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Speaker 3: Joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that.

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Speaker 6: Come on, you'll think, uh huh, I shall will Good

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Speaker 6: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig

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Speaker 6: me now one it only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay.

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Speaker 6: I want to talk to you today about success. But

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Speaker 6: I want to talk to you about it like I

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Speaker 6: usually do in terms of a principle of it, but

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Speaker 6: I want to share something with you about it. And

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Speaker 6: I was talking to my daughter about it. I've talked

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Speaker 6: about my son in law about it, talked about it

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Speaker 6: with all my children, and I'm really starting to express

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Speaker 6: it to them now because I'm talking to a wide

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Speaker 6: with you. If you have any aspiration of being successful,

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Speaker 6: I want you to realize, starting right now, the effort

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Speaker 6: that is going to require. And that's why I think

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Speaker 6: it stops a lot of people. I think a lot

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Speaker 6: of people are never told or don't understand the sheer

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Speaker 6: effort that it takes to become successful at anything in

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Speaker 6: any area of your life. If you think that doing

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Speaker 6: your best is enough, that I got news for you.

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Speaker 1: It's not. Well, Steve.

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Speaker 6: What if you've done your best, though, and your best

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Speaker 6: ain't good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.

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Speaker 1: Hold on.

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Speaker 6: If you want to be successful and you've done your

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Speaker 6: best and best isn't good enough? What you threw that's it.

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Speaker 6: But Steve, it was my best. No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 6: It was the best you had at that time, in

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Speaker 6: that particular day. But tomorrow adds something to it.

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Speaker 1: You've never done everything.

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Speaker 6: There is no you can't go no more, you can't

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Speaker 6: add no more. I've seen marathon end up crawling across

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Speaker 6: the line. I've seen triathlone people man just staggering in

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Speaker 6: the street and didn't want nobody to help them because

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Speaker 6: they knew they would disqualify them from the race. You

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Speaker 6: got more? Have you ever dipped into your reserve tank?

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Speaker 6: That's what we're talking about now. See all of us

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Speaker 6: have a reserve tank, you know. On my ranch, I

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Speaker 6: like to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles,

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Speaker 6: and all of them have a gas tank on it

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Speaker 6: see all of them. Yeah, all of them have gas

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Speaker 6: danger zone. Now you're riding into the lowest part of

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Speaker 6: Man, that's going to advance and move the brand forward.

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Speaker 6: Because here's what's gonna happen. You are Let's say you

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Speaker 6: Listen to this. When you make the one hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 6: is harder to maintain your success than it is to

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Speaker 1: See. Let's say, let me show you this. Suppose it

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Speaker 6: Five to eight years to find a way to make

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Speaker 6: Five to eight years to find a way to make

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Speaker 6: Now because guess what, in order to keep the fifty

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Speaker 6: And then, oh, here's what you're going to have the

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Speaker 6: audacity being a human being. You're gonna want another fifty

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Speaker 6: because you're a human being, Because you gotta have something else.

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Speaker 6: I guess what you gotta do now, Now you gotta

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Speaker 6: up with something else. Then after that you're gonna have

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Speaker 6: the audacity because you're human, You're gonna want another fifty.

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Speaker 1: Says how this works?

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Speaker 6: And see that that's the importance of your relationship with God,

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Speaker 6: because you're gonna constantly need it. It ain't have a

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Speaker 6: going through. Won't be through, won't nothing unless you then

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Speaker 6: wants that? Come on, y'all, this is going to take

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Speaker 6: of all the successful people I know, I know that

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Speaker 6: to cut a lot of monkey business out your life.

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Speaker 6: All that hanging out, all that late and all that

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Speaker 1: Monkey business out to be successful.

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Speaker 6: Man, If you're planning on being successful, get up early,

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Speaker 6: stay up late, work, try, think, meet, greet, smile, attract.

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Speaker 6: It takes a lot, let's go, but you can do it.

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Speaker 6: God is pressed to passing out blessings all day long.

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Speaker 6: Why are you not in line for yours? I'm telling

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Speaker 6: you right now, I want everything God got for me

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Speaker 6: because what he's shown.

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Speaker 1: Me so far. Who if he got some moke man

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Speaker 1: or man? How good is God? Huh?

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Speaker 7: You're listening morning.

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Speaker 1: Show ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show Man.

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Speaker 1: Greatest Morning Showing Up.

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Speaker 6: Today's a show is dedicated to all the bass fishermen

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Speaker 6: in the world. Everybody that bass fish? What bass fish?

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Speaker 6: Cropping fish, yes, sir, bucket sittles, brim sunfish them fish,

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Speaker 6: lake fishers yes, lake fishes, baby, Yeah, I love lake fishers.

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Speaker 1: Man. Fresh water well.

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Speaker 6: O, don't deep sea another kind of fishing. We're not

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Speaker 6: doing them yet. We got love for you, but we're

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Speaker 6: just doing that day. Bank fisher people has got boats,

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Speaker 6: walms and mintos. Look for them, hunt them down. Big

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Speaker 6: mouth bass, small mouth bass, come.

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Speaker 1: On board, pike, walleye. Let's do something.

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Speaker 8: You eat them, You eat your catch.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, why know you.

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Speaker 6: Well to catch your release on my rat except on Friday,

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Speaker 6: on Fridays.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so then what you have to fill your pond

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Speaker 2: your lake up again?

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Speaker 1: No, not sure.

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Speaker 6: They ain't not making babies now all the babies ain't

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Speaker 6: gonna make it because big fish do eat little fish.

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Speaker 1: Understand that. Now understand that. Oh yeah, catfish nature, Hey

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Speaker 6: I want to that damn bass will suck you down.

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Speaker 1: Man, That bass will do you.

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Speaker 6: Man, that bass eat pretty much in a bass eat

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Speaker 6: a small duck on the pond. Yeah, if it's if

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Speaker 6: it's a big mouth bass.

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Speaker 1: No, he won't eat eating.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, man, a baby dunk, a big a large,

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Speaker 1: He'll hit the duck. He'll eat a frog.

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Speaker 6: Ain't nothing, is it anything? Go across that water man,

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Speaker 6: You got movement, and he hungry. He's gonna swallow you

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Speaker 1: Muscles. Do the red. You're gone you're gone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, crickets bugs, man, you see them water bugs laying

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Speaker 6: hear when you hear that right there, that's it.

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Speaker 1: He's gone. Surely that's not annoying. There's a lot of

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Speaker 1: fish noise. You drinking.

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Speaker 8: Seven where you still irritated by it though.

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Speaker 1: It's you don't this is good.

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Speaker 2: You're not good, annoying, angriest comedian ever.

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Speaker 1: No, hell.

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Speaker 2: What I don't need, no help me, man, Joe's let

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Speaker 2: it be for me?

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Speaker 1: Be right my joke?

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Speaker 6: You want to ask sound effect? Tommy? Tommy, do you

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Speaker 6: want any sound effects with your jokes?

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Speaker 1: For sill?

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Speaker 8: The're animals doing sound effects?

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Speaker 6: Okay, would you you are junior?

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Speaker 1: Work Go ahead, j coyote, there you go, junior. From

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Speaker 1: now you work with Jim.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: A big bath like you and June. You'll be right back,

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Speaker 1: which some real funny right not to do?

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Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.

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Speaker 2: It is time now for the nephew to run that

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Speaker 2: frank back. Nephew, what you got for us today?

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Speaker 1: Who may you?

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Speaker 9: You?

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Speaker 1: You're talking about me? All right? This is right here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's Jean, I got your girl Jean, I got

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Speaker 5: your girl cat dog. If you would, Hello speedy Jean,

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Speaker 5: my name Vernon brother was playing what's going on?

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Speaker 1: I need to holler at you for a minute, my man,

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Speaker 5: I'm just coming at you like a man, brother, trying

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Speaker 10: Player, man, it is what it is.

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Speaker 1: It is what it is.

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Speaker 5: be looking for me or something. Brother, Look look at it.

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Speaker 5: Let's check this out. This is a decision that the

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Speaker 5: You have no reason to be coming looking for me

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Speaker 1: And I'm trying not to let that happen. That's why

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Speaker 10: Trust me, Fan, it ain't nothing that I'm never worried about.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I'm just letting you know, man, I'm letting

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Speaker 10: Should diet this on the phone together out of respect

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Speaker 5: Okay, Well, you know, and then you know, if that's

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Speaker 5: whatever it's got to be.

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Speaker 10: Man, So I prefer you know.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So, but let me ask you this, where is

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Speaker 10: Is, then what I ain't gonna never be flat footed?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well flat footed upside down any way you want

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Speaker 5: to look at it.

