Speaker 1: It feels very weird today, Like there's like a like
Speaker 1: a chill vibe going on right now, not like a
Speaker 1: weird vibe, but like it's like very like relaxed and
Speaker 1: not tense, and like.
Speaker 2: Zin, I'm I woke up today with zero thoughts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I like I have nothing to give to the world,
Speaker 2: and I don't know what's going to happen for this
Speaker 2: episode because I literally.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I actually feel the same way and I still have
Speaker 1: zero thoughts right now, Like it's like nothing is going
Speaker 1: on in my brain, which is like crazy because that
Speaker 1: never happens. Everything is always happening all the time.
Speaker 3: In my brain, literally thinking we were all at once.
Speaker 1: But yeah, welcome back to emergency Intercom.
Speaker 3: Did you just take that flat coke out of the
Speaker 3: fridge for your caffeine.
Speaker 1: Of the day. Yes, I was like, I wonder why
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like shit right now because I haven't had
Speaker 1: my watered down flat Coca Cola of the day.
Speaker 3: You have too, you have to to choose.
Speaker 1: It was actually Doctor Pepper, which oh, I'm like kind
Speaker 1: of dabbling with. I like I am normally a very
Speaker 1: anti Doctor Pepper person, strictly Coca Cola but right now
Speaker 1: I'm in a doctor Pepper phase and it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: I think they gave me doctor pepper because that my
Speaker 2: dream did not taste like coke.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I've been sipping on it. It's coke.
Speaker 3: It tastes so funny.
Speaker 2: Like yesterday, I only had a few SIPs because I
Speaker 2: was like, this isn't given me that like that coke pizazz.
Speaker 3: You've been drinking coke?
Speaker 1: Have you been drinking the like Mexican colas, like the
Speaker 1: Mexican cokes, and I think like those those definitely taste
Speaker 1: very different, and I think maybe you might be used
Speaker 1: to that one because we've been drinking a lot of
Speaker 1: those recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the best ones. It's either can coke
Speaker 2: or like Mexican coke and a glass bottle. Because if
Speaker 2: you are drinking coke out of a plastic bottle, which
Speaker 2: is something you do, you're a menace to society. You're
Speaker 2: probably you don't have much longer to live. I don't
Speaker 2: know how to explain that one.
Speaker 1: Those BBA plastics are infusing with water and that's why
Speaker 1: I am the way I am.
Speaker 3: Or with the Coca cola, your microplastics from your Coca
Speaker 3: Cola Classic bottle.
Speaker 1: They we need more microplastics.
Speaker 2: Like I think we've made this comment before, but that
Speaker 2: is how you really knew, you like, what class your
Speaker 2: family was in when you were growing up is if
Speaker 2: your family bought the two lid of coke or separate cans.
Speaker 3: My family was a two lider coke.
Speaker 1: And mine was separate cans, but we buyt Also with
Speaker 1: that said, we bought like Shasta Cola. I know somewhere
Speaker 1: out there knows what sh Asta Cola is, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's like Doctor Thunder Shasta Cola, like not Mountain
Speaker 1: Lightning or some shit like that, and it's literally just
Speaker 1: all off rand sodas, and Shasta honestly taste better than
Speaker 1: Coca Cola, but I can't find it here, so I'm
Speaker 1: just stuck with Coca Cola. But I grew up on Shasta.
Speaker 1: That shit was so fucking good, And then my mom
Speaker 1: only drank cream soda growing up.
Speaker 2: I think the popular like flavored sodas in Miami, like
Speaker 2: publics makes.
Speaker 3: Their own flavors. But I might be tripping, but I
Speaker 3: think it was Crush.
Speaker 2: Like Crush was the like flavored soda that I had
Speaker 2: all the time, because I used to sell at my
Speaker 2: school for fifty cents and the strawberry crush or the
Speaker 2: grape crush.
Speaker 3: But there's another brand that I can't think.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think that might be Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: what that is, just that's actually the brand I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking of, uh, like these cans, Yeah, like that can
Speaker 1: in particular.
Speaker 3: D I'm actually never gonna remember.
Speaker 2: There's another one that's like, it's kind of like a
Speaker 2: brand that does that it's not crushed. There's a brand
Speaker 2: that does that kind of shit that they would sell
Speaker 2: at school, and I can't remember.
Speaker 3: It might be that same brand because they do like
Speaker 3: all the off brand ones. Because we never had coke.
Speaker 2: It was always like a cola drink, but no fucking
Speaker 2: freaker was drinking the fake coldon Mountain Rush.
Speaker 1: We got Shasta cola strawberry and we dabbled in that
Speaker 1: a little bit. What else did we drink?
Speaker 3: Shasta?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck came up with that? That has to
Speaker 2: be someone's name, And they're like it's an ode to them.
Speaker 3: Because who was like, oh my god, you know what
Speaker 3: we should call our soda Shasta?
Speaker 1: Every time we look it up, there's like mountains Shasta
Speaker 1: and I'm like curious.
Speaker 4: If the water is like in Washington.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm curious if they take the water
Speaker 1: from the creek and Mount Shasta and make Shasta cola.
Speaker 1: And also, have you ever thought about like a Coca Cola?
Speaker 1: Like we're literally drinking sludge, Like I shouldn't be drinking
Speaker 1: something that I can't see through. And the fact that
Speaker 1: I can't see through this and this is going to
Speaker 1: my body and my kidneys and liver are having to
Speaker 1: filter this every fucking day is like actually crazy. And
Speaker 1: then I get to think and I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 1: why I am depressed, And I'm like, oh, I'm also
Speaker 1: drinking like a leader of Coca Cola day. That's an exaggeration,
Speaker 1: but there's there's a correlation there. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, but the fact that I'm drinking the sludge
Speaker 1: is probably why I'm depressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who was saying that? Someone was literally saying that
Speaker 3: to me. Oh. When I was in a store in
Speaker 3: New York, the worker was talking to me and they
Speaker 3: were talking about how like they really like Snapple and
Speaker 3: they were like, I don't count like.
Speaker 2: Calories from drinks because like there's no way to calculate
Speaker 2: that because we just shouldn't be fucking having it, like
Speaker 2: water has zero like calories, because that's the only like
Speaker 2: we shouldn't be consuming a beverage that like also partakes
Speaker 2: and like carbs and calories.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They were like that's just like that seems like
Speaker 3: not what God intended at all, like.
Speaker 1: Like like literally like mud water like tea leaves, like
Speaker 1: tree leaves and water, and that's it, Like that's what
Speaker 1: our bodies were made to process, and somehow we're processing sludge.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that, and I was like, but
Speaker 3: that's not going to stop me from drinking coffee.
Speaker 5: But I'm just such a drinkerly low key, like coffee
Speaker 5: is natural like beans, yeah, they come from beans, beans,
Speaker 5: My milk is coffee will be oils.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need my oils and microplastics. Like That's another
Speaker 1: thing is like all these vegan substitutes are hell like
Speaker 1: like processed in like probably really just as bad for
Speaker 1: you than like eating an animal.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any like.
Speaker 2: Diet that's good for you other than like this is
Speaker 2: so annoying because like I don't want to be like
Speaker 2: this is a good dart for you, because I don't
Speaker 2: know shit from shit, but I.
Speaker 1: Would think, like good is the diet that's good for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is that is the truth.
Speaker 2: But I'm like on a just a human level, not
Speaker 2: raw veganism, because like, bitch, you can like use a
Speaker 2: fire like caveman, you had fires. I don't know why
Speaker 2: you have to not cook shit, but like just like
Speaker 2: that kind of me, and I'm like, that is the
Speaker 2: most primal diet.
Speaker 4: You can do.
Speaker 1: Like I'm eating gathering our nuts and berries from the forest,
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 3: Is so crazy. Animal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, didn't we like animals?
Speaker 3: We beat the fuck out of some chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this is good. The only reason why I
Speaker 1: think we've talked about this, the only reason why we're
Speaker 1: alive is because the women just gathered the nuts and
Speaker 1: berries and we had our protein. And then men would
Speaker 1: go out on our stupid fucking hunts once a month
Speaker 1: and come back.
Speaker 3: And chase each other around with sticks and stones.
Speaker 1: And come back with like an elk every three months,
Speaker 1: and then that's like all the village had to eat.
Speaker 1: And the only reason where live is because the nuts
Speaker 1: and berries.
Speaker 2: Also the drink our drink in Miami or like in
Speaker 2: my area, that was popular was fago.
Speaker 3: We were literally like.
Speaker 1: Damn still drinking. I don't know what that from Six Dogs.
Speaker 3: Rest in Peace, but strawberry fago and grape fago.
Speaker 1: My wait, is it juggalo yea.
Speaker 4: Sponsor drink of Juggalos?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: I think I found that out in like high school,
Speaker 2: and it greened me out because I was like, that's
Speaker 2: not I've never heard that word in my life. But yeah,
Speaker 2: fago was the thing you would go on Wednesdays at
Speaker 2: my elementary school. They would sell Papa John's pizza for
Speaker 2: a dollar slice and then they would have the usual,
Speaker 2: the pickled eggs, the pickled sausage, airheads.
