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Speaker 1: All right, it's time for us to find out the

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Speaker 1: meaning of life. It's the Jewel Show. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: All right. So I've been requested to talk about what

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Speaker 1: I think the meaning of life is. This is English Even,

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Speaker 1: and it were more than requested. Was it kind of

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Speaker 1: been told? If you haven't been paying attention all this week,

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Speaker 1: We've made English Even post different types of things to

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Speaker 1: our radio station blog into social media because the company

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Speaker 1: did research to find out who is the worst engaged

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Speaker 1: And guess what. English Evan was the number one least engaged.

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Speaker 1: So I won that, Yeah, and you're proud of it.

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Speaker 1: This is Friday, so it's the last thing that English

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Speaker 1: Evan had to do this week, and he had to

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Speaker 1: tell us the meaning of life. So if you why

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Speaker 1: not just had to say what English Evan's meaning of

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Speaker 1: life is? He posted this. If you want to go

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Speaker 1: see it, you can just go to our Instagram. You

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Speaker 1: can watch the video Instagram at the Jewel Show. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, by the way, if you want to

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Speaker 1: follow us in a visually, I'm a Jewel fresh Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio and here's Evan's meaning of life. But

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Speaker 1: to me, the meaning of life, I guess, in a

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Speaker 1: way is to exist. It sounds like you're really prepared

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Speaker 1: I mean it's too exist. What beyond that do you need? Really,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's find out on a primal level

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Speaker 1: it's too Actually it's to exist. But also go beyond

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Speaker 1: the boundaries of existence. Wow, I mean take that for

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Speaker 1: what you will. And did you just really impress yourself?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what are those words mean in a sentence?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know. Once in existence, you must believe

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Speaker 1: the day, we're all just things. We're vibrations. There are

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Speaker 1: things vibrate, There are particles vibrating around everywhere in the universe,

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Speaker 1: and that's what humankind and that's what life is really,

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Speaker 1: it's just a bunch of vibrations, particles moving around at

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Speaker 1: the speed of sound or speed of light, whatever they

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Speaker 1: what events are. That's what the meaning. I can't tell

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Speaker 1: All right, So a bunch of vibrations slamming into each

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Speaker 1: other right now, yea, this is common. This is science.

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking as a scientist on behalf of the science

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Speaker 1: email today. Yeah, that says, um, Hey, do me a favor.

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Speaker 1: Could we give the rule of digital director to someone else?

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Speaker 1: You're saying that this doesn't sound like a digital director.

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Speaker 1: We're not accurate told that we're not a viable source

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Speaker 1: I've spoken about things moving around, and other people might

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Speaker 1: That can be whatever you want. Where to take a stance?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, conspective if you will. And the final thing

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Speaker 1: no one will care? Oh wow, that's it is that

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Speaker 1: all I got from that was that still needs work

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on Demand, a text end at four

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Speaker 1: So that common saying it's okay to not be okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your Friday? Feel? Well? Guess who feels accomplished? You guy?

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Speaker 1: that English's looking like an I know, and it's funny

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Speaker 1: report the news for Friday Marks nineteenth, twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: for Chebby Webby Boys. There's some very exciting news for

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Speaker 1: them today in the Idiot News Network because dating dot

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Speaker 1: It's all trust me. I got this one. I know.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: the day, let's sit it on over to eight seven.

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Speaker 1: It was on location in Virginuary. Just finished cleaning up

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Speaker 1: jayl and a rad stop. This was on that they

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Speaker 1: were This was on Complex last year, twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: This is a late breaking news, cool story, bro, I'm

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Speaker 1: Jay lower a rod there earlier this week. Unfortunately I

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Speaker 1: had more jokes written as well. Okay, we network for

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news, And thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for tuning into the iron N today.

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Speaker 1: We've now reached the English even joke portion of the show.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, it sounded better in context, but here

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Speaker 1: we go or in your head, Yeah, there's context, all right.

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Speaker 1: I helped out with a little joked. All right. They

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Speaker 1: didn't resist the rest and complied perfectly with the officers

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Speaker 1: once he understood how their behavior was defying COVID lines.

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Speaker 1: This was supposed to be a psych joke, and then

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Speaker 1: I would go psych They threw bottles at police officers

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Speaker 1: and started a riot. What ya, it's not as funny now,

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Speaker 1: I really need a rim shot for when you do.

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Speaker 1: And we'll let you go on with your bad self

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Speaker 1: with your new doll you about, well, it's fine, you

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Speaker 1: got things to do now you got that doll said,

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Speaker 1: do you have a good hosey job you about to lose?

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose your job, maintaining me nothing. And

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Speaker 1: that was the I n N The Idiot News Network,

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news the news. Tune

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Speaker 1: in Monday, same time for another hard any report. This

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Speaker 1: is I n N News, The Jebel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: This happened forty eight hours ago. English seven has just

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Speaker 1: been asked what the term cat out of the bag means.