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Speaker 1: Broh.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying not to get into this physical part, but

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Speaker 10: It could be what up? You know, it could be

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Speaker 10: It don't make a difference.

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Speaker 5: It never does, brother, It never does. When two bulls

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Speaker 10: Now, guess what we are doing? Too much talking? You

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Speaker 10: got my information? Guess what now? I'm brot loaded one

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Speaker 10: hundred for you.

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Speaker 1: You lock and loaded.

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Speaker 10: There's no need for you to say, there's no need

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool?

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Speaker 5: You know matter while we're at it, Man, let me

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Speaker 1: You cool. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: I think you need you know, matter of fact, if

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Speaker 5: Alana and make sure you to pop.

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Speaker 1: But to that all right, feel me? Got it? So?

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Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna have your wife get your call man,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, you do that. You know my information. Like I said,

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Speaker 10: I'm really older on a hunting for somebody. So you

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Speaker 1: What you mean? You what?

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Speaker 5: What's all this? Somebody got to go? What you're saying,

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Speaker 5: somebody got to go go? Like, okay, you're talking about

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Speaker 5: either me or you. One of us got to go

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Speaker 5: I already have, that means I have enough information to

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Speaker 5: know where you are. Brother, you know nothing about me

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Speaker 5: norway I reside. So if you're gonna talk about lock

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Speaker 5: you player.

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Speaker 1: You gotta talk.

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Speaker 10: First off, you ain't really annoyed because it got a

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Speaker 10: my informission Guess what, I don't residing the more I

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Speaker 10: ain't being no more.

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Speaker 1: Guess what?

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Speaker 10: Now you gotta start from scratch like me.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what here go to math man. You

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Speaker 5: ready for that? You ready for this math? You ready here?

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Speaker 5: Go to math this nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 5: Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You've been pranked by your wife.

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Speaker 5: I'm a killer, yeah black man till I boy, you

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Speaker 5: you kind of had me scared for a minute because

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Speaker 5: you really wasn't flinching. You whatever you eating over there,

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Speaker 5: you never did stop eating on it.

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Speaker 10: Oh, I ain't gonna stop eating. I'm gonna keep eating

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Speaker 10: every morning.

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Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio morning show in the land.

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Speaker 10: Steve Harvey Show.

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Speaker 1: There it is.

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Speaker 5: That's a drop of stupid this morning. I'll be back

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Speaker 5: in another hour with some most stupid because that's how

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Speaker 5: I do it. You understand what I'm saying, right, Nephew,

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Speaker 5: tell me house part of comedy. Damn it is Buffalo,

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Speaker 5: New York. I am ready. I'm excited. It's going down

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Speaker 5: tickets and setting like crazy, and I appreciate y'all coming

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Speaker 5: to see you. Boy, straight out of council, y'all gotta

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Speaker 5: come see I got a whole lot to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 5: Saturday, augusty thirty person, that is Labor Day weekend, The

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Speaker 5: Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 5: I will be at the Shade Performing Odd Center. Laying

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Speaker 5: in the cup the middle of theater. That's the middle

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Speaker 5: of field. That is in Augusta, Georgia. That is Friday,

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Speaker 5: September the sixth, Friday September the sixth. Takets on sale

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Speaker 5: right now. What's laying in the cut? I got one

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Speaker 5: motus landing in the cut. The Hymen Center, Hymen Center.

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Speaker 5: That's Saturday, October twenty sixth, Nephew, tell me in friends,

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Speaker 5: that's Lafayette, Louisiana, right there, right in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.

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Speaker 1: It's called the Hymen Center, the Hymen Center. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Sheriff Strawberry.

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Speaker 2: All right, nephew, coming up next and is ask the

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Speaker 2: building right after this.

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Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, time now for us the clo.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: This one is from Cecil in Saginaw, Michigan. Cecil Rights.

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Speaker 2: I'm a seventy year old bachelor and I swore i'd

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Speaker 2: I have a very controlling daughter and she will be

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Speaker 2: wealthy after I pass away. She's my everything, and I

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Speaker 2: know she will fight over my assets, especially because she

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Speaker 2: She suggested I get a prenup if I decide to

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Speaker 2: marry this woman.

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Speaker 8: What should I do?

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Speaker 6: CLO, Well, go on and get a prenup because on

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Speaker 6: how much younger this woman is.

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Speaker 1: But if you seventy damned everybody you meet from.

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Speaker 6: Younger as could be, that covers a wide range of people, cecil,

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Speaker 6: and your daughter's a little bit aggravated by it, and

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Speaker 6: I think you can understand that.

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Speaker 1: But your daughter is your everything.

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Speaker 6: So if the woman really loves you for your love

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Speaker 6: would understand that you want to leave everything to your child,

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Speaker 6: and so that makes sense. But she's threatening to leave

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Speaker 6: you if you don't get yourself together. How she wants

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Speaker 6: either one or two things. She wants you to get

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Speaker 6: your daughter under control, or she wants you to handle

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Speaker 6: your business and hand it over to her. Those are

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Speaker 6: the only two things I could think she's telling you

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Speaker 6: to get yourself together, she gonna leave you. And then

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Speaker 6: the words of someone. I don't know whether this phrase

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Speaker 6: and you can apply those. And because I'm pretty sure, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I understand that you got, you got, you can do

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Speaker 6: you could, you can get somebody else.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 2: All right, We're moving on. Tabitha and Philly says, I'm

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Speaker 2: On Friday, I ran to the dry cleaners and I

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Speaker 6: Well, you didn't know why the assistant had the car

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Speaker 1: Was obviously to pick up some cleaning. I must assume me.

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Speaker 6: He wasn't down there. They wasn't at a hotel. He

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Speaker 6: up his dry cleaning. You done came in all gangster,

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Speaker 6: get an uber, Give me the damn car keys. Now

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Speaker 6: Now your husband on set. What did your husband do?

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Speaker 1: Well? You be scared to somebody wife walk in? You

443
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 1: got the keys? Yeah, sound like a white woman, right,

444
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 1: like white woman. I'm telling you that.

445
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 6: I know one thing she got asking that you uber.

446
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 6: That wasn't no arguing about the keys. She had her

447
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 6: that kid and got right in it.

448
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 8: But you're saying you think the wife overreacted.

449
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 6: I do, but I also understand her position. But she

450
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 6: jumped to the conclusion without note of the proof other

451
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 6: than she had the keys to the car.

452
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 8: She should apologize.

453
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, here we go.

454
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 8: It'll happen, right, yeah, all right?

455
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: Moving on. Molly in Tupelo, Mississippi, says, I'm a twenty

456
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: nine year old single mother and my boyfriend of five

457
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 2: years just moved in with a guy I slept with

458
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: last year. I slept with a guy while my boyfriend

459
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: was deployed last year. He works with a guy now

460
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 2: and they decided to be roommates so my boyfriend can

461
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 2: save up to buy a house. My boyfriend can't live

462
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 2: with me because my son's father won't allow it. Do

463
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: I tell my boyfriend that I had sex with his roommate,

464
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 2: or pray it never comes up?

465
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: Better, get to pray out.

466
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 6: Don't walk that information in the door that you slept

467
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 6: with him while he was deployed.

468
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 10: You know.

469
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: Listen to me.

470
00:25:53,160 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 6: There's a saying that everything comes to light. That's not true.

471
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 6: That's just not true.

472
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: So don't start bringing everything to the light. Turn that

473
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: damn light off.

474
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 6: Right sometimes sometimes in our lives, and all of us

475
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 6: have benefited from it. There's a thing that we all

476
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 6: been from benefit from called grace. And but by the grace, somehow,

477
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 6: some things are not allowed to be known about you,

478
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 6: and that's some grace and favor. You should be the

479
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 6: beneficiary of that as long as you can.

480
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: Don't walk nothing in there and tell it that they

481
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: don't know.

482
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 6: And these are some famous words. Shut your damn mouth.

483
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 6: I don't know who that quote is from, but shut

484
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 6: your damn mouth. It is one of my I don't

485
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 6: know who the tribute that to, but I love it.

486
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: Man, all right, all right here we go.

487
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: All right, one last one, Shay, you have one?

488
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 11: No, I just I just wanted to add to what

489
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 11: he's saying about.

490
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: Shut your damn mount. It's very important.

491
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 11: If you have information that somebody doesn't know, don't give

492
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 11: it to them. Just willy nilly, What the hell would

493
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 11: you do that for? That is just stupid, That's all

494
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 11: I had to say.

495
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: That's dumb as hell. They don't know you. I mean,

496
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: they don't know and you're telling them. Damn, that's dumb.

