Speaker 1: Because this is my my guest episode. I'd like for
Speaker 1: Keith to be here, but to never mention who he is, okay,
Speaker 1: what he does, and also we them saying he's just here.
Speaker 2: This is a humiliation.
Speaker 3: We don't introduce him.
Speaker 4: Him.
Speaker 5: I had to see that at the table.
Speaker 6: I hope you get some royal boss blue after that.
Speaker 2: I got there.
Speaker 5: You got to because Sam.
Speaker 7: Yanked yo could be up broers.
Speaker 3: Racist money stuff.
Speaker 2: I can't tell me.
Speaker 5: Got him with d that girl? Oh man, Welcome Little
Speaker 5: Mamas and gentiles. Unlike to another phenomenal episode of Ma
Speaker 5: Mama Told Me.
Speaker 6: Podcast when he died deep into the fuckings and flack
Speaker 6: conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: What were you doing that?
Speaker 5: You remember at the beginning of of that Michael Jackson
Speaker 5: video where Chris Tuckers in it and he goes.
Speaker 2: That girl, Oh rock my world.
Speaker 5: Oh man, that girl is fine. Man, Mike, I know
Speaker 5: you can't get that girl.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 5: I can get that girl. Mag You can't get that girl,
Speaker 5: have you, Chris, Chris, watch me get this girl. And
Speaker 5: then he goes and he gets the girl. But he's
Speaker 5: the gayest he's ever been. Yeah, he was tough at
Speaker 5: getting gross and videos.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: He was toughs videos.
Speaker 8: He couldn't get that girl if he tried, and y'all.
Speaker 5: Can jump in time, you don't have to stay quiet.
Speaker 5: Had to edit out in between Mike getting the girl.
Speaker 9: The negotiations they had to make with the girl to
Speaker 9: even be got by Mike.
Speaker 6: Well, I think that I don't think it was that.
Speaker 6: I think she thought that he was into it. I
Speaker 6: don't think they were having a tough time.
Speaker 1: He never looks comfortable, no situations. So what was the worry,
Speaker 1: Presley was he was like kissing on her and stuff.
Speaker 10: He was still kind of like the n we talked
Speaker 10: Crazy is one of the harder watches I've ever had
Speaker 10: because I'm I've never been more attracted than Naomi Campbell
Speaker 10: than in that video.
Speaker 5: I'm like, that is that's her and her bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5: And then here comes by running getting in a way.
Speaker 8: The whole time he's just watching the weird dude trying
Speaker 8: to suck That is.
Speaker 6: A fun thing to watch, though, a weird guy try
Speaker 6: to get pussy. That's like some of the greatest but.
Speaker 3: Not that kind of weirds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's weirdest coming from a stranger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like, oh, it's like we're watching like
Speaker 1: Neil the Girls, Tyson or something not entertaining. Ye's like
Speaker 1: his body weird wed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's performing for the woman, which I think we
Speaker 6: all had it from like that in high school.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: Who was just like it's like, you don't have to
Speaker 2: convince me, man, Yeah, I don't think you.
Speaker 11: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: In college it was just did get a beer?
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: It doesn't all have to be that.
Speaker 5: In college, we lived we lived down the hall. I
Speaker 5: lived down the hall from.
Speaker 9: This kid who we had deemed uh Stuart Minkis because
Speaker 9: he looked just like start from World, the super blonde
Speaker 9: and and he was a dork man, truly like a dork,
Speaker 9: dork dork.
Speaker 5: But every night he would bring this big girl back
Speaker 5: with him, real big, pretty big, let's go, pretty big girl, tall,
Speaker 5: bigger than him, let's go.
Speaker 9: And he would walk her down the hall like he
Speaker 9: had the baddest bitch in the land.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's how you have to live.
Speaker 9: He would hold her hand and he make hard eye
Speaker 9: contact with motherfuckers. He hadn't even spoken to you, just
Speaker 9: to let them know what I got.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 1: What was that movie where they went on like the
Speaker 1: college road trip and then they stop at the black
Speaker 1: frat house and.
Speaker 12: Then yes, DJ Qualls behavior absolutely chested.
Speaker 9: Brother, he ain't did a push up yet, and that
Speaker 9: was it.
Speaker 2: That was his ship.
Speaker 9: So he would he would fuck her and he would
Speaker 9: make a point of fucking are loud.
Speaker 5: You wanted everybody to know that. And then afterwards he
Speaker 5: because you know, all the bathrooms are in we share
Speaker 5: it in the hallway. Afterwards, he'd come out in his
Speaker 5: draws and he walked himself to the bathroom and he'd
Speaker 5: leave the door open. So that so that.
Speaker 3: Spelling him like, uh huh, man, where's he at, crazy bro?
Speaker 5: Where's he at in the in Trump's cabinet?
Speaker 2: I bet.
Speaker 5: That's the dastardly person. But he stood on it.
Speaker 9: I really had it. Shout out to store Minkers. I
Speaker 9: hope you're well. I hope that big girl is doing fine.
Speaker 9: I wish I wish nothing but the best for y'all.
Speaker 5: Our guest today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's okay. That story was worth it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our guest.
Speaker 8: Today, Glad it passed your test.
Speaker 13: I was at the moment I was President's time to
Speaker 13: have an opinion.
Speaker 9: I guess today we're so happy they're here. My god,
Speaker 9: it's been since the beginning of the podcast.
Speaker 5: Literally literally you were one of our our first like
Speaker 5: five I think or something like that. Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 3: Back and I'm back. You guys are better.
Speaker 5: We're better. There's two of us.
Speaker 3: Now there's guys. This is fire. I'm like, really thrilled.
Speaker 2: To be here.
Speaker 5: No, it's it's a phenomenal space.
Speaker 2: We've come a long way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a phenomenal collection.
Speaker 2: Truly.
Speaker 5: Uh, we live like Emperor Sam.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: There's cold beer in the fridge. Come on, small Kingdom,
Speaker 1: there's water.
Speaker 3: This is very it's a very good setup.
Speaker 5: We do have a limit out there, so don't go crazy.
Speaker 3: We added the guests and people got right to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we got to.
Speaker 3: You had a lot of you had a lot of
Speaker 3: whites in here hop into it.
Speaker 9: And we thank those whites. Always thank our whites. Actually,
Speaker 9: our guest today is one of my favorite comedians, your
Speaker 9: favorite comedians in the world. Uh, motherfucking pause with Sam
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Speaker 5: A dear friend, Sam, jay about you ain't.
