WEBVTT - Gil Ozeri Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>And I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests,

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<v Speaker 1>you're o presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Winecker. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>opening my computer already, just to make sure it's online

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<v Speaker 2>for all of us. Last night's Little House on the

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<v Speaker 2>Prairie was all action. I will say that Mary is

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<v Speaker 2>obsessed with winning a dictionary and I'll leave it at that.

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<v Speaker 2>What else was on TV? We started watching? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>Sherry Peppini? Now she's got her own docuseries telling her story.

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<v Speaker 2>She seems totally normal. I don't think she did anything wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on her side, and there are eight more episodes

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<v Speaker 2>or so, but we'll see what I feel like Sherry.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, she had a plan and she went through

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<v Speaker 2>with it, and I think she pulled it off in

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<v Speaker 2>a big way. What else is going on? There's something

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<v Speaker 2>I have to bring up because I can't dance around

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<v Speaker 2>this the rest of my life. The listener needs context

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<v Speaker 2>for my life. On occasion we got a dog. We

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<v Speaker 2>got a new dog. I was not We've been looking

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<v Speaker 2>for a few weeks and you know, going from shelter

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<v Speaker 2>to shelter, having a very difficult time. I was against

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of getting a puppy for so many reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>But then this little goblin popped up on one of

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<v Speaker 2>the million rescues we were following, and now she lives

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<v Speaker 2>in our home. Her name's Bonnie, and so far she

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<v Speaker 2>seems to you know, I don't like to bring up

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<v Speaker 2>this sort of thing. I watched that documentary about the

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<v Speaker 2>parents who adopt their kid and then gave it away

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, so I don't want to end up with

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<v Speaker 2>my own docuseries being shamed on HBO. But I think

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna hold on to Bonnie as long as she's

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<v Speaker 2>okay with staying with us. So now you've got the

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<v Speaker 2>context of my life, that's essentially. And I watch The

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<v Speaker 2>Little House on the Prairie and I take the dog

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<v Speaker 2>out every two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think today's guest is so funny. I just adore him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Gill Osari Gil Welcome, Dyson.

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<v Speaker 3>Doma, Hi, thank you for having me. Roger, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing all right, Is that true that you watch

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<v Speaker 3>a Little House on the Prairie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we've started. I had never seen it, okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>my boyfriend had seen every single episode as a kid

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<v Speaker 2>and was obsessed with it. And then, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>I want to watch anything else on TV, we found

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<v Speaker 2>this and I'm having the time of mind.

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<v Speaker 3>How many seasons are there? I think they are four hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they are honestly like four hundred episodes because

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<v Speaker 2>every season is like twenty five episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Each one is an hour long, only nominated for one

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<v Speaker 2>Ammy apparently.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened with the academy, But.

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<v Speaker 3>How is it? What does it hold up?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen any of the show before?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I saw it when I was younger. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it I remember. It's being melodramatic.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, it's very melodramatic, but also very gentle.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And the most of the problems are pretty low steaks.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I mean the horse won't eat an apple.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an episode where they adopt a raccoon and then

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<v Speaker 2>it gets out of control.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually the pretty close to your bonnie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I mean she's probably going to become rabid pretty sooner.

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<v Speaker 2>But we I think we're only about ten episodes in,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's a long journey, long journey. And recently Tim

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<v Speaker 2>Hideker was on the show and he said, do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what happens in the final episode? And then when

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<v Speaker 2>someone says that on a podcast, you kind of have

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<v Speaker 2>to have the information has to be shared. So he

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<v Speaker 2>told me what happens? Oh god, do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>know what happens?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I have heard this, but go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>They blow up the town.

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<v Speaker 3>WHOA is that true? That's not what was in my head.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you thinking? I thought? I thought he dies

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<v Speaker 3>of cancer, maybe Michael, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Landon dies of cancer and real life unfortunately, that's okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what I've heard.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard the real true story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were mixing up Access Hollywood and Little House

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<v Speaker 2>on the Prayer.

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<v Speaker 3>I was, which I often do. Very was Mario Lopez

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<v Speaker 3>and Billy Bush? Were they on?

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<v Speaker 2>They run the general Store? Mario has not aged a

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<v Speaker 2>day since nineteen seventy two, amazing, And then he got

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<v Speaker 2>into Save by the Bell.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a weird career.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the trajectory of this man bounced around, but he

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<v Speaker 2>finally found where he needed to be. Access Holly Reporting

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<v Speaker 2>life from from the American or the Grove. There was

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<v Speaker 2>the Grove, and I think maybe city Walk Universal city Walk.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so an even worse place. Yes, it's getting worse.

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<v Speaker 3>It's worse and worse. Soon he'll be at knots very

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<v Speaker 3>far on the side of the freeway. Side of the

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<v Speaker 3>freeway exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it will be interesting to see how much longer

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<v Speaker 2>he I think he'll hold on to that until he's

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<v Speaker 2>hosting a New Year's Eve specials.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I feel like that's probably the net thing they'll

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<v Speaker 3>let him there. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope so I feel like that must be what

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<v Speaker 2>he has a sight set on.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess. So, yeah, he wants that's like the which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, right do we feel like he has like as

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<v Speaker 2>a person, like is he like, do I have bigger

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<v Speaker 2>and this isn't what I'm meant to do. There's this

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<v Speaker 2>thing I want to do? Or is he like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is what I'm doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I heard he really wants to save people, is what

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<v Speaker 3>he really wants to do. He physically, he wishes he

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<v Speaker 3>could be a doctor fire. He wants to change the world,

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<v Speaker 3>but he's only made it to extra I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know I do. Do you think, yes, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure he has, Like right, you never really thought about that,

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel likes a show like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's gotta be like one. You must

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<v Speaker 2>have at least one thing beyond yes talking about celebrity birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh and like what's happening on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but is it like host the Oscars? There must be

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<v Speaker 2>some unreasonable dream that he's never going to attend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, maybe to me Oscars. If he's dreaming about the Oscars,

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<v Speaker 3>he's a lunatic. He needs to put he put in

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<v Speaker 3>like an institution. I feel like maybe he could get

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<v Speaker 3>to like you know, Miss America or something like that,

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<v Speaker 3>or like you know, host the way. No, he won't

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<v Speaker 3>even do that. I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't there's not like a natural path for that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of person. Yeah, especially if they were already an actor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess. And also if like Ryan Seacrest is alive,

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<v Speaker 3>right Ryan Seacrest, that it should be the goal. I

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<v Speaker 3>wonder if he still wants to be an actor?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe does he act still? Inside? I wonder what his

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<v Speaker 3>last performance You were going to say, was he ever

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<v Speaker 3>an actor? And I was going to say, no, that's

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<v Speaker 3>not nice. Just burn him down, burn him down. What

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<v Speaker 3>was was saved by the bell? The last thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if that was the last the say when

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<v Speaker 2>he gets the special, when they go to Vegas and

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<v Speaker 2>get married.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, well, have you seen? You should watch? If

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing rewatches, you should see The College years Saved

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<v Speaker 3>by the Bell. Oh I've seen, I've seen the College

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, yes, insane. It's a very wild show,

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<v Speaker 3>very wild chat.

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<v Speaker 2>My last memory, and I don't we don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>get into nostalgia nineties blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>But my last.

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<v Speaker 2>Memory of that was I think, uh, one of my

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<v Speaker 2>birthdays in elementary school that was on live on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>But we had rented jurass Park and I secretly wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to watch that. I was dying to know what would

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<v Speaker 2>happened as the one gay child.

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<v Speaker 3>In the room, and everyone wanted Jurassic Jurassice Park.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I guess sure, we had paid the ninety

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<v Speaker 2>nine cents to rent it. You want to throw that

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<v Speaker 2>had you already seen Jurassical I had already seen it too,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's not like I'm learning anything new.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say, I think the College years is a

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<v Speaker 3>better piece of heart than Jurassic Paul. I'm gonna, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna that's my hot take for today.

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<v Speaker 2>All I remember is them waiting in line for.

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube for you, for you too? Oh yeah? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>how you say YouTube?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>This is my podcast is about.

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<v Speaker 2>The way I say things too syllables.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I never I've never put the emphasis on on two.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me always say you too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of, like in a vacuum, how

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<v Speaker 2>you would say the band name YouTube, because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Said it almost like YouTube like you and I was confused.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, did he just forget the B and.

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<v Speaker 2>Bonto and the edge present YouTube? Let me see, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to think you too, you too? I would say

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<v Speaker 2>you too? Okay, what would you say? That's right? You

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<v Speaker 2>just said I said something.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you said YouTube? YouTube? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds weird.

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube. It just sounded weird to me.

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<v Speaker 2>There's too much weight. Uh, I mean a similar way there.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to see, I'll never say it now.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's like yeah, now, it's like if you repeat

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<v Speaker 3>a word over and over again, it doesn't sound correctly

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<v Speaker 3>at all. Too. That was good. That was good. That

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<v Speaker 3>was a good one. Why did they call it you too? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's like, yeah, I think it's included. You're

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<v Speaker 3>part of Yeah, you're part of the band. To come

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<v Speaker 3>on join us. That's so corny. It is. Most band

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<v Speaker 3>names are corny, I feel like, I mean, even the Beatles, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the Beatles is the most classic corny

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<v Speaker 2>band name, which almost kind of altered language in a

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<v Speaker 2>way where you kind of just assume the word beatle

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<v Speaker 2>is with an A.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right. Someone I just recently watched someone

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<v Speaker 3>said that the band being good makes the name being good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder if there's a band that is good

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<v Speaker 2>and their name continues to stink.

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<v Speaker 3>Maroon five, they're amazing, perfect, perfect catalog, perfect catalog, bad name.

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<v Speaker 3>They made one mistake. They made one mistake, and that

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<v Speaker 3>was Maroon. If they had just been called five or

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<v Speaker 3>like Burgundy five, I would have been like.

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<v Speaker 2>Dark red five, red five. I think I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>there was a band name called five. Is that a

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<v Speaker 2>boy band that feels like but it's probably I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it's the number five I V E. Which then

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<v Speaker 2>becomes completely baffling and makes.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows how to pronounce it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's five viv viv Yeah. And then there's h five

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<v Speaker 2>for fighting. Another perfect band five for fighting. Yes, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>not a single mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>There, No these great names. Are you really trying to think?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you trying to ild?

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<v Speaker 2>Really like to think of a good band. Good band

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<v Speaker 2>where I don't agree with their name.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and I don't agree with their name let's see here, hmm,

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<v Speaker 3>but I feel like it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's so much taste aligns with.

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<v Speaker 3>With with Yeah, I don't want to say something that's

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<v Speaker 3>a good band, and then you're just like say, oh

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ, I'm nervous to tell you my opinion. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to think the.

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<v Speaker 2>Listener does like to just listen to two people kind

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<v Speaker 2>of just slow.

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<v Speaker 3>Slowly come up with something. All the bands that I'm

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<v Speaker 3>coming up with are terrible right now. I guess the

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<v Speaker 3>Rolling Stones.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Rolling Stones.

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about bands. We're talking about sixties bands were

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<v Speaker 3>exclusively For some reason, I cannot think of a band

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<v Speaker 3>past the nineteen sixty nine right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there's probably an area within the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>when there's like a band that's amazing and they just

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<v Speaker 2>happen to pick not a super great name, but unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 3>In the eighties, like a rock band tears, because it'd

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<v Speaker 3>be like the first one that.

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<v Speaker 2>Came my tears is a bad name. But I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they're like a mid mid quality.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh, that that's a shot. I loved your reasons. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now let's see what's their biggest song.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone wants to rule the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, right, it's a little too uh you don't

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<v Speaker 2>like that new wave big big too like, uh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>too attle down the middle. I was gonna say along

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<v Speaker 2>those lines, is o MD, which sends for orchestral Maneuvers

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<v Speaker 2>in the dark, who I think is a great band.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bad band. That's a bad name.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, that's stupid. It is, It's ultimately stupid, stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's we make the four bands out there,

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<v Speaker 2>O M D, Tears for Fiers, Rolling Stones in.

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<v Speaker 3>The d and the Beatles. Everybody knows the four bands

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<v Speaker 3>out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I feel good that I was able to

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<v Speaker 2>remember four things from a few minutes ago. That feels

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<v Speaker 2>impressive for my.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you feel about Steely Dan?

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<v Speaker 3>Steely Dan? Okay, Well, I people are very divided about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I like Steely Dan, right, sometimes they run into like

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<v Speaker 3>Dad Country, Right, but the name is okay, I guess yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of like it means nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>It means kind of nothing, right, right, And.

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<v Speaker 4>It's named after a dildo in the novel Naked Lunch

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<v Speaker 4>William Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then I feel like like, sure, sure, great, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't argue against it. And also the band has become

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<v Speaker 2>this kind of thing where it's divisive, but it's also

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<v Speaker 2>kind of joke, a joke but not.

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<v Speaker 3>But not sometimes people, I mean, I don't know I

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<v Speaker 3>like the band, right, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not familiar enough with Steely Dan. Okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't say one way or the other. But the name

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't offend me, it doesn't offend you. Ultimately, Maroon five. Ultimately,

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<v Speaker 2>it all goes back to Maroon five and the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume the singer is named Maroon five.

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<v Speaker 3>The main guys, Wait, it's Adam Levine, Adam Levine. Is

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<v Speaker 3>there another Adam Levine? I'm oh, my god, is there

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<v Speaker 3>another Adam Levine? Uh? There's like Adam Uh. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't Maybe it sounds like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like a name it's Yeah, it's like an innocuous

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<v Speaker 2>enough but sound.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking of Adam divine, Adam.

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<v Speaker 3>Divine, devine, which you would pronounce devine just like you two,

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<v Speaker 3>Adam de Vin, reach out, reach out to us. We

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<v Speaker 3>need clarification on how you pronounce your divine name.

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<v Speaker 2>God knows how it got to Adam devine.

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<v Speaker 3>What else is going on? What is going on in

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<v Speaker 3>my life? Yeah, I'm speaking of dads. I am living

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<v Speaker 3>the dad life. I have two children. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 3>you had kids. Yes, I have a seven and a

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<v Speaker 3>half year old and a two and a half year old,

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<v Speaker 3>and my life is mostly consumed with their life. Was

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<v Speaker 3>naming them a nightmare? Yes? It was. I love that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's your first follow up? Yeah? Is this about Bonnie? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because it's so different, I mean difficult, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the stakes are equally high for when your name. Ever,

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<v Speaker 2>you're naming something you love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you're I will say that having had a pet,

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<v Speaker 3>this is your first.