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Speaker 1: He's English, so he doesn't know much about American language.

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Speaker 1: Will he be able to tell us what the answer is?

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Speaker 1: As a cat to the cat out of the bag?

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Speaker 1: I have a cat? You do have? You got it

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Speaker 1: out of the bag? She was in the bag actually

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Speaker 1: when I picked her up. What does that mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: when I took her out, she was angry, So maybe

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Speaker 1: taking the hat out of the bag means you're angry.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show and literally that happened forty eight

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Speaker 1: hours ago. Alex decided to set English Even up with

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Speaker 1: the game called English Even Versus America, where he had

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Speaker 1: to see if he knew the meaning to common sayings

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Speaker 1: in America, and he got zero correct. I was set up,

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Speaker 1: But apparently English Even wants revenge. Now I do want

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Speaker 1: revenge on Alex because it was all your idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: evil woman over the okay, so you have English phrases,

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Speaker 1: want to get English idioms ready for you to go? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So we played English seven versus America earlier this week.

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Speaker 1: Now it's Alex Fresh versus England. Wow, alright, any better

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Speaker 1: than you did. I think you'll get a few of these. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you have a list of phrases that are common

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Speaker 1: in England and you're gonna read them to Alex and

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Speaker 1: see if she can get them. Right. Okay, here we

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Speaker 1: go English seven. You can start now it's Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: versus the UK. Here we go, all right, kay? The

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Speaker 1: first one going on a benda, going on a bender,

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Speaker 1: going on a benda, going on a bender? Okay, a benda? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is it spelled b r r b E n d

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Speaker 1: A h b e n d e All okay. So

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Speaker 1: my first thought would be like somebody's going on a

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Speaker 1: drinking binge. That's what we call it here in the States.

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Speaker 1: So a bene kind of sounds like a bender, like

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Speaker 1: I'm going on a bender, like I'm going to go

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Speaker 1: on a Going on a bender means they're they're like

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Speaker 1: going to go get drunk or drugs or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just extended period of being inebriated. Right, that's that what

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Speaker 1: you would say? A great yes, all right if you're

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Speaker 1: playing at home. Alex Fresh answered the question to what

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Speaker 1: is going on a benda? I mean spending a significant

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Speaker 1: amount of time being drunk or higher something else on drugs.

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Speaker 1: We find out right now, eng that is correct? Who

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Speaker 1: won the game seven versus America? Now it's Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: versus the UK or England or something I changed it on.

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Speaker 1: I like the UK, It's Alex Fresh versus the UK. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so far she's one for one. That either means that

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Speaker 1: she really knows phrases from around the world or English

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Speaker 1: seven is really bad at finding questions. Let's find out

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Speaker 1: with another question on Alex Fresh versus the UK or

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Speaker 1: London or whatever the UK. Here we go. This one

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Speaker 1: comes from my pastime and my ancestors. A bit of

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Speaker 1: Cockney rhyming slang. Okay, cream crackered, cream crackered. What does

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Speaker 1: it mean to be cream cracked? Um, cream crackered? A

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Speaker 1: cream cracker? Cream cracker? The more you say it, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a cream cracker like being cream crackered. Okay, so being

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Speaker 1: cream crackered means that. And remember I gave you a

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Speaker 1: hint cock me rhyming slang. It's definitely a hint because

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Speaker 1: rhyming the things that they rhyme with are usually the

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Speaker 1: translation crim cracker, dream wrapper and pears would mean like

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Speaker 1: going up. What did you say, dream rapper dream cream

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Speaker 1: cracker dream rapper. I mean it rhymes, it does rhyme god. Um.

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Speaker 1: That means that you're being served high tea, high tea. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're playing attention at home, if you're

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Speaker 1: at Buckingham Palace and the Queen wants to cream cracker you,

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Speaker 1: it means she wants to have tea with you in

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Speaker 1: the afternoon. Is that correct? I mean, it's totally surprising,

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Speaker 1: but no, what has been cream crackered? Me? So it

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Speaker 1: translates to cream crackered rhymes with being knackered, which means tired.

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Speaker 1: So if you're cream crackered, it means you're exhausted or tired.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I would say like, oh, oh my

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Speaker 1: god at the end of this week, I'm so cream cracked.

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Speaker 1: What you guys use that as a phrase? Common phrase? Sometimes? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, that's okay, Well, we're doing common phrases, so

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Speaker 1: she's going to take that away. That was another well,

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Speaker 1: it was the first ever, first ever. It was the

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Speaker 1: first ever another edition of we always play on the

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Speaker 1: show every single time, every day at that time that

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Speaker 1: you know we do it at the first time we've

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Speaker 1: ever done it at this time, and who knows if

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Speaker 1: we'll do it again, should we do again? A texting

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Speaker 1: four one to six one that was Alex Fresh versus

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Speaker 1: the UK good job you did way better than Evan

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Speaker 1: did versus a thank you killed it. The Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand