WEBVTT - #442 - Ralph Barbosa 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.720 I'm Ralph Barbosa. Check me out on the Bootleg keV podcast. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.799 Yeah, listen, man, we got Ralph Barbosa on the Bootleg 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:12.840 CAV podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, it's very good to see 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:16.320 you're Now we're rolling. Ok Now, we're rolling. I thought 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:17.720 we were kind of rolling already. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:20.959 Because I'm bad at podcasts. I'm sorry. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:23.800 It's all good. It's all good. Man shout out to Dallas, Dallas, Texas. 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:24.680 His own is here. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:28.320 Sure, Ralph Barbosa by way of Dallas, Texas in the house. 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.520 In the house. Let me ask you a question, like 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.239 is it cool like because I know you're, like, you know, 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.120 you liking the hip hop and shit. You obviously did 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:36.800 some skits on OT's album, and you know, I always 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.320 see you hanging out with rappers and ship. But is 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.120 it cool to have like like fucking Dallas is kind 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.400 of popping, like big ex the plugs fucking lit right now. 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:46.559 Yeah, I've never met him, but yeah, I've never got 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.000 to meet him. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.240 Arguably, like two of the like the two popping guys 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.159 from Dallas right now nationally and your own you know. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.319 Who, We're so busy, we never run into each other, 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:55.600 you know. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.120 Yeah, how many shows are you doing like a week, 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.360 like when you're just like, obviously, I'm sure you got 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.440 your main tour. But if like, let's say you're like 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.319 at a tour and you're just like, yo, I just 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.319 want to pop up on stage and just work some shit. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.440 My main shows are always going to be like the 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:13.360 Friday Saturday, sometimes Thursday Friday Saturday, which would always end 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:14.920 up being like six shows. 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:17.839 Is not always happening always always. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:22.560 And then like this weekend, I mean this week we 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:26.959 did so today's Wednesday, Tuesday. Last night we did a 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.760 college gig at UC Riverside shout out to the students 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:33.480 from there. And then tonight Wednesday and tomorrow we're going 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.319 to do two shows a night at the Comedy Store 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.200 just to work out some material. So if you are 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:42.120 here to see a good show, you have overpaid because 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.160 I'm just going new shit. Yeah, I'll just go out there, 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.680 work some shit out, maybe just talk to the crowd 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:50.120 or something. I don't do too much crowd work, but is. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.120 That a thing now, right? Like it's like you almost 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:55.559 like there are certain guys who like are like really 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:59.160 kind of exclusively known for just talking to the crowd. Yeah, 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:00.960 and like to me, it's cool, but like, is it 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.960 is it safe to say that like crowd work, comedians 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.360 are frowned upon against like I think in the industry, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:08.600 if you. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.600 Would, I wouldn't say they're frowned upon. I think it 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:16.320 depends on like the the age of the comedian or 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.560 maybe just the comedian themselves. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.480 Like some old head. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.359 Yeah, just like like a traditional like purists, like kind 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:25.480 of like with It's kind of like with hip hop, 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.520 remember where a lot of people were hating on like 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:30.280 mumble wrap or or like oh, they don't even have 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:32.840 metaphors anymore. I think it's kind of like that. But 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.679 in my in my mind, funny's funny for sure, you 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:37.840 know what I mean. A good show is a good 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:38.560 show no matter what. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.240 Yeah, And I feel like too like nowadays, like because 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.000 it was another thing where like, oh, my guy pulled 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.280 the label off the diet doctor pepper. You give diet 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:46.440 doctor pepper free love. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.600 Now I'll give them the free love. I don't care. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.160 I just have this weird thing about peeling labels off 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:51.960 my bottles. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.919 And you have Yeah, do you think like, first of all, 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:57.600 you don't you don't need to lose weight. Why are 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.320 you drinking the aspartam, Like. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.320 Why does that pertained the cancer stuff? 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.040 Yeah, it's in there. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.520 Well that's maybe that's why I drink it. I'm on 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:06.320 my way out the door, bab. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:07.880 I would understand if you were like a fat guy 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.239 or you just prefer diet soda. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:12.040 Bro, why do people wait until they're fat to start 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.080 drinking the diet soda? Maybe this was keeping me from 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.079 getting fat? You thought of that bootleg kif. 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.880 That's a good idea. Don't wait until you get fat 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:21.720 to start eating and drinking the right ship. Like, like, 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.280 to be fair, drinking the right ship is not diet soda, 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.760 but drink soda. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:30.200 Nah, I'm diabetic, so I just I'll go with the 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:31.000 diet drinks. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:31.880 Well that makes sense. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.240 And people would like to to be like, you know 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:35.960 those have more sugar than the regular ones. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:39.280 Well they have more sugar, they just have terrible ship. Yeah, 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.120 but because I drink diet coke every day, really and 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:45.320 this ship like this is an energy drink with no sugar, bro. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.720 I don't remember if it was one of those, or 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.680 maybe it was like that C four one. I don't 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:50.440 like energy drinks. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:51.520 Four, have you itching? 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:53.440 Yeah, that Sea four had me. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.000 Like dog seafour, have you tweak and you'll be. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.160 Like I was like Smoky in the chicken coop. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.720 Like, bro, if you drink a seafour, like Ma Hoomie 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.520 Sam will drink a Sea four and just sit down 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.760 at this computer, and I'm like, bro, I feel like 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:09.720 you're supposed to drink that before you work out. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.800 Yeah, for sure, you need to do something where you're 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:12.280 gonna be better. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:15.120 Fuck that. They sell those like they're a normal energy 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.760 drink because they got this. They have the ingredient in 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.039 them that like make you itch the pre workout ingredients. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.200 It's like you'll have one and you'll be like, oh shit, 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.400 fucking starburst, a. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.919 Starburst that's what. That's what enticed me, that red starburst 0:04:29.120 --> 0:04:30.480 K And then they don't have sugar. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.719 And then I feel like a crackhead. Yeah, the ghost 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.720 is good. The ghost is just normal caffeine. It's not 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.279 like you ain't gonna be fucking tweaked out. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.440 I'm also very anti energy drink, Like, forget the energy bro. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.720 If I'm ready to crash out, I just crash out. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.200 I don't care about the priorities, I don't care what's 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.080 going on. I'm all wheel power. And if I'm out 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:49.480 of willpower, then I'm out of wheel power. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.520 You could tell I have an energy drink and a coffee, 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:57.160 so my caffeine consumption is getting out of hand. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.480 Fucking heart, It's just about a pop right now. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:02.000 For sure, it's a problem, it's definitely a problem. But 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.320 now we're talking about guys going to say it like, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:07.280 I feel like another version of the hip hop comparison 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:11.480 would be like guys who get like funny online, like 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.719 I guess ge guys, right, but you were saying that 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.640 you're like you love Drewsky. Drewsky's fucking hilarious. He's fucking 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:22.000 doing arenas and you know, doing his own version of 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.080 whatever comed is. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.800 I used to hate on like a lot of the 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:30.960 really funny like TikTok and Instagram guys. But I think 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.599 that I was just hating on them because when I 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.560 when I was hating on him, I was a very 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:38.640 unsuccessful up and coming comic. I was just going to 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.080 open mics every night and these guys hanging yeah, and 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:46.880 I'm like, write a joke, right, But even when I 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.560 was hating on him, like, I couldn't help but laugh 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:51.320 at them either. Everybody spends time on their phone and 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.840 funny's funny, Like I don't know, I can't help it, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.520 Drew Ski, Juicky's on them on a whole other level 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.800 to me, Like his kids are fucking hilarious. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.359 They're so like wealth. Did you see the one he 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:03.080 just did with the row Tie Willie where they were like, uh, 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.240 people from the South don't don't know when they're being 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:10.560 overly offensive. Some of the scenarios he just sets up 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:14.599 are just like yep, like it's it's the acting that 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:17.440 goes to the shoft to Drew Ski shouts, uh, I 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.840 just I got to show love my guy Concrete is 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:20.680 fucking hilarious. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.080 Oh yeah, I just talked to that dude. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:25.599 He's so funny. And I saw him. I saw him 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.960 at Haha Comedy Club like recently, because I never saw 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.200 like I know him, like he's been on my show before, 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.919 but just off his skits and ship, you know. And 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.440 I saw him do stand up because I've been seeing 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.120 him do stand up. And I went and saw a 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:46.159 comedy show, uh, and he was on it and. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.880 He was fun Jerry Garcia a lot, bro. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.360 He was so funny, Like his stand up had me dying. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.039 I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know you 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.720 were funny like this, Like you know, I knew you 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.040 were about your skits and ship, but. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:58.240 Never go to New York. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.000 Yeah, I've gone to New York. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.000 You watched like a lot of shows out there. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.080 I haven't been to a comedy show in New York, man, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.719 But you got to hit a comedy show in New York, 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.479 like the seller in all those places, seller or even 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:13.880 just like if you get any word on like just 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.680 random like like Matn forgot his name. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:17.200 They run a. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:20.000 Barbershop show, comedy show. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.360 Yeah, they just do it out of this little barbershop. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:22.600 That sounds fire. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:23.560 Yeah, like some. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:26.360 New York ship. Yeah, do it at the bodega. 