1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter. The subject is my 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: life is about to be a real strawberry letter. Okay, alright, 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here for today's prank 5 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: phone call. What you guys? What if? What? Got a 6 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: home run? Now? Can I borrow yo pooh? Your pool? 7 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: Can I borrow your pool? There's not nothing you normally 8 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 1: I'll ask anybody, but he nevertheless, can I borrow your pool? 9 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: Take a listen? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darva. Hey, Dvia, 10 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:52,559 Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is Kendrick. I live in 11 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. I got got your number for one of 12 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: the neighbors. What what neighbor do you know, Louise that 13 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: lives I guess a couple of a couple of doors 14 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: down from you. Okay, listen, I got a bit of 15 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,319 Speaker 1: an issue here. I'm not actually on your street. I'm 16 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: the next street over, but Louise told me that you 17 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 1: might be willing to help me out due to the 18 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: whole uh you know, yeah, alright, due to the pandemic situation. 19 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: The clubhouse is actually closed and you know, nobody's able 20 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: to use the gym, nobody is able to use the 21 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: pool or anything like that until all of this kind 22 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,679 Speaker 1: of passes over. But my son's birthday was actually his 23 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: birthday party is scheduled for this coming weekend, and we 24 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: now don't have a pool to use, and we wanted 25 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: to see if you didn't mind letting us bar your 26 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: pool on Saturday and uh and have my son's birthday 27 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: party only a couple of hours. You know, they've be 28 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: like kids, do you understand what's going on? I don't know. 29 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: Louise told you that. I'm so hard. I'm just gonna 30 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: apologize for her. I don't know why she told you 31 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: anything like that, but I'm not lending out my pool 32 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: to know fifteen and twenty kids that we had a 33 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: small gathering the other week, but it was only three people, 34 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: and I guess she saw that and I told her that, 35 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: you know, it was a birthday party, but I don't 36 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 1: mean I'm lending out my pool to people. That's not 37 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 1: what it me. And that was a family member and 38 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: I don't even know you, so for her to even 39 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: give you my number was kind of goofy, you know 40 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So okay, okay, So so wait, wait, 41 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: wait a minute, waitnute, we already know it's it's that 42 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: we in the pandemic. I got that. What I mean, 43 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: you know my son from the Trintine, You know what 44 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: I mean. So I mean, I don't want to tell 45 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: my son and we're not gonna have his pool part. 46 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,079 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just asking you for a couple of 47 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: hours and it ain't twenty kids. But you know what 48 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: I mean to do with you or your son, baby, 49 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like you're gonna have to find Why don't 50 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: you go to a hotel or something like that and 51 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: maybe you can like ring out there pool or something. 52 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: But I'm not lending my pool to anybody. And right 53 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: now things aren't cleared up. I don't even know if 54 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm allowed to. And you talk about fifteen and twenty 55 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: people in my house and I'm talking and she told 56 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: me you would be you know, you would be straight 57 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: with me using the using your barbecue grill or whatever 58 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: so I could do some hot dogs for the kids. 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: So well, okay, well sir, I'm sorry. I think Louise 60 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: got the wrong idea. You know what this this is 61 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: what this is what's wrong with black people right here? 62 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: This right here. This what's wrong with black people. Black people. 63 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: It's about smart people who know that this virus is 64 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: out here killing people, killing kids, and going rambo on everybody. No, no, 65 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: because my thing is you're not gonna put my family 66 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: at risk for your little son. Now, you can go ahead, 67 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: like I said, and maybe called one of these hotels 68 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: or motels. We'll see if they can let you use 69 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: their pool. You're not using my pool, sir. And like 70 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: I said, I don't know why Louise gave you my number, 71 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: but I'm sorry that you're having I don't know why 72 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: Louis game your number either. You're gonna sit here that 73 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: guy about it? Excuse me, sir, Okay, I want this. No, 74 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 1: I'm just going in this call because you're taking it 75 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: too far. Okay, you know what. You know what I'm 76 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: gonna do. What I'm nothing to do is to not 77 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: my son. I'm just gonna come over there something I 78 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: don't have nothing to do with me. I don't. I'm 79 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 1: just gonna don't understand I'm coming over that throwing my 80 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: pool party for my son. Anyway, I'm not going to not. 81 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 1: Louise already told me you was cool. And now you're 82 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: gonna act like you're not cool. Louise said, I'm cool 83 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: because I am cool, boo boo, But I'm not cool 84 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: with you. I don't know you, Okay, So if I 85 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: told you I'm kindred from one street over, I told 86 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:42,159 Speaker 1: you I will don't give a flying who you are. 87 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I don't know you well enough to 88 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 1: let you use my pool. You're not using my pool. 89 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: And that's the bottom line. My son, my son justin. 