Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Come on in, Pats and Pats. I'm sorry it sounds
Speaker 2: like you're in pain. The team have told me you've
Speaker 2: really hurt your hip. I don't know what happened or actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: you really are in a lot of pain.
Speaker 3: You go to bed and you're completely one hundred percent
Speaker 3: fit and fine, and then you wake up and somehow
Speaker 3: in your sleep you've hurt your back hand.
Speaker 2: So you played a game of foot, you have been
Speaker 2: throwing out a small aircraft or something. Go to bed now?
Speaker 2: Is a health hazard?
Speaker 4: Ri?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's depressing, isn't it. You wake up like that? Fine,
Speaker 2: I just laying down now asleep can hurt me? What
Speaker 2: have you done?
Speaker 3: Just I don't know. It's just something on my yeah,
Speaker 3: in my left hip. I absolutely don't know what I've done.
Speaker 2: You must have done something different yesterday and then your
Speaker 2: body's try to reset itself while you was asleep and
Speaker 2: it's clicked in the wrong place. Maybe I don't know
Speaker 2: what were you doing yesterday? Nothing is that when you
Speaker 2: go around and cllect the money on her Monday, isn't it?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 2: It's kicked through Monday. She kills it Monday, she calls
Speaker 2: it was? It was it that I did nothing out
Speaker 2: of throwing people like a hip throw. I seen John
Speaker 2: Wick does that move? We flips him in the air.
Speaker 2: Did too many of them on the Monday. And you're
Speaker 2: not warmed up or something? You could really put your
Speaker 2: hip out.
Speaker 3: I did have a big day yesterday because the love
Speaker 3: God's heard his foot. He's got to go the specialist
Speaker 3: today with both what you.
Speaker 2: Two turned up to over the weekend, the swing and break?
Speaker 2: Did it? That love swing you've got out there? I
Speaker 2: assure you.
Speaker 3: So I did have a big day I had like
Speaker 3: four trips out of the house yesterday aside from work,
Speaker 3: running Audrey to picking her up from school, running to
Speaker 3: ballet here, there and everywhere.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. So are you a Monday loser? Patsy?
Speaker 3: Definitely? And you know what happened when I did the
Speaker 3: school pick up yesterday? I thought someone had shot through
Speaker 3: the windscreen.
Speaker 2: I trust only a news journalist would think that. Who's
Speaker 2: a drive through at school? You know what? That be gunman?
Speaker 2: Get down, don't want ready for this? Drop and roll
Speaker 2: on me? On me? Both? Is it sex? I've got
Speaker 2: watch my six I've got the two, Gunman.
Speaker 3: There's a truck passing in the opposite direction. It flew
Speaker 3: up a big rock on our windscreen and cracked my
Speaker 3: windscreen at like eye level. I thought it was going
Speaker 3: to cave in on me. You should see it, Jack,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get that replaced today.
Speaker 2: Oh what a pain that is. Going to go and
Speaker 2: get the new wind screen, because if it's bigger than
Speaker 2: a what is something you have to replace the wind screen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how it's still like holding in
Speaker 3: place it needs.
Speaker 2: And was it actually a rock or is it just
Speaker 2: a stone or something got chipped up there? It sounded like,
Speaker 2: I mean, where do you live where there's loose rocks
Speaker 2: on the road that Laurie could just kick up a
Speaker 2: loose actual boulder.
Speaker 3: It was one of those tipper trucks, you know, those
Speaker 3: double tipper trucks, and they go like the.
Speaker 2: Hurtle on the land trains. Yes, and went bang, Gunman.
Speaker 2: It looks back into the left, back into left. Already,
Speaker 2: this is ours bru of footage back into the left.
Speaker 2: Someone's up there on a grassy nul. It's the sports
Speaker 2: teacher's Monday sport.
Speaker 3: It's definitely I'm definitely a Monday loser Foreshore.
Speaker 6: This week the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Patsy, I did
Speaker 6: see one of the newspaper headlines, national beetroots shortage raises
Speaker 6: question of whether Australia is at the mercy of international
Speaker 6: supply chain factors.
Speaker 7: Are you're onto this a week ago?
Speaker 2: My word truth shower pose? Yeah, finally, finally, after I
Speaker 2: was six years on the show, you were onto something
Speaker 2: about the national beat roots shortage.
Speaker 3: I know. I still can't get it, still cannot get beetroot.
Speaker 2: Jackie boy, you are winning all losing Monday. How was
Speaker 2: your day yesterday?
Speaker 7: We're losing Monday. We got car trouble as well, Patsy.
Speaker 7: Not a cracked wind screen, but Bianca's been hit in
Speaker 7: the side of the car or someone's just backed into
Speaker 7: her while she's parked, and there's big.
Speaker 2: Dint in the hill. Didn't leave any detail, didn't leave
Speaker 2: any details. That's horrible.
Speaker 7: All she got was a guy on the street kind
Speaker 7: of lurking around. When she came back to the car,
Speaker 7: said ah, yeah, I saw that happen, but the person
Speaker 7: just drove away.
Speaker 2: I'd arrest that that's who did it. Yeah, right, mate,
Speaker 2: nice tripe.
Speaker 7: Just give us your details, but I think it can
Speaker 7: be fixed with Remember a couple of weeks ago, Caitlyn,
Speaker 7: our producer, was telling us about some foolproof method. You
Speaker 7: don't have to go.
Speaker 2: To the Caitlyn, what's what's the technique? You m actually
Speaker 2: get a dent out?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Really easy. You just boil a kettle, pour the hot
Speaker 8: water over the dint, and then chuck a plunger on
Speaker 8: it and suck it out.
Speaker 2: Why aren't we all doing this?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I've done it before to a friend's cart, saved her
Speaker 8: thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2: So how big? How big would this work for? Like
Speaker 2: a fist sized din or smaller?
Speaker 8: Hers was a fist or bigger and I was.
Speaker 7: Able to preciate first.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to work out of them by.
Speaker 7: Head double a double, fist doubles. This is this is
Speaker 7: a biggie, this is laptop size.
Speaker 2: Are going through some various things.
Speaker 7: Could you do a laptop size with the plunger? Yeah,
Speaker 7: I reckon, I can get it to go.
Speaker 2: I mean we're gonna have to pull it up a
Speaker 2: couple of couple of kettles to do that. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: what do you need a couple of plunges if it's something.
Speaker 8: That big, so the plunger, it doesn't really matter. They've
Speaker 8: really they've got a good suction on them. My dad's
Speaker 8: a plumber, so I know a lot about plunges. Okay,
Speaker 8: I mean all it just needs to get right in
Speaker 8: the middle. You're loosened it up with the hot water,
Speaker 8: and then pull it as hard.
Speaker 9: As you can.
Speaker 2: I know that when people make their own sound effect
Speaker 2: to demonstrate to us layman that it's a simple thing,
Speaker 2: and then you go and it's out.
Speaker 7: Her dad's a plumber.
Speaker 2: That's she knows everything that there is to know about plumbing.
Speaker 2: You can call in this morning, even if you're a
Speaker 2: plumber and in a plumb off. Caitlin wins hands down
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to drive the Yankees car in tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Could you fix it? Can you bring your kit in?
Speaker 8: I've already got a plunger here.
Speaker 2: Radio produce, So are you that there is a lot
Speaker 2: of stacked up ship on the show at the end
Speaker 2: of the sixth hour. It doesn't need to get things unblocked.
Speaker 1: The Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Actually have some good news. It's rare that money comes
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Speaker 7: You must do your accounts late in the year.
