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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bay.

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Speaker 3: At a given them back a million bush.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, listening to.

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Speaker 3: To I don't joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta.

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Speaker 6: turn mouth turn A wad of the money up looking me,

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Speaker 6: come me, come out you thin.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 7: Good morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice, come on

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Speaker 7: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey Man oh Man,

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Speaker 7: got a radio show. Yeah do God so big to me? Man,

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Speaker 7: I just have to tell you about it. I can't

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Speaker 7: help it. It's rather obvious to me how big, how

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Speaker 7: good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain.

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Speaker 7: He owned one, he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 7: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,

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Speaker 7: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your

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Speaker 7: mission today?

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Speaker 4: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people

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Speaker 4: delay what we want.

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Speaker 7: Or delay the process to begin what we want on

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Speaker 7: our hopes, our dreams, our desires. Why won't you start

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Speaker 7: your mission today? Why don't we all decide together that

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Speaker 7: just individually. Look you listening, you got something that you've

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Speaker 7: been dreaming about. You got an ambition of yours that's

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Speaker 7: not yet fulfilled. You got goals you haven't accomplished yet.

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Speaker 7: Everybody has them. Everybody's got them. Everybody's got something that's

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Speaker 7: on the table that they haven't yet attacked yet. What

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Speaker 7: are you waiting for? Start your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now,

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Speaker 7: the procrastination is only hurting you yourself. If you got

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Speaker 7: a goal of aspiration to dream and you fall off

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Speaker 7: track momentarily, you can get back to that because God

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Speaker 7: know where you left off.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 7: You may have to accomplish a few more things since

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Speaker 7: this dream of being on TV since I was a kid,

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Speaker 7: and it got off track. Now it got off track.

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Speaker 7: what faith is really about. Faith is the belief in

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Speaker 7: things that you cannot see. But faith gives you the

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Speaker 7: confidence to keep hoping.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse

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Speaker 7: God holds your place.

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Speaker 4: See. He held on to that for me.

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Speaker 7: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but

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Speaker 4: You want to be on TV. Now.

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Speaker 7: When you get it together and you quit tripping and

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Speaker 7: you come and your turn to me, I'm gonna hold

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Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all. That's why I

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Speaker 7: that I didn't see coming. Now I have stories to tell.

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Speaker 7: I got experiences to share, and I can tell you

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Speaker 7: can go. Man, that happened to me, appreciate you saying that.

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Speaker 4: That's what it was for.

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Speaker 7: See, I get it now. See at the time, no,

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Speaker 7: I didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,

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Speaker 7: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.

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Speaker 7: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 7: there and did wrong. He forgave me, he said, because

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Speaker 7: man if you ever come to me, I have a

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Speaker 7: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what

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Speaker 7: I did. I just got sick of me, good and

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Speaker 7: And then God started working and here I am today.

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Speaker 7: Now he threw it me yet Nope? Have I arrived

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 7: It's like I was talking to this young brother the

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Speaker 7: other day about comedy, and he's a really good stand up.

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Speaker 4: You know, this young dude that's really good.

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Speaker 7: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night

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Speaker 7: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 7: I just want it off me, I said, sir, listen

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Speaker 7: to me, you young dude. This thing that climbs on

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Speaker 7: don't know what it is. It's got something to do

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Speaker 7: with pressure, It's got something to do with anticipation. It's

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Speaker 7: got a whole lot to do with the fear of falling.

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Speaker 4: He said, what you mean by that?

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Speaker 7: I said, every night I walk out on stage, it's

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Speaker 7: I say, it's a sickening feeling. He said, man, but

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Speaker 7: forth till I land softly. The crowd cheers. The night

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Speaker 7: is over with, I said, but it's been too many

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Speaker 7: Now I'm just free falling out there for thirty minutes.

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Speaker 7: Ain't no jokes working. Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said,

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Speaker 7: So see, that's what it's like for me. And then

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Speaker 7: helps your descent appear more like a rise and more

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Speaker 4: Ain't got no.

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Speaker 7: Cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because

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Speaker 4: A parachute for you.

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Speaker 7: I would rather have a parachute since I got to

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Speaker 7: most good things that happen in my life that I

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Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.

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Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, it is here, the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 7: Show has beset itself upon us.

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Speaker 4: It is an.

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Speaker 7: Arrival of a new day. It is a glorious day.

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Speaker 7: Today is the day that the Lord has made. Let

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Speaker 4: I ain't understand why.

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Speaker 7: She kept saying that I heard this yesterday, But oh God,

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Speaker 7: that sun come up every single day. You can't stop it.

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Speaker 7: You can't move it shifted, you can't do nothing with

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Speaker 4: This show stars a bunch of Christians.

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Speaker 7: Shirley Strawberry who sends for scriptures every morning. I've asked

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Speaker 7: her for real? Who is a Christian that's very similar

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Speaker 7: to the Christian that I am. Entry level Christianity only

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Speaker 7: Carl and I do not practice advanced Christianity. We are

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Speaker 7: very comfortable with entry level. If you slap us, you

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Speaker 7: will be slapped back. The mouth of the South. Give

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Speaker 7: him all the praise and glory, the mouth of the South,

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Speaker 7: who's raised in Mississippian Old Lord, if you don't relieve

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Speaker 7: any religion anywhere, you need it now, Ladies and Jermy

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Speaker 7: kill Spates, better known as Junior, who has called on

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Speaker 7: God more time than any of us put together. In

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Speaker 7: week one week, he said his name more times than

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Speaker 7: we do in a year. The last but not leads

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Speaker 7: a man who resembles the art of Christianity, even at

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Speaker 7: a lower level than Carle and we do entry level Christianity.

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Speaker 4: He just does basic Christianity. It's called b C. He

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Speaker 4: has a form of Christianity that that was done before Christ.

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Speaker 4: He honors the.

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Speaker 8: Yes.

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Speaker 4: This boy is different. He's a knockout artist.

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Speaker 7: He's a grudge holder, hate the part of his repertoire, hothead,

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Speaker 7: short tempered, quick week.

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Speaker 4: All of that.

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Speaker 7: Has the nerve to love the Lord anyhow and help

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Speaker 7: wounded veterans around the world, right, got the nerve to

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Speaker 7: be it. In the words of my mama, tender hearty.

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Speaker 7: She told me about my father one day. One day,

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Speaker 7: my mama said, boy, you just like your daddy. Your

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Speaker 7: daddy rough, Your daddy'll whoop a man, but your daddy

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Speaker 7: tender hearty. He said, your daddy cry. I said, Mama,

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Speaker 7: I ain't never seen daddy cry before. She said, you

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Speaker 7: ain't never seen him. I'm married to him. You tend

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Speaker 7: to hearty just like your daddy. So boy, you ignory

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Speaker 7: just like him too.

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Speaker 4: This is Steve Harvey Marty Show. Take it away, Charlott.

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Speaker 2: Right here is your son is going back to pre

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Speaker 8: Hell.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm trying to reach missus Thomas.

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Speaker 9: Please.

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Speaker 2: My name is mister Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over

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Speaker 4: Baby is ready, right, Listen, miss Thomas.

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Speaker 4: The rest of the children.

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Speaker 5: His conduct. Now, he talks, but he gets his work.

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Speaker 5: So what else is she saying on that that ain't right?

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Speaker 2: Well, what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that

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Speaker 4: She did tell me he was a disobedient child.

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Speaker 5: No, he disobedient and talking two different things.

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Speaker 2: Man, listen, what we've decided here is we're gonna let

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Speaker 5: No, y'all ain't gonna gonna let him do another year

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Speaker 4: No, sign man, that's that's the only choice I.

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Speaker 5: No, we got our letter in the mail with our

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Speaker 5: in the first grade. Kindergarten. Wasn't that hard. I'm not

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Speaker 2: Well, he don't understand that. He doesn't color as well

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Speaker 2: He's out of the lines when he colored. He doesn't

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Speaker 5: First grad when I can show you on this paper

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Speaker 4: It does not color well, ma'am.

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Speaker 5: I say, Colin ain't got nothing to do with the

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Speaker 4: No, I will not be able to allow you to get.

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Speaker 5: Into school on a god, mister, I'm sorry, and let

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Speaker 5: to the dad gun first, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 5: You know what, I just went back and put him

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Speaker 5: the first place. Food which I'm talking about some coloring.

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Speaker 5: Give me your name against her Stapleton, man, And what's

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Speaker 4: The number here is actually area code.

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Speaker 5: Wait, man, I got the number. Now, mind, I pulled

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Speaker 5: up this report card. I got the number your name

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Speaker 5: on the back of this paper. I tell you what

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Speaker 5: I was twenty fourth wheel be coming in there, going

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Speaker 5: this evening when I come from the document. I'm not

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Speaker 4: It's not only color.

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Speaker 2: Here's arithmetickets back all right, No, are you working with

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Speaker 5: When you're doing anything at home today? What you're trying

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Speaker 4: I'm just asking, as a parent, are you working with

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Speaker 5: I'm working with my child every day. He can read

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Speaker 3: Probably, No, he can't read, Princess.

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Speaker 5: I can't read better than you, because honestly, you read

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Speaker 5: that wrong on that paper that he's supposed to be

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Speaker 4: Name down with your son's name.

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Speaker 5: Thomas, Ma'm no, it ain't him, baby, I know it

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Speaker 5: ain't him. You're not gonna sit up and tell me

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Speaker 5: my son is flocking kindergarten. He is not going back

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Speaker 4: Don't bring your son down August four.