Speaker 3: Lift with the whole.
Speaker 5: And that's if you don't know who this is.
Speaker 1: Right, cleared it up, exactly, clear it up. I like
Speaker 1: to add that I am a Immy nominated writer.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 2: We can talk about the typing, bro.
Speaker 3: Something.
Speaker 2: Just do that. You're gonna see brothers.
Speaker 5: I'm just started out there. Bro, my good I with.
Speaker 2: Some ship all the dirty.
Speaker 13: He brought them dirty, off on the bro off the brain.
Speaker 8: Apparently this story is.
Speaker 5: They get dressed like that? Did you double trouble? Brother
Speaker 5: that wants to pun? He said, Sam, Sam, you go
Speaker 5: wear your.
Speaker 2: Chain on this.
Speaker 13: Lucas Brothers Di Lucas Brothers.
Speaker 14: Bro.
Speaker 11: Bro this a minute, Wait a minute, bro, Bro, it's
Speaker 11: never turned out a one time.
Speaker 2: I never thought about it one time.
Speaker 5: The niggas shouldn't even be together. Bro. Wow, he brought together.
Speaker 5: That's what it is. Bro. This is a terrible match.
Speaker 9: This is like a lot of slave owners worked really
Speaker 9: hard to separate your bloodline.
Speaker 2: Oh man, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: It was arguably the point of the New World was
Speaker 6: to make sure this doesn't happen.
Speaker 5: We want to spread them up. They get one family reunion.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: Look look at us is beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 5: Sam.
Speaker 9: You came to us today with the conspiracy theory that
Speaker 9: that that.
Speaker 5: I couldn't be more excited about. As soon as I
Speaker 5: saw it was. This is really.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been thinking maybe I shouldn't do it
Speaker 1: since I said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best, the best episode.
Speaker 3: But okay, we're here.
Speaker 5: I want them to know this is you and you alone.
Speaker 2: You laugh. I love it.
Speaker 9: I'm so excited. I'm I'm poisonous as well. Great you
Speaker 9: said my mama told me Jesus is magic. Didn't even
Speaker 9: hit it, okay, presal button now though you let it sit.
Speaker 3: Man, that's funny, man, this is I'm gonna commuted.
Speaker 2: That one sucked Yea, it was really bad.
Speaker 3: That's like, lets just go to you. Yeah, y'all put
Speaker 3: put a little something in posts.
Speaker 15: Yeah, you give me acause we're gonna keep me saying
Speaker 15: it sucked too though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be complicated.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be really complicated.
Speaker 13: My feelings like thirty seconds and then another.
Speaker 9: You like us, Yeah, you said Jesus, my mama told
Speaker 9: me Jesus was magic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically basically no, I just was. I was thinking
Speaker 1: about it, Like, bro, when we I've been going to
Speaker 1: church lately, so I go to church on the weekends,
Speaker 1: and I do appreciate here this, Yeah, I do appreciate
Speaker 1: hearing the good word. Well, I'm like, when are we
Speaker 1: gonna stop with all the magic stuff like the water
Speaker 1: into wine, the one who blow for bread to eighty
Speaker 1: lows all this.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on now, I don't like that.
Speaker 5: Come on now, you don't like the wizardry.
Speaker 1: I think that's the funnest part of the there's good
Speaker 1: there's good word, and it's just like, hey, there's just
Speaker 1: ways we should live, ways we should dream.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 1: So I get this story like Jesus would touch the
Speaker 1: lepard and not be me to the leapon. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good. Don't be mean to someone because they got
Speaker 1: a disease.
Speaker 3: That's not nice.
Speaker 1: But we don't have to go as far as to
Speaker 1: say this nigga made fifty bread loaves.
Speaker 6: Right, I'm gonna say it's crazy that that's where you
Speaker 6: get off, because the coming back from the dead thing
Speaker 6: is maybe the big magic.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm I'm saying this all.
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The magic of it right right, But also to me
Speaker 1: a little bit more believable. If I'm believing you're the
Speaker 1: son of God and it was this purpose for you
Speaker 1: to sacrifice your life and all that, it's a little
Speaker 1: bit more believable to me that God would rise you
Speaker 1: from the day is like niggas out here making honey subs.
Speaker 1: I don't want sub just just for the sake of
Speaker 1: It wasn't to be the starving either. It was like
Speaker 1: there's a party, we just we just want more shit here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, which is I think that Jesus was into doing
Speaker 6: personable acts. I think that's a very personable act. Even
Speaker 6: like the water and the wine was just a wedding,
Speaker 6: right it is.
Speaker 5: The wedding was and it was like we out we
Speaker 5: were partying that night.
Speaker 2: All right, we're doing the sedge of Jodah, but.
Speaker 5: No, but we were it is we're we're a partying
Speaker 5: that night. And he made water feel like wine.
Speaker 3: Is it feel like or turned into him?
Speaker 2: I think he turned it into it.
Speaker 9: I'm saying that literally the Bible. If you treat it
Speaker 9: more as an allegory, he made an evening that otherwise
Speaker 9: didn't have resources feel like it had resources.
Speaker 2: I've done that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're saying, you're saying not to take this literally.
Speaker 5: I think I think the Bible is best served as
Speaker 5: an allergy.
Speaker 3: So that's my point.
Speaker 1: My point is if we are thinking in that way,
Speaker 1: then why don't we say it in that way, because you,
Speaker 1: for Zindy is not how it's being said. How's being
Speaker 1: said in the church is he turned water into wine.
Speaker 6: That's for you, that's for you can know that. I
Speaker 6: think people want blind faith in magic. Yeah, I think
Speaker 6: magical thinking is like how you get people on board.
Speaker 6: I think it's Trump being like I could beat anybody up.
Speaker 6: It's like you need that, man.
Speaker 5: I do agree. I think I'm not giving ten percent
Speaker 5: to to not magic.
Speaker 2: Oh you think if they if they stated it plainly,
Speaker 2: You're like, I.
Speaker 1: Can't because because that's a lesson you can. I can
Speaker 1: achieve it anywhere, and I can achieve that. And what
Speaker 1: they're selling is something beyond what's achievable by man.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying, Like the Bible and at
Speaker 1: least what they're teaching church is not what you're saying.
Speaker 1: They're saying, Jesus is beyond man powers.
Speaker 3: Be drawn our powers.
Speaker 2: He's good.
