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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is he booked an all inclusive vacation. What we'll

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Speaker 1: get into that. Find out what that's all about in

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and the prank call for today. What you

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Speaker 1: got for us? Now, this right here, Shirley, is w

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Speaker 1: c S Wife Corrections Services. Wife Correction Junior. You need

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Speaker 1: to pay attention. It is okay, all right, I want

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Speaker 1: you to pay close attention. You're a newly wayed now.

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Speaker 1: So this is wife Correction Services. When things ain't go right,

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Speaker 1: when things are not going right, this is where you

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Speaker 1: won't drop off fitted wife corrects the servant. We fix

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Speaker 1: it for you, We correct whatever. Yeah, oh I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not pranking against the irking. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I apologize, but yeah, I'm doing. You did exactly what

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Speaker 1: reach George Police. My name is Marcus with w c S.

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Speaker 1: UM call and see if we can actually try to

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Speaker 1: lend you our services. We understand that you're having a

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Speaker 1: few problems and want to see if maybe WCS can

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Speaker 1: bring um a better life to you and you can

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Speaker 1: have a uh an exciting life better than the one

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Speaker 1: you have. Now. Who is it? Who WS? We are

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Speaker 1: with Wife Correctional Services, sir, w CS. What it is is,

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Speaker 1: we take your wife's for a couple of weeks and

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Speaker 1: we reprogram them so that it's of course, you have

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Speaker 1: to sign a waiver contract, but we take your wife

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Speaker 1: and we reprogrammed them so that they will act in

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Speaker 1: a fashion of what you want them to act. Okay, okay, whatever,

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Speaker 1: Let's see, sir, what it is that we've got some

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Speaker 1: We've gotten some reports that you've been having some problems

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Speaker 1: with with your particular wife. And I never heard located

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Speaker 1: at We're here in St. Louis, sir, And don't worry,

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Speaker 1: We're totally confidential. This is not anything that's gonna get

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Speaker 1: out um, and and your your names are never submitted.

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Speaker 1: First of all, here's here's something we can do. I

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Speaker 1: can ask you questions because we've been notified that this

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Speaker 1: is probably a service that you would probably want. Now, Um,

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Speaker 1: has your wife ever snapped on you in public? And

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Speaker 1: snapped on me. I mean what I mean, she my

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Speaker 1: wife as crazy. I don't just snap on me. She

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Speaker 1: might you know, try to check me, uh, say something.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, She's just gonna snap. So

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Speaker 1: your wife your so, your wife has tried to check you.

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Speaker 1: It's what you're saying, not check me, per se. I

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Speaker 1: mean she might she might not like some mom doing it,

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Speaker 1: might say something about it. But so basically your wife

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Speaker 1: is not in her place where she needs to be old.

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Speaker 1: I mean what I mean. She might say something, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I might be want something more, you know,

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Speaker 1: it might be with my boys and might get out

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Speaker 1: of control a little bit. She might just say something

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Speaker 1: at the time, but she don't just try to all

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Speaker 1: out check nobody. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let me ask you this one.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go out, and had to change your plans because, um,

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Speaker 1: your wife. Well, I mean, if like I'm just come

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Speaker 1: about hanging out and I ain't let her know something,

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Speaker 1: she might you know, be like, well, baby already had plans,

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Speaker 1: you know, can you stay home with the boys? Or something.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular. You know,

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Speaker 1: I usually do what I want to do. It seems

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Speaker 1: like denial. Okay, here's another one, sir. Well, no, just listen.

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Speaker 1: Hear me out. Now, let me ask you this um

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Speaker 1: television because your wife wanted to watch something else? No? Man,

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Speaker 1: we got two TVs in my house. Man, I wish No.

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Speaker 1: I don't even get down. I mean I might have

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Speaker 1: you've been pushed to watching the smaller television. No, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: And ain't nothing wrong with my wife? Ain't nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with my family? Honestand well, let me the reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm asking you these particular questions is because someone has

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Speaker 1: actually let me know the problems that are at hand

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Speaker 1: Has your wife ever cussed you out at a family cookout? Hey? Man,

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Speaker 1: hold on, man, you know what you're getting a little personal? Man?

