Speaker 1: It's a Christian color show.
Speaker 2: Come on Wednesday morning. Welcome to the Christian o'clor show
Speaker 2: on God, come on in party, good morning. Give him
Speaker 2: been locked out of your place? Ah?
Speaker 3: Yes, many times?
Speaker 2: How long? What's the longest for? I've been locked out
Speaker 2: once and it was for a couple of hours. I
Speaker 2: had to go around the back of the flatsos to
Speaker 2: liven years ago, just huddle down on the floor for
Speaker 2: a while. It's awful when you're there for hours and
Speaker 2: someone can't you know, before the days of mobile phones,
Speaker 2: what do people do when they were locked out? You
Speaker 2: were just locked out, you'd have to go and just
Speaker 2: live on the streets rough for a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Don't you have like a little hidden spot for a key,
Speaker 3: a spare key key safe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And amount of times I've gone to that key
Speaker 2: safe kids umble putting that spare keyback in them happened
Speaker 2: at the weekend. Yeah, and then there's a neighbor around
Speaker 2: the corner as we had to bother them with it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, before mobile phones, what do people do when
Speaker 2: they were locked out? Peop would shove up there for hours.
Speaker 2: So Jack was on his way to the station, got
Speaker 2: into the building, phone, goes some mysterious number and risis
Speaker 2: his wife on a stranger's phone. She's locked out. She
Speaker 2: was putting the recycling out. And so Jack has been
Speaker 2: the gentleman. We sent him back to go on. I
Speaker 2: didn't actually get the feeling he was going to volunteer
Speaker 2: to go back, and so I said, you need to
Speaker 2: go back and let your wife in. I think he
Speaker 2: just thought he'd led her back. At at like nine am,
Speaker 2: Jack's on the line. Now, Jack, what's the latest.
Speaker 4: I'm here. I'm just working up. I see her. She
Speaker 4: looks like she's waving her arms. You know in movies
Speaker 4: like The Castaways where they're on the beach and they
Speaker 4: see ship. She's like jumping up and waving her arms.
Speaker 2: Is it more waving telling you to reply the brakes now
Speaker 2: to that death heap of her utur in because the
Speaker 2: breaking distance is about five hundred meters before it comes
Speaker 2: to a ground.
Speaker 4: How are you? Yeah, she's good. She's so. Luna's here
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: Are you handing over the keys now?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: She's most worried that she didn't bring a mask down
Speaker 4: and that she's going to get arrested for not wearing
Speaker 4: a Yeah.
Speaker 2: We've all got mass paranoia. Now imagine that you get
Speaker 2: the fine. It's two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: All right, we're safe, We're back home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets get the feet that you're going back
Speaker 2: in the house now safe. Jack's back in bed picking
Speaker 2: up tomorrow. Guys. Right, today shows off. We should have
Speaker 2: had you on someone of those elastic strings that I
Speaker 2: can just give it a yank now and when you
Speaker 2: come flying back like a bungee car back to the station,
Speaker 2: I'll just get a maybe ten years of age. She's
Speaker 2: an adult woman. Gets settled. Yeah, make a hot water bottle,
Speaker 2: get some nice glass of milk, tuck her into bed.
Speaker 2: All right, See that's good news. She's gone back to us.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Look tell the window, how amazing is it to see
Speaker 2: that it's light? So it feels like it's light for
Speaker 2: the first time this year. It wasn't like this. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like this time of the day. Yesterday doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like to me that it's always though.
Speaker 3: Now it's been like that for about a week now,
Speaker 3: and I'm noticing the other end of the day at
Speaker 3: six best.
Speaker 2: I lovelight evenings. You know that spring is going into summer.
Speaker 2: But this all changes soon. You've found a daylight saving
Speaker 2: times and all the the fath with the changing all
Speaker 2: the clocks in the house.
Speaker 3: I do like it, but it's impossible getting the kids
Speaker 3: back into routine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know becking to be it so on the
Speaker 2: show today. Then one thing I do want to talk about.
Speaker 2: Whilst Who's Calling Christian was going on, I kept having
Speaker 2: this story that was desperate to get to, but then
Speaker 2: the Clackson will go off and we had to interview someone.
Speaker 2: It meant that for two and off weeks I've been
Speaker 2: sat in a story which I'm very interested about, and
Speaker 2: I know you guys would as well. In Egypt, they've
Speaker 2: discovered twenty seven unopen and I previously undiscovered twenty seven sarcophago.
Speaker 2: Now we all know what the sarcopha, guys, is, an
Speaker 2: ancient stone coffin, and they don't know whether to open
Speaker 2: them up. Are you familiar with the store? What happened
Speaker 2: when they did us back in the fifties in nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty two when Howard Carter back my Lord Carnarvan opened
Speaker 2: up the tomb of Toot and camun Oh.
Speaker 3: And destroyed it. Didn't it like ruined it.
Speaker 2: No, everyone involved in that died.
Speaker 3: Oh the curse, Yes, the curse.
Speaker 2: Seriously, Lord Canarvi and who flew over two wanted to
Speaker 2: be there. He backed it all. He was an amateur egyptologist.
Speaker 2: He'd given all Howard Carto was an archaeologist like an
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones, money to finance it. He wanted to be
Speaker 2: there when they opened it all, to see it all.
Speaker 2: And I think there was a whole team of people.
Speaker 2: Within a year or two they all met these strange, bizarre,
Speaker 2: grisly deaths. And when Lord Carnarvan himself was the man
Speaker 2: that came up with the idea to find the toton
Speaker 2: come ins coffin his toomb, he came up with the
Speaker 2: original idea when he died about nine months later back
Speaker 2: in London. The story is. I love this story and
Speaker 2: I want it to be true. The story is that
Speaker 2: all the street lights of London went out for a
Speaker 2: couple of seconds. Return come. That wasn't said that the
Speaker 2: streets alone. I just added that. But anyway, I'm desperate
Speaker 2: to find it more. If you're listening to me right now,
Speaker 2: Department of Tourism in Egypt, do not open do not
Speaker 2: open those coffins. They're like two and a half thousand
Speaker 2: years old. They're all nominal, is perfectly preserved. All the artifacts,
Speaker 2: religious artifacts and documents that are in there as well.
Speaker 2: The other thing I want to talk about is nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine. That's the wonder year. Today, we just played
Speaker 2: a song from nineteen eighty nine Madonna, like a Prayer.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the video?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's my favorite Madonna song, is it? Loved it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I remember the video more than the song actually,
Speaker 2: And I remember all the controversy with the video because
Speaker 2: it used all the religious stuff, sweeping Christ and all
Speaker 2: that in the cross and the crucifix and that. So
Speaker 2: we're taking you back from the Wonder Year to nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine after seven o'clock this morning, asking you what
Speaker 2: is nineteen eighty nine mean to you? What were you
Speaker 2: up to? Then the other thing is locked out. If
Speaker 2: you've got a story about being locked out. Jack got
Speaker 2: to the radio station this morning. His wife calls him
Speaker 2: on an unknown phone. She's accidentally locked herself out, putting
Speaker 2: the bins out. You know that panic when you know
Speaker 2: it's bin dai. They're in this temporaryccommodation at the moment,
Speaker 2: so still not sing tin to wants the right Bin
Speaker 2: Dai and Bin night to get it all out. So
Speaker 2: she panics this morning because nothing worse than hearing that
Speaker 2: Laurie turn up. By the time you go down there,
Speaker 2: they're gone. They're long gone. They're so quick with that
Speaker 2: grabbing arm that comes out. Now they're done in seconds.