Speaker 1: He can take this, make eighty coronas right now by
Speaker 1: touching it and saying eighty coronas if that's what.
Speaker 2: It's a lightlight beer, what California is hot.
Speaker 5: I'm taking down twelve on my own.
Speaker 2: So I'm good.
Speaker 3: And I just want us to grow up. Let's just
Speaker 3: grow up.
Speaker 5: Get out, okay, out now, are you please?
Speaker 2: No, We're very excited. We're all very excited. I'm still
Speaker 2: reeling from this.
Speaker 5: Are you taking this to the streets?
Speaker 9: Are you passionate about this to the point that you
Speaker 9: are going up to aunties of different ILKs.
Speaker 1: I mean, if they come to me with this, like,
Speaker 1: if they if they're coming to me on something like
Speaker 1: this is what it is, like, come on, God, let's
Speaker 1: be grown ups. It's fine, and it's fine for the kids. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's fine for the kids.
Speaker 2: Pay bills.
Speaker 5: We we we ultimately are counting on this church for community.
Speaker 5: This is about building true community of like minded people
Speaker 5: can move in a positive.
Speaker 1: Direction to be good to your fellow man and just
Speaker 1: like do good, you are good in the world.
Speaker 2: Then you need you need fireworks.
Speaker 3: But this is what's crazy.
Speaker 1: Nobody has done none of this ship since so y'all
Speaker 1: are really holding.
Speaker 3: Your dick, yo, yo, dick because you believe in the magic.
Speaker 5: He's supporting the supporting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I just like to party, he said.
Speaker 5: I mean honest, I think he's more on the devil's side.
Speaker 1: So then it's like, but yeah, it's like, what, we
Speaker 1: haven't seen anything like this since there's been no reports
Speaker 1: of no more super brand people or water to wine people.
Speaker 1: So you're you're hold on for centuries upon centuries. Now
Speaker 1: people are like, when he comes back, he gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: he gonna David blame us and give us all the
Speaker 1: magic we've been waiting for.
Speaker 3: And it's like, cut it out.
Speaker 13: Bro, Yea, you have a Muslim approach to Jesus because
Speaker 13: in the Qur'an, I'm just a man of uh Many.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I understand. I've always always I'm going to open
Speaker 5: up my body and acknowledge Jesus as a prophet.
Speaker 13: But he's like, he's not He's not like going crazy.
Speaker 13: But he was a good dude.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 5: He was acknowledged that. Yeah he was. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 5: seeing him like that.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm like, why can't we believe like this?
Speaker 1: It was just a really good guy out there that
Speaker 1: was going place to place doing good work. And like
Speaker 1: maybe he did get more bread, but he didn't like
Speaker 1: magic bread. Maybe he just like, yo, y'all out of bread?
Speaker 1: I know where to go get.
Speaker 12: Something about a loaf and a half in the truck.
Speaker 5: When they got the Jersey.
Speaker 2: Got double.
Speaker 5: To four? Bro?
Speaker 1: Why why does Christianity need the the Disney?
Speaker 9: I do think it's sad that we we just have
Speaker 9: we we.
Speaker 5: We're missing out on a fun guy. It could have
Speaker 5: just been a really awesome.
Speaker 6: You think he's more fun if we acknowledge it it
Speaker 6: was magic if we don't, if we don't call.
Speaker 1: It, I think it's more attainable too, Like maybe we're
Speaker 1: living in a better world if it was just like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is just a guy who did good, and you
Speaker 1: can be.
Speaker 3: Just a guy that does good.
Speaker 1: But it's like, no, like this is the son of
Speaker 1: God and he got magic, So y'a'll never be that
Speaker 1: so stupid, Please come get me ten percent.
Speaker 3: So I could just make you feel a little bit
Speaker 3: of that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like we might be making better people if you
Speaker 1: approaching it in this way.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 6: But I think for what it has been built. People
Speaker 6: love that magic. That's what they're going for. They're going
Speaker 6: for magic and superiority. Like that's like a lot. I
Speaker 6: know the right kind of magic. I'm better than you,
Speaker 6: that's like. But that's what.
Speaker 3: I'm saying is we are not.
Speaker 1: Now if the pastor was in the church recreating this
Speaker 1: magic and he was like, yo, because I'm so close
Speaker 1: to God, I also know how to flip the magic
Speaker 1: and every time you in til so that he could
Speaker 1: hit you with a little magic like, oh I get this,
Speaker 1: but just figure he don't got it. So he's just
Speaker 1: telling you'resting.
Speaker 5: There is a bird in your pocket, go ahead and
Speaker 5: look at you. You'll have a good night. Were sometimes
Speaker 5: open it up, there's a white dove.
Speaker 3: Sometimes.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, trying, But at least in
Speaker 1: African church, at least they be trying, at least at
Speaker 1: least the whole out of bitch.
Speaker 5: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on in there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if magic's the word. Something crazy happens
Speaker 2: every Sunday.
Speaker 1: But they at least know we're selling superpowers here, so
Speaker 1: we better knock the hole out of us personal.
Speaker 8: And they they to those people.
Speaker 2: They said, So it's.
Speaker 6: Like it's like I had I had got down bad
Speaker 6: sick when I was in Africa, and they believe in it.
Speaker 6: Like like my aunt like she pushed the Bible on
Speaker 6: my head to pray for me, and she's like, mush
Speaker 6: in my head? Did you She's like like going like
Speaker 6: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, this is it?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: Just curses?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: What was the first part of that?
Speaker 2: She said, Papa God.
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, I didn't follow it either, but I wasn't
Speaker 5: gonna stop it.
Speaker 2: No, no, just what was.
Speaker 6: Happening at the point is that they're performing it in
Speaker 6: like a different way where I'm like, that's like the
Speaker 6: belief level you need, that's what That's what.
Speaker 1: We're getting in America, especially in black church right now.
Speaker 3: It's just like a nigga in Gucci being like, you
Speaker 3: know what you like to have Gucci? You know what
Speaker 3: I mean. They're not even like showing me magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can't even flip.
Speaker 3: So you want me to buy into the old magic.
Speaker 1: You want me to buy into the fact that you're
Speaker 1: the closest I can get to the magic guy.
Speaker 3: But you ain't giving me no magic.