Speaker 2: Very yesterday. There is a misunderstanding lass ship between me,
Speaker 2: my wife and more importantly the tax office. So we
Speaker 2: don't need to focus on Matt. Everything is fine, it's
Speaker 2: absolutely fine. It's all fine, but there has been a misunderstanding.
Speaker 2: This all been ironed out now ferally. I just want
Speaker 2: to say so. The other thing I want to know.
Speaker 2: In coming into work this morning, I saw an enormous
Speaker 2: it almost like a spacecraft, but it was a ship
Speaker 2: in the bay, and I mean like a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: This thing was huge. I've never seen such a side before.
Speaker 7: It's not the Disney one, is it? Is it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: We had a listener who was getting on the Disney
Speaker 7: one soon.
Speaker 2: Right. How can you find out? Is there a website
Speaker 2: where they have to log giant mega cruise ships in
Speaker 2: the bay? Yes? There is?
Speaker 7: Is there Mega Cruise Ships dot com you want to
Speaker 7: be on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I am, But I'm sure.
Speaker 2: There must be somewhere where will can find it because
Speaker 2: they get these apps these days and point it up
Speaker 2: at plane the sky and let me let you know
Speaker 2: what plane that is?
Speaker 7: Is there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how they tracked That's why they were tracking
Speaker 7: Taylor movements all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's like an app. You hold it up
Speaker 2: and then then I'll let you know what the flight
Speaker 2: number is and where it's come from and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: What the altitude is? Yeah? Yeah? What is it? Real?
Speaker 2: What is it? It is enormous and it's lit up.
Speaker 10: I think it is the According to the cruise ships
Speaker 10: schedule from Vicports dot gov dot au, the Resilient Lady
Speaker 10: or the Europa to have docked today.
Speaker 2: So what is that? Like, I one of these mega
Speaker 2: cruise ships? This thing was huge.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think they're just one of those big old
Speaker 10: cruise ships. Resilient Lady might be the virgin one.
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's resilient. I'm telling you now right.
Speaker 2: The amount of lights on this thing all like I
Speaker 2: think it was how many lumens they're going to burn through?
Speaker 2: Like this thing was lit up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2: It was huge. Caitlin, which one is it?
Speaker 11: Do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 8: Urgent Voyagers And it's the newest cruise ship in the
Speaker 8: world and it's adults only, but it's.
Speaker 2: Absolutely adults only. We had a behave yesterday. She swam
Speaker 2: out to it. Some of that action just getting the bullpit.
Speaker 2: It's an actual bullpit. So what is it? It's the
Speaker 2: newest one or the largest in the world. There's not
Speaker 2: that huge thing, is it. It's got like a what
Speaker 2: is it call like a sort of Disney actual sort
Speaker 2: of theme park at the top.
Speaker 8: No, it's doesn't have a theme park at the top,
Speaker 8: but it is absolutely massive. The first one that ever
Speaker 8: went out of Melbourne was earlier this year and they
Speaker 8: had it lit up again and I think it's purely
Speaker 8: just because it's brand new and they want to run
Speaker 8: to see like, oh, what's.
Speaker 2: That at night? I mean, I'm not cooking it. I
Speaker 2: was just sort of seeing that. To me, they're like
Speaker 2: a waste of looming.
Speaker 7: You've eat the book to or you haven't. You can't
Speaker 7: just swim out there and.
Speaker 2: Get go down the wall. There's a guy with a
Speaker 2: more teching book and it's at like five a m.
Speaker 12: We had a.
Speaker 7: Waited the other day who was raving about this new
Speaker 7: Virgin cruise ship. What he said, he paid eight thousand
Speaker 7: dollars to get some premium cabin and you get all
Speaker 7: the food and drink that you want. And he sounded
Speaker 7: like he went nuts on it because he said five
Speaker 7: days of free drinking and what it was like, here's
Speaker 7: no kids? What was he saying about it? Because he
Speaker 7: was like lit up the restaurant and he wasn't telling
Speaker 7: our table, but.
Speaker 2: He was like everyone was over, here's a Virgin.
Speaker 7: No kids drinking drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, how Caitlyn, how do you know so much
Speaker 2: about cruise ships coming and going?
Speaker 8: So I went to the launch of it because we're
Speaker 8: in media.
Speaker 7: I went to the launch.
Speaker 2: I remember now, yeah, sorry, I do remember. Very awkward
Speaker 2: conversation towards the end of the year when you were
Speaker 2: happy to start the show in January then to partner
Speaker 2: some free cruise for a long winded review on the show.
Speaker 2: Is it that one?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: And hasn't your partner gone on the cruise on.
Speaker 8: The cruise and had a great time with one of
Speaker 8: our friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're the Roofward because obviously we don't work
Speaker 2: in media. Katelyn works in media. It's got the plunger.
Speaker 2: We don't have the plunger, the media plunger.
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: My wife's eighty one year old Auntie is over visiting
Speaker 2: from the UK. She arrived in the early hours of
Speaker 2: Saturday morning and Sunday we found out that's so she's
Speaker 2: eighty one. She's never had a burger before in her life.
Speaker 2: And I know it's not like she's saying she's never
Speaker 2: seen the sunset and all that, but still just a
Speaker 2: common or garden, humble burger. You kind of think, how
Speaker 2: can anyone get through the whole life. They've been curious,
Speaker 2: they're everywhere.
Speaker 7: You have got the burgers in the UK is the
Speaker 7: UK We've had done.
Speaker 2: For years and very popular, widely popular there. So I
Speaker 2: got a burger on Sunday to right this wrong, and
Speaker 2: she two mouthfuls. She didn't care for that burger. She's
Speaker 2: she's been alright living that life at Burger Free, but
Speaker 2: she did not care for the burger. So today we
Speaker 2: want to know what if you never had or tried
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three. I'm still
Speaker 2: yet to have KFC.
Speaker 7: You gotta try it.
Speaker 2: Have I done? There's enough outlets for me.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you have to try the eleven herbs
Speaker 7: and spices. That's a big secret.
Speaker 2: But what what am I? What would I get from
Speaker 2: the kernel that I don't get from any of the
Speaker 2: other places like macas or you know, Hungry Jack or
Speaker 2: Red Rooster or Grilled Baddy's Burgers.
Speaker 7: You can just get chicken.
Speaker 2: But they all do chicken, and they do it.
Speaker 7: They kind of actually must have been annoyed when everyone
Speaker 7: else started doing chicken.
Speaker 2: He was wrong dead by the time that Red Rooster
Speaker 2: came along.
Speaker 7: But you books and stuff like that, But mac has
Speaker 7: never used to deal with chicken besides the chicken burger.
Speaker 7: And now they've got all the bites and stuff.
Speaker 2: Everyone has to do chicken. Now, Patsy, what have you
Speaker 2: never tried?
Speaker 3: I've never tried Hungry Jacks or Red Rooster.
Speaker 2: Never had it? What?
Speaker 3: Never had it?
Speaker 2: I thought you'd be a fan of the rooster.
Speaker 3: No, never had the red shot.
Speaker 2: Maye, the zingy chicken rap thing that is very good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so good. You've never had it.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. I've always sort of gone to
Speaker 3: just Mecca is okay.
Speaker 7: I guess well, if we're stayed in the fast food realm,
Speaker 7: I've never had a big Mac?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 13: Really?
Speaker 2: Never? You can't talk about the colonel getting upset right now,
Speaker 2: Ronald McDonald, he's fuming. You don't want to fall out
Speaker 2: with that clown. You've never had a big Mac.
Speaker 3: I've just never got one, not even on like mccapy
Speaker 3: day or anything.
Speaker 2: No, No, you're missing out with berger greatness, my friend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That is just it's a spot that
Speaker 2: whenever you have one, they're always they're always great. Real
Speaker 2: Can you believe he's never had the big Mac?