Speaker 2: It's like a Formula one race. It just goes hurtling
Speaker 2: by have you been locked? So she got locked out,
Speaker 2: so she had to call Jack. So Jack's gone back
Speaker 2: to let his wife back in and right now he's
Speaker 2: settling it down. Whatever that means. What's the only morning
Speaker 2: version of Afternoon Tonight? Oh no, that's what's going on
Speaker 2: there right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Christian Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast as always doing the show with Jack Posters now
Speaker 2: never straightforward that he came into the station then left
Speaker 2: almost immediately because his wife got locked out at five
Speaker 2: five am, putting the recycling out, because that's what you
Speaker 2: want from a neighbor, you know, recycling the noises of
Speaker 2: all the rubbish, isn't it. It's not the normal kind
Speaker 2: of refuse that's silent, is it. They're recycling. It's the
Speaker 2: clanking of all the boot, especially all the booze bottles
Speaker 2: at the moment, and it's all the glass jars and
Speaker 2: all that. Especially with hipsters, they recycle a lot. You
Speaker 2: know's a lot of there's a lot of hemp and
Speaker 2: packaging going on. And I like that denim looms and
Speaker 2: that from the little looms they make. So I believe
Speaker 2: hopefully by now he's shooting as he's eating that and
Speaker 2: stopping at a coffee shop right now to drive through. He
Speaker 2: should be very close to this radio station. How far
Speaker 2: away are Jack?
Speaker 4: I'm very close. I'm I'm less than five minutes away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the standard time for an uber driver. Five
Speaker 2: minutes away. They're never more than five minutes away? Drivers
Speaker 2: are there? That could mean anything?
Speaker 4: No, trust me, I've been in the car.
Speaker 5: I heard all about suit and Carmen and Lord Carnarvan
Speaker 5: and attention.
Speaker 2: Hey, what do you reckon? They should do? Is those
Speaker 2: sarcopha guy? Twenty five of them? Jack, don't open them.
Speaker 4: I wanted to call. I wish I was there so
Speaker 4: I could call BS on the whole curse?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Howard Carter? Okay, he was, he
Speaker 2: was the archaelogist. Have found it dine within nine months.
Speaker 2: Lord Carnarvan died exactly four weeks after him. The street
Speaker 2: lights of London went out for a couple of seconds
Speaker 2: to encourage.
Speaker 6: Mar to London. Now that's the part where I questioned.
Speaker 2: Tell you every single street light in London went out.
Speaker 2: That's the power of what's in those sarcopha guy, which
Speaker 2: is the blawal of sarcophagus.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm almost here. I'm around the corner, literally around
Speaker 4: the corner.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Let's play a little game now
Speaker 2: with me and Patsy. First, want to play guess what
Speaker 2: I spy? Classic card game? Something in that death trap
Speaker 2: of a yuke. Think you play I spy, Pats and Armor,
Speaker 2: Try and guess.
Speaker 6: I spy with my little eye something beginning with.
Speaker 2: Tea tape you go first, and Pats, sure, you just
Speaker 2: go first.
Speaker 3: Tape like electrical tape.
Speaker 7: No tears, no tears.
Speaker 5: Tomahawk.
Speaker 2: Tomahawk in there. Think it through an illegal weapon for
Speaker 2: anyone to be carrying around in a ute. Why would
Speaker 2: he have a we heard the other day took a
Speaker 2: pinch bar to his God's possibly a tomahawk to try
Speaker 2: and do some gardening. Do the border to your head?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 2: Trainers, I'll give you a quote.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's outside. It's something I fight outside the car.
Speaker 2: You've always got to say that it's our internal external.
Speaker 2: You can't go you go outside after a couple of
Speaker 2: rounds of internal. You always go inside first and outside.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I've not played it a long time.
Speaker 2: Get back it start again, right with a new object
Speaker 2: in the car.
Speaker 6: In the car, I fight with my little eye, something
Speaker 6: beginning with hey.
Speaker 3: Oh pe um potato peeler. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually feel like just stopping the show at the
Speaker 2: news at half six. I'm here, No go home, go home.
Speaker 2: You can't even get the game of I spy right,
Speaker 2: Phaps thinks you may have a tomahawk or a potato
Speaker 2: pelia and you can't. Is it Pepe? Is he throwing
Speaker 2: out your pats?
Speaker 6: Get permis.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's back in the studio where he belongs.
Speaker 5: Thank you guys for giving me that chance to right
Speaker 5: miss the first half hour.
Speaker 2: Well tell me this right. You laughed at me because
Speaker 2: in my phone I have a regular diary reminder that
Speaker 2: on our Tuesday night six pm, put the bins out yep, right,
Speaker 2: and you thought that was boring.
Speaker 5: This is I do need it? Yeah, he's all the stress.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, every day you look at that guy in the
Speaker 2: street who's looking nervously at the other leaders in the
Speaker 2: street following their lead about what day bin is it?
Speaker 2: Is it tomorrow? Is it today? What color bins? As well?
Speaker 2: So lot going normal with all those bins in all
Speaker 2: the different colored leads.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you the good news though, about and my
Speaker 5: wife getting locked outside and having to go back and
Speaker 5: give her the keys. We got the recycling in before
Speaker 5: the truck came well done.
Speaker 2: I mean that's the biggest wing, isn't it. Otherwise? Is
Speaker 2: it fortnightly where you are as well?
Speaker 5: No recyclings every week in fitz Roy, as you said,
Speaker 5: the hipsters have recycled all the time.
Speaker 2: We should do the thumbugs all there in Fitzroy. Wow, No,
Speaker 2: we're every two weeks. Same And I still have to
Speaker 2: cram it into the neighbors at nighttime as all those
Speaker 2: extra empties and mister Mayonnaise, mayonnaise.
Speaker 5: You still get milk with the glass bottles, all.
Speaker 2: That kombucha I have on a Friday and Saturday night.
Speaker 2: You know, it's all that kind of stuff. All right,
Speaker 2: Then once a week we do a thing called what
Speaker 2: are you up to right now? While it's imagine that
Speaker 2: we are peering through the speakers and we can see
Speaker 2: exactly what you're up to right now. I did think
Speaker 2: of a non creepy way to say that. But imagine
Speaker 2: we take a polaroid camera all over Melbourne, all over
Speaker 2: Australia wherever you listen to us right now, and indeed
Speaker 2: all over the world on the old iHeart mega platform.