90 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: Don't turn tee in, but one damn time. We all 91 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: just turned in one time. What are you talking about. 92 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: I'm not nothing to not have no pool party for 93 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: myself back. So how about you try to white people 94 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 1: and see if they let you use the pool. There's 95 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: other people around here. You got John across the street 96 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 1: from me. Ask them, See if that white's gonna let 97 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: you use this pool. You come to me talking about 98 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: this white black people can't do and all this kind 99 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: of stuff ain't about being black, it's about being safe. 100 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: You're not coming in here. I don't know what kind 101 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: of anybody's you got. I don't know if you had COVID. 102 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: You ain't even say no like that. You don't even 103 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,479 Speaker 1: tell me whether all y'all been tested, all the kids 104 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:31,479 Speaker 1: have been trusted? Can you tell me? Listen, that's what 105 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I'm near Sadday at noon, waiting 106 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 1: on the twenty kids have come, gonna be with two 107 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: hours over there? Good yeah, guess what. I'm a c 108 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: clack reach you back. You come to my house pulling 109 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: up with some kids. You want to catch a bad one, 110 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: and I will have the police here. Way, what time 111 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 1: is the party, baby, because I will have police here. Wait, 112 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 1: you're I'm coming in my yard. You got people out 113 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: here getting killed for them less than that. Look, you 114 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: know what, I don't even want don't want to argue 115 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 1: with you. Just give me your address so I can 116 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,839 Speaker 1: let everybody know where they're going. You know what, Good 117 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: luck finding my address, get it from Louise. I can corrupt. 118 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna you up to and I'm gonna get 119 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: kids up to. Let the little nappy headed kids coming 120 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: mom to see what happens. Okay, okay, okay, okay, so 121 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: so so what about your neighbor, Patricia asked. Patricia called Patricia. 122 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:23,720 Speaker 1: That's on, Patricia, ain't got nothing to do with me, 123 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: just like this party ain't got nothing to me. I 124 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 1: don't know justin, I don't know you. You You calling people, 125 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: getting adamant and nasty about using somebody pool with all 126 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: this going on. Man, I'm not trying to put my 127 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:40,479 Speaker 1: life at risk for you. Louise. You okay now, okay, okay, 128 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: hold on, ho Can I tell you something else? Thought? 129 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Patricia told me? Patricia told 130 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: me to call you. This his nephew Tommy from Steve 131 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: Harvey Morey Show. Patricia got me to prank phone. What 132 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is this his nephew Tommy Steve 133 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:00,360 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Your next Door Name with Patricia got 134 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: me to prank phone. Call you Fatricia and Louise. I 135 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 1: hate both of them right now. And I was talking 136 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: to Louise and she kept saying, oh, so you're just 137 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: having parties. It was three little people in there. Oh 138 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: my god, I love you. I love you. Oh my, 139 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: I'm so confused right now. I don't go. I was like, 140 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my pool covered, like this is crazy. 141 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is crazy. And you got me, 142 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: You've got I got you, baby, twenty twenty. Baby, tell 143 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: me this. What is the baddest and I mean the 144 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. 145 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: You come on, I'm coming by there anyway. That's when 146 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: it clicked, I'm coming by there anyway. I'm sending up 147 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:15,040 Speaker 1: the game on. It ain't kidd resk a life for you. 148 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: I don't give an f about you, give about your son. 149 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: I my son. Don't turn me ten wants hit like wait, 150 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: my hold up, all us just turned tar wants just 151 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 1: ain't nothing special. Everybody get to be tide that one. 152 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: I love the logic of madass people way too much. 153 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: Keep it straight, stupid baby, keep it straight. Super You 154 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 1: want to brank somebody, go to Thomas my House dot com. 155 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 1: If you want me to brank somebody, go to Thomas 156 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: Myles dot com. Click on my prank button. Submit all 157 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: the information. I'm gonna call you, me and you on talk. 158 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: We're gonna hook it up. We're gonna get the prank done. 159 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: That's how it works, alright, King of Pranks. A list 160 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 1: of what they say. I am, Thank you, nephew, you 161 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:11,040 Speaker 1: are the best. Coming up next, today's Strawberry letter subject 162 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: my life is about to be a real strawberry letter. 163 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,440 Speaker 1: We'll get to it at the time you're listening to 164 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:18,199 Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.