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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is and no, Junior didn't write this one

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<v Speaker 1>pre existing conditions.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't need.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now the nephew though, Yeah, we're gonna do pre conditioned,

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<v Speaker 1>pre existing conditions and just a few. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for the nephew. He's here and today's prank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call, nef what you got.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me before I get to the prank, sure, let

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<v Speaker 3>me say thank you to Montgomery, Alabama. That came out

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<v Speaker 3>man at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. Me the boy

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<v Speaker 3>earthquake celebrity comedian JJ Williamson did the dog one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Big ups to my boy Paul Davis down now in

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<v Speaker 3>the Gump baby, all right, black hats up, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>Big ups to the Gump. And y'all already know Land

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<v Speaker 3>in the cutters this week April fool As weekend. I

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<v Speaker 3>tell y'all about that after the prank, because there's a

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<v Speaker 3>people on that show. But this right here, this break

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<v Speaker 3>is h p P.

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<v Speaker 4>H p P.

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<v Speaker 3>That is Husband Protection Program. Husband Protection Program. We got

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<v Speaker 3>to protect on these husband from these wives that are

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<v Speaker 3>getting out of control. Husband Protection Program. Let's go catch

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<v Speaker 3>that HPP. I said it, Yes, let's go cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Morgan, my name is Josh So I'm with HPP

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<v Speaker 2>giving you a call. You are married to, uh mister

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<v Speaker 2>Sean to Michael, right? Yeah, who I'm with HPP. We

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<v Speaker 2>actually picked your husband up from his job today. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to give you a call pick him up for Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Okay? Uh, actually just

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to make sure that he's okay, and we're worried

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<v Speaker 2>about his ok what happened? Well, nothing's happening as of

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<v Speaker 2>right now. We've had a conversation with him and we've

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<v Speaker 2>checked him out. He's definitely okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But why are you picking him up?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't I don't understand why.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's just just calm down. Hang on. Second,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a couple of questions for you. Your husband he

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<v Speaker 2>is about what five nine? Correct?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And you would agree that Sean weighs about one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and seventy five pounds? Does that sound about right?

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<v Speaker 5>But he weighs yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm five nine as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And if you don't mind. I know it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little different type of question, but if you don't mind,

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<v Speaker 2>how much do you weigh?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is?

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<v Speaker 2>What is?

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<v Speaker 5>What is how much I weigh have to do with it?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't What is wrong with him? And where is?

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<v Speaker 5>Where is he right now?

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<v Speaker 2>We actually have him? We have him in our custody.

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<v Speaker 2>We have him where We have him in our custody

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<v Speaker 2>right now here at our headquarters at HPP. So what

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<v Speaker 2>what is?

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<v Speaker 4>What is the HPP?

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?

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<v Speaker 4>Husband protection?

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<v Speaker 5>I've never I've never heard of such a thing. Why

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<v Speaker 5>is he then? Here?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? The problem we haven't We've been getting some actual

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<v Speaker 2>complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that

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<v Speaker 2>you've been bullying your husband.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna give you a hold on one second so I

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<v Speaker 5>can go in here. What what what did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?

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<v Speaker 5>How we had we're married?

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<v Speaker 4>Have we had arguments?

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<v Speaker 5>Of course, you had arguments? What does that have to

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<v Speaker 5>do with anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you guys had any altercations any altercations.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, what kind of altercations?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been bullying him. Have you been bullying him?

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<v Speaker 2>For somebody to turn in and give us.

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<v Speaker 4>Who you talk to him?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't put him on this. This is what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. This what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>You got me up, my dad put off like an

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<v Speaker 4>htt crass, and somebody turned somebody in for some arguments.

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<v Speaker 4>We're married. Who do you freaking know who's married and

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<v Speaker 4>does not argue?

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<v Speaker 2>I understand you, mad, but it is my job to

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<v Speaker 2>protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This

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<v Speaker 2>is our m.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me speak for him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not at liberty to let you speak to him

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<v Speaker 2>right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is

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<v Speaker 2>bully me as well. And I see why am I.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying to bully you. I want to know what's going

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<v Speaker 4>on and why you call me and my dad with

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<v Speaker 4>some crap about him being at some headquarters on app.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a CP. Isn't one hundred ahdps and my husband

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<v Speaker 4>is not even protected from anybody fucking not me.

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<v Speaker 2>It is husband Protection program. You've been bullying your husband,

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<v Speaker 2>You've been using bad language. With you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I want to talk him my husband when

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<v Speaker 4>he said I do, he said, I do whatever she

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<v Speaker 4>said to me. Whenever he says that, hier he says it,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's what he gets. And if he has the

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<v Speaker 4>problems with arguing me, city to start his craft and

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<v Speaker 4>he won't be in an argument and you tell him that.

