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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I'll ask you this, is this a good sign or

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Speaker 2: a bad one? With our news the other night? Albeit

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Speaker 2: it was the late night News with Peter Averton, But

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Speaker 2: have a listen to this.

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Speaker 3: I think it's time to put a smile on your face,

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Speaker 3: something to chase away all the COVID concerns we're facing

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Speaker 3: in Australia, especially for people in New South Wales and Victoria.

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Speaker 3: They say laughter is the best medicine. Here's a double

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Speaker 3: dose of comedy to brighten your night. A classic from

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Speaker 3: the wonderful Two Ronnies.

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Speaker 1: Four candles, four candles, four candles, No, four candles? Are

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Speaker 1: you are? Four candles?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Four candles not candals for forks?

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Speaker 3: That brings back very happy memories. First performed in nineteen

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Speaker 3: seventy six, believe it or not, that's forty five years ago.

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Speaker 4: The Two Ronnies question, I would ask you, I've got

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Speaker 4: a lot of questions. Is it good that nine can

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Speaker 4: is the news? You know?

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Speaker 2: Is it good at the moment that we can devote

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Speaker 2: five minutes to a sketch from two long dead comedians,

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Speaker 2: or are things that bad that they're thinking, well, we're

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Speaker 2: stuffed what else are we going to get some two ronnies?

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Speaker 4: Just throw some too?

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Speaker 5: Weird that it was two ronnies because the joke has

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Speaker 5: often been have a picture of the picture of cute

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Speaker 5: animals at the zoo. Hey animals, it's cold at the zoo?

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Speaker 5: Are they snuggling up? Hey it's hot? Are they licking

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Speaker 5: ice blocks? So let's go to the zoo? Or cute

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Speaker 5: little something or others? But that's really weird and the

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Speaker 5: fact that for a comedy break, why are the two Ronnies?

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Speaker 2: But is it good or is it bad? Is it

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Speaker 2: because part of me when I saw it of it, Well,

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Speaker 2: this is good. They've got nothing else to fill the

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Speaker 2: news with, so they've got the two Ronnies? Or is

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Speaker 2: it bad that we're in such a state that's all

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Speaker 2: we've got left.

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Speaker 5: Let's go back to the good old days of the

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Speaker 5: two Ronnies. Maybe should go back to that documentary The Flintstones.

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Speaker 4: Tonight on Aca and expose on the goodies side.

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Speaker 5: How odd?

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Speaker 4: So you have no answers for me?

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Speaker 5: No, I think it's time. This is a sign of

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Speaker 5: the apocalypse. Where are the four horsemen?

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Speaker 4: Came back to Pete with his head and his hands going.

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Speaker 2: What happened to those Chinese people, to toppling over dominoes

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's gamation