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Speaker 5: I tell you what, be ready to put me and

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Speaker 5: that pant shoes, uniform. Everything you hear me, I will

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Speaker 5: right now. I will come down there, right now and

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Speaker 5: make that correction on that paper for you. Is not

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Speaker 5: going back to no kindergarten for no coloring.

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Speaker 4: Can you bring him down here and let him color

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Speaker 5: You tell about coloring arithmetic on ourself? No, no, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: We will be down there augusta twenty four. I will

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Speaker 5: have this poor card in my head that says you

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Speaker 5: have a mile on his face, and so are you.

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Speaker 4: I got one one thing I need to tell you.

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Speaker 4: Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 5: I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah, you better say

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Speaker 5: something that sounds like the first grade, because I'm not playing.

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Speaker 5: I would go down to this dadgun administrative office and

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Speaker 5: I had five because my son would be in that

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Speaker 4: Are you raising your voice at who are you raising

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Speaker 5: You're talking crazy to me. I'm talking crazy to you?

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Speaker 5: What ground woman? I don't need to be explain to

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Speaker 5: you why I'm.

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Speaker 4: Trying to Did you graduate?

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Speaker 5: Honey? I am a college degree person. I have a

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Speaker 5: great job. My husband and I do well for ourselves

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Speaker 4: Not even at work right now, man, I.

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Speaker 5: Said, I'm shack phone. I told you that when you

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Speaker 5: call him right on the doctor to call me now, partner,

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Speaker 5: that'sing my phone call.

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Speaker 4: Can you color because your son can't color?

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Speaker 5: Got of questions that can ask me? Can I color?

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Speaker 5: Why are you white or black? You asked? Mess dressed?

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Speaker 5: May am I colored?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: I asked you? Can you color like your son?

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Speaker 5: Some racist lines in there? Can you color?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 5: My color and me being colored ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 5: do with none of this. Is this a race thing?

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Speaker 5: You trying to make sure you send him back.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to send him back. I want

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Speaker 5: You what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing.

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Speaker 5: And if you are the head person down there now,

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Speaker 5: you aren't competent and you are an illiterate, call me

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Speaker 5: and tell me that my son has to go back

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Speaker 5: the first grade. I got one mixed up. I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you what I'm through with this guy. I'm this.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say one more thing and I'm gonna be

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Speaker 4: out here. Are you listening.

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Speaker 2: I'm listening this his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girl friend

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Speaker 2: of f Laicia.

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Speaker 5: I'm Onlia, I am going to beat her. You're about

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Speaker 5: I'm in everything, that everything. I'm gonna beat her because

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Speaker 5: you know I don't play when it comes to my kids.

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Speaker 4: That's all right, all right, but one more question?

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Speaker 2: Now, what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 2: radio show in the land.

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Speaker 5: That's Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: Baby, come on here now, all right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next? It is as the CELO, our Chief

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Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building and he's waiting.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time to

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Speaker 1: ask the CLO, Chief Love Office of Steve Hart. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: here we are is ready? Are you ready? Irma and

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Speaker 1: Hammond writes, I'm a sixty year old widow and I'm

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Speaker 1: dating a guy that's a chef. We bonded over our

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Speaker 1: love for food, but he thinks he's the best cook

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Speaker 1: on the planet. I made gumbo for him and instead

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Speaker 1: of enjoying it, he critiqued it. We got in an

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Speaker 1: argument and I said, most of his food is bland.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't called sense. Should I reach out?

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Speaker 2: Nothing like a good gumbo argument. Well you see, y'all

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Speaker 2: too old, last people.

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Speaker 7: Y'all too old last people here arguing about food instead

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Speaker 7: of trying to find a way to get along, y'all

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Speaker 7: trying to find a way to see. His need to

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Speaker 7: be accepted as the chef and your need to be

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Speaker 7: accepted as a good cook's greater than both y'all's needs

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Speaker 7: to have a quality relationship. Oh wow, there is a saying,

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Speaker 7: And I'm not sure if it's a scripture or not.

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Speaker 7: Ain't no food like an old food pretty show? That

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Speaker 4: Like it should be. So congratulations.

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Speaker 7: Both of you all have ruined your relationship because you

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Speaker 7: all won't let the other person win. And that's as

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Speaker 7: simple as that. And what would it have hurt if

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Speaker 7: he'd have just hho, damn gumbo? And what would have

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Speaker 7: hurt if you would have just said you a great chef?

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Speaker 7: What would it have hurt? But he bought this on

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Speaker 7: hisself because he started he did dumb ass dude. Sometimes

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Speaker 7: the damn gumbo.

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Speaker 4: Ego got in the way.

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Speaker 1: Yep, all right.

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Speaker 7: I mean, let's look at our very own show as

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Speaker 7: a great example. Shirley k Ball water but she got

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Speaker 7: a hug, but don't know she hello, learn yourself something,

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Speaker 7: lady teaching, and Paul Nesto then had to eat lord

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Speaker 7: knows what out of a damn crock pot. He had

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Speaker 7: steak and rice out of a crock pot one time,

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Speaker 7: lady with foam on it, and he ate it. No,

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Speaker 7: he didn't, didn't need Let's pray for nests though.

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Speaker 1: Moving on, Okay, Marie in Tampa says, my husband and

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Speaker 1: I met through my best friend, so we're all close

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Speaker 1: and they talk often. She needed boxes moved from her

442
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: attic and she called my husband. I went too, because

443
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't trust women. She jokingly said, uh, don't nobody

444
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 1: want your man? He laughed, but I didn't. Was she

445
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 1: joking or being shady?

446
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 7: The three of us on this show will tell you

447
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 7: that the best jokes we've ever written has been ninety

448
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 7: percent truth.

449
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 2: The truth.

450
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's something to her line that she stated.

451
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 7: Don't nobody want your man? Why you call him all

452
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 7: the time. If you don't want my man, why you

453
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 7: ask him to come over here and move?

454
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 4: No box?

455
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 2: You don't know no other men. They got three men

456
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,919
Speaker 2: in a truck. They got all kind of moving companies.

457
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 4: You can come.

458
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 7: Hell, yeah, they probably got Uber moves by now there

459
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 7: you go, you haul?

460
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 4: Oh you know what? You ain't tripping? Right?

461
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: Yes, she says she does not trust women. Okay, go

462
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: with your first man, all right, Marie. And I'm mad

463
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: at hope for they're not And all right. TetR im

464
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: Portsmouth says, I'm moving to a new city to marry

465
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: a man that I met online. I've been single for years,

466
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: so I had to tell my old sex buddies and

467
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 1: exes that I'll be off the market. One of them

468
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: said goodbye. One of them got some goodbye cookie too.

469
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: I want to intermarriage with a clean slate? Should I

470
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: change my Facebook page and my cell number?

471
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 7: If you want to hit a marriage with a clean slate,

472
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 7: what you need to do is quit calling people up

473
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 7: because your ass gets talked into things.

474
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 4: Don't get it. You just need to quit calling people up. Hey, y'all,

475
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 4: I'm Finn.

476
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: Move up?

477
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 4: Huh? Say one month? What Saturday?

478
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: Saturday?

479
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 7: Last time? You promise, Okay, I'll be there. You like

480
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 7: the red Ones, Okay.

481
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: To you.

482
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 4: You need to just look, just do what you're gonna do.

483
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 7: Block everybody, change your number, get off Facebook like that

484
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 7: and going about your business.

485
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 4: How many people you do have to call?

486
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might want to get baptized too. You might

487
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: want to do a little that too. Just yeah, you

488
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 2: need to be washed. Yeah, in the blood of the

489
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 2: life all you can get washed. That'll probably be better. Oh,

490
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: because if you get washed, yeah.

491
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: Right, all right, Moving on to Liliana. Oh Liliana, that's

492
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: a pretty name, Liliana, and Savannah says. I'm a thirty

493
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: three year old Latina woman and I am only interested

494
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: in dating black men, but I hear horror stories about

495
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: how mean they are. The first black man I dated

496
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: ghosted me after we had sex, even after I waited

497
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: three months to sleep with him. Is it a way

498
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: to vet these guys before I get too deeply involved

499
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: with them?

500
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 7: So wait a minute, let me ask you, so before

501
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 7: you start slamming the whole black male races your monsters

502
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 7: that they are. Why Latino men I mean, I mean,

503
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 7: I mean Latin men is because men are the same

504
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 7: everywhere why don't you try some white men that were

505
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 7: all the same we men, y'all get upset.

506
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, let me tell you something. If you got

507
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 4: the wrong one, you got the wrong one. I don't

508
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 4: care what race he belonged to.

509
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 7: You all the focus on getting the right man instead

510
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 7: of a type of man, because obviously your type ain't

511
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 7: working for you. So why don't you try that, Lily Anna?

512
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 7: Because Tommy, me and Junior, Hey, we ain't never we

513
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 7: never been described as monsters towards women. You might not

514
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 7: like me now once I end up not liking you,

515
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 7: Oh I'm gone. Now, Yeah, I get ghosts.

516
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: But I wonder if you told her these horror stories

517
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: that she's heard.

518
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 4: But I hear a.

519
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Black men are well what you want us from white

520
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 1: women being ghosted? Latino women?

521
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 7: And oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that

522
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 7: CLO has an announcement to make you think black men

523
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 7: is moss. White men will have your ass on a

524
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 7: fishing boat with rocks in the boat, throwing out to

525
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 7: sea and way coming back.