Speaker 2: What are you doing right now? Whatever that is, call
Speaker 2: us up and tell us just just freeze. It doesn't
Speaker 2: need to be funny or interesting to tell us the truth.
Speaker 2: What are you doing right now? That's all we want
Speaker 2: to know the answer to.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're asking what are you up to
Speaker 2: right now? That's it, nothing else to simply what are
Speaker 2: you genuinely up to right now? Good morning to bus
Speaker 2: driver Craig. Craig's on his bus right now. He's heading
Speaker 2: from box Hill Station towards Altona. I'm pretty sure off
Speaker 2: the top of my head that bus route is the
Speaker 2: nine oh three.
Speaker 5: He's been in Melbourne long enough he know it's the
Speaker 5: bus room.
Speaker 2: Test me, test me on any bus routes, and I
Speaker 2: know I'll get it. Nine times out of ten. I
Speaker 2: get those bus routes right. All right, let's go to
Speaker 2: who we got here. Marie, Good morning, Marie.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian, Good morning, guys. I'm watching the sunrise
Speaker 9: up on the hill near my home. Got up early
Speaker 9: and decided that I've just come up and I've been
Speaker 9: here an hour or so, just watching a beautiful, beautiful
Speaker 9: beginning to a beautiful day, just like you were all
Speaker 9: saying before. I love that the sun is coming up
Speaker 9: earlier and just gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a special part of the day
Speaker 2: because most people are in bed or slowly starting the day,
Speaker 2: aren't they opening up like a flower or something. But
Speaker 2: when you actually do witness of sunrise, it's an amazing
Speaker 2: thing to see and take in, isn't it.
Speaker 8: It's beautiful.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just beautiful with a lot of dark clouds at first.
Speaker 9: That took a while to get in above them. Claud's
Speaker 9: all gone. It's just picturess got all the country around me,
Speaker 9: and so just saying it, all the trees, all the hills,
Speaker 9: just beautiful.
Speaker 2: When the town's clear as well. When it comes through
Speaker 2: and it's like it's burning all thes you've got a
Speaker 2: hell of a few. If you can see all the
Speaker 2: country around you, I mean a amazing there.
Speaker 5: Can you see us? I'm waving at the window now.
Speaker 10: All the way down to the city.
Speaker 9: Yes, I can see you waving.
Speaker 2: You see that lovely smug around us as well?
Speaker 9: Well, yes, there is. The city is in smog today
Speaker 9: for that Jack's.
Speaker 2: Twenty minute trip and that you out.
Speaker 9: At least you got the right bins out, so that's good.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's good for everyone today.
Speaker 10: Okay, thank you very That son's going to say, is
Speaker 10: it out?
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing when car is rushing Michelle, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Hello,
Speaker 2: hello Michelle. How are you this morning? Mate? You well
Speaker 2: you're on the roads.
Speaker 10: Ye, I'm good. I'm off to work diving from Willidale
Speaker 10: to Dandy South. Just sit in a huge office that
Speaker 10: normally houses about seventy people. Currently there's six of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like us here. It's normally we have all
Speaker 2: the sales people here and it's you know, crammed with
Speaker 2: people like feeling in crates basically made to sold adverts
Speaker 2: on this station it's just us lot. It's strange. It's
Speaker 2: like a deserted space station, isn't it, Michelle.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is a bit weich where they are films
Speaker 10: right out so we don't have to sitit our desks
Speaker 10: with a face mask on.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 10: First time we're surviving. It's a bit sometimes a bit depressing,
Speaker 10: but must of the time it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Well, when you think every want to go back to
Speaker 2: work next year, the rest of offers come back in.
Speaker 10: Well, I've moved during coronavirus. I was in my own
Speaker 10: office and they decided to move me to a different
Speaker 10: deparbit So now I'm sitting in an open space that
Speaker 10: normally states about twelve people. So I'm not looking forward
Speaker 10: to it because I've had my own office for thirty years.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know I can't stand open offices. I say,
Speaker 2: put up walls high behind walls. I'm a big fan
Speaker 2: of wols, runny walls.
Speaker 10: With a little tiny walk. Yet I've got to I've
Speaker 10: got so little space Sigma Furnituri. But luckily I've got
Speaker 10: a desk to raises to get into the back of
Speaker 10: my cabin.
Speaker 2: Has anyone else during the floor plan I reckon I
Speaker 2: could find if I walked to that building. I know
Speaker 2: where you are, Michelle.
Speaker 5: How much furniture do you have this?
Speaker 10: I've got a desk, a credentza and I sets. I'm
Speaker 10: so much.
Speaker 2: Michelle. This is amazing, Michelle. I'm going to try and
Speaker 2: I'm going to hire a carpet to to build you
Speaker 2: a small kind of office around you.
Speaker 10: Hi Will in the building industry. You think that could
Speaker 10: make that, wouldn't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something to builds you like a small cabby house
Speaker 2: or a frame that can just be put over you
Speaker 2: and you can have your own mini office within the office,
Speaker 2: like a little in the middle of the office where
Speaker 2: Michelle sits that condenser. All right, nobody to chat to you. Michelle.
Speaker 10: Hey, have a great day.
Speaker 2: Bye bye now bye. I get the feeling we need
Speaker 2: go down to another floor there that blesser love Michelle. Steve,
Speaker 2: good morning, Hey guys. I'm good Steve, and I hope
Speaker 2: you're well too.
Speaker 11: Oh I'm very well, thank you.
Speaker 2: And what do you up to right now, Steve?
Speaker 11: I'm on North Melbourne store. Someone Will way up to
Speaker 11: work up in Melton up to wood Glow Shopping Center.
Speaker 11: Mister Minette top and while we'll make the miss this Jack, No,
Speaker 11: maybe you should come up get his butt up there
Speaker 11: and get his miss the keys.
Speaker 2: Do you know what we can do a daily feature
Speaker 2: called Jack get your butt somewhere. There's many places he
Speaker 2: needs to get us. But I love those mister minutes.
Speaker 2: By the way, Steve, they're great the original combination business,
Speaker 2: aren't they. You know it started out with the kind
Speaker 2: of shoe repairs. Then it's the key cutting, engraving billion trophies.
Speaker 2: You do it all there there, We sure do all right, Steve,
Speaker 2: good to chat to take care of a good day, buddy.
Speaker 11: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast later on this morning, we're going to be I'm
Speaker 2: looking for your stories about car pranks and obviously don't
Speaker 2: mean big serious accents, but those pranks and dings where
Speaker 2: your first reaction is the admin. This happened to me yesterday.
