Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about what's the shortest time from
Speaker 2: buying something to breaking it. We got this amazing story
Speaker 2: from Michael which gives us another idea.
Speaker 3: First halfur was the car story way Claire. I had
Speaker 3: the police officers come around to say that I recovered it,
Speaker 3: bring out the insurance to let him know that the
Speaker 3: carl was banned, and now laid the police officers going
Speaker 3: back and said I got to stolen off the tow truck.
Speaker 2: So basically I said to Michael yesterday that is like
Speaker 2: the shortest victory lap ever and we want to know
Speaker 2: your stories. Is basically the quickest time you've ever gone
Speaker 2: for being a hero good news to suddenly being a
Speaker 2: loser like Michael, we found your car, to sudden an
Speaker 2: hour later, go now it's been stolen again. So very
Speaker 2: short victory laps for the better calls between now and
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Speaker 1: Carl Ber, you're listening to the Christian Okyl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Shortest vitored app Stories. How quickly can we find you
Speaker 2: going from winning to losing? Jay? Grade six? I was
Speaker 2: in Christian opening game of the interschool footy Seas in
Speaker 2: my first game ever, fairywet Day in Melbourne, crazy muddy
Speaker 2: oval kick to goal that put us ahead shortly before
Speaker 2: the final siren. Surreing goes impulsively. I celebrate, as I've
Speaker 2: seen on TV by diving headphones onto the overload some
Speaker 2: of the mud. However, I lacked the forward trajectory or
Speaker 2: quired to send me sliding. Instead, I just slammed sumach,
Speaker 2: winning myself severely struggling to breathe, requiring urgent medical attention.
Speaker 2: My friends, who originally running to celebrate, were now had
Speaker 2: to sit with me, concerned when I.
Speaker 4: Tried to breathe, put my coach to get me on
Speaker 4: to help pick me up and carry me off and
Speaker 4: then give me back in my five feet gingerly walking
Speaker 4: back to the lockers being laughed a good times je.
Speaker 5: It looks so strange to any spectators because it looks
Speaker 5: like a man just belly flopping onto the ground.
Speaker 2: Jay, that's the kind of thing we're looking for, Jay,
Speaker 2: I will reward you of our finest pens nine four
Speaker 2: one four one o four three. Rachel, good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning, how are you Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Rachel. So what was your quick victory lap?
Speaker 5: I had a bran new kitchen installed, and that evening
Speaker 5: my husband went to work, and I decided to cook
Speaker 5: myself a steak. So I put the fry pean on
Speaker 5: the back burner and then I decided I'd go and
Speaker 5: have a shower. And while I was in the shower.
Speaker 2: No, we don't move that quickly into shell a steak.
Speaker 2: Only taste a cuple of minutes.
Speaker 4: I like it well cooked, more than eight minutes to
Speaker 4: get one well done.
Speaker 2: You're going to rotate the steak as well?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I know, like a super side.
Speaker 2: Why you're going have a shower, But like, yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: never cook a steak and then go and have a
Speaker 2: shower that shut in there, I do my hair. Actually
Speaker 2: I'm a conditioner, blow dry it. So what happens? I
Speaker 2: meanwhile back at the state while you're doing the shower routine.
Speaker 2: What happened to the steak?
Speaker 5: I heard a loud pop. So I quickly dried myself
Speaker 5: and went out to the kitchen. And when I got there,
Speaker 5: I found that the fire retund splashback had exploded and popped.
Speaker 2: Even that flame retarded.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not flame return only fire RETU don't. So
Speaker 5: I had ruined the new splashback.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I guess your husband was really impressed.
Speaker 5: Yes, he still reminds me of it to this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rachel, Rachel, we've got to give you a pan. Okay,
Speaker 2: one for you, one for your husband.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, Rachel, take care, thank you very much. Just
Speaker 2: go to Greg naw Greg. Good morning, great Christian. Greg.
Speaker 2: What's your It sounds like you're installed in the losing
Speaker 2: phase of this story. So Greg, what happened? How do
Speaker 2: you go from winning to lose in your short victory lap?
Speaker 1: Yes, when I was younger and the two young twin
Speaker 1: boys are having a bit of a barney in the house.
Speaker 1: One grabbed the old DHS tape and threw it his
Speaker 1: brother and missed and went straight through the glass window door.
Speaker 1: So decided to do the right thing and the old
Speaker 1: rented house gate down and buy a whole, brand new
Speaker 1: panel of glass and took the door off, put in
Speaker 1: the garage, laid the new glass in and turned around
Speaker 1: to go inside and bump the broom and watch the
Speaker 1: broom handle go straight down through the middle of the
Speaker 1: pain of No.