Speaker 10: I want to know the reason why you've never had
Speaker 10: a big because it's like it's a choice option.
Speaker 7: You gonna make it. I always get chicken nuggets when
Speaker 7: I go to McDonald's.
Speaker 2: I like the nuggs. No, No, you've got to be in this.
Speaker 2: I do understand you've got to be in a certain
Speaker 2: mood to to have bug up at Macadez.
Speaker 10: But how many times do you go to maccas like
Speaker 10: you would have been?
Speaker 7: Hundreds and hundreds and I always get yeah, I know,
Speaker 7: but I always go the nuggets. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2: This week, try big. You never know, you never know,
Speaker 2: you don't know. Maybe you become who you always meant
Speaker 2: to be once you unlock a new level of greatness.
Speaker 2: For Jack hard to believe a new level of greatness
Speaker 2: with a big mac.
Speaker 7: Alright, I'll do it if Pats goes through a roster.
Speaker 7: All right, well big Dares on the show this week.
Speaker 2: Factor on the Well, one of our listeners has never
Speaker 2: had a banana. I mean, why not? Joy the fair
Speaker 2: Factor this week? Come on, Kim, try and banana.
Speaker 14: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: What have you never tried? Christian? I worked at macis
Speaker 2: for eight years. Never had a big mate, Christian. My
Speaker 2: mother tried Carevsly for the first time at ninety the
Speaker 2: other week, Christian only fifty four. I've never had pizza
Speaker 2: hut or red Rooster? Am I missing out? Advertising? Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course? You are Chris. Sue's never had mac and
Speaker 2: cheese soon?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: That wrong?
Speaker 7: I have to Oh that.
Speaker 2: Is so giving. That is mac and cheese. Paul my
Speaker 2: grandparents eighteen nine eighty seven. I have never had chicken
Speaker 2: salt reny a thing to worry about that? When will
Speaker 2: you getting that granny little detail about herbs? It's what
Speaker 2: we're going through the herb cupboard. Christian never had oregono,
Speaker 2: oh my god, please write that today. And chicken palma.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is an Australian man.
Speaker 2: People keep trying to make me try. They would too
Speaker 2: walking to Australia. I had to take that off with
Speaker 2: in the first couple of days of being here. People
Speaker 2: keep trying to make me try. I'm a pretty sure
Speaker 2: I now refuse out of spite. Great way to live
Speaker 2: your life, Anne, you don't see enough self help people
Speaker 2: to choose. Spike got a dark side. Joe's never watched
Speaker 2: an episode of the Simpsons. Come on, what's up? You're
Speaker 2: missing out so much fun? Annie? Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Annie.
Speaker 2: So what have you never tried? Mate?
Speaker 4: I don't drink teal coffee.
Speaker 15: I never had to have And do you mind me.
Speaker 2: Asking how how old?
Speaker 4: How old, are you sixty one?
Speaker 2: You've never had tea coffee?
Speaker 4: Yes, And I come from like I come from a
Speaker 4: lot of milk drinkers. We always drink milk as kids,
Speaker 4: and my dad's Irish.
Speaker 15: So.
Speaker 2: They are let you cut them, they bleed teeth, I know.
Speaker 2: They kettles constantly on gallons of the stuff. A cup
Speaker 2: of tea. We did finishing off this one. So now
Speaker 2: with the bin tea I'm bringing.
Speaker 7: With it coming up my so and when you sit
Speaker 7: around with family, you'll have a cup of milk in
Speaker 7: front of you.
Speaker 4: No, well, most of my my family, my siblings are
Speaker 4: actually not tea drinkers, so they probably got their coke
Speaker 4: and I'll have whatever the soft drink. I'll have a
Speaker 4: raspberry or something. And we've just never been into tea coffee.
Speaker 2: And you never's actually giving it a go.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I've had it, I just as I
Speaker 4: love to smell. But when I've had something with you know,
Speaker 4: like a pastry with it, it's always tasted too bitter.
Speaker 4: And I was just never interested. We came through the seventies,
Speaker 4: so it was starting to get by that time when
Speaker 4: I sure.
Speaker 2: Tea was carry big in the seventies, it's not like reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah I was, like I was, but you know, the
Speaker 4: times where we're sort of going into adulthood, it was
Speaker 4: starting to be frowned upon a little bit. So except
Speaker 4: what we were doing.
Speaker 2: When was tea part of the Probisher movement. You remember
Speaker 2: those underground tea drugs.
Speaker 7: Just say no, yes, we're.
Speaker 4: Talking about coffee and a stray.
Speaker 2: Of coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was when Island. You get the pressure
Speaker 4: for the tea, yeah you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, and good chap. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for the call.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Christian.
Speaker 6: Bye.
Speaker 2: It's good to look at the global picture of it all,
Speaker 2: you know, the micro and the macro. Who we got here? Kim? Hi,
Speaker 2: Hello Kim. What have you never tried bananas? Ever tried
Speaker 2: a banana?
Speaker 16: No, we had My parents didn't like bananas, so we
Speaker 16: just never had them in the house.
Speaker 15: And I won't even have them.
Speaker 2: Don't bring them over that threshold. This is my house.
Speaker 16: And so when I moved in with my husband, I
Speaker 16: kind of had the band in the house as well.
Speaker 16: No bananas. But one day he brought some home and
Speaker 16: he left them on the bench, and that day the
Speaker 16: sun came in and it just turned his banana just
Speaker 16: black and it melted and it was the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 16: So I made him cleaning up because I was not
Speaker 16: selling anywhere here.
Speaker 7: That happened in one day?
Speaker 2: What is this the story of Jack and the bean stalk?
Speaker 2: Some magic banana that grew black or dark in the sun?
Speaker 16: Well like it was the afternoon sun. And it's just
Speaker 16: like the.
Speaker 2: Band Tea clubs or whatever. Tea club first or tea club.
Speaker 2: You don't took about tea club and then his magic banana.
Speaker 4: It had half of it, all right.
Speaker 2: Kim, I have a nice life.
Speaker 1: What so good morning, Good morning, Hey doing.
Speaker 2: Guys, We're good? So what have you never tried?
Speaker 17: So you wouldn't believe this, But I worked at Kentucky
Speaker 17: Fried from early high school all the ways due to
Speaker 17: becoming a manager. Never tasted, never touched a piece of chickens.
Speaker 18: Really yep.
Speaker 2: Just put you off it or just felt like vegetarian.
Speaker 2: It turns your vegetarian or total vegetarian.
Speaker 17: Now I'm the.
Speaker 7: Vegan, right, Why do you go for a job at
Speaker 7: KFC for you're a vegetarian?
Speaker 2: Test test.
Speaker 17: Country rule.
Speaker 11: There wasn't much around and Colonel prayed.
Speaker 2: On those country folks, and he knew what he was doing,
Speaker 2: rocking up the turn that big out of his it was.
Speaker 17: It was the first Kentucky Fried ever to hit more
Speaker 17: Dura and I scored this job there.
Speaker 2: It's like the gold explosion of the breaking jobs and
Speaker 2: employment and benefits.
Speaker 7: Because I knew I wouldn't need this, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 7: actually you have the best type of employee.
Speaker 2: And again the colonel knew what he was doing.
Speaker 11: Vegans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Zoey, thanks to call the show.
Speaker 18: Have a good day, no problem, saw this?
Speaker 2: How about that banana? Though coming in the afternoon sun.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know, Carl's Show podcast.
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Speaker 20: got to go to Antarctica and he got to chicka
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Speaker 2: Yeah eat that NRL. Yeah, Vegas, some matter? Did you
Speaker 2: get out that way with all those layers to Antarctica?