Speaker 2: So I was waiting for my coffee. Just right on
Speaker 2: the corner of me here cheeky monkey and Richmond and
Speaker 2: I just stood there innocently waiting for my coffee. Saw
Speaker 2: a guy, Patsy. You'll love this general. A while ago
Speaker 2: you got very our rate lot the people backed you
Speaker 2: up as well. People who were reverse into parking spots. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this clown reverses way too quickly, unnecessarily, right into a
Speaker 2: parking spot. There three empty base. He just signs to nudder,
Speaker 2: nuzzle up and spoon my beautiful car, smashes the wing
Speaker 2: mirror off and stoves in the door.
Speaker 5: Terrible in your car?
Speaker 2: Yes, and do you know what my reaction was? Oh
Speaker 2: the admins.
Speaker 5: Finding your details?
Speaker 2: Sorry at the moment, wasn't about the car. I'm not
Speaker 2: in it. No one's turned up. Oh the admin even
Speaker 2: when he goes I need this right now? Oh no,
Speaker 2: the admin, the phone calls. I'm on hold, have put
Speaker 2: out a form. What's this incident number? What time of
Speaker 2: day was it? Are there witnesses? You know what? I
Speaker 2: just set in five. I don't worry about it. Drive on.
Speaker 3: Did he stop? And ladies, dtails?
Speaker 2: He's one of jack Slot you know, beat shorts, no shoes,
Speaker 2: one of that brigade. Just got out of bed, no one.
Speaker 2: He needed his coffee.
Speaker 5: Ah, dude, how.
Speaker 2: He goes at this?
Speaker 5: How did I do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Actually, don't try not reverse you to
Speaker 2: a park anyway. Let's go back to the Wonder year.
Speaker 2: First of all, after eighty, lots more and then stories
Speaker 2: about car pranks. This is going straight to the pool.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that you built a time machine?
Speaker 1: How of a Garian?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what any boss who sex anyone?
Speaker 5: But not turning up the dyers above?
Speaker 2: I take some bears teeth Wonder Year? All right, this
Speaker 2: week the Wonder Year. We're going back to nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 2: the Wonder Year. As we go back to onement of
Speaker 2: the year, play some of the music, we talk about
Speaker 2: the movies and TV shows at around then we do
Speaker 2: a one second winner. Before that, though, we ask each
Speaker 2: other what were we doing in nineteen eighty nine? Patsy,
Speaker 2: how about you? Were you sixteen seventeen?
Speaker 3: I was sixteen turning seventeen in year eleven at school
Speaker 3: and I got my first taste of radio. So I'd
Speaker 3: done work experience and I thought, wow, this is what
Speaker 3: I want to do. I want to be a journalist.
Speaker 2: So we've got some audio. Where was this record? You
Speaker 2: doing this?
Speaker 3: So this was one of my first gigs. I worked
Speaker 3: for free for like two years.
Speaker 2: So whenever credible, I mean fair Place sixteen, you're doing radio?
Speaker 3: Whenever the local journal in the bush where I lived
Speaker 3: in Wangaratta. Whenever she was away or off sick, I'd
Speaker 3: be in there, like Flynn.
Speaker 2: Were you invited or just broken?
Speaker 3: I think that was sick of me.
Speaker 5: And just to school, after school, before.
Speaker 3: School and after school whenever, every opportunity.
Speaker 2: Jack, Yeah, so you've been doing radio a long time?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh lucky Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so we have to listen to this. This is
Speaker 2: Patsy at sixteen doing Is it a sports bulletin?
Speaker 3: This was sport, Yes it was. It was the local sport.
Speaker 2: And what's the station called the little community station?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: No, it was the commercial one. This was This one
Speaker 3: was at Horsham, actually at three WM.
Speaker 12: All players of the homers Netball Club, you're reminded.
Speaker 2: No wait, I played of your daughter. Who is this
Speaker 2: three year old? That's not that's not a sixteen year old?
Speaker 2: This is amazing?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 5: This isn't new?
Speaker 12: All players of the Homer's Knitball Club. Your reminded, training
Speaker 12: starts tomorrow night at six pm.
Speaker 5: Shit, that sounds like a child trying to be an adult.
Speaker 2: It's not a sport. Missible you remind them what time
Speaker 2: training is?
Speaker 3: I know this was a local sport. This was the
Speaker 3: caliber of local news back then.
Speaker 12: All players of the Homer's Netball Club, you're reminded training
Speaker 12: starts tomorrow night at six pm sharp.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 12: If you've got any inquiries, you can give Joe a
Speaker 12: carn on eight. On the subject of netball, the Noradula
Speaker 12: Netball Club training convinces on Wednesday at five thirty past
Speaker 12: and new players are welcome.
Speaker 2: Awesome, it's bad. No, it's not sixteen. That's incredible. I
Speaker 2: want to hear it again. There's so much in here
Speaker 2: about ultralocal radio as well the whole details. You imagine
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Speaker 7: Now.
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Speaker 5: And they had about five numbers.
Speaker 2: Some of those TV numbers is five, one, three, and
Speaker 2: you got that No. One is the shortest phone number one.
Speaker 2: Obviously a quiet newsday that day. You're reminding them that
Speaker 2: it's training tomorrow. That's it tomorrow like ghosts.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Just going to interrupt the show right now to go
Speaker 2: to an urgent sports news report.
Speaker 12: Old players of the Homers Netball Club, you're reminded training
Speaker 12: starts tomorrow night at six pm sharp. Now, if you've
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Speaker 5: Are welcomes player. Do you guys see the news that
Speaker 5: we played last year we were allowed to play again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, old a wake cold sleepy Joe up, but
Speaker 2: he's eighty two. No, no, the young lady, the ten
Speaker 2: year old doing the newsround. Dukie howse r MD on
Speaker 2: the radio? All right, So that was Patsy the other
Speaker 2: side of the world. There was me. I was, I
Speaker 2: mean year younger than Patsy and that is a vital
Speaker 2: bit of information. I was year fifteen going into sixteen,
Speaker 2: and in April when I turned sixteen, it was a
Speaker 2: it was a big day for me. On my sixteenth birthday,
Speaker 2: I got my first ever motorbike. Wow, fifty ccs, not
Speaker 2: five hundred CC's or seven hundred and fifty ccs or
Speaker 2: one thousand CC's, A fraction of that? Do you win
Speaker 2: a fraction of the speed?
Speaker 5: Do you even really call it a motorbike?
Speaker 2: It looks jays. Don't challenge my memory, don't break through
Speaker 2: in my dreams. It was a wild machine top speed
Speaker 2: of sixty k's an hour, and that you had to
Speaker 2: really get your head down on the field.
Speaker 5: That was when you're on a step down down.
Speaker 2: Hill going hill. But I love that Me and my
Speaker 2: mate all had these things. So in England, first motorbike
Speaker 2: you could get sixteen was a fifty cc motorbike and
Speaker 2: me had about five of my mates. We all had ones.