Speaker 2: Greg, it's almost too cruel, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Very much So it's when you're watching in slow motion
Speaker 1: and there's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Greg, that's horrible. I feel about even laughing, just like,
Speaker 2: oh no, what do you have to do? Go back
Speaker 2: and repeat the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go back. And then it was that old
Speaker 1: stole frosted glass, so I remember, not the last lot
Speaker 1: of the previous ones. So we had to go for
Speaker 1: the good old plane glass on the third, Troy. And
Speaker 1: when you put it in again, just back away slowly
Speaker 1: from the glass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very much.
Speaker 1: So, no one around, Everyone leave the room quietly.
Speaker 2: Greg will send you Penn. Thank you very much, the
Speaker 2: story mate, have a good day.
Speaker 3: You too.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast coome Morning, David.
Speaker 6: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: O bestial. Thank you very much, David, and what's your
Speaker 2: short victory lap story for us?
Speaker 3: I used to go.
Speaker 6: I was flying to Sydney. I used to be travel
Speaker 6: agents and I was just a cheap economy seat and
Speaker 6: I get tapped on the shoulder and said, look, I'm
Speaker 6: terribly sorry, we're going to have to move you up
Speaker 6: to first class. And I am punch in the air
Speaker 6: and I stand up, looked around and strolled very confidently
Speaker 6: and into my first class seat, and I'm thinking, this
Speaker 6: is it, this is how you travel. I had a
Speaker 6: buckle up, I had a look at the menu, and
Speaker 6: literally thirty seconds after I've sat down, she tatched it
Speaker 6: on the shoulder and says, I'm really really sorry, We're
Speaker 6: going to have to move you again. And I thought, well,
Speaker 6: there's no further forward the first class. Wrong. They walked
Speaker 6: me into the cockpit, fold down the little jump seat
Speaker 6: behind the pilot and said there you go. So that
Speaker 6: is seat and there's no meals and they said, sorry,
Speaker 6: we han't go any meals for you, but we can
Speaker 6: give you our institute a little.
Speaker 2: Straw in the top. I've never heard them putting a
Speaker 2: passenger in the cockpit the whole four years ago. They
Speaker 2: used to before nine to eleven. Yeah, there was like
Speaker 2: a single sort of fold down seat there. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: remember that. It was the worst seat on the plane.
Speaker 6: I'm six foot one and.
Speaker 2: You guys want to watch Big Bang Theory. Now you
Speaker 2: probably have to fly the plane, so we'd like to
Speaker 2: move into first class for thirty seconds to enjoy it.
Speaker 2: You should have wolved down all the food and drink
Speaker 2: and cheese you could do in thirty seconds. David, that's
Speaker 2: a great one. We'll give you one of our first
Speaker 2: class Christian O'Connor's chopens.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Great story, David, Thank you very much. Glenn, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 7: So here. I was up for our Springs doing the
Speaker 7: Think Desert Race. Had a really good ride, felt good.
Speaker 7: Came in about one hundred position out of six hundred,
Speaker 7: which is good. Got it all pumped coming over the
Speaker 7: finish line for the pop a wheelie got it up
Speaker 7: onto the back wheel, and just as I was going
Speaker 7: underneath the finishing line, I threw it all the way
Speaker 7: and ended up finishing the race about two meters behind
Speaker 7: my bike as it was flying through the air. Came
Speaker 7: off just like ading my shoulder.
Speaker 2: But what a what a showman? Finished though, that's evil
Speaker 2: can Eagles style finished places.
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 2: We'll give you a pen. That's a great story. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for showing it with us. Mate, jeez,
Speaker 2: let's go to Nikki, Nikki Hi hike teams. Nikki, what
Speaker 2: is your story? That about a short victory lap?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 8: So I signed up for a triathlon. I'm no athlete
Speaker 8: by any imagination, so it was more just a participation
Speaker 8: event for me, and so I was very surprised when
Speaker 8: I got the second fastest time and only to realize
Speaker 8: later on that I missed half of the course.
Speaker 2: Athlete next time in pink.
Speaker 9: Cold absolutely no training required, Oh Nikki. That's I only
Speaker 9: realized when because my family had come to support me,
Speaker 9: that my kids had made beautiful signs go mummy, and
Speaker 9: I didn't didn't see them on the course, and they
Speaker 9: didn't see me because they were at a part of
Speaker 9: the course that I obviously didn't get to.
Speaker 2: What is Shane at that early finish? Loan for you there,
Speaker 2: Oh Nikki, that is an amazing story, NICKI would have
Speaker 2: to give you a chow pen for that one. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. According with it, that's a great one.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Thank you. By The Christian O'Connell Show podcast