526
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: All right, thank you feel you're listening Morning show.

527
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: Right now?

528
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: Steve, what does Jay have going on?

529
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 10: Now?

530
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: What is going on?

531
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 4: This road trip?

532
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 7: A reenactment of everybody who's going to be taking a

533
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 7: road trip this summer summertime, time for a bunch of

534
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 7: people to get in the car and ride.

535
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 11: And it was sound something like this.

536
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 7: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React. What

537
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 7: is it like when six grown people who work together

538
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 7: take a road trip?

539
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 4: All right, everybody in bug out?

540
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 7: All right, let me start the car. They're dinging right there.

541
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 7: Somebody ain't got their seat belt? All right, all right,

542
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 7: now we need a little driving music.

543
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 4: Boy, I like that. Did you hear what that help from? Taylor?

544
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: Stripy version?

545
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 4: Almost didn't like that? Girl no more?

546
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: Well, quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music.

547
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 7: Come on, k.

548
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 11: Dang, that's nice.

549
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's what happened to me?

550
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah?

551
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 4: So we're not listening listen to nothing. We ain't listening

552
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 4: to nothing.

553
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 11: Hang in silence, riding silence. Then let's just ride in silence.

554
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 12: I just have a question, Yeah, well, boy, are we well?

555
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 4: What you come for?

556
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: You want to play a game?

557
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 4: Play what game? Games?

558
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: You know?

559
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: We can sing that song? Ninety nine bottles of beer

560
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: saying that?

561
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 4: Hell?

562
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 11: Can we that's my cock?

563
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 4: Can we play that?

564
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 8: You?

565
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 4: In the car. You own? Can we can we get

566
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 4: something to eat?

567
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 3: You know we just got in the car.

568
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something.

569
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: Week Yes, to be quiet?

570
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: No, oh, it's hot in here. Can you turn to

571
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: Anna say this?

572
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 11: I gotta say this.

573
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 3: What I'm gonna say it?

574
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 4: What I got? The peek said, damn it? Everybody else,

575
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 4: get out the car?

576
00:30:59,400 --> 00:30:59,959
Speaker 3: Just open the day.

577
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 4: I'm constantly wait, wait, wait, hey, wait a minute.

578
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: I'm Nona, damn nephew. I'm the dont no everybody out.

579
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: I ain't everybody. You're talking about him.

580
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: As much as I hate packing and I hate jack

581
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: out to car, give me there.

582
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 4: If you did pack, that's right. Get out. I just

583
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 4: so I got a gun. Get out? Name is actually

584
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 4: shoot something?

585
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 7: Get out to car, get out, tell me get out,

586
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 7: drunk out, joint out, Colin, Charlie out.

587
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm not walking in here.

588
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 4: You ain't got to walk. Get out to car. Don't

589
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 4: push me now, don't push your now what happened? Now?

590
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 13: That's all you want to do is turn that musical

591
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 13: he just drove off? Say carl called uber?

592
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 4: All right?

593
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: Tell me called uber? Ye can't believe I'm not walking.

594
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 4: The car.

595
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be a fun road trip.

596
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: What happened?

597
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 1: He do nothing together?

598
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 4: I know he better put them back up, lights on

599
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 4: to bring his hands back down. Here is he making

600
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 4: it right on the highway?

601
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: Look, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold no, no, no, no,

602
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 2: I got I got it. I gotta say no, let

603
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: me do this. Hold on, hold on, I got you.

604
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're standing out here.

605
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 4: I got the back home.

606
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm home.

607
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go. Hold on, Yeah, I fixed,

608
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: I fixed, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know you just

609
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: left all us on the side of the road.

610
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 4: Hello, hey, what you left us on the side of

611
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 4: the road.

612
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 3: You're not coming back.

613
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 4: I can see you. Oh, we got girls with it.

614
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 4: You there with you, take care of them. Okay, this

615
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 4: car ain't coming back.

616
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 11: There's ladies and heels out here that take the heels.

617
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Off and be barefoot on the street.

618
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 4: It was just way up after about four miles, every flatch.

619
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: Can I say this, when we took our stuff out

620
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: the cart, that black bag that you are your money

621
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 2: in it, that bag is out here with us.

622
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happen? Give me the black time,

623
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 7: Let me have black be Give me the black bag,

624
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 7: get the black back with your chance in the car.

625
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 7: We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If

626
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 7: I don't see the bag, he go to bang. Throw

627
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 7: it in the window. I promise you, if you just

628
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,479
Speaker 7: throw it in the window, throw it in the window.

629
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 8: Time.

630
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 4: I got time, I got hold the bag. So y'all,

631
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 4: don't pull this trick again. Throw the bag. And how

632
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 4: about I open the bag and start counting and see

633
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 4: how much already know what's in there? Throw it. Throw

634
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 4: the bag in the window first. You know what, We

635
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 4: can actually buy a car.

636
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 8: With this bag.

637
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: Tommy, I love it.

638
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 3: You know what going on?

639
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 8: We got?

640
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: Oh, let's get to count, and it looks like a lot.

641
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 4: We've got.

642
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 7: We've got one, two, three before we've got five negroes

643
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 7: on the side road with a black bag.

644
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 4: Look like it don't belong to them. U, let's something.

645
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 4: Shut everybody else up.

646
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 8: I'm y.

647
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: We wait a minute.

648
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 4: We get the black ass on the ground. Shut up.

649
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 4: We we we'll sing a group. You got one more time,

650
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 4: little man, one more time? No man gets black ass

651
00:34:53,400 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 4: on the ground. You everybody down.

652
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a warning shot. The next one goes in.

653
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:13,479
Speaker 7: You all right, hand me the bag, Hand me the bag.

654
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 7: It's just the police an hand me the bag.

655
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 11: Shot before. I don't want to go to that no more.

656
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 11: We can't do a damn thing together.

657
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 4: We can't take a road trip, take a road trip.

658
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: And you're listening hard morning show, and it's time now

659
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather

660
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: get a tattoo on the inside of your lipt or

661
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: would you get a tattoo all over your right thigh?

662
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 1: Which one inside of your lift?

663
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 7: Not my lift, man, because my thigh and nip is

664
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 7: the same size. I put a tattoo on this thing

665
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 7: right here. I can't even my damn it's gonna look

666
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 7: like a billboard.

667
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: Here, all right? Would you rather walk barefoot in a

668
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: public restroom on the floor at the airport?

669
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 4: I been sleep on that floor at the airport. I've

670
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 4: done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done that too.

671
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, that bathroom floor something. When I was homeless,

672
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 7: I spent night in the airport, three nights. Yeah, yeah,

673
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 7: I spent the night a bathroom in there and everything,

674
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 7: and then I, you know, I flight you just went

675
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 7: in there, oh hell, you know it before nine eleven.

676
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 4: You could just walk on in there.

677
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 8: Man.

678
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 4: I went on. I stayed at the gate, kept like

679
00:36:55,160 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 4: I was boarding. Turned around the screw man wanted to

680
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 4: go somewhere, act like I was interested. Have slept and

681
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 4: then and then hell yeah.

682
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 7: And then I met this girl that worked at uh

683
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 7: then Press, that prezel plays aunties preszels. She liked me,

684
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 7: dog if she gave me prestels all day long during

685
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 7: her shift. I kept them at night. I ate pressel

686
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 7: for about three days. No meat, some water, had water

687
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 7: found in the hallway. I had water, bathroom.

688
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: I was comfortable.

689
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 4: I was in the dog. I was in there, people

690
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 4: watching and stuff.

691
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 7: Then I sat across from a Fridays and they had

692
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 7: a TV on it and I watched TV.

693
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 4: Everything you meet, Oh dog, I was comfortable. Wow. See

694
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 4: all right?

695
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: Would you rather be the captain of the football team

696
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: or the valedictorian of your school? Of the whole school?

697
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, I ain't finna be that.

698
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 3: What what is b again?

699
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: Valedictorian? You know, the smartest person with the grades to give.

700
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 4: To be that.

701
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be this captain famous. Yeah, at least I

702
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 7: know how to give a speech in the locker room. Miss,

703
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 7: you ain't even understand that And I'm sure we is.

704
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 7: Glad y'all had me up here to do. I know

705
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 7: you sound like, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be this who

706
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 7: captain of the football team. I ain't gonna make that

707
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 7: valid valid thing.

708
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: Valedictorian. All right, you're listening Morning show.

709
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 4: All right.

710
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 1: The company Dyson. We've all heard of Dyson, of course,

711
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: mostly known for vacuum cleaners. Well, they've secretly been working

712
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: on robots that do household chores. I'm whispering secret and

713
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: when people say you kinda naturally whisper like, all right,

714
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: need to be okay, yeah, listen, Okay, here we go.

715
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: The gadgets seemed to be different versions of versions of

716
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: robot arms that put stuff away okay, tidy up a bit,

717
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: they help with the vacuuming, and they do the dishes.

718
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: My favorite, what household Sure, here's the question, guys, what

719
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: household chore do you dislike doing the most? What chore

720
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: did your mom make you do on Saturday mornings?

721
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we all.

722
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: If that robot can't get them baseboars, my mama not

723
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 2: fooling with them. If my mama not having that, my

724
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: mom will cuss this robot out. If you don't get

725
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: these baseballs. I'm telling you what I'm talking about. In

726
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: this whole house, you're gonna get these baseballs.