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<v Speaker 2>Pet, No, this is our this is our second dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're The name changes all the time. You start

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<v Speaker 3>to call it all kind of like yeah, shithead or

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<v Speaker 3>whatever it is, and it just changes over time. Anyway, right,

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<v Speaker 3>but uh, yeah, I had a terrible time coming up

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<v Speaker 3>with a name with pets. I have a list. I

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<v Speaker 3>have a list, you do, yes, I have have a list.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you reveal any of the names? Well, the number

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<v Speaker 3>one list. The number one name that me and my

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<v Speaker 3>wife have for a cat they were gonna get is Bopkin.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's great, yes, and that is after a salesman

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<v Speaker 3>that we found in a tile place. First name Bopkin.

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<v Speaker 3>We were like, that is a perfect name for it.

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<v Speaker 3>A cat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's such a good It's like, sounds kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>a name, but not so much that it's not so

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre that it sounds like a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it almost sounds like it's like some English dessert

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<v Speaker 3>or like else I have a piece of Actually, now

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like a jew like maybe it's too close

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<v Speaker 3>to Bobka. Oh that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very close, but also could be like one of

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<v Speaker 2>the cats and Cats, Yeah, one of the cut cats

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<v Speaker 2>from Cats.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh didn't quite make Yeah, Bopkins didn't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Bupkin's a very nice name.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's hard with how'd you get to Bonnie? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, with pet names, I feel like there are

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<v Speaker 2>several categories. There's like I feel like there was a

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<v Speaker 2>trend for a while that was like just find the

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<v Speaker 2>most bland human name you can for a right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which whatever? I darrel like that kind of that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Which whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's like I feel like there's a new

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<v Speaker 2>trend where it's like you name the thing table you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know which I don't. I don't. God bless everyone

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<v Speaker 2>that's doing it. But you got to give the animal

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<v Speaker 2>some respects.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the first thing I thought of, Like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>that's like, yeah, no respect for the animal you're calling it.

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<v Speaker 2>It shouldn't be an object unless it's an object you appreciate. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's name it toilet mak it's life miserable. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Then there then there's a category that everyone runs into

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<v Speaker 2>of names where you associate it with the people in

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<v Speaker 2>your life you hate, and so that eliminates so many

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<v Speaker 2>names for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yes, all and that that that's the same way

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<v Speaker 3>it is with naming babies. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean with babies it's even more difficult because

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<v Speaker 2>you only really have human names to pick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's true. You can't just name them strawberry. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean you can, sure, but also you have to keep

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<v Speaker 3>in mind like what are they going to be made

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<v Speaker 3>fun of for? What are the are the nicknames? Of course? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're limited in that way. And also initials like

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<v Speaker 3>does it spell something awful? So you have to sort

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<v Speaker 3>of think about all that. There's traps everywhere, right.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your middle name?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have one?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting? Yeah, you're too disgusting, you really, I am, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I do not have. My full name is gillad Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I would have assumed Gilbert obviously, No, just gil odd

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<v Speaker 3>g I L dash A D. I have a dash

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<v Speaker 3>on my birthday that I don't. I mean, it's like fine,

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<v Speaker 3>it's fine. It means joy forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>That is I like that. That's cute. What's your middle name? Eric?

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<v Speaker 2>Eric, which is to me a middle name with a

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<v Speaker 2>confusing first name. It's nice to have a middle name

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<v Speaker 2>that most people.

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<v Speaker 3>Can under named after someone.

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<v Speaker 2>A mountain man named Jim Bridger, a mountain many. I

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<v Speaker 2>grew up in Salt Lake City and he was a

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<v Speaker 2>mountain man throughout the mountains. Okay, I think in Salt

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<v Speaker 2>Lake and.

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<v Speaker 3>Your parents had a connection to him or just just

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<v Speaker 3>from living in and where's Eric. That's a great question, huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I should probably get into that with my parents, But

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was just a name they like

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<v Speaker 2>the sound of which to me, I think is an

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<v Speaker 2>odd pick for a middle name. I feel like, should

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<v Speaker 2>you want to pick like something sent the very strange?

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<v Speaker 2>They kind of did it backwards with me, right, But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad they gave me that because at restaurants, you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're not I can just be Eric.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, you know you're not going by.

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<v Speaker 2>Not expelling my name all the time to everybody. I

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<v Speaker 2>like that, but often I'll say Eric to people, and

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<v Speaker 2>when they mishear that, I give up and just say,

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<v Speaker 2>well whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>H And if they also that's part of the reason

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<v Speaker 3>why I cut to just Gill. Of course, I was

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<v Speaker 3>just like, I can't anymore. I'm fucking done.

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<v Speaker 2>There are very few situations where, like you, the investment

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<v Speaker 2>is enough to be like, okay, this is how my

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<v Speaker 2>name is spelled. You need to know what it's like

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<v Speaker 2>your passport and your driver's like exactly, and maybe your

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<v Speaker 2>spouse should know yea.

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<v Speaker 3>But outside of that, well, my child now uses it.

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<v Speaker 3>My older child in a derogatory way. My name. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>that just says it in like he key lot. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like it's like a curse or something. And I actually,

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<v Speaker 3>because I am sort of self conscious about it slightly,

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<v Speaker 3>it feels insulting, of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course, and she'll probably continue to wep. Yeah, she grows

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<v Speaker 2>to absolutely and so she should. I'm proud of her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm proud of her for doing so. When did she

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<v Speaker 2>learn your whole name?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>When she was like four or something? Okay, yeah, or four?

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<v Speaker 2>And was there a period when you had to be like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't do me gil, don't call me gilla.

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<v Speaker 3>There are yeah, sometimes where she's trying to be disrespectful

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<v Speaker 3>on purpose, you know, and calling me by my name

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<v Speaker 3>or by my full name, or you know, she likes

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<v Speaker 3>to call me butthole too. She is obsessed. The older

0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:33.560
<v Speaker 3>one now is obsessed with like buttholes, but butt cracks

0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:38.040
<v Speaker 3>of course, like hairy crack, all the type of like

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<v Speaker 3>cracks you can have.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like she learned that at home or

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<v Speaker 2>at school?

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<v Speaker 3>The obsession with butts probably home, okay, sure, And I

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<v Speaker 3>think but I think, like, yeah, reinforced at school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's terrible kids there's terrible. You can't you really

0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:58.159
<v Speaker 2>can't choose who your kids get to commune at school,

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<v Speaker 2>and they need some real tough type.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like there's real gross hose out there with like

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<v Speaker 3>awful parents who are just you see it like trickle

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<v Speaker 3>down to your own kid and it's a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess kind of good that some level of

0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:14.800
<v Speaker 2>their life is not in your control. They bring things home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they bring the Yeah, they bring diseases home. They

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<v Speaker 3>bring uh, they so much weird food. Like I traded,

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<v Speaker 3>I traded my my carrots for this like fucking weird

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:31.479
<v Speaker 3>you know, like version of a twinkie that it's like

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<v Speaker 3>it's you. Yeah, they're just like eating you have no

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<v Speaker 3>control and it's just they come back with like weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Did your parents pack you lunch for school?

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<v Speaker 3>They did?

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<v Speaker 2>And was it stuff you wanted to eat? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was the same shit every day. It was

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<v Speaker 3>a granola bar and it was like a sandwich with

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<v Speaker 3>cream cheese on it. Sometimes it had pickles. It was

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<v Speaker 3>just it was gross. What about you did you.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom packed lunch and it was a similar thing

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<v Speaker 2>where I think it was like an apple, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 2>some type of cookies. Which were rotating yel fudge, choreo chips,

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<v Speaker 2>a hooy that sounds great. Those were the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>that basically got eaten.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then a sandwich which my mom would put butter

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<v Speaker 2>on no matter what the contents. Oh no, God bless,

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<v Speaker 2>but it would be like a peanut butter sandwich. Ad

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<v Speaker 2>But I think in an attempt to be like, I

0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:22.359
<v Speaker 2>need to get some weight on these kids, but my

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:24.800
<v Speaker 2>thin children. But the paradox was I was eating none

0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:26.359
<v Speaker 2>of it because this is.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, this has butter on this. But did you have

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<v Speaker 3>you seen those like videos online of that like father

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<v Speaker 3>who will He's like he has like a really like

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<v Speaker 3>soft voice.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's like, I'm packing my children lunch today. Today

0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:44.120
<v Speaker 5>it's you know steak over, you know, steakover rice, charred broccolini,

0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:47.879
<v Speaker 5>and it's like sliced octopus. Like sometimes he puts like

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<v Speaker 5>baby octopus on there. It really is, Uh, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know if it's true or not.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't have kids. He probably does not have kids.

0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:59.880
<v Speaker 3>It's like also those people who have they pack lunches

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:02.400
<v Speaker 3>or not pack lunches. They make lunches for their dog

0:23:02.480 --> 0:23:04.840
<v Speaker 3>and it looks like give me five star. It looks

0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:07.919
<v Speaker 3>like a Michelin Star dinner but with like rabbit heads

0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:11.080
<v Speaker 3>and I don't know who it's four or what's It's

0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:13.880
<v Speaker 3>like so confusing to me and upsetting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just don't believe any of that's actually happened. Actually,

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 2>it's very easy to put yourself on video doing whatever

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:21.520
<v Speaker 2>you want. Yeah, put a GoPro in the lunch bag

0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:22.919
<v Speaker 2>and let me go to school with the kid and

0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:24.040
<v Speaker 2>see them eat that lunch.

0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:26.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Otherwise I know it's I guess part of it's

0:23:26.680 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 3>just to make me angry, right, Oh yeah, it's like yeah, ye,

0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:32.520
<v Speaker 3>pure rage bait, Like, look what I'm doing for my

0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:36.200
<v Speaker 3>child that you cannot possibly do. There is no way,

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:39.199
<v Speaker 3>there's no way. It's insane. You have to wake up

0:23:39.240 --> 0:23:40.880
<v Speaker 3>at like four in the fucking.

0:23:40.560 --> 0:23:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Morning, right yeah, and you're doing it on camera.

0:23:43.560 --> 0:23:45.480
<v Speaker 3>And you're doing it on camera. It's awful.

0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:49.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't, uh yeah, I think that until I

0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:50.919
<v Speaker 2>got to middle school. I'm unpacked me lunches, and then

0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:53.639
<v Speaker 2>she started sending I think like two dollars to buy

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:56.200
<v Speaker 2>lunch at school, which I then would only use part

0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:58.760
<v Speaker 2>of to buy cookies and then save the rest of

0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 2>my video games. I was just out of control. I

0:24:01.840 --> 0:24:04.119
<v Speaker 2>think it probably is why I'm so short.

0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:06.480
<v Speaker 3>I probably like that, that's why you think you're sure

0:24:06.840 --> 0:24:11.360
<v Speaker 3>malnutrition self impose. That's so funny for me, it's definitely

0:24:11.440 --> 0:24:14.639
<v Speaker 3>jeans is why I'm short. But my daughter will go

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:17.320
<v Speaker 3>to school and there's like a snack, so she'll eat.

0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:20.399
<v Speaker 3>She'll be like, I'll be like, you cannot eat snack today,

0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:23.640
<v Speaker 3>don't fucking do it, and she will go and eat.

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:27.200
<v Speaker 3>They have like fruit bars covered in like drizzled chocolate,

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:29.679
<v Speaker 3>and she will eat it. And then she'll be like,

0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:34.960
<v Speaker 3>and any lunch today, I'm like, so annoying. Why do

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:35.800
<v Speaker 3>they have the snack?

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Why did they have that trap?

0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:40.200
<v Speaker 3>They offer snack or recess, and you get one or

0:24:40.240 --> 0:24:42.000
<v Speaker 3>the other, get one or the other. And so she

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:45.080
<v Speaker 3>chooses snack every fucking time so she doesn't have to

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:47.560
<v Speaker 3>eat the shitty lunch that I pack her.

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 2>The psychological game the school is playing with the children, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Chrie it is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very odd.

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:57.400
<v Speaker 3>Would you like pleasure or exercise? Yeah, exactly, Wow, that's

0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:58.639
<v Speaker 3>very odd. No, we didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>We weren't allowed to eat during school. I think in

0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 2>fifth grade our teacher would give us one saltine, but

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.600
<v Speaker 2>no gum or anything that's like prison food, but like

0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:10.119
<v Speaker 2>you're so hungry in the middle of the day. Yeah, incredible.

0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's true. And I actually will say that

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:16.399
<v Speaker 3>for salty I'm sorry, I would say that giving saltines

0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:20.920
<v Speaker 3>out and only saltines is prison like. But saltines are incredible.

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 2>They really are an underrated they are. There's something about

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:26.360
<v Speaker 2>eating one saltine and it's just like pure salt.

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:30.160
<v Speaker 3>Pure salt. But I was whenever my grandparents had saltines,

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:33.640
<v Speaker 3>I was right. Let me steal that. Let me get

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:35.720
<v Speaker 3>your wheat thin, let me take your a bully, your

0:25:35.760 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 3>total Like for some reason, their food seems appetizing to me.

0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you had that stuff at home, I don't

0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 2>think you would ever go for it. No, but like

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:45.919
<v Speaker 2>for as a forbidden foods ex. Saltine, Yeah, give me

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:46.360
<v Speaker 2>one of these.

0:25:46.440 --> 0:25:48.879
<v Speaker 3>Give me one of those right now. Let me feel

0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:51.400
<v Speaker 3>like I'm in a bunker for a minute. Let me.

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:55.159
<v Speaker 2>There are certain categories of food where like if I

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<v Speaker 2>can kind of uh frame them as a certain type

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<v Speaker 2>of thing, Like for example, if I'm eating McDonald's for

0:26:01.040 --> 0:26:03.080
<v Speaker 2>whatever reason, if I'm like, huh, if I were on

0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 2>like a space station, oka and this is the like

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:09.400
<v Speaker 2>in the future. This is like Jetson's food. It's good,

0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>maybe not compared to regular hamburger or anything else. Like

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:16.680
<v Speaker 2>an example, I mean that mcdonalcdonald's. Yeah, like I'm at McDonald's.

0:26:16.720 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not at McDonald's.

0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm at a McDonald's right now, like you paint a picture.