Speaker 2: I had a Honda Empty fifty. They had various ones,
Speaker 2: Suzuki and Yamahas andtuff that, and you could you could
Speaker 2: legally alter them to make them go an extra up
Speaker 2: to five k drilled holesyrill. That bike for us what
Speaker 2: we call road hogs, and that's all we were. But
Speaker 2: then I was in a junior chapter of the Harley Davidson's.
Speaker 2: You know you could get an extra five.
Speaker 3: I wasn't really, Oh, I thought you were serious.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the photo me skinny kid with the
Speaker 2: T shirt? Join just had jacket. It was a illegal
Speaker 2: market brought rip off. I could what was six year
Speaker 2: old kicking a Portum hun Gum boss T shirt? It
Speaker 2: was one my mum got from the market.
Speaker 5: Hey, you had billowy sleeves in that?
Speaker 2: I did? You were and there? Man, it was eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Billowy sleeves were the things when I was on this
Speaker 2: wild machine. Ah, I love that bike.
Speaker 11: It was.
Speaker 2: It was other than when you first learned to cycle.
Speaker 2: That's freedom, isn't it As a young kid. It's when
Speaker 2: you first get your kind of bicycle legs getting on
Speaker 2: that motorbike. Mima, mates, we thought we were we all
Speaker 2: had we all had aviator shades cool. You know, we
Speaker 2: thought we used to ride like two or three breads,
Speaker 2: like road hogs. Look back at that photo. Now it's
Speaker 2: a child on a bike. Seriously, And the noise it
Speaker 2: made in first and second gear was like this. It was.
Speaker 2: It was deafening. On a long trip. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to be any more than half an hour. The smell
Speaker 2: coming out because I illegally adapted the exhaust. I drilled
Speaker 2: holes into the side of it because the as a rumor,
Speaker 2: this is before the internet, rumor for rumors one could
Speaker 2: you couldn't fact checked anything. Was if you drew old
Speaker 2: in the side of the exhaust, it would go quicker, dangerous, dangerous,
Speaker 2: smelly as well, all that cheboor two stroke coming up
Speaker 2: into my head. Obviously, I think that's why I've got
Speaker 2: issues today. But at sixteen, I love sixteen.
Speaker 11: To me.
Speaker 2: The only thing I really remember sixteen is I left
Speaker 2: high school. But it was all about that motorbike.
Speaker 5: They put the photo up on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you feel like you're meeting a young Hell's Angel.
Speaker 2: I almost look dangerous. It's like Marlon Brando on the Waterfront.
Speaker 2: There's a real air of danger about this kid.
Speaker 5: There was an air of danger about that skinny kid
Speaker 5: being on a motorbike.
Speaker 1: That's Jack Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're do the ononder Year of the Moment before we
Speaker 2: get anywhere near the movies. A lot of great movies
Speaker 2: out in nineteen eighty nine. Some big TV shows debut
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine as well, we'll do all the
Speaker 2: other side of the news. Big reaction moment to Patsy's
Speaker 2: first ever sports Bulletenant's see the age of sixteen and
Speaker 2: me on my wild Hog, a fifty cc first and
Speaker 2: only motorbike I've ever owned, so you could together at sixteen.
Speaker 2: In my mind this was going through the music and
Speaker 2: my headphone to my helmet. Buck. There's a photop right
Speaker 2: now on our Instagram and also Facebook home the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show. You can find it. Jenny Buxton has already
Speaker 2: seen it. Christian. I've just seen the photo of sixty
Speaker 2: you on your motorbike. Were not born to be mild? Hey, Jenny?
Speaker 2: Come on? It was a wild hog.
Speaker 5: A couple of similarities to you and Rob Brydon people
Speaker 5: are making as well, and I love this. It looks
Speaker 5: like the Australian Post delivery bike.
Speaker 2: Hey, that got on to sixty k's an hour. It
Speaker 2: was a wild machine. It was a wild stallion. I'm
Speaker 2: sure it's what Springsteen was on when he wrote Born
Speaker 2: to Run. Pats You're gonna have to update that sports
Speaker 2: report from when you were sixteen in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: This one I've listened to young Patsy Oh.
Speaker 12: Players of the Homers Knitball Club, you're reminded training starts
Speaker 12: to Borrow at six pm sharp.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 12: If you've got any inquiries, you can give Joe a
Speaker 12: corn on a to O one eight one. While on
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Speaker 12: on Wednesday at five thirty past and new players are welcome.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Patty. Good morning, Christian. This is from Marty.
Speaker 2: I listened to the show every morning from Horsham, just
Speaker 2: letting you know that the Homeless Football Network Club is
Speaker 2: now extinct.
Speaker 1: No Christians, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, let's go back to the movies then we're out.
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty nine, big Batman movie, the Tim Burton
Speaker 2: take on Batman was the biggest movie of the year.
Speaker 2: So bid that Prince did the music terrible Prince song.
Speaker 2: This is this for about four minutes in yelling bat Down.
Speaker 2: So I say, lazy guitar track.
Speaker 5: I don't remember this.
Speaker 2: Terrible, not a good moment, not a great movie. Despite
Speaker 2: obviously Tim Burton's great director, Michael Keaton was Batman and
Speaker 2: it's great. Jack Nicholson as the Jokers on paper. This
Speaker 2: should have been great, and there was a big movie
Speaker 2: that year, but not a very good movie. Jack Nicholson,
Speaker 2: who's one of the greatest actors ever, chewing the scenery.
Speaker 1: Never rub another man's room?
Speaker 2: Bar It does even sound chilling? Does it? The threat
Speaker 2: of rubbing another man's room?
Speaker 5: But he was like a comedy joker when they started
Speaker 5: making him a lot darker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this was one of my favorite movies of
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine. Excellent. How great was Bill and Tech? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what a brilliant movie. I can't wait to see the
Speaker 2: new one as well. Keanu reason Alex Winter were only
Speaker 2: twenty two when they did this in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 7: Excellent to each other.
Speaker 8: Party on Dude, do.
Speaker 2: You remember the time traveling Van Hayle? And it had
Speaker 2: so many moments. There was this strange kind of snobbery
Speaker 2: that this wasn't as good as Wayne's World Dum The
Speaker 2: both about the kind of slackers and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But they're both great movies. I love Ben in Ted
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty nine. They're my favorite movie of nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Did you like say anything with John kushak Oh?
Speaker 3: I loved him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great movie Say Anything was a great
Speaker 2: teen romance movie, a really smart one. It was Cameron
Speaker 2: Crow's first ever movie before he went on to do
Speaker 2: Almost Famous or Jerry Maguire, and it's his kind of
Speaker 2: love story to him being a teenager. And John Kushak
Speaker 2: is the star of it. And there's an iconic scene,
Speaker 2: one of the those iconic scenes of the eighties where
Speaker 2: you would have seen him. If you've never seen Say Anything,
Speaker 2: you would have seen the movie where it was John
Speaker 2: Kusha and he's holding the big boombox. It's under this
Speaker 2: love interest story and he plays this Peter Gabriel songs
Speaker 2: in Your Eyes Now when I'm six When I was sixteen,
Speaker 2: this was everything to me. I idolized John Kushak. I
Speaker 2: wanted to be as cool as him. Also, he was
Speaker 2: quite a sort of interesting character. He was ringing into kickboxing.