Speaker 3: Faga did you ever go like this with an airhead?
Speaker 3: Everything I'm saying right now, I feel like I've literally said.
Speaker 1: On the absolutely you shake it down.
Speaker 2: So it was cause like a little TUTSI y roll.
Speaker 2: I remember the kid who went on to try and
Speaker 2: bully me later on taught me that. And there was
Speaker 2: this kid who, like I used to be really close
Speaker 2: with and then once we got to like middle school,
Speaker 2: we became distant for like no real reason. But I
Speaker 2: think he had like a lot of jealousy because he
Speaker 2: used to like me, so he was like really mean
Speaker 2: to me, but it never hurt my feelings because I
Speaker 2: was like, this is just really sad. From a very
Speaker 2: young age, I could see through it and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: this is really sad. You're like trying to battle this
Speaker 2: rejection from me by being mean to me, But I'm
Speaker 2: the one you want and it's not going to work out.
Speaker 1: About that.
Speaker 3: Oh and then one time and the one time, his
Speaker 3: best friend at the time came up to me and
Speaker 3: asked me out.
Speaker 2: And my best friend at the time was standing next
Speaker 2: to me, and because I was a belligerent cunt, she jumped.
Speaker 3: In and was late. And you dropped the first beliger
Speaker 3: in two episodes.
Speaker 1: Let's celebrate.
Speaker 3: I think I said it last time, so I'd not
Speaker 3: been saying it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you said it last episode.
Speaker 3: You know what it is. It is because at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, like bitch, we.
Speaker 1: Had an entire conversation about it.
Speaker 3: I think that was the Zoom episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyways, but the thing about me is
Speaker 2: I will cling onto one word for a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time and then you will never hear it. So
Speaker 2: there's a chance that belligerent is dead and gone, but.
Speaker 1: She had a dead cat bounce, like she came back
Speaker 1: for a moment and then she's gone.
Speaker 2: But I was a belligerent cunt, and my friend tried
Speaker 2: to be funny and like stupid, and.
Speaker 3: She was like, no, she's not gonna fucking date you.
Speaker 3: Like she was so mean to this kid.
Speaker 2: But I actually really liked this kid, like not romantically,
Speaker 2: but I thought he was like really cool and like
Speaker 2: a sweet person. So he literally got so sad and
Speaker 2: like cried, and I felt so fucking bad. And it
Speaker 2: was in front of the kid who was trying to
Speaker 2: bully me, and then he was like, see, she's such
Speaker 2: a fucking bitch like about and I was like, how
Speaker 2: the fuck girls are?
Speaker 3: It is my fault. Yeah, girls are counts. Girls like suckballs.
Speaker 1: Like literally, you know, I was gonna wear those uh
Speaker 1: silver clips. Yeah, I was gonna wear them today and
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you had them on, but like we
Speaker 1: literally would have been matching had I worn them. But
Speaker 1: I had one in the one your anime one that
Speaker 1: I litally stole from you had it in. But my
Speaker 1: hair is like.
Speaker 3: Too thick, yeah, so it like sits on top.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't like pin my hair down. It literally
Speaker 1: just like my hair will fall with it. Anyways, That's
Speaker 1: why I.
Speaker 3: Stopped wearing them, because it was good when my hair
Speaker 3: was really thinned out and short, because I could just
Speaker 3: clip them on in my head and they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: But now, yeah, they like sit on the top layer.
Speaker 2: Then when you move, it moves around and it looks
Speaker 2: so fat.
Speaker 1: It looks just beat as fuck.
Speaker 3: I need to know something about my hair. We need
Speaker 3: to both do something about our hair.
Speaker 1: Something big is coming with the hair, Like let's just
Speaker 1: say that, like I don't know what's gonna happen. Something
Speaker 1: big is coming.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna avoid getting a haircut because I don't want
Speaker 2: to lose any length even though my ends are belligerently.
Speaker 4: Then, have you gotten a haircut since we started the podcast?
Speaker 3: No, I have not like trimmed my hair at all.
Speaker 2: But I think my ends are just like fully breaking
Speaker 2: off now finally, especially when I straighten it, like there
Speaker 2: is length to it.
Speaker 3: But my hair is just too thick, like it's I
Speaker 3: don't know how to plan it.
Speaker 2: It like doesn't look as thick, but like if you
Speaker 2: go to touch my hair, it like doesn't feel awesome,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, it's like not like in an
Speaker 2: unhealthy way, but like there's just this stack of fluff
Speaker 2: right here from all the layers that.
Speaker 3: Are gathering right here and finally growing. I brush my
Speaker 3: hair every single day, especially too thin it out, So
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do, and I don't want
Speaker 3: to go get it thinned out because then it's gonna
Speaker 3: readd those layers.
Speaker 4: So what are you supposed to just have it grow
Speaker 4: out and then you like chop it.
Speaker 2: What I should do now is get like an inch
Speaker 2: trimmed off so that like it just like it'll seem
Speaker 2: like it's growing faster, because I'm sure I'm experiencing like
Speaker 2: endre off because my ends right now are the part
Speaker 2: that was like bleached, so in certain lights you could
Speaker 2: see that it's like a way lighter shade than my
Speaker 2: natural color. But I don't want to do that because
Speaker 2: I refuse to lose any length.
Speaker 1: On my hair, because my hair will be longer than
Speaker 1: yours once you do that.
Speaker 3: The thing is you say that, but it's like never
Speaker 3: once been longer.
Speaker 1: Than it's longer than yours just because I have or
Speaker 1: you can't tell because I have curls. Like if we
Speaker 1: shaighten my hair, it would be longer than.
Speaker 2: Yours would We both have curly hair, So I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like the only difference right now is I've brushed my hair.
Speaker 1: I've got the ringlets at the end.
Speaker 3: I pulled one because you don't brush your hair.
Speaker 4: Curls, and it went all the way down to his ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just not true. Look at him yanking it
Speaker 3: out for length.
Speaker 1: No, you know it's fucked up? Is that? Like I
Speaker 1: do not take care of my hair so much that
Speaker 1: like literally little baby dreads start forming in the back,
Speaker 1: and like when I'm brushing my hair, like every once
Speaker 1: every two weeks, I literally have to pull it to
Speaker 1: the front and just fucking rip out the little mat ball.
Speaker 3: And I just like, okay, there was one on the
Speaker 3: couch yesterday and I thought it was a fucking bug
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, and it was
Speaker 3: just a ball of hair and I was folding my launders.
Speaker 3: I was like, is this lint? But it wasn't. It
Speaker 3: was like human hair.
Speaker 1: No, it's my Like, it's it's my little like ball
Speaker 1: of hair that I have to break up. And you
Speaker 1: can like see how fucked up. My hair is from it.
Speaker 1: Like do you see that how it's like all short
Speaker 1: in different spots and shit. Yeah, yeah, that's like what's
Speaker 1: I don't deserve my hair. I don't deserve it.
Speaker 3: I take care of my hair for the most part. No, actually,
Speaker 3: I do a good job of taking care of my hair.
Speaker 2: The problem is it's just the ends are bleached and
Speaker 2: the color keeps fading. But I don't want to keep
Speaker 2: adding color because last time I did it, my ends
Speaker 2: were like black and then I took a flash photo
Speaker 2: of myself and it was like brown and then black,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, and I was
Speaker 2: really embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Did the like texture of your guys's hair ever change?
Speaker 4: It's like my hair used to be straight and now
Speaker 4: it's like kind of curly.
Speaker 3: No, my hair, my hair did because of bleaching it like,
Speaker 3: and also with with length, your hair can change because
Speaker 3: of like how heavy it gets. So realistically, like I'm
Speaker 3: very fucking excited for my hair to be long because
Speaker 3: then like right now, since the ends are so short,
Speaker 3: the end like or the front like framing parts are
Speaker 3: so sure they ring it up.
Speaker 2: Really heavy when I like let my hair dry and
Speaker 2: then the back because it's more heavy. It like kind
Speaker 2: of weighs down and it doesn't get as curly.
Speaker 1: That's not what happens to me, because you have falls
Speaker 1: naturally beautiful.
Speaker 3: Look how fuck up your head looks like?
Speaker 2: The thing is like I wish I had the delusion
Speaker 2: you had, because look out up the top of your head.
Speaker 3: It's like it is so frizzy and mean.
Speaker 1: And now I'm insecure and now I have to go
Speaker 1: get basebook showing virgin top of my head. I've never
Speaker 1: ever done that. I was like, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be brave today. I'm not wear a basbot cap because,
Speaker 1: like you know, people probably think I'm bald under there,
Speaker 1: but you know, Baseball Captain coming. Because then you had
Speaker 1: to fucking attack my hair. I did not attack your hair.
Speaker 1: You did.
Speaker 4: You fucked it up.
Speaker 3: I don't care. He was literally gaspling me. Anytime I
Speaker 3: spoke about my hair, he had to one up me
Speaker 3: and say that his hair was more beautiful. When I'm
Speaker 3: opening up about my insecurity about my hair.
