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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Winecker. I'm

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Speaker 2: Sherry Peppini? Now she's got her own docuseries telling her story.

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Speaker 2: You know, she had a plan and she went through

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Speaker 2: I think today's guest is so funny. I just adore him.

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Speaker 2: It's Gill Osari Gil Welcome, Dyson.

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Speaker 3: Doma, Hi, thank you for having me. Roger, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing all right, Is that true that you watch

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Speaker 3: a Little House on the Prairie.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've started. I had never seen it, okay, and

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Speaker 3: How many seasons are there? I think they are four hundred.

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Speaker 2: I think they are honestly like four hundred episodes because

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Speaker 2: Each one is an hour long, only nominated for one

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happened with the academy, But.

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Speaker 3: How is it? What does it hold up?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen any of the show before?

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Speaker 3: I mean I saw it when I was younger. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it I remember. It's being melodramatic.

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Speaker 2: Correct, it's very melodramatic, but also very gentle.

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Speaker 3: Right, I mean the horse won't eat an apple.

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Speaker 3: YouTube for you, for you too? Oh yeah? Is that

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Speaker 3: Maroon five, they're amazing, perfect, perfect catalog, perfect catalog, bad name.

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Speaker 2: Dark red five, red five. I think I feel like

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Speaker 3: Rolling Stones.

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Speaker 3: In the eighties, like a rock band tears, because it'd

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Speaker 2: Came my tears is a bad name. But I feel

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Speaker 2: Well, now let's see what's their biggest song.

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Speaker 3: Everyone wants to rule the one.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, right, it's a little too uh you don't

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Speaker 3: That's a bad band. That's a bad name.

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Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's stupid. It is, It's ultimately stupid, stupid.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like it means nothing.

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Speaker 4: It's named after a dildo in the novel Naked Lunch

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Speaker 2: Well, then I feel like like, sure, sure, great, I

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Speaker 3: But not sometimes people, I mean, I don't know I

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Speaker 2: I'm not familiar enough with Steely Dan. Okay, So I

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Speaker 2: doesn't offend me, it doesn't offend you. Ultimately, Maroon five. Ultimately,

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Speaker 3: The main guys, Wait, it's Adam Levine, Adam Levine. Is

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Speaker 3: another Adam Levine? Uh? There's like Adam Uh. I don't think.

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Speaker 3: Adam de Vin, reach out, reach out to us. We

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Speaker 3: Yes, and you're I will say that having had a pet,

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're The name changes all the time. You start

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Speaker 3: Can you reveal any of the names? Well, the number

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Speaker 3: Oh that's great, yes, and that is after a salesman

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Speaker 2: That's such a good It's like, sounds kind of like

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Speaker 3: No, it almost sounds like it's like some English dessert

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Speaker 3: Huh didn't quite make Yeah, Bopkins didn't make it.

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Speaker 2: Bupkin's a very nice name.

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Speaker 3: No, it's hard with how'd you get to Bonnie? Well?

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Speaker 2: You know, with pet names, I feel like there are

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Speaker 2: which whatever? I darrel like that kind of that sort

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Speaker 2: And then there's like I feel like there's a new

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Speaker 3: Let's name it toilet mak it's life miserable. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Then there then there's a category that everyone runs into

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, all and that that that's the same way

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean with babies it's even more difficult because

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's true. You can't just name them strawberry. I

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Speaker 3: mean you can, sure, but also you have to keep

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Speaker 3: of think about all that. There's traps everywhere, right.

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Speaker 2: What's your middle name?

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Speaker 3: I don't have one?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Interesting? Yeah, you're too disgusting, you really, I am, No,

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Speaker 3: I do not have. My full name is gillad Oh yes,

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Speaker 3: it's fine. It means joy forever.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's gorgeous.

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Speaker 3: That is I like that. That's cute. What's your middle name? Eric?

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Speaker 2: Eric, which is to me a middle name with a

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Speaker 3: Can under named after someone.

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Speaker 2: A mountain man named Jim Bridger, a mountain many. I

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Speaker 3: Your parents had a connection to him or just just

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Speaker 2: I should probably get into that with my parents, But

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Speaker 2: They kind of did it backwards with me, right, But

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, you know you're not going by.

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Speaker 2: Not expelling my name all the time to everybody. I

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Speaker 2: There are very few situations where, like you, the investment

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Speaker 3: But outside of that, well, my child now uses it.

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Speaker 2: I'm proud of her for doing so. When did she

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Speaker 2: And was there a period when you had to be like,

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Speaker 3: There are yeah, sometimes where she's trying to be disrespectful

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's terrible kids there's terrible. You can't you really

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Speaker 3: awful parents who are just you see it like trickle

440
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,639
Speaker 3: down to your own kid and it's a nightmare.

441
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 2: But I guess kind of good that some level of

442
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 2: their life is not in your control. They bring things home.

443
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, they bring the Yeah, they bring diseases home. They

444
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 3: bring uh, they so much weird food. Like I traded,

445
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 3: I traded my my carrots for this like fucking weird

446
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,479
Speaker 3: you know, like version of a twinkie that it's like

447
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 3: it's you. Yeah, they're just like eating you have no

448
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 3: control and it's just they come back with like weird stuff.

449
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 2: Did your parents pack you lunch for school?

450
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 3: They did?

451
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 2: And was it stuff you wanted to eat? No?

452
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 3: No, it was the same shit every day. It was

453
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 3: a granola bar and it was like a sandwich with

454
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 3: cream cheese on it. Sometimes it had pickles. It was

455
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 3: just it was gross. What about you did you.

456
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: My mom packed lunch and it was a similar thing

457
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 2: where I think it was like an apple, uh huh,

458
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: some type of cookies. Which were rotating yel fudge, choreo chips,

459
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 2: a hooy that sounds great. Those were the only thing

460
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 2: that basically got eaten.

461
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

462
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 2: And then a sandwich which my mom would put butter

463
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 2: on no matter what the contents. Oh no, God bless,

464
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,880
Speaker 2: but it would be like a peanut butter sandwich. Ad

465
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 2: But I think in an attempt to be like, I

466
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: need to get some weight on these kids, but my

467
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 2: thin children. But the paradox was I was eating none

468
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 2: of it because this is.

469
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 3: Like, this has butter on this. But did you have

470
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,679
Speaker 3: you seen those like videos online of that like father

471
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 3: who will He's like he has like a really like

472
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 3: soft voice.

473
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,919
Speaker 5: And he's like, I'm packing my children lunch today. Today

474
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 5: it's you know steak over, you know, steakover rice, charred broccolini,

475
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,879
Speaker 5: and it's like sliced octopus. Like sometimes he puts like

476
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 5: baby octopus on there. It really is, Uh, I don't

477
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 5: know if it's true or not.

478
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 3: He doesn't have kids. He probably does not have kids.

479
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 3: It's like also those people who have they pack lunches

480
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,400
Speaker 3: or not pack lunches. They make lunches for their dog

481
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 3: and it looks like give me five star. It looks

482
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 3: like a Michelin Star dinner but with like rabbit heads

483
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 3: and I don't know who it's four or what's It's

484
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 3: like so confusing to me and upsetting.

485
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't believe any of that's actually happened. Actually,

486
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: it's very easy to put yourself on video doing whatever

487
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: you want. Yeah, put a GoPro in the lunch bag

488
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,919
Speaker 2: and let me go to school with the kid and

489
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 2: see them eat that lunch.

490
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Otherwise I know it's I guess part of it's

491
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 3: just to make me angry, right, Oh yeah, it's like yeah, ye,

492
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 3: pure rage bait, Like, look what I'm doing for my

493
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 3: child that you cannot possibly do. There is no way,

494
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,199
Speaker 3: there's no way. It's insane. You have to wake up

495
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 3: at like four in the fucking.

496
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: Morning, right yeah, and you're doing it on camera.

497
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: And you're doing it on camera. It's awful.

498
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't, uh yeah, I think that until I

499
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 2: got to middle school. I'm unpacked me lunches, and then

500
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 2: she started sending I think like two dollars to buy

501
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: lunch at school, which I then would only use part

502
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 2: of to buy cookies and then save the rest of

503
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: my video games. I was just out of control. I

504
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 2: think it probably is why I'm so short.

505
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 3: I probably like that, that's why you think you're sure

506
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 3: malnutrition self impose. That's so funny for me, it's definitely

507
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 3: jeans is why I'm short. But my daughter will go

508
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 3: to school and there's like a snack, so she'll eat.

509
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 3: She'll be like, I'll be like, you cannot eat snack today,

510
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 3: don't fucking do it, and she will go and eat.

511
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: They have like fruit bars covered in like drizzled chocolate,

512
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 3: and she will eat it. And then she'll be like,

513
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 3: and any lunch today, I'm like, so annoying. Why do

514
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 3: they have the snack?

515
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 2: Why did they have that trap?

516
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 3: They offer snack or recess, and you get one or

517
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: the other, get one or the other. And so she

518
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 3: chooses snack every fucking time so she doesn't have to

519
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 3: eat the shitty lunch that I pack her.

520
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: The psychological game the school is playing with the children, this.

521
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 3: Chrie it is.

522
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 2: That's very odd.

523
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 3: Would you like pleasure or exercise? Yeah, exactly, Wow, that's

524
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:58,639
Speaker 3: very odd. No, we didn't.

525
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: We weren't allowed to eat during school. I think in

526
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: fifth grade our teacher would give us one saltine, but

527
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: no gum or anything that's like prison food, but like

528
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 2: you're so hungry in the middle of the day. Yeah, incredible.

529
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's true. And I actually will say that

530
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 3: for salty I'm sorry, I would say that giving saltines

531
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 3: out and only saltines is prison like. But saltines are incredible.

532
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 2: They really are an underrated they are. There's something about

533
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: eating one saltine and it's just like pure salt.

534
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 3: Pure salt. But I was whenever my grandparents had saltines,

535
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 3: I was right. Let me steal that. Let me get

536
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 3: your wheat thin, let me take your a bully, your

537
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 3: total Like for some reason, their food seems appetizing to me.

538
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had that stuff at home, I don't

539
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: think you would ever go for it. No, but like

540
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,919
Speaker 2: for as a forbidden foods ex. Saltine, Yeah, give me

541
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 2: one of these.

542
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 3: Give me one of those right now. Let me feel

543
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 3: like I'm in a bunker for a minute. Let me.

544
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 2: There are certain categories of food where like if I

545
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: can kind of uh frame them as a certain type

546
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: of thing, Like for example, if I'm eating McDonald's for

547
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 2: whatever reason, if I'm like, huh, if I were on

548
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: like a space station, oka and this is the like

549
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 2: in the future. This is like Jetson's food. It's good,

550
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 2: maybe not compared to regular hamburger or anything else. Like

551
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: an example, I mean that mcdonalcdonald's. Yeah, like I'm at McDonald's.

552
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: Like I'm not at McDonald's.

553
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: I'm at a McDonald's right now, like you paint a picture.

554
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 2: No, but like a cheeseburger barely resembles to me a

555
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 2: real cheeseburger. Correct, So it's almost like I guess like

556
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: in remember in the second Back to the Future movie

557
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 2: where they have the pizza that turns into a big pizza.

558
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: Yes, like you put it in like one of those

559
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 3: toaster microwave.

560
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: If I can just contextualize it as a future food, huh,

561
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 2: then you can eat it. It's like a cheeseburger flavored food.

562
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 3: So you're imagining when you eat like a McDonald's. My

563
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: glasses are fogging, by the way, I'm always it's sweating

564
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 3: and short hot in here. So when you eat a cheeseburger,

565
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 3: you're imagining you're like in like a Kubrick movie, like

566
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 3: in the future, like you're bright light. Then suddenly it's

567
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 3: tasty for you. It's or it's tolerable. It's tolerable.

