Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: You know, we have rules on this show, and people
Speaker 2: tend to abuse those rules.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, I don't really like the rules.
Speaker 2: But looking at several individuals in this room specifically, come.
Speaker 3: On, Jeff would be such a hall monitor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, screw the FCC whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, we did get an email for
Speaker 2: a second date update recently from a guy named Blake
Speaker 2: who says, you really should contact me because even though
Speaker 2: I technically went on two dates, it should only count
Speaker 2: as one because they were both super short.
Speaker 4: Oh two quick dates.
Speaker 5: Regular sounds like two bad dates if they're that quick.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Blake, why were your dates so short?
Speaker 6: I mean, okay, so it's not my fault. I don't think.
Speaker 6: It's a few different things. I don't think, of course,
Speaker 6: I mean it could be my fault. We just went
Speaker 6: to two different restaurants and I researched them, and it
Speaker 6: went ones that were like the highest rated, and they
Speaker 6: really did have like super super good service. But the
Speaker 6: problem is, and what I don't really want to complain about,
Speaker 6: you know, but also it just came out too quick. Oh,
Speaker 6: like we order in boom food comes out.
Speaker 5: I mean, when you're at a fast food restaurant that's
Speaker 5: gonna happen.
Speaker 6: We went to a five star pizza place first, and
Speaker 6: then I just wanted to be casual, you know, But
Speaker 6: then I ordered out that I ordered the pizza in
Speaker 6: boom it was there.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's rewind a little bit before we get into
Speaker 2: the food and.
Speaker 1: The horribly fast service. Could that what works? What's the
Speaker 1: name of the girl that you went out with?
Speaker 6: Her name is Kate?
Speaker 5: Okay, we always just guess assume you met her on
Speaker 5: an app or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we did. We met her on a dating app?
Speaker 1: Okay, nice?
Speaker 3: And did she stand out for a particular reason.
Speaker 6: Her profile was kind of like quirky, Like it seemed
Speaker 6: like she was funny, you know what I mean, And
Speaker 6: she was really cute and it just seemed like we'd
Speaker 6: have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: So I mean, it's good that you went on two
Speaker 2: dates with her if they both went by that quickly, like,
Speaker 2: tell us what happened.
Speaker 6: So the first one was the pizza place, and then
Speaker 6: we went to another like kind of American like far food,
Speaker 6: soul food type of thing. So I ordered mac and cheese,
Speaker 6: and again it came out and like literally and like
Speaker 6: that's the thing. I feel like such a I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't like complaining about the food coming out so quick.
Speaker 6: But both these places, the food came out and mac
Speaker 6: and cheese. You don't want to let it get cold
Speaker 6: and hard, so you know, we were focused on the food. Again.
Speaker 4: It was like the one time you want the service
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 5: Slow, but even if it came out fast, like you
Speaker 5: would parlay that into oh, I keep want to keep
Speaker 5: hanging out with you.
Speaker 3: Let's go get a drink.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't plan before.
Speaker 6: And and also I don't want to push it, you know,
Speaker 6: like I feel like first dates, you just kind of
Speaker 6: want to go to one spot to feel each other out.
Speaker 6: You know, it's not like a whole like let's paint
Speaker 6: the town red things.
Speaker 5: Okay, so how is the feeling of each other out?
Speaker 1: How did she feel?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know yet. I don't know yet, but no,
Speaker 6: I mean I think it went really well. She's really funny,
Speaker 6: she's cute, like I said, And I mean the conversation
Speaker 6: went seemed to float to which is another thing. It
Speaker 6: went so fast. Our conversation was just like effortless, you know.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so good.
Speaker 7: It's like the date can take an hour and you
Speaker 7: feel like you've talked ye so long. It's like, wow,
Speaker 7: we've covered so much things.
Speaker 6: So it really felt like thirty seconds whenever it took
Speaker 6: forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can I ask?
Speaker 5: Because now you have two dates to compare him to, right, like,
Speaker 5: and obviously she went out on a second date, so
Speaker 5: the first date full success?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 5: Was the end of the second date different? Did you
Speaker 5: get a different vibe than the end of the first date.
Speaker 6: I mean it was a little bit awkward because it
Speaker 6: felt rush. I didn't know if it was like time
Speaker 6: should I go in for a kiss yet? So it
Speaker 6: was kind of more just like a just like a
Speaker 6: hug and goodbye. But it didn't seem crazy awkward, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like I don't know if my
Speaker 6: radar is off, but it seemed like she was into it.
