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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is and no, Junior didn't write this one

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Speaker 1: pre existing conditions.

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Speaker 2: And I didn't need.

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Speaker 1: Right now the nephew though, Yeah, we're gonna do pre conditioned,

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Speaker 1: pre existing conditions and just a few. But right now

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Speaker 1: it's time for the nephew. He's here and today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call, nef what you got.

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Speaker 3: Let me before I get to the prank, sure, let

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Speaker 3: me say thank you to Montgomery, Alabama. That came out

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Speaker 3: man at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. Me the boy

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Speaker 3: earthquake celebrity comedian JJ Williamson did the dog one thing.

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Speaker 3: Big ups to my boy Paul Davis down now in

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Speaker 3: the Gump baby, all right, black hats up, all right,

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Speaker 3: Big ups to the Gump. And y'all already know Land

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Speaker 3: in the cutters this week April fool As weekend. I

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Speaker 3: tell y'all about that after the prank, because there's a

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Speaker 3: people on that show. But this right here, this break

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Speaker 3: is h p P.

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Speaker 4: H p P.

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Speaker 3: That is Husband Protection Program. Husband Protection Program. We got

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Speaker 3: to protect on these husband from these wives that are

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Speaker 3: getting out of control. Husband Protection Program. Let's go catch

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Speaker 3: that HPP. I said it, Yes, let's go cat.

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Speaker 2: Hi Morgan, my name is Josh So I'm with HPP

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Speaker 2: giving you a call. You are married to, uh mister

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Speaker 2: Sean to Michael, right? Yeah, who I'm with HPP. We

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Speaker 2: actually picked your husband up from his job today. I

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Speaker 2: wanted to give you a call pick him up for Okay,

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Speaker 2: you're you're his wife, Morgan? Right? Okay? Uh, actually just

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Speaker 2: wanted to make sure that he's okay, and we're worried

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Speaker 2: about his ok what happened? Well, nothing's happening as of

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Speaker 5: But why are you picking him up?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 5: I don't I don't understand why.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's just just calm down. Hang on. Second,

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Speaker 2: I got a couple of questions for you. Your husband he

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Speaker 2: is about what five nine? Correct?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: And you would agree that Sean weighs about one hundred

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Speaker 2: and seventy five pounds? Does that sound about right?

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Speaker 5: But he weighs yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay. Here's another question, No exactly, Morgan. How tall are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm five nine as well?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And if you don't mind. I know it's a

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Speaker 2: how much do you weigh?

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Speaker 5: I'm like two hundred? Wait a minute, what is?

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Speaker 2: What is?

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Speaker 5: What is how much I weigh have to do with it?

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Speaker 5: I don't What is wrong with him? And where is?

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Speaker 5: Where is he right now?

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Speaker 2: We actually have him? We have him in our custody.

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Speaker 2: We have him where We have him in our custody

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Speaker 2: right now here at our headquarters at HPP. So what

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Speaker 2: what is?

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Speaker 4: What is the HPP?

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Speaker 2: Ma'am? HPP is Husband Protection Program?

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Speaker 4: Husband protection?

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Speaker 5: I've never I've never heard of such a thing. Why

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Speaker 2: Well? The problem we haven't We've been getting some actual

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Speaker 2: complaints or whatnot, and not necessarily from him, but that

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Speaker 2: you've been bullying your husband.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you know what. I'm at my job and I'm

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Speaker 2: Have you and uh Sean had any arguments at all lately?

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Speaker 5: How we had we're married?

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Speaker 4: Have we had arguments?

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Speaker 5: Of course, you had arguments? What does that have to

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Speaker 2: Have you guys had any altercations any altercations.

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Speaker 5: Yes, what kind of altercations?

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Speaker 2: Have you been bullying your husband in a physical way?

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Speaker 4: I've been bullying him. Have you been bullying him?

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Speaker 2: For somebody to turn in and give us.

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Speaker 4: Who you talk to him?

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Speaker 2: I can't put him on this. This is what I'm

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Speaker 4: You got me up, my dad put off like an

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Speaker 4: We're married. Who do you freaking know who's married and

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Speaker 2: I understand you, mad, but it is my job to

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Speaker 5: Let me speak for him.

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Speaker 2: I'm not at liberty to let you speak to him

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Speaker 2: right now. To you, what you're not gonna do is

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Speaker 2: bully me as well. And I see why am I.

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Speaker 4: Trying to bully you. I want to know what's going

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Speaker 4: I'm a CP. Isn't one hundred ahdps and my husband

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Speaker 2: It is husband Protection program. You've been bullying your husband,

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Speaker 2: You've been using bad language. With you.