Speaker 9: I do think I do think it's a bummer too,
Speaker 9: because black people love magic. I think we are big
Speaker 9: supporters of magic. I've never the best magic shows I've
Speaker 9: ever attended have been black audiences or audience members in
Speaker 9: the like, I think we fuck with it. And it's
Speaker 9: a shame that we separated Christianity from the magic.
Speaker 6: You think that's when the schism started when we said
Speaker 6: these are the magicians, these are the pastors.
Speaker 5: And I wonder how much of that wasn't the hand
Speaker 5: of a mean white man.
Speaker 1: Because we need Matt Richards to be yeah, do comedy,
Speaker 1: they should be even magic.
Speaker 9: By that I have seen it happen. He hasn't magic,
Speaker 9: he really he does this ship bro, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: He will like crazy like he'll be like, think of
Speaker 1: the name of the girl you liked in second grade
Speaker 1: and he'll like that ship up here and it would
Speaker 1: be like I've seen I've seen this man be right,
Speaker 1: what do.
Speaker 2: You think it is?
Speaker 16: Several times I swear I'm trying to get to so
Speaker 16: like you think there are practitioners of Jesus and those
Speaker 16: are the real magicians.
Speaker 2: I think, And it's like right now.
Speaker 1: If I'm gonna give tides and you're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: about magic, show me some magic, and we should be
Speaker 1: letting these magic dudes in the church, because whatever it
Speaker 1: is that he's doing, I'm not gonna say it's Jesus,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying it's enough for me to believe the
Speaker 1: rest of the ship, right right.
Speaker 2: It's more convincing than just yelling at me.
Speaker 1: Just yelling at me and man like, you'll never be
Speaker 1: as cool as that guy who did all that magic
Speaker 1: a long long time ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't even do magic, but I'm yelling
Speaker 5: at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I only got nothing magical for you, and
Speaker 3: not for nothing.
Speaker 9: I've seen Matt in non magical states be magic, and
Speaker 9: that is that is crazy.
Speaker 10: He'll be magic with nothing, and he'll be magic magic,
Speaker 10: He'll be magic.
Speaker 5: He'll just be magic drunk. He can bend do magic
Speaker 5: and you still can't see whatever the fun.
Speaker 2: Jesus didn't need to do that.
Speaker 5: No, drink some water.
Speaker 13: First, brod one show every four months, start.
Speaker 3: Colling up these like this. Nigga did five things.
Speaker 5: Jesus ain't got enough albums to really to the typers.
Speaker 5: The Bible teaches us anything. Shout out to the type
Speaker 5: of piper bro.
Speaker 13: And we should bless the type. We were the hardest,
Speaker 13: so you were. She made you that because this is
Speaker 13: what she's doing to me.
Speaker 5: Current.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to relive the trauma.
Speaker 13: We don't have to relive the Trump posting. I'm pre
Speaker 13: impost first of all, nobody hyper editor.
Speaker 3: But I didn't make likes anything I asked to.
Speaker 5: Right or no, no, no, And I don't resent that part.
Speaker 5: It's very grateful.
Speaker 3: Money.
Speaker 5: This was meant to be purely. You're trying to make this.
Speaker 8: You're trying to make this exclusive.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the no?
Speaker 5: Whatever you got, brother, that's all you let me. I
Speaker 5: had to pull up on this story. Broke trying to
Speaker 5: hold my hand and ship.
Speaker 13: In the house, like I said, was silent. I was silenced.
Speaker 13: That's that's just that's the difference. Bro beautifully said Sam.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry we had ton In on a button that
Speaker 5: was a good button.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he always thinks he's contributing so much.
Speaker 5: I detailed the whole we got to get back in.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry we can complicated.
Speaker 2: This is complicated.
Speaker 5: It's quite a dance.
Speaker 6: Yeah you really, you really have a control over men
Speaker 6: that I feel like you don't acknowledge a lot.
Speaker 2: Last time I was with you, you had a white
Speaker 2: guy from Boston.
Speaker 3: First of all, I didn't yeh, y im afraid of my.
Speaker 2: But you had him. I didn't have him.
Speaker 3: Come on, he's a sweet boy. He's a sweet boy.
Speaker 2: It was cool. I thought it was cool.
Speaker 3: I did not have him. This is crazy. You have
Speaker 3: to fix this. You don't feel I did not have him.
Speaker 3: He was my friend. We were saying, I playing darts.
Speaker 5: Am I the new white boy?
Speaker 2: Brother? I don't know what's going on with you.
Speaker 5: I better not be.
Speaker 2: I s where God.
Speaker 6: Like the moon you're bringing him to, Bro, I will say,
Speaker 6: I will say.
Speaker 5: That's what they wow.
Speaker 9: I will say that you have You have maintained a command,
Speaker 9: long and strong and proud.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't make me feel crazy.
Speaker 5: In the army of men at your leisure.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely sure.
Speaker 5: Your boy harrim is strong and I'm proud to have
Speaker 5: served you.
Speaker 15: Guys are just my friend in the Army of sam Jay.
Speaker 2: That's a girl.
Speaker 5: That's a four army captain. I'll stand behind you wherever
Speaker 5: they line up. Bro, shoot me or salute me.
Speaker 3: Salute him.
Speaker 2: Bro, that's.
Speaker 14: Better than you, because you do get you do get
Speaker 14: PTSD coming from that position, Bro, there needs to be
Speaker 14: a payout.
Speaker 1: It's got the years you said to shell Shot, I
Speaker 1: have been a quality person.
Speaker 3: You are you? He struggling me. You're not quality Jesus,
Speaker 3: no about it.
Speaker 5: Everybody's happening to you talking to people they need to
Speaker 5: be talking. And sometimes it's certain ways.
Speaker 17: You when.
Speaker 5: It's okay, feel good. When you hit me, I knew
Speaker 5: I needed to be here, and I was glad you
Speaker 5: were the show. Myself getting up, I hurt you more
Speaker 5: than heard me.
Speaker 2: You know you're reading general that's how loud.
Speaker 5: We gotta take a break, man, Jay Morgan Johnson.
Speaker 2: My mama told me we're back with My mama told
Speaker 2: me that we're going to do this respectfully.
Speaker 5: Otherwise we'll ending a duel, and I mean a duel,
Speaker 5: real life duel where only one person walks away.
Speaker 9: We can meet with guns, bottles, knives or books and equations,
Speaker 9: but we're going to do this like man, So.
Speaker 5: Get ready, Where did you think from white for white
Speaker 5: boys come from?
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 1: I think it's just like being like an eighties kid surfer.