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Speaker 1: Is this is even legal? Man, I'm here, I'm here, Man,

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Speaker 1: I've never heard this. This is something new. Is definitely

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Speaker 1: saying something new. I mean, what, Don't make me be

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Speaker 1: it is you're trying to do. Man, don't call me

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Speaker 1: with this nonsense. Partner, and I completely understand that WCS, Sir,

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Speaker 1: is here to benefit you, benefit to me. Man, getting

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Speaker 1: I look at my personal business. Wonder what's going on

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Speaker 1: in mind household? Okay, Well, last thing I want to

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Speaker 1: for you. Makes it make this the last one? Straight up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Have you do you do? Do you buy your own

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Speaker 1: clothes or does she buy the man? This? Man? You

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Speaker 1: whatever company? This is? Dog, don't call mouse? No, more.

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Speaker 1: And whever put you up to this, whoever gave you

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Speaker 1: my number talking about my wife? Checked me, got me

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Speaker 1: under control, got me on lock man. You tell him too,

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Speaker 1: don't call me no more? What are you are? You?

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Speaker 1: Are you in denying? Don't call house no more. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you what George Foreman or whatever it's Marcus,

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Speaker 1: it's Marcus, whoever you are, George Foreman like, hey do,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna find a

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Speaker 1: gonna blush on as you're in my personal So you're ready,

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Speaker 1: you're ready to retaliate on me, but but you don't

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Speaker 1: want to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife. Retaliation. Man,

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you're calling my house, I'm minding my home.

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Speaker 1: And if you're worry about who you're watching, what's TV

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Speaker 1: in my house? And my wife checking me in public?

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Speaker 1: I want? Man, Hey doll, look, I'm telling you, don't

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Speaker 1: you want to watch the big television? Big TV? Man?

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Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with the TV. I got you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, It's in my room. I got across the

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Speaker 1: bed watch whatever I want, you whatever I want. Don't

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Speaker 1: Where my partner's dog? Not a fact? You need to

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Speaker 1: get partners? You call it asks. Don't listen what you

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Speaker 1: block what's your phone up? Man? Give me something? Tell

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Speaker 1: me where to find you. Why are you in denial? Denial?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what's you need to get your

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Speaker 1: wife checked in the wife Correctional services so that you

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Speaker 1: can live a better life. Whoever you need to get

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Speaker 1: a life? Man? Can I get life? Man? Stop calling

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Speaker 1: me doll? For real? I understand it. Can I say

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Speaker 1: one more thing that you say? Straight up? Listen to me, sir? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What what? This is his nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvard the Morning Show. You just got cranked by your

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Speaker 1: board justin know what? Oh no, hey, hey, hey, okay,

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Speaker 1: y'all got me mine? What is the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land. You already knows you my boy, see

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Speaker 1: Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey Mornings.

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Speaker 1: Your partner, Come on, Tommy, that you had the kid

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Speaker 1: of press you My favorite line group, did you start

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Speaker 1: a wife correction? I get your CS. I got you

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Speaker 1: to you. Don't worry about that. I got you. My

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Speaker 1: favorite mine was don't you want to watch the Big TI?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Man? Come on man? Don't you want to call?

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Speaker 1: Are you in denial? Would do that to me? Pranks

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Speaker 1: right there? That's good, oh man, king of pranks. I

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Speaker 1: got my spirit back, I got my swagger back, and

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Speaker 1: I'm coming back baby. Charleston, South Carolina, the Low Country,

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Speaker 1: November twelve, side of Theay Night, Omar Shrine Auditorium. He

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Speaker 1: gets on sale right now. Come watch me work, watch

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Speaker 1: to come back. Okay, don't call her to come back.

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Speaker 1: I've been here for years. Watch me work. Baby Nephew

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Speaker 1: is on the rise. Had a little set back, a

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Speaker 1: little sit back, a little just the lead bit and

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Speaker 1: sit back when I'm coming down sounding thank you all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you. Nev Coming up next, it is

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Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. The subject is he booked an all

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