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:28.679
<v Speaker 2>No, but like a cheeseburger barely resembles to me a

0:26:28.720 --> 0:26:31.480
<v Speaker 2>real cheeseburger. Correct, So it's almost like I guess like

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:34.480
<v Speaker 2>in remember in the second Back to the Future movie

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.400
<v Speaker 2>where they have the pizza that turns into a big pizza.

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, like you put it in like one of those

0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 3>toaster microwave.

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:43.480
<v Speaker 2>If I can just contextualize it as a future food, huh,

0:26:43.800 --> 0:26:46.439
<v Speaker 2>then you can eat it. It's like a cheeseburger flavored food.

0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 3>So you're imagining when you eat like a McDonald's. My

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 3>glasses are fogging, by the way, I'm always it's sweating

0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:56.000
<v Speaker 3>and short hot in here. So when you eat a cheeseburger,

0:26:56.080 --> 0:27:00.199
<v Speaker 3>you're imagining you're like in like a Kubrick movie, like

0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:03.440
<v Speaker 3>in the future, like you're bright light. Then suddenly it's

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:07.439
<v Speaker 3>tasty for you. It's or it's tolerable. It's tolerable.

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:10.199
<v Speaker 2>It's better than what it is. Okay, but only with

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 2>a McDonald's cheese. With only a McDonald I'm making a

0:27:12.640 --> 0:27:15.320
<v Speaker 2>cheeseburger from a restaurant that cares. Okay, I don't have

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:16.920
<v Speaker 2>to give it any fish.

0:27:17.080 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Don't like you don't like the taste of McDonald's. You're

0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:21.560
<v Speaker 3>just like it's McDonald's.

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:25.159
<v Speaker 2>It's another category. It's a food stuff, gotcha, instead of

0:27:25.160 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 2>a food I could see.

0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:28.159
<v Speaker 3>I guess it would make it more fun.

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it makes it more fun. I think

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 2>it makes it less depressed.

0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:34.159
<v Speaker 3>Right, It's like cutting a sandwich into fours.

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Or something, or even now it's cute.

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Now I can eat it. It's a cute sandwich. Or

0:27:39.880 --> 0:27:43.159
<v Speaker 3>diagonally it's like, whoa, you have to dress it up exactly.

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Let me put an olive in a toothpick on top

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:47.919
<v Speaker 3>of my sandwich, and now it's I can eat it.

0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 2>One of the great wastes of food is putting an

0:27:50.080 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 2>olive on what That makes no sense?

0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 3>That's right, we should be eating the toothpick.

0:27:56.920 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Throw away the olive, toothck. I love the well there's

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:04.480
<v Speaker 2>something else that I kind of you know, occasionally on

0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:07.520
<v Speaker 2>this podcast. Have to like think of another reframe in

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 2>my mind, so I don't freak out. I was excited

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 2>to have you here today. I already said I was

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.960
<v Speaker 2>looking forward to having you here the podcast.

0:28:17.320 --> 0:28:19.720
<v Speaker 3>Is it too early to say I love you?

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I could get there maybe by the

0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:24.880
<v Speaker 2>end of the podcast.

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:27.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe if I dress you up with an olive, I

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 3>can get there.

0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but by then you're gonna be asking me to

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>move in. Yes, now you're moving too fast. Uh, But

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, I was looking forward to having you here

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>the podcast. Though it's called I said no gift.

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Correct.

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you received an email or several

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:46.400
<v Speaker 2>phone calls from producer on a lease. They're known to

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 2>kind of harass by.

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:50.400
<v Speaker 3>The man knocked on my door and said you better

0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:51.200
<v Speaker 3>bring some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little surprised when you walked in holding

0:28:57.520 --> 0:29:01.280
<v Speaker 2>an enormous gift. I'll just say you walked in it

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 2>in a way that I had to offer help.

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, that's true.

0:29:04.480 --> 0:29:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Uh, and I believe it does, say to Bridger's So

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 2>I assume this is a gift for me, that's correct?

0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, should I open it here on the podcast? I

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:17.280
<v Speaker 3>mean it's for you. Okay, I feel I love that

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 3>you're acting like this is not something that you really

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 3>really want. Wait, is this like a thing that you

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 3>do on I don't know. It feels like you're trying

0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 3>to excuse your baby. Absolutely not.

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 2>It feels like you're trying to back away from a

0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 2>mistake you made.

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 3>No, I did not make I did not make a mistake.

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 3>This this is a huge gift for you that I

0:29:36.080 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 3>was required to bring. Bye who by who? The security

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 3>guard at the front of the studio would not let

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 3>me in if I didn't come. They I was forced.

0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 3>A guy came to my house dressed as an at

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 3>and t.

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 2>He was holding a gun.

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 3>He was holding a gun. He did choke me out,

0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.280
<v Speaker 3>and so I had to bring this gift. So, yeah,

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 3>I was forced to bring something large.

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I'll open it here. I mean, I will

0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:07.120
<v Speaker 2>say it's enormous, so let me grab it. I might

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:08.280
<v Speaker 2>have to, yeah, his headphones off?

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, I will should I do a voiceover

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 3>and narrate? Okay, So Bridger is lifting this gift? It

0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 3>is I can now barely be uh seen over it.

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.959
<v Speaker 2>It's enormous for anyone watching. You're not gonna be able

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 2>to see me for a few minutes. I'm completely blocked

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 2>out by the gift where they get blocked out.

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:37.120
<v Speaker 3>By, which seems, by the way, very nice, I will say,

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:42.480
<v Speaker 3>nicely wrapped, beautifully, beautifully wrapped, and very important, like there's

0:30:42.480 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 3>something extremely important inside there.

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 2>It has two different bows on it. So let's let's

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of.

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 3>On camera here, Yeah, let's get in there. Okay, now

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 3>we're opening, getting the ribbon off. We're just and have

0:30:57.760 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 3>fun with it, you know what I mean. I mean,

0:30:59.440 --> 0:31:04.080
<v Speaker 3>this seems like it's not every day you get such Okay,

0:31:04.840 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the rap rapping. It looks like it

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 3>was wrapped. I don't know why. It looks like it

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.280
<v Speaker 3>was wrapped in a in a in a home for

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 3>the age. It looks like these by the uniform. I

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 3>hope there's not a bomb in there. Wink wink. I

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 3>hope we're not gonna die today like the families on

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:32.600
<v Speaker 3>uh the little House on the prairie. Okay, we're still opening.

0:31:34.440 --> 0:31:37.480
<v Speaker 3>It's an okay that I'm open, absolutely tear at it.

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 3>It only took me years to get to do it

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:44.400
<v Speaker 3>this beautifully. Do you want to help? Sure? No? You

0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 3>know what? No, actually I want to kind of watch.

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 3>I want it to be work, and that was part

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:55.920
<v Speaker 3>of the plan. Okay, we're getting closer. We're getting close,

0:31:56.200 --> 0:32:00.000
<v Speaker 3>all right, I like this. What's in there?

0:32:00.160 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Another there's another a wrapped item.

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 3>No, no way, no, it's one of these. Okay, all right, okay,

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 3>all right, we've made it smaller.

0:32:13.800 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Listener, I've now pulled out a thing now in full

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 2>wrapping paper. It was in a big brown box and

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:20.920
<v Speaker 2>now it's in some two different types of wrapping paper.

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 3>And it's more of a round object. It's more of

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 3>a round object. Yeah, it almost looks like an ottoman,

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:32.400
<v Speaker 3>a wrapped ottoman, beautifully wrapped. Might I add once again, someone,

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 3>someone from some sort of department store, must have done this.

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 3>This is a stroke. This is this is an elf.

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 3>This is an Elves doing you went to Okay, all right,

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:46.520
<v Speaker 3>the wrapping taper is coming on.

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Another layer off, and now we're too like a plastic

0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 2>there's a bin, a bin with tape and another big

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 2>piece of like poster or the tag.

0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:58.120
<v Speaker 3>On the top here and now we're going at looks

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 3>like there's packing tape here. Someone really cared about what

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 3>they were doing. It looks like and we will get

0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 3>to the bottom of it. Yeah, we've got to find

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 3>out what is a very important the longest un hasn't

0:33:11.760 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 3>been Okay, I'm breaking records left and right here. Okay,

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 3>we're getting I hear a little giggle coming from Now

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 3>we're getting in. I'm getting I'm getting in. You look

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 3>at the next thing. By the way. Bridgard's arms are

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 3>cut and slashed. He's got blood running down his eyes.

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 3>He's tried, what are we seeing here? Oh? This is weird.

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 3>What's this?

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 2>There's another wrapped gift inside a giant plastic bucket, So

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 2>we'll take this.

0:33:48.560 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 3>We'll take that out. Looks like a almost like a

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 3>Russian doll. Yes, no, this is a beautifully bread. That's beautifully.

0:33:55.560 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 3>This sounds really beautiful. It's like a almost.

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Like a treasure box, a chat in another wrapping paper

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 2>with a gold bow.

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 3>There's got to be like the balloons in here. Something

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 3>obviously treasure.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, pulling this apart, now, this one's really okay.

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 2>Now the next thing is really beautiful. So this must

0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 2>be the gal.

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it must be. I think we're here.

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So now we're getting to the next layer, which

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 2>is now all posts.

0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 3>By the way you're if you're listening to this on

0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 3>your you know your phone, you have not mistakenly rewound it.

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:36.239
<v Speaker 3>This is still the gift being opened.

0:34:37.640 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're now to a again a treasure chest or

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 2>like a wagon train stock shaped box, which is made

0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 2>out of more cardboard and tape.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 3>We're very very close. I feel it must be to this,

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 3>to the gift.

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 2>Now we're getting in here.

0:34:56.480 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, this is what I this is

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 3>what I think heaven feels like to me, someone suffering

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 3>through my horrendous bit.

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, we're like a wood a wooden crate.

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 3>What do we what do we see? Inside?

0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Inside the wooden crate is a gift bag, So let's.

0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:26.280
<v Speaker 3>Pull this out. Okay, we've pulled out the gift bag.

0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 3>All right, this has gotta be all right. Now, this

0:35:29.040 --> 0:35:31.960
<v Speaker 3>is a gift bag that's kind of a wavy blue

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 3>and green. Very cute. Yeah, very cute. Obviously very expensive.

0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:39.400
<v Speaker 3>So we'll open it up. But I'm sure whatever's in

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 3>here it's the gift. Absolutely the gift. Okay, what have

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:45.839
<v Speaker 3>we got here? We've got the gift and it is.

0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:49.840
<v Speaker 2>There's another nft in here. Now, this is a gift

0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:52.960
<v Speaker 2>it's a smaller box. It's a kind of round.

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:55.600
<v Speaker 3>Top, a little bit less of a treasure chest, more

0:35:55.640 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 3>of a well, how would you describe this is probably

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 3>like a it's a swollen box, a swollen box with

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 3>a star wrapping paper. It's a box that got stung

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:10.200
<v Speaker 3>by a bee, is what happened, but with a night.

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:14.359
<v Speaker 2>Sky scape and a purple bow. Okay, so let's I'm

0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:15.800
<v Speaker 2>sure the gift is under here.

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:19.920
<v Speaker 3>So let's open this all right, and we're here. We

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:20.760
<v Speaker 3>are here.

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm standing in maybe a foot of garbage.

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 3>Which is part of the gift.

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I can finally sit down. Oh nice, so I can.

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:36.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm now back to the mic completely. I've been standing

0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:37.880
<v Speaker 2>this whole time. So now we're to like a little

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 2>white box, very cute again, well wrapped, a more tape,

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 2>well wrapped, probably more tape.

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 3>This is the most taped layer we've felt. Yeah, you

0:36:46.160 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 3>can tell just from the wrapping that a lunatic did

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:49.279
<v Speaker 3>not wrap.

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a normal part.

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 3>This is a normal person. Yes, this is what it

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:58.560
<v Speaker 3>felt like for Ted, like Christmas at Ted Kaczinski's house.

0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:00.640
<v Speaker 3>By the way.

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now the tape on here. This is again the

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 2>most tape layer. So I'm sure whatever's beneath this layer

0:37:06.040 --> 0:37:07.360
<v Speaker 2>is what gilbro.

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.719
<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, so we'll open it where we go tough.

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:14.759
<v Speaker 3>This is the hardest layer yet. Okay.

0:37:14.840 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 2>So we're getting into it and it's I.

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Believe there's no packing tape below this one.

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 2>So there may be no This is the Yeah, this

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.280
<v Speaker 2>could have been shipped across the country.

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Roger is using his teeth. He's biting it and might

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:31.319
<v Speaker 3>I add you can't see it, but he's swallowing some

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 3>of the tape. He's he needs to open this gift. Okay.

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 2>So now we have a plastic bin kind of like

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 2>a tupperware bin, and within this uh is actually a gift.

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 3>So I'll pull this prize surprise.

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:48.720
<v Speaker 2>And now this is again this is like a treasure

0:37:48.760 --> 0:37:50.720
<v Speaker 2>box that they would have at the dentist office.

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.879
<v Speaker 3>That's that's where you get your prize. But it's wrap

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 3>that's right. This is a construction guy's lunchbox, right, A

0:37:57.000 --> 0:38:00.759
<v Speaker 3>big bea yes, fall down if you make fun of

0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 3>your wife, that kind of thing.

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So this is a like a Dalmatian wrapping paper

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:08.320
<v Speaker 2>of the Dalmatians on skateboard and uh with a.

0:38:08.160 --> 0:38:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Bow, another beautiful buzz we'll put that opening.

0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see what's in here.

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me too, what's very exciting.

0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:19.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so interesting. So now there's another wrap. Now this

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:23.560
<v Speaker 2>is just you know, your white poster board girl with

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:27.160
<v Speaker 2>a scotch tape. That's just easier on the hands and arms.

0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.240
<v Speaker 2>And I won't have to do my teeth this time.

0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:32.800
<v Speaker 2>We're opening. We're opening, which.

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 3>Is disappointing a little bit. Yeah, I would rather you

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:36.799
<v Speaker 3>do it with your teeth.

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 2>But my jaws are so tired. Okay, so we've gotten

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and I've got some tape on my hand. We'll just

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:43.720
<v Speaker 2>slowly pull.

0:38:43.960 --> 0:38:45.800
<v Speaker 3>You can hear that. Yeah, good sound effects.

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:49.439
<v Speaker 2>Now we've got a little cute, cute little plastic bin

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:55.719
<v Speaker 2>which uh uh clear see through and it's holding uh interestingly,

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 2>a gift.

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.360
<v Speaker 3>A little little gift. It's a bag.

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:01.880
<v Speaker 2>It's a bag with all sorts of fun.