497
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 4: That is just dumb.

498
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 8: This is where we went through.

499
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 2: Many man, But why and who all deployed in Tupelo.

500
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: But honesty. Some people believe in honesty, you know they

501
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 2: want the true honesty is stupid, overrated, It's way overrated.

502
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: All Right, we got we gotta go.

503
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.

504
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,120
Speaker 2: All right, guys, it's time to check Steve's voicemail.

505
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 8: And you want to leave a message.

506
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: Paul eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven

507
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 2: twenty nine.

508
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 8: Steve, prit Steve.

509
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 1: Here we go.

510
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: This first one is a call from prison.

511
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 12: Hey, what's going on? Under Steve my name? I'm currently incarcerated.

512
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 12: I've been listening to you guys, since two thousand and four,

513
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,719
Speaker 12: and i just got my hands on the cellphone and

514
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 12: I'm really trying to prank my fiance. If you can

515
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 12: please have a nephew time to call me back. I

516
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 12: really want a prank he if you said ain't no way,

517
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 12: you guys would have a pranker. And oh greatly appreciated that.

518
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 12: I'm a big fan and your other sneed every morning.

519
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, hey dog, But we don't want to undersen him.

520
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 6: Love you and now hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, tell

521
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 6: me first of all, I wanna say, dog, I love you, man,

522
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 6: I appreciate you. I hope, I hope you will get

523
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 6: out so we will get back to your family and everything.

524
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 6: And I love you, man, I appreciate you listening to me.

525
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 6: I'm trying to be encouraging. But if you think that

526
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 6: when we finnsah call a cell phone number back in

527
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 6: a state.

528
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: Or federal institute, which is gets a.

529
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 6: Law to have us on the same block you own

530
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 6: two doors down doing time for committing a federalist so

531
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 6: we can break your damn girl friend. You're to calling

532
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 6: you the wrong damn motor show man. We that not

533
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 6: grip my damn.

534
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: Nephew can't call you. We can't. I man can't pop up,

535
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: pop up on his cell phone. And then if the

536
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: thought is coming.

537
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 6: To compensate the cell phone and then start going through

538
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 6: the numbers and find out what you were doing. And

539
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 6: now I number name come up. You're talking uncle Steve

540
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,239
Speaker 6: and all this. I'm too old and pretty to go

541
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 6: to prison.

542
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

543
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 6: Though I made a lot of money, I ain't gonna

544
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 6: do good in no prison.

545
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: And Thomas Show ain't.

546
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 6: Gonna make it down there because nonna have my not

547
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 6: gonna have my nephew in that tossing him around and

548
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 6: the cells and things. I love you, dog, I appreciate you.

549
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 6: I do man, I'm gonna pray for you. We're not

550
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 6: gonna be able to call you back on This is

551
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 6: eagerly a quiet cell phone.

552
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: That is a scud on you.

553
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show?

554
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Steve?

555
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: You you started telling us about this woman.

556
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 6: I met this girl and in college, Lord, she was

557
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 6: fine creole girl. My brother told me how to get her,

558
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 6: and he gave me some money to take out. So

559
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 6: I told her to pick the restaurant. She picked the

560
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 6: creole restort. I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food,

561
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 6: so I'm in.

562
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: I go in there.

563
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 6: She done ordered all this spicy stuff. If to fail,

564
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 6: all this but spice it though. Yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff. Man,

565
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 6: I ain't never been in my system before. So I'm taking

566
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 6: her home, and my stomach is turning it. So we

567
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 6: get at the front of her house. I'm gonna walk

568
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 6: her to the door. She said, come on in for

569
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 6: a little while. My mama and them gone.

570
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 10: Oh.

571
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: Now, my mama had told me, when your stomach just

572
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: tore up, try to go home. Yes, yeah, don't put that.

573
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 6: In nobody else house grated yes, but she was so fine.

574
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 6: I just said, well, man, let me go on in

575
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 6: here for a little while, because I what kind of

576
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 6: man would I be?

577
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: Fine? Chick invite you in, and Mama and dadd ain't there.

578
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: Let me at least go on in here. Something but

579
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: your stomach.

580
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 6: I mean, really, Sureley, this a girl air man would

581
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 6: have went in there. I'm sitting there on the country

582
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 6: watching TV. My stomach is turning. I can hear it.

583
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 6: So I said, can I go to the bathroom? She said,

584
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 6: second door on the left. I go in there, and

585
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 6: Lord have mercy.

586
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: The walls are gibaltar.

587
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: Walls of.

588
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 6: I'd have grabbed the tie rack in front of me

589
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 6: to just try to hang on. I'm twisting the guest

590
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 6: tile in my head like I'm ringing it out.

591
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: I did knock the toilet tissue.

592
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 6: Holder off the wall, screws out everything I had kicked

593
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 6: over the trash cat.

594
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: You can hear this, right, I don't hear It.

595
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 6: Wasn't feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the

596
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 6: bathroom so much alarming to me.

597
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you I've actually put more.

598
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 6: In there than I've ever put in there in my

599
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 6: life prior to I.

600
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: Didn't know when you don't stop my story. Shirt. This

601
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: is for junior time, I know.

602
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 6: So I'm filling the bowl up, so finally I'm done,

603
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 6: to my relief, but I'm sweating though I'm talking about it.

604
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: I'm in there. Shirt my shirt wide I had, but

605
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: my whole shirt it's wide.

606
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 6: I had hung my pants up on the back of

607
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 6: the dunk because I use a bathroom like my daddy

608
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 6: always hang my pants and draws up on the back

609
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 6: of the shirt. Yeah, you know, ever use the bathrooms.

610
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 6: But I got my shirt on. But I didn't open

611
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 6: it up because it's hot. I got just just water

612
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 6: coming down out the front. So I stand up and

613
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 6: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.

614
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 6: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound

615
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 6: that all I hear is to swirl and I turn

616
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 6: around and his rise.

617
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: Rising.

618
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 6: I'm asking God not to do this to me today.

619
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm asking God, not today, Lord, not in him. You

620
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 1: have to have a part three.

621
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 6: This ain't the time for this. Lord, stop this swirl

622
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 6: from rise. God, you ain't ever right now.

623
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: Oh God, we have to go through.

624
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 6: I will, but Jesus, will it stop the But it's

625
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 6: steady coming.

626
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: God, just catch up. I'm over this fine girl house

627
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: stomach toe up, the eight grill old food seventeen.

628
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 6: Should have went home and used the bathroot sat in

629
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 6: our house cause she's fine. Now I'm in here using

630
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 6: the bathroom and all held and broken. I'm in here,

631
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 6: neked sting on the toilet was just my shirt on

632
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 6: because I like to shit wide, lady. I like to

633
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 6: be open and free, and I need it because I

634
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 6: had to brace myself a couple of times.

635
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: But she never came in there to her.

636
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: Cham not checked. She coming that's coming.

637
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 8: In the store.

638
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: So I get up.

639
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 6: I finally get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting

640
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 6: more in the bowls and ever bore. So I'm a

641
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 6: little bit concerned with their sheer volume. So I flushed

642
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 6: the toilet as I'm putting my pants back up on me,

643
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 6: and I'm waiting to hear that.

644
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: But I don't hear it. And I look back and

645
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: his rise just going in a slow circle. So I

646
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: go in.

647
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 6: I go to my heavenly father, here, Father the god boy,

648
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 6: now lost stop this rise in time. Wow, somehow, don't

649
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 6: let this swirl get up by the top. But he

650
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 6: didn't hear me that day. Yes, I guess it wasn't

651
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 6: let The next thing I know, it's at the very

652
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 6: top of the toilet.

653
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it's about to flow over. So

654
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: now I don't know what to do. So I look

655
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: down and it's a trash can.

656
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 6: So I dipped the trash can down in it, and

657
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 6: I got a trash can full of it here.

658
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: So I pull on the shower curtain back it, throw

659
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: it in the bathto.

660
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 6: But here comes some more, so I had to take

661
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 6: another trash can full of it.

662
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: And throw another.

663
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 6: Trash can in the bathtub, and here comes some damn moat.

664
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 6: So now I realized they call it is broke up

665
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 6: and it started going back down or you work there,

666
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 6: I say, I gotta get some water and put it

667
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 6: in here.

668
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: So I started running water.

669
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 6: In the trash can to pour it down there and

670
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 6: make the water go clean. So I finally did that. Yeah,

671
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 6: and I said, thank you Lord. And I looked over

672
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 6: and the damn bathtub is tripe. Shower cook this tripe.

