1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of zeit 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: Z Eisenhower. That is courtesy of IT and Devlin. I'm 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. That is Miles greg and I like, what's trending? Um? 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: I like, yeah, yeah, I think that's right. You know, 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: you like too much going on? Remember that old campaign 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: phrase from Dwight, I like I who didn't like I 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: don't know everybody. Those were the days, like, yeah, those 8 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: commercials were dope, just showing kids trying to be like I, 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: uh shoot, just dropping bombs and ship all right, so 10 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,599 Speaker 1: let's just catch up with what the president is uh 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: doing as of late. He's still high on steroids, it 12 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: would appear, and he wants to debate. It's like, fight me, 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: you cowards. Uh. She's like, there's no reason to delay 14 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: the debate the fact that I have a disease that uh, 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: what are you looking scared? You wouldn't want to pull 16 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: up to be I got my new poem. I'm talking like, 17 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: you know, Christopher Walcott a little bit. There's something going on. 18 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: We'll be right now. I don't know what's happening. There's 19 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,039 Speaker 1: definitely something going on with him right now. He's turned 20 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: into something something else. I'm telling you my Pokemon theory 21 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: is holding strong. He did his ster his steroids, and 22 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: now he's talking different. He's probably gonna have new hair. 23 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: It's uh, um, he's not going he's not doing talks 24 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 1: about COVID relief anymore until after the election. Um, that's off. 25 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: That's a terrible, terrible decision. Yeah, really bad. He's decided 26 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: to Like, I don't know what you call what he's 27 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: decided to do with regards to COVID, Like, what do 28 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: you call even a decision? Jack Respont, He's yeah, he's 29 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: decided like, Okay, I lived through that, and therefore I've 30 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: proven that it's nothing that like, it doesn't it's not 31 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: a problem. I like, you guys are like, rather than 32 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: taking it as a brush with death or a brush 33 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: with you know, the really scary disease, he's just leaning 34 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: into the fact that, uh, it's it ain't ship. Because 35 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,919 Speaker 1: he also tweeted something about how the flu isn't as 36 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:26,679 Speaker 1: deadly as COVID that Twitter had to point out with 37 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: false and Facebook took down. I mean, there's no way 38 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: that Biden would actually get in the same room and 39 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: debate him, right, Like, maybe they could do a zoom debate. Well, 40 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: he said, I'll do it if a scientist tells me 41 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: it's all good. I'm not going off a old fucking 42 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: super d Yeah, who's on his you know, looking like 43 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 1: he's on a Molly trip with his eyes all like 44 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: bugged out. But um and he I don't know if 45 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,679 Speaker 1: they were. I'm just saying that colloquially. But yeah, I don't, 46 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. He's just like you 47 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 1: know that kind ne line he under he felt the prey, 48 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: sure under more scrutiny and what he'd do more stupidly, 49 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because you can literally can't 50 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:11,959 Speaker 1: tell this motherfucker nothing, not like sir, you cannot know. 51 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: Oh watch me go up these stairs to heaven. They 52 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: they've always been connected in my mind, even like long 53 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 1: before the whole Kanye Rock and the Mega hat happened, 54 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: because there was like a time when Trump's presidential bids 55 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: started like picking up momentum, and it was at the 56 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: same time that Kanye was like kind of going off 57 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: on a manic in a manic direction, and it was 58 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: it was just like these two narcissism like avalanche is 59 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: happening at once, and uh, yeah, something was in there, 60 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, something was indeed in the air. But 61 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: I mean, so this is this becomes the issue now 62 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: is we have a the president who is just shedding 63 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: viral load everywhere he goes, uh, not refusing to wear 64 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: a mask because he still thinks it makes him look 65 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: weak and why would he? Um? And you know, the 66 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: Secret Services like, yo, what what are we supposed to do? 67 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do? The whole West Wing 68 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: is like cleared out, uh, or at least it was 69 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: on Monday morning. I'm sure he's like, you come back 70 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: to work this week, ship. Um. And so don't let 71 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: him watch any Batman movies either. He's gonna get idea. 72 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: I'm telling you he's he's all right now. He's spitballing 73 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: so many different theories and ideas just based off his Twitter. 74 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: I just know eventually he's gonna make the Secret Service. 