Speaker 4: Which had do you think it's gonna be think it's
Speaker 4: gonna be mo loa or praying.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be praying? I think.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, just like yesterday when I heard last episode when
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm feeling kind of depressed,
Speaker 1: and you were like, actually, I'm really happy. So it
Speaker 1: goes both ways.
Speaker 3: I was lying. I was literally lying. Well, I was
Speaker 3: lying too about being depressed.
Speaker 1: Something about my hair being prettier than this. I know,
Speaker 1: it's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is like marriage counseling sometimes periods
Speaker 4: where I'm like.
Speaker 3: No, it is. Sometimes it gets like so real for
Speaker 3: no reason.
Speaker 2: Not on my end, though, because I know how to
Speaker 2: control myself. I know how to control my emotions. Like
Speaker 2: I'm just like a well cut person. What am I
Speaker 2: saying something wrong? Guys, I'm just talking about myself.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I need to get a hair trim, but I
Speaker 3: fucking refuse, so my hair will just continue to break
Speaker 3: off and say this length for the next five years
Speaker 3: because I'm not gonna do what every TikTok tells you
Speaker 3: to do. What is that to give your hair a trim?
Speaker 2: Every fucking bitch who cuts hair is like, you need
Speaker 2: to trim your hair. I saw someone do like a
Speaker 2: display where they poked holes in a thing and like
Speaker 2: pulled out yarn and showed that like your split ends
Speaker 2: will just continue to break if you don't do it.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's nice, and then I just
Speaker 3: ignored it and I kept moving on with my life.
Speaker 3: We're both so obnoxious right now with our shirts, and
Speaker 3: that's it. That's all I have to say, because they're
Speaker 3: both really good shirts, but it's like obnoxious, like graphic
Speaker 3: tea Sleigh, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like both of our shirts are like annoyingly priced.
Speaker 1: No, mine was cheap.
Speaker 3: What's cheap?
Speaker 1: What I got mine for cheape? These are normally like
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars and I got it for seventy five dollars,
Speaker 1: which is cheap for like this shirt. I know, seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars for a fucking twenty year old T shirt
Speaker 1: is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: No, but that's what I'm saying is like within like
Speaker 2: there's like certain parts of the internet that like get that,
Speaker 2: and they they don't question it because like which we're
Speaker 2: kind of on that side where we're like, no, that's
Speaker 2: like a good T shirt, Like it's good, And then
Speaker 2: there's other parts who are like I would literally never
Speaker 2: spend that on the T shirt. But if you're like
Speaker 2: a part of the T shirt Slagh you're a part
Speaker 2: of the T shirt slay.
Speaker 1: Like if you get it, you get it, like vintage graphic.
Speaker 1: T's the way the shirt falls, the way the the
Speaker 1: way the shirt, and like the way the fabric feels
Speaker 1: like the T shirt making companies just don't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: So I refuse to wear any like brand new shirt
Speaker 1: other than my Claro merch.
Speaker 2: The way someone else's sweat has thinned out the fabric
Speaker 2: so it's like literally the thinnest fabric.
Speaker 1: It's bleached a little bit and there's like holes and fraying,
Speaker 1: and the graphic is cracked. It's just like, yeah, perfect,
Speaker 1: perfect in every way.
Speaker 3: I literally, I genuinely have nothing else to say.
Speaker 1: Also, they like one time I stood up to slap
Speaker 1: Kai in the episode and there was like a stain
Speaker 1: on my pants and like, this stain has literally been
Speaker 1: here for like probably two years on these pants. And
Speaker 1: I sit up and they were like, oh, Drew has
Speaker 1: like ketchup stain on his pants. I wonder if he
Speaker 1: was eating French fries before something. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's literally pain, like it's been here forever, and no,
Speaker 1: I can't wear these pants out in public because of you.
Speaker 1: Motherfuckers because I'm insecure. Literally everybody attacks my insecurities all
Speaker 1: the time. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's funny.
Speaker 2: One episode you can go from being the most big
Speaker 2: headed person ever and like loathing.
Speaker 1: I need depressed right now. I'm depressed right now.
Speaker 3: So now, the sexy compliments they don't get through.
Speaker 1: No, they don't come through.
Speaker 3: You know what you need.
Speaker 1: They need to be louder, they need to be heard.
Speaker 1: I need to hear them.
Speaker 3: I forgot where.
Speaker 2: Oh, we need to put you on like the TLC
Speaker 2: Makeover video and show and see what they would do
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Like, there's like not a thing they would fucking do
Speaker 1: to me because I'm literally like already like basically perfect.
Speaker 1: But it's hard for me to see that, but other
Speaker 1: people see that in me, so like they wouldn't really
Speaker 1: have to change anything about me. They would just have
Speaker 1: to like be like you're perfect, and then like my
Speaker 1: complete my demeanor would completely change.
Speaker 2: The TV industry used to be so fucking crazy because
Speaker 2: I'm like really thinking about that show and I used
Speaker 2: to watch the funk out of that show.
Speaker 3: That show is so fucked up.
Speaker 2: They would literally film these people out for like two
Speaker 2: weeks to get their ugliest fucking fits.
Speaker 3: On camera and then show it to the world. And
Speaker 3: then that girl and guy.
Speaker 2: Would just stand in the room and be like, you
Speaker 2: don't fucking care about yourself, You're so fucking ugly, and
Speaker 2: like would just say that to their face and this
Speaker 2: like poor person would just be like, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: like this is how what makes me feel good.
Speaker 3: And it'd be like, that's really sad, that's so sad.
Speaker 1: You need to conform more. You need to be more
Speaker 1: like a normal person. In conform, we're gonna make you normal.
Speaker 1: We're gonna normal pill you and all literally all take
Speaker 1: your normal pills.
Speaker 2: I don't have any normal pills. I was born normal.
Speaker 2: I've been normal.
Speaker 1: I what I was seeing it that was on and
Speaker 1: it is I could hear it buzzing the entire time.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 2: I put it on because I was scared of how
Speaker 2: like sweaty we would get because I was like getting
Speaker 2: sweaty walking around.
Speaker 3: I sweat way too easily. And it's like a problem.
Speaker 3: I like, don't get to wear tank tops in the
Speaker 3: summer because it's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just talking to Mason about that yesterday.
Speaker 2: Like I like, don't like my skin on skin will
Speaker 2: make me sweat ten times more. So I have to
Speaker 2: wear a T shirt to catch my sweat because then
Speaker 2: it'll trick my body into stop sweating.
Speaker 1: You should just go naked around the house. No that
Speaker 1: I don't care. I wouldn't. I wouldn't care if you
Speaker 1: did that.
Speaker 3: No, but I would sweat more or if I was naked.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying you should just do that just
Speaker 1: for fun, for me, wait for you, or for you.
Speaker 1: So you like chill out, You need to fucking chill.
Speaker 1: You need to fucking chill right now.
Speaker 3: The world feels so quiet right now, I'm actually greening.
Speaker 1: At I know. It's like scaring the fuck out of me,
Speaker 1: Like are were people? Yeah, we're the only three people alive.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding. I was just saying that, Like
Speaker 1: why haven't I heard a cargo by a plane zoom by?
Speaker 1: Like I haven't heard anything? What if? Like I've been
Speaker 1: manifesting this by watching the Last Man on Earth? Like
Speaker 1: what if we are the last three on Earth and
Speaker 1: we have to repopulate the earth?
Speaker 3: I would immediately kill myself.
Speaker 1: Girl, Oh my god, wait, the world is ending because
Speaker 1: you're not having sex with Kain, and I can't have
Speaker 1: sex with you.
Speaker 3: I literally just said, very loud and clearly, I will
Speaker 3: kill myself.
Speaker 4: Like Andrew will just try to have a child.
Speaker 1: We'll make it work. I'll like break into the estrogen
Speaker 1: factory and we'll try to figure out.
Speaker 3: Break into the exchagen fact.
Speaker 1: We'll try to figure it out, saying it like.
Speaker 3: It's like a fucking toy factory. I'll break it to
Speaker 3: the extragen factory.
Speaker 1: There's gotta be one on this earth. Do you think
Speaker 1: Google would still be up if the world ended? Like
Speaker 1: how long would it still be up for?
Speaker 3: I think it would be up for a quite a while.
Speaker 1: Oh, then we would be so fine. I could learn
Speaker 1: how to fly a plane and we could go literally anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Like we can literally think.
Speaker 3: You can learn how to fly a plane from Google?
Speaker 1: Well, I yes, that's like how pilots learn basically, like
Speaker 1: they do like flight simulators and shit, I'll drive to
Speaker 1: a flight sim like learn how to fly on that,
Speaker 1: and we can go literally anywhere anywhere on the world
Speaker 1: and live out like the last like five years of
Speaker 1: our life because we would be killed by something.
Speaker 3: But isn't the one in like traveling seeing other people.
Speaker 3: So then you would just get to these desolate places
Speaker 3: and it would be kind of.
Speaker 1: Sad experiencing it shared experiences, experiencing it with other people.
Speaker 3: You would only be experiencing it with Ka because in
Speaker 3: this hypothetical I am dead, you.
Speaker 1: Would I can't be left with him?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 1: He'll attack me.