673
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 6: I look, come, it's on the wall.

674
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: It's on the water foid partfore.

675
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 6: Home, this is this is all Kelly's in the closet,

676
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 6: and this is Steve Hally's in the.

677
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: Bathroom part folk coming up right over here.

678
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 6: Trap in the bathroom part Folk, it's on the walls,

679
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 6: the shower curtain and the vafth tub shot.

680
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: You're listening Morning show thee trapped in the bathroom?

681
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: Allah are killing in the clothes part? Folk? Yeah, I

682
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: done veiled out.

683
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 6: Three buckets trapped hands of pure mess.

684
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: Then throw it in the shower.

685
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 6: So when I get all of the water back in

686
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 6: the tarnet where I got it some time and the

687
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 6: water clean, I said.

688
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.

689
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 6: I look over the damn vathtub is strapping. So now

690
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 6: I cut these people shower on you, and I'm washing

691
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 6: down the.

692
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: Walls, the shower curtain with the shower.

693
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 6: The girl comes up to the door because I've been

694
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 6: in here about forty five minutes.

695
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: A long time.

696
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 6: So she said, you don't kay now everything.

697
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: She said it sounded like something wrong that get waiting.

698
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 5: To do.

699
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: To get away from the said, well, okay, my house.

700
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 6: So I'm in there. It's this too late. But I

701
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 6: noticed they got a candle in the bathroom.

702
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh I light it. I like the candles. Starts striking

703
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: matches and running tapwater.

704
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 6: That for my mama always told me, strike some matches

705
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 6: and run some tapwater.

706
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: It'll help you get rid of old them. So I'm

707
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: in there.

708
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 6: But now I'm washing down shower, curtains, walls, the bath tub,

709
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 6: getting up stuff off the floor. I'm just in here now.

710
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 6: Now you probably said, Steve, what is you washing it

711
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 6: down with?

712
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well whatn't no paper twels in there?

713
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 6: But that tie right that I had grab when I

714
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 6: first sat down, it was twisting it.

715
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they guessed towns the forward, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

716
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: what I washed it down with good town that is

717
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: tie is brown because I can't wrist it all.

718
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: The color when it started, they was pink.

719
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: No Towns is running. I have washed all the walls down.

720
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 6: Everything I'm in that sweating has been at a construction site.

721
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 6: I've been in there total my damn near hour. So

722
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 6: I put a fastened my clothes, I look at the bathrooms.

723
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 6: I got everything up, but I got this big nasty

724
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 6: ass time and I don't know what to do with it.

725
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 6: So I take it, put it in the waste paper

726
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 6: can that I've been bailing with, and struck all that

727
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 6: under the seat. Okay, I figured this ain't finn to

728
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 6: be good, no how, but at least when they come

729
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 6: in here, it's gonna take a moment because I know

730
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 6: when you're going there, you're gonna have to say what

731
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 6: the hit happened here? Because I couldn't remember how the

732
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 6: shower curtain was or none of that. And now I

733
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 6: got I look out. I'm telling you, I got everything off.

734
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 6: So I walked down the hallway. She's sitting on the

735
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 6: pouch with an attitude of us folded. She look at

736
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 6: me and she said, why you been in there? So

737
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 6: Long said, I had a little accident. Then she said,

738
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 6: oh my god, look at you.

739
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 10: What was it.

740
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: I didn't realize.

741
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 6: When I was bareing all that mess into the shower

742
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 6: it was splashing on my pants, been on my knee.

743
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 6: I ain't had time to look at this because I'm

744
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 6: gonna too busy cleaning up that damn house. I look down,

745
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 6: It's just specks, splash marks from my knee down my

746
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 6: pants was trip. I looked at her. She looked at me,

747
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 6: and she said, oh my god, look at you. What

748
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 6: have you been doing. I looked at her, said you

749
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 6: ain't got to talk to me like that, and walked

750
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 6: out the floor, throat and slam. When they got in

751
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 6: my car, had to ride home with all my windows

752
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 6: down because I speak. I smelled like a stump sitting

753
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 6: in that card. And that girl saw me on the

754
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 6: campus next day, and all her girlfriends was looking at

755
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 6: me like I had never met her.

756
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: And that was my Harvey Wow, Trapp trapped claw And

757
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push music to that.

758
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 2: All right, All right, nephew, tell me coming up next

759
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 2: with the prank phone call.

760
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning.

761
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right

762
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

763
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: the subject show business isn't for everyone. I say, we'll

764
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 2: get into that in just a few But now the

765
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 2: nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

766
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: What you got for us?

767
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 7: Nep didn't do it?

768
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: And you know we're gonna get on there. I'm dune.

769
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 5: I'm going through my my files right now. I got

770
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 5: you know, hold on, let me just check this out

771
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 5: and just get to the file and have I know

772
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 5: some people in their car right now talking about if

773
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 5: you don't hurry up and play the dog on prank

774
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 5: we're playing. We got to go in work. Put all

775
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 5: that playing. Come on, you know which one you can play, Tommy. Okay,

776
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,

777
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 5: ladies and gentlemen.

778
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: Just a little suspense. So let me see.

779
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and let me do it like my my

780
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 5: granddaddy say.

781
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: All right, that index thing.

782
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me let me do it like your uncle

783
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 5: used to do it. Reconn and get you some return

784
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 5: and get you some reachin't get you a prank, get

785
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,959
Speaker 5: in return.

786
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: They ain't get you one, get you on, get you

787
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: one quarter. There you do this right.

788
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 5: Here is relationship departure. Relationship departure.

789
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: Let's go catch up.

790
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 13: Hello, Hey, Brian, Hey, baby, I was I was calling

791
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 13: to tell you.

792
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: Baby. Look, I just I just can't do it. I

793
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: got it?

794
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 12: What?

795
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: Hello?

796
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 10: Oh hello?

797
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 9: Right, thanks Brian.

798
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 5: Hey, this is Greg. I know I know he was

799
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 5: just talking to Valve. But this is this is Greg

800
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 5: talking to you.

801
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: Just Brian, Greg.

802
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, this is Brian little Greg. I was just talking

803
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 9: to my wife. Did you put it back on the phone.

804
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna be able

805
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: to do that.

806
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 9: Why can't you do that?

807
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 10: Man?

808
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: Hey, let me explain something to you.

809
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 5: Uh all right, there's some things, you know, long conversations

810
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 5: about this.

811
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 9: Well, how you know my wife on the first man

812
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 9: basis like that?

813
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 5: Man?

814
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 9: How you who are you?

815
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: Like I said, man, my name is Greg. Uh all right?

816
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: At the airport?

817
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 9: Okay airport?

818
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: What the airport?

819
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 9: And why you got the airport with my wife?

820
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 1: By Hey?

821
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 5: Let me, hey, dog, all of this is complicated, Okay,

822
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 5: it's really it is.

823
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 9: Make it simple for me.

824
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 5: Okay, So what I want to explain to you, But

825
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 5: let me explain to you Mann. We've had a lot

826
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 5: of long coms about this. It's something that.

827
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 9: You when where was this? Why are you about the

828
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 9: airport with my wife.

829
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 12: With me?

830
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: And why is leaving with me?

831
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 10: Okay, leaving?

832
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 9: And what do you mean leaving? Leaving me?

833
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: Oh?

834
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 9: Hell no? Put on the phone. And I don't even

835
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 9: want to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.

836
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 9: Put her on the phone, man, and you need to

837
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 9: put her on.

838
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 5: The phone right now, leaving.

839
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 9: I don't believe that.

840
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 6: Now.

841
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 9: I want to hear her say that. Oh here, you're

842
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 9: staying here. Let me talk to my wife, man, because

843
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 9: you feed the boca. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?

844
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: What's this?

845
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 9: Dude? Talking down?

846
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 13: Sweet to tell you this for a while? See you

847
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 13: think everything, but it hasn't been okay.

848
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 9: Why are you telling me this the phone? Why can't

849
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 9: you just come home and tell me?

850
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: Can't you just over this to my face? Hey?

851
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, bro, come on man, my wife?

852
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: Hey hey hey, bro, I know this is painful.

853
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 12: Man.

854
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 6: You don't know, you don't know nothing, But I.

855
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 5: Okay, believe.

856
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 9: I just put my wife on the phone. If you

857
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 9: if you got any ounce of a man, and you

858
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,959
Speaker 9: just put my wife back on the phone, all.

859
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: Right, bro? Let me, let me let me say, let

860
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: me let me. Can I say something to you? Man? Say, man,

861
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: what do you less?

862
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 9: Is my wife on the but you ain't got nothing.