Speaker 2: I remember there's a scene where he's having dinner with
Speaker 2: this girl friend's dad and he's saying how he doesn't
Speaker 2: want to have a corporate life. He wants to be
Speaker 2: a professional kickboxer, and he describes kickboxing as a sport
Speaker 2: of the movie, and everyone laughed him at the time.
Speaker 2: He should have invested in UFC kickboxing did become the
Speaker 2: sport of the movie. I didn't know, but this You've
Speaker 2: got You and Bianca should watch it this weekend, so
Speaker 2: I think you'd love it all right.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it, but I can say just looking
Speaker 5: at clip from it now, you kind of look sixty
Speaker 5: on the motorbike.
Speaker 2: Kind of looks like a young stoidelies John Kushak now
Speaker 2: as well. I love John Kushak movies. There absolute priant.
Speaker 2: Can't recommend say anything enough. This was the biggest TV
Speaker 2: show in the world. At one point one billion people
Speaker 2: would watch this bay Watch. It ran not just from
Speaker 2: in the late eighties when the nineties was huge all
Speaker 2: over the world. Pamela Anderson, David Hasselhoff. This used to
Speaker 2: be on tea time in the UK every single Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see it? Were you a fan? Patch? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was a fan, definitely. There's a couple of bossies
Speaker 3: on it, but the names don't spring to mind. Wasn't
Speaker 3: PHELPSI on it? I think PHELPSI was on it for
Speaker 3: a time. There was a couple of Australians anyway. Was
Speaker 3: he a bit later in its run?
Speaker 2: Yeah? People don't. I mean David Hassehoff who he's in
Speaker 2: a TV show. He cast a very big shadow over
Speaker 2: at at the Stars. You know it's a hofsting second
Speaker 2: mention of David Hasselhoff in nineteen eighty nine. In nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine, the Berlin Wall came down. Quite a few
Speaker 2: of you said, didn't Hoff sing on it? And wasn't
Speaker 2: he on the show last year for Who's Calling Christian?
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: He made an epic performance last year on Who's Calling Christian?
Speaker 2: In a phone call that spanned forty minutes. Right, he
Speaker 2: was in a car driving somewhere n LA and kit
Speaker 2: I think was driving it was. It sounded like a
Speaker 2: thirty eight minute phone call. It kept breaking up three
Speaker 2: times because there was a phone reception in Los Angeles,
Speaker 2: and it was story after story. He told us that
Speaker 2: story about meeting Quentin Tarantina, what the oscars in the
Speaker 2: in the toilets and embarrassing himself, And then we asked
Speaker 2: him about his performance on the fall of the live
Speaker 2: Fall of the Berlin Wall. You'll link to a really
Speaker 2: big moment in world history, not just European history, but
Speaker 2: when the wall collapsed between East and West Berlin divided
Speaker 2: for us so many years you were actually there. When
Speaker 2: are you singing on the wall? I think it collapsed
Speaker 2: under the power of your voice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, I haven't looking bolt. They called
Speaker 7: me on the phone, they said, would you sing on
Speaker 7: New Year's even I said I can sing on.
Speaker 8: The wall.
Speaker 7: Though, And I said, they're never, ever, ever, ever going
Speaker 7: to say yes. And they called me back and they said, well,
Speaker 7: it looks like you're singing here on the wall.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, this is.
Speaker 2: Him actually singing live on the wall. He still had
Speaker 2: the voice last year. He's still got what a song?
Speaker 2: You know? Maybe when other hop had a solo career.
Speaker 2: He was most successful in Germany. Make of that what
Speaker 2: you want? I'm not saying huge and Jermy so bigame
Speaker 2: not a German guy or German singer to actually sing
Speaker 2: on the fold of the burning wall and American from
Speaker 2: Bainwatch at night Rider David Hasselhoff, All right, coming up next,
Speaker 2: there we go to nineteen eighty nine, testing your knowledge
Speaker 2: of that all the big hits in the One Second Winner.
Speaker 1: Christian i'connell Christian o'connells.
Speaker 2: Show podcast, Today's One Second Winner. You're ready to go
Speaker 2: back to nineteen eighty nine? You ready all right, so
Speaker 2: well one second winner, we play some one second clips
Speaker 2: to Jack and Pats and I've got one for you
Speaker 2: guys to try and guess as well. Here's the first one.
Speaker 3: For you guys, if I could turn back time share, Well.
Speaker 2: Done, Pats straight in your big shirt fan, Patsy.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not really, but I remember that clip on
Speaker 3: the navy ship and she was wearing a shoelae.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right. Yeah, was she sitting astride that big
Speaker 2: cannon or something? As well? What song is this? Come on?
Speaker 2: You should get You should get this now, You should
Speaker 2: get this now now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, can we hear it again?
Speaker 1: M hmmmm?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 9: This is.
Speaker 5: Remember last week?
Speaker 2: Yes, all the way from Harland from a line from
Speaker 2: a Hashka cafe. I think yes, Milli Vanilli. We spoke
Speaker 2: to someone who's called in Christian or is it.
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighteen nine? This should be an easy one
Speaker 2: for one of you. Have you been paying attention this morning?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Like a prayer and Madonna on fire today?
Speaker 2: What's happened? Normally you're steaming through this genre. It doesn't
Speaker 2: normally stop Jack winning when it comes to all right
Speaker 2: this song?
Speaker 3: Oh bet Middler win beneath my weng on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we believe my wings?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I thought you'd get.
Speaker 5: What movies from Beaches? Sad at.
Speaker 8: Terrible?
Speaker 2: Do you not like Beaches? I thought all women like Reaches?
Speaker 3: Just depressing?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, Jack, you should get Come on.
Speaker 2: I can't see pantsy getting this. This is your wheelhouse.
Speaker 2: There's a hipster on the show. Disappoint if you don't
Speaker 2: know this awesome tune.
Speaker 3: Oh the things that make you go mmm? But who
Speaker 3: sung it? Things that make Is it that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: I think it's funky carmina.
Speaker 2: No, you're in the right kind of genre, though, Jack.
Speaker 2: One more guess, Jackie boy? Is it u? I'll give
Speaker 2: you a limit. You're in the right You're really cold,
Speaker 2: so warm? Come on, fat so let's bust a move.
Speaker 2: It's young seed because its terrible that so one just
Speaker 2: busted the move. This took a great song from nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine? What's the other one? He had no how
Speaker 2: as well? Was putting too? All right? One second winner
Speaker 2: for you, dear listener. What song is this from nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine? Huge song? We played a lot on this
Speaker 2: radio station. Let's go to Live's Good morning to Andrea morning.
