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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Sam.

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Speaker 2: At the moment, I do like to. I mean, the

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Speaker 2: business we're in, we have to keep across what's happening.

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Speaker 2: But I find I can't watch an entire news service anymore.

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Speaker 2: So I watched the first maybe ten minutes to see

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Speaker 2: the headlines, and I go, okay, it's it's it's a

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Speaker 2: anvil on my heart. So I watched a couple of

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Speaker 2: nights ago a comedian called John Mulaney, He's got a

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Speaker 2: Netflix special, and I laughed so hard. I thought, that's

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Speaker 2: exactly what the doctor ordered. One of the things he

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Speaker 2: talks about that really made me laugh. And it's only

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Speaker 2: when you think back at it when you have school

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Speaker 2: assembly and just these randoms who come to talk at

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Speaker 2: your school assembly about whether it's sex education or drugs

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Speaker 2: or public health or whatever it is. And it's when

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Speaker 2: you look back and think, oh, that's right.

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Speaker 1: That woman brought us some.

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Speaker 2: Puppets in what was that about?

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Speaker 1: But here he is where he's talking about.

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Speaker 2: He's only a kid, about eight, and he's someone who

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Speaker 2: came to his school.

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Speaker 1: We had the same Stranger Dangers speaker every year when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid.

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Speaker 3: His name was.

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Speaker 1: Detective JJ Bittenbinder. He was from the Chicago Police Department.

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Speaker 1: He was a child homicide expert. So trying seven years

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Speaker 1: old and you're sitting five feet away from him. He's

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Speaker 1: still got blood on his shoes, and he's looking at

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Speaker 1: you in the eye to tell you for the first

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Speaker 1: time in your very young life that some adults find

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Speaker 1: you incredibly attractive and they may just have to kill

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Speaker 1: you over it. Okay, Sei, Lavi, go be kids, go

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Speaker 1: have fun, you know, and then he just keeps going.

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Speaker 1: Bittenbinder told me things that haunt me to this day.

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Speaker 1: He came one year for assembly. He goes, Okay, when

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Speaker 1: you get kidnapped, not if when Okay, So when you

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Speaker 1: get kidnapped, the place where the guy grabs you in

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Speaker 1: the biz, we call that the primary location. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: ards have coming back alive from the primary location about

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Speaker 1: sixty percent. But if you are taken to a secondary location,

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Speaker 1: your ards have coming back alive are slim to none.

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Speaker 1: I am thirty five years old, and I am still

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Speaker 1: terrified of secondary location.

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Speaker 2: That if he goes to a party or something and

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Speaker 2: then people say, let's come back to my place for

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Speaker 2: a drink. No, no, no, secondary.

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Speaker 1: I cannot go no, no.

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Speaker 3: This stuff stays with you. I just had a flashback

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Speaker 3: year five at school, we had a prison officer from

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Speaker 3: Long Bay Jail come.

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Speaker 1: To get you.

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Speaker 2: I thought you'd go far.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So we're all sitting there and the prison officer stands, yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: how old are you, Blakes or we're twelve? He is.

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Speaker 3: We had a guy not too much older than you,

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Speaker 3: probably about eighteen in Long Bay Jail first night in,

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Speaker 3: comes out the next day, stands out in the quadrangle,

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Speaker 3: drops his pants and cuts his balls off. Oh what,

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Speaker 3: that's what he said, that it's a bunch of twelve

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Speaker 3: year old kids.

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Speaker 2: Where's the lesson in that don't go to prison?

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Speaker 3: Don't go to prison?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: And that's as soon as I heard that story. I

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Speaker 3: just remember that prison officer just standing there and wow.

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Speaker 3: There was no good morning boys, There was no hello boys.

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Speaker 3: How are you not like the little got a knife,

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Speaker 3: the little cotton well kids get these days? This guy

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Speaker 3: just stands I guess right, what are you Blake's? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Jack said they had a guy that went to their school.

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Speaker 2: It was I thought it was something rather a farmer.

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Speaker 2: So they thought they were talking about farming. But the

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Speaker 2: guy then had gone to prison because the king hit

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Speaker 2: a mate of his. And then he said, but no

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Speaker 2: one asked me how I was. And all the students

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Speaker 2: are going, yeah, well you killed your friend.

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Speaker 1: You know, you kin'd of got a coppy.

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Speaker 2: Still random, So go to your school and imagine having

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Speaker 2: maybe you're the random who's had to go and address

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Speaker 2: a whole lot of school kids. It would be horrific.

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Speaker 3: Well, I did a talk at a school, my primary school.

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Speaker 3: They got me to go in there and do a

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Speaker 3: school and the teacher just said to me, you got

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Speaker 3: to get you to get this out of the way

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Speaker 3: quickly because the wind's going to come up. As soon

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Speaker 3: as the wind comes up, you lose the kids. Meaning what, Well,

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Speaker 3: I said, what are your man? And you said you'll see.

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Speaker 3: So I'm doing the talk, the kids are into it,

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Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, the wind comes up. A

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Speaker 3: garbage bin blows over Born. They're all laughing and it's gone.

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Speaker 3: So I was entertaining as a garbage bin blowing over.

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Speaker 2: Did you tell them the story about your first day

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Speaker 2: in prison?

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Speaker 3: I did mention because I sat there and I said,

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Speaker 3: I went to this school when I was a kid,

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Speaker 3: and we used to have an incinerator, and what we

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Speaker 3: used to do was the most responsible kid would burn

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Speaker 3: stuff in the incinerator. So the rest of the whole

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Speaker 3: talk up until when the bin fell over was about

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Speaker 3: the incinerator. Did anyone die, did you get burned? Did

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Speaker 3: you die? You know? That was their questions, And I said,

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Speaker 3: does anyone have a question that's not incinerated related, put

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Speaker 3: your hand down, and they all put their hands down.

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Speaker 3: Then saved by the bin when it blew

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Speaker 1: Over, joined the and Amanda in the morning,