Speaker 2: Now we found out Friday. By the way, you can't
Speaker 2: just start painting people, I wonder all we've got to
Speaker 2: ask for their permission. Malcolm has heard about this.
Speaker 11: Hey Christian, it's Pam's nephew here outcome. Super excited and
Speaker 11: honored to be a part of the Wall of Fame.
Speaker 11: So I was the first person to take a four
Speaker 11: footy down to Antarctica. So super challenging playing a game
Speaker 11: in Antarctica, running some skills with a few of the
Speaker 11: people on expedition. But it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 11: Thank any Pam for the nomination.
Speaker 2: I love this story. What great want to kick it
Speaker 2: off as a actually mal Kamlynch. So Malcolm Linch shall
Speaker 2: be going up there. Seven more spots on our footy
Speaker 2: Wall of Fame. We've had a couple of suggestions. Let's
Speaker 2: play these points from our thirteen hundred call oc number.
Speaker 21: Hey, Christian at Sonya, I have a few. There's Nicky
Speaker 21: win Mars stance at Victoria Park lifting his shirt. I
Speaker 21: reckon that should be one.
Speaker 22: Dermy at the.
Speaker 21: Eighty nine Grand Final, brimercing in pain after he had
Speaker 21: his rips broken. Also Teddy Whiston doing his Lap of
Speaker 21: Honor at the mcg cheers.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Hey Christian Scott here, just got a bit of an
Speaker 5: idea about your AFL footy mural there. So it goes
Speaker 5: back to the Frio versus Pies exhibition game in London
Speaker 5: in two thousand and three. The crowd goes onto the
Speaker 5: ground for the traditional kick after the game, and then
Speaker 5: things kind of get a little bit out of hand.
Speaker 5: A couple of blokes take down one of the point
Speaker 5: posts and carried out of the ground. As now the
Speaker 5: moment for the mural is then then trying to carry
Speaker 5: that point post down into the Oval Tube station. So
Speaker 5: imagine lots and lots of people standing out the front
Speaker 5: of a train station and you've got this point post
Speaker 5: on their shoulders kind of going down into the London underground.
Speaker 2: It's a great image up though, it's very good. Another
Speaker 2: footnote off footy history that we didn't know, but I
Speaker 2: didn't know about the exhibition match.
Speaker 18: Hey Christian, it's Andrew here. I reckon, I've got all
Speaker 18: eight of your footy panels sorted. Kevin Hungry Bartlett running
Speaker 18: down the winging hair blowing in the no hand passers necessary,
Speaker 18: kicking a goal gun.
Speaker 2: These are great lines are open now then who should
Speaker 2: be up on our footy Wall of Fame? It might
Speaker 2: be something we don't even know about.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we have a wall, big long wall up on
Speaker 2: Lygon Street. We're turning it into a footy Wall of fame.
Speaker 2: Eight spots it can be painted starting next week. Who
Speaker 2: do you think should be up there? And white? What's
Speaker 2: been nice is hearing about these people that aren't some
Speaker 2: of the bigger names or become bigger things in footy,
Speaker 2: like this guy, Doc Wilden. Some of you will recognize
Speaker 2: his name. I'm sure Christian, I'd like to nominate Doc
Speaker 2: Wilden for the footy Wall. He played for Fitzroy Lyons,
Speaker 2: then for a short period he played for Essendon, but sadly,
Speaker 2: on a night out he was hit by a taxi
Speaker 2: that ended his playing career. He was meant to get
Speaker 2: Gold of the Year award, but they claimed it was
Speaker 2: too much of a fluke for the award, so he
Speaker 2: didn't get it. If you look up Darren Doc Wilden
Speaker 2: highlights on YouTube, there's a vig that's about four and
Speaker 2: a half minutes and about the two minute twenty second point.
Speaker 2: I think that's the goal he took me to a
Speaker 2: game once. He's such a humble and lovely person. So
Speaker 2: many people coming up to him, they do know him.
Speaker 2: He's a genuine lovely person. His footage career was just
Speaker 2: sadly taken from him, and I think he'd be a
Speaker 2: great nominee. I did. I read this yesterday, Ricky Joe Roberts,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for your lovely email, and actually
Speaker 2: watched the whole highlights. What a play, very talented. I
Speaker 2: think he played for the senior team for the first time.
Speaker 2: We was only just turned nineteen. As I was watching it,
Speaker 2: obviously you got that kind of like you know when
Speaker 2: you watch old footage it's always sunny, right, there's something
Speaker 2: about what the footage it's always sunny, and also what's
Speaker 2: there is like not just how physical the game used
Speaker 2: to be, but also just how calmer the commentators were.
Speaker 2: This is some of his highlights on the video, by
Speaker 2: the way, from Darren Dock Wildom, oh mack bye wi
Speaker 2: them gee. They're doing things quickly, Wildom gee, they're doing
Speaker 2: things quickly.
Speaker 7: Oh mack bye, wal them gee, they're doing quickly.
Speaker 2: Wildom's your goal.
Speaker 23: And and he's banana that one back and as ticket
Speaker 23: wildon on the best run at Go and gets his.
Speaker 2: Third wild and goes on the ground. It's his afternoon.
Speaker 2: What sort of a goal is now amazing? Ricky Joe,
Speaker 2: thank you very much to let me know about him.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three. Who should
Speaker 2: be going on the wall?
Speaker 1: We Christian no Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: You could be winning one thousand dollars in cash next
Speaker 2: half an hour by calling the show. There are three
Speaker 2: ways you can jump on boards using your phone on
Speaker 2: nine four one four one oh four three. This week
Speaker 2: with our Footy Wall of Fame, we're looking to immortalize people.
Speaker 2: Are you immortal? It's your name up somewhere, might be
Speaker 2: at your high school, carved on some wooden board somewhere.
Speaker 2: If you've been immortalized, we want to hear and speak
Speaker 2: to immortal beings on nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three. I can't wait to speak to our first
Speaker 2: immortal that calls this Christian. It's Ian here, I am immortal. Also,
Speaker 2: as mentioned the weekend, how we're behind someone that broke
Speaker 2: down the carts Caput drive through at macas we have
Speaker 2: right on a Sunday morning as well. It's an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for any drive through stories that you have
Speaker 2: on nine four one four one O four three and
Speaker 2: Jack Post. You have a friend who has a very
Speaker 2: unusual job.
Speaker 7: She just started a job at Melbourne Airport where she
Speaker 7: has to walk or drive around the perimeter of the
Speaker 7: airport detailing what animals live close by and any threats
Speaker 7: that an animal might come onto a runway. So if
Speaker 7: there's a group of parrots nesting in trees nearby, she'll
Speaker 7: load it down. If there's an a kidnre who lives
Speaker 7: out in the bush near the airport, ride him down
Speaker 7: and make sure that the animals aren't coming onto the runway.
Speaker 2: What amazing job. So has she got any formal training?
Speaker 2: Is she some sort of anthropologist?
Speaker 7: No, she has no. To my knowledge, she has no
Speaker 7: formal training. She did not study out at school.
Speaker 2: So she just rocked out and applying for the job
Speaker 2: and got it. And what do you get like a notebook?
Speaker 7: They've got to take photos emergency looking vehicle.
Speaker 2: So are they scanning the whole time? Are they up
Speaker 2: in that high tower with the air traffic control And bloody,
Speaker 2: we've got a kid in the north southwest.
Speaker 7: She's out there on the perimeter every day and then
Speaker 7: then getting on foot yep, lugging what's around.
Speaker 2: So every day you're just walking around spying on animals. Yes, amazing.
Speaker 2: She enjoying it.
Speaker 7: She's loving it. She's only a few weeks in.
