think that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, but of course I like telemetry. I like

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Speaker 3: It urges you to log certain certain features, including the stench,

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Speaker 1: Isn't it work? Isn't it the worst? When you drop

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Speaker 2: Which what did you think that you'd just be a

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you think I'll get away with.

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Speaker 3: I'm of an age where sometimes they come out and

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Speaker 3: I've always been in control of when I pass it,

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Speaker 1: But grass is very absorbent.

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Speaker 3: But I was shocked so that I was surrounded by

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Speaker 2: And it was me, I have cut one, and it.

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Speaker 3: Just you at Remember that time I was walking around

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Speaker 1: Sold him up the river. That's outrageous. Now they should

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Speaker 1: get us. We should be a part of the cso statistics,

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Speaker 4: Well, then we could just be ripping them out and say, hey,

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Speaker 4: it's for science.

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Speaker 1: On the cutting room floor today, Amanda. What have we got?

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Speaker 4: Genetics may be the reason why cheater is just keep

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Speaker 2: Why would it be in your genes.

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Speaker 1: Keep it in your g keep it in the genes.

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Speaker 4: Well, the gene actually is not denim but dr D

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Speaker 4: four VNTR, also known as the thrill seeking gene.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, it makes you take risks.

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Speaker 4: Usually seek out riskier behavior to experience the scene amount

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Speaker 3: So you could if you've got that gene, why don't

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe you're seeking that way.

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Speaker 4: Maybe some people, maybe skydivers, are active.

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Speaker 3: Cheaters or inactive cheaters because they satisfy that urge that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I ride a motorcycle every day and I

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Speaker 2: Dope it did blow the waist. It's worked for you.

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Speaker 4: He has always been filled or satisfied by the risk

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Speaker 2: I mean, how weird they can isolate that gene.

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Speaker 1: This is what they do. This is science.

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Speaker 2: This is science.

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Speaker 1: This is what you used to get into before you

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Speaker 3: It's true when I went to Beyond two thousand, there

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Speaker 3: But at what point do you drill down to personality

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't want my kid to be an asshole,

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Speaker 2: But do you think that's genetic or is that environmental? Well?

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Speaker 1: I do wonder about that, because some people are just

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, our genes make up all you know,

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Speaker 4: I can drink hot fluids, you can really quickly, you

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Speaker 3: There's no fluids except boiling hot fluids, and you'd be

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Speaker 4: I should have thought of that before I had of aseectomy,

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Speaker 3: And what a shame that she doesn't have that dr

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Speaker 3: It showcased Sydney, Sydney, not Sidney Sweeney. I'm I'm talking

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, someone really shine all those.

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Speaker 3: this law has been in America for one hundred and

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Speaker 3: Oh no, they've repealed the law that said it was that.

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Speaker 3: They said the law was outdated.

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Speaker 2: Saint.

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Speaker 3: Personal matters like in fidelity should involve the criminal justice system.

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump is saying, few.

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Speaker 1: Well, has this got anything to do with the former

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Speaker 1: elect president coming in?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I think this is going to happen anyway. Originally it

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Speaker 3: but that law has largely fallen out of use, with

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Speaker 3: only five convictions since the Seventiescas, you been one.

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Speaker 2: Of five people because you've got that gene my fault.

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Speaker 2: It's my genetics.

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Speaker 1: Blame the genes. Blame blame in them, Blame the MCOs.

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Speaker 1: There's your brother.

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Speaker 2: Remember that joke that m girl always mangles? How does

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Speaker 1: You got time?

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Speaker 3: Oh, we're a child's where somebody says I've got a

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Speaker 3: in my jeans. But mcguel tells it, He says, but

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Speaker 3: it's all over my gene.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got lost in translated it did. Yeah, everybody.

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Speaker 2: Amanda's cutting room floo floor.

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Speaker 5: Hey, everybody, it's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room fla.

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Speaker 1: It's the cutting room floor.

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Speaker 5: Gay, it's Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room floor.

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Speaker 4: Yaya, on the cutting room floor we find.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever written a message in a bottle?

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Speaker 1: Many times? No, you haven't many many times.

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Speaker 2: Where would you throw them out?

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Speaker 1: Just into the water obviously?

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Speaker 2: When and what did you say? Were you a kid ofcently?

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Speaker 1: I put the name and what the day was date As.

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Speaker 2: A kid, yep, and an adult, I never knew that.