568
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 2: It's better than what it is. Okay, but only with

569
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: a McDonald's cheese. With only a McDonald I'm making a

570
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: cheeseburger from a restaurant that cares. Okay, I don't have

571
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 2: to give it any fish.

572
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 3: Don't like you don't like the taste of McDonald's. You're

573
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: just like it's McDonald's.

574
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 2: It's another category. It's a food stuff, gotcha, instead of

575
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: a food I could see.

576
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 3: I guess it would make it more fun.

577
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it makes it more fun. I think

578
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 2: it makes it less depressed.

579
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 3: Right, It's like cutting a sandwich into fours.

580
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: Or something, or even now it's cute.

581
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: Now I can eat it. It's a cute sandwich. Or

582
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: diagonally it's like, whoa, you have to dress it up exactly.

583
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: Let me put an olive in a toothpick on top

584
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 3: of my sandwich, and now it's I can eat it.

585
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 2: One of the great wastes of food is putting an

586
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 2: olive on what That makes no sense?

587
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 3: That's right, we should be eating the toothpick.

588
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: Throw away the olive, toothck. I love the well there's

589
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: something else that I kind of you know, occasionally on

590
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: this podcast. Have to like think of another reframe in

591
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: my mind, so I don't freak out. I was excited

592
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: to have you here today. I already said I was

593
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: looking forward to having you here the podcast.

594
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 3: Is it too early to say I love you?

595
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: I feel like I could get there maybe by the

596
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 2: end of the podcast.

597
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 3: Maybe if I dress you up with an olive, I

598
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: can get there.

599
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: Okay, but by then you're gonna be asking me to

600
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: move in. Yes, now you're moving too fast. Uh, But

601
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: you know, I was looking forward to having you here

602
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: the podcast. Though it's called I said no gift.

603
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 3: Correct.

604
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if you received an email or several

605
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: phone calls from producer on a lease. They're known to

606
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 2: kind of harass by.

607
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: The man knocked on my door and said you better

608
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 3: bring some shit.

609
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 2: I was a little surprised when you walked in holding

610
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: an enormous gift. I'll just say you walked in it

611
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 2: in a way that I had to offer help.

612
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 3: Uh huh, that's true.

613
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: Uh, and I believe it does, say to Bridger's So

614
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: I assume this is a gift for me, that's correct?

615
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 3: Well, should I open it here on the podcast? I

616
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 3: mean it's for you. Okay, I feel I love that

617
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: you're acting like this is not something that you really

618
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: really want. Wait, is this like a thing that you

619
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: do on I don't know. It feels like you're trying

620
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 3: to excuse your baby. Absolutely not.

621
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 2: It feels like you're trying to back away from a

622
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 2: mistake you made.

623
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 3: No, I did not make I did not make a mistake.

624
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 3: This this is a huge gift for you that I

625
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: was required to bring. Bye who by who? The security

626
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: guard at the front of the studio would not let

627
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: me in if I didn't come. They I was forced.

628
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: A guy came to my house dressed as an at

629
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 3: and t.

630
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: He was holding a gun.

631
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 3: He was holding a gun. He did choke me out,

632
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 3: and so I had to bring this gift. So, yeah,

633
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 3: I was forced to bring something large.

634
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'll open it here. I mean, I will

635
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: say it's enormous, so let me grab it. I might

636
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: have to, yeah, his headphones off?

637
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I will should I do a voiceover

638
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 3: and narrate? Okay, So Bridger is lifting this gift? It

639
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: is I can now barely be uh seen over it.

640
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,959
Speaker 2: It's enormous for anyone watching. You're not gonna be able

641
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 2: to see me for a few minutes. I'm completely blocked

642
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: out by the gift where they get blocked out.

643
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 3: By, which seems, by the way, very nice, I will say,

644
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 3: nicely wrapped, beautifully, beautifully wrapped, and very important, like there's

645
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 3: something extremely important inside there.

646
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 2: It has two different bows on it. So let's let's

647
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: I'm kind of.

648
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: On camera here, Yeah, let's get in there. Okay, now

649
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 3: we're opening, getting the ribbon off. We're just and have

650
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: fun with it, you know what I mean. I mean,

651
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 3: this seems like it's not every day you get such Okay,

652
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the rap rapping. It looks like it

653
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 3: was wrapped. I don't know why. It looks like it

654
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 3: was wrapped in a in a in a home for

655
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: the age. It looks like these by the uniform. I

656
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: hope there's not a bomb in there. Wink wink. I

657
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: hope we're not gonna die today like the families on

658
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: uh the little House on the prairie. Okay, we're still opening.

659
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 3: It's an okay that I'm open, absolutely tear at it.

660
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 3: It only took me years to get to do it

661
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 3: this beautifully. Do you want to help? Sure? No? You

662
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 3: know what? No, actually I want to kind of watch.

663
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 3: I want it to be work, and that was part

664
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: of the plan. Okay, we're getting closer. We're getting close,

665
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 3: all right, I like this. What's in there?

666
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 2: Another there's another a wrapped item.

667
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: No, no way, no, it's one of these. Okay, all right, okay,

668
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 3: all right, we've made it smaller.

669
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: Listener, I've now pulled out a thing now in full

670
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: wrapping paper. It was in a big brown box and

671
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 2: now it's in some two different types of wrapping paper.

672
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: And it's more of a round object. It's more of

673
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 3: a round object. Yeah, it almost looks like an ottoman,

674
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 3: a wrapped ottoman, beautifully wrapped. Might I add once again, someone,

675
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 3: someone from some sort of department store, must have done this.

676
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 3: This is a stroke. This is this is an elf.

677
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 3: This is an Elves doing you went to Okay, all right,

678
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 3: the wrapping taper is coming on.

679
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: Another layer off, and now we're too like a plastic

680
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: there's a bin, a bin with tape and another big

681
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: piece of like poster or the tag.

682
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: On the top here and now we're going at looks

683
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 3: like there's packing tape here. Someone really cared about what

684
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 3: they were doing. It looks like and we will get

685
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 3: to the bottom of it. Yeah, we've got to find

686
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: out what is a very important the longest un hasn't

687
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 3: been Okay, I'm breaking records left and right here. Okay,

688
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 3: we're getting I hear a little giggle coming from Now

689
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 3: we're getting in. I'm getting I'm getting in. You look

690
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 3: at the next thing. By the way. Bridgard's arms are

691
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 3: cut and slashed. He's got blood running down his eyes.

692
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 3: He's tried, what are we seeing here? Oh? This is weird.

693
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 3: What's this?

694
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: There's another wrapped gift inside a giant plastic bucket, So

695
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 2: we'll take this.

696
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 3: We'll take that out. Looks like a almost like a

697
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 3: Russian doll. Yes, no, this is a beautifully bread. That's beautifully.

698
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 3: This sounds really beautiful. It's like a almost.

699
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: Like a treasure box, a chat in another wrapping paper

700
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 2: with a gold bow.

701
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: There's got to be like the balloons in here. Something

702
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 3: obviously treasure.

703
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, pulling this apart, now, this one's really okay.

704
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: Now the next thing is really beautiful. So this must

705
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: be the gal.

706
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be. I think we're here.

707
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So now we're getting to the next layer, which

708
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: is now all posts.

709
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: By the way you're if you're listening to this on

710
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 3: your you know your phone, you have not mistakenly rewound it.

711
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: This is still the gift being opened.

712
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're now to a again a treasure chest or

713
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 2: like a wagon train stock shaped box, which is made

714
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: out of more cardboard and tape.

715
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: We're very very close. I feel it must be to this,

716
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 3: to the gift.

717
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 2: Now we're getting in here.

718
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, this is what I this is

719
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: what I think heaven feels like to me, someone suffering

720
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 3: through my horrendous bit.

721
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we're like a wood a wooden crate.

722
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 3: What do we what do we see? Inside?

723
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: Inside the wooden crate is a gift bag, So let's.

724
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,280
Speaker 3: Pull this out. Okay, we've pulled out the gift bag.

725
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: All right, this has gotta be all right. Now, this

726
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: is a gift bag that's kind of a wavy blue

727
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 3: and green. Very cute. Yeah, very cute. Obviously very expensive.

728
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 3: So we'll open it up. But I'm sure whatever's in

729
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: here it's the gift. Absolutely the gift. Okay, what have

730
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 3: we got here? We've got the gift and it is.

731
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 2: There's another nft in here. Now, this is a gift

732
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 2: it's a smaller box. It's a kind of round.

733
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: Top, a little bit less of a treasure chest, more

734
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 3: of a well, how would you describe this is probably

735
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 3: like a it's a swollen box, a swollen box with

736
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: a star wrapping paper. It's a box that got stung

737
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: by a bee, is what happened, but with a night.

738
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 2: Sky scape and a purple bow. Okay, so let's I'm

739
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: sure the gift is under here.

740
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 3: So let's open this all right, and we're here. We

741
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,760
Speaker 3: are here.

742
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm standing in maybe a foot of garbage.

743
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: Which is part of the gift.

744
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I can finally sit down. Oh nice, so I can.

745
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 2: I'm now back to the mic completely. I've been standing

746
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 2: this whole time. So now we're to like a little

747
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: white box, very cute again, well wrapped, a more tape,

748
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: well wrapped, probably more tape.

749
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: This is the most taped layer we've felt. Yeah, you

750
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 3: can tell just from the wrapping that a lunatic did

751
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 3: not wrap.

752
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a normal part.

753
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: This is a normal person. Yes, this is what it

754
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: felt like for Ted, like Christmas at Ted Kaczinski's house.

755
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: By the way.

756
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: Okay, now the tape on here. This is again the

757
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: most tape layer. So I'm sure whatever's beneath this layer

758
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 2: is what gilbro.

759
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, so we'll open it where we go tough.

760
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 3: This is the hardest layer yet. Okay.

761
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: So we're getting into it and it's I.

762
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: Believe there's no packing tape below this one.

763
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: So there may be no This is the Yeah, this

764
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 2: could have been shipped across the country.

765
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: Roger is using his teeth. He's biting it and might

766
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 3: I add you can't see it, but he's swallowing some

767
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 3: of the tape. He's he needs to open this gift. Okay.

768
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 2: So now we have a plastic bin kind of like

769
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 2: a tupperware bin, and within this uh is actually a gift.

770
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 3: So I'll pull this prize surprise.

771
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 2: And now this is again this is like a treasure

772
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 2: box that they would have at the dentist office.

773
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 3: That's that's where you get your prize. But it's wrap

774
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: that's right. This is a construction guy's lunchbox, right, A

775
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 3: big bea yes, fall down if you make fun of

776
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: your wife, that kind of thing.

777
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: Okay, So this is a like a Dalmatian wrapping paper

778
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 2: of the Dalmatians on skateboard and uh with a.

779
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 3: Bow, another beautiful buzz we'll put that opening.

780
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see what's in here.

781
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, what's very exciting.

782
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: Okay, so interesting. So now there's another wrap. Now this

783
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: is just you know, your white poster board girl with

784
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: a scotch tape. That's just easier on the hands and arms.

785
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 2: And I won't have to do my teeth this time.

786
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 2: We're opening. We're opening, which.

787
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 3: Is disappointing a little bit. Yeah, I would rather you

788
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 3: do it with your teeth.

789
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: But my jaws are so tired. Okay, so we've gotten

790
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: and I've got some tape on my hand. We'll just

791
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 2: slowly pull.

792
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 3: You can hear that. Yeah, good sound effects.