Speaker 2: No, I actually understand that feeling sometimes sometimes when you
Speaker 2: go to your room and it's just me and kind
Speaker 2: in the kitchen, like I check my pockets to make
Speaker 2: sure I have something.
Speaker 1: He steals, he lies, he attacks.
Speaker 4: I've never done any of that.
Speaker 3: That's exactly someone who does that. Yeah, that's exactly what
Speaker 3: they would say. That's weird.
Speaker 4: And you wouldn't even give it like.
Speaker 2: Kill myself, like I'm not kidding, instantaneously, like without like
Speaker 2: without a second thought, Like it would be done because.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even like a tent to repopulate the air.
Speaker 3: No, whitch, I don't want to be pregnant on the
Speaker 3: earth for nine months, because that's the thing is like,
Speaker 3: when you think about that repopulated baby running around with
Speaker 3: no fucking friends, it's going to be a murderer and
Speaker 3: kill us.
Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't.
Speaker 3: And then the thing is what our baby would have
Speaker 3: to have sex with kai, and we would have to
Speaker 3: wait till it's eighteen So then we would have to
Speaker 3: wait eighteen years.
Speaker 1: But what if it was a boy, then our baby
Speaker 1: would have sex with me. I mean that's literally what
Speaker 1: happened right like this.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a part of it.
Speaker 1: People with blue eyes like incest babies, like they have
Speaker 1: more incest than them.
Speaker 3: Like fucking fifty three percent of the people watching it
Speaker 3: who have this right now with blue eyes are just
Speaker 3: staring at the screen. They're being accused of being incest babies.
Speaker 2: I don't think that many people have blue eyes, There's
Speaker 2: no way. I think because I live in LA, my
Speaker 2: perception of the amount of people.
Speaker 3: With blue eyes has gone up. But it's just because
Speaker 3: that's the scary.
Speaker 1: Blue eyed people in the world have a single common
Speaker 1: ancestor from six thousand to ten thousand years ago.
Speaker 3: That's embarrassing. That is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you not your family timeline being a nasty weird
Speaker 2: You know that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Are you embarrassed right now? You freaks?
Speaker 1: Given blue eyes is a recessive gene, a single ancestor
Speaker 1: also requires ancests among hairs and kids, doesn't it. No
Speaker 1: gene can be passed on for generations without showing.
Speaker 3: Fuck wait, but that still means at one point.
Speaker 1: At one point, we were all not me. I disappeared.
Speaker 1: I disappeared here.
Speaker 3: Don't fucking claim you know where I'm from, not me.
Speaker 3: What about hazel eyes? Is it the same thing hazel
Speaker 3: eyes is when people with brown eyes and blue eyes
Speaker 3: have sex.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know what to even look at for that.
Speaker 4: I don't know that is how that happens.
Speaker 1: I want green eyes so bad. Wait, green eyes are
Speaker 1: literally scary, Like that's actually care.
Speaker 3: I mean when I'm literally trying to cant the.
Speaker 1: Grass waite, like, there's no way. Green eyes are literally real.
Speaker 1: Like when I hear green eyes, I'm like thinking of
Speaker 1: like neon green, Like I don't think I've seen anybody
Speaker 1: with green eyes, Like I don't think I've ever.
Speaker 3: Had bad because it's not like green like grass.
Speaker 2: It's like green, like like a hazely like brownish green.
Speaker 1: Like it's not like that is green.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like a brown, it's like an earth
Speaker 3: tone green.
Speaker 1: Hell, no bitches with green eyes scare the fuck out
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 3: I used to want green or hazel eyes so bad.
Speaker 3: Both of my siblings.
Speaker 2: My sister's eyes were the kind of eyes that like
Speaker 2: look gray in some lights.
Speaker 3: I wanted that, which I am so jealous of.
Speaker 2: And then my brother's eyes are hazel and I have
Speaker 2: brown eyes, and I was so jealous. Like growing up,
Speaker 2: That's like was my biggest insecurity was the fact that
Speaker 2: I didn't get like cooler color.
Speaker 1: Remember when I got lasick and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: getting an eye colored transplant, like I want blue eyes,
Speaker 1: and I like made this entire three minute TikTok of
Speaker 1: me lying.
Speaker 3: And saying I got never posted.
Speaker 1: I'm releasing that on Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think about that all the time.
Speaker 2: It was like a funny ass thing to do, because
Speaker 2: like you literally had like surgery videos of you going.
Speaker 1: In for something like my eyes literally being picked at, with.
Speaker 4: Like video that you showed me. I think about it
Speaker 4: like once a week. Yeah. It was so insane. They're
Speaker 4: like scraping the top of your eye.
Speaker 1: They scrape a layer off and then they lasers.
Speaker 2: The us before it is just in my room. I
Speaker 2: was on the floor the other day and I was like,
Speaker 2: what is this and then I saw it was really Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just like on a USB, like sitting in your
Speaker 2: room because you watch it on my computer.
Speaker 3: Oh, because I don't know why. I think you couldn't
Speaker 3: open it.
Speaker 1: On you like the files when it read on my PC.
Speaker 1: I also have I ask for like anytime they get
Speaker 1: a procedure done, I asked for like the footage of it,
Speaker 1: like I got like a full body like either cat
Speaker 1: scan or MRI. I think it was an MRI, and
Speaker 1: like I asked for the video of it, and I
Speaker 1: still have it, Like I love like looking at it
Speaker 1: and you can see like literally everything you can see
Speaker 1: like my penis and balls in that. Seriously, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And there's so many different angles, like you can see
Speaker 1: it slich like this way horizontally and vertically and like
Speaker 1: this like you can It's crazy. They have like Hella
Speaker 1: slices of me.
Speaker 2: This is I've ever been talking about, like like anatomy
Speaker 2: like that one time I got the it because I
Speaker 2: thought about how somebody I liked, like how their inside would.
Speaker 3: Smell, and it actually made me want to throw up.
Speaker 3: Like I was sitting around with them and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, you know, like your insides would be like
Speaker 2: steaming hot and smell so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like one hundred.
Speaker 4: I think about that all the time. If I'm no, no, no,
Speaker 4: not this white.
Speaker 3: Man talking about something he thinks about how the insides.
Speaker 1: Of everybody likes to cut me over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're trying to the fact that there's just like
Speaker 4: poop like inside of everybody all the time. They all
Speaker 4: carry around a bag of shit.
Speaker 1: Dodo boiling in their guts. Like have you ever laid
Speaker 1: on someone's lap and heard their doodoo boil? Like like,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that gave me anytime, Like I call you
Speaker 1: out on bellies growling like it's the ship settling in
Speaker 1: your colon.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was playing Fortnite and you like literally disrupted
Speaker 3: me to be like someone's hungry. And I was like
Speaker 3: what And then you were like your stomach and I
Speaker 3: was like I didn't fucking hear or feel that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my new ship. I just want to make
Speaker 1: people like notice their bodily functions. It's like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: like shit's gurgling in there, your belly's bagging for sustenance.
Speaker 3: My belly be filled.
Speaker 1: Bill me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that gave me the it because I was like, e,
Speaker 2: what that's so gross? Like if someone like split you open,
Speaker 2: you would smell so bab Granted, like I will never
Speaker 2: experience that, but the idea of enough was like.
Speaker 3: Very putrid. I did not like thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a hypothetical world, I would just kill myself.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't stay around.
Speaker 2: It's just it's like the idea, like damn you, Like
Speaker 2: if there was an apocalyptic like scenario, why.
Speaker 3: Would you fight to survive?
Speaker 1: I like you enjoy that like five episodes ago. But
Speaker 1: for me, if we're in like the rapture, everybody gets
Speaker 1: taken and it's like just me kind of like on Earth,
Speaker 1: I'd give it like a year or two, like I'd
Speaker 1: float around a year. Yeah, I would experience it. I
Speaker 1: want to see all the places I want to see,
Speaker 1: and then I'd kill myself. Like I'd get to see
Speaker 1: like Yosemite and like, uh, what is it the Angels
Speaker 1: Landing Hike, which is normally Helipac, Like I'd get to
Speaker 1: do that all on my own. Like all of these
Speaker 1: national parks that like are like overrun with filth and
Speaker 1: people like going and seeing it with no one around
Speaker 1: would be kind of lit.
Speaker 4: I would go straight to the grove and just like
Speaker 4: start breaking the windows on the Apple Store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally cutting down the trees in the.
Speaker 3: Aphisopere like a hammer at the fucking glad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would do all that stuff that like those
Speaker 4: like you know those YouTube channels where they like break
Speaker 4: big objects off a big cliff. Yeah, I would just
Speaker 4: do like all that type of show, literally through the
Speaker 4: Apple store.
Speaker 1: Let all the like intrusive thoughts win because like like
Speaker 1: literally who cares the thing is?
Speaker 3: People always like claim they would do that, but realistically
Speaker 3: you wouldn't because even as introverted as you can be,
Speaker 3: like everybody needs another human.
Speaker 1: Earth Kai me and Kai No.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying you said if you were the.
Speaker 1: Last man on Earth, I meant like with me and
Speaker 1: Kai oh.