Speaker 7: See this is you should have just kept ordering food.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, can I got a sandwich?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: Can I get this? That way, you're like meal prepping
Speaker 4: for your whole week, and you get more time.
Speaker 2: You're buying more time, and then you look like a
Speaker 2: ball or signing a two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Shit competitive eater.
Speaker 6: That's a good live like Joey Chestnut over there, she
Speaker 6: might not want to get into a long term relationship
Speaker 6: with because my blood pressure is going to be so hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean it sounds like the biggest problem for you.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is that everything went too quickly. You
Speaker 2: wanted to slow things down for your dates, right, Well.
Speaker 6: Like I said, it went too quickly. Sometimes you kind
Speaker 6: of want one of those awkward pauses every once in
Speaker 6: a while, or something funny and cute to happen so
Speaker 6: you remember it. But it all just went so smooth,
Speaker 6: like it went perfectly, Which is.
Speaker 2: That's your problem, isn't it that the service is too fast,
Speaker 2: the conversation is too good.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: You're got.
Speaker 4: In that short of a time.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know that there's like somebody who's
Speaker 5: gonna not call someone back because.
Speaker 3: It was too fast, too good.
Speaker 4: Like that's not this is gonna sound weird.
Speaker 7: But I can kind of see that because if there's
Speaker 7: not he said, there's nothing memorable that happened, there's nothing
Speaker 7: for you to be like, oh that was exciting, or.
Speaker 1: That it was just too Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, if we're able to get Kate on the
Speaker 2: phone and convince her to do a third date. What's
Speaker 2: going to be your game plan for that? To make
Speaker 2: sure you don't make the same takes.
Speaker 6: I was gonna think. I was thinking about a baseball game,
Speaker 6: but they have new rules in place to speed up
Speaker 6: the games or something.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, an hour and a half now, yeah, nice, So.
Speaker 6: They'll try and get me a gift card for the
Speaker 6: slowest restaurant in sound Yeah okay.
Speaker 3: It also sounds like you talk really fast.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it is. Okay, I'm excited, you know.
Speaker 4: Down he's like, okay, so hi, how are you? What's
Speaker 4: your name? How is your day? What do you do
Speaker 4: for a living.
Speaker 6: But it's charming and fast, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I could see.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're gonna try and slow things down
Speaker 2: here for just a second, and then when we come.
Speaker 1: Back, we'll pick things back up.
Speaker 2: Call Kate for you and try to convince her to
Speaker 2: go out on a third date, hopefully much longer than
Speaker 2: the first two. When we do a second date update,
Speaker 2: next second date, update, two dinner dates, both at record speed.
Speaker 3: I feel like we should play faster music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm afraid to do that, just because of what
Speaker 2: happened to Blake's voice.
Speaker 1: He's a fast talker.
Speaker 2: But one was pizza, one was mac and cheese, and
Speaker 2: Blake basically told us that he blinked and the food
Speaker 2: was suddenly there in front of him, blinked again, the
Speaker 2: table was bust and the date was over. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: why he did two of them. But both times the
Speaker 2: service was just too quick. And I mean, here's what
Speaker 2: I think we need to do. We kind of need
Speaker 2: to game plan as a show before we make this call.
Speaker 2: I think that we shouldn't say that everything happened so
Speaker 2: quick when we call Kate, like, because she might have
Speaker 2: a different perspective on it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's usually not.
Speaker 5: A negative thing, right Like, if you feel like time
Speaker 5: passes quickly, it usually means that you had a great experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he didn't say that they ever actually talked
Speaker 2: about that. That was just his perception that the weight
Speaker 2: staff moved too quickly, right fact, So I think we
Speaker 2: asked her open ended questions, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: Blake?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to see what she thought too. I
Speaker 6: don't know if I'm just like looking at it from
Speaker 6: a one side, like a single faceted for.
Speaker 5: Do you know we never asked you. Are you guys
Speaker 5: texting or communicating it all?
Speaker 6: Not really, not as much as i'd like to. I mean,
Speaker 6: I've reached out to her a couple of times and
Speaker 6: choo kin and just be polite.
Speaker 5: But okay, you're getting cold from her via messages.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that's why I came to you, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, let's swoop in like the waiters at
Speaker 2: those restaurants real quick and just get things going.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her number right now.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have such a hard time not mentioning that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are the phone better one time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thanks for having confidence in me. Here we
Speaker 1: go number right now.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Kate?