Speaker 1: White boy culture was kind of big, like skateboard California, Malibu.
Speaker 1: That's what just was going on like in the world
Speaker 1: and like in medio even like the movies and shit,
Speaker 1: Sceno man this or that whatever hot guy thing.
Speaker 5: I also think like my fucking Abercrombie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I think I always liked to
Speaker 1: like purs like I like when whiteness is like white,
Speaker 1: like this what the idea, Like when when you close
Speaker 1: your eyes you see like a commercial of white life.
Speaker 1: I like when white people look like that. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then and then they're like, I don't like when they
Speaker 1: look like tell this stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't like, you know what's funny. I haven't remember.
Speaker 6: I have a distinct memory one time I was showing
Speaker 6: you people from my hometown on Instagram and we were
Speaker 6: all drunk, and you were like, I don't really like
Speaker 6: to see white people like that.
Speaker 3: I remember it.
Speaker 13: So we.
Speaker 2: Were so drunk and I was like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: she was like, it's grossing me out.
Speaker 3: Close it.
Speaker 5: Disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 2: You put them away.
Speaker 3: When I was looking at kids and some mem that's
Speaker 3: how you reacted.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is three states away. This is
Speaker 2: happening in your backyard. Damn.
Speaker 3: It was like, this is me and my friends in
Speaker 3: the woods.
Speaker 5: I'm like Oh, that's crazy. I feel the exact opposite.
Speaker 5: That's my preferences. You like, yeah, if I'm going to
Speaker 5: see white people, I want to see them.
Speaker 1: Because what you know what, you don't take any we're
Speaker 1: breaking before you know what, it's hopeless when they're rong rten.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The hope is when they're pristine and they're like You're like, okay, that's.
Speaker 3: Something I believe in the idea, the magic of white people.
Speaker 3: Whenever where I like that, it's like, what do we have?
Speaker 5: The experiment didn't work? You don't like flamboyant white white people.
Speaker 6: I don't even think it's that she likes the flamboyants,
Speaker 6: like dirty white.
Speaker 3: Winners, like she want like degreed New England, England. I
Speaker 3: want you to have a sweater tied around your fucking name.
Speaker 2: In that way.
Speaker 5: This looks maxying curvicular ship that this is your direction.
Speaker 3: Go crazy. He looks get these slack jog jogo.
Speaker 5: Like white people.
Speaker 17: We bet.
Speaker 3: Let's get back to it.
Speaker 9: You don't you don't fear the repercussions of this strong
Speaker 9: jaw future.
Speaker 3: I think he.
Speaker 5: Stirs the funk out of me. What do you think
Speaker 5: is gonna happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I know, I know they're not scared of us anymore.
Speaker 1: But from I'm from I'm from Boston, they were they
Speaker 1: were never scared over there, and okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: they weren't afraid ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went back.
Speaker 13: I went back to Florida. We went to a little nightclub.
Speaker 13: These white boys, the cuplicular white boys walking around. They'll
Speaker 13: bump you, not even care, bro, And you're like, because
Speaker 13: you're you're assuming that they're gonna fall nah, they're walking
Speaker 13: through you, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm always grown up around those type of whites,
Speaker 1: So that's fair.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, Boston is where I experienced that first. I
Speaker 9: think it isn't because Chicago is so segregated, lore exists,
Speaker 9: and you can kind of build lore of like, oh
Speaker 9: what is this You can't even step foot in this
Speaker 9: fucking neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Well you'll kill.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, And that type of lore then controls the
Speaker 5: way people interpret each other. But Boston was the first.
Speaker 9: Time living there where I was like, oh, they don't
Speaker 9: there's no, it's not even it's not even just they
Speaker 9: don't fear me. They know for sure they'll kill me.
Speaker 9: They are. They are top dog here.
Speaker 3: Well, you're dealing with white people that live in the projects,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like, which is what you
Speaker 3: don't like to see, and that's you know what, that's
Speaker 3: very different.
Speaker 1: See, you need to be specific about what you showed
Speaker 1: me to because I could deal with a poor city
Speaker 1: white you showed me something else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it's true, true, he said, tis true.
Speaker 3: Now that's what I didn't like.
Speaker 17: That was bothering.
Speaker 5: This bigga got old English about it.
Speaker 2: It is true.
Speaker 5: I didn't want you to be right, but you were right.
Speaker 2: You showed me some show.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to know that people
Speaker 3: are living like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that is, but that is what
Speaker 6: most of them. I think that's more of them than
Speaker 6: the poor city.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course that's what they're doing. Just like
Speaker 3: the white monster. I don't want to see it.
Speaker 2: You know what I love about you. You are such
Speaker 2: a capitalist bro. I don't want me.
Speaker 3: I said it for years, but you mean it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see that.
Speaker 5: Phil, And also clean up the streets, get yourself.
Speaker 2: You're like the watchman, the city's filter.
Speaker 5: I smelled the roaches in Tuna Castle. Rotting our streets.
Speaker 5: Boston is like the O G. White though.
Speaker 13: That's like straight from the boat that Africa. That's that's
Speaker 13: that's where they yes, version of it.
Speaker 5: So they're the strongest. It is it is uh white Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 1: I've heard that several times. Yes, I would say it's
Speaker 1: very accurate. It's also just yeah, it's like we're the
Speaker 1: most we get all that that, we're all white Americana
Speaker 1: A Card Wilder's Vineyard, Newport, Rhode Island.
Speaker 2: You know, White's on water Island.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 3: I love whites on the water, the water. The love
Speaker 3: them when they're near some water, some water, some wine. Yeah, oysters.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is good. I think that's as
Speaker 6: good as they get good. I think that's probably on.
Speaker 5: Water with a boat. They're cool as hell.
Speaker 3: Oh they're great on boats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love boat. They coolat boats, celebrate everybody. Everybody's
Speaker 2: great on.
Speaker 3: Everybody's not great on boats.
Speaker 2: Who's not great on boats?
Speaker 3: Niggas in Miami?
Speaker 5: You ever you ever had niggas just to steal your.
Speaker 2: That's a.
Speaker 6: That's a very specific, very specific, that's a very specific point.
Speaker 5: I feel like you take blacks on boats everywhere else,
Speaker 5: everywhere else.
Speaker 3: You're right about that. That's what does that say South Florida.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't water.
Speaker 2: They got water dirt bikes.