Speaker 2: No, But you said going all alone like or I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you have like one other person, then I could
Speaker 2: see someone living for a year. But I thought you
Speaker 2: meant like all alone, like last man on Earth.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone would rive.
Speaker 1: I would give it. I would give it a year
Speaker 1: even even still, I would just try because like who knows,
Speaker 1: like there might be other fools around, like if the
Speaker 1: Internet's broken and shit, like how do you no?
Speaker 4: Like I think it would make it a year? Two?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like I genuinely could make it a year.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because men aren't capable of like
Speaker 2: living alone that long.
Speaker 4: The visual of us finding out that the rapture happened,
Speaker 4: and then within like thirty seconds, me and Drew are fucking.
Speaker 1: Watching and hanging yourself their last visual. We're trying to repopulate.
Speaker 4: The aliens are like, wait, they could probably do this,
Speaker 4: like they have everything they need, and then Andy just
Speaker 4: kills herself and we're fucking.
Speaker 3: I literally said, like the other day, I said this
Speaker 3: dumber shit ever. You were showing me the I said
Speaker 3: it yesterday, but you didn't comment on it like it
Speaker 3: was dumb, So maybe it's not the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 3: But you were showing me like computer trips and.
Speaker 2: Like how like really really deep down into the chip
Speaker 2: people leave like carvings of like little like things, and
Speaker 2: someone left like a thing of eggman. And I was like,
Speaker 2: in a thousand years, like say, like the earth survives
Speaker 2: that long, and humanity survives that long, we really have
Speaker 2: no idea of knowing what like language will look like,
Speaker 2: because even language now versus the way it used to
Speaker 2: be has changed so dramatically.
Speaker 3: And I was like Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If somebody like a thousand years in the future was
Speaker 2: digging through like computer trips trying to like find any
Speaker 2: like remnant to like what we acted like at this time,
Speaker 2: and they found a drawing of the Eggman, they would
Speaker 2: literally just look at it and be like who is
Speaker 2: this human? Like who is this person?
Speaker 1: Who is like we.
Speaker 3: Have to figure out who this person was?
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, like within ancient times in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two, like this figure was very prominent on multiple things,
Speaker 2: and there's so.
Speaker 1: Many billboards of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he was a god.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 3: I just like the idea of like in a thousand
Speaker 3: years history being like really misinterpreted, Like.
Speaker 1: That's literally all history like straight.
Speaker 3: It's just people like assuming they know what was happening.
Speaker 1: Like that's we assume we know it. Dinosaurs look like
Speaker 1: we have no fucking idea what this.
Speaker 3: I know what they look like, but I'm never gonna
Speaker 3: tell people.
Speaker 2: But it is like it's like the predictions people made
Speaker 2: of what they look like are kind of almost there,
Speaker 2: but there's like a little sweet to make.
Speaker 4: Them actually look How do you know what they look like?
Speaker 3: I just said I would never tell.
Speaker 1: You said you never tell what they look like? How
Speaker 1: do you know what they look like?
Speaker 3: I might I would never tell Entels everything, and I'm
Speaker 3: not saying it.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited for Prehistoric Planet coming out on May
Speaker 4: twenty third.
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that? Why are you giving an
Speaker 3: ad for a movie?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: It's like a dinosaur movie with David Attenborough.
Speaker 1: It's like, all, I don't know who that is. You
Speaker 1: don't know who David ever is. He's like the dude
Speaker 1: who like voices over all of the like Planet documentaries.
Speaker 3: And I'm supposed to know his name.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of people know I know
Speaker 1: his voice.
Speaker 2: I don't know the names of a lot of like actors,
Speaker 2: like I like could recognize their face, Like if I'm
Speaker 2: in public and I see someone, I'm like, oh that's
Speaker 2: so and so are like just like people in general.
Speaker 3: But I'm so shit with names. I like don't remember names.
Speaker 3: I just don't give a fuck. I really don't care.
Speaker 1: Like I can recognize a good actor, but I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit.
Speaker 4: I'm just excited to see Dinosaurs and I'm excited to
Speaker 4: see Avatar too. Did you see the trailer for that?
Speaker 1: Yes, it looks fucking lit. It made me like literally emotional,
Speaker 1: like I teared up. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's finally fucking happening. Like I think it's gonna flop.
Speaker 1: Though you think so, I'm predicting to flop. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna make nearly as much as it did
Speaker 1: the first time. I don't think it's gonna flop. I
Speaker 1: think they're gonna make their money back, but I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be like the cultural phenomenon that the
Speaker 1: first one was.
Speaker 3: This place.
Speaker 2: This is not very connected to it, but it fully
Speaker 2: is this place right off of Melrose. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the shop is, but they have a huge, life
Speaker 2: sized version of an Avatar character. And one time I
Speaker 2: parked right in front of it at night when I
Speaker 2: was going to an event with Elsa, and I got
Speaker 2: out of the car and it was like kind of dark,
Speaker 2: but there was a little bit of light shining on it,
Speaker 2: and I looked in the window and it actually scared
Speaker 2: the living shit out of me because it was just
Speaker 2: this like eight foot tall humanoid thing in the window,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, and then it
Speaker 2: was like a butt naked out our character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you see frontal?
Speaker 3: I wish they had a napkin over it. They had
Speaker 3: this little like thinking over Yeah you so you can
Speaker 3: see bolls. I want to see. It's bold so bad.
Speaker 4: I hope they like they don't have few. I want
Speaker 4: them to update how they have sex in the in
Speaker 4: the sequel. I want them to just fuck normal style human.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would be pretty.
Speaker 3: They've adapted.
Speaker 1: I haven't they connected their tails before.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the trailer. I don't watch trailers to movies.
Speaker 2: I really don't like watching trailers to movies.
Speaker 3: I like just going in having absolutely no idea what's
Speaker 3: going to happen, and just like looking at the cover
Speaker 3: hearing about it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm the same way. But this was like one
Speaker 1: of those exceptions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an anticipation.
Speaker 1: I was like Holy Ship like that. Like The Joker.
Speaker 1: I like had to watch the trailer to that because
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm a white man living in America,
Speaker 1: Like of course he hadn't watched I did watch for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah that movie was for the white man.
Speaker 3: Oh that was made for you?
Speaker 1: The Anthem, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: Spencer is my joker, Like Spencer, that's my joker.
Speaker 1: I always forget her name? What is her name? Christian Stewart, Yes,
Speaker 1: she's giving. I always thought she was the actress in Sticket,
Speaker 1: but I don't know she They the exact same, but
Speaker 1: she gives and stick it too.
Speaker 3: I need both of them to take care of.
Speaker 1: Me, like hold me and I can take care of you.
Speaker 3: No, I want them to take care of me.
Speaker 1: And let me take care of you in that way.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking, and I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 1: and let me do it. Let me do it, no, bitch.
Speaker 2: Also like no, because there has to be a certain
Speaker 2: amount of taking care that I don't think you.
Speaker 3: Can actually like do. And I love you.
Speaker 6: Stimulate the cltoral head, Yeah, I just you know, like
Speaker 6: like cloth hangers, you gotta like peel it back and
Speaker 6: then like clip it to like the pubist to like
Speaker 6: hold up the mind's.
Speaker 4: Pubist and Drew Ben meeting up and then memorizing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the vagina.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been studying the anatomy just to like we
Speaker 1: have flash cards in case.
Speaker 2: I had absolutely no real life experience with like another human.
Speaker 1: I've had a bunch experience with another human, definitely.
Speaker 3: What's up? Oh God, you're like kind of thumbing up?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is that like con sinuation?
Speaker 4: Like six of them in my bed?
Speaker 5: Go?
Speaker 1: Now, what what the fuck do you want from us?
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Like what else do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to say? Here? Blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah? Do do do? Do do? Suck my ass?
Speaker 3: There's something in the air because I'm also like, like
Speaker 3: two nights ago, I felt like a wave of like
Speaker 3: like it felt like depression hitting the back of my head,
Speaker 3: and I was like no, and I just like ignored it,
Speaker 3: and I came home and.
Speaker 2: I went to sleep, and I just like didn't think
Speaker 2: about it. And then I think yesterday it was kind
Speaker 2: of starting to show because I like kind of just
Speaker 2: like had no want to do anything, Like I just
Speaker 2: like came home and like played Fortnite for five hours.
Speaker 2: And I think it's been even showing with how much
Speaker 2: I played Fortnite, Like I wasn't like me and Ky
Speaker 2: were talking about it before the episode started.
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking anything of it.
Speaker 2: The fact that I've been so invested in a video
Speaker 2: game like never before, Like I haven't done this since
Speaker 2: I was in like middle school. But genuinely, all I
Speaker 2: do is like block out my brain and just like
Speaker 2: pay attention to the screen for like six hours. And
Speaker 2: then I've been watching shows, which is something I also
Speaker 2: don't do.
Speaker 1: That's my escape is shows and video games, like and
Speaker 1: I've just been escaping from reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then this morning I woke up and I
Speaker 2: didn't feel very good but not like bad, but like
Speaker 2: not good. It's like that weird in between of like
Speaker 2: literally like my brain is like fully like numb, Like.