793
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 2: Now we've got a little cute, cute little plastic bin

794
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: which uh uh clear see through and it's holding uh interestingly,

795
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: a gift.

796
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: A little little gift. It's a bag.

797
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 2: It's a bag with all sorts of fun.

798
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: Snatch and that I got in an adult store. This

799
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 3: was adults only. Yeah, that's right. There was a parting

800
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: gift at a strip club.

801
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 2: It's got hot dogs and ice cream cones with faces

802
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 2: and one has googly eyes, actual googly eyes. I guess

803
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 2: they couldn't afford all googly eyes.

804
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even notice that.

805
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 2: So that's a special little treat. But let's see, let's

806
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: see what let me see what gift is.

807
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 3: Let's see it, because this is it. It can't get

808
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 3: any smaller than this. And we've got what do we have?

809
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: So we have a gift. Oh my gosh, it's almost

810
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 3: like we're going nuts, folks. I'm gonna this is very

811
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 3: This is the Greek, this is always.

812
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 2: That's life is. You're just constantly opening a gift that.

813
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: Never never, yeah, pans out. But I will say I

814
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 3: really do hope it pays off for the for the

815
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: person who made this. I hope it pays off once

816
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 3: we get to Now look.

817
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: At that little gift, it's like a it's a we're

818
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 2: now half a shoebox size, that's right, with the most

819
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: darling flower wrapping paper.

820
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 3: Yes I would.

821
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 2: So now we're opening this, we're unwrapping.

822
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

823
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: If people are listening to this at a loud volume

824
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 2: on their car speakers, the speakers are destroyed, destroyed, that's right, absolutely, Okay,

825
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: Now we're getting to this is the most novel box.

826
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one.

827
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: We haven't seen a box like.

828
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 3: This, no It's almost like a bent out of shape

829
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 3: to go box for a restaurant. Almost call it a

830
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 3: stupid box. It looks very stupid.

831
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what this would actually hold. Medical supplies,

832
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: It don't like.

833
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 3: It looks like it is a like a little container

834
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 3: for pens, like two of them taped together. That's what

835
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 3: it looks like. I don't know if that's true.

836
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: That would be an interesting guest, but I was thinking

837
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: the same.

838
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 3: Okay, so I lied about the package, the pack tape.

839
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 3: It's back. It's back and harder than ever. Okay, all right,

840
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 3: here we go and we open this. It does look

841
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 3: a little styrofoam. It almost looks like the package in

842
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 3: for the mcdelt.

843
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, mcdelt, or like a kidney kidneys for a kidney.

844
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: Okay, oh oh, and now talk about cute. We're getting

845
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: cuter folks now.

846
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 2: The box is probably the size of uh yeah, like

847
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 2: a mcdelt. I would say, okay, no, this is a McNuggets.

848
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 3: This is a McNuggets. This is a six by the way,

849
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 3: everything else we will refer to it as a McDonald's.

850
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: Because this is the they said we'll pay start paying

851
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 2: for the episode at forty minutes.

852
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 3: Yes, uh huh.

853
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 2: And so now this.

854
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 3: We're in the future. By the way, this is the future.

855
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: Everything is McDonald's. Like now this, this is this is

856
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 3: the gift. By the way, I have to say, this

857
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 3: is it. We have reached the gift, and I believe you.

858
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 2: It's a pink wrapping paper with strawberries and flowers and popsicles.

859
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Very cute with a bow. I've never seen. This is

860
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 2: like a four yeah, very flower, swush flower.

861
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 3: Pull that off.

862
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 2: Now we're unwrapping this gift. And what we got here, oh,

863
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: inside is another wrapped and now this is probably the

864
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: size of a I would say this is like a

865
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 2: small McDonald's fries, that's right, a little mess fries on

866
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 2: the market.

867
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 3: That's right. You could also like you would also put

868
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 3: like maybe six Wendy's nuggets in. Okay, but that again,

869
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 3: Wendy says, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's McDonald's.

870
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,879
Speaker 2: It's this could be filled with the McDonald's yogurt. Okay,

871
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: if they're still selling yogurt. I always buy yogurt at

872
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: I think people only go to McDonald's for yogurt.

873
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's there. Over a billions, over a billion sold

874
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: yogurt yogurts.

875
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 2: Okay, so now we're opening this and we're pulling this

876
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: white package.

877
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 3: Oke, let's see what we got in here. Okay.

878
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: So now now what I've found, and I believe this

879
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: has to still continue to be open, but it is

880
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: now the package is a dog food a Caesar Is

881
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: it weird? Is Caesar the dog trainer guy?

882
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: Is this dog? I couldn't tell you?

883
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 2: Or is it a competing season?

884
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 3: It might be the name of the dog. It might

885
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 3: be this white dog here. Yeah, but it's overcalling him

886
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 3: Caesar for a long time.

887
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: That was so many years and meetings and but it's

888
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 2: made with real beef and filats and gravy.

889
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 3: But it is.

890
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: It looks like it needs to be open because it

891
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,240
Speaker 2: still takes weird and it does smell like dog food.

892
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 3: No, it must have been washed.

893
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 2: So let's repeatedly open.

894
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 3: Okay.

895
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: So now we've opened this and for the viewer, for

896
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 2: the listener, we're showing this little dog food thing. I've opened,

897
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 2: uh to find interestingly, a small gift whoa which is

898
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: now the size of a fifty cent piece, which can

899
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: buy you maybe half a ninety nine cent drink of

900
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 2: McDonald's if they're on sale, right, that's a rare thing.

901
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 3: You find it almost like it looks like the size

902
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 3: of a water bottle cap that you might get an McDonald.

903
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: Or a very large contact for somebody with a huge eye,

904
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: a very.

905
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 3: That's so funny that you say that, and you'll find

906
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,280
Speaker 3: out why in a second. Okay, so we're also funny.

907
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 3: This is almost like we're telepathic at this point. And

908
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 3: now I will hand't even believe you just said that.

909
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:21,799
Speaker 3: That's absolutely wild. Do you have a camera in a

910
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: Teddy Bear in my house? I don't understand.

911
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: Well, i'll remind you a few weeks ago, you've got

912
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 2: a delivery, a large box.

913
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: That's right. An AT and T serviceman came and gave

914
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: me a delivery, said keep this in the corner of

915
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 3: your house.

916
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, And now I'll point out

917
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 2: something else I've noticed here is the hair got attached

918
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 2: to the tape.

919
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 3: On this one. If you go back and look at

920
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 3: the tape, there is a wig of hair here. You

921
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 3: can make a fucking wig of hair.

922
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: You can't wrap a gift without a piece of hair, gning.

923
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 3: No, absolutely no, Actually, you gotta put one in for

924
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 3: good luck.

925
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 2: Yes, for good luck. Okay, So we're opening and this

926
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 2: is a polka dot wrapped and again professionally wrapped this

927
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: and now.

928
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 3: Oh oh, how interesting, how interesting? I actually psychic unbelievable.

929
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 3: It is the.

930
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: Half of a contact lens holder.

931
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 3: Wow.

932
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,839
Speaker 2: And I've never seen one in this color you have,

933
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: I always see it in a green.

934
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 3: Where Okay, I chose the purple. I was like, I

935
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 3: love this one the most. Yeah, this is really nice. Surprisingly,

936
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 3: they cut in half very easily. Yeah, I've never seen

937
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 3: one cut in half. No, you don't because people usually

938
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 3: have two eyes, you'll have the two contacts. Yep.

939
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 2: But this is a mono contact.

940
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 3: Yes. Now it's getting small. I don't know how many

941
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 3: we're going to fit in here. What do we gotten there?

942
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: Now, this is the first thing that is not dry

943
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 2: which through this process that I've opened, and it looks

944
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: like a raspberry.

945
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 3: You'd be right, that is a raspberry. It's a true

946
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 3: real resb. Now I have to ask you a question.

947
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 2: Right, they're not sold a McDonald's.

948
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 3: They're not sold at McDonald's, no fruit allowed. I have

949
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: to ask you a question. What do you know about

950
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 3: the properties of a raspberry? What do you know can

951
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 3: you name a few properties of a raspberry?

952
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 2: I would say a proper raspberry is hollow.

953
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 3: That you could fit a what in there?

954
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever your imagination comes.

955
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: A gift, my friend, a gift.

956
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull out this raspberry from a contact lens.

957
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 3: Nature's pocket, Nature's rapping, right, what do we got?

958
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 2: I eat the raspberry as I'm opening it.

959
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know you want to get sick.

960
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 2: So I've opened a raspberry.

961
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 3: That's right.

962
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 2: Put that back in the lens contact lens holder, and

963
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 2: I found what appears to be a raisin.

964
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 3: That's correct. Your gift is per absolutely, maybe back maybe

965
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: a seed, maybe a tiny uh, you.

966
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 2: Can't as well. We've gotten this far. My hands are wet,

967
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 2: all right.

968
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 3: This is what I wanted to do. Make you look

969
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 3: like a psychopath because he's opening a raisin right now.

970
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 2: It's a raspberry soaks raisin, that's right. And I think

971
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 2: that's the end of it.

972
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: That's it. This is kind of the center of the universe.

973
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 3: It is this might be this is like the center

974
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 3: of the units. It's like, you know, the universe on

975
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 3: a turtle's back. It's where right? This is it?

976
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: And who's really to say where the center of the

977
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 2: universe is.

978
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 3: It's right here. It could be this, Yeah, it could

979
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 3: be this, it could be city walk, it could be

980
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 3: Mario Lopez, could be Mario Lopez would be that's his goal.

981
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 2: It made it the center of Okay, I need to

982
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: buy something to wipe my hands with, so I and

983
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: unfortunately I.

984
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 3: Don't have much paper from here, so I'll have.

985
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 2: To look around the ground.

986
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 3: Oh, here's some, here's some. I'll just use this as

987
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 3: a napkin. Have you ever gotten a raisin before?

988
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 2: In my Life's actually like the last nine episodes, which

989
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 2: just a shame because it's you know, you get tired,

990
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 2: you do.

991
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 3: And it's so funny. We were talking about old people

992
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 3: food and along comes the sweet raisin, the gentle raisin.

993
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: Kind of the basis of every senior's diet, that's right foundation.

994
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's not too sweet.

995
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 2: It's it's a little snack.

996
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: It's a little little treat, gives you a little pick

997
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 3: me up during the day.

998
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 2: Not too hard to choose through, but not too soft

999
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 2: to make you feel old.

1000
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Children like it, and old people.

1001
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 2: Children, I will say, out of all people, children love

1002
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: raisins the most love raisin. Probably the biggest audience for raisins.

1003
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 3: It's children. Children.

1004
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: You go trick or treating, a child will love a raisin.

1005
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 3: I was just talking about how fun it is to

1006
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 3: get raisins in a little box. Okay, you know those

1007
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 3: little sun made box. Of course, I mean the little

1008
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 3: box is half of the raisin. I mean, like, think

1009
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 3: about like these boxes, that's half the gift.

1010
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 2: I'm shocked one of those little boxes didn't come into

1011
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 2: play here.

1012
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. I fucked up huge. Actually overlook

1013
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: oversight by, do me a favor. We'll just pause recording.

1014
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 3: I will go by.

1015
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: You're not far from here.

1016
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 3: No, I'm just run home.

1017
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: And if you wouldn't I just doing this all over

1018
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: one difference.

1019
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 3: It is though, like exactly like the olive, isn't it

1020
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 3: where Like it makes raisins, It makes you want to

1021
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: eat like the kids. If I offer my child like

1022
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: just straight up loose raisins, right, if I put it

1023
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 3: in a tiny fucking cute box, suddenly it's like, whoa,

1024
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 3: look what I got? I got? I got a fun toy.