Speaker 8: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: Hey, Kate. What's up?
Speaker 2: We're brooking Jeffrey in the Morning, A whole morning show
Speaker 2: from the radios.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 8: You're from the radio. I don't know who you are.
Speaker 3: We also do a podcast, so that's cool.
Speaker 4: Didn't help.
Speaker 2: We do a segment on our show to help people
Speaker 2: with their dating lives. It's called Second Date Update.
Speaker 8: And you're calling me, Well, you don't need the help.
Speaker 3: Someone you went out with needs help, right.
Speaker 1: You're great at dating, That's what we've heard.
Speaker 2: From one of our Yeah, from one of our listeners, Blake,
Speaker 2: who met up with you not once but twice.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, oh it's ay question.
Speaker 3: All we want to know is like, how'd you feel
Speaker 3: about Blake?
Speaker 8: I mean he was nice, Probably not the person for me,
Speaker 8: but he seems nice. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, did you like not have fun on the dates?
Speaker 8: Or okay?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 5: And okay?
Speaker 4: Wait what did you say a little?
Speaker 8: What strange?
Speaker 1: Strange?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we kept talking to Blake and he did not
Speaker 5: bring up anything strange.
Speaker 2: What did you think about the length of the date?
Speaker 2: Is it Mama Bear, Papa Bear or baby.
Speaker 3: Bear told you he couldn't already ran.
Speaker 1: It blanked out? So where we got? What's your think,
Speaker 1: Mama Bear, Papa Bear, baby bear? About the length? Too short?
Speaker 1: Too long? Just right?
Speaker 8: You're at how long the date was? Yeah?
Speaker 2: In your experience, O, these are normal questions that radio
Speaker 2: hosts always ask.
Speaker 3: It is so awkward sometimes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like you, I do. It's endearing Cake.
Speaker 8: The length of the date was a normal length, I think?
Speaker 5: Answer, I mean, do you have to tell her why
Speaker 5: you asked that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well, because the reason that I'm asking is when we
Speaker 2: spoke to Blake. The impression that he got was that
Speaker 2: the service was really really good and delivered the food
Speaker 2: a little bit too quickly for his taste.
Speaker 5: He felt like maybe the date was rushed and he
Speaker 5: couldn't make the connection he wanted to with.
Speaker 8: You, Like, the service was good. But both times that
Speaker 8: we ate because we went to dinner. Both times he
Speaker 8: ate his meal super super fast.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I could see that when we were
Speaker 5: talking to him.
Speaker 3: He has a lot of energy.
Speaker 8: I mean, imagine going to dinner with the cookie monster. Okay,
Speaker 8: it's thirty seconds, there's crumbs everywhere, and then they're done,
Speaker 8: Like how is he.
Speaker 3: Even picking anything up with those giant hens?
Speaker 1: And man, he tries to teach you about letters afterwards.
Speaker 3: Remember the macaroni cheese.
Speaker 5: When we talked to him, he mentioned, like, when you
Speaker 5: get the macaroni cheese, you got to eat it right
Speaker 5: away because if you don't eat it right away, then
Speaker 5: it's going to be cold.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he said that he would gag if the temperature
Speaker 8: of the cheese was like room temperature.
Speaker 5: Gag not really though, Like he just meant he didn't
Speaker 5: like it when it was room temperature.
Speaker 1: Was he serious?
Speaker 8: No, No, he meant he physically couldn't handle it, like
Speaker 8: he was going to hurl.
Speaker 3: My god, texture thing.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that explanation?
Speaker 8: I mean it got worse to be honest with you,
Speaker 8: Like what really well, it started this really odd conversation
Speaker 8: about textures that he can and can't handle. Yeah, it
Speaker 8: just got me thinking, like I'm looking at him thinking, Okay,
Speaker 8: let's say we're in a serious relationship. Well, what would
Speaker 8: that be?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Well, I do think it's good that you are thinking
Speaker 2: about down the road, a future, possible long term relationship.
Speaker 8: I'm not anymore.
Speaker 5: This is it just a little speed bump, Yeah, a
Speaker 5: possible relationship.
Speaker 2: Right over that speed bump and connect you to Blake
Speaker 2: right now he's on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 6: I don't think that that's that weird. People have textures,
Speaker 6: people have likes and.
Speaker 3: This, like, why don't you start with a high high?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry we kind of hurt my feelings a little bit.