Speaker 3: There's like not a single. There's like not a single,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's so interesting because I I just got super depressed
Speaker 4: again like four days ago, and I feel like a
Speaker 4: bunch of my friends did too.
Speaker 1: And it's lunar eclipse. Bro oh really yeah, the gravitational
Speaker 1: everybody's exactly, it's the lunar eclipse. Brouh.
Speaker 3: You said it so much.
Speaker 1: That's actually funny that like y'all are depressed because I'm
Speaker 1: actually really fucking happy. Now. Remember when y'all made fun
Speaker 1: of me for being depressed. Well, now I'm the fucking
Speaker 1: happy one.
Speaker 4: No, you're sad right now too.
Speaker 1: No, I'm actually I'm never genuinely I'm not joking. Today
Speaker 1: I woke up and I was the happiest I've ever
Speaker 1: been in my entire life. I don't get depressed.
Speaker 4: You were the happiest.
Speaker 3: I think you're doing the gag we did to you
Speaker 3: when you were trying to say you were depressed.
Speaker 1: I think you need a gag.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love to do that, so I will thank you.
Speaker 1: Gargle these balls.
Speaker 3: Chill. Don't talk to me like that if you need it, though,
Speaker 3: I'm here, really, yeah, I'm here for you.
Speaker 1: I am really sad and I need it.
Speaker 4: I always wonder though, because like when I'm sad, I'll
Speaker 4: be like, oh, everyone else must feel this way. But
Speaker 4: then sometimes it does seem like everybody does get sad
Speaker 4: at the same time. And I'm always like.
Speaker 1: It's the day hive. Ye, it's the like where the
Speaker 1: Hive mine be Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ca, I finish your thoughts.
Speaker 4: I'm always like, it would be cool if there was
Speaker 4: an app that everybody was like, just rate your mood
Speaker 4: on from like one to ten, and then you could
Speaker 4: see like how everybody feels like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, TikTok, Twitter and TikTok, but no, I know what
Speaker 3: you're saying to get like an overall mood of the suite,
Speaker 3: Like if I is there some fucking cunt bitches out
Speaker 3: there who wake up every single day feeling the exact same,
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 1: Like fully population.
Speaker 3: So you would see that it's like an average. I
Speaker 3: feel like of a seven eight, like because most of
Speaker 3: the major like.
Speaker 4: I feel like most people are depressed as shit.
Speaker 1: I think we just live in a fucking bubble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone around us is depressed as shit because we're all
Speaker 1: like fucking creatives and literally don't have fucking schedules, and
Speaker 1: every one of our friends is doing nothing all the
Speaker 1: time except for like doing nothing. So we live in
Speaker 1: this like little echo chamber of depression and we all
Speaker 1: ask each other like, yeah, I'm depressed too, I'm sad too,
Speaker 1: but like the normal person is not depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like even like the people watching this, I
Speaker 2: feel like hed agree to what we're saying. But even that,
Speaker 2: like as big of a community as it seems like,
Speaker 2: it's such a small scale.
Speaker 3: I mean think about this.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, most people are depressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most people who watch this aren't. Like, Oh, I
Speaker 3: fucking love shopping at Paksan that is my store, Like yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like you can get things that like most people
Speaker 3: would like at paksn or like Forever twenty one, like
Speaker 3: think about these conglomerate brains that are bigger than you
Speaker 3: could ever imagine, Like the people who regularly shop there,
Speaker 3: that's the people I'm talking about. Where it's just like
Speaker 3: you go to the mall, and you go to the
Speaker 3: store that's at the mall, and you get the clothes
Speaker 3: that are at the mall like being given.
Speaker 1: To you, like depression erasure. It's like by erasure, but
Speaker 1: we're like era.
Speaker 2: But also with that being said, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: people who don't recognize it as being depressed.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like a lot of people in my
Speaker 3: family like very obviously have like.
Speaker 2: Whether it is like clinically or they have like what
Speaker 2: it's like clinically, and then it's like it's based on events,
Speaker 2: Like there's like another term for it that's like not
Speaker 2: necessarily depression, but it's like circumstance, Yeah, like circumstantial, like
Speaker 2: whether it be that or the other. Like so many
Speaker 2: people in my family don't recognize it even when it's
Speaker 2: like this is a very valid human reason to be
Speaker 2: so awfully upset and sad and just like feel no
Speaker 2: hope but you are obviously ignoring it and like really
Speaker 2: suppressing it and just like moving on and carrying the
Speaker 2: idea of like, oh, whatever happens to everyone blah blahlah blah,
Speaker 2: like this, this and that. And I feel like that's
Speaker 2: why it would be like a seven and eight because
Speaker 2: it's like most.
Speaker 3: People I don't even recognize, don't recognize bitches lie Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like people are liars through and through, and they'll lie
Speaker 1: about how. That would also.
Speaker 4: Require that people are like emotionally in touch with like
Speaker 4: how they're actually feeling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm just fifty million Americans are not alive.
Speaker 1: Like I truly believe that, I genuinely with my chest
Speaker 1: believe that, like there's no way every person on this
Speaker 1: planet is actually sentient. But that's another conversation.
Speaker 3: I believe that they are all sentient. And that's what
Speaker 3: scares me the most is that like being.
Speaker 2: In public, like every time I see it, like I'm
Speaker 2: in a group of people, I just look at everyone's
Speaker 2: face and I'm like, dude, all these people have like
Speaker 2: felt some sort of emotion that I have felt, and
Speaker 2: like have at least one idea that we fully connect on.
Speaker 2: And that scares the fuck out of me, like the
Speaker 2: fact that like, damn, I really am just another fucking
Speaker 2: bitch on this planet. I really am just another.
Speaker 3: Goddamn fuck head who's like existing well, which is like.
Speaker 1: You know, but it's scary is that everyone died this morning,
Speaker 1: so like we're the last three people are like I'm
Speaker 1: not that, but no birds, there's no like where's a
Speaker 1: zool I haven't seen a zool today? Like it's literally
Speaker 1: using We're going to release this episode and it's going
Speaker 1: to get like maybe three views and three.
Speaker 2: Checking on it to like get the link to share it,
Speaker 2: Like that's what the view is. Also, let me rephrase
Speaker 2: like I'm not saying there's anything wrong with liking close
Speaker 2: from Pakistan, And for one, I just want to clarify that.
Speaker 1: I just fast fashion, fast fashion. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, fast fashion.
Speaker 3: There's literally nothing wrong with shopping. There's nothing wrong with
Speaker 3: shopping there.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be big headed, but I think
Speaker 2: like if you're like if you were.
Speaker 3: Listening to what I'm saying, you kind of get what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. It's just like it's easy as an individual
Speaker 3: who doesn't partake in that to be like literally who
Speaker 3: was wearing that. But there's so many people who do
Speaker 3: partake in that, and that's kind of like the idea
Speaker 3: like of depression. It's like who else is feeling? Like
Speaker 3: it's easy you to feel like no one else is
Speaker 3: feeling Yeah.
Speaker 1: We should all just be depressed together. That's what Judaism is.
Speaker 1: So it's not like, Okay.
Speaker 3: It's not like something to look too for faith.
Speaker 1: It's like, I know, I convert people when they're at
Speaker 1: their lowest moments, like when they're at their lowest, most
Speaker 1: vulnerable moments, I like swoop in and I convert them
Speaker 1: to Judaism.
Speaker 3: Due that's a cult. That's like really bad.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck running a cult. Do something
Speaker 1: about it. There's two hundred thousand of us, Like, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: Are you claiming that every single person who watches the
Speaker 3: episode is a part of it.
Speaker 4: Just looks at the amount of subscribers for the podcast
Speaker 4: and that's the number.
Speaker 1: Then we're almost bigger than Mormonism.
Speaker 3: We are Mormonism?
Speaker 1: We are is that is that some dude found like
Speaker 1: a gold book under the ground and then like it's
Speaker 1: like talks about like people living in a volcano and shit.
Speaker 4: They okay, googled. I googled how many Mormons there are
Speaker 4: and they have an exact number.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 4: Sixteen million, six hundred and sixty three thousand, six hundred
Speaker 4: and sixty three.
Speaker 1: That's funny because there's sixteen million, six hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: three thousand and four Drewthers and we just hit five.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Getting encounter and it goes off.
Speaker 1: Every few seconds is like yeah, literally.
Speaker 3: Anybody would have to go down every few seconds too
Speaker 3: to like be like real because some people have to
Speaker 3: tap out.
Speaker 1: No, did we talk to.
Speaker 4: You this on the Patreon or on the on YouTube?
Speaker 4: People were asking what you thought about the Drew Barrymore thing.
Speaker 3: We talked about it on the public eppisode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh really yeah okay yeah. People were wondering if
Speaker 4: like you would beef with her.
Speaker 1: No, no, there's no beef.
Speaker 3: She's that's our girl, that's our girl. But it's the
Speaker 3: beef within the producer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the beef with the rioters and the producer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Doe, do your dude do your Drew diligence? Yes,
Speaker 3: your Drew in the.