1025
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: And that's happening at you.

1026
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 3: I mean, it could speak to how like moronic my

1027
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 3: children are. But I think it more speaks to we

1028
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 3: love opening little presents.

1029
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 2: It's there's nothing more fun.

1030
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I've just opened, did you I would get

1031
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 3: like nineteen yeah, something.

1032
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 2: Like byers of yeah, and each one was more fun

1033
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 2: than the less. That's right, you know the first one.

1034
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: If I had just opened and there was just one

1035
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: thing in there, day I'm already hanging by a thread, right,

1036
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: I would have been a mess yep. But then to

1037
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 2: see I have eighteen more things to open, it's like

1038
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 2: Christmas over and over.

1039
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 3: Not work at all. No, that's what you want to do,

1040
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 3: is you want to keep opening gifts.

1041
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 2: You never want to get an object and then you want.

1042
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 3: It to be a fucking meaningless little raisin. That's what

1043
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 3: you want. You want a huge gift. Do you want

1044
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 3: the anticipation and then the payoff of a raising anticipation

1045
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 3: is better. It is always and the unknown.

1046
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 2: Exactly in a horror movie, once you see the monster,

1047
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 2: it's over. Exactly at Christmas, once you open the sweater,

1048
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,399
Speaker 2: it's over.

1049
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 3: It's over once you go. Once you're like, oh, let's

1050
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 3: go out on New Year's Eve, Let's go to a restaurant.

1051
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 3: Let's go to Disneyland. Anytime you get there, it's just like, oh,

1052
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 3: now there's people here. Now this is my life, this

1053
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: is my life. It's like the excitement is so much better.

1054
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, the imagining of what could possibly be here, Yeah,

1055
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: could have never lived up to a.

1056
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: Raise to a raisin. Well, I'm glad you.

1057
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: Edible raspberry and ate you did find nature's gift wrap.

1058
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 2: I did, at least as far as the berry category,

1059
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 2: I would say within vegetables, probably a romaane.

1060
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: Romane, I mean, strawberries have a little hole in the middle.

1061
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 3: Let's not forget that.

1062
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that one always feels wrong.

1063
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 3: It does.

1064
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: It feels like you couldn't just fill it up.

1065
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 3: They made a mistake. What is that hole for? What

1066
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 3: is what's people call in or write to the show

1067
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 3: about berries, about berries, things you find in the woods

1068
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 3: for it. Yeah, you should have people if anyone knows

1069
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 3: what that hold of evolutionary like, what's the point of it?

1070
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 2: Like what allowed Maybe it allowed the bug to live

1071
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 2: in there rather than to eat its way in. So

1072
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 2: it's like, listen, this is a home for you as

1073
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: long as you don't mess things up there or is allowed.

1074
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 3: Just don't eat any just don't eat anything.

1075
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: And that allowed them for billions of years to become

1076
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: the strawberry we know and loved.

1077
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 3: Is the strawberry flour. Strawberry is exclusively a flower, it is.

1078
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 3: And what about a raspberry? A raspberry a nut? It

1079
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 3: is a nut? Uh huh? Yes, wow, So you that

1080
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 3: was an immediate response, so much so that I believe

1081
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: that you have this is something you've studied or learned.

1082
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's my other podcast. Okay, is it a nut

1083
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 2: over a flower? Okay, cauliflower cauliflowers a meat, Colie nut

1084
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 2: Callie nut is a space rock Okay, Okay, So things

1085
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,439
Speaker 2: are and that's another podcast for someone else. Yes, yeah,

1086
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 2: you know, leave that out of my show.

1087
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 3: That's right.

1088
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: I mean I can only do so many things.

1089
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 3: I apologize for mixing and matching.

1090
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: Yes, And a raisin ultimately is a gift. That's the

1091
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:40,839
Speaker 2: category within the whole family tree of the category is gift.

1092
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 2: Raisin is gift. Well, I'm so thrilled. I wonder it

1093
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: happened with the rest of the raisins you had.

1094
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 3: Okay, so now I have to be honest with you.

1095
00:52:53,760 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 3: That raisin I found on the floor, that is a

1096
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 3: loose child rug raisin, so I would highly recommend not

1097
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: eating it. It could have been like weeks old.

1098
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: Did you find the raspberry in the back of your car.

1099
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 3: The raspberry I took out of the fridge. Raspberry took

1100
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 3: out of the fridge, by the way, I had to

1101
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 3: like search a bunch of different I needed a perfect pocket.

1102
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 3: But that raisin. I was like, I need something, I

1103
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 3: need something. Should it be like I was thinking a crumb?

1104
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 3: Maybe I needed something perfect? And then it was just

1105
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 3: like you know, like the guy like a choir saying ah,

1106
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 3: and like the light came down from like a stained

1107
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: glass window and shined onto this dirty, little shitty raisin

1108
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 3: on the floor.

1109
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 2: This reminds me like the one story I've heard about you,

1110
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 2: I think was from Daniel Libman, okay, and I think

1111
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 2: it like the first day that you were working.

1112
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 3: Or like very was they were just recently on the show. Yes,

1113
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 3: I loved this too so much.

1114
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 2: They were working with you on a show very early on,

1115
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 2: and one of them noticed you had I think a

1116
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 2: vanilla oreo. You had a shark and you were and

1117
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 2: I was coloring, coloring it to look like a regular area.

1118
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 2: So this is where they come together.

1119
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it does it does? I like doing that?

1120
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 3: I like drawing on food.

1121
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 2: Do you have ever any memory of that?

1122
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 3: Oreo? I do? I mean you just brought me back

1123
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 3: like nom too. It was on Happy Endings. We worked

1124
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 3: together on a show. Yes, yes, but yeah I was.

1125
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 3: I was at first. I started as a writer's assistant

1126
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 3: on that show, and I was horrific, like not taking

1127
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 3: didn't care not taking notes, didn't know what I was doing,

1128
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 3: didn't know how to use final draft, like was like

1129
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 3: hired for something specific but didn't And then that's what

1130
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 3: I would do all day. It's like, you know, how

1131
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 3: did you make it? Maybe? Yeah? I was just like,

1132
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 3: you know, trying.

1133
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: To be silly writers as system job is one of

1134
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 2: the most stressed shows you can you.

1135
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 3: Can have, and I was terrible at it and yelled

1136
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 3: at and then got promoted to a writer after that,

1137
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 3: They're like, you're so bad, we want please you can't.

1138
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 3: It was always like did you take notes on that?

1139
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,359
Speaker 3: I'd be like it was like all that, like Gil,

1140
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 3: did you write that down? You get that? Whoo?

1141
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 2: It was a lot of that. Did you ever get

1142
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 2: in trouble for it?

1143
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 3: I mean trouble I don't know.

1144
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 2: You ever feel like, oh, my job's in danger.

1145
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 3: Uh No, I didn't care. I think at that point

1146
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 3: I was just like, yeah, I was like for some

1147
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 3: reason in my head, I was like, I you know,

1148
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 3: you guys need me. I don't need this. It was

1149
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 3: very right turns. It's good to have that attitude when

1150
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 3: in any job, not to be grateful for anything. That's

1151
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 3: what I've learned entry level. Just be the worst possible

1152
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 3: at your job, that's right, and people will be mesmerized

1153
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 3: by you. You will work yourself up. It is like

1154
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 3: Forrest Gump or what's that movie being, Being? There Being

1155
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 3: I've never seen Being. Oh, it's great, it's like the

1156
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 3: good Forrest Gump. Oh he's watching?

1157
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is the He just goes through life and

1158
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,439
Speaker 2: has interesting things happened to him.

1159
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 3: Exactly and just like moves through life. I forgot his

1160
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 3: name is like something Chance something. I forgot what his

1161
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,280
Speaker 3: name is in the movie, but it's Yeah, Peter Sellers

1162
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 3: is incredible in it. It's good. It's sort of the

1163
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 3: same premise.

1164
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 2: Right, I like the premise falling up kind of right.

1165
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: And then there was a sequel to Forrest Gump. Apparently

1166
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 2: there was what was it. Apparently Forrest Gump two. No,

1167
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 2: that's true, that's not true.

1168
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 3: There was a book sequel. Stop the movie is based

1169
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 3: on a book. Apparently it is.

1170
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 2: Look and now maybe I'm saying.

1171
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 3: This, Oh my god, no, no, no, I think it sounds

1172
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:35,879
Speaker 3: it sounds right.

1173
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 2: But apparently there was a sequel. And I think it

1174
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 2: gets very dark.

1175
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 3: In Forrest Gump. What oh no, it happens to Forrest. Wait,

1176
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: is he alive at the end of the first one, yes,

1177
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 3: right before he snaps he kills. He kills Haley Jills

1178
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 3: killing like, oh oh you liked him, you morons.

1179
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: Every famous person and he meets in the sequel die

1180
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,399
Speaker 2: ends up dead in a.

1181
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 3: Horrifically first scene in Fars Gump, Too farst Gump puts

1182
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 3: Hayley Joe Osman in a dryer and turns it on.

1183
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 3: That is what happened. What a disappointment. That's what we

1184
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 3: were rooting for.

1185
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 2: This guy and.

1186
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 3: This guy, and now he's tumbling his little child. That's

1187
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: fucking crazy.

1188
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 2: He had just been through a lot. He went to war,

1189
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 2: he had met one president.

1190
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 3: That's right.

1191
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 2: Those are two things I remember.

1192
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 3: Everyone forgot that he was stupid.

1193
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 2: He met he saw his girlfriend play naked Live, that's right,

1194
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 2: and he played Ping Pong, opened a or co, opened

1195
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 2: a franchise shrimp company, that's right, which is still maybe

1196
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 2: at CityWalk, Mario Lopez maybe eating there right now for

1197
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 2: all we know.

1198
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 3: My god, when's the last time you were there at citywas?

1199
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: I've been to CityWalk one time and it was because

1200
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 2: of this show someone gave me.

1201
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 3: By the way, you're still there. You don't know this,

1202
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 3: but you're actually still there hallucinating something broken.

1203
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 2: That day, I was given a gift certificate to go

1204
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 2: indoor skydiving.

1205
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: Oh did they have that there? They have that there?

1206
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 2: And so I went for that purpose only the I mean,

1207
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 2: there are a colleidoscope of reasons I don't want to

1208
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 2: go to the Universal city Walk, but the main one

1209
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: is I don't want to pay for parking, and so

1210
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: this was a free parking Okay, So I thought, okay, fine.

1211
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 3: I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll suffer.

1212
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 2: So I was there at about ten thirty in the

1213
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 2: morning before the crowds when indoor skydive a smart way

1214
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 2: to do it. Yes, it was empty. I imagine Maroon

1215
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: five was blasting over the speakers.

1216
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 3: Obviously, and I was digning gifts or something like that.

1217
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1218
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 2: They have a book signing there every morning there exactly.

1219
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what book. Bring them any book. Adam

1220
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 2: Levine will sign your book at Universal City Walk. But

1221
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 2: I went, I did the skydiving. Fell in love with

1222
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 2: indoor skydiving. Really what a time? Haven't been back.

1223
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 3: It sounds fun.

1224
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 2: The price ranges a little, I imagine. But yeah, now

1225
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: since I've been.

1226
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: Just a few people get you know, sucks the man.