863
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on in the second. But let

864
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: me say this to you.

865
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 9: Man. I can say the same man and wrap it

866
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 9: up because I need to talk to my wife.

867
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,880
Speaker 5: I just want you to know this, Brian, this is

868
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

869
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: Got me the prank phone call?

870
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 12: Yea, what.

871
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 10: Home?

872
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 9: So? So okay? If you planted me? What's up with

873
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 9: the airport and stuff in the back then y'all at

874
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 9: the airport?

875
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 5: No, bro, your wife is here at the studio. Man,

876
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 5: ain't nothing happening. Man, you're wife? Hold on, Ia, let

877
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 5: you tell me you alright? First of all, you alright man?

878
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 9: Uh oh man, it was about to be a murder scene.

879
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: Man, Look at now, who's the bigger I got you?

880
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 9: Finally you could have been a little bit more.

881
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: You and y'all your brother.

882
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: You think y'all the only ones can prank?

883
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: People said, you and your brother be pranking all the time.

884
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 12: Man.

885
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 10: Man's light stuff though.

886
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 9: I a girl.

887
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: Oh you got a birthday coming up? Happy birthday?

888
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 12: Brian.

889
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 9: This yeah, man, great gifts, great gifts.

890
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 12: Man.

891
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 9: Let me talk to my wife.

892
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: Man, I guy ain't got no do dag hold on?

893
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 9: Please what woman? H you got me all right? Don't don't.

894
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 9: You ain't got to go this far?

895
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 2: Right's supposed to be funny. I did a little bad,

896
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: but you kind of start tearing up.

897
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: But I'm glad to know you fight for me. Like that.

898
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 9: Fight.

899
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: It was gonna be some fight.

900
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 9: It wasn't gonna be oh, just a bring you black.

901
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 9: Don't even stop at red.

902
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 5: Like you know how passes get through when they say

903
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 5: they preached that thing. I prank that thing right there,

904
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 5: you him, I prank that thing right there. Yeah, I

905
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 5: prank that thing right there. I don't, I don't, I don't.

906
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 5: I don't care how y'all look at I prank that

907
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 5: thing right.

908
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: Then?

909
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 7: That raise the worship serve.

910
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 5: You know, it's it's it's it's something about when you

911
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 5: get a man almost to tears. See, that's that's when

912
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 5: you get when you push somebody to that limit, when

913
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 5: you know you got him in the palm in your hand,

914
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 5: prank that thing right.

915
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: I prank that thing right, Thank you?

916
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 5: Sure people, if I don't ask for my accolades. How

917
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get him.

918
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 8: A lot of people get him and don't ask. But

919
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 8: that's besides the point.

920
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 1: As far as me and my house, we will serve

921
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 1: the pranks.

922
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 2: Come on, Thomas josh A Mile Joshua.

923
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 5: Okay, we will serve the prank, right, Nephew time house

924
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 5: part of comedy. Damn.

925
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 1: It is Buffalo, New York.

926
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 5: I am ready. I'm excited. It's going down tickets and

927
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 5: setting like crazy. And I appreciate y'all coming to see

928
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 5: your boy. Uh straight out of council, y'all gotta come

929
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 5: see I got a whole lot to talk about.

930
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: Man.

931
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 5: Saturday, August a thirty person that is Labor Day weekend,

932
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: The Nephew is coming to town. Tickets on sale right now.

933
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: I will be at the Shade performing all the center,

934
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 5: laying in the cup the middle.

935
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: Of Thelter, that's the middle of Theelter. That is in Augusta, Georgia.

936
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 5: That is Friday, September sixth, Friday September the sixth. Tickets

937
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 5: on sale right now. What's laying in the cut? I

938
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 5: got one motus landing in the cut the Hymen Center.

939
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 5: Hymen Center that Saturday October twenty sixth nephew, tire me

940
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 5: in friends. That's Lafayette, Louisiana, right there, right here in Lafayette, Louisiana, Lafayette.

941
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: It's called the Hymen Center. The Hymen Center. Yes, yeah, yeah, when.

942
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 5: You you wanna come this one, stand up, Come on,

943
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 5: hang out with your nephew. Man, come on down Lafayete with.

944
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: You in a while. Man, we're gonna get good.

945
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 12: Man.

946
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 5: We're gonna yeah, we're gonna leave Houston. We're gonna drive

947
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 5: through Beaumont. Man, we're gonna stop at the lake. Y'all.

948
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,439
Speaker 1: You know we're gon We're gonna. We're gonna band.

949
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 5: You got a road trip Awking net Awk and Nelt

950
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 5: road trip. Hit it in Louisiana.

951
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: Come home. You don't see it two or too hard stop.

952
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 6: That's why I ain't doing that no more. You told

953
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 6: me we're gonna drive through Beaumont and Corporus Pit.

954
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: What I did say? Beaumont Late Shop? Shout out to

955
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 1: crab oh month.

956
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: All right, coming up next Strawberry Letter. You're listening Steve

957
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show time Now for today's Strawberry Letter, and

958
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 2: listen if you need advice and relationships, on dating, on work,

959
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 2: on sex, on parenting, and more. Please submit your Strawberry

960
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 2: letter to Steve Harvey f M and click submit Strawberry Letter.

961
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 7: We could be reading.

962
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 2: Your letter live on the air.

963
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 8: You hear that, just like we're gonna read this one

964
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 8: right now.

965
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.

966
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry.

967
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 2: Letter, subjected show business isn't for everyone, even Shirley. I'm

968
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: a fifty year old, devoted wife with a big problem.

969
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 2: I've been married to a great man for twenty three

970
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 2: years and we have two kids in college. He's a

971
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: great provider and we both have solid careers, but he

972
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: has always had a big dream. He wants to be

973
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 2: a big Broadway actor. My husband wants badly to be

974
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 2: an actor, but he's never been able to make it work.

975
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 2: He's auditioned for a lot of commercials, he's taking act

976
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: he's taken acting classes, and he has wasted our money

977
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: on hustling his way into some big auditions, but each

978
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: time he was rejected. The most he's achieved is some

979
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 2: unpaid adult roles in the local children's theater. To put

980
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 2: it plainly, he can't act worth a darn and he

981
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: can't sing to save his life. I love him, but

982
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: it's the truth. Our friends and family have sat through

983
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: too many bad productions and local plays, and I simply

984
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 2: can't do it anymore. We constantly have to lie and

985
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 2: tell him he's good, and we know that we giving

986
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 2: him false encouragement. My biggest problem is now that our

987
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 2: kids are in college, he has come up with the

988
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 2: crazy idea of moving to New York so he can

989
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 2: finally make it big as an actor. He has no

990
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 2: professional experience, but he thinks he just needs to be

991
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 2: discovered to get his first big break. I don't know

992
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 2: how to tell him it's not going to happen without

993
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 2: crushing his spirit. What is a wife to do when

994
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 2: you know your man's hopes most likely will never be

995
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: a reality. Steve, you're a superstar, So what advice do

996
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: you have for someone who has to tell their spouse

997
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: there definitely not going to make it. He can't upgroup

998
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 2: my life with a delusion. Please help?

999
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 10: Well?

1000
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: Does he have any talent at all? Nothing?

1001
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: Nothing?

1002
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 2: Because on one hand, you definitely need to stop lying

1003
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 2: to him, you and all your friends and you all

1004
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 2: have to tell him the truth. If you really love

1005
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 2: him like you say you do, and those are really

1006
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: his friends. You guys have to sit him down and

1007
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 2: tell him the truth. Maybe he didn't take enough acting

1008
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 2: classes sometimes, you know, maybe he needs more. You know,

1009
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 2: sometimes you can you know. Maybe on the other hand,

1010
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 2: you don't want to be the one to just kill

1011
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 2: his dream. This is a dream of his, so you know,

1012
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,080
Speaker 2: you gotta you have to support him as a wife

1013
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 2: because you know he's going to be crushed to know

1014
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,719
Speaker 2: that you really don't believe in him, all right, But

1015
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 2: obviously he believes in himself, which is a good thing,

1016
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 2: no matter how many rejections he's gotten, because I mean,

1017
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 2: actors say this all the time about the rejections they

1018
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 2: have to deal with, and they do have to deal

1019
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: with a lot of rejection. And no, I don't think

1020
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 2: that you should uproot your life, but I do think,

1021
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 2: you know, maybe you should have one more good chance

1022
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 2: for him, you know, give him a chance to pursue

1023
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:51,760
Speaker 2: his dream.

1024
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 7: You know, pick a.

1025
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 2: Date, set up some audition, send out some videotapes, video audition,

1026
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 2: video auditions, and if he gets a bite, if he

1027
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 2: gets you know, a callback or something, maybe then he

1028
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 2: can go to New York if it's something something permanent, okay,

1029
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 2: But I would encourage him to keep taking those classes

1030
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 2: because I don't think he should kill his dream.

1031
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't ye want to crush this time.

1032
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 6: If you're this time out for this, too old for this,

1033
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 6: fifty years old. You've been with this man twenty three years.

1034
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 6: He ain't made it yet. The damn kids is gonna

1035
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 6: have degrees for he make it. He's a great provider,

1036
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 6: that's what he is. Got a solid career, that's what

1037
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:47,280
Speaker 6: That's what he is. He's always had a big dream.

1038
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 6: He wants to be a big Broadway actor. My husband

1039
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 6: wants badly be an actor, but he ain't never been

1040
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 6: able to make it work.

1041
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: He did an audition for.

1042
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 6: Commercials making acting classes.

1043
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: He don't wasted money hustling his way into some.

1044
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 6: Big auditions, and every time he rejected because he can't act.

1045
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 2: Your damn husband can't act.

1046
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: But what is this?

1047
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 6: Why he always get That's why he got to hustle

1048
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 6: his way into these auditions.

1049
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody asked him to come down there? They had

1050
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: him at the other audition. He can't act.

1051
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 6: The most he's achieving some unpaid adult roles in a

1052
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 6: local children's theater. Now, Oh, fat ass is somewhere. He

1053
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 6: the tree, the tree you're in the children's theater. Your

1054
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 6: big ass is the tree.

1055
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: To put it plainly, he can't act work for damn.

1056
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 6: I said this two letters, two sentences in. He can't

1057
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 6: act with a damn and can't saying to save his life.

1058
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 6: So if somebody had a gun on him and said,

1059
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 6: if you can sound like any record out today, I won't.

1060
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: Shoot you, his ass will be shot.

1061
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 6: I love him, but it's the truth, and the truth

1062
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 6: will set you free, friends and family that set through

1063
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 6: too many bad productions and local plays. And I can't

1064
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 6: do it, no damn more, just sitting up lying to

1065
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 6: his old ass, telling him he good and we know

1066
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 6: we give it him false encouragement. Your ass ain't nothing

1067
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 6: but a tree. Now, he done came up with some

1068
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 6: crazy idea to move to New York. You know how

1069
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 6: much you costs live in New York? Telling ain't a finn?

1070
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 6: Hide his old ass, and he ain't been nothing but

1071
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 6: a tree.

1072
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: Steve, we come back. I'm gonna tell you the rest

1073
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: of it.

1074
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 6: Tell but you don't want to kill his dream sain't

1075
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,000
Speaker 6: no damn dream.

1076
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 2: All right, We'll have part two of Steve's very sweet

1077
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 2: response coming up at twenty three after the hour. Today's

1078
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 2: subject is show business isn't for everyone. It isn't for everyone,

1079
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 2: and it may not be for your husband. We'll be

1080
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 2: back with part two at twenty three after right after this.

1081
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,

1082
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 2: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject show business isn't for everyone.

1083
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,439
Speaker 1: Fifty old man been married to this fifty old dude.

1084
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: Fifty year old woman.

1085
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 6: She's been married to this man twenty three years, kids

1086
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 6: and went off to college.

1087
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: He'd been trying to make it as an actor all

1088
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 1: this time. He can't.

1089
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 6: He'dn't been auditions, he always get rejected. He'd hustle his

1090
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 6: way into big auditions, he always get to rejecting.

1091
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: He can't.

1092
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 6: You know, he didn't been in some unpaid adult roles

1093
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 6: in the local children theater.

1094
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: We all know what that means. He can't act with

1095
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 1: for damn. He can't sing word for damn.

1096
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 6: He's a good provider, but other than that, he's not

1097
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 6: worth for damn.

1098
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: Now, let's just speak clear.

1099
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:22,919
Speaker 6: Wow, friends and family, the sect through too many bad

1100
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,439
Speaker 6: productions and local plays and you can't do it no more.

1101
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 6: Well you think you can't do it your friends is

1102
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 6: damn show tied? Ah, he can't. He probably want them

1103
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 6: plays where he's selling tickets to it. Everybody in the

1104
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 6: plane got to sell fifteen tickets.

1105
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably what he doing. He can't act.

1106
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 6: I was scared when I first saw this letter that

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Speaker 6: but but because I thought it was about somebody I knew.

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Speaker 1: But then it turned.

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Speaker 6: On me because you know he he do want to

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Speaker 6: be a big Broadway actor.

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Speaker 1: I heard him up making work. Now, I was just

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Speaker 1: saying it was somebody I know.

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Speaker 6: He auditioned for a lot of commercial he just took

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Speaker 6: acting classes. But then it started going bad because it said,

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Speaker 6: but he can't act one for damn. So then I

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Speaker 6: knew it wasn't tom because Tommy asked can act.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 1: At first I was very Oh, I was gonna do it, but.

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Speaker 6: Then you know it's saying he can't act one for

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Speaker 6: down and that's Tommy can really act, though, so I

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Speaker 6: had to I had to back up off. So it's

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Speaker 6: not nobody I know. He has no professional experience. He

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Speaker 6: just thinks he needs to be discovered to get his

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Speaker 6: first big break. I don't know how to tell him

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Speaker 6: it's not gonna happen without crushing his spirit.

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Speaker 1: We got to get this spirit crushed.

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Speaker 6: We have gotten it soon for y'all mess around and

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Speaker 6: he find a place in Man.

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Speaker 1: God's gonna starve to death going up there trying to

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Speaker 1: be a starving actor.

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Speaker 6: Now listen to me. First of all, here's the truth.

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Speaker 6: This is not a dream that you're crushing. This is

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Speaker 6: his delusion. He's delusion. He's not dreaming.

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Speaker 1: This is a delusion.

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Speaker 6: And if you go tonight, if you go to New York,

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Speaker 6: it's gonna become a nightmare. Here's something else we need

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Speaker 6: to come to the realization. All dreams don't come true.

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Speaker 6: They don't. I'm sixteen years old. I dream of Michelle Piers.

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Speaker 6: It's about because then people can respect your transparency and

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Speaker 6: maybe we can see some of.

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Speaker 1: Him in me. Now. I dreamed of Michelle Pierce at sixteen.

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Speaker 8: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 6: Michelle Pier has been married twice to everybody button.

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Speaker 2: She could have been Michelle Hard.

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Speaker 6: Michelle Pierce came to one of my shows in Columbus,

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Speaker 6: Ohio with her husband. She said, Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 6: just handsome. I can't believe you've made it. She called

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Speaker 6: me handsome.

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Speaker 1: She got you, she got you. I knew she was

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Speaker 1: lying me. I like somebody else. Have never really heard

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Speaker 1: that before, and it threw me.

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Speaker 7: What do you mean like someone else?

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Speaker 1: He back over here.

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Speaker 6: No, he just said, if you throw a rock in

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01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 6: a pack of dogs, the one that holler is the

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Speaker 6: one you hit.

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Speaker 1: Junior know he's not attractive. Jay knows he's not attractive.

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Speaker 1: Willow Ebbitts see that.

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Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not getting in this line. This show

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Speaker 6: that got a problem with it is the one that's huggling.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting in this line now, y'all. Ugly man,

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I agree with you. Yeah, all dreams

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Speaker 1: don't come true.

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Speaker 6: I'm wanting to be handled now. If y'all, if you

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Speaker 6: don't put this out of his head, y'all ass gonna

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Speaker 6: be in New York and I can't tell you how

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Speaker 6: much that's gonna cost. And these great careers y'all got

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01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 6: gonna be over because his job don't transfer to New York. Nigga,

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Speaker 6: He's gonna be up there in the back of some

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Speaker 6: Broadway theater, swooping sweeping trying to be evident Champagne King

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Speaker 6: that he just gonna bust out singing more I can walk,

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Speaker 6: then he gonna get fired from the mopping joke.

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Speaker 1: You need to stop.

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Speaker 6: This before it gets started. You and your friends need

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01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 6: to sit down. It's really not your friends. Don't include

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01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 6: your friends. You have to sit down there as the

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Speaker 6: wife and go honey, listen.

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Speaker 1: Hurry Steve. You can't. You can't at or saying.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 1: Stop this. I'm gonna leave you here.

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Speaker 2: Your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Instagram and Facebook

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01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,919
Speaker 2: at Steve Harvey FM. Also check out the Strawberry Letter

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01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 2: podcast on demand.

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Speaker 7: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: All right, come on, Steve, introduce your guy, your dude,

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Speaker 2: your friend, he saidies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Here he is the thank you so Anthony, which is

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Speaker 1: le Brown. Thank you. You'll know.

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Speaker 11: I'm always trying to do a money making venure. I

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01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 11: got a brand new one. If you want to get in,

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Speaker 11: let me know here it is. It's called Ratchet Memorial.

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Speaker 11: How many times have you gone to a funeral and

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Speaker 11: it just turned out to be the most ratchet thing

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Speaker 11: in the world.

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Speaker 1: We've all been to them.

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Speaker 11: At Ratchet Memorial, you not gonna have that problem because

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Speaker 11: you'll Noah's gonna be Ratchet before you go. Yeah, Daddy

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01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 11: got a wife and a girlfriend. They both gonna be there,

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Speaker 11: damn it. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial. Grandma

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Speaker 11: got a baby, don't nobody talk about he coming to

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Speaker 11: the funeral.

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Speaker 1: Front row.

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Speaker 11: Auntie old people some money and she passed away. You

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Speaker 11: can bet your sweep behind they will be at the funeral. Now,

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Speaker 11: most funeral homes have six pallbearers. We don't do that

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Speaker 11: at Ratchet. We want to save you some money. We've

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Speaker 11: put two wheels on the end of the casket and

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Speaker 11: we roll Uncle Chester in like a dolly. It is

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Speaker 11: ass fallout.

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Speaker 1: He fall out, he say like a dollar.

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Speaker 11: If he fall out, he fall out.

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Speaker 1: The Ratchet fall out.

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Speaker 8: That's Ratchet.

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Speaker 11: Now you go to the funeral and you never know

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Speaker 11: when people gonna clown. We make sure people gonna clown

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Speaker 11: because we hire actors to clown.

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Speaker 1: To straight up clown, fall all.

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Speaker 11: Out, running around the church. He on himself have a fit,

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01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:37,439
Speaker 11: start a fight. That's what we do at Ratchet Memorial.

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Speaker 11: And last but not least, at Ratchet memorial. A lot

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Speaker 11: of times you go to a funeral looking to see

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Speaker 11: if your name's on the program. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 11: It ain't gonna be there. Okay, don't even look. Your

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01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 11: name will be left off. That's how we start a fight.

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Speaker 11: If you don't have a fight in the funeral. Ain't right, Ratchett.

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Speaker 1: They got better name in the program. And me and go,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're getting a break because I sure have one.

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Speaker 1: Come on to save money.

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Speaker 6: Instead of spending all that money in bombing your loved one,

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Speaker 6: we just opened.

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Speaker 1: The cask and and put a big ass fan over there.

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Speaker 2: Logan hard, you say.

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Speaker 8: We have to go now.

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Speaker 2: You're listening morning show. All right, it's time for comedy Roulette.

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Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette.

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01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:06,679
Speaker 11: It's very simple. You guys test out comedy ability every

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01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 11: damn day on this show. Give us five subjects. Put

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01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:14,479
Speaker 11: them on the wheel, spind the wheel, wedgetop would do

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01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 11: the damn thing.

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01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 4: What you got?

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01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 2: All right, here we go comedy Roulette.

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01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 7: The topics.

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01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 2: Number one, your mama show got a lot of uncles.

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01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:28,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you number two? You know why you didn't graduate?

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01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 7: Number three?

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01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 2: Just because I like to take a break, don't mean

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01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm an alcoholic.

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01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

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01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 2: Number four, you didn't quit. They fired your belind Okay,

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01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 2: I know it.

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01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,799
Speaker 8: They fired your behind.

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01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 2: Number five, you ain't the only one going through something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, come on your mama, your mama, hold on.

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01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, it landed on.

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01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: You didn't quit.

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01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 11: They fired you know, damn well, you don't quit that

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01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 11: good age job. Don't nobody quit a job at the

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01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,040
Speaker 11: post offers.

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01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,679
Speaker 7: They fired you.

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Speaker 1: I saw a police escort.

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01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 2: Drive your ass.

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01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 1: Don't nobody quit with the police escort.

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01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 2: You was fined from that job.

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01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: What you got, junior, I'll.

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Speaker 14: Tell you what you know.

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01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 1: They got fired. When you hear a righteous speech, you

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01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,799
Speaker 1: a righteous being the talking about.

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01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,519
Speaker 14: You know, saying what I refuse to do, my brother,

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01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,599
Speaker 14: is I refuse to work for the white man.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be in there now.

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01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 2: You didn't quit.

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01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: They fired your hand.

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01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 5: When you sew up at the job with your key

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01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,439
Speaker 5: card and it don't work no much.

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01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: You just keep swiping it. And yeah, I believe you

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01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: got fired. Yeah, you got fired.

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Speaker 6: You sitting down the Starbucks with your laptop open all

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01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,760
Speaker 6: damn you on your fourth grand day.

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Speaker 1: There's so many people that came in there every people

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Speaker 1: that went to work and.

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Speaker 6: Got off working this year, and now you're talking about

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Speaker 6: hout and quit because you know I'm trying to find

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01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,320
Speaker 6: myself after Starbucks.

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01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 11: Don't let me tell you something when you use a phrase, see,

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Speaker 11: I don't go over there month because they tripping over there.

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01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: You know, they over there tripping.

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01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,840
Speaker 11: They tripping over there, and they tripped on me, and

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01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 11: then I'm tripped on the wrong person.

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Speaker 14: I'll tell you what when you walk in the barber

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01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,680
Speaker 14: shop on a Wednesday and see Curtis in there with

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01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,599
Speaker 14: some flip flop You got flip flocks on it on

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01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 14: a Wednesday. Dogg Why you ain't at work?

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Speaker 4: Why you here?

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01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 1: You won't come in here till.

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01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 2: Said, oh do see man? They tripping over that?

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01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,040
Speaker 9: Now I call.

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Speaker 4: They fed.

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Speaker 5: When you get to work and everybody whispering and looking

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01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 5: at you, and just keep whispering, and somebody just come

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01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,599
Speaker 5: by and say, man, it's gonna be all right. Didn't

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01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,759
Speaker 5: you didn't you didn't got fired?

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01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 1: Yes? You down after?

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01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 6: Why ye playing ball at all the lunch time?

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01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: They masked you ain't man, You ain't working man? They racist?

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01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: Stay down?

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01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 6: Racist dog racism has existed since we got here.

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01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 1: You ain't just start on your job. Somebody don't like

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01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 1: black people. As when when you hit us phrase right here?

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01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 4: Why not the.

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01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 1: You got fired?

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01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh man, we know.

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01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 5: The cardboard box on your desker, this is for you

1313
01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 5: to pack up.

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01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:27,240
Speaker 2: Get here, Yes, thank you guys. You're listening hard.

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Speaker 7: Morning show.

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01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 2: Scientists and engineers are perfecting toilets. What that measure vital signs,

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01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 2: screens for illnesses and might even diagnose coronavirus.

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01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: No, that's how you go.

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01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 5: That's how you you go and get tested.

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Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Just sit there. No, I

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01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: like that. I'm not with that.

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01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 2: So listen, here's how it's gonna work. Instead of giving

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Speaker 2: a single yearine sample, you know during your once a

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01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:08,360
Speaker 2: year checkup, your toilet could be constantly monitoring, monitoring this stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so you won't have any surprises when.

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Speaker 1: You go to the dogs. Thought.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, you know there's something to this. And

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Speaker 2: of course this toilet could also be programmed to give

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Speaker 2: you health insights whenever you have to really go and

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Speaker 2: send all this vital information to your smartphone. So no must,

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Speaker 2: no fuss, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't know, I love it, please do.

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Speaker 1: It's and I got it. But day two. I'm good

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Speaker 1: with Man's I'm good with it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and wet white?

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Speaker 1: What is you talking about? Girl?

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Speaker 2: I like this?

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 2: up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 8: Right after this.

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Speaker 7: You're listening day Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you

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Speaker 2: rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a

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Speaker 2: paper cut on your finger every time you turn the

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Speaker 2: page of a book or a magazine or something, or

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Speaker 2: would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?

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Speaker 7: So what's worth?

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Speaker 1: Give me that paper cutt I'll take the paper book

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Speaker 1: because I ain't reading no book no way, so it

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Speaker 1: ain't going to be too much damage. I don't never

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Speaker 1: read more than a page anyway. I beat a page.

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Speaker 1: Bite my damn tongue.

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Speaker 8: I think I'd rather bite my tongue.

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Speaker 1: No, I know you don't. We must ain't never beat

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Speaker 1: it before.