727
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 4: And I mean that here.

728
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 2: Y'all gonna clean and whole refrigerate out, take everything out,

729
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,760
Speaker 2: and put everything back in there the way you're supposed

730
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 2: to be. Now, if the robot can't do that that,

731
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we're not gonna be able to use y'all.

732
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try it, though, because I don't want.

733
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 4: To do I love it. Oh my god, what you

734
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 4: got you right now?

735
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 14: Please let me know when the robot that can clean toilets,

736
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 14: please let me know when he is sick of toilets

737
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 14: to this game. That's why I got cleaning people now,

738
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 14: because Mama made me clean this toilet, not just on Saurdays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays.

739
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 14: I'm sick of toilet, the back of the toilet, under

740
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 14: the toilet, round the toilet, the bowl inside, under the lips.

741
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 12: If I could get a robot for that, I'm buying it.

742
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 2: I'm buying a matter of fact, when you get through

743
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: with that toilet, jun you're talking about, if that robot

744
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 2: can't put that comment in that hot in that tub

745
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 2: and let it sit for you know. Yeah, we always

746
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: we always sprinkle the tub like seasoning with coming and

747
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 2: walk away and sit for a way with a little

748
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 2: bit of water and then the water let it.

749
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 1: Tommy, there was the comp There were the comic people

750
00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: and the Ajax people. We were comic people always always,

751
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: but there was Ajax too, remember Ajax Samon, the blue

752
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: can and the green can. Yeah, yes, yes, but it

753
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: was almost like, oh, you used comment, We used a jack,

754
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: use a, we used comments.

755
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: Don't let it be something that really need to be clean.

756
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: That's when Grandmam gonna bak break out that ammonia on you.

757
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: Yes, and oh, chemicals, do you know how many chemicals

758
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: we breathed in?

759
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 14: I think your house wasn't clean unless you get a

760
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 14: smell like chemicals.

761
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: And pine lord.

762
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 4: Yes, everything, But we didn't upgrading that baby. We've got

763
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 4: to have you got to have that fabulu.

764
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: Local y purple, purple, but.

765
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 3: Smell so good.

766
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 4: I love it.

767
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: I love it all right.

768
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 15: So okay, so Tommy, you took you brought back some

769
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 15: memories when you said clean out the refrigerator and take

770
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 15: everything out. So when we were little, we moved from

771
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 15: Chicago to Houston. I was maybe about twelve. So we

772
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 15: looked with my grandmother for a little while. Boy, my

773
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 15: grandmother told my mom, clean out refrigerator. Clean out refrigerator.

774
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 15: So my mom put it off.

775
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: Put it off.

776
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 4: Now my mom's good and grown. Yeah.

777
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 15: Boy, my grandmother, she was a nurse. She came home,

778
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 15: she opened, she opened that refrigerator, pulled everything out, put

779
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 15: it on the floor, and see, y'all gonna clean out refrigerator.

780
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: My mama looked at me and say.

781
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 4: We moved.

782
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 6: We moved.

783
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 4: We'll be down in the shelter. Clean up this. First.

784
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I had to mop the kitchen floor. After I cleaned

785
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: the cleaned it up.

786
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 4: That.

787
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: That was the oven, all the dishes, all the big pots. That.

788
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: Then we had to mop the floor. Lord and we

789
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: had the you know the mop that she had to

790
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: ring out. Yeah, remember that mop.

791
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 2: You know what's got to be clean. To me, I

792
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 2: can't stand it. The microwave has to be clean. I

793
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: can't see it with somebody warm with something to micro

794
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: waye it. Then popped all old dog on places.

795
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 12: When you open that door, it looked like a crime

796
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 12: scene in there. Gont just bust the sausage.

797
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: And before I knew you couldn't put aluminum in the microwave.

798
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: That was what.

799
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 4: I didn't know.

800
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know.

801
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: Coming up next to nephew, Today's prank phone call right

802
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up right

803
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. As always, it's my

804
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today.

805
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 2: Uh.

806
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: The subject is I don't think we're really cousins. We'll

807
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 1: get into it. Don't worry, we'll get into you, all right,

808
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: we'll get in right now. The nephew is here with

809
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: today Today's prank phone call. What you got for its nest?

810
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: I Repoe Man shared, I got Repoe Man. Everybody's had

811
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: a repossession at some point or another in your life.

812
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 4: You had something, you walked outside in your driveway and

813
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 4: it was gone.

814
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: You know.

815
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 4: It's happened, it's already walked out there like what I know?

816
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 4: Goodn't it down?

817
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 7: Going?

818
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 4: Well?

819
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 2: I farket right, he Repoe Man. Let's go cat though. Hello,

820
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to reach age please. Sorry, my name is Robert.

821
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm with the collection agency. You do on a Sierra

822
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 2: two thousand and three GMC truck. Am I correct?

823
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 5: Yeah?

824
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't show that we've had any payments within

825
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: the last I guess about three close to four months now,

826
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: and we want to try and stop having to come

827
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: in and repossess it. Maybe we give you a chance

828
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: to bring your payment in, but we haven't had a

829
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: payment from you in about four months, sir, No.

830
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 8: Chances Financial along with the other another bank. I don't

831
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 8: know what's in the mode. Yeah, I've been paying all

832
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 8: the time. It's directed party.

833
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 4: From our cod well, UH, I'm with they've they've turned

834
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 4: you over to us.

835
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 2: I'm with UH collection agency and we haven't gotten anything

836
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 2: from I don't I don't show any uh any paperwork

837
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 2: here on the computer at all that we've had any

838
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 2: payments made within the last four months.

839
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 4: So that's why they have.

840
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 8: Turned it over to y'all without my permission. They can't

841
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 8: never tell over to y'all A yo.

842
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 5: I don't know.

843
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 4: Well, I understand that, sir.

844
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 2: What happens is if you haven't paid it in a

845
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: certain amount of time, it actually comes over to the

846
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 2: collection agency. And that's what they've done. They've actually sent

847
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: it over to us. They've given us UH pretty much

848
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: all the information on you. I guess it's a GOLDI

849
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 2: type of color uh Cer two thousand and three GMC

850
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 2: truck from our understanding?

851
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 4: Am I correct? Okay?

852
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 8: Uh?

853
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 2: Now, what I'm gonna need from you today, Jeremy, is

854
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 2: for you to come in uh and make a payment

855
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 2: to us this evening for four months so we can see,

856
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,479
Speaker 2: so we don't have to come in and repossess your truck.

857
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 2: And I don't want to have to do that. But

858
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 2: if I have to send a record out there to you,

859
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: I have your address on file as well. I don't

860
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: want to have to send anybody out to pick it up.

861
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 8: Y'all not coming here my truck. And I'm not paying

862
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 8: y'all for for no full month. I'm not paying my

863
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 8: truck no all the time every month. That's a dunk deal, sir.

864
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:11,959
Speaker 2: I don't want to get in a back and forth

865
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: with you, but I'm telling you exactly how it's gonna go.

866
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: Now.

867
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: I'll come out there and repossess it myself.

868
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 8: But I'm telling you, look, that's not that's not even

869
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 8: where we gotta go with that. Don't be you don't

870
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 8: need to be screaming and fussing and chaotic and come

871
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 8: get it yourself and all that. You ain't so much

872
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 8: truck truck that's gonna be that?

873
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 2: What hang on, let's back up, because I'm a man

874
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,439
Speaker 2: just like your man. What do you mean it's gonna

875
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 2: that's gonna be that? What you're saying?

876
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 4: What are you? What do you? What are you saying

877
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 4: to me?

878
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: Sir?

879
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 8: I'm telling you. Look, I'm telling you that I'm paying

880
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 8: my truck note and and that's a final I don't know's.

881
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: I've already stated it to you before. I'm with an agency.

882
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: And let's get one thing straight. You don't tell me

883
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 2: I tell you now, Hey, calm.

884
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 8: Down, law a phone, it don't make no sense. Tell

885
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 8: me you know over the phone, it wasn't. You can come.

886
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 8: You can come get the truck. My truck right here

887
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 8: I work. I'm ready here.

888
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 5: You can come.

889
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 8: You can come try to get my truck. You can

890
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 8: come on there, sir.

891
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 4: I'm already aware of where you work in the whole

892
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 4: nine yards. Now, I don't. I'm trying to be as

893
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 4: uh cordial with you as I can.

894
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 8: Now you can about coming get my truckle I'll tell

895
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 8: you I'll be paying much. So you know you should

896
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 8: have dropped down and been like, all right, I'm gonna

897
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 8: check with somebody else, Check with somebody else and make

898
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 8: sure I'm right, and then call me back.

899
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: I'm telling you you haven't paid anything. That's what I'm

900
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 2: telling you. I've got it listed on the computer. You've

901
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 2: been turned over an agency and you haven't done it.

902
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: You haven't done it thing. What used to you?

903
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: You?

904
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 8: You're raising your breast, screaming and hollo over the phone

905
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 8: like that because they ain't gonna do me up.

906
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 2: You no good.

907
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 8: But you ain't getting no money from me? Then you

908
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 8: ain't coming my truck. Well, a matter of fact, you

909
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 8: could come for my truck. I'm I'm gonna be at

910
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 8: my truck and I'm gonna wait on you.

911
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any difference, sir. You gotta get repossessed tonight.

912
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 2: If I don't get four months payment bruck, definitely, If

913
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 2: I don't get four months payment brought into me collection agency,

914
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: your truck will be taking care of. No.