Speaker 6: I mean people are just let people beat people, you know.
Speaker 6: I mean, why is that we had a great time off?
Speaker 6: All the conversations were great. I means like we were
Speaker 6: both kind of into the same stuff just because I
Speaker 6: eat weird.
Speaker 3: Did she hang up?
Speaker 1: Oh she's still there.
Speaker 8: Okay, No, he was on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, that's how these work.
Speaker 2: Okay, But I'll go ahead and talk to Blake about
Speaker 2: his aversion to certain food textures.
Speaker 8: I think it's a normal thing.
Speaker 6: People have preferences.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a little. Like I said, I'm not trying
Speaker 8: to be mean. It's just a little high maintenance. But
Speaker 8: I have to kind of bring up because it's not
Speaker 8: just the food thing. It's kind of like the other
Speaker 8: thing that you said that you can't do.
Speaker 6: I don't think only when you talk about that on
Speaker 6: the radio.
Speaker 3: What's that, Blake? You can't leave us in the dark
Speaker 3: on stuff that sounds important.
Speaker 6: I just prefer not to have it out.
Speaker 5: In the Oaken, Is it more embarrassing than you not
Speaker 5: being able to eat like potatoes or something.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's embarrassing. I think it's normal. Okay,
Speaker 6: Then it's a it's a more private kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a texture that you can't handle.
Speaker 6: It is the texture that I can't handle. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: The picture of someone's lips, like you'll never kiss her.
Speaker 2: If it's what I'm thinking that it is, maybe he's
Speaker 2: right and we shouldn't talk about this on the radio.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: I don't get it either, But he thinks it's normal.
Speaker 5: What do you think that it is now, Jeffrey, Like,
Speaker 5: are you thinking something dirty?
Speaker 6: It's a little dirty.
Speaker 1: Wow, I think there's a part all.
Speaker 4: Right, that's just that's too bad for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, are we right? Are we in the ballpark?
Speaker 8: I'm just gonna say to me. I know he had
Speaker 8: a texture issue, but intimacy is important. And I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why we talking about people time to find a woman
Speaker 3: to date delivering that type of information on the first day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was the second date. It was the.
Speaker 3: Second okay, you know it's it's like a partnership. You
Speaker 3: give and you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: Maybe Kate's willing to go without that part of the relationship,
Speaker 2: and I recommend Kate if you are, then we would
Speaker 2: pay for the third date that you and Blake went
Speaker 2: on to a place that doesn't serve any cheese whatsoever.
Speaker 5: Kate, are you interested still, because I think everybody here
Speaker 5: is just uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are.
Speaker 8: I mean you wouldn't want me to live a life
Speaker 8: like that. Would you wouldn't?
Speaker 6: You guys are.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 3: What I tell my kids with food is that.
Speaker 2: You have don't don't don't talk about your kids.
Speaker 9: Let's call the therapist before get watch list. God, Blake,
Speaker 9: I am so sorry, boy, but this technically is all
Speaker 9: your fault and you do have some walk to do
Speaker 9: on yourself.
Speaker 1: My friend.
Speaker 6: I'll do my best. I'm try okay about this.
Speaker 1: Look Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: This is the one time that I didn't want to
Speaker 2: do a part three and talk more about something the
Speaker 2: second date.
Speaker 3: I don't ever want to know how it goes for
Speaker 3: him either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will say after we recorded it, Blake
Speaker 2: did email the show with five words.
Speaker 1: He said, I would if I could.
Speaker 3: That is not.
Speaker 1: Your response.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're just not interested in women.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think it's not his fault.
Speaker 1: Did you hear his words? He would if he could.
Speaker 2: This man is just as tortured inside as she is.
Speaker 2: The desire to do something, the inability physical writing.
Speaker 3: Down, the excuse I would if I could.
Speaker 1: That's a sweet thing to say to someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do all sorts of stories on this show
Speaker 2: about tech trends and new inventions. Scientists better be working
Speaker 2: on this, make a pill for it or something they
Speaker 2: need to upgrade.
Speaker 3: Blake, It's really not a rampant problem. I'm just telling
Speaker 3: you it.
Speaker 2: Is a big problem though for him. He's going to
Speaker 2: be single for a long long time after this if
Speaker 2: they don't do something about it. But remember, you can
Speaker 2: always hear all of our second date updates on our
Speaker 2: podcast at Brook and Jeffrey.
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