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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday we were talking about what's the shortest time from

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<v Speaker 2>buying something to breaking it. We got this amazing story

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<v Speaker 2>from Michael which gives us another idea.

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<v Speaker 3>First halfur was the car story way Claire. I had

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<v Speaker 3>the police officers come around to say that I recovered it,

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<v Speaker 3>bring out the insurance to let him know that the

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<v Speaker 3>carl was banned, and now laid the police officers going

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<v Speaker 3>back and said I got to stolen off the tow truck.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically I said to Michael yesterday that is like

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<v Speaker 2>the shortest victory lap ever and we want to know

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<v Speaker 2>your stories. Is basically the quickest time you've ever gone

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<v Speaker 2>for being a hero good news to suddenly being a

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<v Speaker 2>loser like Michael, we found your car, to sudden an

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<v Speaker 2>hour later, go now it's been stolen again. So very

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<v Speaker 2>short victory laps for the better calls between now and

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Ber, you're listening to the Christian Okyl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Shortest vitored app Stories. How quickly can we find you

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<v Speaker 2>going from winning to losing? Jay? Grade six? I was

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<v Speaker 2>in Christian opening game of the interschool footy Seas in

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<v Speaker 2>my first game ever, fairywet Day in Melbourne, crazy muddy

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<v Speaker 2>oval kick to goal that put us ahead shortly before

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<v Speaker 2>the final siren. Surreing goes impulsively. I celebrate, as I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen on TV by diving headphones onto the overload some

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<v Speaker 2>of the mud. However, I lacked the forward trajectory or

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<v Speaker 2>quired to send me sliding. Instead, I just slammed sumach,

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<v Speaker 2>winning myself severely struggling to breathe, requiring urgent medical attention.

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<v Speaker 2>My friends, who originally running to celebrate, were now had

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<v Speaker 2>to sit with me, concerned when I.

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<v Speaker 4>Tried to breathe, put my coach to get me on

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<v Speaker 4>to help pick me up and carry me off and

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<v Speaker 4>then give me back in my five feet gingerly walking

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<v Speaker 4>back to the lockers being laughed a good times je.

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<v Speaker 5>It looks so strange to any spectators because it looks

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<v Speaker 5>like a man just belly flopping onto the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>Jay, that's the kind of thing we're looking for, Jay,

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<v Speaker 2>one four one o four three. Rachel, good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, how are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Rachel. So what was your quick victory lap?

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<v Speaker 5>I had a bran new kitchen installed, and that evening

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<v Speaker 5>my husband went to work, and I decided to cook

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<v Speaker 5>myself a steak. So I put the fry pean on

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<v Speaker 5>the back burner and then I decided I'd go and

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<v Speaker 5>have a shower. And while I was in the shower.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't move that quickly into shell a steak.

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<v Speaker 2>Only taste a cuple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it well cooked, more than eight minutes to

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<v Speaker 4>get one well done.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to rotate the steak as well?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I know, like a super side.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you're going have a shower, But like, yeah, I'd

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<v Speaker 2>never cook a steak and then go and have a

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<v Speaker 2>shower that shut in there, I do my hair. Actually

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a conditioner, blow dry it. So what happens? I

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<v Speaker 2>meanwhile back at the state while you're doing the shower routine.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to the steak?

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<v Speaker 5>I heard a loud pop. So I quickly dried myself

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<v Speaker 5>and went out to the kitchen. And when I got there,

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<v Speaker 5>I found that the fire retund splashback had exploded and popped.

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<v Speaker 2>Even that flame retarded.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not flame return only fire RETU don't. So

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<v Speaker 5>I had ruined the new splashback.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I guess your husband was really impressed.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, he still reminds me of it to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Rachel, Rachel, we've got to give you a pan. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>one for you, one for your husband.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Rachel, take care, thank you very much. Just

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<v Speaker 2>go to Greg naw Greg. Good morning, great Christian. Greg.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your It sounds like you're installed in the losing

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<v Speaker 2>phase of this story. So Greg, what happened? How do

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<v Speaker 2>you go from winning to lose in your short victory lap?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, when I was younger and the two young twin

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<v Speaker 1>boys are having a bit of a barney in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>One grabbed the old DHS tape and threw it his

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<v Speaker 1>brother and missed and went straight through the glass window door.

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<v Speaker 1>So decided to do the right thing and the old

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<v Speaker 1>rented house gate down and buy a whole, brand new

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<v Speaker 1>panel of glass and took the door off, put in

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<v Speaker 1>the garage, laid the new glass in and turned around

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<v Speaker 1>to go inside and bump the broom and watch the

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<v Speaker 1>broom handle go straight down through the middle of the

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<v Speaker 1>pain of No.