1227
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 2: Kind of Willy Wonka stuff. Yeah, but people are very

1228
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 2: good at it. It's like you can like learn like ballet. Yeah,

1229
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 2: Like people since I've been on that listeners have sent

1230
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 2: in like have you seen this, and they're like World

1231
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 2: Indoor Skydiving Championship. People will be like synchronized skydiving, which

1232
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 2: to me doesn't make any sense, like physically, I don't

1233
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: know how you've learned to do that. That was my

1234
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 2: one experience at the and I'd like to keep that

1235
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: my one experience, one experience. The only other thing I'll do.

1236
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 3: You see a movie there every week. You see a

1237
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: movie there every week.

1238
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: During my break on my shift at the theater. No,

1239
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 2: I'll say if Mario is willing to interview me.

1240
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: Then you'll do it. I'll do it. The last time

1241
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 3: I was there was Valentine's Guy of course guests. Well

1242
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 3: I didn't go. I went with a friend because our

1243
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 3: wives were out of town, okay, and so we were like,

1244
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 3: let's have a date ourselves. So we went to City Walk,

1245
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 3: went to eat at Wolfgang Pucks, which was closed a restaurant.

1246
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 3: Oh he did, he did that monstrosity. I think is

1247
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 3: still I think it's open. I'm not sure, but because

1248
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 3: I haven't been there since like forever, like ten years

1249
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: or so. And we went and couldn't get into Wolfgang Pucks.

1250
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 3: It was packed because it's ended up having to eat

1251
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 3: at Subway. But the worst day of our yet. Do

1252
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 3: you know Jo? Do you know him? I know of him? Okay,

1253
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 3: that was who I was with. And then we went

1254
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 3: to eat. Then we went to see Percy Jackson, another

1255
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 3: romantic another romantic movie. We get in there there was

1256
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 3: like coca cola like spilled all over the like concession

1257
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 3: stand like and it was like in my sleeve. We

1258
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,959
Speaker 3: got we had the we were having the worst night ever.

1259
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: We go into the movie theater. He's got this like

1260
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 3: huge cup of cherry coke or something, and some god

1261
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 3: I goes, like, trying to be funny, goes to John, uh,

1262
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 3: hey can I get a sip of that that drink?

1263
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 3: And John was like at breaking point and he goes, yeah,

1264
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 3: but you're gonna have to fucking kill me first, and

1265
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 3: I lost it. I like dropped to my knees and

1266
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 3: started crying of laughter. It was just like like a

1267
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 3: culmination of like the worst night ever. It was so funny.

1268
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 3: And the guy was like, whoa, whoa, what did I

1269
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 3: just walk into right now?

1270
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 4: Oh?

1271
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrifying. That's what. That's what that is what

1272
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 3: city walk the vibes City Walks gives me.

1273
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 2: But how was Percy Jackson?

1274
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 3: Incredible? The best movie I've ever seen? Best movie I've

1275
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 3: ever seen.

1276
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 2: It's like Percy Jackson in the Lightning Chasers or.

1277
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 3: Something something like that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, what a night,

1278
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 3: Harry Potter.

1279
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 2: Clone, Yeah, exactly kind of off brand. Yeah, yeah, I

1280
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: don't know what I know. People who regularly go to

1281
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 2: the Universal any Walk, I don't.

1282
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 3: Know how you can stand it. I were trying to

1283
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: have like an ironic night and it ended up being

1284
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 3: like no, it's actually very bad.

1285
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,480
Speaker 2: You do me when people do things like big activity

1286
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 2: activities ironically, it's like you're doing a bad thing. You're

1287
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 2: doing I'll tell you, it just won't be a good experience.

1288
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 3: And I want to remind everybody this was a long time.

1289
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 3: I don't do things ironically anymore. This was that was

1290
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 3: the last time I was like, oh, I'm paying for it.

1291
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 2: I've never you know, the ironic. My number one least

1292
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 2: favorite is going to a restaurant ironically. Yes, I'm like,

1293
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 2: well then I'm just eating.

1294
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 3: Food that Yeah, the joke's on you. Exactly.

1295
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 2: No, let's just have a nice tone. But that feels

1296
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: like at least you got all in you odd on

1297
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 2: this time experience.

1298
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: Exactly, it was an overdose and you had a.

1299
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 2: I mean, at least you got to watch John Threatn

1300
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 2: a stranger.

1301
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 3: That was good.

1302
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 2: A friend just told me about an experience, a road

1303
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 2: rage experience where he was backing. He was going to

1304
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:57,479
Speaker 2: back his car out and the person beeped too hard

1305
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,439
Speaker 2: or something and freaked out, and then my friend backed

1306
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 2: out and was a little annoyed, so he like followed

1307
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 2: the person.

1308
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's oh step person, Oh gosh.

1309
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 2: And said I've got nothing to lose, so good. And

1310
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: so my friend was like okay and just had to drive.

1311
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 2: What's he doing that experience in that situation?

1312
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you you you can't do that. You don't know

1313
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 3: why people have like guns and everything. It's like so bad.

1314
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 3: Once I was in a car and somebody coming out

1315
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 3: this is also a long time ago. I do not

1316
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 3: do this, and somebody cut me off and I pulled

1317
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 3: my car up to their front when and I had

1318
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: like this was complete road rage, and I was like,

1319
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 3: you pit the wrong day, lady. That is my line.

1320
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 3: That's what came out of my mouth. Can you believe

1321
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 3: that forward? I don't know, I don't know. It sounded

1322
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 3: like something Stallone would say. And I was just like

1323
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 3: we were both looked at each other like what and

1324
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 3: and then I just drove away. Yeah. It was so

1325
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm so sorry that.

1326
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 2: When you say you picked the wrong day, you have

1327
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,240
Speaker 2: to kill the person.

1328
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. And it's like I wasn't having a bad day.

1329
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 3: It was like a fine day. I don't know, like

1330
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 3: what I was. Road rage is crazy. It's crazy.

1331
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 2: Your brain goes to a totally different place. Yeah, I

1332
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 2: mean I was talking to some of one about this recently,

1333
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 2: and like, is the reason that happens is because it

1334
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 2: just naturally your body's adrenaline while driving really fast has

1335
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 2: to be up a little bit. So it's like you're

1336
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 2: not aware that you're adrenaline is super high. I think so,

1337
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 2: so you're ready to be set off.

1338
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 3: You're like, Okay, my life is at stake, right, and

1339
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 3: this person has no care. It's also that feeling that

1340
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 3: you have, like when you're on the internet and you

1341
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,479
Speaker 3: can't see the person's face and you're like, I'm gonna

1342
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 3: say whatever the fuck I want in this comment section.

1343
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 3: That's what I feel like.

1344
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: And you're a notorious and I'm a notorious trow. I

1345
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 2: will go to anybody, especially like younger actors. But seriously, though,

1346
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 2: it feels like I'm now equating, like, Okay, maybe YouTube

1347
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 2: comments are like road rage on the internet, but it

1348
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 2: it is like you don't know, You're like, they're not

1349
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 2: a real human being until you actually see their face,

1350
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 2: you know, and so you're like, I can say whatever

1351
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 2: the fuck I want?

1352
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 3: How dare they?

1353
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,120
Speaker 2: And everybody kind of has this reservoir of just built

1354
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 2: up frustration and anger. Oh, this is a place to

1355
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 2: kind of let that out.

1356
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But it's so dangerous. It's so dangerous it

1357
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 3: makes no sense. And also I talk about I just

1358
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,640
Speaker 3: talked about this with my wife. We talk about this

1359
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 3: all the time, which is you want the person who

1360
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 3: you're talking to to learn a lesson ultimately be like

1361
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 3: either a better driver or not do it in the future,

1362
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 3: and that is never going It's like in your head,

1363
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 3: the fantasy is, oh, that person taught me that, like

1364
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 3: taught me ago. Now I will actually follow the rules.

1365
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: Thank god, No, I didn't know. Yeah, Like you're like,

1366
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 3: I hope that person gets into an accident, and but

1367
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 3: they're okay and they just learned their lesson, and then

1368
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 3: like it's it's you. You're not it's just anger. It's

1369
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,680
Speaker 3: just like pent up anger. Nothing comes from letting it out.

1370
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,959
Speaker 3: I feel like the like most all do at this point.

1371
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 2: And I actually think this might be even more dangerous

1372
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 2: is when someone's mad at me is to smile and wave,

1373
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 2: which I have to imagine is even more infuriating.

1374
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 3: Probably, yes, that is more infuriating. One time I had

1375
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 3: someone in New York. I was walking on the street

1376
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,840
Speaker 3: and someone said something horrible to me. And for some

1377
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:24,200
Speaker 3: reason my reaction was I forgive you. I forgive you.

1378
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:28,919
Speaker 3: And this insensed the man. He was like, you can't

1379
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 3: forgive me, you can't be sweet to me. He was

1380
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 3: just like so angry, and I was like, I forgive you,

1381
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 3: I forgive you. It was like a goodwill hunting or

1382
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 3: something like. I was like, I forgive you, sir. It

1383
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 3: like it is. There's something about being kind to someone.

1384
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 2: Like they don't like they short circuit.

1385
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:47,560
Speaker 3: Yah, they short circuit.

1386
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 2: They're like, I thought you would just match my energy.

1387
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, I am better than you, sir.

1388
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 3: I'm better. I am like zen right now.

1389
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 2: The only kind of satisfying road rage is when someone

1390
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 2: cuts you off, speeds past you, and then you end

1391
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 2: up at the red light together. You don't even have

1392
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 2: to look at them. It's just that feeling of like, oh,

1393
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,080
Speaker 2: I feel like the most powerful person in the universe

1394
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 2: right now. That person must be like such an asshole.

1395
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they have to like look at you and

1396
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 3: such shame. Yeah, shame sitting their mess. Yeah, that's what

1397
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 3: I get off on, actually, the shame of other people,

1398
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 3: especially if they're like older people. If like an older

1399
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 3: person's cut me off, I'm like, okay, so late in

1400
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 3: life they're almost close to death and you still feel shame,

1401
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 3: like that's like you've never gotten over it. I'm never no.

1402
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,920
Speaker 2: Oh, well, is there anything left to say about raisins

1403
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 2: or raspberries?

1404
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 3: They're great. Do you have a favorite berry? Oh? God,

1405
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 3: I will say. I was gonna say strawberry, but I

1406
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 3: find them recently to be too inconsistent. That's their big law, right,

1407
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 3: that is, strawberry was number one on my fruit list.

1408
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 3: Now I think it's peach, and that is because but

1409
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 3: that's also so it's way more inconsistent. But I would

1410
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 3: say that the best peach is better than the best strawberry.

1411
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 3: I agree, So that's how I rate it. Now, whatever

1412
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 3: the best, give me the best of the platonic, yes, exactly.

1413
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I will say for peaches, there's like a

1414
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 2: pretty good time window that you're aware of that they'll

1415
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,800
Speaker 2: be good. Strawberries I've never been able to figure out

1416
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 2: when you're supposed.

1417
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 3: To get that's right? And what about the whole? Can

1418
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 3: we talk about the whole? For no one's talking about

1419
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 3: what's talking about that missing fruit?

1420
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 2: Once people know about this whole.

1421
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, strawberries or strawberries are done. Once people figure out like,

1422
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm missing like I paid for a

1423
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 3: full strawberry. I'm getting, like, you know, two thirds of

1424
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:45,840
Speaker 3: a strawberry.

1425
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 2: Life has been wasted.

1426
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 3: What is this? What's this? Lie? Meanwhile, peach half of

1427
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,439
Speaker 3: it is a stone. It's right, it's true. Even there's

1428
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 3: like grooves in the pit of a peach, you fit

1429
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 3: fruit in there. That's true. You're getting fruit. That's a

1430
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,800
Speaker 3: efficient that's efficient.

1431
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 2: And you get something you can throw at someone use

1432
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:04,799
Speaker 2: as a toy.