915
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 8: Hold on, listen, man, hold on the person. You kind

916
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 8: of kind of serious. Hey, let's stop.

917
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 4: You quick. Person at me.

918
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 8: That's what trump you got. Look right outside, you can

919
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 8: come over here and get it. Obviously, know their ways

920
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 8: for you.

921
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: Look, you know what I'm at the point. I don't

922
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: give it about this job. I'm ready to come kick car.

923
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 2: That's what I'm ready to do. Call him back care.

924
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 4: I don't need a little scared hanging up the phone.

925
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 4: You're standing here like a man, and you handle your problems.

926
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 8: Hey, hold on, I'm I can't be I make it work, bro,

927
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 8: stop calling.

928
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: I'm at work to doing my job the same way

929
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: you're doing yours.

930
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 8: You don't want to do your job, get truck.

931
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 4: I got one more thing I want to say to

932
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 4: you before you go. And you're listening this his nephew

933
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 4: till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

934
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 4: got pranked.

935
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 8: You got you got all my teacher, man, you are

936
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 8: all right. Man, I'm gonna talk to this roof man.

937
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 8: I'm talking about cooler, talking about.

938
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 4: She told me. She told me, man, she said that

939
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 4: boy love that truck.

940
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 8: Yeah. That's my choice, man, my only traputation. Man, that's choice. Yeah, yeah,

941
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 8: you got it.

942
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: I gotta ask. I gotta ask you.

943
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 2: Man, Tell me, brother, what is the baddest I'm talking

944
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: about the baddest radio show in.

945
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 8: The late Steve Hall the Morning Shoe.

946
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah you did.

947
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: He sounded a little bit like junior to me, and.

948
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 4: I think if I remember, I think he knew Orleans.

949
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 4: I think he Louisiana.

950
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was crazy.

951
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 7: What you think, Steve, Well, I understand where it's coming from.

952
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 7: Car mean get me, especially when I lived in it.

953
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: Not only was it your transportation, it was your home

954
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 1: again and they was looking for it too. M So

955
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: you had to park.

956
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 4: You've been you've been repolled before. How many times you've

957
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 4: been reposessed?

958
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 9: Uh?

959
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 4: Just once?

960
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: Now?

961
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 4: How many time you didn't dide? How long have you

962
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 4: dodged it?

963
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 8: Just?

964
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 4: But let me ask that quin.

965
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: Two years? Oh, you were skillful two years. Yeah, so

966
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:48,879
Speaker 1: you had to park somewhere different all the time.

967
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 4: Then I catched a bus home.

968
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 7: I had a bike rack put on the back of

969
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 7: it so I could park it somewhere and ride the

970
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 7: bike home and ride the bike back to it.

971
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 4: To work. Parking somewhere else you do better, Pain, No,

972
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 4: I ain't had what you were in shape.

973
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 2: I was outspanding and back then, sir, black people didn't

974
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: have no bike racked on the back of their car.

975
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: You were very creative, Steve.

976
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 7: No, I parked at friend's house. Uh, wake up, couldn't

977
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 7: remember where the hell my car was? Dog, You're gonna

978
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 7: come get your carge driveway so I can go to work.

979
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 7: Oh I went to the wrong house.

980
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Steve, Wow, what was all in there?

981
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 4: What did you I'm gonna close, you know, just a

982
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 4: little stuff.

983
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: Uh huh, that was I was.

984
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 7: I was just financially wasn't fit there. But when I

985
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 7: lived in it, I just drove out of state. Good luck.

986
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 7: And you know this was before you had All you

987
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 7: had to have was license plates. They hadn't come up

988
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 7: with the sticker system yet.

989
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, wow.

990
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,720
Speaker 4: Was your plates? So was your plates really your plates?

991
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 4: So that was?

992
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 1: What does that mean exactly?

993
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 10: I know?

994
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 4: Well I had like three Ohio tags in my car.

995
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 1: So even if they did find the car, you have

996
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: three different.

997
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 4: Lights of plates in the car.

998
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 7: Like if I showed gas and I think they saw me,

999
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 7: I go a little bit and change your tags.

1000
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get out of here. We'll be back with

1001
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: more of the.

1002
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 4: Teas up on all that. Sure, don't why you can't

1003
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 4: hold no public office?

1004
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,240
Speaker 1: Right Strawberry letter coming up? I don't think we're really cousins.

1005
00:52:54,320 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening morning show. Well, guys,

1006
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If

1007
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

1008
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARVEYFM dot com and

1009
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: just click submit Strawberry Letter and we could be reading

1010
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

1011
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now.

1012
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 4: Okay, buggle up and hold on tight. We got it

1013
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

1014
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I don't think we're really cousins.

1015
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. In high school, I liked a girl

1016
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: and she liked me. We talked on the phone and

1017
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: hung out together all the time, and her mom and

1018
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: my mom were close too, so she always was at

1019
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: my house or I was at hers. By the time

1020
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: we graduated from high school, we were even closer, and

1021
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: I told her that I wanted her to be more

1022
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: than my friend. She's always been really close to her

1023
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 1: mom and tells her everything, so she told her mom

1024
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: that she and I were dating. Her mom told her

1025
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: that I was her cousin. When she told me we

1026
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: were related, I felt strange because we had kissed a

1027
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: few times. We never questioned it. Though we stopped dating

1028
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: and remained very close cousins, we still did everything together

1029
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: and told each other everything, and by the time we

1030
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: were in our mid twenties, we had both had a

1031
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: bunch of bad relationships and always ended up back together.

1032
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: I realized that I loved my quote unquote cousin and

1033
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: she's a perfect woman for me. So I finally asked

1034
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 1: my mom if we were really related. My mom said,

1035
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: we're related somewhere down the line, but there is no

1036
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: way for us to find out now because all of

1037
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: the older relatives are deceased. I told my mom that

1038
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: I'm in love with her and I want to be

1039
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,479
Speaker 1: with her. My mom told me to follow my heart.

1040
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to tell my cousin how I really felt,

1041
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: and I was relieved when she told me she's been

1042
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: in love with me forever. Since then, we've made love

1043
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: a few times, and I asked her to marry me.

1044
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: She wants to do a search of our family tree.

1045
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: I don't think we're cousins and this is only postponing

1046
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: our happiness. Should we search for answers or not? Hmm, Well,

1047
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm with you. On this one, I don't know. I

1048
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 1: just don't believe your guys are cousins. I don't believe.

1049
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: I think maybe you know, her mom told her that

1050
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: because she didn't want you guys dating for whatever reason.

1051
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't want you guys, not because

1052
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be true or anything. I

1053
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: just don't believe your mom. Both of them are telling

1054
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: the truth. Even your mom said you were related somewhere

1055
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: down the line, she didn't even know, and she said

1056
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: there's no one in your family to validate it. But

1057
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: I mean, there are ways you can search to find out.

1058
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: It's just, I don't know, suspicious the way they handled

1059
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 1: everything and the way they told you, and for that

1060
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 1: very reason, Yes, I think you should find out if

1061
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: you're related. I think you should do the search. I mean,

1062
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: knowledgeous power. The truth will set your free. What if

1063
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: you want to have children down the line, you know

1064
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: this is something you should know, whether or not you're related.

1065
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: There's a lot to consider. You need the fact so

1066
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: you can make an informed, the clear headed, right decision

1067
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: and nothing just based on your emotions. Like your mom

1068
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: told you, just to follow your heart. It sounds like

1069
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: you don't care though, if your cousins are not, and

1070
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: your mom certainly doesn't care, but your girl wants to

1071
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 1: know and it's important to her. So I think you

1072
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,959
Speaker 1: should do the search, and you know, whatever you guys

1073
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 1: find out, let the ships fall, you know where they may.

1074
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: I don't think you're really cousins. I don't know then,

1075
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: and if you find out that you're not, then you

1076
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: can move forward.

1077
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 7: Steve, Well, this is a short response for me, because

1078
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 7: I don't even understand. There's no advice to give in

1079
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 7: this letter, like you don't know, imal, I have sections

1080
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 7: why I break down what somebody said and what the

1081
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 7: other person said.

1082
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 4: Is none of that in here.

1083
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: And he just wants to know should they search? That's

1084
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: his question.

1085
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 4: Anyway, It ain't about that to me.

1086
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 7: If your mother, if the woman that she's really close to,

1087
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 7: and y'all been over each other's house, if that ain't

1088
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 7: your mother's sister, and that woman that's not the sister

1089
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 7: this girl that you're dating, and okay, let me put it.

1090
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 7: The woman and your mama are not sisters, and then

1091
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 7: her daughter is the woman.

1092
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: You love.

1093
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 7: That ain't your cousin. So now that's established right there.

1094
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 7: Now this y'all cousin somewhere down the line. Black people

1095
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 7: know what's happening. How far you get, lamb if all

1096
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 7: of them is dead, Black people know what's happening.

1097
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 4: Now.

1098
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 7: What didn't happen is one of the men in the

1099
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 7: family and strayed off somewhere, had a child out of war,

1100
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 7: and one of your aunts or mama's is them now?

1101
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 7: Everybody dead?

1102
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 4: Stuff. Y'all got bibles, Open up them with old bibles

1103
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 4: and read who who? You ain't gonna see your name

1104
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 4: in there.

1105
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 2: Now once you don't see your name, Just open and

1106
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 2: shut case they know all the old people dead.

1107
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 4: Well, hot man, So what are we talking about here?