Speaker 2: We need to speak to her sometime. I want to
Speaker 2: be I want to hear the live reports, like some
Speaker 2: sort of live Atneborough watch airport watch. Okay, So are
Speaker 2: you immortal? Is your name up somewhere? Any drive through stories?
Speaker 2: And do you have an unusual job?
Speaker 14: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your story is about drive throughs? Do you have an
Speaker 2: unusual job? And are you an immortal being? Your name
Speaker 2: is up somewhere, Christian. I am a mortal Maria. I'm
Speaker 2: in all of you, and mortal Marie is amongst us.
Speaker 2: My name is on a shield in the local Amateur
Speaker 2: Swimming club club room for most improved swimmer. This was
Speaker 2: after I changed Pauls, when I thought I was going
Speaker 2: to get to cut to shreds by that laser. Marie.
Speaker 2: I do remember your story from a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: when we're talking about what scared you was a kid, Christian.
Speaker 2: I still can't find that passport yesterday the car No
Speaker 2: six world weekends you can't find is possible? He's looking.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to hear that. That's a nightmare drive
Speaker 2: through story here from Carol many years ago. I was
Speaker 2: moving from Adelaide to Country essay. I was driving a
Speaker 2: U haul, decided would get a maccas on my way
Speaker 2: back and just casually drove through the drive throw. I
Speaker 2: got stuck halfway on a tight bend. I was there
Speaker 2: a very very long time, so ide processed get myself free, Gael.
Speaker 2: Early one Sunday morning at the Noble Park Macers, there
Speaker 2: was suddenly a stand still in a drive through line.
Speaker 2: When I collected my order, the staff and apologize and
Speaker 2: said someone had run off into the street and grabbed
Speaker 2: all the cooked hash browns. What's up with people these days? Johnny.
Speaker 2: I was in the Red Rooster drive through many years
Speaker 2: ago and was close to closing time. They took my order.
Speaker 2: I drove forward to wait. While I was waiting the window,
Speaker 2: I kept seeing them like they were clearing up. Turn
Speaker 2: all the lights off. They've forgotten the Just go knock
Speaker 2: on the front door and get a refund. They guys,
Speaker 2: that widow, you've seen them out there waiting. It's been
Speaker 2: there a while. Unusual jobs. And as a giny genealogist,
Speaker 2: I do founally researching people like get them to do
Speaker 2: their DNA and I can work out family families from
Speaker 2: their DNA matches. Mail manually cuts to tread patterns into
Speaker 2: professional race car tires. I don't know it's manually done.
Speaker 7: I think that would be missing.
Speaker 2: Wow, Damo is a paranormal investigator doing ghost tours. Do
Speaker 2: you remember we got the here?
Speaker 7: Oh that's why they brought even all the equipment in.
Speaker 2: Well you say that one was just a small digital
Speaker 2: camera that took photos of it was a special camera,
Speaker 2: a special camera. Yeah. Leslie's got an amazing job. She
Speaker 2: makes phone calls for deaf people. Christian, I love it.
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful. Let's see what a great thing to do.
Speaker 19: Rich.
Speaker 2: As a stage manager of large music festivals, I tell
Speaker 2: all your favorite artists what time it is. They just
Speaker 2: rock it all. They don't know it's a daylight. So
Speaker 2: now out in John, it is not this guy. How
Speaker 2: a little time they've got left to a pull the
Speaker 2: plug if they go on too long. The power with you.
Speaker 7: I would love to know who he's pulled the plug
Speaker 7: on Rich.
Speaker 2: We need more details, Fiona, Good morning, Fiona. You got
Speaker 2: an unusual job.
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 12: Yes, I own my own pet sitting business and I
Speaker 12: offer pet taxi and wedding show furs.
Speaker 2: So in my mind, the dog's calling you up.
Speaker 12: So it's more like owner can't make it to their
Speaker 12: grooming appointment or to the vets. If they don't have
Speaker 12: a car or anything. I'll pick up the pets and
Speaker 12: take them for them.
Speaker 2: Great idea. When did you start doing this?
Speaker 12: I pivoted through COVID, so obviously people couldn't go on holiday.
Speaker 2: People pivoted during COVID and are still pivoting.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and so it's still still going. It's going.
Speaker 2: What's your business goal? Give it a plug? Interested?
Speaker 12: Peachy king pets?
Speaker 2: Peking Peach Pecht. I thought I thought it was peeping pets.
Speaker 12: No pet my dog, Princess Peach.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing it's a small, little annoying dog, is it?
Speaker 12: She's such a while.
Speaker 2: Something like princes? So have you picked up recently this year?
Speaker 2: What sort of pets that's the thing, is it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So people often want them to like walk down the aisle,
Speaker 12: or some people just want them for the photos, so
Speaker 12: uh really just tails it to them. So sometimes I'll
Speaker 12: take the dogs straight to the wedding look after them
Speaker 12: throughout the day so no one else in the wedding
Speaker 12: party needs to look after them. I'll take the dog
Speaker 12: homes while lay party on for the rest of the night.
Speaker 12: Or sometimes I'll take the dogs just to a photo
Speaker 12: shoot at a park or at their a venue so
Speaker 12: they can get those lovely footage of the dogs. Take
Speaker 12: the dog back of my house for the night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so who have you got today? Got cut
Speaker 2: the pickups, pob passenger on board or poots on board?
Speaker 12: Not today? I am about to go feed some dash
Speaker 12: outs before work though, gotcha?
Speaker 2: Yeah, same here every Tuesday. Just look after I've got
Speaker 2: a little privately going before the show, feeding dogs on
Speaker 2: the way to work, all right, solo los dashans, Fiona,
Speaker 2: get the business a plug again, Peachy pets, Peachy keen pits, gotcha? Gotcha?
Speaker 2: All right, Fiona, lovely talking to you. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Three Ways every Tuesday. If you did get your stories
Speaker 2: on the show three topic Tuesday, your stories of what
Speaker 2: happened at the drive through? Do you have an unusual job,
Speaker 2: and are you immortal? Is your name up somewhere Christian
Speaker 2: drive through experience. I used to work at a Red Rooster.
Speaker 2: One day, I had a customer come through in order
Speaker 2: just a single slice of cheese, literally, just one slice
Speaker 2: of cheese. They'd ordered KFC. We worked at the Red Rooster,
Speaker 2: and they were missing their cheese on the burger, so
Speaker 2: they they drove twenty minutes to just get a slice
Speaker 2: of cheese from us. Extraordinarily. I'm Jackie, good morning, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. You're immortal.
Speaker 24: I am immortal because I won an award on Very
Speaker 24: Women's Cricket Wall. And you know what I did. I
Speaker 24: got five golden ducks in one season.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Well that deserves to be immortalized. Well down.
Speaker 2: That color of consistency is hard to maintain in sport.
Speaker 24: Well, it is pretty embarrassing when your big sister and
Speaker 24: your younger sister were getting bowler of the year, Captain
Speaker 24: of the year, best runs of the season. I was
Speaker 24: the middle man getting all of the Yeah. I was
Speaker 24: a little bit scared of the cricket ball, so I
Speaker 24: used to just jump out of the way.
Speaker 7: Are you still up on the wall though?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are they on the wall? Are you the only
Speaker 2: one in the family. Are you're the only one in
Speaker 2: the wall. You're immortal, You're an imortal being.
Speaker 24: They are up on the wall for sure, because I
Speaker 24: used to get the best batting average, bowling average, I think.
Speaker 24: But I think mine's just pretty unique because I don't
Speaker 24: think it's been beating in twenty five years.