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Speaker 1: I might put a bit of D and B on

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Speaker 2: I'm sure your genitals on it.

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Speaker 4: That was somebody in the future might appreciate it. They go, okay, there,

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Speaker 4: you kid's got.

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Speaker 1: A sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: Shame, it's a grown adult.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea of a message in a bottle.

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Speaker 4: I always remember when you know, the police message in

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Speaker 4: a bottle, you know, and he puts it out there,

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Speaker 4: and then one hundred thousand bottles washed up on the shore.

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Speaker 1: That's the lyric.

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Speaker 2: Does he send out that many?

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Speaker 4: No, he sent out his message and then one hundred

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Speaker 4: thousand bottles washed upon the shore that came back in return.

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Speaker 1: I've always sound.

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Speaker 2: Like a chain letter, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Shain letters? Please?

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Speaker 2: They were very stressful.

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Speaker 3: We'll get back to messages in a bottle in a

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Speaker 3: minute now that you've meant you've triggered me with chain letters. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I triggered myself. They were so stressful because it was

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Speaker 3: that whole thing of if you you don't you will

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Speaker 3: somehow never have any friends. So you had to be

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Speaker 3: that I don't have to My innate laziness means I

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Speaker 3: don't have to do any of this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you didn't forward the letter on seven times?

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Speaker 3: I probably did the first time I got one, and

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Speaker 3: then after that note because you lose.

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Speaker 1: Your friends real quick when you send a chain letter,

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Speaker 1: don't you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. And the whole point is you'll lose

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Speaker 2: friends if you don't do it.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 3: I put it to you. You lose friends if you

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Speaker 3: loop them into this.

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Speaker 4: And the chain email was a thing, but it seems

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Speaker 3: Well, I think because of scammers. No one wants an

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Speaker 1: Is there something like that?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 3: There was the new version of that, remember, and I

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Speaker 3: was given that where you had to take some.

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Speaker 2: Sour dough starter.

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Speaker 3: Ah yeah, and you had to propagate that and when

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Speaker 3: it got to a certain level you had to pass

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Speaker 4: I took great delight of just chucking it straight into

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Speaker 4: the compost bin every time someone gave it to me.

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Speaker 4: You know, Maggi Beet would pass on her sour dough

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Speaker 4: start and see, yeah, it's brewin Maggie.

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Speaker 1: I've passed it on to Maneu for del.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to make you do at least one of

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Speaker 3: these shows on a light detector kind of arrange. Strap

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Speaker 3: g you talk garbage. But let's get back to message

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Speaker 3: in a bottle. So a message has washed up on

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Speaker 3: a Victorian beach. It's not Harold Holt after sixteen years

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Speaker 3: at sea, all sixteen and it was made its way

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Speaker 3: from Brazil over sixteen years.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: This is the note that was inside. Your curiosity is

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Speaker 3: paid off. Thank you for recovering this bottle. And taking

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Speaker 3: the time to see what's inside. I've placed bottles like

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Speaker 3: this one in several oceans at many different locations all

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Speaker 3: over the world, and I hope that people that you

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Speaker 3: might find this bottle and return the note to me

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Speaker 3: in the United States. I'd appreciate you sending me this

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Speaker 3: note so I can find out how far the bottle

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Speaker 3: traveled and for how long? Then it said, to make

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Speaker 3: it worth your while to participate in my experiment, I'll

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Speaker 3: send you twenty US dollars upon receipt of this note.

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Speaker 3: Please make sure to include your name and address. It

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Speaker 3: does sound like it's a scam, but why would it

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Speaker 3: have been so?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this guy who threw it, who threw the bottle

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Speaker 3: into the water, has been on many cruises around the world,

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Speaker 3: and so he must have been near Brazil when he

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Speaker 3: threw this one in.

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Speaker 1: Right, And so did he get the twenty dollars? Did

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Speaker 1: that it all happen? Do we know?

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Speaker 2: I think so?

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Speaker 3: But he said that only one other person had ever

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Speaker 3: found a bottle, and he says he's probably thrown a

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Speaker 3: hundred in girl got stuck into dolphin.

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Speaker 1: Blowhod green Peace gets under it on a cruise.

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Speaker 2: Are you allowed to just throw stuff over.

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Speaker 4: You can't just throw your shit over the side the

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Speaker 4: cruise ship scan but you can't have I've been on

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Speaker 4: a cruise ship and I've watched them just go and

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Speaker 4: just dump stuff.