Speaker 8: I think it's barking by ton Lock.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not wilding my tone. Look it's not
Speaker 2: that nice guest though, Almost there, Andrea tough light, I
Speaker 2: have a nice day.
Speaker 8: Good bye, Scott.
Speaker 2: What do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: Are you gonna gos? I think it's loving it elevator Erosmith.
Speaker 2: Wow, darn well, don't make good skills, tough one. I
Speaker 2: guess this morning. We'll sort you out in the brie. Scott,
Speaker 2: well done. You're the one second winder.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So yesterday at ten fifty five am. The only reason
Speaker 2: I another time is because it's going to be an
Speaker 2: insurance claim. Someone reversed into my car here in Richmond.
Speaker 2: If you've ever been to Richmond, you might know there's
Speaker 2: a great little coffee place. We used to go for
Speaker 2: breakfast when we could do Cheeky Monkey. It's kind of
Speaker 2: like it feels like a meeting room for the Tigers.
Speaker 2: Amount of times we've seen some of the players there, the.
Speaker 5: Coaches and the Melbourne Storm as well.
Speaker 2: Of course we've seen so many legends in there. But
Speaker 2: it's a great little place you can do pick up
Speaker 2: coffee at the moment and so yesterday, after finishing here,
Speaker 2: I was just waiting for my coffee. Part of the car.
Speaker 2: There were three empty bays next to mine. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: five to eleven, it's pretty quiet, no one should be
Speaker 2: out and about. And this guy just, you know, someone's
Speaker 2: just going too fast. Everything's just a bit too caffeinated,
Speaker 2: or maybe are not caffeinated for this guy. And he
Speaker 2: does something Patsy absolute despises. He verses into the parking base,
Speaker 2: ignores the two empty ones that are all away from mine,
Speaker 2: right close to mine, but way too close. He's going
Speaker 2: in far too quick. He's got the angle wrong, you know.
Speaker 2: You see it happening so much, it's gonna hit, he's
Speaker 2: gonna hear. And then it's the and then the car
Speaker 2: just comes to a juttering holt, you know. And there's
Speaker 2: a couple of seconds where he doesn't get out, you know,
Speaker 2: And I go run for the car and the wing
Speaker 2: mirror is ripped off completely that there's exposed electrics to
Speaker 2: mirror smashed. The door's been stoved in as well on
Speaker 2: the passenger side. And my initial reaction, I had to
Speaker 2: be honest, it's ah no, the admin, the phone call,
Speaker 2: the form filling the Oh god, the photos exchanging details.
Speaker 2: I just want to get my coffee. I just come
Speaker 2: in for a coffee and get out of here. I'm
Speaker 2: on my way. This is this is gonna be something
Speaker 2: which we're going off for weeks now, won't it. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna work out it's going to repair it that
Speaker 2: I take it. And I thought, you know, the drop
Speaker 2: down process in my head was like, that's repair in lockdown.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take weeks. Oh no, I'm off. Next week,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be trapped again like Colonel Abraham's in the house.
Speaker 2: The kids are off.
Speaker 5: I'm off.
Speaker 2: I've got no escape in the car.
Speaker 5: And can't they make you get second quotes as well?
Speaker 5: So somewhere it's going to cost this match. Yeh, go
Speaker 5: get a second opinion for us.
Speaker 2: Even as he got out, I think you're still mumbling
Speaker 2: the adme and then he goes, oh dude, he's on
Speaker 2: a jacks brigade, no shoes, beat shorts. And he goes,
Speaker 2: oh dude, I no know how I did that. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's empty space here and here. Why
Speaker 2: do you want to spoon my car? He's too laid down.
Speaker 2: That's your name and we're all that and blessed him.
Speaker 2: He was a nice guy. It was hugely apologetic. But
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are stories out there about people who
Speaker 2: have had car pranks, and I don't obviously mean serious
Speaker 2: car actions, but I know it's a very good friend
Speaker 2: of mine and his wife sadly passed away and he
Speaker 2: didn't date. He don't want to find another partner for
Speaker 2: about five years until one day he was a murder
Speaker 2: squad detective. He's undercover on the case. He's following someone
Speaker 2: who they're meant to be following and then arrest as
Speaker 2: soon as he gets home. But this suspect is going
Speaker 2: to a supermarket. But he's a detective, so he's leading
Speaker 2: this whole sort of sting operation. Goes into car and
Speaker 2: obviously he's watching someone who is possibly a murderer, so
Speaker 2: he's all eyes on that. Goodness knows what people will,
Speaker 2: what goes through their minds when they've got a concentral
Speaker 2: that he doesn't see a lady, you know, firsty, he
Speaker 2: just like smash right, and he you know, just I'm
Speaker 2: going to adman. He's saying, I just aspect my case.
Speaker 2: He has to red lead has just his someone ca
Speaker 2: so other people have to pick up the tail or
Speaker 2: whatever they got they called it. So he has to
Speaker 2: get out exchange, gets his warrant card out and says
Speaker 2: he's an undercover police officer, and they swap details. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it all gets sorted out, and then he feels bad
Speaker 2: about it, but he also kind of fancied the lady.
Speaker 2: It's the same age to him, middle aged, sort of
Speaker 2: in their fifties. And he pops down with a bunch
Speaker 2: of flowers and after to say a couple days, they
Speaker 2: say I'm sorry, and she invites me for a cup
Speaker 2: of tea. They start getting talking stuff like that. They
Speaker 2: started the date. They got married a year later.
Speaker 5: Well lovely ind yeah, she was.
Speaker 2: She'd recently got divorced at a terrible bit of break up,
Speaker 2: her husband a cheating on her and he was still grieving.
Speaker 2: But he met this lovely lady. I think he married
Speaker 2: now about eight years, really happy together, but he had
Speaker 2: I was the wedding. He had the best speech about
Speaker 2: how they met. How could you not if you ran
Speaker 2: into a lady's car and then your police on a
Speaker 2: murder operations thing stopped to get details and then creepily
Speaker 2: go around a couple of days later with a bunch
Speaker 2: of flowers checking in on her, but also ask her
Speaker 2: out on the date. So, has anyone got any car stories?
Speaker 2: Then about car pranks?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast took them out.
Speaker 2: Your stories about car pranks, Patsy, You ever dented someone's car?
Speaker 3: Have I ever? I was backing out, Yes, I was
Speaker 3: reversing and I actually backed into my husband's bosses car
Speaker 3: and I panicked. You know how you hear people they
Speaker 3: panic and they drive off and you think, how could
Speaker 3: you possibly do that?
Speaker 8: But I did.
Speaker 3: I panicked because I knew it.
Speaker 2: I just can't do that. I know that.
Speaker 3: And then, you know, the funny thing is he well, no,
Speaker 3: it's not funny.
Speaker 5: He saw it.
Speaker 3: But that was your selfless.
Speaker 2: You just said right now, he saw it.
Speaker 5: He saw it.