1433
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like like rap and gives it to a

1434
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 3: gift or something like that. You can always jewelry the

1435
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 3: whole buffalo.

1436
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 2: What happens when a peach pit dries out? Is it gross?

1437
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 2: Or is it usable?

1438
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 3: Uh? Are you really? I feel like somebody could like

1439
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 3: build something out of those. I'm sure they can feel

1440
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 3: like you could. Well, thank you, first of all, thank you.

1441
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:31,320
Speaker 3: I'm actually very flattered and blushing right now. I can

1442
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 3: build something out of peach pits.

1443
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 2: You should become a pit worker.

1444
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 3: I should. I should do stuff just a pit artist.

1445
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,639
Speaker 2: Like on YouTube building things out of hits.

1446
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1447
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,640
Speaker 2: This is an ideas podcast. I say it all the

1448
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 2: time you throw it out and let the guest. Yeah,

1449
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 2: we'll see with the benefits. Yeah, well I'm incredible. I'll

1450
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:53,760
Speaker 2: obviously be saving both of these great those will not

1451
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,759
Speaker 2: be thrown anywhere.

1452
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: No, no, as well as all of this rap. If

1453
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 3: you want me to send you some sort of vibe

1454
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 3: to put them in trying too, I can do that.

1455
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 2: You know, a little uh fragrance sampler, that would be great.

1456
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 2: Stuff those down in there, seal it up. But then

1457
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 2: it's a time capsule. That's right, the world for as

1458
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 2: time capsule, that's right, not a bad idea.

1459
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 3: Nope.

1460
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,320
Speaker 2: Well I think it's time play a game. Okay, We're

1461
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 2: gonna play a game called Gift you a Curse. Okay,

1462
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 2: but first I need to number between one and ten

1463
01:10:21,479 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 2: from you. Ten okay, wow, I think you're a very

1464
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 2: small number of people who I have to do some

1465
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 2: light calculating to get our game piece right now, game pieces,

1466
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 2: So right now, you can recommend, promote, do whatever you

1467
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 2: want with the microphone. I'll be right back.

1468
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 3: Okay. So all right, so I recommend and promote the

1469
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,679
Speaker 3: show Big Mouth, which I write for and act on.

1470
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 3: This final season is out right now on Netflix, so

1471
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:55,599
Speaker 3: please check that out. It's uh, it's great and it's

1472
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 3: nice to say goodbye. It was out. How's that was

1473
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:01,600
Speaker 3: that good? A little bit on here. Netflix is a

1474
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,799
Speaker 3: streaming service. Basically, you go onto your your big computer,

1475
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 3: you use your okay.

1476
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 2: And again, Netflix is only available via the desktop PC.

1477
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 3: That's correct. You have to have a mouse. You have

1478
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 3: to have a mouse and one of those like big

1479
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,240
Speaker 3: huge PCs. Yes, you can hear down the block.

1480
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 2: An engine, power engine, a diesel powered modem.

1481
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,839
Speaker 3: Oh god, this is how we play.

1482
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse. I'm going to name three things

1483
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 2: and you're can tell me if they're a gift or

1484
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 2: a curse and why Okay, then I'll tell you if

1485
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 2: you're right or wrong. Because there are correct answers. There's

1486
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,280
Speaker 2: a strong chance you can lose. There's a small chance

1487
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 2: you can win. And what happens if I lose, Well,

1488
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 2: you're humiliated. Oh okay, and you've had a flawless podcast

1489
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,920
Speaker 2: so far. It would be sad to see you fall

1490
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:52,679
Speaker 2: on your face at the very end. Absolutely, the nerves,

1491
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 2: my god, Yeah, you're shaking.

1492
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,759
Speaker 3: I'm shaking. You're shaking.

1493
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:56,960
Speaker 2: You're drooling for some.

1494
01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 3: Reason, I'm drooling. I feel number three coming on. I'm like,

1495
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 3: I'm that okay.

1496
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 2: This first one is from a listener named Sydney from

1497
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 2: the Megateer of Suggestions.

1498
01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's very important.

1499
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,639
Speaker 2: Gift you a curse checking your bag at the gate

1500
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:17,600
Speaker 2: because the flight is too full.

1501
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,320
Speaker 3: Checking your bag at the cake. I would uh, I

1502
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 3: would say curse why because I fucking hate checking and waiting.

1503
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 3: I hate waiting for baggage, and I don't know what

1504
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 3: is the what are you what's the benefit just that?

1505
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 3: What is the benefit or checking your bag? What's the

1506
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 3: benefit that you're helping other people out? Is that it?

1507
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 3: I'm truly asking you. Well, I've got an answer. Okay, great,

1508
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:46,439
Speaker 3: So then I know I feel like I'm wrong and

1509
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to change my answer to of course you

1510
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,400
Speaker 3: check your bag, all right? What is it?

1511
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:53,759
Speaker 2: So you think it's a gift or a curse.

1512
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,719
Speaker 3: I think it's a curse. I will say it's a curse.

1513
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 2: Gill, it's a gift. We got to get the word

1514
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:00,760
Speaker 2: out that this is a game.

1515
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:01,640
Speaker 3: Okay, tell me why.

1516
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 2: I explain to you, Well, first of all, what a

1517
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,240
Speaker 2: generous thing to do from your home?

1518
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no service. That's your answer. First

1519
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 3: of all, not people airlines.

1520
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,120
Speaker 2: When you're boarding an airline, the first thing you should

1521
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 2: be thinking is what is the health of Delta, What

1522
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 2: is happening on United Airlines?

1523
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 3: How can I help Jet Blue?

1524
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,400
Speaker 2: Yes, what is the what's happening financially for this company?

1525
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 2: They've got to pack these things with people, They've got

1526
01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 2: to they have to overbook, and I'm part of that process.

1527
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 3: You're worried about the airline. I'm worried about airlines first,

1528
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,680
Speaker 3: in the in the industry, or just the corporations.

1529
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:43,720
Speaker 2: The corporations specifically. I don't care about the technology, the

1530
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 2: people working, the employees, that doesn't matter to me. The shareholders.

1531
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:50,640
Speaker 2: It is the shareholders ultimately. So I'm thinking about shareholders,

1532
01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:53,800
Speaker 2: which I do in every situation, and so this is

1533
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:57,479
Speaker 2: my little contribution to the shareholders is saying, look, you

1534
01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 2: can take this thing that I went out of my

1535
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 2: way to pack and bring with me as just as

1536
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 2: tightly as possible.

1537
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:05,679
Speaker 3: So knowing that I wanted to bring it on the plane.

1538
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 2: Yes, so I wouldn't have to wait at the carousel

1539
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,720
Speaker 2: after so I could just get into the car or

1540
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 2: god forbid, the lax shuttle to the car just trying

1541
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,519
Speaker 2: to eliminate one step from my life. But that was

1542
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,360
Speaker 2: a little selfish of me. That is true, I want

1543
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 2: to send my bag to the bottom of the plane

1544
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 2: and potentially lose it in transit.

1545
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 3: Well, I will agree with you on one condition. If

1546
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,320
Speaker 3: when you arrive at the airport, yes that you're going

1547
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 3: to everyone claps for you. If that is, if you

1548
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 3: can give me some sort of reward, I'm all in.

1549
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 3: Everyone's just like, thank you for then I'm in. Then

1550
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 3: I'm in.

1551
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 2: Uh they I feel like they did use to offer

1552
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 2: some incentive that's gone away.

1553
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 3: Oh like a like we'll give you a or a

1554
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 3: free scum. You're a complete scum on an airport, on

1555
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 3: an airplane.

1556
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,600
Speaker 2: Now, it's just out of the generosity, the openness of

1557
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 2: your heart that you're willing to to sacrifice.

1558
01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,320
Speaker 3: And maybe maybe the clerk will laugh at you. Maybe

1559
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 3: they'll be like you animal, you belong to a stupid

1560
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 3: piece of shake. Go sit next to the bathroom. You know,

1561
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 3: don't worry. Your luggage will be wet when you get it.

1562
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,599
Speaker 3: So ultimately, a gift.

1563
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 2: People need to know. This is a gift.

1564
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And uh, now I think I see where we're heavy.

1565
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 2: You understand how stupid. You were a curse, absolutely, and

1566
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,759
Speaker 2: uh it's unfortunate, but you're learning.

1567
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,679
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

1568
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 2: So number two, this is from a listener named Mark. Okay,

1569
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 2: and this is a longer one, so pay attention, okay,

1570
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 2: gift a dun't dose off? Gift or a curse. When

1571
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 2: you're reading off a credit card number on the phone

1572
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 2: and after every four digits they sit m hmm or okay,

1573
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 2: or someone's reading off a number to you and they

1574
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 2: won't continue until you satan hm or okay after every

1575
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 2: four digits. I assume Mark is working at a call

1576
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 2: center maybe yeah, or in customer service.

1577
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, or he just recently had a traumatic experience with

1578
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 3: it right, or just got a credit card, just got

1579
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 3: a credit card. He's thirteen, Mark age eleft eight eleven.

1580
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 3: Is it a gift or curse? At what that that

1581
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 3: you have? An? Mm hmm h. I guess we should

1582
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 3: reread this because there's a hard one to be like

1583
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:24,639
Speaker 3: what it looks like there's three scenarios in this question. Okay.

1584
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 2: So, so when you're reading off a credit card number

1585
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 2: on the phone and after every four digits they satan

1586
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 2: or okay huh, or someone's reading off a number to you,

1587
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 2: and they won't continue to till your satan hm or okay,

1588
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,120
Speaker 2: after everything, I think.

1589
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,559
Speaker 3: That's a curse. I think that they should. It is

1590
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 3: known at this point that everyone just needs to keep going.

1591
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 3: They can, They can separate with a little like four five, five,

1592
01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:52,760
Speaker 3: five six two. You can do that. If I have

1593
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 3: to hear your mm hmm, I'm like, just hurry the

1594
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 3: fuck up. What are we doing here? We both don't

1595
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 3: enjoy this. That's where I am wrong. Wrong, I knew it.

1596
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:07,479
Speaker 3: The credit card companies.

1597
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm on the side of positive affirmation. Oh okay, get

1598
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,559
Speaker 2: a little reinforcement is good, Okay, No, I said the

1599
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 2: four things. I need to hear from somebody else that

1600
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 2: I did a good job, and I need to tell

1601
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 2: somebody else that they did a good job. We need

1602
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,639
Speaker 2: these little moments of validation. And you know, every day

1603
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,479
Speaker 2: we're all really struggling through life.

1604
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 3: That's true.

1605
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 2: And if you get four numbers in a row, you

1606
01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 2: should hear from another person a plus.

1607
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 3: That's true. If we have it in our personal life,

1608
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 3: why can't we have it in Like when I'm having

1609
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:35,960
Speaker 3: sex with my wife, she'll go mm hmm, and I

1610
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 3: know I'm doing like a solid job every four every

1611
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 3: four seconds. I've asked her to go mm hmm, and

1612
01:17:43,479 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 3: then you say okay, and I say okay mm hm.

1613
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,720
Speaker 3: And if I don't hear that, I'm like, wait, we

1614
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 3: have to start over again on the second. Where's the

1615
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 3: Let's start from the beginning. I thought this was supposed

1616
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 3: to be electric. Yeah, but no, no, I need that value.

1617
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,559
Speaker 3: You're right, You're right, Okay, I made a mistake.

1618
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,680
Speaker 2: I apolog so. You've gone too wrong so far.

1619
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 3: It's a shame. But let's give you one more change.

1620
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 3: All right.