1108
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 4: So I don't really think it's a case.

1109
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 7: Of if you do the search, what you're gonna find,

1110
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 7: You're not gonna find anything, and you'll already you were

1111
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 7: in love with the girl.

1112
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 4: She in love with the girl, I mean, she in

1113
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 4: love with you. I mean, what.

1114
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 1: If they want kids. They're too far down the line

1115
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: for that to affect anything you're saying.

1116
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 4: I think they're way way down the line. Let me

1117
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 4: tell you something.

1118
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 7: It was something dangerous. The boy's mother would not have

1119
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 7: said follow your heart.

1120
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: But the other mother was the one that said their cousins.

1121
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: I think she said it because she didn't want them

1122
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: to date.

1123
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 7: She just said that, well, okay, tell her mama ask

1124
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 7: or ask her mama how uh huh.

1125
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 4: But she didn't even.

1126
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 7: Tell how these She can't even tell how these other

1127
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 7: two is related, the two women.

1128
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 4: What's their relationship?

1129
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 9: They're just they're just really close, you know, only cousins. Yeah,

1130
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 9: but they did it, they do know they did it, right, Yeah,

1131
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 9: it's in the letter.

1132
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 4: They said it in the letter.

1133
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: Yes, in the letter. We'll have part two of Steve

1134
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after be our subject

1135
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: I don't think we're really cousins. We'll get back into

1136
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. All right,

1137
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's recap today's interesting Strawberry Letters. Subject

1138
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we're really cousins.

1139
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: All right.

1140
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 7: This guy was in high school. He liked the girl

1141
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 7: and they she liked him. They talked on the phone,

1142
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 7: hung out together all the time. Yeah, her mom and

1143
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 7: my mom were close too, so she was always at

1144
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 7: my house. Never once in this letter does it say

1145
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 7: her mom and his mom was related.

1146
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 10: M M.

1147
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 7: By the time they graduated high school, we were even closer.

1148
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 7: I told her we want to be more than friends.

1149
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 7: She's always been really close to her mom and tells everything.

1150
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 4: So she told her mom.

1151
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 7: She and I were dating. Her mom told her I

1152
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 7: was her cousin, but your mama ain't related this to

1153
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 7: the boys, Mama, they're just so now where that comes from? Well,

1154
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 7: she told me we were related. I felt strange cause

1155
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 7: I had kissed a few times. We never questioned it though.

1156
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 7: We still updating and remained close everything together. Then they

1157
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 7: went through a bunch of bad relationships and always ended

1158
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 7: up back together. And then he said, I realized I

1159
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 7: loved my cousin and she's a perfect woman for me.

1160
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 7: So this dude go and ask his mom if they

1161
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 7: really related. The mother said, y'all related somewhere down the line,

1162
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 7: but ain't no way to find out because all the

1163
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 7: older relatives are dead.

1164
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 4: I did, well, okay, when's we talking about this folk?

1165
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 7: I told my mom that I'm in love with her

1166
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 7: and I want to be with her. My mom told

1167
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 7: me follow my heart. So then he ran and told

1168
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,600
Speaker 7: the girl who is he thinks his cousin how I

1169
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 7: really felt, and he was relieved when she told me

1170
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 7: she been in love with me forever.

1171
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 4: Well then since then they'd have made.

1172
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:56,959
Speaker 7: Love a few times, and I asked her to marry me. Yeah,

1173
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 7: she wants to do a search of our family tree

1174
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 7: first because she.

1175
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 4: Don't want to come up and get in bad.

1176
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: You know.

1177
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 7: Then half these people you think it's dead, gonna show

1178
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:10,240
Speaker 7: up at the wedding. Well, it ain't just strange, you know,

1179
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 7: I'm Gertrude's least Overtholom. Inside the all.

1180
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 4: Have old slaves names and everything.

1181
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 7: Frederick, you know, Frederick was your uncle, great great great

1182
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 7: great uncle, Frederick Frederick Douglas.

1183
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 4: Boy, you got to afro just like him, you know,

1184
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 4: be a guy. So she wants to do a search

1185
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 4: and to think.

1186
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 7: And he said, I don't think we cousins, and this

1187
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 7: is only postponing our happiness. Should we search for answers

1188
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 7: or not? Okay, let me explain something to you, son.

1189
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 7: When you get through searching, it ain't gonna change one

1190
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 7: thing you feel about this girl. Come on, boy, when

1191
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 7: you get through searching, it ain't gonna erase the fact

1192
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 7: and y'all in love with each other, and y'all been together.

1193
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 7: It ain't gonna erase nothing, no matter what the search say.

1194
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 7: And if you find out you somewhere way down the line.

1195
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 7: How far down the line is it? Now?

1196
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 4: How many people got to die? Steve?

1197
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:25,919
Speaker 7: Well, all your evidence is dead down the line is dead.

1198
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 7: But your mother and her mother ain't even related. So

1199
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 7: what are y'all talking about?

1200
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: See? I think her mother didn't want them to date,

1201
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: because immediately when she told him that, they stopped dating.

1202
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 7: If there's no relation between the two friends, well that

1203
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 7: could be happening because maybe they just friends and the

1204
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 7: two kids.

1205
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,520
Speaker 4: And other families.

1206
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a possibility.

1207
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 8: You know.

1208
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: That's why I don't think their cousins I don't think

1209
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: will hurt anything to do the search because we.

1210
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 4: See the problem with that is we're talking about two mothers. Though. See,

1211
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 4: once you have mothers involved, it ain't no, you ain't

1212
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 4: in the family.

1213
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: M hmm, what you mean?

1214
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 4: This woman.

1215
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 7: Is the mother of the boy all your heart is

1216
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 7: the mother of the girl. So how are these two

1217
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 7: kids related? How am I missing something?

1218
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: It could be through? Could it be through mar I

1219
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: don't know.

1220
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 7: Two women were married to the same brothers or some friends.

1221
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 7: That could happen.

1222
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: But now, yeah, I don't think that I just don't

1223
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: think they're related.

1224
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:49,200
Speaker 4: What's that test you take? Din We had that test

1225
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 4: one time. What is the name? I think ancestry doctor.

1226
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 4: That's it right there.

1227
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: I just did one. I just did a test.

1228
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 4: I just did it. I had people do mine for me.

1229
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. You don't have to have

1230
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: living relatives, you know. So his mom said, everybody's dead

1231
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 1: to prove whether or not there I can.

1232
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 7: Find stuff on my mother's side, but it goes back

1233
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 7: to my father and it stops.

1234
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 4: Oh so if down the line ain't here.

1235
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: You can still find out what's going on. He love

1236
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: it though, Yeah, yeah, she loves him. She wants she's

1237
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 1: the one that wants to know. I mean, you do

1238
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: have to consider that you have small children and everything.

1239
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 8: You know.

1240
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: Are you out, Steve? You're done well.

1241
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 4: I told you I'm doing it.

1242
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 1: Cause you got awfully quiet right there.

1243
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,720
Speaker 4: It was hard to raise anyway, don't have it?

1244
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth?

1245
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 4: You said? Well, yeah, you're gonna have a situation with

1246
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 4: him if ain't nothing wrong with him?

1247
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, listen, guys. You can leave your comments

1248
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: on Today's letter on Instagram, at Steve Harvey FM and

1249
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening

1250
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show all right. Time now to check Steve's

1251
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: voicemail and if you would like to leave a voicemail

1252
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: for Steve, call him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve

1253
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.

1254
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 4: All right, Steve.

1255
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: So, recently, during our Ask the Colo segment, I'm sure

1256
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 1: you'll remember this, a woman wrote in said her four

1257
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 1: year old son sleeps in the bed with her and

1258
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 1: now that she's engaged, her fiance said it's time for

1259
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: the boy to sleep in his own bed. Well, you

1260
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,720
Speaker 1: agreed with the fiance. You know, we had a problem

1261
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: with that. We wanted the baby to stay in the

1262
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: bed with the mommy. But this caller left a message

1263
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 1: and disagree with you.

1264
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 6: Listen, Okay, these guys aren't taking live callups because you

1265
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 6: can't take the heat.

1266
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,880
Speaker 5: But Steve, you have never raised a four year old.

1267
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 5: He's never been around any of your children.

1268
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 14: At the age of four, were your vice children at

1269
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 14: the age of four, So you have no idea how

1270
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 14: bonded the child is at four years old.

1271
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 7: Okay, Now, first of all, you a damn lie because

1272
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 7: Brandon Carley, I watched them being born.

1273
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 4: You don't know nothing about me, and don't worry about.

1274
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 7: Marjory's kids and all this here you'll call in myself

1275
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 7: talking about do.

1276
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 4: You can't take no heat.

1277
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 7: Your ass don't know what you're talking about. I've been

1278
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 7: round kids. I've been around Winton since he was born.

1279
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 7: I've been around bribery. I've been round between you. The

1280
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 7: one ain't been round me. Oh, call here no more

1281
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 7: with your little mucky ass statement. You don't know how

1282
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 7: kids are. I know plenty about kids. I ain't never

1283
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 7: had a child. But your ass gonna get in your

1284
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 7: bed and foe and sleep while your damn self. That's

1285
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 7: what you gonna do. And you're not gonna call here

1286
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 7: no more, which show damn wrong ass information.

1287
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:05,280
Speaker 4: I wish you would call here. Lie, You ain't gonna

1288
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 4: been around your own kids. You don't know me. You

1289
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 4: an internet person? All right? Now, we ain't moving on.