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 3>Snatch and that I got in an adult store. This

0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 3>was adults only. Yeah, that's right. There was a parting

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 3>gift at a strip club.

0:39:14.360 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 2>It's got hot dogs and ice cream cones with faces

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.399
<v Speaker 2>and one has googly eyes, actual googly eyes. I guess

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:22.359
<v Speaker 2>they couldn't afford all googly eyes.

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:23.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't even notice that.

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 2>So that's a special little treat. But let's see, let's

0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:27.120
<v Speaker 2>see what let me see what gift is.

0:39:27.400 --> 0:39:29.239
<v Speaker 3>Let's see it, because this is it. It can't get

0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:32.120
<v Speaker 3>any smaller than this. And we've got what do we have?

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:37.680
<v Speaker 3>So we have a gift. Oh my gosh, it's almost

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 3>like we're going nuts, folks. I'm gonna this is very

0:39:44.760 --> 0:39:47.719
<v Speaker 3>This is the Greek, this is always.

0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 2>That's life is. You're just constantly opening a gift that.

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Never never, yeah, pans out. But I will say I

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:57.839
<v Speaker 3>really do hope it pays off for the for the

0:39:57.880 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 3>person who made this. I hope it pays off once

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 3>we get to Now look.

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:05.520
<v Speaker 2>At that little gift, it's like a it's a we're

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:08.719
<v Speaker 2>now half a shoebox size, that's right, with the most

0:40:08.840 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 2>darling flower wrapping paper.

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes I would.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:17.359
<v Speaker 2>So now we're opening this, we're unwrapping.

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 2>If people are listening to this at a loud volume

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:25.400
<v Speaker 2>on their car speakers, the speakers are destroyed, destroyed, that's right, absolutely, Okay,

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Now we're getting to this is the most novel box.

0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this one.

0:40:29.040 --> 0:40:30.080
<v Speaker 2>We haven't seen a box like.

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 3>This, no It's almost like a bent out of shape

0:40:33.200 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 3>to go box for a restaurant. Almost call it a

0:40:35.800 --> 0:40:38.480
<v Speaker 3>stupid box. It looks very stupid.

0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what this would actually hold. Medical supplies,

0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:43.920
<v Speaker 2>It don't like.

0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:47.880
<v Speaker 3>It looks like it is a like a little container

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.719
<v Speaker 3>for pens, like two of them taped together. That's what

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 3>it looks like. I don't know if that's true.

0:40:53.680 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 2>That would be an interesting guest, but I was thinking

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:56.239
<v Speaker 2>the same.

0:40:56.560 --> 0:41:00.399
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I lied about the package, the pack tape.

0:41:00.520 --> 0:41:04.440
<v Speaker 3>It's back. It's back and harder than ever. Okay, all right,

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 3>here we go and we open this. It does look

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 3>a little styrofoam. It almost looks like the package in

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:11.400
<v Speaker 3>for the mcdelt.

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mcdelt, or like a kidney kidneys for a kidney.

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh oh, and now talk about cute. We're getting

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 3>cuter folks now.

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:24.239
<v Speaker 2>The box is probably the size of uh yeah, like

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:27.359
<v Speaker 2>a mcdelt. I would say, okay, no, this is a McNuggets.

0:41:27.440 --> 0:41:29.239
<v Speaker 3>This is a McNuggets. This is a six by the way,

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 3>everything else we will refer to it as a McDonald's.

0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Because this is the they said we'll pay start paying

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:36.839
<v Speaker 2>for the episode at forty minutes.

0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, uh huh.

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 2>And so now this.

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:40.960
<v Speaker 3>We're in the future. By the way, this is the future.

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:44.200
<v Speaker 3>Everything is McDonald's. Like now this, this is this is

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:45.839
<v Speaker 3>the gift. By the way, I have to say, this

0:41:46.040 --> 0:41:49.279
<v Speaker 3>is it. We have reached the gift, and I believe you.

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:55.840
<v Speaker 2>It's a pink wrapping paper with strawberries and flowers and popsicles.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Very cute with a bow. I've never seen. This is

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:01.280
<v Speaker 2>like a four yeah, very flower, swush flower.

0:42:01.520 --> 0:42:02.320
<v Speaker 3>Pull that off.

0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 2>Now we're unwrapping this gift. And what we got here, oh,

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:14.160
<v Speaker 2>inside is another wrapped and now this is probably the

0:42:14.200 --> 0:42:16.520
<v Speaker 2>size of a I would say this is like a

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 2>small McDonald's fries, that's right, a little mess fries on

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:21.799
<v Speaker 2>the market.

0:42:21.440 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 3>That's right. You could also like you would also put

0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 3>like maybe six Wendy's nuggets in. Okay, but that again,

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 3>Wendy says, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's McDonald's.

0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:37.879
<v Speaker 2>It's this could be filled with the McDonald's yogurt. Okay,

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:41.000
<v Speaker 2>if they're still selling yogurt. I always buy yogurt at

0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I think people only go to McDonald's for yogurt.

0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's there. Over a billions, over a billion sold

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:48.080
<v Speaker 3>yogurt yogurts.

0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so now we're opening this and we're pulling this

0:42:51.080 --> 0:42:51.800
<v Speaker 2>white package.

0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 3>Oke, let's see what we got in here. Okay.

0:42:54.560 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 2>So now now what I've found, and I believe this

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:00.400
<v Speaker 2>has to still continue to be open, but it is

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 2>now the package is a dog food a Caesar Is

0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 2>it weird? Is Caesar the dog trainer guy?

0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Is this dog? I couldn't tell you?

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:10.320
<v Speaker 2>Or is it a competing season?

0:43:10.400 --> 0:43:12.440
<v Speaker 3>It might be the name of the dog. It might

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 3>be this white dog here. Yeah, but it's overcalling him

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Caesar for a long time.

0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 2>That was so many years and meetings and but it's

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 2>made with real beef and filats and gravy.

0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 3>But it is.

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 2>It looks like it needs to be open because it

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:29.240
<v Speaker 2>still takes weird and it does smell like dog food.

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 3>No, it must have been washed.

0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 2>So let's repeatedly open.

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:33.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 2>So now we've opened this and for the viewer, for

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:39.440
<v Speaker 2>the listener, we're showing this little dog food thing. I've opened,

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 2>uh to find interestingly, a small gift whoa which is

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 2>now the size of a fifty cent piece, which can

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:50.759
<v Speaker 2>buy you maybe half a ninety nine cent drink of

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:53.839
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's if they're on sale, right, that's a rare thing.

0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:56.720
<v Speaker 3>You find it almost like it looks like the size

0:43:56.760 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 3>of a water bottle cap that you might get an McDonald.

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Or a very large contact for somebody with a huge eye,

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:04.080
<v Speaker 2>a very.

0:44:04.000 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 3>That's so funny that you say that, and you'll find

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:10.280
<v Speaker 3>out why in a second. Okay, so we're also funny.

0:44:10.320 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 3>This is almost like we're telepathic at this point. And

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 3>now I will hand't even believe you just said that.

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:21.799
<v Speaker 3>That's absolutely wild. Do you have a camera in a

0:44:21.840 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Teddy Bear in my house? I don't understand.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, i'll remind you a few weeks ago, you've got

0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:28.920
<v Speaker 2>a delivery, a large box.

0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 3>That's right. An AT and T serviceman came and gave

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 3>me a delivery, said keep this in the corner of

0:44:36.000 --> 0:44:36.439
<v Speaker 3>your house.

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, all right, And now I'll point out

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:41.360
<v Speaker 2>something else I've noticed here is the hair got attached

0:44:41.400 --> 0:44:41.960
<v Speaker 2>to the tape.

0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:44.399
<v Speaker 3>On this one. If you go back and look at

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 3>the tape, there is a wig of hair here. You

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:49.879
<v Speaker 3>can make a fucking wig of hair.

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:52.239
<v Speaker 2>You can't wrap a gift without a piece of hair, gning.

0:44:52.280 --> 0:44:55.320
<v Speaker 3>No, absolutely no, Actually, you gotta put one in for

0:44:55.400 --> 0:44:55.759
<v Speaker 3>good luck.

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, for good luck. Okay, So we're opening and this

0:44:57.800 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 2>is a polka dot wrapped and again professionally wrapped this

0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 2>and now.

0:45:02.520 --> 0:45:08.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, how interesting, how interesting? I actually psychic unbelievable.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 3>It is the.

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Half of a contact lens holder.

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:14.839
<v Speaker 2>And I've never seen one in this color you have,

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I always see it in a green.

0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:18.799
<v Speaker 3>Where Okay, I chose the purple. I was like, I

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:21.359
<v Speaker 3>love this one the most. Yeah, this is really nice. Surprisingly,

0:45:21.480 --> 0:45:23.919
<v Speaker 3>they cut in half very easily. Yeah, I've never seen

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:27.240
<v Speaker 3>one cut in half. No, you don't because people usually

0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:29.839
<v Speaker 3>have two eyes, you'll have the two contacts. Yep.

0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:32.240
<v Speaker 2>But this is a mono contact.

0:45:32.360 --> 0:45:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Yes. Now it's getting small. I don't know how many

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:39.359
<v Speaker 3>we're going to fit in here. What do we gotten there?

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Now, this is the first thing that is not dry

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:45.280
<v Speaker 2>which through this process that I've opened, and it looks

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 2>like a raspberry.

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 3>You'd be right, that is a raspberry. It's a true

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:51.920
<v Speaker 3>real resb. Now I have to ask you a question.

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Right, they're not sold a McDonald's.

0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 3>They're not sold at McDonald's, no fruit allowed. I have

0:45:57.080 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 3>to ask you a question. What do you know about

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:04.759
<v Speaker 3>the properties of a raspberry? What do you know can

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 3>you name a few properties of a raspberry?

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 2>I would say a proper raspberry is hollow.

0:46:09.960 --> 0:46:14.400
<v Speaker 3>That you could fit a what in there?

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, whatever your imagination comes.

0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 3>A gift, my friend, a gift.

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna pull out this raspberry from a contact lens.

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:28.399
<v Speaker 3>Nature's pocket, Nature's rapping, right, what do we got?

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I eat the raspberry as I'm opening it.

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:34.040
<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't know you want to get sick.

0:46:34.160 --> 0:46:35.720
<v Speaker 2>So I've opened a raspberry.

0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:39.319
<v Speaker 2>Put that back in the lens contact lens holder, and

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:42.240
<v Speaker 2>I found what appears to be a raisin.

0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:49.839
<v Speaker 3>That's correct. Your gift is per absolutely, maybe back maybe

0:46:49.880 --> 0:46:53.920
<v Speaker 3>a seed, maybe a tiny uh, you.

0:46:53.920 --> 0:46:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Can't as well. We've gotten this far. My hands are wet,

0:46:57.360 --> 0:46:57.719
<v Speaker 2>all right.

0:46:57.800 --> 0:47:00.239
<v Speaker 3>This is what I wanted to do. Make you look

0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:04.799
<v Speaker 3>like a psychopath because he's opening a raisin right now.

0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:09.359
<v Speaker 2>It's a raspberry soaks raisin, that's right. And I think

0:47:09.400 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 2>that's the end of it.

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 3>That's it. This is kind of the center of the universe.

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:15.879
<v Speaker 3>It is this might be this is like the center

0:47:15.920 --> 0:47:18.759
<v Speaker 3>of the units. It's like, you know, the universe on

0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:21.120
<v Speaker 3>a turtle's back. It's where right? This is it?

0:47:21.160 --> 0:47:22.719
<v Speaker 2>And who's really to say where the center of the

0:47:22.800 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 2>universe is.

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:25.879
<v Speaker 3>It's right here. It could be this, Yeah, it could

0:47:25.880 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 3>be this, it could be city walk, it could be

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 3>Mario Lopez, could be Mario Lopez would be that's his goal.

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 2>It made it the center of Okay, I need to

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:36.920
<v Speaker 2>buy something to wipe my hands with, so I and

0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 2>unfortunately I.

0:47:37.520 --> 0:47:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Don't have much paper from here, so I'll have.

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:41.800
<v Speaker 2>To look around the ground.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh, here's some, here's some. I'll just use this as

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.760
<v Speaker 3>a napkin. Have you ever gotten a raisin before?

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 2>In my Life's actually like the last nine episodes, which

0:47:52.120 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 2>just a shame because it's you know, you get tired,

0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:57.040
<v Speaker 2>you do.

0:47:57.320 --> 0:48:00.640
<v Speaker 3>And it's so funny. We were talking about old people

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:06.400
<v Speaker 3>food and along comes the sweet raisin, the gentle raisin.

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Kind of the basis of every senior's diet, that's right foundation.

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:13.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's not too sweet.

0:48:13.880 --> 0:48:15.240
<v Speaker 2>It's it's a little snack.

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 3>It's a little little treat, gives you a little pick

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 3>me up during the day.

0:48:20.040 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Not too hard to choose through, but not too soft

0:48:22.000 --> 0:48:22.799
<v Speaker 2>to make you feel old.

0:48:22.920 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. Children like it, and old people.

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:28.439
<v Speaker 2>Children, I will say, out of all people, children love

0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:31.920
<v Speaker 2>raisins the most love raisin. Probably the biggest audience for raisins.

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:33.200
<v Speaker 3>It's children. Children.

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:36.120
<v Speaker 2>You go trick or treating, a child will love a raisin.

0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 3>I was just talking about how fun it is to

0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 3>get raisins in a little box. Okay, you know those

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:46.120
<v Speaker 3>little sun made box. Of course, I mean the little

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:49.120
<v Speaker 3>box is half of the raisin. I mean, like, think

0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:51.280
<v Speaker 3>about like these boxes, that's half the gift.

0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm shocked one of those little boxes didn't come into

0:48:53.360 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 2>play here.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:58.600
<v Speaker 3>That's right, that's right. I fucked up huge. Actually overlook

0:48:58.760 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 3>oversight by, do me a favor. We'll just pause recording.

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:02.560
<v Speaker 3>I will go by.

0:49:02.840 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 2>You're not far from here.

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:05.360
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just run home.

0:49:05.960 --> 0:49:07.560
<v Speaker 2>And if you wouldn't I just doing this all over

0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:09.200
<v Speaker 2>one difference.

0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:12.719
<v Speaker 3>It is though, like exactly like the olive, isn't it

0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:16.279
<v Speaker 3>where Like it makes raisins, It makes you want to

0:49:16.280 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 3>eat like the kids. If I offer my child like

0:49:19.840 --> 0:49:23.360
<v Speaker 3>just straight up loose raisins, right, if I put it

0:49:23.440 --> 0:49:26.720
<v Speaker 3>in a tiny fucking cute box, suddenly it's like, whoa,

0:49:27.080 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 3>look what I got? I got? I got a fun toy.

