WEBVTT - MMTM - Sam Jay + Keith Johnson 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:04.400 Because this is my my guest episode. I'd like for 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:08.320 Keith to be here, but to never mention who he is, okay, 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:13.119 what he does, and also we them saying he's just here. 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.440 This is a humiliation. 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.040 We don't introduce him. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:24.520 Him. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.200 I had to see that at the table. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:30.040 I hope you get some royal boss blue after that. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:31.680 I got there. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.080 You got to because Sam. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:58.720 Yanked yo could be up broers. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:56.640 Racist money stuff. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:59.000 I can't tell me. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:08.640 Got him with d that girl? Oh man, Welcome Little 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:14.480 Mamas and gentiles. Unlike to another phenomenal episode of Ma 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:15.240 Mama Told Me. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.920 Podcast when he died deep into the fuckings and flack 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:21.280 conspiracy theories. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.560 What were you doing that? 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.880 You remember at the beginning of of that Michael Jackson 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.440 video where Chris Tuckers in it and he goes. 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:31.440 That girl, Oh rock my world. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:35.480 Oh man, that girl is fine. Man, Mike, I know 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:36.480 you can't get that girl. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:37.039 Chris. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.640 I can get that girl. Mag You can't get that girl, 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.720 have you, Chris, Chris, watch me get this girl. And 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.920 then he goes and he gets the girl. But he's 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.800 the gayest he's ever been. Yeah, he was tough at 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.200 getting gross and videos. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:49.440 Bro. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.040 He was toughs videos. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:59.280 He couldn't get that girl if he tried, and y'all. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.480 Can jump in time, you don't have to stay quiet. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:05.760 Had to edit out in between Mike getting the girl. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.200 The negotiations they had to make with the girl to 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:11.600 even be got by Mike. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.360 Well, I think that I don't think it was that. 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:18.560 I think she thought that he was into it. I 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.119 don't think they were having a tough time. 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:26.679 He never looks comfortable, no situations. So what was the worry, 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:31.480 Presley was he was like kissing on her and stuff. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.640 He was still kind of like the n we talked 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:40.040 Crazy is one of the harder watches I've ever had 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.640 because I'm I've never been more attracted than Naomi Campbell 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:45.440 than in that video. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.160 I'm like, that is that's her and her bad. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.560 Yeah, that's it. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:53.120 And then here comes by running getting in a way. 0:02:53.280 --> 0:03:01.920 The whole time he's just watching the weird dude trying 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.720 to suck That is. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.840 A fun thing to watch, though, a weird guy try 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:09.640 to get pussy. That's like some of the greatest but. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.520 Not that kind of weirds. 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:13.920 Yeah, he's weirdest coming from a stranger. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.280 Yeah, it's not like, oh, it's like we're watching like 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:20.840 Neil the Girls, Tyson or something not entertaining. Ye's like 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:23.440 his body weird wed. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:27.960 Yeah, he's performing for the woman, which I think we 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.600 all had it from like that in high school. 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.000 Huh. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:31.760 Who was just like it's like, you don't have to 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.000 convince me, man, Yeah, I don't think you. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:34.400 Know what I mean. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.560 In college it was just did get a beer? 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.880 Man. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:44.000 It doesn't all have to be that. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:49.040 In college, we lived we lived down the hall. I 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:50.360 lived down the hall from. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:54.520 This kid who we had deemed uh Stuart Minkis because 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:59.160 he looked just like start from World, the super blonde 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.760 and and he was a dork man, truly like a dork, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:03.800 dork dork. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.680 But every night he would bring this big girl back 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:12.200 with him, real big, pretty big, let's go, pretty big girl, tall, 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:14.080 bigger than him, let's go. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:16.719 And he would walk her down the hall like he 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.719 had the baddest bitch in the land. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:21.440 That's yeah, that's how you have to live. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:24.039 He would hold her hand and he make hard eye 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:27.520 contact with motherfuckers. He hadn't even spoken to you, just 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:29.440 to let them know what I got. 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:29.640 One. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.200 What was that movie where they went on like the 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.919 college road trip and then they stop at the black 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:35.720 frat house and. 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:49.960 Then yes, DJ Qualls behavior absolutely chested. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:56.159 Brother, he ain't did a push up yet, and that 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:56.440 was it. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:57.440 That was his ship. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.320 So he would he would fuck her and he would 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:00.920 make a point of fucking are loud. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:06.719 You wanted everybody to know that. And then afterwards he 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.880 because you know, all the bathrooms are in we share 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.200 it in the hallway. Afterwards, he'd come out in his 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.600 draws and he walked himself to the bathroom and he'd 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.839 leave the door open. So that so that. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:23.600 Spelling him like, uh huh, man, where's he at, crazy bro? 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.000 Where's he at in the in Trump's cabinet? 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:26.600 I bet. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.400 That's the dastardly person. But he stood on it. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:38.040 I really had it. Shout out to store Minkers. I 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.480 hope you're well. I hope that big girl is doing fine. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.919 I wish I wish nothing but the best for y'all. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:44.400 Our guest today. 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:49.800 Yeah, but that's okay. That story was worth it. Yeah, 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:50.320 I think so. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.360 Yeah, our guest. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:06:00.960 Today, Glad it passed your test. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.440 I was at the moment I was President's time to 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:05.239 have an opinion. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.599 I guess today we're so happy they're here. My god, 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.640 it's been since the beginning of the podcast. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.760 Literally literally you were one of our our first like 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.039 five I think or something like that. Yeah, and you're. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.680 Back and I'm back. You guys are better. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.680 We're better. There's two of us. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:33.440 Now there's guys. This is fire. I'm like, really thrilled. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:33.560 To be here. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.680 No, it's it's a phenomenal space. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.040 We've come a long way. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.360 Yeah, it's a phenomenal collection. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:40.000 Truly. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:43.040 Uh, we live like Emperor Sam. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.440 I like it. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.400 There's cold beer in the fridge. Come on, small Kingdom, 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:49.240 there's water. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.240 This is very it's a very good setup. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.120 We do have a limit out there, so don't go crazy. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.480 We added the guests and people got right to it. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.839 Yeah, because we got to. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:04.440 You had a lot of you had a lot of 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:05.640 whites in here hop into it. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:11.920 And we thank those whites. Always thank our whites. Actually, 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:16.880 our guest today is one of my favorite comedians, your 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:21.679 favorite comedians in the world. Uh, motherfucking pause with Sam 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:25.000 j fucking bust down Essen. Now you know her from 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:28.320 all the ship she She is currently touring a goddamn 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.440 new hour that. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:33.480 You need to see. Motherfuckers. Go ahead, and check her out. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:38.920 A dear friend, Sam, jay about you ain't. 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:41.920 Lift with the whole. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.000 And that's if you don't know who this is. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:51.760 Right, cleared it up, exactly, clear it up. I like 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.680 to add that I am a Immy nominated writer. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.000 Let's go. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:02.280 We can talk about the typing, bro. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.920 Something. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:15.280 Just do that. You're gonna see brothers. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:20.400 I'm just started out there. Bro, my good I with. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:22.680 Some ship all the dirty. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:28.119 He brought them dirty, off on the bro off the brain. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:34.120 Apparently this story is. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:41.040 They get dressed like that? Did you double trouble? Brother 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.520 that wants to pun? He said, Sam, Sam, you go 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:45.040 wear your. 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:45.959 Chain on this. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:50.520 Lucas Brothers Di Lucas Brothers. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:50.679 Bro. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:09:05.120 Bro this a minute, Wait a minute, bro, Bro, it's 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.000 never turned out a one time. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:08.840 I never thought about it one time. 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:13.640 The niggas shouldn't even be together. Bro. Wow, he brought together. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.520 That's what it is. Bro. This is a terrible match. 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.200 This is like a lot of slave owners worked really 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.920 hard to separate your bloodline. 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.360 Oh man, do you know what I mean? 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.680 It was arguably the point of the New World was 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:27.959 to make sure this doesn't happen. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:35.439 We want to spread them up. They get one family reunion. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:36.680 That's it. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.960 Look look at us is beautiful. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.079 It's beautiful. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:42.839 Sam. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.680 You came to us today with the conspiracy theory that 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:46.840 that that. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.319 I couldn't be more excited about. As soon as I 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:50.880 saw it was. This is really. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.679 I've been I've been thinking maybe I shouldn't do it 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:55.520 since I said. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.280 Yeah, that's the best, the best episode. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:00.600 But okay, we're here. 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:03.880 I want them to know this is you and you alone. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.000 You laugh. I love it. 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:11.120 I'm so excited. I'm I'm poisonous as well. Great you 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:21.920 said my mama told me Jesus is magic. Didn't even 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:25.640 hit it, okay, presal button now though you let it sit. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.200 Man, that's funny, man, this is I'm gonna commuted. 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.600 That one sucked Yea, it was really bad. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:40.880 That's like, lets just go to you. Yeah, y'all put 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.440 put a little something in posts. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:53.560 Yeah, you give me acause we're gonna keep me saying 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:54.440 it sucked too though. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.040 Yeah, it'll be complicated. 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.400 It's gonna be really complicated. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:07.199 My feelings like thirty seconds and then another. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:18.640 You like us, Yeah, you said Jesus, my mama told 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:19.800 me Jesus was magic. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:26.120 Yeah, basically basically no, I just was. I was thinking 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.360 about it, Like, bro, when we I've been going to 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.640 church lately, so I go to church on the weekends, 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.679 and I do appreciate here this, Yeah, I do appreciate 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.440 hearing the good word. Well, I'm like, when are we 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:41.240 gonna stop with all the magic stuff like the water 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.839 into wine, the one who blow for bread to eighty 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:44.559 lows all this. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:46.840 It's like, come on now, I don't like that. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:49.040 Come on now, you don't like the wizardry. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.560 I think that's the funnest part of the there's good 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.000 there's good word, and it's just like, hey, there's just 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.720 ways we should live, ways we should dream. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:56.040 People. 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.560 So I get this story like Jesus would touch the 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.040 lepard and not be me to the leapon. It's like, yeah, 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.240 that's good. Don't be mean to someone because they got 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:03.760 a disease. 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:04.720 That's not nice. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.439 But we don't have to go as far as to 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.600 say this nigga made fifty bread loaves. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.280 Right, I'm gonna say it's crazy that that's where you 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.160 get off, because the coming back from the dead thing 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:18.520 is maybe the big magic. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:22.000 I mean, I'm I'm saying this all. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:26.240 I'm saying. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.240 The magic of it right right, But also to me 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:34.120 a little bit more believable. If I'm believing you're the 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.280 son of God and it was this purpose for you 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.400 to sacrifice your life and all that, it's a little 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.679 bit more believable to me that God would rise you 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:46.080 from the day is like niggas out here making honey subs. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:51.959 I don't want sub just just for the sake of 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.600 It wasn't to be the starving either. It was like 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:58.040 there's a party, we just we just want more shit here. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:02.120 Yeah, which is I think that Jesus was into doing 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.840 personable acts. I think that's a very personable act. Even 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.600 like the water and the wine was just a wedding, 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.680 right it is. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:09.840 The wedding was and it was like we out we 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.679 were partying that night. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.400 All right, we're doing the sedge of Jodah, but. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.240 No, but we were it is we're we're a partying 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.400 that night. And he made water feel like wine. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.800 Is it feel like or turned into him? 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:21.840 I think he turned it into it. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:25.720 I'm saying that literally the Bible. If you treat it 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:29.319 more as an allegory, he made an evening that otherwise 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.120 didn't have resources feel like it had resources. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:32.680 I've done that. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:37.559 Yeah, so you're saying, you're saying not to take this literally. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.440 I think I think the Bible is best served as 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:41.920 an allergy. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:42.839 So that's my point. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.520 My point is if we are thinking in that way, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.240 then why don't we say it in that way, because you, 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.440 for Zindy is not how it's being said. How's being 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:57.360 said in the church is he turned water into wine. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.880 That's for you, that's for you can know that. I 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.880 think people want blind faith in magic. Yeah, I think 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.959 magical thinking is like how you get people on board. 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:09.640 I think it's Trump being like I could beat anybody up. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:10.839 It's like you need that, man. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.360 I do agree. I think I'm not giving ten percent 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.360 to to not magic. 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.640 Oh you think if they if they stated it plainly, 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:20.640 You're like, I. 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.440 Can't because because that's a lesson you can. I can 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.240 achieve it anywhere, and I can achieve that. And what 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.880 they're selling is something beyond what's achievable by man. 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:30.440 That's what I'm saying. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.120 So that's what I'm saying, Like the Bible and at 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.160 least what they're teaching church is not what you're saying. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:39.440 They're saying, Jesus is beyond man powers. 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:39.800 Be drawn our powers. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:40.320 He's good. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:43.840 He can take this, make eighty coronas right now by 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:50.120 touching it and saying eighty coronas if that's what. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:55.200 It's a lightlight beer, what California is hot. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.520 I'm taking down twelve on my own. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.040 So I'm good. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.320 And I just want us to grow up. Let's just 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:06.880 grow up. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:12.240 Get out, okay, out now, are you please? 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.560 No, We're very excited. We're all very excited. I'm still 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:15.160 reeling from this. 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.119 Are you taking this to the streets? 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.240 Are you passionate about this to the point that you 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:24.880 are going up to aunties of different ILKs. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.320 I mean, if they come to me with this, like, 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.680 if they if they're coming to me on something like 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.720 this is what it is, like, come on, God, let's 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.960 be grown ups. It's fine, and it's fine for the kids. Yes, 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:41.400 it's fine for the kids. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:42.640 Pay bills. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:46.800 We we we ultimately are counting on this church for community. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:51.000 This is about building true community of like minded people 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:53.000 can move in a positive. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:57.120 Direction to be good to your fellow man and just 0:15:57.200 --> 0:16:00.320 like do good, you are good in the world. 