75 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: He's like, take that pool queue, snap it in half, 76 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,279 Speaker 1: put in the put in the middle of the room, 77 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: all right now, the one of you, the one of 78 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: is that comes out of here is my number one guy, alright. 79 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 1: See in fifteen Like and they're like, what the fun 80 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: is this? He we really got to do this ship. 81 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 1: He said, yeah, like he's definitely in an altered state. 82 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 1: He was already one of our most hinged presidents, if 83 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: not the most unhinged, if you if you're not counting 84 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: like Nixon when he was drunk. And yeah, this is 85 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 1: just a terrifying time for a country that I think 86 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: we'll all look back on and be like, wow, that 87 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: was really something we were really like at the at 88 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: the precipice of like literal apocalypse. Um, yeah, yeah, I 89 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: mean you say that as but this memory is occurring 90 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 1: when you and I are sorting through old junk piles 91 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: in the apocalypse, looking from like power converters to warmart 92 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: huts marauders. Eddie van Halen is trending because Eddie van 93 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 1: Halen passed away after a year's long battle with cancer 94 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: throat cancer. To be exact, Um, he's it's a long 95 00:05:55,080 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: time smoker, but he claims that the or the cancer 96 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,520 Speaker 1: was caused by holding a metallic guitar pick in his mouth. Um, 97 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: but I would I would still not smoke, um based 98 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,919 Speaker 1: on this story or ay, And if listen, Eddie mahalnd 99 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: if don't put metallic guitar picks in your guitar picks. 100 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't think anybody needs to have that in their mouth. 101 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: Yea stick with the plastic. But man, that dude was 102 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 1: a genius. The beatic guitar solo, just everything. You know 103 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: that that sound was uniquely Eddie van Halen. Uh, you know, 104 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: shout out the Dutch American God. Yeah. I don't really 105 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: know much about him outside of this. He could have 106 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: been a terrible person, but like I know the music. 107 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 1: I know that he uh popularized playing the guitar with 108 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:44,359 Speaker 1: the egg beater, and then you know, I started writing 109 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: jokes with an egg beater, uh, and that that was 110 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: just like my way of showing off. So he influenced 111 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 1: me in that way. All right, Big Mike is trending 112 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: because Trump supporters are horrifying pieces of ship. Oh, because 113 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: of Michelle Obama's thing basically being like this dude is 114 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: racist and they were like, yeah, we're racist and every 115 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: kind of phobic there is. Yeah, exactly. Section to thirty 116 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: is trending. What is so sex? And two thirty is 117 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: like this ship that protects Twitter and Facebook like that 118 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 1: that doesn't make them liable for ship that's posted on 119 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: their platforms Like section two thirty is the reason, Uh, 120 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: you can say whatever the funk you want on here, 121 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: and it's like it basically saying like that's user generated content, 122 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: so like we don't know what you know, that's that's 123 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: on them. Um, Donald Trump tweeted repeals section to thirty. Now, sir, 124 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: that's the whole reason you can tweet ship like this. 125 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,760 Speaker 1: The COVID nineteen is like live with it, like it's 126 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: the flu or spread all this kind of dangerous fucking misinformation. 127 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: So I'm not sure, you know, because if they didn't 128 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: have that, that would mean that Twitter and Facebook will 129 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 1: be like we have to vet every fucking post, so 130 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: we're not, you know, liable legally for anything that's coming 131 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: out of this website. So yes, I don't know. I 132 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: don't know. So he wants to be able to sue 133 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: them for things that other people tweet basically, I guess 134 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I didn't read this the like what 135 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: is actually motivating this? But yeah, I mean usually it's 136 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: that saying like because they take aggressive action on the right, 137 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: then they're saying, you know, then it always brings up 138 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: that that whole like impropriety, like are they favoring one 139 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: side over the other? Because clearly they favor the right 140 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: over the left. I mean people they left, they left 141 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: death threats banging all day when it's directed at normal 142 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 1: people for being like women or trans or black or 143 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: having an opinion. But it's like the second it veered 144 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,440 Speaker 1: into the other direction, like okay, we're gonna start banning people. 