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>And that's happening at you.

0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it could speak to how like moronic my

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.439
<v Speaker 3>children are. But I think it more speaks to we

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:41.319
<v Speaker 3>love opening little presents.

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:42.879
<v Speaker 2>It's there's nothing more fun.

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I've just opened, did you I would get

0:49:47.000 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 3>like nineteen yeah, something.

0:49:49.000 --> 0:49:51.719
<v Speaker 2>Like byers of yeah, and each one was more fun

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:53.680
<v Speaker 2>than the less. That's right, you know the first one.

0:49:53.680 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 2>If I had just opened and there was just one

0:49:55.160 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 2>thing in there, day I'm already hanging by a thread, right,

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 2>I would have been a mess yep. But then to

0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:05.360
<v Speaker 2>see I have eighteen more things to open, it's like

0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Christmas over and over.

0:50:06.719 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 3>Not work at all. No, that's what you want to do,

0:50:09.440 --> 0:50:11.840
<v Speaker 3>is you want to keep opening gifts.

0:50:12.719 --> 0:50:15.120
<v Speaker 2>You never want to get an object and then you want.

0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 3>It to be a fucking meaningless little raisin. That's what

0:50:18.200 --> 0:50:20.680
<v Speaker 3>you want. You want a huge gift. Do you want

0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:24.920
<v Speaker 3>the anticipation and then the payoff of a raising anticipation

0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:28.080
<v Speaker 3>is better. It is always and the unknown.

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Exactly in a horror movie, once you see the monster,

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:33.880
<v Speaker 2>it's over. Exactly at Christmas, once you open the sweater,

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:34.399
<v Speaker 2>it's over.

0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 3>It's over once you go. Once you're like, oh, let's

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:40.680
<v Speaker 3>go out on New Year's Eve, Let's go to a restaurant.

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Disneyland. Anytime you get there, it's just like, oh,

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.319
<v Speaker 3>now there's people here. Now this is my life, this

0:50:47.400 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>is my life. It's like the excitement is so much better.

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the imagining of what could possibly be here, Yeah,

0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 2>could have never lived up to a.

0:50:57.200 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Raise to a raisin. Well, I'm glad you.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Edible raspberry and ate you did find nature's gift wrap.

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I did, at least as far as the berry category,

0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:12.239
<v Speaker 2>I would say within vegetables, probably a romaane.

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 3>Romane, I mean, strawberries have a little hole in the middle.

0:51:14.680 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Let's not forget that.

0:51:15.760 --> 0:51:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that one always feels wrong.

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 3>It does.

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 2>It feels like you couldn't just fill it up.

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.200
<v Speaker 3>They made a mistake. What is that hole for? What

0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:26.879
<v Speaker 3>is what's people call in or write to the show

0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:31.680
<v Speaker 3>about berries, about berries, things you find in the woods

0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 3>for it. Yeah, you should have people if anyone knows

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:37.960
<v Speaker 3>what that hold of evolutionary like, what's the point of it?

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:41.399
<v Speaker 2>Like what allowed Maybe it allowed the bug to live

0:51:41.440 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 2>in there rather than to eat its way in. So

0:51:44.320 --> 0:51:46.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like, listen, this is a home for you as

0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:48.560
<v Speaker 2>long as you don't mess things up there or is allowed.

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:51.239
<v Speaker 3>Just don't eat any just don't eat anything.

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:53.160
<v Speaker 2>And that allowed them for billions of years to become

0:51:53.200 --> 0:51:54.279
<v Speaker 2>the strawberry we know and loved.

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:57.799
<v Speaker 3>Is the strawberry flour. Strawberry is exclusively a flower, it is.

0:51:58.120 --> 0:52:00.839
<v Speaker 3>And what about a raspberry? A raspberry a nut? It

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 3>is a nut? Uh huh? Yes, wow, So you that

0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:07.880
<v Speaker 3>was an immediate response, so much so that I believe

0:52:07.920 --> 0:52:10.719
<v Speaker 3>that you have this is something you've studied or learned.

0:52:10.719 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's my other podcast. Okay, is it a nut

0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:18.800
<v Speaker 2>over a flower? Okay, cauliflower cauliflowers a meat, Colie nut

0:52:19.080 --> 0:52:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Callie nut is a space rock Okay, Okay, So things

0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:26.439
<v Speaker 2>are and that's another podcast for someone else. Yes, yeah,

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:28.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, leave that out of my show.

0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:28.600
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean I can only do so many things.

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:31.880
<v Speaker 3>I apologize for mixing and matching.

0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And a raisin ultimately is a gift. That's the

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:40.839
<v Speaker 2>category within the whole family tree of the category is gift.

0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:46.759
<v Speaker 2>Raisin is gift. Well, I'm so thrilled. I wonder it

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:48.640
<v Speaker 2>happened with the rest of the raisins you had.

0:52:50.840 --> 0:52:53.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so now I have to be honest with you.

0:52:53.760 --> 0:53:00.080
<v Speaker 3>That raisin I found on the floor, that is a

0:53:00.120 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 3>loose child rug raisin, so I would highly recommend not

0:53:07.080 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 3>eating it. It could have been like weeks old.

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Did you find the raspberry in the back of your car.

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:15.399
<v Speaker 3>The raspberry I took out of the fridge. Raspberry took

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 3>out of the fridge, by the way, I had to

0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:19.320
<v Speaker 3>like search a bunch of different I needed a perfect pocket.

0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:23.279
<v Speaker 3>But that raisin. I was like, I need something, I

0:53:23.320 --> 0:53:25.880
<v Speaker 3>need something. Should it be like I was thinking a crumb?

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I needed something perfect? And then it was just

0:53:30.160 --> 0:53:33.520
<v Speaker 3>like you know, like the guy like a choir saying ah,

0:53:34.200 --> 0:53:36.680
<v Speaker 3>and like the light came down from like a stained

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:39.680
<v Speaker 3>glass window and shined onto this dirty, little shitty raisin

0:53:39.719 --> 0:53:40.240
<v Speaker 3>on the floor.

0:53:40.719 --> 0:53:43.279
<v Speaker 2>This reminds me like the one story I've heard about you,

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I think was from Daniel Libman, okay, and I think

0:53:45.920 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 2>it like the first day that you were working.

0:53:47.480 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Or like very was they were just recently on the show. Yes,

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 3>I loved this too so much.

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:54.359
<v Speaker 2>They were working with you on a show very early on,

0:53:54.480 --> 0:53:56.759
<v Speaker 2>and one of them noticed you had I think a

0:53:57.440 --> 0:54:02.200
<v Speaker 2>vanilla oreo. You had a shark and you were and

0:54:02.320 --> 0:54:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I was coloring, coloring it to look like a regular area.

0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:07.240
<v Speaker 2>So this is where they come together.

0:54:07.440 --> 0:54:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know it does it does? I like doing that?

0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:12.120
<v Speaker 3>I like drawing on food.

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you have ever any memory of that?

0:54:13.760 --> 0:54:16.759
<v Speaker 3>Oreo? I do? I mean you just brought me back

0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:19.359
<v Speaker 3>like nom too. It was on Happy Endings. We worked

0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:21.839
<v Speaker 3>together on a show. Yes, yes, but yeah I was.

0:54:22.160 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 3>I was at first. I started as a writer's assistant

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:28.720
<v Speaker 3>on that show, and I was horrific, like not taking

0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:31.520
<v Speaker 3>didn't care not taking notes, didn't know what I was doing,

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 3>didn't know how to use final draft, like was like

0:54:34.040 --> 0:54:36.359
<v Speaker 3>hired for something specific but didn't And then that's what

0:54:36.360 --> 0:54:39.359
<v Speaker 3>I would do all day. It's like, you know, how

0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:44.520
<v Speaker 3>did you make it? Maybe? Yeah? I was just like,

0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 3>you know, trying.

0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:50.120
<v Speaker 2>To be silly writers as system job is one of

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:52.239
<v Speaker 2>the most stressed shows you can you.

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Can have, and I was terrible at it and yelled

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:58.319
<v Speaker 3>at and then got promoted to a writer after that,

0:54:58.520 --> 0:55:03.240
<v Speaker 3>They're like, you're so bad, we want please you can't.

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:05.440
<v Speaker 3>It was always like did you take notes on that?

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:08.359
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like it was like all that, like Gil,

0:55:08.440 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 3>did you write that down? You get that? Whoo?

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:13.080
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot of that. Did you ever get

0:55:13.080 --> 0:55:13.799
<v Speaker 2>in trouble for it?

0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean trouble I don't know.

0:55:16.920 --> 0:55:18.720
<v Speaker 2>You ever feel like, oh, my job's in danger.

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh No, I didn't care. I think at that point

0:55:22.080 --> 0:55:24.960
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, yeah, I was like for some

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:27.279
<v Speaker 3>reason in my head, I was like, I you know,

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:32.680
<v Speaker 3>you guys need me. I don't need this. It was

0:55:32.920 --> 0:55:37.239
<v Speaker 3>very right turns. It's good to have that attitude when

0:55:37.520 --> 0:55:40.040
<v Speaker 3>in any job, not to be grateful for anything. That's

0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:45.440
<v Speaker 3>what I've learned entry level. Just be the worst possible

0:55:45.480 --> 0:55:48.800
<v Speaker 3>at your job, that's right, and people will be mesmerized

0:55:48.840 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 3>by you. You will work yourself up. It is like

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<v Speaker 3>Forrest Gump or what's that movie being, Being? There Being

0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen Being. Oh, it's great, it's like the

0:55:59.280 --> 0:56:01.280
<v Speaker 3>good Forrest Gump. Oh he's watching?

0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is the He just goes through life and

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:05.439
<v Speaker 2>has interesting things happened to him.

0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 3>Exactly and just like moves through life. I forgot his

0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:11.200
<v Speaker 3>name is like something Chance something. I forgot what his

0:56:11.239 --> 0:56:13.280
<v Speaker 3>name is in the movie, but it's Yeah, Peter Sellers

0:56:13.320 --> 0:56:16.000
<v Speaker 3>is incredible in it. It's good. It's sort of the

0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 3>same premise.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I like the premise falling up kind of right.

0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:22.160
<v Speaker 2>And then there was a sequel to Forrest Gump. Apparently

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:25.520
<v Speaker 2>there was what was it. Apparently Forrest Gump two. No,

0:56:25.640 --> 0:56:26.600
<v Speaker 2>that's true, that's not true.

0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 3>There was a book sequel. Stop the movie is based

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:31.000
<v Speaker 3>on a book. Apparently it is.

0:56:31.360 --> 0:56:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Look and now maybe I'm saying.

0:56:32.640 --> 0:56:34.760
<v Speaker 3>This, Oh my god, no, no, no, I think it sounds

0:56:35.200 --> 0:56:35.879
<v Speaker 3>it sounds right.

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:39.160
<v Speaker 2>But apparently there was a sequel. And I think it

0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:40.320
<v Speaker 2>gets very dark.

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<v Speaker 3>In Forrest Gump. What oh no, it happens to Forrest. Wait,

0:56:46.160 --> 0:56:48.680
<v Speaker 3>is he alive at the end of the first one, yes,

0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:52.360
<v Speaker 3>right before he snaps he kills. He kills Haley Jills

0:56:54.200 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 3>killing like, oh oh you liked him, you morons.

0:56:58.960 --> 0:57:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Every famous person and he meets in the sequel die

0:57:01.560 --> 0:57:02.399
<v Speaker 2>ends up dead in a.

0:57:02.360 --> 0:57:06.760
<v Speaker 3>Horrifically first scene in Fars Gump, Too farst Gump puts

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:09.640
<v Speaker 3>Hayley Joe Osman in a dryer and turns it on.

0:57:10.440 --> 0:57:13.520
<v Speaker 3>That is what happened. What a disappointment. That's what we

0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:14.200
<v Speaker 3>were rooting for.

0:57:14.280 --> 0:57:15.040
<v Speaker 2>This guy and.

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:18.120
<v Speaker 3>This guy, and now he's tumbling his little child. That's

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 3>fucking crazy.

0:57:20.360 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 2>He had just been through a lot. He went to war,

0:57:23.280 --> 0:57:25.320
<v Speaker 2>he had met one president.

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:57:26.200 --> 0:57:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Those are two things I remember.

0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:29.680
<v Speaker 3>Everyone forgot that he was stupid.

0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:33.640
<v Speaker 2>He met he saw his girlfriend play naked Live, that's right,

0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 2>and he played Ping Pong, opened a or co, opened

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:42.919
<v Speaker 2>a franchise shrimp company, that's right, which is still maybe

0:57:42.920 --> 0:57:46.640
<v Speaker 2>at CityWalk, Mario Lopez maybe eating there right now for

0:57:46.720 --> 0:57:47.200
<v Speaker 2>all we know.

0:57:47.400 --> 0:57:49.640
<v Speaker 3>My god, when's the last time you were there at citywas?

0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I've been to CityWalk one time and it was because

0:57:52.520 --> 0:57:53.880
<v Speaker 2>of this show someone gave me.

0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:56.360
<v Speaker 3>By the way, you're still there. You don't know this,

0:57:57.000 --> 0:58:00.000
<v Speaker 3>but you're actually still there hallucinating something broken.

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:04.760
<v Speaker 2>That day, I was given a gift certificate to go

0:58:04.840 --> 0:58:05.800
<v Speaker 2>indoor skydiving.

0:58:06.120 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh did they have that there? They have that there?

0:58:08.520 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 2>And so I went for that purpose only the I mean,

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 2>there are a colleidoscope of reasons I don't want to

0:58:13.680 --> 0:58:16.360
<v Speaker 2>go to the Universal city Walk, but the main one

0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 2>is I don't want to pay for parking, and so

0:58:18.840 --> 0:58:21.640
<v Speaker 2>this was a free parking Okay, So I thought, okay, fine.

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:23.720
<v Speaker 3>I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll suffer.

0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:25.400
<v Speaker 2>So I was there at about ten thirty in the

0:58:25.400 --> 0:58:29.360
<v Speaker 2>morning before the crowds when indoor skydive a smart way

0:58:29.400 --> 0:58:33.920
<v Speaker 2>to do it. Yes, it was empty. I imagine Maroon

0:58:34.000 --> 0:58:35.600
<v Speaker 2>five was blasting over the speakers.

