Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from I
Speaker 2: was looking for Dwayne, who's having groceries delivered today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Dwayne. How you doing.
Speaker 2: Hi, Dwayne. I'm the person that's picking up your groceries
Speaker 2: to deliver them today.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And I would just like to start off this conversation
Speaker 2: by saying, no suthing, no nope, what do you mean, no,
Speaker 2: nope on more than a couple items actually that you
Speaker 2: would like me to pick up from the store, and
Speaker 2: honestly shocked at the amount of meat products you have.
Speaker 1: So no, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you're telling me
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get some items that could not because
Speaker 1: the store doesn't have them, like the store is out
Speaker 1: because you don't want.
Speaker 2: To meet is murder, and so now I will not
Speaker 2: participate in be an accompliced to murder.
Speaker 1: Hold up, hold up to tom up, you're not going
Speaker 1: to pick up my items, the meat items, because you're
Speaker 1: and to meat.
Speaker 2: I will gladly pick up some substitutes for you, some
Speaker 2: meat substitutes, maybe some amazing Okay, yes, well you ordered murder,
Speaker 2: and so now, so I can't you.
Speaker 1: Have a job picking up meat If you're not going
Speaker 1: to pick that? Who are you? You pick up what
Speaker 1: I ordered? That's that's what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Well. I took the job as a cart delivery driver
Speaker 2: for a couple of reasons. One for the money, obviously
Speaker 2: because it's the job, but also sort of community outreach
Speaker 2: to put a stop to the madness. And you, my friends,
Speaker 2: support murder. How does that feel? It can't feel good?
Speaker 1: First of all, who's your supervino? Because ain't the way
Speaker 1: hell this? You're supposed to be telling me?
Speaker 2: You're not going to pick up the items cheese also
Speaker 2: cheese products.
Speaker 1: No item that I already paid for?
Speaker 2: More than happy to find you alternatives.
Speaker 1: I'm a vegano ass. If you don't pick up my
Speaker 1: damn item, that's what's gonna happen. You better pick up
Speaker 1: the item that I pay for already. You can't tell
Speaker 1: me not of that? Well do you think you are?
Speaker 2: Well? I think I'm the person delivering your groceries and
Speaker 2: I and.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be the part of getting as if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get the food that I'm to pay for?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess I should expect aggression from somebody who
Speaker 2: eats the meat of aggressive animals, because that does go
Speaker 2: into your system and your body, and the energy that
Speaker 2: you have is definitely that of an angry bear.
Speaker 1: So you know what else it does. It's gonna give
Speaker 1: me the energy and strength to whoop your ass. I
Speaker 1: don't get my food you're not already ordered to pay for.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I understand. There's no way of talking
Speaker 2: you out of your murderous ways.
Speaker 1: Forget talking who's your supervisor? I don't call you a supervist.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm willing to go ahead and pick up those items,
Speaker 2: even though it goes against every moral standard that I have.
Speaker 1: No, it's too late for all that. Now you can
Speaker 1: talk to me crazy talk about you're gonna pick up
Speaker 1: my items.
Speaker 2: I will pick them up for you. I promise I
Speaker 2: will pick them up.
Speaker 1: For it's too late for that. You were supposed to
Speaker 1: already have them here by now. On your weight. You
Speaker 1: don't change it.
Speaker 2: I will pick them up to you, but I will
Speaker 2: not be able to bring them to your door. You're
Speaker 2: gonna even though it goes against every like I said,
Speaker 2: every moral standard that I have, I will pick up
Speaker 2: those meat items and support your murderous ways just this once,
Speaker 2: and I will not deliver.
Speaker 1: Calling me a murderer. Man, I'm not a murder I
Speaker 1: didn't care to day. I an animal. I gotta eat.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna deliver my food I'm not gonna bring
Speaker 1: into my door.
Speaker 2: Okay. Just because we didn't insert the knife doesn't mean
Speaker 2: we don't support it anyway.
Speaker 1: Believe what type of this.
Speaker 2: I will pick those items up for you, though, because
Speaker 2: I can tell you're upset, So I will pick up
Speaker 2: the items for you. Murderer.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna pick up my item that you're
Speaker 1: not going to bring up to my door.
Speaker 2: Yes, I will murder.
Speaker 1: M hm, I'm calling not get murdered.
Speaker 2: Well, they've already been something.
Speaker 1: Some something's gonna get murdered, all right, Yes I will job.
Speaker 1: It's about to be murdered. Will you about to lose it?
Speaker 1: This got to be the craziest, idn't I hadn't experienced?
Speaker 1: Are you the crate? This phone call? I'm hand I
Speaker 1: can't believe this what's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well then I'll just like you know that this
Speaker 2: is actually Jewbil from the Jewel Show doing a phone
Speaker 2: brank on you and your wife set you up, man,
Speaker 2: I know you. That's a joke.
Speaker 1: I know you.
Speaker 2: She said that you just ordered grocery delivery for the
Speaker 2: first time the other day and we're super excited about it.
Speaker 2: She wanted me to mess with I did.
Speaker 1: I ordered the fool. I'm like, man, first time. They're
Speaker 1: gonna bring it to the.
Speaker 2: Is.
Speaker 1: She gonna pull this. Keep it on the couch tonight.
Speaker 2: All right, have a good one, murderer, wake up every
Speaker 2: morning with Jebile phone branks.