1290
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 4: We're staying right here. What was her name.

1291
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 7: Name?

1292
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 4: Oh coward too? Oh a coward?

1293
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 7: Now you're gonna call it, tell me what I ate,

1294
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 7: But you ain't gonna leave your name. Oh maybe ragged

1295
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 7: ass calls me no more.

1296
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 4: And this is why we.

1297
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:34,679
Speaker 7: Don't take the cause. Lie this why right here? Ain't

1298
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 7: nobody scared? This is why we don't take live calls.

1299
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 7: They don't know this on the hal All right.

1300
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:44,560
Speaker 1: Now we're moving on to a voice call from a

1301
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: calling who appreciates us.

1302
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:46,360
Speaker 4: Steve.

1303
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: How about that change, Steve.

1304
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 10: I just want to say, God bless you and your

1305
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 10: whole entire morning. So cruise, y'all are such a blessing.

1306
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:57,799
Speaker 1: I appreciate the advice.

1307
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 10: I appreciate the straightforward and this has been an inspiration

1308
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 10: and it keeps me going. It gives me my chuckle

1309
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 10: for the morning, and I love it. My kids love it,

1310
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 10: even though some of it's not children I appropriate, but

1311
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 10: we do appreciate you. North Carolina represents all day, every

1312
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 10: day and fort Uncle Steve and the cruise.

1313
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:21,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you very much for that. Oh wow, you

1314
01:09:22,479 --> 01:09:25,479
Speaker 7: know you don't have levels show. You have to have

1315
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 7: levels and I just wanted to say thank you so much, sister.

1316
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: All right, thank you Steve. You're listening morning show. All right,

1317
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: So this summer heat wave really hot. We've been sweating.

1318
01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 1: We know how hot it is. And you know, think

1319
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 1: about kids today. They don't really know how to play

1320
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 1: the games that we used to play back in the

1321
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: day during summer. Uh So, guys, I want to ask

1322
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: you this question. Can you, guys reminisce and tell us

1323
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: about some of the games you played outside. I know

1324
01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,719
Speaker 1: you have some story, Steve, give us some suggestion about

1325
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: what the kids can do to stay cool this summer.

1326
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:08,479
Speaker 7: Get your daddy's uh pipe wrench. Go down there, take

1327
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 7: that Take that nozzle off that fire hydrant. Get all

1328
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 7: the damn water you want.

1329
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,800
Speaker 4: A turn that sprinkl on in the front yard and

1330
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,720
Speaker 4: just run your air back and forth to it.

1331
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 7: Ah, let your mama take that nozzle off that fire

1332
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 7: hose and put her thumb on it and spray your ass.

1333
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:38,720
Speaker 7: I act like y'all don't remember that, man, Please, I'm

1334
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 7: gonna tell you something I did one time. Man, we

1335
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 7: played Hide and go Seek. One time I hid under

1336
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 7: Ms Payne's porch. I damn it, fainted under there was

1337
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 7: so damn hot.

1338
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 12: Nobody never found you.

1339
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,120
Speaker 4: Man, ain't nobody found me, and I forgot we was playing.

1340
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,360
Speaker 7: I was damn man hard, damn lost consciousness under that

1341
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:00,600
Speaker 7: hot ass porch. Yeah, Man, I crawled out. They found me.

1342
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 7: I was just trying to crawl getting my head out

1343
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 7: in that damn driveway. Get some app man, I love it, man,

1344
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 7: U s all right?

1345
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:11,639
Speaker 2: Iron?

1346
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: I love and seek man, because you know what.

1347
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 7: Man, we playing hide and go seek. I had heard

1348
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 7: so good under that porch. You know how they go

1349
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 7: and free?

1350
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 4: I didn't.

1351
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 7: I couldn't even muster up the strip to crawl out

1352
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 7: money the damn porch. I was into the porch going

1353
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 7: help meet kids.

1354
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 4: What man, it was fun of what were growing up?

1355
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 4: We have to go outside. I'm going outside with fun.

1356
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,080
Speaker 4: We wouldn't played like it was a job.

1357
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 12: I said nine that morning. You couldn't come back in

1358
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 12: there till five.

1359
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 7: I had to eat two bowls of cereal before I

1360
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,640
Speaker 7: went outside, coming back to lunch, and we find go

1361
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 7: out here play these hard.

1362
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 4: Ass games tag. I'm playing tag with soft nim And

1363
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 4: they asked, what's fast.

1364
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 12: Football? Touch on the concrete, tackling the grass.

1365
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 4: That's it, sideline stick all of that.

1366
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 7: Go down there and go fence hopping and started down

1367
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,879
Speaker 7: at the end of the street and just hop fences.

1368
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 7: Whoever get to the top of the block first win.

1369
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:31,440
Speaker 7: But you had to go past cane no see kings chained.

1370
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,759
Speaker 1: The German shepherd.

1371
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 4: Did you ever win when.

1372
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 7: Oh hell, yeah, my list can ask because I could go, man,

1373
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:44,040
Speaker 7: I can come. Plus, I was from the country, you know.

1374
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,000
Speaker 7: That's all I did was climb on stuff so I

1375
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 7: could win.

1376
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 4: You got caught one of the fence because I damn yeah,

1377
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 4: shirt caught up. Shirt hell shirt.

1378
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 12: Rock ahead from the ball.

1379
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 7: Get your shirt. My whole ass hung up on top

1380
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:11,560
Speaker 7: of that. I mean just hanging on it, bleeding, you know,

1381
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 7: because you don't know you got your belt, Loupe caught

1382
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,920
Speaker 7: on that thing. You then toyo jeans and don't more

1383
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:16,879
Speaker 7: than lee jeans.

1384
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,679
Speaker 4: Man. I was just jangling from the fence. My brother

1385
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 4: had to come get me down.

1386
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:26,559
Speaker 1: Oh wow, did you up playing sports?

1387
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all.

1388
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: It was.

1389
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 4: Baseball, gods ball?

1390
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 3: What about.

1391
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,800
Speaker 4: I was scared of Laryer or lad. I could throw

1392
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 4: that ball so damn hard.

1393
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: Oh ouch, you know.

1394
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 4: You know we did up.

1395
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 14: We had found a set of golf club We didn't

1396
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 14: know nothing about golf in the hood.

1397
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 12: Eric Well dug a hole across at an abandoned house.

1398
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 4: That was the whole.

1399
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 12: Everybody had a club. I'm over there trying to get

1400
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,880
Speaker 12: this ball across the street with a pun. Clean know

1401
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:03,519
Speaker 12: nothing but off.

1402
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 11: Fun time ye till I was exhausted right right back?

1403
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys. We'll have more of the Steve

1404
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up in about twenty minutes after

1405
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,

1406
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 1: So listen to this story, guys. A meat manufacturing company

1407
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 1: experienced a glitch in its payroll recently and accidentally paid

1408
01:14:34,439 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 1: a worker three hundred times his salary, and now they

1409
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: can't seem to find the guy. The worker expected his

1410
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: usual monthly check of five hundred and forty five dollars,

1411
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:47,240
Speaker 1: but instead received a check for more than one hundred

1412
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,240
Speaker 1: and eighty thousand dollars. Now, when he noticed, yeah, when

1413
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,439
Speaker 1: he noticed the mistake, he alerted his manager, who told

1414
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 1: him to go to his bank and repay the money.

1415
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 1: But he never did and the company can't find him.

1416
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 1: They tried to reach him for several days and eventually

1417
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:07,680
Speaker 1: received a letter from his attorney informing them of his resignation.

1418
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you roll babies.

1419
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 1: He hasn't been heard from since. The company has filed

1420
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:17,880
Speaker 1: a complaint with the police, but no arrest has been made.

1421
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,880
Speaker 1: So the question to you, guys is, what would you

1422
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:24,759
Speaker 1: do in this situation if you got paid three hundred

1423
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:25,839
Speaker 1: times your salary.

1424
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 2: Oh I'm out, y'all. I'm telling you, I will die

1425
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 2: in front of you right there. You would think I'm

1426
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 2: gone flat out, roll me out the dough. Pardon I'm gone, Junior.

1427
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:38,960
Speaker 2: I call in him.

1428
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,880
Speaker 12: I will call see how y'all doing.

1429
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:48,559
Speaker 4: How the Morning show doing in hell? Coming back?

1430
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:51,800
Speaker 1: Boy?

1431
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 4: Stay three hundred times you'll pay wow?

1432
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:00,600
Speaker 1: Co All right, we'll have more, Thank guys, We'll have

1433
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up. We'll

1434
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: do a round of would you rather? At thirty three

1435
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:09,519
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Harby

1436
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's time now for a round of would

1437
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather get a tattoo on the

1438
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:19,200
Speaker 1: inside of your lip or would you get a tattoo

1439
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:24,320
Speaker 1: all over your right thigh? Which one inside of your lipt?

1440
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: A lot of people not my lift man, thigh, my

1441
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:40,600
Speaker 1: thigh and nip is the same sign. I put a

1442
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,599
Speaker 1: tattoo on this thing right here. I can't even hold

1443
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,560
Speaker 1: my damn out. It gonna look like a billboard?

1444
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:48,439
Speaker 6: All right?

1445
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:55,760
Speaker 1: Would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom? On

1446
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,720
Speaker 1: the floor at the airport?