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.160 Then you need you need fireworks. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.280 But this is what's crazy. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.800 Nobody has done none of this ship since so y'all 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:07.960 are really holding. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:13.440 Your dick, yo, yo, dick because you believe in the magic. 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.600 He's supporting the supporting. 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:24.720 Yeah, yeah, I just like to party, he said. 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:30.080 I mean honest, I think he's more on the devil's side. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:36.080 So then it's like, but yeah, it's like, what, we 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.840 haven't seen anything like this since there's been no reports 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:42.840 of no more super brand people or water to wine people. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:47.240 So you're you're hold on for centuries upon centuries. Now 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:51.040 people are like, when he comes back, he gonna, you know, 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.080 he gonna David blame us and give us all the 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:55.560 magic we've been waiting for. 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.440 And it's like, cut it out. 0:16:57.360 --> 0:17:00.800 Bro, Yea, you have a Muslim approach to Jesus because 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.680 in the Qur'an, I'm just a man of uh Many. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.400 Yeah, I understand. I've always always I'm going to open 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.520 up my body and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.240 But he's like, he's not He's not like going crazy. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.640 But he was a good dude. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:15.960 He said. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:19.280 He was acknowledged that. Yeah he was. Yeah, so you're 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:19.960 seeing him like that. 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.119 That's what I'm like, why can't we believe like this? 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.560 It was just a really good guy out there that 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.399 was going place to place doing good work. And like 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.280 maybe he did get more bread, but he didn't like 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:32.760 magic bread. Maybe he just like, yo, y'all out of bread? 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:34.000 I know where to go get. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:41.240 Something about a loaf and a half in the truck. 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:46.840 When they got the Jersey. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:50.400 Got double. 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:56.720 To four? Bro? 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:01.240 Why why does Christianity need the the Disney? 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:03.800 I do think it's sad that we we just have 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:05.480 we we. 0:18:05.200 --> 0:18:07.680 We're missing out on a fun guy. It could have 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:09.240 just been a really awesome. 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:11.159 You think he's more fun if we acknowledge it it 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.840 was magic if we don't, if we don't call. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.080 It, I think it's more attainable too, Like maybe we're 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.200 living in a better world if it was just like, hey, 0:18:19.200 --> 0:18:20.879 this is just a guy who did good, and you 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:21.320 can be. 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:22.520 Just a guy that does good. 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.040 But it's like, no, like this is the son of 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.280 God and he got magic, So y'a'll never be that 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:33.520 so stupid, Please come get me ten percent. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.080 So I could just make you feel a little bit 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:37.040 of that, you know what I mean. 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.520 It's like we might be making better people if you 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:41.359 approaching it in this way. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:41.960 I think so. 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:44.879 But I think for what it has been built. People 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.880 love that magic. That's what they're going for. They're going 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:51.080 for magic and superiority. Like that's like a lot. I 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.000 know the right kind of magic. I'm better than you, 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:55.400 that's like. But that's what. 0:18:54.960 --> 0:18:57.439 I'm saying is we are not. 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:00.679 Now if the pastor was in the church recreating this 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:03.359 magic and he was like, yo, because I'm so close 0:19:03.400 --> 0:19:05.919 to God, I also know how to flip the magic 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:07.560 and every time you in til so that he could 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:10.399 hit you with a little magic like, oh I get this, 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.719 but just figure he don't got it. So he's just 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:17.440 telling you'resting. 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:21.720 There is a bird in your pocket, go ahead and 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:33.440 look at you. You'll have a good night. Were sometimes 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:35.720 open it up, there's a white dove. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:38.280 Sometimes. 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:42.399 You know what I'm saying, trying, But at least in 0:19:42.600 --> 0:19:45.440 African church, at least they be trying, at least at 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:48.800 least the whole out of bitch. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:49.520 I don't know what. 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:51.840 I don't know what's going on in there. 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:54.760 I don't know if magic's the word. Something crazy happens 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:55.600 every Sunday. 0:19:55.800 --> 0:20:00.439 But they at least know we're selling superpowers here, so 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:03.560 we better knock the hole out of us personal. 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:07.720 And they they to those people. 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:09.000 They said, So it's. 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:11.840 Like it's like I had I had got down bad 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:14.680 sick when I was in Africa, and they believe in it. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:18.840 Like like my aunt like she pushed the Bible on 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:21.520 my head to pray for me, and she's like, mush 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:26.600 in my head? Did you She's like like going like 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:27.080 and I'm. 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:27.480 Like, this is it? 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:28.200 Did you? 0:20:28.240 --> 0:20:28.359 Did? 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:28.520 You? 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:29.200 Just curses? 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:30.479 I did? 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:31.919 What was the first part of that? 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:33.640 She said, Papa God. 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:39.960 No, Yeah, I didn't follow it either, but I wasn't 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:40.600 gonna stop it. 0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:43.880 No, no, just what was. 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:46.040 Happening at the point is that they're performing it in 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:48.840 like a different way where I'm like, that's like the 0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.720