Speaker 1: Drew do your Drew diligence?
Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna be like a detective when
Speaker 3: this all blows over.
Speaker 4: That's when the rapture happens to like figure.
Speaker 1: An internet sleuth. And why they chose us to be
Speaker 1: the last three?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know.
Speaker 2: What we need to talk about That awful fucking comedy
Speaker 2: show with the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 3: Go greened me the fuck.
Speaker 1: I thought you had some funny jokes and that the
Speaker 1: audience was just kind of not into it.
Speaker 2: So he had funny jokes at the end when he
Speaker 2: was like being a little passive aggressive and making kind
Speaker 2: of gnarlier jokes to like really ramp it up to
Speaker 2: get like shock value. But like, dude, when we got there,
Speaker 2: it was like it was fucking me up. Like I
Speaker 2: felt like there were there had to have been cameras
Speaker 2: around somewhere, Like it literally like made me feel brain dead,
Speaker 2: Like I literally like I couldn't gather.
Speaker 1: Like so he exhausted, exhausted. We don't didn't have any
Speaker 1: water in us.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I also had, Yeah, I had like, oh
Speaker 3: like a bottle of water, like crumbs of everyone's food
Speaker 3: and then like two SIPs of white wine.
Speaker 1: Was ninety seven degrees and I ate hot fries. I
Speaker 1: mean I ate hot fries with nacho cheese on top,
Speaker 1: So cheese fries.
Speaker 3: It was really nasty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really really awful. I kind of ate
Speaker 1: it because it's like, I need diarrhea right now. I'm
Speaker 1: constipated again.
Speaker 3: You need a diarrhea at the Renaissance under ninety seven
Speaker 3: degree weather and a hot port potty.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love the smell of fucking boiling ship in
Speaker 1: the whole port of body. I love.
Speaker 2: I can't believe anybody used a porta potty that day
Speaker 2: because that's all I could think about is I was like,
Speaker 2: eight is so hot.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I I've been like Loki oding on magnesium trying to
Speaker 1: get this turned out.
Speaker 4: And hasn't come out.
Speaker 3: You need to go get a colonosp It was. I
Speaker 3: literally like pump water in you and like paiconic. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what you need.
Speaker 1: I need a colonoscopy, and they need to go.
Speaker 4: Do you need to be emptied so bad?
Speaker 1: They need to empty me. I need a callin.
Speaker 4: That's so fun.
Speaker 3: But your remember not the other one.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's not not again.
Speaker 1: Not falling for this again for me once, Shame on me,
Speaker 1: for me twice, shame on you, wait for me one,
Speaker 1: shame on you for me twice, shame.
Speaker 3: On me for me three times. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: kill you.
Speaker 1: Fuck the blame, isn't that the song fool Me three times? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck the piece and let it rain on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pull the chopper, let it rain on you.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: We finished Candy, Yeah, we finished Candy and I really
Speaker 3: liked it.
Speaker 2: But then we started The Staircase and I really thought
Speaker 2: about it. I was like, Damn, Candy, that show was
Speaker 2: really fucking bad.
Speaker 3: It sucks, like it's not a bad show, but it's
Speaker 3: like not nearly as good. And my one gripe walking
Speaker 3: away from Candy.
Speaker 2: If you did watch it, it's like, and if you
Speaker 2: didn't watch it, whatever, fuck you, fuck you. It's based
Speaker 2: in like what the twenties like, No, the sixties. Okay,
Speaker 2: I could not fucking grasp because the costume design was
Speaker 2: so fucking bad. The costume I don't know, No I
Speaker 2: was thinking about I was thinking of Marvelous Missus Maizel's
Speaker 2: like outfits, and then thinking about the outfits that some
Speaker 2: of the girls wore. I think that's what was confusing
Speaker 2: me is the costume design was really fucking bad, and
Speaker 2: like some of the clothing looked like way.
Speaker 3: Too new fast fashioning. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Like I feel like the quality of clothing, even on
Speaker 2: camera for like the eighties, is really different than quality
Speaker 2: on camera for clothing now. And all of the clothing
Speaker 2: I felt like they had just perched just from.
Speaker 3: A store that was like drop chick for costume design,
Speaker 3: I'd be shocked. Also, you can't just throw on big
Speaker 3: funny glasses on people and be like that's the time frame.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that's what the girl irl.
Speaker 2: Oh no, not candy, Like her glasses were fitting, but
Speaker 2: like there was almost too many people with those exact
Speaker 2: like style of glasses. And I'm sure all those people
Speaker 2: in real life war glasses, but all of them.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know what. Something about it felt like
Speaker 3: I was watching people like costplaying.
Speaker 1: Like that's literally what it was.
Speaker 2: No, But it's different because now we're watching Staircase and
Speaker 2: it's based in like a lot of the footage is
Speaker 2: like they're showing like old footage from like the nineties,
Speaker 2: and like it's all based in two thousand and one,
Speaker 2: and I don't for a second question that that's when
Speaker 2: it was happening. Like not for a second, am I like, Oh,
Speaker 2: this feels like has.
Speaker 1: A better grasp on the nineties, you were born closer
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: No, the costume designing can be sucked. It bothered me
Speaker 3: so much, the set design and costume design also because.
Speaker 1: Said design was literally like mid century modern furniture from
Speaker 1: like ike, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It like all looked so like the newer renditions of
Speaker 2: what those things looked like, which I'm sure obviously like
Speaker 2: what they're not going to source like real like nice
Speaker 2: furniture from that time frame. But yeah, like even some
Speaker 2: of like the kitchen appliance looked so like new and
Speaker 2: like at a place in some frames, like some frames
Speaker 2: when candies in the kitchen, it looks like they put
Speaker 2: something on the counter to fill the frame up a
Speaker 2: little bit because like it was barren and they were like, fuck,
Speaker 2: we should have gone more.
Speaker 4: You don't feel that way about Marvelous Mazel.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think Marvelous Missus Mazel has like a little bit
Speaker 2: of like campiness to it because it's like a comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah that I don't even really question a lot of
Speaker 2: the stuff happening, and like the homes they live in
Speaker 2: feel like they're so obviously like older homes, like that's
Speaker 2: what they like look like, whether it be like the framing,
Speaker 2: like the crowning, the structure.
Speaker 3: Of all the homes. And I think it gets a
Speaker 3: pass because of like it's a bit camp because it's.
Speaker 4: Like an old it's like a caricature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a caricature almost of what that time was.
Speaker 3: And a lot of like the moral ground play is
Speaker 3: like still very real, but it's very like super colorful
Speaker 3: and like loud because and then when it's like sad.
Speaker 1: It's really liked all like color until like the forties.
Speaker 1: So it's weird that they had that.
Speaker 3: Like no truth. You just like a lot of like
Speaker 3: photo and video didn't have color, but like that they
Speaker 3: there was color.
Speaker 1: No, how is that even possible? You think, like how
Speaker 1: did how would cameras recording black and white? Wait?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you saying that you thought not only objects but
Speaker 2: people were black and white and gray.
Speaker 3: In the twenties?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that didn't write.
Speaker 2: I think fun my ear keeps the falling off Ian
Speaker 2: remember when he was like, guys, they turned off the
Speaker 2: color in whte.
Speaker 1: He just had a black and white fother on that
Speaker 1: was like literally the funniest video, like one of the funniest.
Speaker 3: It was during at the beginning of COVID. He was like,
Speaker 3: holy shits, things are already happening in my town. They
Speaker 3: took away the color.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah they can do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're being a bad boy, they turned off
Speaker 3: they turn.
Speaker 1: Off the saturation, be very like cautious.
Speaker 3: It just sounds like you kind of still believe it.
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna like move on. But yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't like it. I did not like it one bit.
Speaker 3: Staircase is so good. It's actually really gnarley. Have you
Speaker 3: been watching it?
Speaker 4: No. I started watching Candy because you guys were talking
Speaker 4: about it, but I wasn't super into it.
Speaker 1: But Staircase is the staircase. Staircase. The fourth episode of
Speaker 1: Staircase is probably one of the best episodes of television
Speaker 1: I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: See. That's how I know I'm not in a good
Speaker 3: place mentally, because the fact that I watched Candy and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is so fucking good. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Every shot. I'm not joking. I've said this once, I'll
Speaker 1: say it again. Every show or movie that I watched
Speaker 1: and certainly becomes my favorite show.
Speaker 2: I know watch Drew like, literally, okay, you did it.
Speaker 2: I don't think you caught yourself. But who were we
Speaker 2: talking to about it? You said to someone you were like,
Speaker 2: the third episode of Staircase is the best, is top
Speaker 2: easily top three, the best TV episode I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: And then the fourth episode. You said that about the
Speaker 3: fourth episode, four episode, okay, because you kept saying three,
Speaker 3: and then you were like, the fourth episode.
Speaker 2: He's gonna say this for every episode that it's like
Speaker 2: the best episode, and.
Speaker 1: I meant the fourth when I was saying that, do.
Speaker 3: You think it's better than any breaking.
Speaker 1: Bad A few breaking bad episodes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need to have sex with Walter White. I need to,
Speaker 3: but not the actor like Walter.