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Obviously, and I was digning gifts or something like that.

0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:44.040
<v Speaker 2>They have a book signing there every morning there exactly.

0:58:44.080 --> 0:58:48.520
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter what book. Bring them any book. Adam

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Levine will sign your book at Universal City Walk. But

0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:54.240
<v Speaker 2>I went, I did the skydiving. Fell in love with

0:58:54.280 --> 0:58:57.600
<v Speaker 2>indoor skydiving. Really what a time? Haven't been back.

0:58:57.640 --> 0:58:58.400
<v Speaker 3>It sounds fun.

0:58:58.480 --> 0:59:02.760
<v Speaker 2>The price ranges a little, I imagine. But yeah, now

0:59:02.800 --> 0:59:03.480
<v Speaker 2>since I've been.

0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Just a few people get you know, sucks the man.

0:59:06.680 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Kind of Willy Wonka stuff. Yeah, but people are very

0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:16.200
<v Speaker 2>good at it. It's like you can like learn like ballet. Yeah,

0:59:16.240 --> 0:59:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Like people since I've been on that listeners have sent

0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:19.960
<v Speaker 2>in like have you seen this, and they're like World

0:59:20.040 --> 0:59:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Indoor Skydiving Championship. People will be like synchronized skydiving, which

0:59:25.280 --> 0:59:28.240
<v Speaker 2>to me doesn't make any sense, like physically, I don't

0:59:28.240 --> 0:59:30.200
<v Speaker 2>know how you've learned to do that. That was my

0:59:30.240 --> 0:59:32.520
<v Speaker 2>one experience at the and I'd like to keep that

0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:35.920
<v Speaker 2>my one experience, one experience. The only other thing I'll do.

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:37.800
<v Speaker 3>You see a movie there every week. You see a

0:59:37.840 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 3>movie there every week.

0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:44.120
<v Speaker 2>During my break on my shift at the theater. No,

0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I'll say if Mario is willing to interview me.

0:59:47.080 --> 0:59:50.160
<v Speaker 3>Then you'll do it. I'll do it. The last time

0:59:50.200 --> 0:59:53.760
<v Speaker 3>I was there was Valentine's Guy of course guests. Well

0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:56.200
<v Speaker 3>I didn't go. I went with a friend because our

0:59:56.200 --> 0:59:58.560
<v Speaker 3>wives were out of town, okay, and so we were like,

0:59:58.640 --> 1:00:02.720
<v Speaker 3>let's have a date ourselves. So we went to City Walk,

1:00:03.080 --> 1:00:06.680
<v Speaker 3>went to eat at Wolfgang Pucks, which was closed a restaurant.

1:00:06.720 --> 1:00:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh he did, he did that monstrosity. I think is

1:00:10.960 --> 1:00:13.960
<v Speaker 3>still I think it's open. I'm not sure, but because

1:00:14.000 --> 1:00:16.800
<v Speaker 3>I haven't been there since like forever, like ten years

1:00:16.880 --> 1:00:21.880
<v Speaker 3>or so. And we went and couldn't get into Wolfgang Pucks.

1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:26.680
<v Speaker 3>It was packed because it's ended up having to eat

1:00:26.720 --> 1:00:30.960
<v Speaker 3>at Subway. But the worst day of our yet. Do

1:00:31.000 --> 1:00:33.480
<v Speaker 3>you know Jo? Do you know him? I know of him? Okay,

1:00:33.480 --> 1:00:35.000
<v Speaker 3>that was who I was with. And then we went

1:00:35.040 --> 1:00:38.480
<v Speaker 3>to eat. Then we went to see Percy Jackson, another

1:00:38.560 --> 1:00:42.000
<v Speaker 3>romantic another romantic movie. We get in there there was

1:00:42.080 --> 1:00:46.280
<v Speaker 3>like coca cola like spilled all over the like concession

1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:50.200
<v Speaker 3>stand like and it was like in my sleeve. We

1:00:50.200 --> 1:00:52.959
<v Speaker 3>got we had the we were having the worst night ever.

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<v Speaker 3>We go into the movie theater. He's got this like

1:00:56.080 --> 1:00:59.919
<v Speaker 3>huge cup of cherry coke or something, and some god

1:01:00.040 --> 1:01:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I goes, like, trying to be funny, goes to John, uh,

1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:08.280
<v Speaker 3>hey can I get a sip of that that drink?

1:01:08.600 --> 1:01:12.000
<v Speaker 3>And John was like at breaking point and he goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but you're gonna have to fucking kill me first, and

1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:17.560
<v Speaker 3>I lost it. I like dropped to my knees and

1:01:17.600 --> 1:01:21.080
<v Speaker 3>started crying of laughter. It was just like like a

1:01:21.080 --> 1:01:24.160
<v Speaker 3>culmination of like the worst night ever. It was so funny.

1:01:24.320 --> 1:01:27.200
<v Speaker 3>And the guy was like, whoa, whoa, what did I

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<v Speaker 3>just walk into right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's terrifying. That's what. That's what that is what

1:01:34.760 --> 1:01:37.720
<v Speaker 3>city walk the vibes City Walks gives me.

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<v Speaker 2>But how was Percy Jackson?

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible? The best movie I've ever seen? Best movie I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Percy Jackson in the Lightning Chasers or.

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<v Speaker 3>Something something like that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, what a night,

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<v Speaker 3>Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 2>Clone, Yeah, exactly kind of off brand. Yeah, yeah, I

1:01:57.120 --> 1:01:59.280
<v Speaker 2>don't know what I know. People who regularly go to

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<v Speaker 2>the Universal any Walk, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know how you can stand it. I were trying to

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<v Speaker 3>have like an ironic night and it ended up being

1:02:04.600 --> 1:02:06.240
<v Speaker 3>like no, it's actually very bad.

1:02:06.560 --> 1:02:09.480
<v Speaker 2>You do me when people do things like big activity

1:02:09.840 --> 1:02:12.360
<v Speaker 2>activities ironically, it's like you're doing a bad thing. You're

1:02:12.360 --> 1:02:15.040
<v Speaker 2>doing I'll tell you, it just won't be a good experience.

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<v Speaker 3>And I want to remind everybody this was a long time.

1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:20.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't do things ironically anymore. This was that was

1:02:20.720 --> 1:02:22.880
<v Speaker 3>the last time I was like, oh, I'm paying for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never you know, the ironic. My number one least

1:02:25.960 --> 1:02:28.640
<v Speaker 2>favorite is going to a restaurant ironically. Yes, I'm like,

1:02:28.760 --> 1:02:30.080
<v Speaker 2>well then I'm just eating.

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<v Speaker 3>Food that Yeah, the joke's on you. Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, let's just have a nice tone. But that feels

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<v Speaker 2>like at least you got all in you odd on

1:02:40.240 --> 1:02:41.360
<v Speaker 2>this time experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly, it was an overdose and you had a.

1:02:43.280 --> 1:02:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, at least you got to watch John Threatn

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<v Speaker 2>a stranger.

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<v Speaker 3>That was good.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend just told me about an experience, a road

1:02:50.160 --> 1:02:53.040
<v Speaker 2>rage experience where he was backing. He was going to

1:02:53.040 --> 1:02:57.479
<v Speaker 2>back his car out and the person beeped too hard

1:02:57.560 --> 1:03:00.439
<v Speaker 2>or something and freaked out, and then my friend backed

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<v Speaker 2>out and was a little annoyed, so he like followed

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<v Speaker 2>the person.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, that's oh step person, Oh gosh.

1:03:08.160 --> 1:03:13.640
<v Speaker 2>And said I've got nothing to lose, so good. And

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<v Speaker 2>so my friend was like okay and just had to drive.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he doing that experience in that situation?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you you you can't do that. You don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why people have like guns and everything. It's like so bad.

1:03:26.840 --> 1:03:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Once I was in a car and somebody coming out

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<v Speaker 3>this is also a long time ago. I do not

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<v Speaker 3>do this, and somebody cut me off and I pulled

1:03:36.200 --> 1:03:38.800
<v Speaker 3>my car up to their front when and I had

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<v Speaker 3>like this was complete road rage, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you pit the wrong day, lady. That is my line.

1:03:45.800 --> 1:03:48.280
<v Speaker 3>That's what came out of my mouth. Can you believe

1:03:48.320 --> 1:03:52.480
<v Speaker 3>that forward? I don't know, I don't know. It sounded

1:03:52.520 --> 1:03:55.640
<v Speaker 3>like something Stallone would say. And I was just like

1:03:56.080 --> 1:03:58.600
<v Speaker 3>we were both looked at each other like what and

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<v Speaker 3>and then I just drove away. Yeah. It was so

1:04:01.440 --> 1:04:02.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm so sorry that.

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<v Speaker 2>When you say you picked the wrong day, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to kill the person.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. And it's like I wasn't having a bad day.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a fine day. I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 3>what I was. Road rage is crazy. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Your brain goes to a totally different place. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I was talking to some of one about this recently,

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<v Speaker 2>and like, is the reason that happens is because it

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<v Speaker 2>just naturally your body's adrenaline while driving really fast has

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<v Speaker 2>to be up a little bit. So it's like you're

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<v Speaker 2>not aware that you're adrenaline is super high. I think so,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're ready to be set off.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, Okay, my life is at stake, right, and

1:04:32.040 --> 1:04:34.480
<v Speaker 3>this person has no care. It's also that feeling that

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<v Speaker 3>you have, like when you're on the internet and you

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<v Speaker 3>can't see the person's face and you're like, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>say whatever the fuck I want in this comment section.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're a notorious and I'm a notorious trow. I

1:04:47.240 --> 1:04:52.520
<v Speaker 2>will go to anybody, especially like younger actors. But seriously, though,

1:04:52.560 --> 1:04:57.000
<v Speaker 2>it feels like I'm now equating, like, Okay, maybe YouTube

1:04:57.000 --> 1:04:59.600
<v Speaker 2>comments are like road rage on the internet, but it

1:05:00.080 --> 1:05:03.160
<v Speaker 2>it is like you don't know, You're like, they're not

1:05:03.200 --> 1:05:05.800
<v Speaker 2>a real human being until you actually see their face,

1:05:05.920 --> 1:05:07.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, and so you're like, I can say whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck I want?

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<v Speaker 3>How dare they?

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<v Speaker 2>And everybody kind of has this reservoir of just built

1:05:11.200 --> 1:05:13.720
<v Speaker 2>up frustration and anger. Oh, this is a place to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of let that out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. But it's so dangerous. It's so dangerous it

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<v Speaker 3>makes no sense. And also I talk about I just

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<v Speaker 3>talked about this with my wife. We talk about this

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<v Speaker 3>all the time, which is you want the person who

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<v Speaker 3>you're talking to to learn a lesson ultimately be like

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<v Speaker 3>either a better driver or not do it in the future,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is never going It's like in your head,

1:05:36.760 --> 1:05:39.960
<v Speaker 3>the fantasy is, oh, that person taught me that, like

1:05:40.160 --> 1:05:42.680
<v Speaker 3>taught me ago. Now I will actually follow the rules.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god, No, I didn't know. Yeah, Like you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope that person gets into an accident, and but

1:05:50.160 --> 1:05:52.880
<v Speaker 3>they're okay and they just learned their lesson, and then

1:05:53.000 --> 1:05:56.640
<v Speaker 3>like it's it's you. You're not it's just anger. It's

1:05:56.680 --> 1:05:59.680
<v Speaker 3>just like pent up anger. Nothing comes from letting it out.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the like most all do at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>And I actually think this might be even more dangerous

1:06:04.040 --> 1:06:07.400
<v Speaker 2>is when someone's mad at me is to smile and wave,

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<v Speaker 2>which I have to imagine is even more infuriating.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, yes, that is more infuriating. One time I had

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<v Speaker 3>someone in New York. I was walking on the street

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<v Speaker 3>and someone said something horrible to me. And for some

1:06:19.920 --> 1:06:24.200
<v Speaker 3>reason my reaction was I forgive you. I forgive you.

1:06:24.640 --> 1:06:28.919
<v Speaker 3>And this insensed the man. He was like, you can't

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<v Speaker 3>forgive me, you can't be sweet to me. He was

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<v Speaker 3>just like so angry, and I was like, I forgive you,

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<v Speaker 3>I forgive you. It was like a goodwill hunting or

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<v Speaker 3>something like. I was like, I forgive you, sir. It

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<v Speaker 3>like it is. There's something about being kind to someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they don't like they short circuit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yah, they short circuit.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, I thought you would just match my energy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, no, no, I am better than you, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm better. I am like zen right now.

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<v Speaker 2>The only kind of satisfying road rage is when someone

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<v Speaker 2>cuts you off, speeds past you, and then you end

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<v Speaker 2>up at the red light together. You don't even have

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<v Speaker 2>to look at them. It's just that feeling of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like the most powerful person in the universe

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<v Speaker 2>right now. That person must be like such an asshole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, they have to like look at you and

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<v Speaker 3>such shame. Yeah, shame sitting their mess. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 3>I get off on, actually, the shame of other people,

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<v Speaker 3>especially if they're like older people. If like an older

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<v Speaker 3>person's cut me off, I'm like, okay, so late in

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<v Speaker 3>life they're almost close to death and you still feel shame,

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<v Speaker 3>like that's like you've never gotten over it. I'm never no.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, is there anything left to say about raisins

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<v Speaker 2>or raspberries?

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<v Speaker 3>They're great. Do you have a favorite berry? Oh? God,

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<v Speaker 3>I will say. I was gonna say strawberry, but I

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<v Speaker 3>find them recently to be too inconsistent. That's their big law, right,

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<v Speaker 3>that is, strawberry was number one on my fruit list.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I think it's peach, and that is because but

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<v Speaker 3>that's also so it's way more inconsistent. But I would

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<v Speaker 3>say that the best peach is better than the best strawberry.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, So that's how I rate it. Now, whatever

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<v Speaker 3>the best, give me the best of the platonic, yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I will say for peaches, there's like a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good time window that you're aware of that they'll

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<v Speaker 2>be good. Strawberries I've never been able to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>when you're supposed.

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<v Speaker 3>To get that's right? And what about the whole? Can

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<v Speaker 3>we talk about the whole? For no one's talking about

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<v Speaker 3>what's talking about that missing fruit?

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<v Speaker 2>Once people know about this whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, strawberries or strawberries are done. Once people figure out like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, I'm missing like I paid for a

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<v Speaker 3>full strawberry. I'm getting, like, you know, two thirds of

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<v Speaker 3>a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Life has been wasted.

