Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and
Speaker 1: the subject is and no, Junior didn't write this one
Speaker 1: pre existing conditions.
Speaker 2: And I didn't need.
Speaker 1: Right now the nephew though, Yeah, we're gonna do pre conditioned,
Speaker 1: pre existing conditions and just a few. But right now
Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew. He's here and today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call, nef what you got.
Speaker 3: Let me before I get to the prank, sure, let
Speaker 3: me say thank you to Montgomery, Alabama. That came out
Speaker 3: man at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. Me the boy
Speaker 3: earthquake celebrity comedian JJ Williamson did the dog one thing.
Speaker 3: Big ups to my boy Paul Davis down now in
Speaker 3: the Gump baby, all right, black hats up, all right,
Speaker 3: Big ups to the Gump. And y'all already know Land
Speaker 3: in the cutters this week April fool As weekend. I
Speaker 3: tell y'all about that after the prank, because there's a
Speaker 3: people on that show. But this right here, this break
Speaker 3: is h p P.
Speaker 4: H p P.
Speaker 3: That is Husband Protection Program. Husband Protection Program. We got
Speaker 3: to protect on these husband from these wives that are
Speaker 3: getting out of control. Husband Protection Program. Let's go catch
Speaker 3: that HPP. I said it, Yes, let's go cat.
Speaker 2: Hi Morgan, my name is Josh So I'm with HPP
Speaker 2: giving you a call. You are married to, uh mister
Speaker 2: Sean to Michael, right? Yeah, who I'm with HPP. We
Speaker 2: actually picked your husband up from his job today. I
Speaker 2: wanted to give you a call pick him up for Okay,
Speaker 2: you're you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Okay? Uh, actually just
Speaker 2: wanted to make sure that he's okay, and we're worried
Speaker 2: about his ok what happened? Well, nothing's happening as of
Speaker 2: right now. We've had a conversation with him and we've
Speaker 2: checked him out. He's definitely okay.
Speaker 5: But why are you picking him up?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 5: I don't I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: All right, let's just just calm down. Hang on. Second,
Speaker 2: I got a couple of questions for you. Your husband he
Speaker 2: is about what five nine? Correct?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: And you would agree that Sean weighs about one hundred
Speaker 2: and seventy five pounds? Does that sound about right?
Speaker 5: But he weighs yes?
Speaker 2: Okay. Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?
Speaker 5: I'm five nine as well?
Speaker 2: Okay? And if you don't mind. I know it's a
Speaker 2: little different type of question, but if you don't mind,
Speaker 2: how much do you weigh?
Speaker 5: I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is?
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 5: What is how much I weigh have to do with it?
Speaker 5: I don't What is wrong with him? And where is?
Speaker 5: Where is he right now?
Speaker 2: We actually have him? We have him in our custody.
Speaker 2: We have him where We have him in our custody
Speaker 2: right now here at our headquarters at HPP. So what
Speaker 2: what is?
Speaker 4: What is the HPP?
Speaker 2: Ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?
Speaker 4: Husband protection?
Speaker 5: I've never I've never heard of such a thing. Why
Speaker 5: is he then? Here?
Speaker 2: Well? The problem we haven't We've been getting some actual
Speaker 2: complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that
Speaker 2: you've been bullying your husband.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm
Speaker 5: gonna give you a hold on one second so I
Speaker 5: can go in here. What what what did you say?
Speaker 2: Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?
Speaker 5: How we had we're married?
Speaker 4: Have we had arguments?
Speaker 5: Of course, you had arguments? What does that have to
Speaker 5: do with anything?
Speaker 2: Have you guys had any altercations any altercations.
Speaker 5: Yes, what kind of altercations?
Speaker 2: Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?
Speaker 4: I've been bullying him. Have you been bullying him?
Speaker 2: For somebody to turn in and give us.
Speaker 4: Who you talk to him?
Speaker 2: I can't put him on this. This is what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about. This what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: You got me up, my dad put off like an
Speaker 4: htt crass, and somebody turned somebody in for some arguments.
Speaker 4: We're married. Who do you freaking know who's married and
Speaker 4: does not argue?
Speaker 2: I understand you, mad, but it is my job to
Speaker 2: protect husbands that are getting bullied by their wife. This
Speaker 2: is our m.
Speaker 5: Let me speak for him.
Speaker 2: I'm not at liberty to let you speak to him
Speaker 2: right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is
Speaker 2: bully me as well. And I see why am I.
Speaker 4: Trying to bully you. I want to know what's going
Speaker 4: on and why you call me and my dad with
Speaker 4: some crap about him being at some headquarters on app.
Speaker 4: I'm a CP. Isn't one hundred ahdps and my husband
Speaker 4: is not even protected from anybody fucking not me.
Speaker 2: It is husband Protection program. You've been bullying your husband,
Speaker 2: You've been using bad language. With you.