Speaker 1: Like niggas on fan boats in New Orleans. That's quality exact.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 5: I will say if we're counting cruises, we don't do
Speaker 5: those will no.
Speaker 3: But that's that's getting into ships, and I don't think
Speaker 3: nigga should be.
Speaker 5: Let's separate.
Speaker 2: Different boats are different.
Speaker 5: Let's go very very should be.
Speaker 2: If you can pilot it, that should be. We don't.
Speaker 3: If you could, we have to be transported then we
Speaker 3: really you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Now we don't need to We don't need to
Speaker 3: be with we don't need to be with white ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's real. I'm punching you in the head out
Speaker 5: of some sort of like deep.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like when the Siren Mermaids be coming
Speaker 3: that night.
Speaker 2: That's the carnival.
Speaker 3: That's the carnival.
Speaker 5: Go crazy, go fucking nuts right now. Just throw up
Speaker 5: a set. You don't belong to you on a boat.
Speaker 3: On here, Blow that weed into captain's face.
Speaker 5: You don't know you, he's just just know where you
Speaker 5: got dropped off.
Speaker 3: You don't know where you live. Why do niggas think
Speaker 3: if you don't know exactly what.
Speaker 5: You can't catch. I will say it is the thing
Speaker 5: that scares me the most when somebody says some ship
Speaker 5: that I'm like, where is that? I get nerve.
Speaker 2: I'm so confident in saying it that You're like, it
Speaker 2: must be somewhere that I'm not up.
Speaker 5: Damn, I must not know that blost, I know about it.
Speaker 5: What's your major city next to it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You got you gotta figure that out. Scary ship.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we're still talking about the possibility that Jesus is
Speaker 9: magic is more more fantasy than true ultimately as well.
Speaker 3: We know possibility.
Speaker 2: I mean he's yeah, he's like an urban legends, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like Freddy Krueger Yeah yeah yeah, or like.
Speaker 5: The way Michael Jackson was somebody that was a man
Speaker 5: though you didn't have to pick that.
Speaker 18: You could have picked any one of the characters, and
Speaker 18: you're like, yeah, I'm gonna get in real trouble now, Yeah,
Speaker 18: I'm really gonna turn some times here.
Speaker 5: I was making a lot of poignant Okay, that's reasonable,
Speaker 5: that's reasonable.
Speaker 2: That's not doing the magic.
Speaker 13: How hard are we doubling down on Jesus here because
Speaker 13: I think they made him magic to hide the fact
Speaker 13: that because they'll be like he was magic and a
Speaker 13: perfect man, who's perfect. Jesus clearly had a foot fetish, Bro.
Speaker 13: He's he's pulling people in washing their feet.
Speaker 5: Who does that? Someone with the foot fetish?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: And honestly, the feet washing that the most.
Speaker 5: Report y'all don't belong together.
Speaker 2: Man to put you off.
Speaker 5: This is why they didn't want us combined.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 1: He like he like one lever, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like turn water in a while one time. But he
Speaker 1: was washing them feet everyway.
Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, he was watching feet was.
Speaker 1: While the magic was just a tree glow the people.
Speaker 1: Because what you like not to get your feet washed
Speaker 1: just by some random nigga on the street. No, but
Speaker 1: if you already killed a leper, you're like he got
Speaker 1: magic hands.
Speaker 3: He washed my feet.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's more.
Speaker 5: You keep doing this morning so bad? Right, you just
Speaker 5: gotta believe it's you. Gotta take the leap of faith, bro.
Speaker 5: Jesus is so nice, Thomas, Bro, can we get you
Speaker 5: some money or something?
Speaker 2: And washing?
Speaker 3: Why I'm why letting them wash their feet? Why else
Speaker 3: were they were doing that? Just because so there's a
Speaker 3: nigga out there right now. There's out there right now.
Speaker 3: It was like, yo, I want wash your feet.
Speaker 2: It was a different time.
Speaker 3: There's no reports on this side.
Speaker 2: It was a different time around foot washing in general.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think there was all the people they
Speaker 3: were like shoe shiners.
Speaker 2: I think foot washed.
Speaker 3: What's a big we're talking about? Wash was what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying so the reason I would let this guy
Speaker 1: wash my feet because the Bible doesn't exist when the
Speaker 1: stories are happening.
Speaker 2: All this.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the reason why I'm laying this particular guy
Speaker 1: washed my feet is because I heard he cures leprosy.
Speaker 3: I heard he turns water into wine. I heard he
Speaker 3: does all this.
Speaker 5: Cool ship.
Speaker 3: Wash my feet. I might catch a blasting the.
Speaker 2: Two or three.
Speaker 3: I just got.
Speaker 5: Let me see some feet before I go.
Speaker 13: I got what good eye because it was taking a
Speaker 13: high vision, bro, I got a little good I love
Speaker 13: you to say people I like that.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: I didn't like it at first. It scared me to
Speaker 5: suggest that Jesus was a freaky ass nigga. But but
Speaker 5: now I'm seeing and then it.
Speaker 1: Right son to town they say that he was watching
Speaker 1: lines of people's feet. So it's like the magic was
Speaker 1: the lore to get the.
Speaker 3: Feet And I like that.
Speaker 2: You know you're saying, but because he had such a
Speaker 2: foot fetters, Yeah, that's what all this is.
Speaker 5: He who is without sending cast the first stone?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Who was he saving a random hoe?
Speaker 2: I get Jesus that right? Because you are doing so commony.
Speaker 5: I thought it was gonna be a real quote that was.
Speaker 5: That was some ship he got off of, like good quotes.
Speaker 3: Might was.
Speaker 5: But what I'm saying. What I'm saying is to say,
Speaker 5: has in case we know he who has the stone?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 9: I do I recognize fully how much of this is allegorical?
Speaker 9: My fear, and really I guess it's less of a fear.
Speaker 9: But my my concern is how do we communicate that
Speaker 9: truth to a larger capacity of people who genuinely believe
Speaker 9: that they need magic?
Speaker 2: Jesus, Yeah, that's the difficulty I think with this whole thing.
Speaker 2: That's the true difficulty.
Speaker 1: But I think it's also what makes it so dangerous, right,
Speaker 1: That's what makes Christianity so like like you could use
Speaker 1: it to wield so much good and bad because we're
Speaker 1: making it.
Speaker 6: So that's what scares me. It's not it's not telling people.
Speaker 6: And if if you lower the steaks, then it becomes
Speaker 6: a thing that's.