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<v Speaker 2>You see, this is what we're talking about. This is

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<v Speaker 2>why he's been picked up today and brought into our

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<v Speaker 2>custody so that he would be definitely protect from you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, right if he needs the profession and he's

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<v Speaker 4>in your company at you can keep him there.

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<v Speaker 2>How does Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be picking you up, bringing you in so we can

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<v Speaker 2>have a conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring me nowhere. What do you think that we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Bringing you in when we can have a conversation. She

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<v Speaker 2>will help. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We

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<v Speaker 2>will be bringing you in having a conversation with you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We tell anybody, are you physically or mentally abusing your husband?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, you don't have to pick me up?

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me where you I will come to you. You have

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<v Speaker 4>to pick me up. I will. I will come down here.

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<v Speaker 4>I will handle you in him the same time you

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<v Speaker 4>tell me what I'm gonna ask you.

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<v Speaker 2>A serious question. Is there something like a consequence if

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't listen to you? I mean, I mean, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing? You're treating your husband like a child.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing to him?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like if you have the problem with how

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<v Speaker 4>I see him, something.

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<v Speaker 2>About he act. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do for a list of security?

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<v Speaker 3>This building?

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<v Speaker 4>And they about to cross security one me because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>loud in this room.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you don't have a security so you know all

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<v Speaker 2>about putting people in choke calls and how to apprehend

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<v Speaker 2>the person. Don't shy.

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<v Speaker 4>It is my job. Yes I did.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you doing that at home?

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<v Speaker 4>What I'm not going to tell you again? I don't

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<v Speaker 4>harm that man in any way? No west harm I ever?

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<v Speaker 4>What iever? Nor does he mean? He needs to get

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<v Speaker 4>him behind in his car and go back to work.

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<v Speaker 4>We are builds today and go ask time for this crack.

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<v Speaker 2>I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening.

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<v Speaker 4>You are nothing to say to me but that you

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<v Speaker 4>want to put my husband on and fart and let

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<v Speaker 4>me talk to him about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to shut shud, sit down, sit down, shout.

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<v Speaker 4>God, let me talk. I need to understand what this

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<v Speaker 4>clown shod I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need to do this. Let me finishing his

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<v Speaker 4>Put here on the PNG.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I have one more thing to ask you. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you listening? Are you listening? Go ahead, this is nephew

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<v Speaker 2>tire me from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just

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<v Speaker 2>got branked by your husband show.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just what are you? Where are you at right now? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>I will worry about the people at your job. Where

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<v Speaker 2>you at?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm back here in this closet, sweating like a freaking pig,

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<v Speaker 5>in heat, dripping make up everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what

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<v Speaker 2>is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 2>in the land with.

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<v Speaker 5>Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Program.

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<v Speaker 3>We gotta protect these husbands out there, man, we do that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get out of control. Okay, it's going down

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night at the Barclay's Baby at the Barclays Center

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<v Speaker 3>in Brooklyn, Brooklyn. In the House Friday, April fifth, April Fools,

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<v Speaker 3>Comedy Jams starts studying, Brian Hooks, Chante, Wayne's London Brown,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my God. The list goes on, Lone and Love

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<v Speaker 3>in the House, Tory Hart in the House, Coco Brown,

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<v Speaker 3>just hilarious. All of this is hosted by Rip Michael

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<v Speaker 3>d L. Hughgley is in the building, Bruce Bruce is

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<v Speaker 3>in the building.

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<v Speaker 2>What what what?

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<v Speaker 3>Tracy Morgan in the building, and of course yours truly, nephew,

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<v Speaker 3>tie me in the building. And I believe it's DJ

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<v Speaker 3>by DJ Envy in the building. Okay, it is star

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<v Speaker 3>studied and it is a line of funny, a line

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<v Speaker 3>of ignorance. So be ye ready this weekend April Fools.

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<v Speaker 3>If you in New York City, I would be getting

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<v Speaker 3>myself a ticket to the Barclay Center.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I would be doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, nice Well Brooklyn, Well, Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>That that sounds like a fun show. Though, nephew, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have some fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I get to hang out with the fellas and see

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<v Speaker 3>some comedy that I ain't seen in a minute, so

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Well, coming up next it is the straw

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<v Speaker 1>Berry Letter. The subject is pre existing conditions. You might

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<v Speaker 1>want to listen to this one, all right, we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.