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Speaker 4: You know, I want to talk him my husband when

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Speaker 4: and that's what he gets. And if he has the

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Speaker 4: problems with arguing me, city to start his craft and

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Speaker 4: he won't be in an argument and you tell him that.

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Speaker 2: You see, this is what we're talking about. This is

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Speaker 2: why he's been picked up today and brought into our

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Speaker 4: You know, right if he needs the profession and he's

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Speaker 2: How does Well, here's what we're gonna do. Somebody's gonna

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Speaker 4: Bring me nowhere. What do you think that we're.

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Speaker 2: Bringing you in when we can have a conversation. She

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Speaker 2: will help. Let me explain something to you, ma'am. We

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be coming in and you're gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: We tell anybody, are you physically or mentally abusing your husband?

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Speaker 4: You know what, you don't have to pick me up?

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Speaker 4: Tell me where you I will come to you. You have

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Speaker 4: to pick me up. I will. I will come down here.

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Speaker 4: I will handle you in him the same time you

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Speaker 4: tell me what I'm gonna ask you.

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Speaker 2: A serious question. Is there something like a consequence if

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Speaker 2: What are you doing to him?

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Speaker 4: I feel like if you have the problem with how

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Speaker 2: About he act. Let me ask you something, miss Morgan.

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Speaker 2: What do you do for a list of security?

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Speaker 4: And they about to cross security one me because I'm

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Speaker 2: Because you don't have a security so you know all

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Speaker 4: It is my job. Yes I did.

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Speaker 2: So are you doing that at home?

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Speaker 4: What I'm not going to tell you again? I don't

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Speaker 4: What iever? Nor does he mean? He needs to get

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Speaker 4: We are builds today and go ask time for this crack.

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Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 2: You're listening.

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Speaker 4: You are nothing to say to me but that you

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Speaker 4: want to put my husband on and fart and let

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Speaker 4: me talk to him about this.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to shut shud, sit down, sit down, shout.

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Speaker 4: God, let me talk. I need to understand what this

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Speaker 4: clown shod I got it.

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Speaker 2: Let me finish the talk conversation with Okay, No.

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Speaker 4: You don't need to do this. Let me finishing his

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Speaker 4: Put here on the PNG.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I have one more thing to ask you. Are

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Speaker 2: you listening? Are you listening? Go ahead, this is nephew

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Speaker 2: tire me from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. You just

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Speaker 2: got branked by your husband show.

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 5: I don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: Just what are you? Where are you at right now? Man?

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Speaker 2: I will worry about the people at your job. Where

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Speaker 5: I'm back here in this closet, sweating like a freaking pig,

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Speaker 5: in heat, dripping make up everywhere.

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Speaker 4: I cannot believe this.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, man, Okay, baby, I gotta ask you, what

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Speaker 2: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show

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Speaker 2: in the land with.

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Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Program.

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Speaker 3: We gotta protect these husbands out there, man, we do that. Hey,

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Speaker 3: you can get out of control. Okay, it's going down

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Speaker 3: Friday night at the Barclay's Baby at the Barclays Center

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Speaker 3: in Brooklyn, Brooklyn. In the House Friday, April fifth, April Fools,

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Speaker 3: Comedy Jams starts studying, Brian Hooks, Chante, Wayne's London Brown,

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Speaker 3: Oh my God. The list goes on, Lone and Love

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Speaker 3: in the House, Tory Hart in the House, Coco Brown,

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Speaker 3: just hilarious. All of this is hosted by Rip Michael

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Speaker 3: d L. Hughgley is in the building, Bruce Bruce is

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Speaker 2: What what what?

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Speaker 3: Tracy Morgan in the building, and of course yours truly, nephew,

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Speaker 3: tie me in the building. And I believe it's DJ

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Speaker 3: by DJ Envy in the building. Okay, it is star

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Speaker 3: studied and it is a line of funny, a line

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Speaker 3: of ignorance. So be ye ready this weekend April Fools.

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Speaker 3: If you in New York City, I would be getting

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Speaker 3: myself a ticket to the Barclay Center.

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Speaker 2: That's what I would be doing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, nice Well Brooklyn, Well, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: That that sounds like a fun show. Though, nephew, it's

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have some fun.

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Speaker 3: I get to hang out with the fellas and see

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Speaker 3: some comedy that I ain't seen in a minute, so

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, coming up next it is the straw

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Speaker 1: Berry Letter. The subject is pre existing conditions. You might

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Speaker 1: want to listen to this one, all right, we'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.