WEBVTT - The Rapture Happened And This Episode Will Only Get Three Views 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:22.319 It feels very weird today, Like there's like a like 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:26.000 a chill vibe going on right now, not like a 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:29.080 weird vibe, but like it's like very like relaxed and 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:30.480 not tense, and like. 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:38.160 Zin, I'm I woke up today with zero thoughts. Yeah, 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.320 I like I have nothing to give to the world, 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.239 and I don't know what's going to happen for this 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.160 episode because I literally. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:46.800 I don't know. 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.680 I actually feel the same way and I still have 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.840 zero thoughts right now, Like it's like nothing is going 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:56.000 on in my brain, which is like crazy because that 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.840 never happens. Everything is always happening all the time. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.160 In my brain, literally thinking we were all at once. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:07.160 But yeah, welcome back to emergency Intercom. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.080 Did you just take that flat coke out of the 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:11.720 fridge for your caffeine. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:14.520 Of the day. Yes, I was like, I wonder why 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:17.120 I'm feeling like shit right now because I haven't had 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:21.559 my watered down flat Coca Cola of the day. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.839 You have too, you have to to choose. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:27.720 It was actually Doctor Pepper, which oh, I'm like kind 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.759 of dabbling with. I like I am normally a very 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:35.320 anti Doctor Pepper person, strictly Coca Cola but right now 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:38.200 I'm in a doctor Pepper phase and it's kind of crazy. 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.000 I think they gave me doctor pepper because that my 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:42.520 dream did not taste like coke. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.840 Yesterday, I've been sipping on it. It's coke. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:46.520 It tastes so funny. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.520 Like yesterday, I only had a few SIPs because I 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:52.040 was like, this isn't given me that like that coke pizazz. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:53.720 You've been drinking coke? 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:57.200 Have you been drinking the like Mexican colas, like the 0:01:57.280 --> 0:02:00.960 Mexican cokes, and I think like those those definitely taste 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.160 very different, and I think maybe you might be used 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.680 to that one because we've been drinking a lot of 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:05.400 those recently. 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:09.960 Yeah, those are the best ones. It's either can coke 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:14.359 or like Mexican coke and a glass bottle. Because if 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.520 you are drinking coke out of a plastic bottle, which 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.399 is something you do, you're a menace to society. You're 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.079 probably you don't have much longer to live. I don't 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.960 know how to explain that one. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.720 Those BBA plastics are infusing with water and that's why 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.839 I am the way I am. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.560 Or with the Coca cola, your microplastics from your Coca 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.959 Cola Classic bottle. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.200 They we need more microplastics. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.840 Like I think we've made this comment before, but that 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.880 is how you really knew, you like, what class your 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.400 family was in when you were growing up is if 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:49.040 your family bought the two lid of coke or separate cans. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.480 My family was a two lider coke. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:55.080 And mine was separate cans, but we buyt Also with 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.840 that said, we bought like Shasta Cola. I know somewhere 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.320 out there knows what sh Asta Cola is, and it's 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:06.840 like it's like Doctor Thunder Shasta Cola, like not Mountain 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:09.640 Lightning or some shit like that, and it's literally just 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:14.840 all off rand sodas, and Shasta honestly taste better than 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.520 Coca Cola, but I can't find it here, so I'm 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.720 just stuck with Coca Cola. But I grew up on Shasta. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.760 That shit was so fucking good, And then my mom 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.480 only drank cream soda growing up. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:31.480 I think the popular like flavored sodas in Miami, like 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:32.519 publics makes. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:36.560 Their own flavors. But I might be tripping, but I 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:37.640 think it was Crush. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.720 Like Crush was the like flavored soda that I had 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:42.200 all the time, because I used to sell at my 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:48.160 school for fifty cents and the strawberry crush or the 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:48.800 grape crush. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:50.680 But there's another brand that I can't think. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.440 Oh wait, I think that might be Yeah, I know 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:56.120 what that is, just that's actually the brand I'm. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:04:00.280 Thinking of, uh, like these cans, Yeah, like that can 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:00.920 in particular. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.480 D I'm actually never gonna remember. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:05.600 There's another one that's like, it's kind of like a 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.760 brand that does that it's not crushed. There's a brand 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.160 that does that kind of shit that they would sell 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.320 at school, and I can't remember. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.520 It might be that same brand because they do like 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:17.320 all the off brand ones. Because we never had coke. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.359 It was always like a cola drink, but no fucking 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.640 freaker was drinking the fake coldon Mountain Rush. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:27.000 We got Shasta cola strawberry and we dabbled in that 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:30.679 a little bit. What else did we drink? 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:31.680 Shasta? 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.120 Who the fuck came up with that? That has to 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:36.400 be someone's name, And they're like it's an ode to them. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:37.719 Because who was like, oh my god, you know what 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:39.640 we should call our soda Shasta? 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:42.200 Every time we look it up, there's like mountains Shasta 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.760 and I'm like curious. 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:47.600 If the water is like in Washington. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.600 Yeah, I think I'm curious if they take the water 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.560 from the creek and Mount Shasta and make Shasta cola. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.599 And also, have you ever thought about like a Coca Cola? 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.560 Like we're literally drinking sludge, Like I shouldn't be drinking 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.960 something that I can't see through. And the fact that 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.960 I can't see through this and this is going to 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.359 my body and my kidneys and liver are having to 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.880 filter this every fucking day is like actually crazy. And 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.200 then I get to think and I'm like, I wonder 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:14.240 why I am depressed, And I'm like, oh, I'm also 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:17.760 drinking like a leader of Coca Cola day. That's an exaggeration, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.440 but there's there's a correlation there. I don't know what 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.720 it is, but the fact that I'm drinking the sludge 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:26.240 is probably why I'm depressed. 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:28.680 Yeah, who was saying that? Someone was literally saying that 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.080 to me. Oh. When I was in a store in 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.800 New York, the worker was talking to me and they 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.760 were talking about how like they really like Snapple and 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:42.400 they were like, I don't count like. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:48.719 Calories from drinks because like there's no way to calculate 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.800 that because we just shouldn't be fucking having it, like 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:54.279 water has zero like calories, because that's the only like 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:57.960 we shouldn't be consuming a beverage that like also partakes 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.440 and like carbs and calories. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.039 Yeah. They were like that's just like that seems like 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:05.919 not what God intended at all, like. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:10.040 Like like literally like mud water like tea leaves, like 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.760 tree leaves and water, and that's it, Like that's what 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.440 our bodies were made to process, and somehow we're processing sludge. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:16.719 I know. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.000 I was thinking about that, and I was like, but 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.839 that's not going to stop me from drinking coffee. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:24.280 But I'm just such a drinkerly low key, like coffee 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:28.640 is natural like beans, yeah, they come from beans, beans, 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:32.280 My milk is coffee will be oils. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:37.040 Yeah, I need my oils and microplastics. Like That's another 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:42.159 thing is like all these vegan substitutes are hell like 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.640 like processed in like probably really just as bad for 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:47.880 you than like eating an animal. 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:50.640 I don't think there's any like. 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:54.720 Diet that's good for you other than like this is 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.440 so annoying because like I don't want to be like 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:57.960 this is a good dart for you, because I don't 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.159 know shit from shit, but I. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.000 Would think, like good is the diet that's good for you? 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.400 Yeah, that is that is the truth. 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.039 But I'm like on a just a human level, not 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.480 raw veganism, because like, bitch, you can like use a 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.600 fire like caveman, you had fires. I don't know why 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:16.800 you have to not cook shit, but like just like 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.680 that kind of me, and I'm like, that is the 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:20.960 most primal diet. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.120 You can do. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:25.920 Like I'm eating gathering our nuts and berries from the forest, 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:26.560 Like that. 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.960 Is so crazy. Animal. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.480 Yeah, I was like, didn't we like animals? 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.200 We beat the fuck out of some chicken. 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.960 Yeah, like this is good. The only reason why I 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:38.920 think we've talked about this, the only reason why we're 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.560 alive is because the women just gathered the nuts and 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.560 berries and we had our protein. And then men would 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.920 go out on our stupid fucking hunts once a month 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:46.760 and come back. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.440 And chase each other around with sticks and stones. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:53.480 And come back with like an elk every three months, 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.760 and then that's like all the village had to eat. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.040 And the only reason where live is because the nuts 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:58.520 and berries. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:03.560 Also the drink our drink in Miami or like in 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.560 my area, that was popular was fago. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:06.600 We were literally like. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:13.120 Damn still drinking. I don't know what that from Six Dogs. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:18.040 Rest in Peace, but strawberry fago and grape fago. 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.040 My wait, is it juggalo yea. 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:26.240 Sponsor drink of Juggalos? 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:26.679 Really? 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.520 I think I found that out in like high school, 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.559 and it greened me out because I was like, that's 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:35.319 not I've never heard that word in my life. But yeah, 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.040 fago was the thing you would go on Wednesdays at 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.520 my elementary school. They would sell Papa John's pizza for 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:44.160 a dollar slice and then they would have the usual, 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:48.959 the pickled eggs, the pickled sausage, airheads. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:54.960 Faga did you ever go like this with an airhead? 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.720 Everything I'm saying right now, I feel like I've literally said. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.800 On the absolutely you shake it down. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.839 So it was cause like a little TUTSI y roll. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.240 I remember the kid who went on to try and 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.599 bully me later on taught me that. And there was 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.800 this kid who, like I used to be really close 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.600 with and then once we got to like middle school, 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.640 we became distant for like no real reason. But I 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.440 think he had like a lot of jealousy because he 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.040 used to like me, so he was like really mean 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.520 to me, but it never hurt my feelings because I 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.679 was like, this is just really sad. From a very 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:29.280 young age, I could see through it and I was like, damn, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.760 this is really sad. You're like trying to battle this 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.600 rejection from me by being mean to me, But I'm 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.920 the one you want and it's not going to work out. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:38.319 About that. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:43.040 Oh and then one time and the one time, his 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.880 best friend at the time came up to me and 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:47.560 asked me out. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.400 And my best friend at the time was standing next 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:52.800 to me, and because I was a belligerent cunt, she jumped. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:57.360 In and was late. And you dropped the first beliger 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:58.640 in two episodes. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:09:59.559 Let's celebrate. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.679 I think I said it last time, so I'd not 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:04.360 been saying it. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:06.480 I don't know if you said it last episode. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.040 You know what it is. It is because at the 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:09.319 end of the day, like bitch, we. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.080 Had an entire conversation about it. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.880 I think that was the Zoom episode. 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.000 I don't know anyways, but the thing about me is 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.079 I will cling onto one word for a certain amount 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:23.480 of time and then you will never hear it. So 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.199 there's a chance that belligerent is dead and gone, but. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:30.640 She had a dead cat bounce, like she came back 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.840 for a moment and then she's gone. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.760 But I was a belligerent cunt, and my friend tried 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.280 to be funny and like stupid, and. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.599 She was like, no, she's not gonna fucking date you. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.120 Like she was so mean to this kid. 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.679 But I actually really liked this kid, like not romantically, 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.840 but I thought he was like really cool and like 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.640 a sweet person. So he literally got so sad and 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:54.800 like cried, and I felt so fucking bad. And it 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:56.360 was in front of the kid who was trying to 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.200 bully me, and then he was like, see, she's such 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.800 a fucking bitch like about and I was like, how 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:01.960 the fuck girls are? 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:06.480 It is my fault. Yeah, girls are counts. Girls like suckballs. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.600 Like literally, you know, I was gonna wear those uh 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.640 silver clips. Yeah, I was gonna wear them today and 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:15.360 I didn't realize you had them on, but like we 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.560 literally would have been matching had I worn them. But 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.200 I had one in the one your anime one that 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:23.520 I litally stole from you had it in. But my 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:24.160 hair is like. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.320 Too thick, yeah, so it like sits on top. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.680 Yeah, it doesn't like pin my hair down. It literally 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.240 just like my hair will fall with it. Anyways, That's 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:31.600 why I. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:34.160 Stopped wearing them, because it was good when my hair 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.360 was really thinned out and short, because I could just 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.920 clip them on in my head and they wouldn't do that. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.280 But now, yeah, they like sit on the top layer. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.160 Then when you move, it moves around and it looks 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:42.600 so fat. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:44.400 It looks just beat as fuck. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.520 I need to know something about my hair. We need 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.200 to both do something about our hair. 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.520 Something big is coming with the hair, Like let's just 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:53.959 say that, like I don't know what's gonna happen. Something 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:54.679 big is coming. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.480 I'm gonna avoid getting a haircut because I don't want 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:02.080 to lose any length even though my ends are belligerently. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:07.960 Then, have you gotten a haircut since we started the podcast? 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.360 No, I have not like trimmed my hair at all. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.480 But I think my ends are just like fully breaking 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.760 off now finally, especially when I straighten it, like there 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.040 is length to it. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:20.599 But my hair is just too thick, like it's I 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:21.560 don't know how to plan it. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.520 It like doesn't look as thick, but like if you 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.600 go to touch my hair, it like doesn't feel awesome, 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.920 Like I don't know, it's like not like in an 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:33.439 unhealthy way, but like there's just this stack of fluff 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.280 right here from all the layers that. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:40.240 Are gathering right here and finally growing. I brush my 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.760 hair every single day, especially too thin it out, So 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:44.319 I don't know what to do, and I don't want 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.000 to go get it thinned out because then it's gonna 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:47.160 readd those layers. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:48.840 So what are you supposed to just have it grow 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.880 out and then you like chop it. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.679 What I should do now is get like an inch 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:56.960 trimmed off so that like it just like it'll seem 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.360 like it's growing faster, because I'm sure I'm experiencing like 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.080 endre off because my ends right now are the part 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.560 that was like bleached, so in certain lights you could 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.920 see that it's like a way lighter shade than my 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.800 natural color. But I don't want to do that because 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.920 I refuse to lose any length. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.000 On my hair, because my hair will be longer than 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:14.960 yours once you do that. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:16.720 The thing is you say that, but it's like never 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.040 once been longer. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:21.720 Than it's longer than yours just because I have or 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:25.079 you can't tell because I have curls. Like if we 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.080 shaighten my hair, it would be longer than. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:30.160 Yours would We both have curly hair, So I don't know, 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.760 Like the only difference right now is I've brushed my hair. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.559 I've got the ringlets at the end. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.120 I pulled one because you don't brush your hair. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:42.120 Curls, and it went all the way down to his ass. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:45.719 Yeah, that's just not true. Look at him yanking it 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:46.520 out for length. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:49.640 No, you know it's fucked up? Is that? Like I 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.040 do not take care of my hair so much that 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.840 like literally little baby dreads start forming in the back, 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:56.960 and like when I'm brushing my hair, like every once 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.120 every two weeks, I literally have to pull it to 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.960 the front and just fucking rip out the little mat ball. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.200 And I just like, okay, there was one on the 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.680 couch yesterday and I thought it was a fucking bug 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.160 and I was like, oh my god, and it was 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.720 just a ball of hair and I was folding my launders. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:13.600 I was like, is this lint? But it wasn't. It 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.440 was like human hair. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:18.240 No, it's my Like, it's it's my little like ball 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:19.560 of hair that I have to break up. And you 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.000 can like see how fucked up. My hair is from it. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.040 Like do you see that how it's like all short 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.720 in different spots and shit. Yeah, yeah, that's like what's 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.360 I don't deserve my hair. I don't deserve it. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.080 I take care of my hair for the most part. No, actually, 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:34.840 I do a good job of taking care of my hair. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.800 The problem is it's just the ends are bleached and 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.560 the color keeps fading. But I don't want to keep 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:43.120 adding color because last time I did it, my ends 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:45.280 were like black and then I took a flash photo 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.800 of myself and it was like brown and then black, 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.720 and I was like, oh my god, and I was 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.120 really embarrassed. 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:56.760 Did the like texture of your guys's hair ever change? 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.320 It's like my hair used to be straight and now 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.880 it's like kind of curly. 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.920 No, my hair, my hair did because of bleaching it like, 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.800 and also with with length, your hair can change because 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.720 of like how heavy it gets. So realistically, like I'm 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:17.640 very fucking excited for my hair to be long because 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.960 then like right now, since the ends are so short, 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:22.920 the end like or the front like framing parts are 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.160 so sure they ring it up. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.840 Really heavy when I like let my hair dry and 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.920 then the back because it's more heavy. It like kind 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:31.960 of weighs down and it doesn't get as curly. 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:38.640 That's not what happens to me, because you have falls 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.000 naturally beautiful. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:42.800 Look how fuck up your head looks like? 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.280 The thing is like I wish I had the delusion 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.800 you had, because look out up the top of your head. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:56.920 It's like it is so frizzy and mean. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.800 And now I'm insecure and now I have to go 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:04.520 get basebook showing virgin top of my head. I've never 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.800 ever done that. I was like, you know, I'm gonna 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.840 be brave today. I'm not wear a basbot cap because, 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.040 like you know, people probably think I'm bald under there, 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.600 but you know, Baseball Captain coming. Because then you had 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.960 to fucking attack my hair. I did not attack your hair. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:19.720 You did. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:20.680 You fucked it up. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.920 I don't care. He was literally gaspling me. Anytime I 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.120 spoke about my hair, he had to one up me 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:26.960 and say that his hair was more beautiful. When I'm 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.000 opening up about my insecurity about my hair. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.280 Which had do you think it's gonna be think it's 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.520 gonna be mo loa or praying. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:33.760 It's gonna be praying? I think. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:39.000 Yesterday, just like yesterday when I heard last episode when 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:40.400 I was like, you know, I'm feeling kind of depressed, 0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:42.760 and you were like, actually, I'm really happy. So it 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:43.680 goes both ways. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:48.240 I was lying. I was literally lying. Well, I was 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.240 lying too about being depressed. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.680 Something about my hair being prettier than this. I know, 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.160 it's fucking disgusting. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:59.280 I feel like this is like marriage counseling sometimes periods 0:16:59.320 --> 0:16:59.920 where I'm like. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.280 No, it is. Sometimes it gets like so real for 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:03.880 no reason. 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.040 Not on my end, though, because I know how to 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:15.199 control myself. I know how to control my emotions. Like 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.679 I'm just like a well cut person. What am I 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.440 saying something wrong? Guys, I'm just talking about myself. 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.080 Anyways, I need to get a hair trim, but I 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.440 fucking refuse, so my hair will just continue to break 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:31.800 off and say this length for the next five years 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.080 because I'm not gonna do what every TikTok tells you 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:38.360 to do. What is that to give your hair a trim? 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:41.000 Every fucking bitch who cuts hair is like, you need 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.320 to trim your hair. I saw someone do like a 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.359 display where they poked holes in a thing and like 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:48.080 pulled out yarn and showed that like your split ends 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:49.880 will just continue to break if you don't do it. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:51.919 I was like, oh, that's nice, and then I just 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.240 ignored it and I kept moving on with my life. 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:59.800 We're both so obnoxious right now with our shirts, and 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:01.880 that's it. That's all I have to say, because they're 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:06.480 both really good shirts, but it's like obnoxious, like graphic 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:09.160 tea Sleigh, what do you mean? 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:14.440 Like both of our shirts are like annoyingly priced. 0:18:15.080 --> 0:18:16.320 No, mine was cheap. 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:17.639 What's cheap? 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:21.439 What I got mine for cheape? These are normally like 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:24.000 four hundred dollars and I got it for seventy five dollars, 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.000 which is cheap for like this shirt. I know, seventy 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.000 five dollars for a fucking twenty year old T shirt 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:30.720 is ridiculous. 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.080 No, but that's what I'm saying is like within like 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:35.760