Speaker 3: And then Chris came home and he said, hey, did
Speaker 3: something happen today when you came to drop that off
Speaker 3: to me? And I said, oh, I might have backed
Speaker 3: him too, Russell's car. Anyway, it was like just a
Speaker 3: little tap. It was like a love tap, and it
Speaker 3: was like boss a love tap. It was minor, it
Speaker 3: felt massive, but he I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure you got out to check it was mine was
Speaker 2: gunning it out there.
Speaker 5: You can see in the review mirror as you were
Speaker 5: gunning it off.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I paid for no hard feelings. He was very
Speaker 3: very good about it, very gracious.
Speaker 2: And Chris left that drop that day got he's really
Speaker 2: good about It's fine, Jackie boy. Have you ever been
Speaker 2: prank somebody?
Speaker 5: I haven't praying somebody, but someone prayed me when I
Speaker 5: was driving my mum's car. And I guess I'm always
Speaker 5: trying to be nice and like not have any issues
Speaker 5: with people. So I was like, ah, look it doesn't matter,
Speaker 5: don't worry.
Speaker 2: Abo details lot of said a lot of.
Speaker 5: There was only a little bit of the front, like
Speaker 5: the number plate was scrunched up, and then a bit
Speaker 5: of the front bumper bar was broken.
Speaker 2: It has quite a love it, so it's not it's
Speaker 2: not road working and you and I.
Speaker 5: Hate how Oh look we all make mistakes, and look,
Speaker 5: don't worry. Don't do it again. So I took it home,
Speaker 5: dropped off to mum and I said I had the
Speaker 5: number plates a little bit bent, and she went out
Speaker 5: and she did you get the people's detail because this
Speaker 5: is like, there's real damage here. It stayed on that
Speaker 5: We had that car for another ten years and it stayed.
Speaker 2: Scar to it. All right, let's get some of your story.
Speaker 2: So we got here Colin, good morning, Yeah, Christian, how
Speaker 2: are you? I'm good Colin, welcome to the show and
Speaker 2: car praying. What's your story?
Speaker 6: So I was working as a motibike courier.
Speaker 13: I was coming down Kingsway Avenue down just where there's
Speaker 13: the Harry Jackson, the Merstades dealership down there. Anyway, traffic
Speaker 13: was all banked up.
Speaker 2: I was laying.
Speaker 13: I was going between the t I think I was
Speaker 13: laying splitting. Anyway, A guy came out of Mercedes dealership.
Speaker 6: He was fat.
Speaker 13: He was blocking the lane. I couldn't go between the vehicles.
Speaker 13: So long story, short is I try to get around
Speaker 13: in traffic sard moving, which pushed me onto his car
Speaker 13: on his bonnet and dragged the bike across his bonnet,
Speaker 13: so that a fair bit of dammage show. It was
Speaker 13: all no speed. No one got hurt. But then when
Speaker 13: we got a car with dropping retails, I said, oh,
Speaker 13: it's a really nice car. How long you had it bought?
Speaker 13: As I brought it five busy, I just left the deal.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, you're obviously okay in this story,
Speaker 2: you didn't hurt yourself, did you na?
Speaker 13: Not a scratch?
Speaker 2: It was all no speed. So he's just pulling out
Speaker 2: of the dealership with his brand new Mercedes. He doesn't
Speaker 2: even get it onto the King's Way. He's putting out yep.
Speaker 2: So I did reverse it back up and go can
Speaker 2: you repair this?
Speaker 5: I didn't notice when I bought it, but there's all
Speaker 5: these marks.
Speaker 2: And there's a there's a guy attached in the front
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 13: He was surprised, really look about it. Wow, yelling and dreaming.
Speaker 2: He was calm, all right, Colin, great, cool, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, mate, Stay safe, Uh, catcha mick, good morning.
Speaker 8: More than Christian and go how are you all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all good, Mick, and welcome aboard. What's your story.
Speaker 8: My uncle had a collision with a piano.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is amazing, something of Lauren and hardy.
Speaker 8: Yes, it fell off the back of a truck in
Speaker 8: front of him and caused HI would smash into it,
Speaker 8: and he used to recollect it made exactly the sort
Speaker 8: of noise you would expect when a car hit a piano.
Speaker 2: And their big old sorrid things as well, aren't they pianos.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well it wasn't upright and when he finished. But
Speaker 8: the funny part of it was, during the course of
Speaker 8: the proceedings of getting insurance come through, every person that
Speaker 8: probably seen this care this playing form called him up
Speaker 8: to start away from Second Touch Insurance Company. We're just yes,
Speaker 8: I hit a piano.
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Speaker 2: song can have a different meaning like fridge over troubled water, Silver,
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Speaker 2: It's so highbrow. And then yeah bronze.
Speaker 5: Mm okay, what's going on? I'm just choosing which ones?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, the least stinkiest. Next time, do you
Speaker 5: the song monkey Town? Won't you take me to monkey Town? Detail?
Speaker 3: Changing more than one letter?
Speaker 5: Okay technically yeah, but actually you're right.
Speaker 2: You're smarter than me, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Can you look at the a spelt monkey m.
Speaker 3: U n K one still doesn't know what's the mark
Speaker 3: for that one?
Speaker 5: Bronze Bronze miners under the fridge.
Speaker 2: And it's either fridge one in there as well, fridge
Speaker 2: up into the water is change the letter of a song?
Speaker 2: I'll give you silver. It's what you gave mine. That's
Speaker 2: fair enough. Their fridge actually young up grade enough. That's
Speaker 2: a gold, all right, that's that's the gold.
Speaker 5: Have you got any more five for your ride to farty?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay? Yes, okay, we're done. You can have gold
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Speaker 2: Every once in a while, i'll get an email one
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Speaker 5: It's all I only give about ten percent of the show,
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Speaker 2: Whad he? How's that alphabet game? All right? Knock knock
Speaker 2: knocking on Kevin's door. You haven't changed the letter, You've
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Speaker 2: That song Caine filling me softly instead of killing me softly.
Speaker 5: Don't it sounds a bit silly? Silver?
Speaker 2: Oh God, and you hate Silius, don't you, Jake yet?
Speaker 5: So sad?
Speaker 7: Serious?
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Speaker 2: I mean you're ruining the song, you're changing. That's Karen
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Speaker 5: Two letters changed, I think, Oh I won lit, but
Speaker 5: I beg your pardon Gold plus for my Sylinus.
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Speaker 2: Everyone knows the most powerful broadcaster in all of Australia
Speaker 2: is Petrina Jones. But when you see this majestic lady
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Speaker 5: It's poignant.
Speaker 2: It's poignant. And then get some scissors out of her
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Speaker 3: Oscar Kaine is I love his stars today? A recent
Speaker 3: experience has called for you to Cancerrian to demonstrate your bravery.
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Speaker 5: Who do you have to be brave against patsy life
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Speaker 2: I mean I thought he the picts are big fight
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