1447
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 4: They sleep on that floor at airport. I've done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1448
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 4: I've done that too. Yeah all right, that bathroom floating something.

1449
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,719
Speaker 7: When I was homeless, I spent night in the airport,

1450
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 7: three nights. Yeah, and man, yeah, I spent the night.

1451
01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:22,839
Speaker 7: They had bathroom in there and everything.

1452
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,240
Speaker 1: And then I you know, I still flight.

1453
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:27,639
Speaker 4: You just went in there. Hell, you know it before

1454
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 4: nine eleven. You could just watch it on in there.

1455
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:30,640
Speaker 2: Man. I went on.

1456
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,759
Speaker 7: I stayed at the gate, kept like I was bored,

1457
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 7: and turned around the man wanted to go somewhere, act

1458
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:44,240
Speaker 7: like I was interested, slept at the and then and

1459
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,080
Speaker 7: then hell yeah. And then I met this girl that

1460
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:50,599
Speaker 7: worked at uh didn't press that pretzel place, Auntie uh Presbels.

1461
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:52,160
Speaker 11: She liked me.

1462
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 7: She gave me preszels all day long doing her shift.

1463
01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 7: I kept them at night. I ate pressel for three days.

1464
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 4: No meat. Some water, had water found in the hallway.

1465
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 4: I had water bathroom. I was comfortable, dog.

1466
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 7: I was in there, people watching and stuff. Then I

1467
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 7: set across from a Fridays and they had a TV

1468
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 7: on it and I watched TV.

1469
01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,719
Speaker 4: You had everything you need, oh dog, I was comfortable.

1470
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:21,040
Speaker 8: Wow.

1471
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:25,960
Speaker 1: See all right, would you rather be the captain of

1472
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 1: the football team or the valedictorian of your school, of

1473
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 1: the whole school.

1474
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 4: No, hey, yeah, I ain't finn to be that.

1475
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 1: What is again, valedictorian? You know, the smartest person with

1476
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,599
Speaker 1: the grades and given.

1477
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,559
Speaker 4: To be that. I'm gonna be this captain.

1478
01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,519
Speaker 7: Ga, yeah, at least I know how to give a

1479
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,400
Speaker 7: speech in the locker rooms missing it. You ain't even

1480
01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,040
Speaker 7: understand that. And I'm sure we a is glad y'all

1481
01:18:55,080 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 7: had me up here to do. I know you sound like, yeah, yeah,

1482
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be this captain of the football team. I

1483
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 7: ain't gonna make that valid valifetorian.

1484
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,439
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with our last break of

1485
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:16,320
Speaker 1: the day and some closing remarks coming up at forty

1486
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 1: nine minutes after the hour right after this you're listening

1487
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:24,720
Speaker 1: morning show. All right, here we are, Steve, We've come

1488
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 1: to the end of our show. Wow, a lot of

1489
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:31,080
Speaker 1: stuff happened on this show today. So here we go

1490
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:33,719
Speaker 1: with just one more thing and your closing remarks.

1491
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 7: Well, you know, I wanted to talk to you all

1492
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:40,639
Speaker 7: in my closing remarks today about something that I've had

1493
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 7: to learn to rely on more of late. I wish

1494
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 7: I had learned this a lot earlier in my life.

1495
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:54,040
Speaker 7: It would have helped me such a great deal. I've

1496
01:19:54,120 --> 01:20:00,320
Speaker 7: had to learn to trust in God's timing and I've

1497
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:06,280
Speaker 7: had to learn to trust in God's will. Now these

1498
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 7: are tough lessons to learn. I know why I didn't

1499
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:17,560
Speaker 7: learn these lessons earlier because I thought that it was

1500
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 7: in my best interest to work as hard as I

1501
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 7: could make choices and decisions and go about the process

1502
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:31,719
Speaker 7: of trying to make those choices and decisions work.

1503
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,800
Speaker 4: And I did that, and a lot of people do that.

1504
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,680
Speaker 7: And you know, we set our goals and where our

1505
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 7: dreams up on our vision boards, and we get locked

1506
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 7: in on that, and that's what we started shooting for.

1507
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:47,200
Speaker 7: What I've learned as I've gotten older, it's Steve Harvey.

1508
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 7: It's absolutely fine to have aspirations, dreams, and visions and goals,

1509
01:20:55,080 --> 01:21:01,080
Speaker 7: but in your request of requiring or attaining all of

1510
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:06,560
Speaker 7: these things, you should also add in the request that

1511
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,720
Speaker 7: God let your will be done and give me the

1512
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:13,599
Speaker 7: strength and wisdom to trust in your timing.

1513
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:15,600
Speaker 4: But I didn't do that.

1514
01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 7: I thought that it was in my best interest to

1515
01:21:20,479 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 7: set my goals and aspirations and then just start working

1516
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,880
Speaker 7: towards them as hard as I could. Some of those

1517
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:31,000
Speaker 7: things happened because some of those things were in His will.

1518
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 7: But when a lot of things didn't happen for me,

1519
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:39,600
Speaker 7: I didn't understand that it just wasn't God's will for me.

1520
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,520
Speaker 4: And so what I've had to learn as I've gotten.

1521
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:46,400
Speaker 7: Older is when I set up my vision board, when

1522
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 7: I set up my dream board like I have on

1523
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 7: my phone today, and I have in my notes section

1524
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 7: of everything I want I'm asking of God on page

1525
01:21:55,240 --> 01:22:01,479
Speaker 7: one it says trust in his timing and trust in

1526
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:05,799
Speaker 7: his will. Because the old I've gotten, I've discovered something

1527
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,600
Speaker 7: that everything that I wanted and then I wanted it

1528
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 7: to work out as say, a certain way, what God

1529
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:19,479
Speaker 7: has given me didn't work out that way, and what

1530
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:23,360
Speaker 7: He gave me was far greater than what I asked.

1531
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 7: I can tell you it has worked that way every

1532
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 7: single time.

1533
01:22:30,080 --> 01:22:30,920
Speaker 4: Why I did not.

1534
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:34,360
Speaker 7: Learn this when I was younger, Man, it befuddles me.

1535
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Speaker 7: But that's what age is though, that's what experience he is.

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Speaker 7: They say experiences is priceless. It's a shame. You have

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Speaker 7: to pay for it with your youth. And it cost

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Speaker 7: me my youth to learn that God's will and God's

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Speaker 7: timing is far superior than mine.

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Speaker 4: So now, Steve, how do you fix that? How do

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Speaker 4: you fix that?

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Speaker 7: Well, it's a couple of things I had to get

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Speaker 7: in line with. First of all, the will of God,

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Speaker 7: our Father, who art in heaven. How will be thy name,

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Speaker 7: thy Kingdom come? Thy will be done on earth as

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Speaker 7: it is in heaven. That's important when you pray to

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Speaker 7: ask God that his will be done in your life.

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Speaker 7: I mean, who would know better how to direct your

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Speaker 7: life than the person who.

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Speaker 4: Gave you life, your creator.

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Speaker 7: So that was the first thing I had to start

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Speaker 7: implementing in my prayer, to let your will be done

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Speaker 7: on earth as it is in heaven. And then the

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Speaker 7: Lord's prayer gets real specific. Give us this day our

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Speaker 7: daily bread.

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Speaker 8: You know what that is?

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Speaker 4: You're just asking for. You need enough to get through today.

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Speaker 7: See, tomorrow ain't promised and you have no control over tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Do you know that today is enough?

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Speaker 7: Do you know that if you take care of yourself today,

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Speaker 7: today got plenty for you to do. Today is a

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Speaker 7: monster man, Today is a truckload. This is all we

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Speaker 7: were built for. We were built for today.

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Speaker 2: Now, once again, does not to mean you don't have aspirations,

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Speaker 2: goals and hopes for tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: That's not what it says. The Bible says a man

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Speaker 7: without a dream or visions you'll perish. That ain't what

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Speaker 7: he's saying. But you got to get your focus on today.

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Speaker 7: Give us this day our daily bread because that's enough.

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Speaker 7: Tomorrow will take care of itself. And like that quote

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Speaker 7: I was reading to you all the other day that

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Speaker 7: I got, and I'm gonna grab it right quick, but

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Speaker 7: it really really helped me man, in my focus point

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Speaker 7: of learning how to be you know, because it's just

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Speaker 7: important that I learned this lesson right here. Fear does

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Speaker 7: not stop death, it stops life. And worrying does not

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Speaker 7: take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace. Come on, man,

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Speaker 7: if you focus on today, you'll have a much more

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Speaker 7: peaceful life.

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Speaker 4: Worrying about tomorrow it does nothing for you.

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Speaker 7: That's God's will, That's God's timing. Tomorrow, yours is today.

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Speaker 7: Focus on today, man, trust in God's timing, trusting God's

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Speaker 7: will because it's better than the plan you got. I

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Speaker 7: thank God that I started become more trusting in his

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Speaker 7: timing and his will and stop tripping all the time

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Speaker 7: on what Steve Harvey want?

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Speaker 4: What do God want for you? Man?

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Speaker 7: Have you ever asked that that's way better than what

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Speaker 7: you could ever imagine? Those are my closing remarks. Don't

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Speaker 7: forget to pray, don't be ashamed to pray, and don't

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Speaker 7: ever be too proud to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things. Pray, Chase,

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Speaker 7: y'all have.

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Speaker 4: A good day.

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Speaker 8: For all.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. Contest is necessary, voidware prohibited. Participants must be

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Speaker 1: legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

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