Speaker 4: You know, I want to talk him my husband when
Speaker 4: he said I do, he said, I do whatever she
Speaker 4: said to me. Whenever he says that, hier he says it,
Speaker 4: and that's what he gets. And if he has the
Speaker 4: problems with arguing me, city to start his craft and
Speaker 4: he won't be in an argument and you tell him that.
Speaker 2: You see, this is what we're talking about. This is
Speaker 2: why he's been picked up today and brought into our
Speaker 2: custody so that he would be definitely protect from you.
Speaker 4: You know, right if he needs the profession and he's
Speaker 4: in your company at you can keep him there.
Speaker 2: How does Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 2: be picking you up, bringing you in so we can
Speaker 2: have a conversation.
Speaker 4: Bring me nowhere. What do you think that we're.
Speaker 2: Bringing you in when we can have a conversation. She
Speaker 2: will help. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We
Speaker 2: will be bringing you in having a conversation with you.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: We tell anybody, are you physically or mentally abusing your husband?
Speaker 4: You know what, you don't have to pick me up?
Speaker 4: Tell me where you I will come to you. You have
Speaker 4: to pick me up. I will. I will come down here.
Speaker 4: I will handle you in him the same time you
Speaker 4: tell me what I'm gonna ask you.
Speaker 2: A serious question. Is there something like a consequence if
Speaker 2: he doesn't listen to you? I mean, I mean, what
Speaker 2: are you doing? You're treating your husband like a child.
Speaker 2: What are you doing to him?
Speaker 4: I feel like if you have the problem with how
Speaker 4: I see him, something.
Speaker 2: About he act. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.
Speaker 2: What do you do for a list of security?
Speaker 3: This building?
Speaker 4: And they about to cross security one me because I'm
Speaker 4: loud in this room.
Speaker 2: Because you don't have a security so you know all
Speaker 2: about putting people in choke calls and how to apprehend
Speaker 2: the person. Don't shy.
Speaker 4: It is my job. Yes I did.
Speaker 2: So are you doing that at home?
Speaker 4: What I'm not going to tell you again? I don't
Speaker 4: harm that man in any way? No west harm I ever?
Speaker 4: What iever? Nor does he mean? He needs to get
Speaker 4: him behind in his car and go back to work.
Speaker 4: We are builds today and go ask time for this crack.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 2: You're listening.
Speaker 4: You are nothing to say to me but that you
Speaker 4: want to put my husband on and fart and let
Speaker 4: me talk to him about this.
Speaker 2: I'm going to shut shud, sit down, sit down, shout.
Speaker 4: God, let me talk. I need to understand what this
Speaker 4: clown shod I got it.
Speaker 2: Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No.
Speaker 4: You don't need to do this. Let me finishing his
Speaker 4: Put here on the PNG.
Speaker 2: Hello, I have one more thing to ask you. Are
Speaker 2: you listening? Are you listening? Go ahead, this is nephew
Speaker 2: tire me from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just
Speaker 2: got branked by your husband show.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 5: I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: Just what are you? Where are you at right now? Man?
Speaker 2: I will worry about the people at your job. Where
Speaker 2: you at?
Speaker 5: I'm back here in this closet, sweating like a freaking pig,
Speaker 5: in heat, dripping make up everywhere.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe this.
Speaker 2: Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what
Speaker 2: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
Speaker 2: in the land with.
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Program.
Speaker 3: We gotta protect these husbands out there, man, we do that. Hey,
Speaker 3: you can get out of control. Okay, it's going down
Speaker 3: Friday night at the Barclay's Baby at the Barclays Center
Speaker 3: in Brooklyn, Brooklyn. In the House Friday, April fifth, April Fools,
Speaker 3: Comedy Jams starts studying, Brian Hooks, Chante, Wayne's London Brown,
Speaker 3: Oh my God. The list goes on, Lone and Love
Speaker 3: in the House, Tory Hart in the House, Coco Brown,
Speaker 3: just hilarious. All of this is hosted by Rip Michael
Speaker 3: d L. Hughgley is in the building, Bruce Bruce is
Speaker 3: in the building.
Speaker 2: What what what?
Speaker 3: Tracy Morgan in the building, and of course yours truly, nephew,
Speaker 3: tie me in the building. And I believe it's DJ
Speaker 3: by DJ Envy in the building. Okay, it is star
Speaker 3: studied and it is a line of funny, a line
Speaker 3: of ignorance. So be ye ready this weekend April Fools.
Speaker 3: If you in New York City, I would be getting
Speaker 3: myself a ticket to the Barclay Center.
Speaker 2: That's what I would be doing.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, nice Well Brooklyn, Well, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: That that sounds like a fun show. Though, nephew, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have some fun.
Speaker 3: I get to hang out with the fellas and see
Speaker 3: some comedy that I ain't seen in a minute, so
Speaker 3: it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, coming up next it is the straw
Speaker 1: Berry Letter. The subject is pre existing conditions. You might
Speaker 1: want to listen to this one, all right, we'll get
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.