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<v Speaker 3>What is this? What's this? Lie? Meanwhile, peach half of

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<v Speaker 3>it is a stone. It's right, it's true. Even there's

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<v Speaker 3>like grooves in the pit of a peach, you fit

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<v Speaker 3>fruit in there. That's true. You're getting fruit. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>efficient that's efficient.

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<v Speaker 2>And you get something you can throw at someone use

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<v Speaker 2>as a toy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or like like rap and gives it to a

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<v Speaker 3>gift or something like that. You can always jewelry the

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<v Speaker 3>whole buffalo.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens when a peach pit dries out? Is it gross?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it usable?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Are you really? I feel like somebody could like

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<v Speaker 3>build something out of those. I'm sure they can feel

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<v Speaker 3>like you could. Well, thank you, first of all, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually very flattered and blushing right now. I can

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<v Speaker 3>build something out of peach pits.

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<v Speaker 2>You should become a pit worker.

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<v Speaker 3>I should. I should do stuff just a pit artist.

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<v Speaker 2>Like on YouTube building things out of hits.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an ideas podcast. I say it all the

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<v Speaker 2>time you throw it out and let the guest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see with the benefits. Yeah, well I'm incredible. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>obviously be saving both of these great those will not

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<v Speaker 2>be thrown anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, as well as all of this rap. If

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<v Speaker 3>you want me to send you some sort of vibe

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<v Speaker 3>to put them in trying too, I can do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, a little uh fragrance sampler, that would be great.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff those down in there, seal it up. But then

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<v Speaker 2>it's a time capsule. That's right, the world for as

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<v Speaker 2>time capsule, that's right, not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Nope.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I think it's time play a game. Okay, We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna play a game called Gift you a Curse. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but first I need to number between one and ten

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<v Speaker 2>from you. Ten okay, wow, I think you're a very

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<v Speaker 2>small number of people who I have to do some

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<v Speaker 2>light calculating to get our game piece right now, game pieces,

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<v Speaker 2>So right now, you can recommend, promote, do whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want with the microphone. I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So all right, so I recommend and promote the

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<v Speaker 3>show Big Mouth, which I write for and act on.

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<v Speaker 3>This final season is out right now on Netflix, so

1:10:52.240 --> 1:10:55.599
<v Speaker 3>please check that out. It's uh, it's great and it's

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<v Speaker 3>nice to say goodbye. It was out. How's that was

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<v Speaker 3>that good? A little bit on here. Netflix is a

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<v Speaker 3>streaming service. Basically, you go onto your your big computer,

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<v Speaker 3>you use your okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And again, Netflix is only available via the desktop PC.

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<v Speaker 3>That's correct. You have to have a mouse. You have

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<v Speaker 3>to have a mouse and one of those like big

1:11:18.400 --> 1:11:21.240
<v Speaker 3>huge PCs. Yes, you can hear down the block.

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<v Speaker 2>An engine, power engine, a diesel powered modem.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, this is how we play.

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<v Speaker 2>Gift or a curse. I'm going to name three things

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<v Speaker 2>and you're can tell me if they're a gift or

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<v Speaker 2>a curse and why Okay, then I'll tell you if

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<v Speaker 2>you're right or wrong. Because there are correct answers. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a strong chance you can lose. There's a small chance

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<v Speaker 2>you can win. And what happens if I lose, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're humiliated. Oh okay, and you've had a flawless podcast

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<v Speaker 2>so far. It would be sad to see you fall

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<v Speaker 2>on your face at the very end. Absolutely, the nerves,

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<v Speaker 2>my god, Yeah, you're shaking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shaking. You're shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>You're drooling for some.

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<v Speaker 3>Reason, I'm drooling. I feel number three coming on. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm that okay.

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<v Speaker 2>This first one is from a listener named Sydney from

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<v Speaker 2>the Megateer of Suggestions.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so it's very important.

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<v Speaker 2>Gift you a curse checking your bag at the gate

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<v Speaker 2>because the flight is too full.

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<v Speaker 3>Checking your bag at the cake. I would uh, I

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<v Speaker 3>would say curse why because I fucking hate checking and waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate waiting for baggage, and I don't know what

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<v Speaker 3>is the what are you what's the benefit just that?

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<v Speaker 3>What is the benefit or checking your bag? What's the

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<v Speaker 3>benefit that you're helping other people out? Is that it?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm truly asking you. Well, I've got an answer. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 3>So then I know I feel like I'm wrong and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to change my answer to of course you

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<v Speaker 3>check your bag, all right? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>So you think it's a gift or a curse.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a curse. I will say it's a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>Gill, it's a gift. We got to get the word

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<v Speaker 2>out that this is a game.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, tell me why.

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<v Speaker 2>I explain to you, Well, first of all, what a

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<v Speaker 2>generous thing to do from your home?

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no service. That's your answer. First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, not people airlines.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're boarding an airline, the first thing you should

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<v Speaker 2>be thinking is what is the health of Delta, What

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<v Speaker 2>is happening on United Airlines?

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<v Speaker 3>How can I help Jet Blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what is the what's happening financially for this company?

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<v Speaker 2>They've got to pack these things with people, They've got

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<v Speaker 2>to they have to overbook, and I'm part of that process.

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<v Speaker 3>You're worried about the airline. I'm worried about airlines first,

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<v Speaker 3>in the in the industry, or just the corporations.

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<v Speaker 2>The corporations specifically. I don't care about the technology, the

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<v Speaker 2>people working, the employees, that doesn't matter to me. The shareholders.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the shareholders ultimately. So I'm thinking about shareholders,

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<v Speaker 2>which I do in every situation, and so this is

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<v Speaker 2>my little contribution to the shareholders is saying, look, you

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<v Speaker 2>can take this thing that I went out of my

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<v Speaker 2>way to pack and bring with me as just as

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<v Speaker 2>tightly as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>So knowing that I wanted to bring it on the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I wouldn't have to wait at the carousel

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<v Speaker 2>after so I could just get into the car or

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<v Speaker 2>god forbid, the lax shuttle to the car just trying

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<v Speaker 2>to eliminate one step from my life. But that was

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<v Speaker 2>a little selfish of me. That is true, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to send my bag to the bottom of the plane

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<v Speaker 2>and potentially lose it in transit.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I will agree with you on one condition. If

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<v Speaker 3>when you arrive at the airport, yes that you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to everyone claps for you. If that is, if you

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<v Speaker 3>can give me some sort of reward, I'm all in.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's just like, thank you for then I'm in. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh they I feel like they did use to offer

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<v Speaker 2>some incentive that's gone away.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh like a like we'll give you a or a

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<v Speaker 3>free scum. You're a complete scum on an airport, on

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<v Speaker 3>an airplane.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, it's just out of the generosity, the openness of

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<v Speaker 2>your heart that you're willing to to sacrifice.

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<v Speaker 3>And maybe maybe the clerk will laugh at you. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>they'll be like you animal, you belong to a stupid

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<v Speaker 3>piece of shake. Go sit next to the bathroom. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>don't worry. Your luggage will be wet when you get it.

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<v Speaker 3>So ultimately, a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>People need to know. This is a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, And uh, now I think I see where we're heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>You understand how stupid. You were a curse, absolutely, and

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<v Speaker 2>uh it's unfortunate, but you're learning.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So number two, this is from a listener named Mark. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is a longer one, so pay attention, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>gift a dun't dose off? Gift or a curse. When

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<v Speaker 2>you're reading off a credit card number on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>and after every four digits they sit m hmm or okay,

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<v Speaker 2>or someone's reading off a number to you and they

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<v Speaker 2>won't continue until you satan hm or okay after every

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<v Speaker 2>four digits. I assume Mark is working at a call

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<v Speaker 2>center maybe yeah, or in customer service.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or he just recently had a traumatic experience with

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<v Speaker 3>it right, or just got a credit card, just got

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<v Speaker 3>a credit card. He's thirteen, Mark age eleft eight eleven.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a gift or curse? At what that that

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<v Speaker 3>you have? An? Mm hmm h. I guess we should

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<v Speaker 3>reread this because there's a hard one to be like

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<v Speaker 3>what it looks like there's three scenarios in this question. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So, so when you're reading off a credit card number

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone and after every four digits they satan

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<v Speaker 2>or okay huh, or someone's reading off a number to you,

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<v Speaker 2>and they won't continue to till your satan hm or okay,

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<v Speaker 2>after everything, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a curse. I think that they should. It is

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<v Speaker 3>known at this point that everyone just needs to keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>They can, They can separate with a little like four five, five,

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<v Speaker 3>five six two. You can do that. If I have

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<v Speaker 3>to hear your mm hmm, I'm like, just hurry the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck up. What are we doing here? We both don't

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy this. That's where I am wrong. Wrong, I knew it.

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<v Speaker 3>The credit card companies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the side of positive affirmation. Oh okay, get

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<v Speaker 2>a little reinforcement is good, Okay, No, I said the

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<v Speaker 2>four things. I need to hear from somebody else that

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<v Speaker 2>I did a good job, and I need to tell

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else that they did a good job. We need

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<v Speaker 2>these little moments of validation. And you know, every day

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<v Speaker 2>we're all really struggling through life.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you get four numbers in a row, you

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<v Speaker 2>should hear from another person a plus.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. If we have it in our personal life,

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<v Speaker 3>why can't we have it in Like when I'm having

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<v Speaker 3>sex with my wife, she'll go mm hmm, and I

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<v Speaker 3>know I'm doing like a solid job every four every

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<v Speaker 3>four seconds. I've asked her to go mm hmm, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you say okay, and I say okay mm hm.

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<v Speaker 3>And if I don't hear that, I'm like, wait, we

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<v Speaker 3>have to start over again on the second. Where's the

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start from the beginning. I thought this was supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be electric. Yeah, but no, no, I need that value.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, You're right, Okay, I made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>I apolog so. You've gone too wrong so far.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a shame. But let's give you one more change.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from a listener named Emily. Gift you a

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<v Speaker 2>curse short sleeved sweaters.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry, I revealed my short sleeved sweaters. Now

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<v Speaker 3>what does that mean? Does that mean like cut off?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's kind of whatever you want. They just

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a foul.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna split my answer here. I'm gonna say that

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<v Speaker 3>if there is like a ringer at the end or

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<v Speaker 3>like it's hemmed, it's a fucking curse. It's disgusting. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say that if it's cut off, like you know, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>what's his name in the Goonies? Uh? What was the

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<v Speaker 3>actor's name in no country, roll men, Oh he's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. It looks insanely good in a cutoff sweater

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<v Speaker 3>anywhere one in no country for old hen he does too.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna say, gift if it's like cut off

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<v Speaker 3>in a organic way, not in a bought way, and

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<v Speaker 3>curse every other way. Okay, but I do need you

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<v Speaker 3>need his fallen answer for need. Okay, I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>curse then wrong, wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>No, what's wrong with taking a sleeve off? With sewing

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<v Speaker 2>up a sleeve? I've I've been watching secret lives of

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<v Speaker 2>Mormon wives, and I think I've seen this a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I saw somebody with a sleeveless sweatshirt or

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<v Speaker 2>sweater looked great. It's it's unconventional, it's fun. It's warming

1:19:39.320 --> 1:19:41.759
<v Speaker 2>up the part of the body that you want. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you want just the chest to be warm, Sometimes you

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<v Speaker 2>just want the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a feeling you're being contrarian. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>feeling that you actually hate sweaters that are sleeveless or

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<v Speaker 3>half sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna google one right now, without sleep or sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it with short sleeves?

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<v Speaker 3>He's on a private tab, folks, he doesn't even want

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<v Speaker 3>to show his husband that he looked for this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's see here, let's see. Okay, these are great

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<v Speaker 2>looking Look at this. How can you say this isn't?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it? If you're showing me a picture of

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<v Speaker 3>Adrian Brodie right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now that's a more that's on the Loft website.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, for gals, decide what you want. You want to

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<v Speaker 3>be hot or you want to be cold, decide what

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<v Speaker 3>you want. Let's see and let's see.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now here's a man in one.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's see here. I think that's perfectly Now what site

1:20:33.560 --> 1:20:36.679
<v Speaker 3>are we on here? Banana Republic Factory.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I guess they're not selling it in the

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<v Speaker 2>main sho.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, take this with a grain of salt.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're buying your stuff at Banana Republic, sure, go

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<v Speaker 3>for it, go for it. But if you're like me

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<v Speaker 3>and you shop at J Crew or you shop at

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<v Speaker 3>the Gap, you're not buying sweaters that have cut off sleeves. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>well you got all three wrong. I know, I know

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<v Speaker 3>it's a travesty. Actually I apologie.

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<v Speaker 2>You've ventured a very small pool of people who have

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<v Speaker 2>lost the game completely completely, So that's something to be

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<v Speaker 2>proud of in a way.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I will go home and feel sick. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 3>one of these old people who have just cut somebody off.

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<v Speaker 3>Total shame.

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<v Speaker 2>And now on a lease, our producer has one gift

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<v Speaker 2>or curse which we both have to answer to. They

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<v Speaker 2>know the correct answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, on a lease. What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>The County Fair?

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<v Speaker 3>Hmm? Do you want to go? Or should I go?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go. Oh god, this is one where the

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<v Speaker 3>anticipation is better than the actual thing. Okay, you think

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<v Speaker 3>County Fair, You're like, I'm gonna have a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>You get there, it's like city walk on crack. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna say, no fucking way, that's a curse. You go

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<v Speaker 3>there and it's the dregs of humanity doing the dregs

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<v Speaker 3>of humanities. You know, it's just activities. It's I would

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna say fun in maybe an ironic way, but

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<v Speaker 3>mostly it's a curse. It's a curse.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to actually say gifts, I think and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a I'm going to say state Fair curse. State

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<v Speaker 2>state Fair.

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<v Speaker 3>Is trash, So it depends on the side.

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<v Speaker 2>State Fair is all concrete and like Marilyn Monroe Flee Splingks, Okayta.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereas the County Fair has got a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>charm and class. It's more of a Charlotte's Web vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>They're blue ribbons. People are bringing their city Fair. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>city Fair is interesting, starting to get in. It really

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<v Speaker 2>is getting into city walk territory.

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<v Speaker 3>It is okay and town fair.

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<v Speaker 2>City Fair could be a new Rick Caruso property.

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<v Speaker 3>What about a block party?