Speaker 2: That is incredible. You're still the goat, the goat duck.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie, thank you very much for your shaff.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Have a good day you too,
Speaker 2: Bye bye, Jackie. Let's get a grant now, Good morning, grant.
Speaker 15: Hey, Christian, So drive through story.
Speaker 12: My mum was in drive through.
Speaker 15: Pulled up to a rubbish spin and gave her whole
Speaker 15: order to this rubbishpin before realizing that the speaker was
Speaker 15: another five to ten meters in front of it.
Speaker 2: I wonder how many people did that back in the
Speaker 2: day when it was a new thing.
Speaker 23: Is anyone there, hello, Hello, our rude god.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, your story mate.
Speaker 15: Have a good day, nor thank you. Em Yes, good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Emily. Welcome to the show. Dry through story. Well.
Speaker 9: I used to work at macas. I had a customer
Speaker 9: who was wanting to pay it forward and pace the
Speaker 9: customer behind them. Unfortunately, the car behind them had just
Speaker 9: ordered five or six family boxes, so the order was
Speaker 9: close to two hundred dollars. Once they'd found that out,
Speaker 9: they were a little bit not wanting to do that kind.
Speaker 2: We have to pay it backwards. Can they pay for
Speaker 2: obviously a bit.
Speaker 4: Of around quickly.
Speaker 7: Generosity?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought that counts.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, Emily, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 2: Very funny. Have a good day.
Speaker 12: You have a lovely day.
Speaker 1: Meg.
Speaker 2: You've got an unusual job, Meg, what is it?
Speaker 22: Hello? So I'm about to start studying to become a
Speaker 22: death dueler.
Speaker 2: A dueler normally is from midwife. Isn't it someone who
Speaker 2: helps our women through the whole journey of giving birth?
Speaker 22: Yeah, that's right, but they also have they also help
Speaker 22: with the other end of things when someone's passing away.
Speaker 22: So I grew up with parents who had nursing homes,
Speaker 22: so I was arounded a lot. And it's something I've
Speaker 22: always had a bit of a fascination for. It's non
Speaker 22: medical assistant for people in the end of life stages.
Speaker 2: Wow, we what an incredible thing to do. To be
Speaker 2: someone's friend and guide when they're heading off to whatever
Speaker 2: goes next or whatever comes next.
Speaker 22: Yeah, absolutely, so death do like in this role, we
Speaker 22: basically go in, we help the family, We support the
Speaker 22: person who's in the process of partassing, and we even
Speaker 22: do little things like hiding objects they don't want their
Speaker 22: family to find out.
Speaker 2: What an amazing thing. So how long will you study
Speaker 2: for that? Meg?
Speaker 22: So there's I think it's about a year worth of
Speaker 22: studying and then I can actually start offering that as
Speaker 22: a service.
Speaker 2: And where do you find I don't want to find
Speaker 2: it sounds rude with it, but where would you find
Speaker 2: people to families hire someone like you for someone who's
Speaker 2: going through that or about together.
Speaker 22: Yeah, because it actually costs around eighteen thousand dollars to
Speaker 22: go to hospers and it's becoming a lot more popular now.
Speaker 22: And they actually featured them in the Celeste Barber show
Speaker 22: well Mania, that comedy show that she did on Netflix. Yeah,
Speaker 22: so it's actually increasing in popularity these days because people
Speaker 22: want to have that, you know, the whole experience of
Speaker 22: being in your own home kind of thing rather than
Speaker 22: a hospital setting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I bet well, listen, good luck with the studying.
Speaker 22: Thank you so very much.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks you giving us a call, make.
Speaker 22: Thanks by well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast Footy.
Speaker 2: Is back in just two days time and we are
Speaker 2: launching our Footy Wall of Fame. It is actually a
Speaker 2: wall up on Ligon Street. Great spot. We've got room
Speaker 2: for eight legends to be painted up there, mortalized. Who
Speaker 2: should go up there on our Footy Wall of Fame
Speaker 2: with Monarch? Feel confident tackling your next painting projects and
Speaker 2: achieved the perfect finish Monarch painting made easy available at
Speaker 2: Bunning's Warehouse. Who's going up on the WALLA.
Speaker 19: Walling onle On Streets?
Speaker 13: Your food heroes, the Nuffies, Dearlyes on the way from
Speaker 13: grounds and two goods. Everyone is welcome, just not calming.
Speaker 2: All right. The first of the eight spots went yesterday
Speaker 2: when Palm called us.
Speaker 20: I want to nominate my nephew Malcolm Lynch. He played
Speaker 20: for the Western Bulldogs North Melbourne, Port Melbourne. Malcolm actually
Speaker 20: got to go to Antarctica and he got to kick
Speaker 20: of football in Antarctica on the ice with his Port
Speaker 20: Melbourne football jumper on.
Speaker 2: It's true to Dan. If you know this is going
Speaker 2: to be mortalized up there. The actual painting on our
Speaker 2: Footy Wall of Fame will be great. Malcolm Lynch kicking that.
Speaker 7: Ball on scarf and beinie on Antarctica.
Speaker 2: He's found out about it after yesterday's show.
Speaker 11: Hey, Christian, it's Pam's nephew here. Malcolm. Super excited and
Speaker 11: honored to be a part of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 11: So I was the first person to take April Footy
Speaker 11: down to Antarctica. A super challenging playing a game in Antarctica, running,
Speaker 11: running some skills with a few of the people on expedition,
Speaker 11: but it was a lot of fun. Thanks Toy Pam
Speaker 11: for the nomination.
Speaker 2: I love that. Welcome on board and another word American
Speaker 2: says he was the first. He was the first one
Speaker 2: not they'll be opening up their league as Tasmania, then
Speaker 2: the Devils, and then it's the Antarctica Avengers. That'll be
Speaker 2: the next team. That could have been announcing. We want
Speaker 2: to hear them this morning on the show. Then we
Speaker 2: want to stick some local legends up there, people that
Speaker 2: don't know about that deserve to be immortalized. Just had
Speaker 2: this great email here, Christian. My mate Tim Holland kicked
Speaker 2: one hundred goals in six games for that?
Speaker 7: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yeah, can he play for the D's Thursdays? He's still fit?
Speaker 2: How many is anamals?
Speaker 7: That's the average, that's an average six and a half goals.
Speaker 2: Again, what a machine. Tim Holland kicked one hundred goals
Speaker 2: in six games for the Hayward Under sixteens. About ten
Speaker 2: years ago, Jeremy Cameron and himself, now a legend, was
Speaker 2: playing it's center on forward in the same team. This
Speaker 2: is a footy local legend in the area. People still
Speaker 2: talk about it that. I mean, do we have the centenary.
Speaker 2: We have to have the one hundred up there? One
Speaker 2: hundred goals in six games extraordary. I pitched these other
Speaker 2: kids that were coming up against these team of monsters.
Speaker 2: What would Jessic Cawon play as well? In my mind
Speaker 2: in this scene, Jimmy's kind of playing as he is
Speaker 2: now like an adult with young fifteen year olds, is
Speaker 2: not Jeremy Cameron. All right, Jackie boy, you've got a
Speaker 2: story about local legend.
Speaker 7: My friend told me about a similar guy who played
Speaker 7: in the Mornington Football League who I thought kicked twenty
Speaker 7: six goals. So I messaging this one game in one goal.
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 7: Am I remembering this correctly? This is what Nig wrote back. Yes,
Speaker 7: his name was Simon Goosey. He played for Mornington.
Speaker 2: Now that's not his actually a name. Surely Goosey is
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 7: I'm just reading what I've been told. His name is
Speaker 7: Simon Goosey played for Mornington. Over his career, he kicked
Speaker 7: over sixteen hundred goals, with an average of six goals
Speaker 7: a game. On the day that Goosey kicked twenty six goals.