1621
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 2: This is from a listener named Emily. Gift you a

1622
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:11,200
Speaker 2: curse short sleeved sweaters.

1623
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:19,200
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, I revealed my short sleeved sweaters. Now

1624
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:21,920
Speaker 3: what does that mean? Does that mean like cut off?

1625
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 2: I think it's kind of whatever you want. They just

1626
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 2: don't have a foul.

1627
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:29,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna split my answer here. I'm gonna say that

1628
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,680
Speaker 3: if there is like a ringer at the end or

1629
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:37,640
Speaker 3: like it's hemmed, it's a fucking curse. It's disgusting. And

1630
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that if it's cut off, like you know, uh,

1631
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:47,400
Speaker 3: what's his name in the Goonies? Uh? What was the

1632
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 3: actor's name in no country, roll men, Oh he's so good.

1633
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 3: Thank you. It looks insanely good in a cutoff sweater

1634
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,960
Speaker 3: anywhere one in no country for old hen he does too.

1635
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say, gift if it's like cut off

1636
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 3: in a organic way, not in a bought way, and

1637
01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,800
Speaker 3: curse every other way. Okay, but I do need you

1638
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 3: need his fallen answer for need. Okay, I'm gonna say

1639
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:21,200
Speaker 3: curse then wrong, wrong?

1640
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:26,080
Speaker 2: No, what's wrong with taking a sleeve off? With sewing

1641
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 2: up a sleeve? I've I've been watching secret lives of

1642
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:30,639
Speaker 2: Mormon wives, and I think I've seen this a little bit.

1643
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,760
Speaker 2: I think I saw somebody with a sleeveless sweatshirt or

1644
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 2: sweater looked great. It's it's unconventional, it's fun. It's warming

1645
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,759
Speaker 2: up the part of the body that you want. Sometimes

1646
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,519
Speaker 2: you want just the chest to be warm, Sometimes you

1647
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:45,479
Speaker 2: just want the shoulder.

1648
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 3: I have a feeling you're being contrarian. I have a

1649
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:54,559
Speaker 3: feeling that you actually hate sweaters that are sleeveless or

1650
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 3: half sleep.

1651
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:59,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna google one right now, without sleep or sleep?

1652
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,160
Speaker 2: What is it with short sleeves?

1653
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 3: He's on a private tab, folks, he doesn't even want

1654
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,879
Speaker 3: to show his husband that he looked for this stuff.

1655
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see here, let's see. Okay, these are great

1656
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:14,040
Speaker 2: looking Look at this. How can you say this isn't?

1657
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 3: Who is it? If you're showing me a picture of

1658
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:17,679
Speaker 3: Adrian Brodie right now?

1659
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,719
Speaker 2: Okay, now that's a more that's on the Loft website.

1660
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:23,840
Speaker 3: Okay, for gals, decide what you want. You want to

1661
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:25,680
Speaker 3: be hot or you want to be cold, decide what

1662
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,280
Speaker 3: you want. Let's see and let's see.

1663
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,520
Speaker 2: Okay, now here's a man in one.

1664
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:33,559
Speaker 3: Let's see here. I think that's perfectly Now what site

1665
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:36,679
Speaker 3: are we on here? Banana Republic Factory.

1666
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess they're not selling it in the

1667
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:38,720
Speaker 2: main sho.

1668
01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:40,960
Speaker 3: You know what, take this with a grain of salt.

1669
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 3: If you're buying your stuff at Banana Republic, sure, go

1670
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,200
Speaker 3: for it, go for it. But if you're like me

1671
01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 3: and you shop at J Crew or you shop at

1672
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 3: the Gap, you're not buying sweaters that have cut off sleeves. Okay,

1673
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 3: well you got all three wrong. I know, I know

1674
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:02,120
Speaker 3: it's a travesty. Actually I apologie.

1675
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,160
Speaker 2: You've ventured a very small pool of people who have

1676
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:08,600
Speaker 2: lost the game completely completely, So that's something to be

1677
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:09,479
Speaker 2: proud of in a way.

1678
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 3: No, I will go home and feel sick. Yeah, like

1679
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,679
Speaker 3: one of these old people who have just cut somebody off.

1680
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:15,559
Speaker 3: Total shame.

1681
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 2: And now on a lease, our producer has one gift

1682
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:21,360
Speaker 2: or curse which we both have to answer to. They

1683
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 2: know the correct answer.

1684
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 3: Okay, on a lease. What is it?

1685
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 4: The County Fair?

1686
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 3: Hmm? Do you want to go? Or should I go?

1687
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:31,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go. Oh god, this is one where the

1688
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 3: anticipation is better than the actual thing. Okay, you think

1689
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 3: County Fair, You're like, I'm gonna have a good time.

1690
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:40,639
Speaker 3: You get there, it's like city walk on crack. I'm

1691
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:43,559
Speaker 3: gonna say, no fucking way, that's a curse. You go

1692
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:48,800
Speaker 3: there and it's the dregs of humanity doing the dregs

1693
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:54,519
Speaker 3: of humanities. You know, it's just activities. It's I would

1694
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:57,880
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fun in maybe an ironic way, but

1695
01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,679
Speaker 3: mostly it's a curse. It's a curse.

1696
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to actually say gifts, I think and I

1697
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,240
Speaker 2: have a I'm going to say state Fair curse. State

1698
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,519
Speaker 2: state Fair.

1699
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,840
Speaker 3: Is trash, So it depends on the side.

1700
01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:15,120
Speaker 2: State Fair is all concrete and like Marilyn Monroe Flee Splingks, Okayta.

1701
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 2: Whereas the County Fair has got a little bit of

1702
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,360
Speaker 2: charm and class. It's more of a Charlotte's Web vibe.

1703
01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,680
Speaker 2: They're blue ribbons. People are bringing their city Fair. Now,

1704
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,719
Speaker 2: city Fair is interesting, starting to get in. It really

1705
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,639
Speaker 2: is getting into city walk territory.

1706
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:30,320
Speaker 3: It is okay and town fair.

1707
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,479
Speaker 2: City Fair could be a new Rick Caruso property.

1708
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,320
Speaker 3: What about a block party?

1709
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:35,759
Speaker 2: Interesting?

1710
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,639
Speaker 3: Block parties should start having pike contests. They should.

1711
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,040
Speaker 2: I feel like that that's a new territory that block

1712
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,880
Speaker 2: parties haven't gotten into. They should bring the blue ribbon

1713
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 2: in maybe some farman.

1714
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:48,719
Speaker 3: Because you always want to see your neighbors with blueberry

1715
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:52,000
Speaker 3: all over their mouth. That makes you respect them a

1716
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:52,840
Speaker 3: little bit more.

1717
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,080
Speaker 2: If you like look through their window and then turn

1718
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 2: out and you lock eyes and there's blueberries all over their.

1719
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 3: Face, You're like, oh, man, yeah, I want them to

1720
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 3: babysitting my child. So I'm going to say gift.

1721
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,840
Speaker 2: As far as County Fair, State Fair again, trash got

1722
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:10,640
Speaker 2: it on Elish.

1723
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:11,519
Speaker 3: It's a gift.

1724
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,559
Speaker 4: Yes, wow often, I mean, think about it this way.

1725
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:18,040
Speaker 4: It's the closest experience we have to being able to

1726
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:22,400
Speaker 4: be in Roman times in you know you're gonna you know,

1727
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 4: when you show up, you might see someone die.

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01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:27,519
Speaker 2: Interesting, now that feels like State Fair to me.

1729
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:28,880
Speaker 3: There's something I have.

1730
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,679
Speaker 2: Seen several people die at the State Fair.

1731
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 4: You look up at that carousel, you look up at

1732
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:37,880
Speaker 4: that ferris wheel, it's shaking, it's rattling, the mighty rolling,

1733
01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 4: it's you know that something bad could happen, and just

1734
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:44,760
Speaker 4: the thrill. How many everything's so protected and organized these days.

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01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was talking to a total Nazi

1736
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:52,320
Speaker 3: right now who wants to see death and destruction. But yeah, okay, fine,

1737
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:56,599
Speaker 3: I love it. I absolutely love it. If you're going

1738
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 3: there to see death, Absolutely, the County Fair is the

1739
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,639
Speaker 3: number one place to go. The County Fair.

1740
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 2: You'll see the risk of death and potential of death.

1741
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:05,639
Speaker 3: That's fair.

1742
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 2: You will see, you will see death. You'll probably enter

1743
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 2: and there will be a body being there. You get

1744
01:24:09,920 --> 01:24:12,479
Speaker 2: to step over a body to get into that's right,

1745
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,040
Speaker 2: to get your funnel cake, that's right. Whereas the County

1746
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 2: Fair it might just be an extra bit of spice

1747
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:19,320
Speaker 2: to the night. I remember when that person.

1748
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 4: Says it's it's just a little extra thing there that's all.

1749
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:24,480
Speaker 4: It's just a little excitement for your life.

1750
01:24:24,479 --> 01:24:26,280
Speaker 2: Gil for you to have lost the game in such

1751
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:29,599
Speaker 2: a complete way. Oh my god, the efficiency, Oh my lord.

1752
01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,639
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have said ten is the problem.

1753
01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:34,599
Speaker 3: I think ten. You've started off too high right away.

1754
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to answer a listener question people are

1755
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,320
Speaker 2: writing into I said, no gifts at you email dot com.

1756
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,160
Speaker 2: They're also occasionally, or we would hope more often. Now

1757
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,439
Speaker 2: we just opened the gates to voicemail only. Is what

1758
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:48,000
Speaker 2: are the needs and wants from you? As far as

1759
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 2: a voicemail.

1760
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,160
Speaker 4: If you'd like to send us a voice note, please

1761
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:54,240
Speaker 4: make it under sixty seconds, okay, record it in a

1762
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,479
Speaker 4: quiet space. Okay, so no ac running in the background

1763
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,720
Speaker 4: or anything, no dogs or anything. And then when you

1764
01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,680
Speaker 4: send it in you just have to acknowledge you give

1765
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:04,920
Speaker 4: us permission to either use it or not use it

1766
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,640
Speaker 4: at our discretion. So thank you.

1767
01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I said no gifts at gmail dot com.

1768
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,960
Speaker 3: Will you help me answer a question? Yeah, I would

1769
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 3: love to.

1770
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:16,200
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got a run one right here. It says

1771
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:20,639
Speaker 2: dear Bridger and delightful but incredibly rude guest. Okay, whatever,

1772
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,599
Speaker 2: My sister moved to Portland, Oregon, from San Francisco Bay

1773
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:27,320
Speaker 2: Area about twenty years ago with her husband. They bought

1774
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:29,599
Speaker 2: a house, had a kid, and recently realized they've been

1775
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:32,479
Speaker 2: homesick the entire time. They are moving back to the

1776
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:35,000
Speaker 2: Bay Area with their seventeen year old and their dog.

1777
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,160
Speaker 2: They are going to rent a house while they figure

1778
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,639
Speaker 2: out where exactly they want to live. Slash can afford

1779
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:42,040
Speaker 2: to live around here? Well, it sounds like she's kind

1780
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:46,080
Speaker 2: of shaming her sister's bank account here. Whatever they anticipate

1781
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 2: renting for about three years, what is a housewarming slash

1782
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:52,320
Speaker 2: welcome home gift I can give them and that won't

1783
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:54,720
Speaker 2: add to clutter, especially since they'll be moving again three

1784
01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,920
Speaker 2: years from now. She's also kind of saying, my sister

1785
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:00,879
Speaker 2: can't commit to anything. Whatever they are, they are literary

1786
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,639
Speaker 2: types who love books and music. The seventeen year old

1787
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,479
Speaker 2: has generously agreed to do their senior year of high

1788
01:26:06,479 --> 01:26:10,120
Speaker 2: school here. Okay, generously, you do what your parents tell

1789
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 2: you to do. Send this kid off to naval academy.