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Speaker 1: In the old days, I remember years and years.

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Speaker 4: Ago on my honeymoon, and that's probably not kosher. The

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Speaker 4: scraps like veggies and stuff. It was probably all right

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Speaker 4: as carrots and things like that, you know, little leftover

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Speaker 4: loaves of bread.

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Speaker 3: Really, yeah, you wouldn't be able to. They wouldn't do

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Speaker 3: that now. They have to be so conscious. You would

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Speaker 1: And there's so many cruise ships now.

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Speaker 4: I like the I a year of message in a

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Speaker 4: bottle and also time capsules. I was reading a story

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Speaker 4: just recently in Tulsa, Oklahoma, in nineteen fifty seven, they

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Speaker 4: buried like a Cadillac in a giant vault underground, and

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Speaker 4: the competition, I'm pretty sure was you had to guess

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Speaker 4: what the population of Tulsa would be. I think it

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Speaker 4: in nineteen fifty seven. So in two thousand and seven,

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Speaker 4: what anniversary.

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Speaker 1: Would that be? Will that be fifty year two? What

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Speaker 1: was the first time. Fifty seven to two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: Sixty years?

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Speaker 1: Is that sixty years? Anyway? You had to guess what

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Speaker 1: the population of Tulsa.

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Speaker 2: That's fifty years.

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Speaker 1: Fifty years.

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Speaker 4: You had to guess what the population of Tulsa would be,

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Speaker 4: and you would win this Cadillac that was buried all thy.

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Speaker 3: Wa Wow, Well there would have been someone just madly

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Speaker 3: propagating to try and get their numbers up.

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Speaker 4: Got fifty kids anyway, And I wonder how that works

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Speaker 4: because it would have had to go onto the airs

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Speaker 1: So you were years years of who have you? Whoever

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Speaker 1: wrote the very boy in the end of the competition?

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Speaker 3: So do you mean the heirs would have had to

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Speaker 1: No, well it's sixty years. So say you were twenty, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's.

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Speaker 4: Sixty years, you're going to be two years, fifty years,

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Speaker 4: twenty sixty, seventy one, seventy.

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Speaker 1: You get, but you get the car.

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Speaker 2: No, but.

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Speaker 1: If you guess what the population is, fifty years. But

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Speaker 1: there's a good chance to be a five year old.

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Speaker 2: You could be a five year old, you could be

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Speaker 2: a ten year old.

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Speaker 1: A five year old going to predict what the population.

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Speaker 2: How is it? No one's going to predict it correctly.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's going to guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, who got the car? Well, they cracked it open.

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Speaker 4: Someone won the cart to I don't have those details.

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Speaker 4: But what they did discover was they didn't put proper

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Speaker 4: So out of the vault came this giant rust bucket.

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Speaker 4: It was a brand new Chevy or whatever it was

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Speaker 4: supposed to be or Cadillac, and it came out and

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Speaker 2: Was it in a dolphins blow?

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Speaker 1: And now it's in a museum? Is it? Yeah? Have

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Speaker 1: you go to Tulsa you can check it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I like that story, idn't it's worth going to Tulsa

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Speaker 4: for Have you ever been to Tulsa?

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Speaker 2: No? Where's Tulsa? Oklahoma?

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Speaker 1: Oklama.

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Speaker 2: You're in the school musical. I give us some notes.

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Speaker 4: Oh Clahoma, I know it takes twenty four hours to

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Speaker 4: get there or from anyway.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and check a bottle into the harbor.

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Speaker 4: They go and do it with a big cock and

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Speaker 4: balls on it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, here is some more.

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Speaker 5: Room floor?

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Speaker 1: What's on the cutting room floor today, friendy.

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Speaker 3: I'll start with the headline of this story that I

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Speaker 3: saw a story what i'd done saw.

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Speaker 1: You don't do the breaking news.

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Speaker 2: It's not particularly breaking.

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Speaker 3: Florida inmate has so called miracle baby by using an

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Speaker 3: if I remember correctly, that's how Virgin Mary got pregnant

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Speaker 3: through an air vent. I'll tell you how this happened

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Speaker 3: in Jerusalem. An accused killer claims she got pregnant with

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Speaker 3: another inmate's baby and having his baby in a Florida

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Speaker 3: jail after he passed his seamen.

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Speaker 2: Am I allowed to say that word.