Speaker 7: I remember going down with Dad at halftime and Dad
Speaker 7: asked someone in the crowd how many's Goosey kicked. The
Speaker 7: guy just took a sip of his beer and looked
Speaker 7: at us and said, twenty wow, wait twenty half time.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So upp a lig On Street. We have a wall.
Speaker 2: It's going to be our footy Wall of Fame. There's
Speaker 2: eight spots. They're going to begin to be painted next week.
Speaker 2: Who do you thinks should be up there? We're looking
Speaker 2: for this someone. We're looking for local legends, local folklore,
Speaker 2: people who kick amazing goals, like Jack's friend who kicked.
Speaker 7: Twenty twenty six goals in a game. He wasn't my friend.
Speaker 7: My friend knew about him. He was a local legend
Speaker 7: in the Morning of Football League. His name was Simon Goosey.
Speaker 7: That's not just a nickname. Because I'm looking at this
Speaker 7: article that says Mornington sets the Goose loose. They have
Speaker 7: this size.
Speaker 2: Almost want the painting is that headline.
Speaker 7: And then he's standing in front of the Simon Goosey scoreboard.
Speaker 7: They've immortalized him at the Morning to Football Club.
Speaker 2: This is what we need the painting to be. Someone
Speaker 2: listening right there, so only people listened to this radio
Speaker 2: station must know more about the legend that is the Goose.
Speaker 2: We need to have the goose up there. I know
Speaker 2: they had goose in top Gun. We need our goose
Speaker 2: up on that footy Wall of Fame. Tim is listened
Speaker 2: to this Christian. I want to nominate myself. I'm an
Speaker 2: local legend. I played. I played the total of two
Speaker 2: games in the Pakenham Under twelves for a total of
Speaker 2: zero stats. Truro's can become heroes on our footy Wall
Speaker 2: of Fame. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Cam Mooney won a Grand Final with zero stats in
Speaker 7: nineteen ninety nine playing for the Kangaroos. Is that right,
Speaker 7: didn't touch the ball, but still the premiership medal.
Speaker 2: Wow, Rio, have you got zero stats?
Speaker 10: Yes, I've yes, back, well, I've had a game without
Speaker 10: touching the ball once, but unfortunately this game.
Speaker 2: So what happened to this? Jim Amber listeners won't know
Speaker 2: about this, but Rios often held himself out to be
Speaker 2: some kind of sportingding hero. Yeah and so much. Certainly
Speaker 2: he tried to get his own nickname, going a viper
Speaker 2: that no word.
Speaker 7: Hey, they had a few Ei.
Speaker 10: There's at least three or four people at the new
Speaker 10: club that stuck with Vipers.
Speaker 2: Generally a flop.
Speaker 7: But one game twenty thirteen, we need.
Speaker 2: Real you were tiring this year? I am Oh, I know,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 10: Rip twenty thirteen. I still remember it very well, Western Magic.
Speaker 10: It was their old boy's day, so they had a
Speaker 10: huge crowd in all their old past players. It was
Speaker 10: the start of the second quarter, so that we'd switch sides. Well,
Speaker 10: went up, I was in the midfield. Tapped straight to me,
Speaker 10: grab it, turn around, go straight to the heading to
Speaker 10: our goals. Bounce Plassic Viper, classic viper. No one's touching me.
Speaker 10: I do hear people screaming at me, But I'm like,
Speaker 10: I'm free, Like there's no one around me, no one
Speaker 10: bounce two bounds, streaming into the fifty, straight through the middle.
Speaker 10: I see no one else is celebrating, all the other
Speaker 10: teams laughing, I've kicked it straight through their goals.
Speaker 2: No real, how can such a thing happen? I'm just really,
Speaker 2: I'm really.
Speaker 7: No one was tackling you. What did you think was happening.
Speaker 10: I'm quick, so I thought I've got the speed.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just like someone's filming it. Get the cameras out,
Speaker 2: classic vipass.
Speaker 10: Classic, And every time I got the ball for the
Speaker 10: rest of the game, and in years to come when
Speaker 10: we'd play them, they'd be like, wrong way, wrong way,
Speaker 10: head every time I'd be like, I should know if I'm.
Speaker 2: Going or not. So it's more zeros that there's room
Speaker 2: on the Big Wall.
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Speaker 2: So who should go up on our footy wall of fame?
Speaker 2: That's your monarch painting made easy. It is actually a
Speaker 2: wall of fame. We've got a wall up on lig
Speaker 2: On Street. It's gonna be pain next week. There are
Speaker 2: eight spots up there. Who do you think should be
Speaker 2: going up there? Tell us about someone who's maybe a
Speaker 2: local legend that we don't even know about, like the
Speaker 2: name Tim Holland Dutchy your his.
Speaker 15: Brother, yeah, mate, yep, I me, he's our older brother.
Speaker 2: Yes. We got an email about twenty minutes ago from
Speaker 2: someone talking about this legend and they out in. The
Speaker 2: person actually said, you who speak to his brother duchy,
Speaker 2: So what can you tell us about your brother who kicked?
Speaker 2: Is it true? One hundred goals and six games?
Speaker 15: Yep, yep, it was back at his junior days. He
Speaker 15: never played fully competition before the junior started down there,
Speaker 15: and Hayward were really really short, so they kept hassling him.
Speaker 15: And also another bloke called Jeremy Cameron who used to
Speaker 15: play hockey every Saturday instead of playing football back in
Speaker 15: them days. So, yeah, my brother Tim Dutchy Holland, he
Speaker 15: strapped on the boots on the Sunday to fill in
Speaker 15: with Jeremy playing center ford Timmy played full forward and
Speaker 15: they played the rest of the season. The team got
Speaker 15: flogged most of the season, but they played the rest
Speaker 15: of the season. Timmy, you're not playing six to seven games?
Speaker 15: Kicked one hundred and yeah, So he thought this football
Speaker 15: game is pretty.
Speaker 2: Easy and come he never took any further.
Speaker 15: Well, basically his rest of his footy career, he won
Speaker 15: Best in Faris at senior level and all that kind
Speaker 15: of stuff, but basically his training regime probably held him back.
Speaker 15: He would have kicked more goals than minutes he trained.
Speaker 15: I reckon. Yeah, yeah, he was probably he come back
Speaker 15: in the next season, so he thought for he was
Speaker 15: pretty easy. And he come back in the next season
Speaker 15: of his well, which was his last junior season, and
Speaker 15: kicked on hundred and twenty What why train.
Speaker 7: If you kicked one hundred goals and points?
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I've got no idea how many points he kicked.
Speaker 15: But he second season end up playing him have been
Speaker 15: on the ball, So you missed out probably on kicking
Speaker 15: even more than that. Yeah, no, Yeah, he's a bit
Speaker 15: of a legend. So he's he played a lot less
Speaker 15: games than me and he's held a lot better than me.
Speaker 15: So yeah, so he's been of a legendary, legendary figure. So yeah,
Speaker 15: to come out and just do that and very nonchalant.
Speaker 2: About it, good word, and what does he do now?
Speaker 2: He's obviously some sort of sporting all round of your brother.
Speaker 15: Well, would you believe he's now playing eight ball around
Speaker 15: the state. Him and he's missus and travel around playing professional.
Speaker 15: Yeah he's not professional. He's a builder by trade. And
Speaker 15: yeah you just yeah, you hung up the boots. I
Speaker 15: think he played darts for a couple of years and
Speaker 15: it wasn't much of a trainer. Spent most of it
Speaker 15: in the pub. So the pub games.