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Block parties should start having pike contests. They should.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that that's a new territory that block

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<v Speaker 2>parties haven't gotten into. They should bring the blue ribbon

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<v Speaker 2>in maybe some farman.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you always want to see your neighbors with blueberry

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<v Speaker 3>all over their mouth. That makes you respect them a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>If you like look through their window and then turn

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<v Speaker 2>out and you lock eyes and there's blueberries all over their.

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<v Speaker 3>Face, You're like, oh, man, yeah, I want them to

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<v Speaker 3>babysitting my child. So I'm going to say gift.

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<v Speaker 2>As far as County Fair, State Fair again, trash got

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<v Speaker 2>it on Elish.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, wow often, I mean, think about it this way.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the closest experience we have to being able to

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<v Speaker 4>be in Roman times in you know you're gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 4>when you show up, you might see someone die.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, now that feels like State Fair to me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's something I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Seen several people die at the State Fair.

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<v Speaker 4>You look up at that carousel, you look up at

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<v Speaker 4>that ferris wheel, it's shaking, it's rattling, the mighty rolling,

1:23:38.240 --> 1:23:40.800
<v Speaker 4>it's you know that something bad could happen, and just

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<v Speaker 4>the thrill. How many everything's so protected and organized these days.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I was talking to a total Nazi

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<v Speaker 3>right now who wants to see death and destruction. But yeah, okay, fine,

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. I absolutely love it. If you're going

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<v Speaker 3>there to see death, Absolutely, the County Fair is the

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<v Speaker 3>number one place to go. The County Fair.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see the risk of death and potential of death.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>You will see, you will see death. You'll probably enter

1:24:08.200 --> 1:24:09.880
<v Speaker 2>and there will be a body being there. You get

1:24:09.920 --> 1:24:12.479
<v Speaker 2>to step over a body to get into that's right,

1:24:12.560 --> 1:24:15.040
<v Speaker 2>to get your funnel cake, that's right. Whereas the County

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<v Speaker 2>Fair it might just be an extra bit of spice

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<v Speaker 2>to the night. I remember when that person.

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<v Speaker 4>Says it's it's just a little extra thing there that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a little excitement for your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Gil for you to have lost the game in such

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<v Speaker 2>a complete way. Oh my god, the efficiency, Oh my lord.

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't have said ten is the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I think ten. You've started off too high right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we need to answer a listener question people are

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<v Speaker 2>writing into I said, no gifts at you email dot com.

1:24:40.360 --> 1:24:43.160
<v Speaker 2>They're also occasionally, or we would hope more often. Now

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<v Speaker 2>we just opened the gates to voicemail only. Is what

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<v Speaker 2>are the needs and wants from you? As far as

1:24:48.000 --> 1:24:49.240
<v Speaker 2>a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 4>If you'd like to send us a voice note, please

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<v Speaker 4>make it under sixty seconds, okay, record it in a

1:24:54.320 --> 1:24:57.479
<v Speaker 4>quiet space. Okay, so no ac running in the background

1:24:57.520 --> 1:25:00.720
<v Speaker 4>or anything, no dogs or anything. And then when you

1:25:00.760 --> 1:25:02.680
<v Speaker 4>send it in you just have to acknowledge you give

1:25:02.760 --> 1:25:04.920
<v Speaker 4>us permission to either use it or not use it

1:25:04.960 --> 1:25:06.640
<v Speaker 4>at our discretion. So thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you help me answer a question? Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 3>love to.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've got a run one right here. It says

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<v Speaker 2>dear Bridger and delightful but incredibly rude guest. Okay, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>My sister moved to Portland, Oregon, from San Francisco Bay

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<v Speaker 2>Area about twenty years ago with her husband. They bought

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<v Speaker 2>a house, had a kid, and recently realized they've been

1:25:29.600 --> 1:25:32.479
<v Speaker 2>homesick the entire time. They are moving back to the

1:25:32.520 --> 1:25:35.000
<v Speaker 2>Bay Area with their seventeen year old and their dog.

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<v Speaker 2>They are going to rent a house while they figure

1:25:37.160 --> 1:25:39.639
<v Speaker 2>out where exactly they want to live. Slash can afford

1:25:39.640 --> 1:25:42.040
<v Speaker 2>to live around here? Well, it sounds like she's kind

1:25:42.040 --> 1:25:46.080
<v Speaker 2>of shaming her sister's bank account here. Whatever they anticipate

1:25:46.120 --> 1:25:49.320
<v Speaker 2>renting for about three years, what is a housewarming slash

1:25:49.360 --> 1:25:52.320
<v Speaker 2>welcome home gift I can give them and that won't

1:25:52.320 --> 1:25:54.720
<v Speaker 2>add to clutter, especially since they'll be moving again three

1:25:54.840 --> 1:25:56.920
<v Speaker 2>years from now. She's also kind of saying, my sister

1:25:56.960 --> 1:26:00.879
<v Speaker 2>can't commit to anything. Whatever they are, they are literary

1:26:00.920 --> 1:26:03.639
<v Speaker 2>types who love books and music. The seventeen year old

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<v Speaker 2>has generously agreed to do their senior year of high

1:26:06.479 --> 1:26:10.120
<v Speaker 2>school here. Okay, generously, you do what your parents tell

1:26:10.160 --> 1:26:13.000
<v Speaker 2>you to do. Send this kid off to naval academy.

1:26:13.680 --> 1:26:16.120
<v Speaker 2>A house plant is a given, my sister loves plants.

1:26:16.120 --> 1:26:18.600
<v Speaker 2>And gift card for dinner out there out in the

1:26:18.640 --> 1:26:21.920
<v Speaker 2>new town seems obvious. Okay, but there are some food

1:26:21.960 --> 1:26:24.559
<v Speaker 2>allergies in the family that can make dining out difficult.

1:26:24.840 --> 1:26:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you have any ideas? I love you and the pod. Okay, well,

1:26:27.439 --> 1:26:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I apologize for everything I've said so far, and that's

1:26:30.320 --> 1:26:33.880
<v Speaker 2>just from happy sister. I guess that's probably on her

1:26:33.960 --> 1:26:35.599
<v Speaker 2>driver's license. Yeah, maybe her.

1:26:35.640 --> 1:26:38.599
<v Speaker 3>Name is happy, Yeah, happy, last name, last name sister.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure my first thought, and this is gonna be a

1:26:41.600 --> 1:26:47.360
<v Speaker 3>weird answer, but tent steaks, tent stakes. Okay, your sister

1:26:47.439 --> 1:26:49.960
<v Speaker 3>can't stay still, and you need to give her a

1:26:50.120 --> 1:26:54.360
<v Speaker 3>fucking hint about what you want her to do, right,

1:26:54.439 --> 1:26:57.400
<v Speaker 3>So give her something that's going to undermine her entire

1:26:58.000 --> 1:27:00.920
<v Speaker 3>trip back, give her tense stak saying oh, yeah, this

1:27:01.000 --> 1:27:03.200
<v Speaker 3>is what you need, right because you can't say still

1:27:03.760 --> 1:27:05.880
<v Speaker 3>because you can't make a fucking decision. Let me get

1:27:05.880 --> 1:27:08.600
<v Speaker 3>you grounded, honey, that's what you need to do.

1:27:08.920 --> 1:27:10.920
<v Speaker 2>But Gil, the sister has just realized she's wasted her

1:27:10.920 --> 1:27:11.639
<v Speaker 2>whole life.

1:27:12.120 --> 1:27:14.759
<v Speaker 3>She's sorry, but she's still wasting her life.

1:27:15.760 --> 1:27:19.360
<v Speaker 2>She's so I mean, the emotions are running high. She's like,

1:27:19.400 --> 1:27:21.840
<v Speaker 2>my time is running out. She's probably going to realize

1:27:21.880 --> 1:27:23.800
<v Speaker 2>soon that she's not in love with her husband. That's right,

1:27:24.640 --> 1:27:27.519
<v Speaker 2>there has split the kid. Seventeen year old, kid's going

1:27:27.520 --> 1:27:28.080
<v Speaker 2>to be miserable.

1:27:28.120 --> 1:27:30.160
<v Speaker 3>We already have a hint that the kid's a brat. Yes,

1:27:31.000 --> 1:27:34.760
<v Speaker 3>ungrateful brat, ungrateful, disgusting brat and the dog ugly. I

1:27:34.760 --> 1:27:38.519
<v Speaker 3>would say, I mean the question, yeah, I mean it

1:27:38.600 --> 1:27:39.520
<v Speaker 3>sounds disgusting.

1:27:39.600 --> 1:27:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the kid, they would have said baby boy or

1:27:41.960 --> 1:27:44.080
<v Speaker 2>baby girl, seventeen year old baby boy say.

1:27:44.040 --> 1:27:47.639
<v Speaker 3>He probably has a middle part, Yes, but really gotte

1:27:47.720 --> 1:27:52.600
<v Speaker 3>is Yeah, we really eight middle part. We've already decided

1:27:52.640 --> 1:27:55.280
<v Speaker 3>that short people are disgusting right at the top of

1:27:55.320 --> 1:27:58.720
<v Speaker 3>this show. So first of all, yeah, I mean, maybe

1:27:58.960 --> 1:28:00.720
<v Speaker 3>get her the gift of a hit man for her

1:28:00.840 --> 1:28:04.120
<v Speaker 3>ugly child. I don't know, take out the kickoff the kid.

1:28:04.479 --> 1:28:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Then the kid probably has all the allergies, and so

1:28:07.120 --> 1:28:09.160
<v Speaker 2>you can get a gift card to any restaurant in town,

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<v Speaker 2>go crazy with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Which where would you say, Wolfgang Poks?

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<v Speaker 2>Where would you I assume he has a branch in

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<v Speaker 2>San Francisco. Oh yeah, probably the San Francisco City Walk.

1:28:19.200 --> 1:28:23.240
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, there's a city walk by the way in every county.

1:28:23.479 --> 1:28:25.679
<v Speaker 3>Every they hold the fair.

1:28:27.040 --> 1:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>This is her after this big move, She's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be craving a steak, and I assume Wolfgang probably does

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<v Speaker 2>a decent steak at one of his franchise. I bet

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<v Speaker 2>he has one in the airport, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, did you mean steaks like.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant realize.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we're on the same wavelength, like with the

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<v Speaker 3>contact lens, and I just think something in the steak world.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's ten steaks or real stakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of steaks, my boyfriend just bought his uh father

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<v Speaker 2>for Father's Day, first birthday, a box of one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>He sent him one of those boxes of steaks you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, And there was a mistake in the mail

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<v Speaker 2>where they sent sake.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my God and Jesus, this is classing.

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<v Speaker 2>I can barely breathe with all the steaks around. But

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<v Speaker 2>he sent it to him. But there was a mistake

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<v Speaker 2>where they also sent us a box and we thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we got a box of stakes where we were going

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<v Speaker 2>out for the night. So we left it on the

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<v Speaker 2>counter because it's in the frozen thing. We get home,

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<v Speaker 2>we open it up. There was no dry ice in there.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just rotting me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, oh God, did you complain and ask for a

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<v Speaker 3>new freeze that's what my boyfriend said. But you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't complain about the thing that accidentally sent you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, we should have warned them. It's like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you did.

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<v Speaker 3>You end up throwing it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to be thrown out. And I'm sure a

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<v Speaker 2>raccoon was so tempted. Mm or coyotes were probably give

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<v Speaker 2>it to a neighbor and look, looks so nice, looks

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<v Speaker 2>so nice until they're dead, Until they're dead. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 2>send a box of steaks that I love.

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<v Speaker 3>That your suggestion is exactly what you did for someone.

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<v Speaker 3>What I did is actually a great gift.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh and then but while it's in transit, go

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<v Speaker 2>over with the wrapped box of tent steaks and double whammy.

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<v Speaker 2>And if she freaks out when she sees the tent steaks,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be far enough away that she can have her

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<v Speaker 2>melt down at home, and then she'll get this thing

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<v Speaker 2>on the port and starving for meat. I've had my

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<v Speaker 2>child's killed. She's gonna go crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like a good plan.

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<v Speaker 2>What a way to enter the San Francisco Bay. I know, congrats,

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<v Speaker 2>happy sister. I feel like we answered the question beyond perfectly.

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<v Speaker 2>We saved a family.

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<v Speaker 3>We saved a family, and we killed a child.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what happens. That's the trade off thing exactly. That's family.

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<v Speaker 3>If your marriage is falling, apart from kill your child,

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<v Speaker 3>kill your kid. The kid's the problem, family, the family therapist,

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<v Speaker 3>kill Ozari. Your child's a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I can see what the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see. Are they leaving raisins on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Do yourself a favor and shoot them up.

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<v Speaker 2>We answered the question perfectly.

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<v Speaker 3>You failed the game. I failed the game.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a raisin to hold on to for the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>And paper. You're not throwing any of this wrapping paper.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no. I've been throughout this. I have been

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<v Speaker 2>barely here mentally. Okay, I've been thinking where can.

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<v Speaker 3>That go in my home? Because I did enter a

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<v Speaker 3>like a new level at Target, getting all this like

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<v Speaker 3>I have like the black card now at Target. I

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<v Speaker 3>have entered like you know, the one hundred top customers

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<v Speaker 3>at Target.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you get to go in before store hours. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you get to use the private bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they close it down for your birthday. That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>I get a wipe down cart. I get everything I need.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I really appreciate all of this, of course, and

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<v Speaker 2>I've so had that you could be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for having me. It was great. It's great

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<v Speaker 3>to thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 2>And listener, I have so much paper in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so I feel kind of settled for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>This might be the final episode of the podcast. This

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<v Speaker 2>is kind of what I was looking for, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go off and try to decide if

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do another an Oh no.

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<v Speaker 3>This is really it? Just a gunshot rings you end

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast? Kill scream? Oh no?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no?

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<v Speaker 2>How long do you think I would have to stay

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<v Speaker 2>here before I could leave? They would ask you wait

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<v Speaker 2>till they clean up? Yeah, and then and can I

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<v Speaker 2>take the reason? You can't take the risk? Okay, listener,

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast is over. I love you, goodbye. I Said

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<v Speaker 2>No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer

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<v Speaker 2>is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed

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<v Speaker 2>by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

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<v Speaker 2>Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

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<v Speaker 2>I Said No Gifts. That's where you're going to see

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

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<v Speaker 2>you want to see the gifts?

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<v Speaker 3>The lie invit? Did you hear?

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<v Speaker 1>Funna made myself perfectly clear. When you're I guess to me,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how do you dare to survey me