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Speaker 3: It's medical in glad wrap through an air conditioning vent. Right,

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Speaker 3: So she gave birth to a baby girl in June.

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Speaker 3: The child's father is another inmate. He impregnated her without

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Speaker 3: ever having met her in person. She The two of

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Speaker 3: them began a romantic relationship after speaking to each other

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Speaker 3: through the air conditioning vents in their cells.

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Speaker 2: Mark Taylor joined in the cha.

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't see it going that way.

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Speaker 2: They devised upon.

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Speaker 3: They devised a plan to have a child right after

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Speaker 3: he expressed his desire to become a father. What it's

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Speaker 3: all about the nature of being in prison. So they

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Speaker 3: tied bed sheets together.

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Speaker 1: That's the go to in jail.

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Speaker 3: You know, what they should do really is get maybe

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Speaker 3: to tie them together.

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Speaker 1: Do they have fitted sheets in prison? Who's going to

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Speaker 4: The fitted shets, are pain in the neck, particularly when

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Speaker 4: it's the wrong size.

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Speaker 2: Let me explain to you what's happening here.

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Speaker 1: Just on that. I don't think they have fitted sheets

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Speaker 1: in prison.

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Speaker 4: If they did, they'll probably stop a lot of people

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Speaker 4: breaking out, stop.

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Speaker 2: This baby being born. So what happened.

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Speaker 3: They tied bed sheets together, attached the seamen in the

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Speaker 3: plastic wrap to it, and sent it through the vents

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Speaker 3: and into.

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Speaker 2: Her cells, her actual cells.

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Speaker 3: She said, I put the sea he said, I put

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Speaker 3: it in the saran wrap every day, five times a day.

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Speaker 2: For like a month straight.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's quite there.

457
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Speaker 2: Quite the provider.

458
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Speaker 3: He would roll it up almost like a cigarette, she said,

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Speaker 3: and it attached it to the line that we had

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Speaker 3: in the event, and I'd pull it through from there.

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Speaker 2: She said, I played. Do you want the information?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, candicated, she said, I placed it inside a yeast

463
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Speaker 3: infection applicator, okay, and put that and then she said.

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Speaker 2: And from there I administered it. That's where she chooses.

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Speaker 1: To go call. But that's like those things are just

466
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Speaker 1: like the old Turkey base.

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Speaker 3: She said, the child was a blessing and a miracle

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Speaker 3: baby they've never physically touched. And he said, she was

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Speaker 3: like the virgin Mary.

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Speaker 2: You know, that's what I feel about.

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Speaker 1: The baby get born, is born.

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Speaker 3: It's been cared for by her family. And when they say,

473
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Speaker 3: tell me the story again.

474
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Speaker 2: Of how I was born, Mark Taylor.

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Speaker 3: Mike Dwalder, step and explain the nature use they've called

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Speaker 3: it fujitsu pready name, you know for someone who had iv.

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Speaker 2: For years for having a baby.

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Speaker 3: I'm stunned at these stories of people who unwittingly and

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Speaker 3: unwantingly get pregnant by sniffing a pair of underpants in

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Speaker 3: the back of a car. When you when you drill

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Speaker 3: down and look at your window of fertility or your

482
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Speaker 3: avent of fertility, it's so narrow because they have nothing

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Speaker 3: else to do, so they could do it every day

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Speaker 3: if they wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Do five times a day.

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Speaker 2: He what a.

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Speaker 3: Selfless man to do that five times a day to himself?

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Speaker 3: You know you didn't see that in Prisoner.

489
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Speaker 4: Or The House Rock or The Great Escape. We'll get

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Speaker 4: into the exercise yard.

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Speaker 3: Well, the semen in the cuffs of his pants was.

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Speaker 2: Mark Taylor there as well?

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Speaker 1: You know that's going to get back. You know that.

494
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Speaker 1: Everybody here is some more.

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and a man's cutting room for hey, Hey, hey,

496
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Speaker 5: getting ready? Everybody here is some more toes and a

497
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Speaker 5: man's cutting.

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Speaker 1: Room for he from or what have we got on

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Speaker 1: the cutting room floor? Friendy.

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Speaker 3: During the week, we were discussing the nature of Carl

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Speaker 3: Minogue's sexy Santa song this one. Oh yeah, you love Cary,

502
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Speaker 3: but even you think it's a bit eck.