145 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,200 Speaker 1: Don't even mention death with this thing. Uh so you know, 146 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: it's all just it's all just part of this really 147 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: interesting this fucking last few hours where his Twitter has 148 00:08:56,559 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: become you know, some kind of insight to his matrix. Yeah, 149 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: it'll be interesting to see how long you know, Fauci 150 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: came out and said, well that like these are the 151 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: early days and things could very well go in the 152 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: opposite direction. It'll be interesting to see how much his 153 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: mental state follows that path. Hopefully not at all, because 154 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:27,439 Speaker 1: we I don't want the whole world to die. But um, yeah, 155 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 1: this why you're not an American. They talk about mania 156 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:36,760 Speaker 1: being followed by depression or psychosis or these are all 157 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: things that can happen with steroids. So and he does 158 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: not seem like he's going to relinquish power, and Mike 159 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,320 Speaker 1: Pence doesn't seem like the type who's gonna you know, 160 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:49,640 Speaker 1: strong armad out of out of his grasp it up 161 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, they're like the homies on the Homies, 162 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 1: just on some ship. Right now. We must we cannot 163 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: trust this person because like I'm sure I'm curious to know, 164 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: like outside of like doctor Twitter, Like what really if 165 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: you had a person on this kind of regiment, if 166 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: you'd be like, yeah, they can continue to do this 167 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: job with like super high stakes that involve like being 168 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:18,079 Speaker 1: clear minded and making consequential decisions for millions of people. 169 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:20,400 Speaker 1: Or if they're like, you know, he should he honestly, 170 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: he needs to. He needs to not be at work 171 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: for at least two and a half weeks and then 172 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: we will assess from there. But he's a president. He 173 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: does what he wants to do. And that's the whole 174 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:31,199 Speaker 1: point of his presidency is to let remind people know 175 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,000 Speaker 1: that you know, I'm president. Whatever you want to do, 176 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,680 Speaker 1: whatever you want. Yeah, I mean we've talked before about 177 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,440 Speaker 1: how V I. P. Syndrome has like killed Michael Jackson 178 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: and Elvis Presley and you know all all the people 179 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 1: who get relationships with doctors who are so impressed by 180 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: their fame that they can't forget, Yeah, they forget how 181 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: to be doctors. And I just didn't think it would 182 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: kill all of us. But like that only seems to 183 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 1: be something that is is happening right now, That is 184 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: what is trending this afternoon. The Pentagon is also under quarantine. 185 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,360 Speaker 1: Joint chiefs of staff were exposed to But Jack, how 186 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 1: do you explain this? How is it that all these 187 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,280 Speaker 1: people and the president's orbit are getting COVID and no 188 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: one on the left is explain that because I think 189 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 1: something happened at that debate or at the Rose Guarden. 190 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 1: I think something happened, and it's purely it's definitely not 191 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: the denial of science and going against what every medical 192 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: expert said in terms of protecting yourself against the novel coronavirus. 193 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,080 Speaker 1: What is it our people? Is that a conspiracy theory? 194 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: That's yes, yes, And it just shows you again like 195 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 1: it's never about the actions of yourself. It's not what 196 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:51,080 Speaker 1: did they do, because that's off the table. Considering what 197 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: their own actions is not even close to entering the 198 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: orbit of thought for trying to explain what is happening. 199 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: So it's a mediate like, oh is it hit? How 200 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: come is these mask were motherfucker's are protected from the 201 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 1: thing that you need a mask from. I don't know. 202 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: Why is it that all the people who were wearing 203 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,520 Speaker 1: motorcycle helmets had a better outcome when they had accidents 204 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,559 Speaker 1: with their helmets on, But the tough guys who didn't 205 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: ride that didn't have helmets and looked cool. They're coolness 206 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,680 Speaker 1: didn't save them. I don't This must be anti cool. 207 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,680 Speaker 1: Something's going on. I believe that's true. There is a 208 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:25,760 Speaker 1: conspiracy against the tough guys, anti cool people who ride 209 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: their motorcycle with no hands. Uh. All right, that's gonna 210 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: do it for this afternoon. We will be back tomorrow 211 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: with a whole episode of the show. Until then, wash 212 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: your hands, wear a mask, stay inside, don't do nothing 213 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,560 Speaker 1: about white supremacy, Be kind to each other, and be 214 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: kind to yourselves. We'll tell you all tomorrow. By B