Speaker 1: And then you can recognize people for being Charlatans or
Speaker 1: false prophets or all this stuff because you're not attaching
Speaker 1: it to this idea of magic.
Speaker 3: So now, like I was just watching that nature boy
Speaker 3: nigga that was doing all all shit.
Speaker 1: But it's like, if you take away the magic of
Speaker 1: all this stuff, which the magic in us wanting to
Speaker 1: believe there's prophets and these magic niggas on earth all
Speaker 1: starts with the fucking Bible. It's like, if you just
Speaker 1: rip this away and just let these be regular men,
Speaker 1: then a lot quicker. They were just seeing that was
Speaker 1: a nasty nigga from Atlanta. The three ways they would
Speaker 1: have seen that a lot quicker. But because of all
Speaker 1: the magic that we believe in forever and that we need,
Speaker 1: it's like it breaks us because that's.
Speaker 2: How people can keep doing it.
Speaker 14: Right.
Speaker 1: Yes, bro, his nigga was just literally popping all threesomes
Speaker 1: with girls who he wouldn't let them came their heir.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't he let these witches come here? Not because
Speaker 3: it's nature.
Speaker 1: So the bitches feel ugly, so he could control them
Speaker 1: better because now they they're dusty, crusty, smelling bad pit hair.
Speaker 1: And then like the only thig that's gonna love me
Speaker 1: is this little dirty digger. And then we just took
Speaker 1: the magic away.
Speaker 2: Yeah damn. It was a tough watch just a guy.
Speaker 3: It was nice. Yeah, then you can go, oh, that's
Speaker 3: I met another nice guy who.
Speaker 5: I met a bad guy christ Like I, I thank
Speaker 5: you for your contributions.
Speaker 3: You're where is your.
Speaker 2: He needs?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's my fear. Let's get back to it.
Speaker 5: That demonic spirits like this dud lurk among amongst us,
Speaker 5: and we we money what you're saying. I'm speaking to her,
Speaker 5: but but I want her to know who I'm speaking about. Okay.
Speaker 5: I think ultimately his demonic behavior is is what people
Speaker 5: are so.
Speaker 1: The mindic Okay, the demons like Keith are so strong
Speaker 1: that that they go.
Speaker 3: We need imagine because he's a he's devil man, he's
Speaker 3: we needed magic.
Speaker 5: Hero.
Speaker 3: But to be quite honest, I believe more.
Speaker 5: Skin niggas against each other. Bro, don't take the magic.
Speaker 5: And you know when I get excited in light skinned brotherhood.
Speaker 17: I do.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 13: But yeah, even despite you still think I got the
Speaker 13: devilish ways, Keith, I'm such a big so many of
Speaker 13: the things you do, your prank calls, they make me
Speaker 13: laugh to no end.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 5: I think the type of spirit that you have to
Speaker 5: have to make the phone calls that you make to
Speaker 5: to you, he's a back. You guys have a program
Speaker 5: on site.
Speaker 3: Which I constantly have to keep him on track from
Speaker 3: being evil.
Speaker 1: Seriously, pay a guest on but yeah, we're gonna unpack
Speaker 1: something and he'll go, yeah, we need to talk about
Speaker 1: how they cheat on their wife. And I heard that
Speaker 1: they smacked their kids around and I'm like, dude, that's
Speaker 1: not what this show is.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 3: He said, you're Christian, but you j We're back.
Speaker 2: Understanding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just let us sit there. That was really smooth.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm still reliving the beginning.
Speaker 5: Sam and Keith are still here. Uh and and we're
Speaker 5: gonna do a voicemail together. We're gonna listen to a voicemail.
Speaker 5: Feel free to stop it and at any point just
Speaker 5: yell out, well we'll talk ship. Okay, let's do the
Speaker 5: vapes one please, hell yeah, you.
Speaker 13: Know, I just want to say shout out to David
Speaker 13: were opening up about his his struggles with fashion.
Speaker 2: But pause, hold on, that's not the right one. One second.
Speaker 2: That was crazy. You know, I'm in here with.
Speaker 5: You, goddamn devil, movable.
Speaker 3: Struggling up. You know, it tells it down.
Speaker 19: He's blowing up Bronce traveling in the state of California.
Speaker 5: The globe is real, bro, I see you, dog man,
Speaker 5: We're not We're not.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: That was so bad. That was the worst thing that
Speaker 2: could have happened right now, Like what, man, nothing's going on.
Speaker 5: I think I think my guy is just in a
Speaker 5: transition phase where he's with your clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to like age into what's next for me,
Speaker 1: and it's like trying to get cycle some of this
Speaker 1: ship out, like I got way too many graphics.
Speaker 3: You know, just like exactly.
Speaker 1: That ship out my wardrobe and then figure out figure
Speaker 1: out like what it is I want to be doing.
Speaker 2: That's exactly.
Speaker 1: I think it's hard for black people too. I think
Speaker 1: I think it's hard. I always say this, like I
Speaker 1: don't want to be one of these old niggas's dressing
Speaker 1: crazy and I see that with a lot of us,
Speaker 1: like we don't know how to like age are.
Speaker 3: Fashion appropriate, you know when it comes down.
Speaker 1: And I don't want I don't want to get caught
Speaker 1: up like that and I don't want to be one
Speaker 1: of these old dicks.
Speaker 3: You say, these old decks be looking bro that terrified.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got to get everything custom made and
Speaker 1: it's just plain shirts and pants.
Speaker 3: That fit well. I'll go there, but normally just looking
Speaker 3: like a nut.
Speaker 2: You can't be over forty out here with tricky pants.
Speaker 1: No, No, first of all, big on that when over forty,
Speaker 1: just get the stuff off your pants. You can't have
Speaker 1: all that crazy sparkle zipper.
Speaker 5: Move Like, yeah, I ain't there yet, but.
Speaker 2: I was early.
Speaker 3: I remember when me and Lason and Jack used to
Speaker 3: talk to Chris about all his zippers.
Speaker 5: We were like, it's a lot. You had to pull
Speaker 5: them aside and be like, brother, I'm kind of zippers.
Speaker 3: It's so I'm definitely not Yeah, you gotta let go.
Speaker 1: I'm really at a place where i'm looking and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think I might be phasing jeans out altogether.
Speaker 5: Whoa, it's just fine from.
Speaker 1: Pants and just doing kind of cool looking pants and
Speaker 1: like that's good though, I think, you know, maybe a
Speaker 1: couple appair of like like I need a good pair
Speaker 1: of blue j.