503
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Speaker 6: Wanting down the chey to Okay, it's a little bit

504
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Speaker 6: too much.

505
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Speaker 2: It's a little bit too much.

506
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Speaker 1: What's Carley saying there? What's the ma?

507
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Speaker 2: She wance slipped under the tree?

508
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: A sable?

509
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 2: I think like a mink coat thing. It's an old song.

510
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 4: Apparently I'll have to get my red paint to throw

511
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Speaker 4: all over Kytie.

512
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Speaker 2: I thought it might have been like a drug.

513
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Speaker 1: And then I'll say, Kylie, you've got red pain. Don't

514
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Speaker 1: you let me.

515
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 3: What wash you down? Get the hose out.

516
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 1: She's out of carry with blood.

517
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Speaker 3: Well, the reason I brought it up was because Target

518
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Speaker 3: in America, the US department store, which is just so massive.

519
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 2: Everyone's obsessed with Target.

520
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 3: They've given Santa a sexy makeover for their new holiday campaign,

521
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Speaker 3: Hunky Chris Kringle they've called him, or is known as

522
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Speaker 3: Target employee Chris K. I've got some pictures here.

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

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Speaker 3: Look at four, not the big fat one, but the

525
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Speaker 3: other ones. Look at that. What's Sander grabbing in that

526
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Speaker 3: other picture?

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Speaker 1: It looks to be his sack, Chris k.

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Speaker 3: The older one is really handsome down here, isn't he's

529
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Speaker 3: He's a very handsome older man Santa and a red jumper.

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Speaker 2: And look at that sexy one on the left.

531
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little bit too Mardi graph for.

532
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: It's a little bit ai.

533
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 3: But they've planned some holiday commercials that debut last week.

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Speaker 3: So Chris K is driving a red Ford Bronco with

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Speaker 3: a sleigh license plate.

536
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Speaker 1: Arriving a s l A Y.

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Speaker 2: And he arrives at a Target store.

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Speaker 3: We're born with while Born to Be Wild is playing,

539
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Speaker 3: and in a caption for the commercial, it's titled Born

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Speaker 3: to be Chris. So this sexy New Santa. I wonder

541
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Speaker 3: if you can go and sit on his lap, push

542
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Speaker 3: the kids out of the way onto it, get onto

543
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Speaker 3: his lab.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you like? Do you partake in the

545
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Speaker 1: Santa photos with your kids, Jack and Lamb when they

546
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Speaker 1: were little?

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't even think I'm a bad archiver,

548
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Speaker 3: archivist of my own life. I don't think. We've taken

549
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Speaker 3: the kids a couple of times, but not really. They're

550
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 3: all if ever they saw a big creature, a big mascot,

551
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Speaker 3: they'd feel terrified.

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Speaker 2: Have you got a lot of Sant photos?

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Speaker 1: We do it. They do it under sufferance. We have

554
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Speaker 1: to force them into Yeah, I don't think it's light.

555
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Speaker 1: I remember one time to stand in the queue and

556
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Speaker 1: one of my kids say, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Want to do this, and I said, well, I don't

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Speaker 4: want to do it either, and he said, well why

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Speaker 4: are we doing it?

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Speaker 1: And I said, a good point.

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Speaker 3: Let's go because often you have to get in the

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Speaker 3: photo yourself, because the kids are trying like a wild

563
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Speaker 3: animal crawl.

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Speaker 1: Why now they look at me, parents, you know the sunscreen. Parents.

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Speaker 1: They're all, let's get in there and.

566
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Speaker 2: We'll bring my own ring light.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bring me a ring light and bring the dog

568
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Speaker 4: and the cat and everyone else.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not that sort of parent. I'm from

570
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Speaker 1: a different era.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think we've got many Santa photos, and

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Speaker 3: if we did, I have no idea where they are.

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Speaker 1: It's that, you know. Yeah, it's not for me, it's

574
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Speaker 1: not for you.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to sit on the grinches?

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Speaker 1: Lab Well? The Grinch is a different kettle of fish.

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Speaker 2: Sexy grinch. So let's get sexy Grinch.

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Speaker 4: We You and I got a picture with Sada down

579
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 4: at the shops that time, remember that, You and I?

580
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Speaker 2: That's right? Why would he be there?

581
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: I think we're been drinky.

582
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Speaker 3: I don't think it was Santa now I think about it,

583
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 3: just old Missive and Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I sat on his lap.

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Speaker 1: Ok, everybody