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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello tomorrow

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Speaker 1: at two o'clock. I'm sorry, Hello, Hi, Hello, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Joel. Yeah, this is him. Hello Joel, it

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Speaker 1: looks like I found you. Hi. My name is Swage

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Speaker 1: Meadowbrook and I am with landscaping and I was just

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Speaker 1: calling to confirm our appointment for tomorrow for me to

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Speaker 1: work on your yard. Oh yeah, yeah, this is a landscaper. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: I like to think of myself as a little bit

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Speaker 1: more than a landscaper. But I am quite good at

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Speaker 1: trimming hedges and mowing lawns and cutting all sorts of things. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but I like to think of myself as more of

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Speaker 1: a little bit of an artist. Yes, my name is

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Speaker 1: Swage Meadowbrook. I don't think we spoke in person before,

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Speaker 1: but I can't wait too. No, no, we didn't, we didn't.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Wage got tomorrow atmorrow at two mm hmmm yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's two in the afternoon. Uh, two in the

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Speaker 1: two two pm, two in the afternoon. Then right, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's what i'll I'll be by m Do you need

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Speaker 1: anything for me? I uh, it's just um, you know,

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Speaker 1: basic trimming. I will I won't need to gain entry. No,

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Speaker 1: it's it's all should be right there. I think we

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Speaker 1: have some stuff in the garage. Do you need some

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Speaker 1: of our equipment from the garage. I don't think I have.

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Speaker 1: I have all of my own cutlery and tools, and

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Speaker 1: I have a three pround cultivator that I call Janet.

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Speaker 1: I like her Janet. Yeah. I put her in the ground,

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Speaker 1: and I anerrate the ground and I cultivate it until

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Speaker 1: it's sprouts new life after I've destroyed the old weeds

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Speaker 1: that are there, dirty weeds. I don't like weeds. Do

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Speaker 1: you like weeds? No? No, no, I don't. That's why

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Speaker 1: I already likes dirty, sinful weeds. Do they No? They

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Speaker 1: must be yes, they must be dealt with. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: I can. I can definitely see that you're very passionate

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Speaker 1: about your landscaping. Yes i am. I've been doing this

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Speaker 1: for quite a long time. I love it, and I

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Speaker 1: can assure you that we will do a great job

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Speaker 1: with your yard, and we will make sure that there

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Speaker 1: is nothing living when we leave. I mean as far

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Speaker 1: as the weeds, of course, there will be no living weeds.

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Speaker 1: I will make sure that all of them know their

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Speaker 1: days are numbered and I will follow through on that promise. Yeah, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: just no funny stuff, all right. I'm not right at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what. I've tried to be funny before

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't work out very well. I tried stand

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Speaker 1: up comedy one time and I absolutely died. And then

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Speaker 1: I heard the other comedians talking about how they were

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Speaker 1: killing and I was like, I've done that before, and

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Speaker 1: then they admit that it means that you're doing very

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Speaker 1: good on stage. And I did not do that. I died,

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Speaker 1: which actually means the opposite. But I have killed many

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Speaker 1: sinful weeds and I look forward to murdering yours. Oh okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: you're not coming anywhere near my house, all right, and

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Speaker 1: I'm already here. Please do not show up. But I'm

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Speaker 1: already No, but you're already at my house. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: planning for tomorrow at too, and I'm already here. Shall

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Speaker 1: I leave my tools for tomorrow at too? No? What

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Speaker 1: about my three prone cultivator Janet that I told you about.

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Speaker 1: I like her. Take it, get off my property, you freak. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll just let you know it's a prank phone called in.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm not on your property at all, but I

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Speaker 1: do like three prone cultivators and tomorrow at too. This

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Speaker 1: is a prank, Yeah, what's up man? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife. Annie set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you guys hired a new landscaper and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to do something with that, So I figured, why not

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Speaker 1: swage Metal Brooks swag with an ee creepy out a

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Speaker 1: little bit mane my heart right thing? So anyway, what

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Speaker 1: time is that appointment again? Tomorrow? Tomorrow to tomorrow, I

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Speaker 1: tell you, yeah, tomorrow, to wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubil phone pranks