1790
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:16,120
Speaker 2: A house plant is a given, my sister loves plants.

1791
01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,600
Speaker 2: And gift card for dinner out there out in the

1792
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:21,920
Speaker 2: new town seems obvious. Okay, but there are some food

1793
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:24,559
Speaker 2: allergies in the family that can make dining out difficult.

1794
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,400
Speaker 2: Do you have any ideas? I love you and the pod. Okay, well,

1795
01:26:27,439 --> 01:26:30,320
Speaker 2: I apologize for everything I've said so far, and that's

1796
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 2: just from happy sister. I guess that's probably on her

1797
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:35,599
Speaker 2: driver's license. Yeah, maybe her.

1798
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:38,599
Speaker 3: Name is happy, Yeah, happy, last name, last name sister.

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01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,560
Speaker 3: Sure my first thought, and this is gonna be a

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01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:47,360
Speaker 3: weird answer, but tent steaks, tent stakes. Okay, your sister

1801
01:26:47,439 --> 01:26:49,960
Speaker 3: can't stay still, and you need to give her a

1802
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 3: fucking hint about what you want her to do, right,

1803
01:26:54,439 --> 01:26:57,400
Speaker 3: So give her something that's going to undermine her entire

1804
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,920
Speaker 3: trip back, give her tense stak saying oh, yeah, this

1805
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,200
Speaker 3: is what you need, right because you can't say still

1806
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,880
Speaker 3: because you can't make a fucking decision. Let me get

1807
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:08,600
Speaker 3: you grounded, honey, that's what you need to do.

1808
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 2: But Gil, the sister has just realized she's wasted her

1809
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:11,639
Speaker 2: whole life.

1810
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,759
Speaker 3: She's sorry, but she's still wasting her life.

1811
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 2: She's so I mean, the emotions are running high. She's like,

1812
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,840
Speaker 2: my time is running out. She's probably going to realize

1813
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,800
Speaker 2: soon that she's not in love with her husband. That's right,

1814
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,519
Speaker 2: there has split the kid. Seventeen year old, kid's going

1815
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,080
Speaker 2: to be miserable.

1816
01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,160
Speaker 3: We already have a hint that the kid's a brat. Yes,

1817
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:34,760
Speaker 3: ungrateful brat, ungrateful, disgusting brat and the dog ugly. I

1818
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,519
Speaker 3: would say, I mean the question, yeah, I mean it

1819
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:39,520
Speaker 3: sounds disgusting.

1820
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kid, they would have said baby boy or

1821
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,080
Speaker 2: baby girl, seventeen year old baby boy say.

1822
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:47,639
Speaker 3: He probably has a middle part, Yes, but really gotte

1823
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:52,600
Speaker 3: is Yeah, we really eight middle part. We've already decided

1824
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:55,280
Speaker 3: that short people are disgusting right at the top of

1825
01:27:55,320 --> 01:27:58,720
Speaker 3: this show. So first of all, yeah, I mean, maybe

1826
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:00,720
Speaker 3: get her the gift of a hit man for her

1827
01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 3: ugly child. I don't know, take out the kickoff the kid.

1828
01:28:04,479 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 2: Then the kid probably has all the allergies, and so

1829
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:09,160
Speaker 2: you can get a gift card to any restaurant in town,

1830
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:10,760
Speaker 2: go crazy with it.

1831
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 3: Which where would you say, Wolfgang Poks?

1832
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,760
Speaker 2: Where would you I assume he has a branch in

1833
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:18,800
Speaker 2: San Francisco. Oh yeah, probably the San Francisco City Walk.

1834
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's a city walk by the way in every county.

1835
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:25,679
Speaker 3: Every they hold the fair.

1836
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,600
Speaker 2: This is her after this big move, She's going to

1837
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:31,760
Speaker 2: be craving a steak, and I assume Wolfgang probably does

1838
01:28:31,800 --> 01:28:35,400
Speaker 2: a decent steak at one of his franchise. I bet

1839
01:28:35,439 --> 01:28:37,200
Speaker 2: he has one in the airport, right.

1840
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,679
Speaker 3: Wait, did you mean steaks like.

1841
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,840
Speaker 2: I meant realize.

1842
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,200
Speaker 3: I mean we're on the same wavelength, like with the

1843
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:47,960
Speaker 3: contact lens, and I just think something in the steak world.

1844
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:50,519
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's ten steaks or real stakes.

1845
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:54,280
Speaker 2: Speaking of steaks, my boyfriend just bought his uh father

1846
01:28:54,439 --> 01:28:57,240
Speaker 2: for Father's Day, first birthday, a box of one of those.

1847
01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 2: He sent him one of those boxes of steaks you know,

1848
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:02,320
Speaker 2: Oh okay, And there was a mistake in the mail

1849
01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:03,200
Speaker 2: where they sent sake.

1850
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:05,840
Speaker 3: Oh my God and Jesus, this is classing.

1851
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,960
Speaker 2: I can barely breathe with all the steaks around. But

1852
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,240
Speaker 2: he sent it to him. But there was a mistake

1853
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:13,160
Speaker 2: where they also sent us a box and we thought, oh,

1854
01:29:13,160 --> 01:29:15,320
Speaker 2: we got a box of stakes where we were going

1855
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,600
Speaker 2: out for the night. So we left it on the

1856
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,880
Speaker 2: counter because it's in the frozen thing. We get home,

1857
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:21,000
Speaker 2: we open it up. There was no dry ice in there.

1858
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:21,800
Speaker 2: It was just rotting me.

1859
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,479
Speaker 3: No, oh God, did you complain and ask for a

1860
01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:27,800
Speaker 3: new freeze that's what my boyfriend said. But you can't.

1861
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:30,080
Speaker 2: You can't complain about the thing that accidentally sent you.

1862
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

1863
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,080
Speaker 2: He's like, we should have warned them. It's like, no,

1864
01:29:33,439 --> 01:29:33,680
Speaker 2: you did.

1865
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:34,559
Speaker 3: You end up throwing it out.

1866
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 2: I had to be thrown out. And I'm sure a

1867
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:39,240
Speaker 2: raccoon was so tempted. Mm or coyotes were probably give

1868
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:42,599
Speaker 2: it to a neighbor and look, looks so nice, looks

1869
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:45,640
Speaker 2: so nice until they're dead, Until they're dead. I feel like,

1870
01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:49,559
Speaker 2: send a box of steaks that I love.

1871
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:53,040
Speaker 3: That your suggestion is exactly what you did for someone.

1872
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:56,880
Speaker 3: What I did is actually a great gift.

1873
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,760
Speaker 2: And uh and then but while it's in transit, go

1874
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:08,000
Speaker 2: over with the wrapped box of tent steaks and double whammy.

1875
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:10,160
Speaker 2: And if she freaks out when she sees the tent steaks,

1876
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 2: you'll be far enough away that she can have her

1877
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:14,880
Speaker 2: melt down at home, and then she'll get this thing

1878
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:18,320
Speaker 2: on the port and starving for meat. I've had my

1879
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 2: child's killed. She's gonna go crazy.

1880
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:23,679
Speaker 3: That sounds like a good plan.

1881
01:30:24,439 --> 01:30:29,920
Speaker 2: What a way to enter the San Francisco Bay. I know, congrats,

1882
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:34,679
Speaker 2: happy sister. I feel like we answered the question beyond perfectly.

1883
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:36,280
Speaker 2: We saved a family.

1884
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:38,679
Speaker 3: We saved a family, and we killed a child.

1885
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:46,519
Speaker 2: That's what happens. That's the trade off thing exactly. That's family.

1886
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:50,040
Speaker 3: If your marriage is falling, apart from kill your child,

1887
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:58,640
Speaker 3: kill your kid. The kid's the problem, family, the family therapist,

1888
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:04,520
Speaker 3: kill Ozari. Your child's a problem.

1889
01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:05,960
Speaker 2: Well I can see what the problem.

1890
01:31:06,080 --> 01:31:08,519
Speaker 3: I can see. Are they leaving raisins on the floor.

1891
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,720
Speaker 3: Do yourself a favor and shoot them up.

1892
01:31:15,439 --> 01:31:17,080
Speaker 2: We answered the question perfectly.

1893
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,080
Speaker 3: You failed the game. I failed the game.

1894
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:21,479
Speaker 2: I have a raisin to hold on to for the

1895
01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:22,280
Speaker 2: rest of my life.

1896
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 3: And paper. You're not throwing any of this wrapping paper.

1897
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,720
Speaker 2: No, no, no. I've been throughout this. I have been

1898
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,360
Speaker 2: barely here mentally. Okay, I've been thinking where can.

1899
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:32,280
Speaker 3: That go in my home? Because I did enter a

1900
01:31:32,479 --> 01:31:36,640
Speaker 3: like a new level at Target, getting all this like

1901
01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:39,160
Speaker 3: I have like the black card now at Target. I

1902
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:44,320
Speaker 3: have entered like you know, the one hundred top customers

1903
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:44,879
Speaker 3: at Target.

1904
01:31:46,360 --> 01:31:48,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you get to go in before store hours. Yeah,

1905
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,320
Speaker 2: you get to use the private bathroom.

1906
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah they close it down for your birthday. That's right.

1907
01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 3: I get a wipe down cart. I get everything I need.

1908
01:31:56,479 --> 01:31:59,400
Speaker 2: Well, I really appreciate all of this, of course, and

1909
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:00,679
Speaker 2: I've so had that you could be here.

1910
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,479
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. It was great. It's great

1911
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:03,920
Speaker 3: to thank you for being here.

1912
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:07,559
Speaker 2: And listener, I have so much paper in my life.

1913
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:10,920
Speaker 2: I'm so I feel kind of settled for the first time.

1914
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:13,519
Speaker 2: This might be the final episode of the podcast. This

1915
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:15,800
Speaker 2: is kind of what I was looking for, and so

1916
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:17,519
Speaker 2: I'm going to go off and try to decide if

1917
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,200
Speaker 2: I'll do another an Oh no.

1918
01:32:20,800 --> 01:32:28,160
Speaker 3: This is really it? Just a gunshot rings you end

1919
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:31,320
Speaker 3: the podcast? Kill scream? Oh no?

1920
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:32,639
Speaker 4: Oh no?

1921
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:35,400
Speaker 2: How long do you think I would have to stay

1922
01:32:35,439 --> 01:32:39,840
Speaker 2: here before I could leave? They would ask you wait

1923
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,320
Speaker 2: till they clean up? Yeah, and then and can I

1924
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:47,599
Speaker 2: take the reason? You can't take the risk? Okay, listener,

1925
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:55,639
Speaker 2: the podcast is over. I love you, goodbye. I Said

1926
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:59,719
Speaker 2: No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer

1927
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:03,040
Speaker 2: is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed

1928
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:06,759
Speaker 2: by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker

1929
01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:09,439
Speaker 2: Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without our booker,

1930
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:13,400
Speaker 2: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram at

1931
01:33:13,439 --> 01:33:15,479
Speaker 2: I Said No Gifts. That's where you're going to see

1932
01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:18,479
Speaker 2: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

1933
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:19,639
Speaker 2: you want to see the gifts?

1934
01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:22,439
Speaker 3: The lie invit? Did you hear?

1935
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 1: Funna made myself perfectly clear. When you're I guess to me,

1936
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:39,160
Speaker 1: you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

1937
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:46,040
Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

1938
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:49,960
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to survey me