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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they sign. These are the

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Speaker 1: radio blogs on the Fred Show, Super Clever text mat

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Speaker 1: one five. How many dolls did you find in Fren's closet,

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Speaker 1: Rufio when you went through it? He won't be able

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Speaker 1: to tell you because you signed an md A one

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Speaker 1: thing in that clause that I was looking at, and

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Speaker 1: you know what that was? I actually don't. I told

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Speaker 1: you I'm getting that. I want the new one, the

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Speaker 1: green one or whatever color you got, the crossbody one. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you want my merse Yeah, carry on, he wants my

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Speaker 1: carry on bag. Okay, I might want your artwork, now

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Speaker 1: my work. I I'm all right, Well put in the

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Speaker 1: babies except in my home up. Yeah, okay, I have

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Speaker 1: doctor Seu's art I do. Yeah, you're right though, that's

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Speaker 1: where the money is. Take that, that's what the money.

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Speaker 1: But how do you think Rufio got that Tesla? I've

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Speaker 1: been owned to buy Tesla's to shut you the hell up,

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Speaker 1: Rufio deer blog. So I want to know if it's

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Speaker 1: like this to any other family. But there's a family

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Speaker 1: group chat. I have a we have a family group

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Speaker 1: chat in my family, my mom, my dad, my aunt

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Speaker 1: in South America my sister, and now my brother in

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Speaker 1: law's in it, and now I'm in it. Who had

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Speaker 1: to cut Wow? I mean it's part of the family now.

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Speaker 1: We can't leave him out. How he get in there.

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Speaker 1: But we send like a lot of messages about the girls,

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Speaker 1: about uh, about Polly and Mave. Polly's almost four and

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Speaker 1: Mayve's almost one, and so there's pictures and whatever they're doing,

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Speaker 1: and we talk about stuff. Well, the other day Polly

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Speaker 1: went on a little date. Was a young man whose

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Speaker 1: name I won't say, we'll just call him Roger Loser,

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Speaker 1: oh and so so, and they're holding hands pictures of

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Speaker 1: this and this kid he's three years old, and he's

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Speaker 1: getting roasted in the group chat. I mean, we're just

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Speaker 1: destroying this kid. Now, granted he's never going to see this,

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Speaker 1: but he's not worthy of her. He's not worthy of her,

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Speaker 1: he's not remotely worthy of her. I realize that he

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Speaker 1: is only three, right, Yeah, he's just a child. But

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Speaker 1: I'm just curious if this happens in any other family

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Speaker 1: group chat where like, you know, younger generations are involved

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Speaker 1: and things are said like, of course she'll never see this,

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Speaker 1: he'll never see this. But I mean she can get

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Speaker 1: used to this because she gonna get older and date

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Speaker 1: guys and none of them are going to be good enough,

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Speaker 1: and we're going to talk about them behind their back.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but this happens every day in group chats

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Speaker 1: with girls. I mean, you know, guys, their texts are

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Speaker 1: getting analyzed and dating profiles are getting analyzed, and so

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if this happening among adults, it's

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Speaker 1: happening among you know, daters or whatever. I get the

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Speaker 1: fact that these are toddlers, I understand, But I'm just

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Speaker 1: curious if anyone else knows anything about this? Like do

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Speaker 1: you go home if you have kids? Do you go

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Speaker 1: home as parents and make fun of the other kids,

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Speaker 1: like as among parents? Quietly? Oh? For sure? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. Can you see yourself doing this? Do

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Speaker 1: you do you go home? Do you like Gigi has

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Speaker 1: little friends and then you go like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what were they thinking with that? Or you know, like

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Speaker 1: what is that outfit? Or like what are these guys?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Do you talk about people

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Speaker 1: like this and you're talking about children? Feel you do this? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because Ashton is in a lot of activities, like he's

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Speaker 1: in basketball and like dance and gymnastics, and then you know,

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Speaker 1: you see the other kids that are in the class,

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Speaker 1: and Ashton's just dominating it as at least loss. So

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, they're not as good, they're not

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Speaker 1: they're not skilled as my son. You know, of course,

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Speaker 1: and by the way, they're talking about you too. But

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Speaker 1: I was just curious if there was a roast of

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Speaker 1: toddlers going on inside anyone, inside any family family communication.

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Speaker 1: I was just wondering, because it did come to my

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Speaker 1: attention after like a few like my aunt had a

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Speaker 1: then and then my dad got in there a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and then of course my brother in law is like,

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Speaker 1: over my dead body, you know, get your hands out

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Speaker 1: my mom or somebody was like, you know, we're my sister.

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Speaker 1: It was my sister, of course, who chimes and you

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Speaker 1: know the therapist, you know, we're talking about a child,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, oh no, I know, I'm very where

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Speaker 2: I only do it when like when you parents make

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Speaker 2: like Instagram pages for your kids, Like I have a

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Speaker 2: really hard time with that when like a toddler's you know,

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Speaker 2: talking to me on Instagram, Like you're not like, that's

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Speaker 2: your mom, that's your dad, You're output of the day,

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Speaker 2: and how you much love mommy and daddy.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like that's wonderful, but like, don't go

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Speaker 1: on Instagram with that. I see. Yeah, like third person,

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Speaker 1: the third person, right, toddler talking. Yeah, Okay, people are

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Speaker 1: texting that this does happen. This does happen. Uh, let

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Speaker 1: me see here, I'm reading through these texts. All parents

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Speaker 1: make fun of other kids and families in the privacy

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Speaker 1: and comfort of their own homes. Yeah, it's the same

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Speaker 1: in my family. Chat YadA, YadA. Get you know, it's okay. Good.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel as bad because I mean, he's a

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Speaker 1: cute little kid, and I'm sure, you know whatever, they're

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Speaker 1: three years old, it doesn't matter. But this kid was

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Speaker 1: getting crushed. I mean it was a full on, like roast.

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Speaker 1: I was the roastmaster. I mean, there's a full on

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Speaker 1: This could have been on Comedy Central. This kid would

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Speaker 1: have cried us over here. Would have been terrible. Yeah, basically,

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