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Speaker 2: I've been my tongue before.

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Speaker 8: But I don't like paper cuts.

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Speaker 1: I hate that rather coming up? Rather do that? No, YU,

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Speaker 1: give me the cut. I can't bite. I hate biting

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Speaker 1: my trunk, biting my jaw yall.

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Speaker 8: That is painful.

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Speaker 6: And when the molars chopped down, lord, and then you

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Speaker 6: do it back to back.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Make what is wrong with me?

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Speaker 4: You alone?

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Speaker 1: And take that the heel in there?

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Speaker 8: Yeah a long time? All right, here's another one.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather be a little late, just a little

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Speaker 2: bit late, or just way too early?

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Speaker 8: Way too early?

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Speaker 1: I'm going with the little late. Really, Yeah, I'm a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Cordially, Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm finna be way too early sitting up in

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Speaker 6: here for me, I'm sitting up in here off and

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Speaker 6: like I'm thirsty, like if y'all know this will be yeah, Hey, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'm sitting up here like I ain't got no work

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Speaker 6: or nothing.

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Speaker 2: Hit this role.

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Speaker 1: I want to do this showy how y'all doing this?

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Speaker 6: Speaking of everybody coming in and let's Steve Harvey, Hi, guys,

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Speaker 6: how you do what I'm here?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Just let that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just let whoever it is, let's let's let

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Speaker 1: him over here. But a five minutes early? Really need this?

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Speaker 8: So yeah, you're a celebrity, So you late. I hate

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Speaker 8: being late, Oh god, I hate.

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Speaker 6: I had a guy one time though. This happened in

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Speaker 6: New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This

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Speaker 6: had a meeting doing the Essence Festival with this guy

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Speaker 6: at this restaurant, and I had I had a driver,

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Speaker 6: and so the driver got caught up in traffic and

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Speaker 6: was waiting. And so when I got to the restaurant,

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Speaker 6: I got there ten minutes late. This guy was a

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Speaker 6: white collar Wall Street guy. He said, wow, you're late.

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Speaker 6: I said, yeah, I called you man, I was running

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Speaker 6: behind up my driver got stuck in traffic. He said,

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Speaker 6: you didn't think to get a cab. I said, no,

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Speaker 6: I didn't think to get a cab. Well, if if

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Speaker 6: a cab would have gotten you here on time, you

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Speaker 6: think that would have been better. I said, no, I

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Speaker 6: can't get in cabs. Dog, I'm famous. I don't know

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Speaker 6: where this dude and to take me. I got a

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Speaker 6: drive All of a sudden, he got Steve Harven and

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Speaker 6: camb Now I'm in the back of the French Quarter

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Speaker 6: getting my ass whooped.

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Speaker 2: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 2: our last break of the day, and of course we'll

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Speaker 2: get some closing remarks from the one and only, our

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Speaker 2: fearless leader, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 8: Rather be a little late right after this, you're.

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Speaker 2: Listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Here we are last break

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Speaker 2: of the day.

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Speaker 6: Guys.

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Speaker 2: It's been a pretty fun, crazy, crazy ignorant day on

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Speaker 2: this crazy Ignorant show. A lot of fun today, But Steve,

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01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 2: now it's time to get a little serious and so

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Speaker 2: we can learn ourselves something.

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Speaker 6: I just want to encourage people to do something really

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Speaker 6: really simple today. And I think this is something that

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Speaker 6: most people would agree to want. It's really just simple.

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Speaker 6: Everybody should want more for your life. I'm talking about

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Speaker 6: your life right there, the ones that you have. You

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01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,719
Speaker 6: should want more for your life. You should never allow

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Speaker 6: yourself to become complacent. Now, I want you to understand something.

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Speaker 6: Some people get complacency confused if they don't want.

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Speaker 1: To seem ungrateful.

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Speaker 6: Once again, some people get complacency confused with not wanting

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Speaker 6: to appear ungrateful. Well, I don't want to keep asking

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Speaker 6: God for nothing because I don't want him to think

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Speaker 6: I ain't grateful.

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Speaker 1: For what I have.

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Speaker 6: Well thanking for it. Then that's really simple. Simply thank

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Speaker 6: God for what you have. That's the gratitude. But then

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Speaker 6: it's still okay to want more.

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Speaker 1: For your life. Here's the good news.

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Speaker 6: God actually wants you to have more for your life.

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Speaker 6: God is really looking for people to show off. I

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Speaker 6: happened to raise my hand all the time and volunteer.

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 6: I just say, God, pick me, come on, do me,

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Speaker 6: use me, show me. Now that doesn't mean I'm perfect.

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Speaker 6: I'm far from it. But I do want God's blessings

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Speaker 6: to be able to flow through me. So I keep

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Speaker 6: an open channel in my life for that stuff to

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Speaker 6: flow through. First of all, I want more. That's the

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Speaker 6: beginning of getting it. Then I have the good sense

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Speaker 6: to ask him for more. You have not cause you asked. Now, well,

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Speaker 6: I happen to be a big asker of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So now I want more. I ask for more.

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Speaker 6: Now here's the trick to asking for more and wanting more.

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Speaker 6: You have got to be willing to do more. Uh oh,

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Speaker 6: now you got to do more.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 6: That's the one thing that stops so many people from

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Speaker 6: having and wanting more for their life. If God will

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Speaker 6: give you blessings and God will increase your measure in life,

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Speaker 6: if God comes to give you life and give you

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Speaker 6: life more abundantly, if He's promised to do that for you,

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Speaker 6: and what you have to do in return is you

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Speaker 6: have to be willing to do more. See, you can't

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Speaker 6: get more without doing more. Convenience is built through inconvenience,

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Speaker 6: you can stop wanting what you see everybody else with

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Speaker 6: and you ain't willing to do what everybody else did

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Speaker 6: to get it.

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Speaker 1: Quick look at it. Oprah's power over there.

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Speaker 6: If you ain't willing to do what Oprah did, the

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Speaker 6: average person is not because the average this person wants

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Speaker 6: to be comfortable, and you can't be successful and stay comfortable.

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Speaker 6: I was interviewing the wrestler on my show yesterday, Dave Batisse,

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Speaker 6: a great story man. This cat was really out of it,

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Speaker 6: really really fascinating story he had and we were talking

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Speaker 6: and he was talking about living outside your comfort zone.

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Speaker 6: And I told him one of the things that I've

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Speaker 6: had to learn how to do in order to become

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Speaker 6: successful is I've had to become comfortable with being uncomfortable.

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Speaker 6: He said, wow, Wow, that's a great way to put in, Steve,

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Speaker 6: I have learned how to be comfortable while I'm uncomfortable,

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Speaker 6: Because in order to get successful, you have to be uncomfortable.

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Speaker 6: You have to do things that you don't feel like

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Speaker 6: doing all the time. You have to show up on

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Speaker 6: your I want to show up. You have to be

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Speaker 6: there when you feel like being somewhere else. You have

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Speaker 6: to say yes a lot of times when you really

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Speaker 6: want to just say no. That's where you're at, man,

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Speaker 6: that's how you become successful. But you can't keep asking

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Speaker 6: God for more and you ain't willing to do more.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't make any sense. It cannot happen that way, folks.

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Speaker 6: So come on, I want you to want more for

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Speaker 6: your life. But there's a scripture that bags that up

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Speaker 6: to It said to whom much is given, much is required. Navi,

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Speaker 6: you don't want the requirements, then he gonna have to

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Speaker 6: pull up on the given. But if you want the given,

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Speaker 6: know that here'll come the requirements more time. If you

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Speaker 6: don't want the requirement, he's gonna have to pull up

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Speaker 6: on the giving. Do not be the one who blocks

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Speaker 6: your own blessings. Want more for your life and be

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Speaker 6: willing to do the things to accept and receive more.

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Speaker 1: It's just disciplined. It's just some more work.

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Speaker 6: But if you just cut out some of the bs

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01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:30,839
Speaker 6: man man, just cut out some of the happy hours,

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01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:34,719
Speaker 6: just cut out some of the drinking. You can't smoke

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01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:40,840
Speaker 6: one every day though. You can't go to all the clubs.

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01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,400
Speaker 6: So man, you're just gonna run all the women that

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01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 6: that's that's that's, that's what you're gonna do all of them.

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Speaker 1: I got news for you.

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Speaker 6: Lest you can't be successful, you can't drop it.

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Speaker 1: For all st.

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Speaker 2: Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, voidware prohibited. Participants must be

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Speaker 2: legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

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Speaker 2: For complete contest rules, visit Steve HARVEYFM dot com.

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Speaker 7: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.