Speaker 2: Darts and pools.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there are a husband and wife duo that go
Speaker 7: around the country playing pool.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean his girlfriend, ye have just cruise around
Speaker 15: the state. Just went around Victoria, yea playing pool. I
Speaker 15: think she's actually a state championship champion.
Speaker 2: Do we need to make a documentary about your brother, Geez?
Speaker 15: That was insane.
Speaker 2: On each bit of the wall, to be honest.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a big spot because
Speaker 15: he's not a small dude, have a large bottom and
Speaker 15: put a big beard on him and that kind of scratch.
Speaker 7: If we had to put him up on the wall, Dutchy,
Speaker 7: what do you think the pitcher should be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the image?
Speaker 15: No, I can be a football in one hand, a
Speaker 15: pool que lean on his shoulder and a beer in
Speaker 15: the other.
Speaker 2: Ends ahead of fountains, got three human Ultimus.
Speaker 7: Your brother so many marks and kicks, so many goals.
Speaker 15: He's pretty good.
Speaker 18: Legend is that.
Speaker 2: He's got to be up there all right, Dutchy, thank
Speaker 2: you very much saying about your brother. Have a good
Speaker 2: day to catch a ladder.
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Speaker 2: Today for the time Waster. Today is National Breakfast Day, Tee.
Speaker 2: What have you had for breakfast today? Patsy? What have
Speaker 2: you been a bit of pain with your hair?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't eaten yet today, but on my desk
Speaker 3: waiting is a lovely birch amusedly which I do have
Speaker 3: eage morning lately.
Speaker 2: Do you have that five days a week? You don't
Speaker 2: have to mix it up with anything?
Speaker 13: Yeah, sort of.
Speaker 3: I might go on it for like five or six
Speaker 3: weeks and then i'll change it.
Speaker 2: Ip cycling it yet?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Jackie boy, I had dranola and yoga this morning
Speaker 7: with a bit of honey on top.
Speaker 2: Oh nice. Do you know what Duane the rock Johnson
Speaker 2: House of.
Speaker 7: Breakfast, Probably a whole moose.
Speaker 2: Quite exotic. Going for the moose, go and hunt it
Speaker 2: skin it prepared four hundred grams of sirloin steak, six
Speaker 2: egg whites, six thick cup pieces of French toast. This
Speaker 2: is making me sick. Actually, I don't want to move.
Speaker 2: You can have some of this two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: what's that? A bag of oats? A horse has that
Speaker 2: two hundred grammar oats for cards, smoothie. If you're at work,
Speaker 2: you do not want to use that toilet off the rocks.
Speaker 2: Drop that all that off at lunchtime. My wordy, they
Speaker 2: are cutting up with a chainsaw. That is that's breakfast.
Speaker 3: Take me like a five hour workout though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're looking to down the time waster.
Speaker 2: Then for the rocky horror double pass. We're looking for
Speaker 2: your breakfast songs? What tom Breakfast FM?
Speaker 7: What are they listening to? Christians?
Speaker 2: Why are they got an eighties song from our Heart?
Speaker 2: That's right? Bacon me.
Speaker 7: Do you do a lot of baking from.
Speaker 2: Bacon? No, No, one's bacon in the morning. They're probably
Speaker 2: hash brown eyed girl, hash brown girl. You might not
Speaker 2: be familiar with the old Motown song once twice three
Speaker 2: times a lady of course. Oh yeah, have that in
Speaker 2: the morning. That's right, it's once twice three times, mama,
Speaker 2: lady Silver Any what else I listen to? Yeah, mcmuffin's
Speaker 2: going to stop us now. Muffin's going to stop us now,
Speaker 2: Gold and Eggie Breckey Heart God plus, Thank you, Jackie boy.
Speaker 2: What have you got? What else do we listening to
Speaker 2: at breakfast time?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: You know how I like my buffet breakfast Yeah, Langham style.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, bigger picture, jack You're right, Gold plus.
Speaker 7: Bon Jovi loves this for breakfast. It's on my life.
Speaker 7: It's my low.
Speaker 2: My life's just starting with a hot chocolate in the morning.
Speaker 7: Oh, you can have a milor with bread.
Speaker 2: You're quite right, you can, actually, Silver plus Silver.
Speaker 23: Plus e z Top. She's got eggs, she's got eggs.
Speaker 23: I feel that out as a bit too. Got a
Speaker 23: sweat harder in the morning, like the.
Speaker 7: Rock and the Notorious b I G yeah, mo honey
Speaker 7: mooe problems.
Speaker 2: Oh now that's superior work there, Jack, well done. That's
Speaker 2: gold plus very good.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your Time Wasted today. We're looking for your breakfast songs
Speaker 2: specton show. I have to see this big new rocky
Speaker 2: horror show. Jackie boy, are you ready to mark?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, breakfast songs, Mmmm, pop tarts. Silver, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: let it be silver plus tough like Peter, don't go
Speaker 2: bacon my heart, Gold, I don't fail. I want to
Speaker 2: hold your.
Speaker 25: Ham Bronze, chucking back the hand. Anyone sweaty, he'll call
Speaker 25: me seven o'clock and heading into the orfice stinking for talcky.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. Julium ninety nine, fruit loop, balloons, Bronze,
Speaker 2: nothing compares to you. Gold, music on the dance floor, Silver,
Speaker 2: not not knocking on Macca's door, Bronze, toastbusters, Silver, hollow,
Speaker 2: Bacon Girl, Bronze, still my light, holler. Bacon Girl's good,
Speaker 2: smells like bean spirit. Gold, Ha's some David el john On,
Speaker 2: let the sun go down on me. Gold. But Nathan,
Speaker 2: every egg you take, Bronze, Proud Dairy, that's very good.
Speaker 2: That is extremely good. Danny Powell, that's very good, prow Dairy.
Speaker 2: Smart living on a pancake. No bronze, you two the
Speaker 2: streets have no nutri grain, silver, working class, bran, gold,
Speaker 2: Crimeo Latte bronze or Paul and Coo. We rob that goal.
Speaker 2: We got a couple of weeks ago. Is a glimmer
Speaker 2: in the distance in the rear view mirror. My friend,
Speaker 2: you're just driving towards Bronx and not a man eater.
Speaker 2: No Branke them regular that's right, Mick de Bran, all right,
Speaker 2: who's off to see the Rocky Horror Show?
Speaker 7: Unto Danny for Proud Dairy.
Speaker 2: Well done, great one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Alrighty, we have a foot see wall of fame. It's
Speaker 2: getting painted next Monday. Who should go up there on the.
Speaker 19: Wallly online on streets your foody heroes.
Speaker 13: The nuffies, the earliest up on the way from groundsand
Speaker 13: to goods. Everyone is welcome, just.
Speaker 2: Not calling, all right. So today we're looking to give
Speaker 2: away some spots. There's eight spots available on this wall online,
Speaker 2: gone straight our footy Wall of Fame thanks to mont Paints,
Speaker 2: to Tim Holland. Tim Holland, we don't know who he
Speaker 2: was until today's show. We do now. One hundred kicks
Speaker 2: one hundred. When he was sixteen, did I hear right?
Speaker 2: From his brother Alfanarigo He never even played the sport,
Speaker 2: never played and used to just play hockey. And then
Speaker 2: him and Jesse Cameron said, oh oh, we're a couple
Speaker 2: of players. Short, please, can you give footy go and
Speaker 2: play kicks? One hundred goals in his first six games in.
Speaker 7: Six games, incredible in under sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah so, Tim Holland, a local legend, is going up
Speaker 2: there today. Tell us about more of these loci legends
Speaker 2: that we don't know anything about. Let's put them up
Speaker 2: on our footy Wall of Fame. Email me Christian at
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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