Speaker 1: Wy Yeah, like Hasenberg.
Speaker 4: Yes, would you would break pre or post Heisenberg transformation?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Some of post?
Speaker 3: Yeah. He was like sad. I'm like, oh, I'm so sad.
Speaker 3: I'm sad. Like I need a boss babe. I need
Speaker 3: a boss babe, and mister White is a boss babe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I need him. I need him really bad.
Speaker 1: My anxiety toe is back.
Speaker 3: Your anxiety toe, Oh, picking your toe.
Speaker 1: It's back in a very scary way.
Speaker 3: Is it nasty?
Speaker 2: Is it like if you've gotten a pool right now
Speaker 2: and then got out after like an hour, it would
Speaker 2: look like disgusting. That's like the worst part of being
Speaker 2: a nail bider is like being at the.
Speaker 3: Pool with your friends because it shows. It shows, it's
Speaker 3: so nasty.
Speaker 1: It shows what else y'all want us to talk about?
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I can't say that it is actually a
Speaker 1: good idea.
Speaker 3: I like to bleach my eyebras, but I don't know
Speaker 3: if I'm going to bleach my eyebrows again or keep
Speaker 3: them the way they are. I don't know, Guys, calming
Speaker 3: down below for me. Guys, let me know what I
Speaker 3: should do. I just keep every time I bleach my eyebross,
Speaker 3: I burn the fuck out of my skin. Also, I
Speaker 3: think I have skin cancer.
Speaker 1: Huh, join the party.
Speaker 2: I go to the dermatologists tomorrow morning, so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have her look at it, even though I don't think
Speaker 2: that's like I'm going to hurt for my acne.
Speaker 1: There's no way she's gonna know you're going tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at eleven. That's why I said one, okay, and
Speaker 3: I oh my fucking nails.
Speaker 1: You just ripped that shit off. Holy shit, that.
Speaker 3: Hurts so bad, but like also felt kind of nice.
Speaker 2: But I have like a freckle that is not the
Speaker 2: color of a freckle, and it's not a freckle.
Speaker 3: It's just a gray dot that appeared on my arm.
Speaker 3: And I look at my arms a lot because I
Speaker 3: admire my freckles a lot, and also I put lotion
Speaker 3: on my arms every single night and day. So this
Speaker 3: is brand new and I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna assume I got stabbed with the pencil
Speaker 2: when I was little.
Speaker 3: On it's like lead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I stabbed you with a mechanical pencil in your sleep.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? You don't have a mechanical pencil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I have a bunch, and I do
Speaker 1: it to everybody. I mark them like I mark my people.
Speaker 1: I'm territorial.
Speaker 3: Oh okaye, I was gonna say in a territorial.
Speaker 1: Way or like, no, in a territorial way.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, my media is the staircase.
Speaker 1: Please stole that from me. It was my media.
Speaker 3: It was your media last week. Yeah, you talked about
Speaker 3: it last week because you had started it last week.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I dropped my nail my media the week. Also,
Speaker 3: we both, that's all we've been watching. My media of
Speaker 3: the week is then say the other things you've been watching.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is The Staircase.
Speaker 2: And I will say if I love like true crime things,
Speaker 2: but this show is pretty gnarly, so please watch at your.
Speaker 3: Own what's it called discretion? Yeah, viewer discretion is heavily advised.
Speaker 2: The last episode, like the fourth episode, actually fucked me
Speaker 2: up in like a gnarly way that I've never experienced
Speaker 2: from I've only experienced like maybe twice in my life
Speaker 2: from movies, and I don't like It's It's not something
Speaker 2: I would ever watch again. This is not a show
Speaker 2: I would ever rewatch because it's really fucking gnarly. But yeah,
Speaker 2: the fourth episode is really hard to watch, so keep
Speaker 2: that in mind.
Speaker 3: But it's a really good show. And that fucking actress
Speaker 3: from Hereditary, that motherfucker in her past life she did
Speaker 3: something I don't know what she did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she is like way too good at playing like
Speaker 2: the way she plays like it's I don't like it.
Speaker 3: It's scary. And then do you want to do your
Speaker 3: visual media?
Speaker 1: No, I'll do do it all at once.
Speaker 3: Okay, then my audio media, honestly I don't even know
Speaker 3: what I've been listening to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do, I do. It's a rap by
Speaker 2: Mariah Carry. It's all songs that I've said before.
Speaker 3: But I'm like starting a new playlist of all the
Speaker 3: songs that make me happy because I need something to
Speaker 3: make me scream and like shout and like have fun drama.
Speaker 3: Bye Roy Woods and Drake What a fucking classic?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no to pretend I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Tell if you were singing it or like just saying
Speaker 2: yeah like that Unhappy by Outcast my Baby Jana Jackson
Speaker 2: and shown by Ball Grease Grease.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I've been on like a really weird vibe music wise recently,
Speaker 1: and I've been listening to like all of Aphex Twins,
Speaker 1: like really weird fucking songs like Milkman and Beatles. Uh.
Speaker 1: Those two are like hitting for me right now. Milkman,
Speaker 1: Beatles in the Carpet. Yeah. And then since we're on
Speaker 1: Afex Twin, listen to Select the Ambient Works Volume two.
Speaker 1: It's really I think it's probably like one of the best,
Speaker 1: if not the best no ambient album of all time.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I think it's like that And fuck, what's
Speaker 1: that other dude's name. I think it's Brian Enu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, I love the My favorite
Speaker 2: ambient albums are literally Ambient one and two by Brian Eno.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ambient one music for Airports. It's like the other,
Speaker 1: like really really great ambient album. And then my visual
Speaker 1: media is Nick thirty on YouTube. He's like this Fortnite
Speaker 1: YouTuber that I've been watching and I used to watch
Speaker 1: him back in like twenty eighteen when I was like
Speaker 1: super into Fortnite and like me and Jake would like
Speaker 1: talk about him, but like when I still live in Texas,
Speaker 1: and his videos are just so wholesome and he like
Speaker 1: doesn't cuss in them, and he makes it like a
Speaker 1: very big point not to cuss in his videos, and
Speaker 1: I just think it's really cute and his videos are wholesome.
Speaker 3: I curse so much when I played Fortnite.
Speaker 1: You get mean. I heard something last night. I was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: you know what it is.
Speaker 2: I hate when people tell me what to do when
Speaker 2: I'm already fucking doing it. And that happens when I'm
Speaker 2: playing Fortnite all the time, because you can't see what
Speaker 2: someone's doing, and when you're playing in like a trio
Speaker 2: or a squad or.
Speaker 1: I'm like help me, help me, help me, and no
Speaker 1: one's helping me, and but like it's.
Speaker 3: Like not even that like that, I get it.
Speaker 2: But when I'm like already doing something, or someone's like
Speaker 2: don't go too far, and I'm like, bitch, I'm literally
Speaker 2: like around the.
Speaker 1: Plot from you, like, yeah, that's our trios go to.
Speaker 3: It's like together, stay together, yeah, and I'm like I'm
Speaker 3: literally here.
Speaker 2: And also it pisses me off because everyone always leaves me,
Speaker 2: like and I'm the one who's like chasing after everybody
Speaker 2: because nobody says like where are going, like when you're playing.
Speaker 1: When I when we're playing, I'm mark where I'm going.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're going here, and I mark it with
Speaker 1: the big spire every time I do that too.
Speaker 3: I'm always like I'm gonna go here. And then bitches
Speaker 3: still want to be like don't go for and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I just told you where I was going because I
Speaker 3: need to get a gun, and it pisses me off
Speaker 3: that I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't keep playing Fortnite, but I am going to
Speaker 2: play immediately when this camera turns off, Like I'm literally
Speaker 2: like I'm like itching for it.
Speaker 3: I need it. You'll need to stop commenting about me
Speaker 3: in Fortnite on TikTok because there was a TikTok that
Speaker 3: was on my timeline that I was like, I've been
Speaker 3: away from my my PS four or something for like
Speaker 3: three hours now and I still want to play.
Speaker 1: And I'm shaking because I haven't played Fortnite in three ds.
Speaker 3: Tom comments were like, Enya, Enya, and.
Speaker 1: Drew, it's real. It is so real. People see that
Speaker 1: and they're like, who the fuck is in?
Speaker 3: I know, I know what pisseses off because those losers.
Speaker 1: Good, you're mad. You're mad.
Speaker 3: Not you being mad, oh, not you being mad over
Speaker 3: a name.
Speaker 1: Literally you're mad. That's literally. I'm just gonna say, suck
Speaker 1: my balls and you're mad now, and like I.
Speaker 3: Suck my balls. I literally am always like, suck my
Speaker 3: big fucking balls.
Speaker 1: Ye bitch, you're mad, you're mad?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, well that's our media. That's the episode. I hope
Speaker 1: you enjoyed it. If you're still alive, please leave a comment,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if anybody's alive. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's literally like I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I literally think I'm about to go log onto Fortnite,
Speaker 2: and it's going to say that's going to take like
Speaker 2: an unannounced time to match make because there's no other
Speaker 2: human on earth literally, all right, my
Speaker 3: Catful