WEBVTT - Vegan Grocery Delivery

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<v Speaker 1>It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, my name is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from I

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<v Speaker 2>was looking for Dwayne, who's having groceries delivered today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is Dwayne. How you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Dwayne. I'm the person that's picking up your groceries

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<v Speaker 2>to deliver them today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would just like to start off this conversation

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<v Speaker 2>by saying, no suthing, no nope, what do you mean, no,

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<v Speaker 2>nope on more than a couple items actually that you

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<v Speaker 2>would like me to pick up from the store, and

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<v Speaker 2>honestly shocked at the amount of meat products you have.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you're telling me

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna get some items that could not because

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<v Speaker 1>the store doesn't have them, like the store is out

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To meet is murder, and so now I will not

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<v Speaker 2>participate in be an accompliced to murder.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold up, hold up to tom up, you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up my items, the meat items, because you're

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<v Speaker 1>and to meat.

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<v Speaker 2>I will gladly pick up some substitutes for you, some

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<v Speaker 2>meat substitutes, maybe some amazing Okay, yes, well you ordered murder,

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<v Speaker 2>and so now, so I can't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a job picking up meat If you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to pick that? Who are you? You pick up what

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered? That's that's what you're supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. I took the job as a cart delivery driver

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<v Speaker 2>for a couple of reasons. One for the money, obviously

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<v Speaker 2>because it's the job, but also sort of community outreach

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<v Speaker 2>to put a stop to the madness. And you, my friends,

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<v Speaker 2>support murder. How does that feel? It can't feel good?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, who's your supervino? Because ain't the way

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<v Speaker 1>hell this? You're supposed to be telling me?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to pick up the items cheese also

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<v Speaker 2>cheese products.

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<v Speaker 1>No item that I already paid for?

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<v Speaker 2>More than happy to find you alternatives.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a vegano ass. If you don't pick up my

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<v Speaker 1>damn item, that's what's gonna happen. You better pick up

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<v Speaker 1>the item that I pay for already. You can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me not of that? Well do you think you are?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? I think I'm the person delivering your groceries and

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<v Speaker 2>I and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna be the part of getting as if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get the food that I'm to pay for?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess I should expect aggression from somebody who

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<v Speaker 2>eats the meat of aggressive animals, because that does go

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<v Speaker 2>into your system and your body, and the energy that

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<v Speaker 2>you have is definitely that of an angry bear.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know what else it does. It's gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>me the energy and strength to whoop your ass. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get my food you're not already ordered to pay for.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think I understand. There's no way of talking

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<v Speaker 2>you out of your murderous ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget talking who's your supervisor? I don't call you a supervist.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm willing to go ahead and pick up those items,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it goes against every moral standard that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's too late for all that. Now you can

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me crazy talk about you're gonna pick up

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<v Speaker 1>my items.

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<v Speaker 2>I will pick them up for you. I promise I

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<v Speaker 2>will pick them up.

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<v Speaker 1>For it's too late for that. You were supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>already have them here by now. On your weight. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't change it.

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<v Speaker 2>I will pick them up to you, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>not be able to bring them to your door. You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna even though it goes against every like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>every moral standard that I have, I will pick up

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<v Speaker 2>those meat items and support your murderous ways just this once,

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<v Speaker 2>and I will not deliver.

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<v Speaker 1>Calling me a murderer. Man, I'm not a murder I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't care to day. I an animal. I gotta eat.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're gonna deliver my food I'm not gonna bring

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<v Speaker 1>into my door.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Just because we didn't insert the knife doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>we don't support it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe what type of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I will pick those items up for you, though, because

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you're upset, So I will pick up

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<v Speaker 2>the items for you. Murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're gonna pick up my item that you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to bring up to my door.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I will murder.

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<v Speaker 1>M hm, I'm calling not get murdered.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they've already been something.

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<v Speaker 1>Some something's gonna get murdered, all right, Yes I will job.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about to be murdered. Will you about to lose it?

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<v Speaker 1>This got to be the craziest, idn't I hadn't experienced?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the crate? This phone call? I'm hand I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe this what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well then I'll just like you know that this

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<v Speaker 2>is actually Jewbil from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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<v Speaker 2>brank on you and your wife set you up, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you. That's a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you.

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<v Speaker 2>She said that you just ordered grocery delivery for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time the other day and we're super excited about it.

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<v Speaker 2>She wanted me to mess with I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered the fool. I'm like, man, first time. They're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bring it to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Is.

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<v Speaker 1>She gonna pull this. Keep it on the couch tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, have a good one, murderer, wake up every

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<v Speaker 2>morning with Jebile phone branks.