Speaker 5: Like an old man.
Speaker 3: I need a good blue and a good pair of black.
Speaker 2: And that.
Speaker 5: My ship. I know what I wanted to look like.
Speaker 5: I'm not about to like play with a new version
Speaker 5: of it right, especially.
Speaker 13: With micro seasons because ship switches up. You gotta be
Speaker 13: consistent throughout and too hard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your situation, what are some of your vulnerability?
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 19: Honestly all the ship don't this is your real vulnerability.
Speaker 19: But how are you really feel?
Speaker 2: It's just a departure from T shirts to you?
Speaker 3: And I like, how do I?
Speaker 1: But also, you don't want to just be dressed like
Speaker 1: an old white man, and you know you don't want
Speaker 1: the swag to die, So you're like, how do I get?
Speaker 3: What's next? I'll see you some.
Speaker 1: Stuff because I'm looking. I appreciate YEA, that don't be
Speaker 1: better than when I tried to help you with your waves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was pandemic. That was a bad night.
Speaker 5: Oh y'all were doing this over zoom.
Speaker 2: I think no, I think maybe we should listen to
Speaker 2: the voicemail. I think the last one already.
Speaker 3: I think I was on the picture of you where
Speaker 3: you're like, this isn't working.
Speaker 2: It was like all hope was lost and we were
Speaker 2: deep inside. We were deep.
Speaker 3: I'm like, get these brush yelling.
Speaker 2: This really, that is what it is. It's just you're like.
Speaker 3: To believe in him that he didn't need it.
Speaker 6: It's so coarse, and I was like, you know, I
Speaker 6: could just use twigs and berries from the forest, and
Speaker 6: that's not what happened.
Speaker 2: I need like product, you need that laugh. Yeah damn.
Speaker 5: But then at that point it's like you're taking the choice.
Speaker 2: But we were also deep inside. But I was like
Speaker 2: a strong pandemic, remember.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't we don't pause over here? No no, no,
Speaker 5: actually two times that speed. You're deep in the pandemic.
Speaker 20: Yeah, that's all that that was. Can we please play
Speaker 20: the real voice? I feel to be completely I don't know,
Speaker 20: but you really catching really came.
Speaker 2: Down the hill at the end. That's the problem with
Speaker 2: these episodes. We always end up equals somehow. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was just two people trying to find the upper hand.
Speaker 17: Hi Langston and David.
Speaker 16: My name is Bee.
Speaker 17: I'm from Portland and I cannot stop thinking about something
Speaker 17: I saw online. I recently saw that vapes our government
Speaker 17: propaganda aim to condition you to enjoy sucking robot dick,
Speaker 17: And honestly, I think it's not a crazy idea. So like,
Speaker 17: if you think about it, out of all the ways
Speaker 17: for you to consume nicotine, they made a shiny little
Speaker 17: robot stick that you carry everywhere and you keep it
Speaker 17: in your mouth for comfort.
Speaker 5: And the flavors.
Speaker 17: That's all. They are tricking your brain to create positive
Speaker 17: reinforcement loops tied to the act itself, not the actual substance.
Speaker 17: And it's not just the act of sucking on it,
Speaker 17: but the dependence on it. You lose it and suddenly,
Speaker 17: like your whole mood is off.
Speaker 3: You find it.
Speaker 17: It's instant relief. You take a hit, you get that
Speaker 17: tingy dopamine reward, and you repeat that all day every day,
Speaker 17: like hello. So honestly, it's not even that crazy to
Speaker 17: think in the future people are going to be way
Speaker 17: too comfortable with some weird robot companions situation. Shit like
Speaker 17: we've already been trained for years and they just want
Speaker 17: us to be So actually, I have a big no,
Speaker 17: no problem.
Speaker 2: He's going crazy.
Speaker 1: I think this is assuming the world is completely head
Speaker 1: normative because she took robots.
Speaker 3: She doesn't leap. I never would take. She was like,
Speaker 3: it's in your mouth all day is hello? No, not
Speaker 3: for everybody.
Speaker 5: I think sometimes I eat some robot, Guccie. I'm not robot.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of sparks.
Speaker 3: Would you do that? Why would you eat some robot?
Speaker 3: That was my good question. That was my question.
Speaker 5: You're eating the little flesh. How does this benefit the robot?
Speaker 17: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 4: If the robots, I'm gonna please, I want a lower
Speaker 4: robot or something.
Speaker 8: Nobody I'm saying, we're living in dystop where life is shanged,
Speaker 8: and now you gotta suck it robot Dick. My question
Speaker 8: was if the robots can't feel it, why am I.
Speaker 2: Doing this.
Speaker 5: Correctly?
Speaker 8: You guys are playing it wrong. The lady presented a scenario.
Speaker 8: You were we gotta suck robot Dick, and maybe that's
Speaker 8: a possibility. Well you're not gonna I'm not sucking equipment.
Speaker 5: I got you the robots.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 1: Thank First of all, thank you, thank you for in
Speaker 1: this sex apocalypse. How you're gonna help, Yeah, appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lay it down.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 2: He was prorect where you did. It was positive and
Speaker 2: that I do believe it was crazy because nobody you
Speaker 2: just offered it.
Speaker 6: You took so many steps in this world you're coming,
Speaker 6: and you said, if this is a possibility, I must be.
Speaker 5: Participate.
Speaker 1: He also assumed, because it was robot Dick, that we're
Speaker 1: gonna be pussies.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, I'm not going to live in the
Speaker 9: world without women.
Speaker 3: I'll go what why are we dead in this world?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: They may you're the only nigga live. I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's great. Why is this? As far as I know?
Speaker 5: Because I got a robot.
Speaker 2: Connect, you don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not Bruce Lee Roy fu me wrong.
Speaker 5: Nobody killed me yet.
Speaker 2: Robots get me.
Speaker 5: I'll eat that COOCHI and y'all won't. And that's why
Speaker 5: you're gonna Diebody into the way you laughed, it made
Speaker 5: it clear you were You was crazy.
Speaker 1: As he never seen like some be more of a
Speaker 1: Chicago nigga to this Byrond.
Speaker 5: The future is dark. Demzel Washington b poorly in Book
Speaker 5: of E Live, But that is what the future made him.
Speaker 5: He wasn't a typer. He laid down no, he held
Speaker 5: them with him tight. He transferred, Man, I think we
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