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<v Speaker 2>Greg, it's almost too cruel, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Very much So it's when you're watching in slow motion

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<v Speaker 1>and there's nothing you can do about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Greg, that's horrible. I feel about even laughing, just like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, what do you have to do? Go back

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<v Speaker 2>and repeat the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, go back. And then it was that old

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<v Speaker 1>stole frosted glass, so I remember, not the last lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the previous ones. So we had to go for

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<v Speaker 1>the good old plane glass on the third, Troy. And

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<v Speaker 1>when you put it in again, just back away slowly

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<v Speaker 1>from the glass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very much.

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<v Speaker 1>So, no one around, Everyone leave the room quietly.

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<v Speaker 2>Greg will send you Penn. Thank you very much, the

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<v Speaker 2>story mate, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>You too.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast coome Morning, David.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 2>O bestial. Thank you very much, David, and what's your

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<v Speaker 2>short victory lap story for us?

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<v Speaker 3>I used to go.

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<v Speaker 6>I was flying to Sydney. I used to be travel

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<v Speaker 6>agents and I was just a cheap economy seat and

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<v Speaker 6>I get tapped on the shoulder and said, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>terribly sorry, we're going to have to move you up

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<v Speaker 6>to first class. And I am punch in the air

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<v Speaker 6>and I stand up, looked around and strolled very confidently

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<v Speaker 6>and into my first class seat, and I'm thinking, this

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<v Speaker 6>is it, this is how you travel. I had a

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<v Speaker 6>buckle up, I had a look at the menu, and

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<v Speaker 6>literally thirty seconds after I've sat down, she tatched it

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<v Speaker 6>on the shoulder and says, I'm really really sorry, We're

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<v Speaker 6>going to have to move you again. And I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 6>there's no further forward the first class. Wrong. They walked

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<v Speaker 6>me into the cockpit, fold down the little jump seat

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<v Speaker 6>behind the pilot and said there you go. So that

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<v Speaker 6>is seat and there's no meals and they said, sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>we han't go any meals for you, but we can

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<v Speaker 6>give you our institute a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Straw in the top. I've never heard them putting a

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<v Speaker 2>passenger in the cockpit the whole four years ago. They

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<v Speaker 2>used to before nine to eleven. Yeah, there was like

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<v Speaker 2>a single sort of fold down seat there. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that. It was the worst seat on the plane.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm six foot one and.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys want to watch Big Bang Theory. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>probably have to fly the plane, so we'd like to

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<v Speaker 2>move into first class for thirty seconds to enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have wolved down all the food and drink

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<v Speaker 2>and cheese you could do in thirty seconds. David, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a great one. We'll give you one of our first

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<v Speaker 2>class Christian O'Connor's chopens.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Great story, David, Thank you very much. Glenn, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>So here. I was up for our Springs doing the

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<v Speaker 7>Think Desert Race. Had a really good ride, felt good.

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<v Speaker 7>Came in about one hundred position out of six hundred,

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<v Speaker 7>which is good. Got it all pumped coming over the

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<v Speaker 7>finish line for the pop a wheelie got it up

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<v Speaker 7>onto the back wheel, and just as I was going

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<v Speaker 7>underneath the finishing line, I threw it all the way

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<v Speaker 7>and ended up finishing the race about two meters behind

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<v Speaker 7>my bike as it was flying through the air. Came

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<v Speaker 7>off just like ading my shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>But what a what a showman? Finished though, that's evil

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<v Speaker 2>can Eagles style finished places.

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<v Speaker 8>There?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll give you a pen. That's a great story. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much for showing it with us. Mate, jeez,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go to Nikki, Nikki Hi hike teams. Nikki, what

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<v Speaker 2>is your story? That about a short victory lap?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 8>So I signed up for a triathlon. I'm no athlete

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<v Speaker 8>by any imagination, so it was more just a participation

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<v Speaker 8>event for me, and so I was very surprised when

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<v Speaker 8>I got the second fastest time and only to realize

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<v Speaker 8>later on that I missed half of the course.

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<v Speaker 2>Athlete next time in pink.

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<v Speaker 9>Cold absolutely no training required, Oh Nikki. That's I only

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<v Speaker 9>realized when because my family had come to support me,

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<v Speaker 9>that my kids had made beautiful signs go mummy, and

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<v Speaker 9>I didn't didn't see them on the course, and they

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<v Speaker 9>didn't see me because they were at a part of

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<v Speaker 9>the course that I obviously didn't get to.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Shane at that early finish? Loan for you there,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Nikki, that is an amazing story, NICKI would have

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a chow pen for that one. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. According with it, that's a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks guys, Thank you. By The Christian O'Connell Show podcast