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:30.720 I feel like another comedy hip hop comparison. You know, 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:34.400 a lot of New York hip hop was just heavy 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.120 on like what the lyrics were the bars? And Man, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.080 New York, the comedy scene in New York will make 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.640 you into a better writer, Like you have to get 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:48.240 more creative, you have to, like I don't know, just 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.520 like just like how in New York hip hop it's 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.040 just like bar after bar, Like the rhymes are quicker 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:54.800 out there, like the jokes are quicker, like. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.360 And you got to kind of have to be because 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:59.920 like you're almost like the way of living there is 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.560 so like you have to just be on top of 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.400 it in life because because you're around people all the time, 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.320 you're on the subway, like you know what I'm saying, 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.560 Like you got to be quick on your toes to 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.200 go to the store out there, you know what I'm saying. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.600 Survival mode. For sure, I thought, like I thought it 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:19.679 was kind of bad out here, but I'm afraid to 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.480 get like assaulted in New York. I don't think anybody 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:23.000 would help. 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:25.600 No, No, they walk right by here. Yeah, I know 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:25.960 for sure. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:29.440 I was in the subway like like New York Times Square, 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.560 so it's just like packed, like there's hundreds of people 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:34.840 walking around, and there was a man laying face down 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:36.240 on the floor. I don't know if he was dead 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:41.000 or asleep. Everybody just kept going by here. Nobody asked nothing, 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:42.840 bro Like, everybody just kept walking. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:44.800 So that is the one thing about New York is 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.520 everyone minds their fucking business. Like if you were to 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:52.000 get in, if you were to literally get stabbed, people 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.120 would just walk by. They would they'd be like, well, 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:55.440 I got to get to work. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.040 I think they were like a video, wasn't there if 0:08:57.040 --> 0:08:59.959 some lady getting choked and everybody's just like, no happening. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.240 That's what I'm saying. It's like New York is great. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:03.760 I love it here, but I would never live in 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:05.840 New York. And then it's obviously like the opposite of 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:06.840 being in Texas. 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:10.120 Texas, everybody's looking for a reason to get involved. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.800 You know, everyone wants a reason that used their right. Hey, 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.240 god they God damn, I got my fucking thing on me. 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:17.040 You know what I'm saying. 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:21.000 Man, I was I was driving. It's like a couple 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.200 of years back. I was driving and I felt like 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.040 this dude was just trying to kind of like race 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.480 with me or something. So we're just, you know, just 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:30.720 speeding on the highway. Meaning this dude he passed me up, 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.720 and then I passed him up, and I thought it 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.400 was kind of fun. And then this dude pulls up 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.320 next to me and he pulls out a gun, and 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:39.240 I guess he's just been trying to stay ahead the 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.040 whole time. Maybe he thought I was cutting them all. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.439 He thought, Yeah, I'm like, hey, whatever, fun And this 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:46.680 dudes like, fuck you bitch, can shoot you. Yeah, like 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.560 almost slow white. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.360 Nah, I wasn't white. 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:54.000 Everybody, Texas, don't discriminate everybody's. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:58.080 Everybody's t mad, Yeah, pissed. Shout out to Texas. You're 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.040 like a pretty big car guy, right, Like didn't you 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:01.720 grew up like kind of like around a body shop 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.559 and shit, and like, yeah, that would have been your 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.960 first if comedy didn't work out, you'd been fixing cars. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:11.439 Yeah. My dad had a body shop in an Oak Cliff, 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:12.640 which is a neighborhood in Dallas. 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.160 Shout out to oak Cliff. That's where you other Beezy's from. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:15.440 Right Yeah. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:19.360 Yeah, yeah, so very very serious area. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:20.000 Yeah. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:21.720 Oh Cliff was a pretty serious area. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.640 Yeah. Yeah, my dad had a body shop there. And 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.440 so when I was like thirteen fourteen, maybe even like 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.360 younger in the summers or just like every now and then, 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.240 my dad would take me to work there or I 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:36.679 just get dropped off there. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:38.040 And like, hey, this is where you're at for today. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:42.160 Yeah, I'm just sitting there like with paint fumes and 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.480 there was no like paint booths, so everything was just. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.439 Like then whoever's workings, Like, I guess we're babysitting the 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:47.240 bosses kids today. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.400 Yeahretty and it was just like my family, a couple 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.680 other dudes with no papers, just watching everybody drink. We 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.800 had a basketball hooping there, which is pretty cool. Fire 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.199 So it's just standing a lot of cars. Down the 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.120 street was the barbershop where I were that also, so 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:05.400 it's like my two little gigs there, like standing cars 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.200 or cutting hair. No Cliff and no Cliff, which is 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:10.200 why a lot of people think I'm from there. But 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.800 I wouldn't technically say I am. I say I got 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.880 like some. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.960 Yeah, but you're like your crib wasn't there? 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.440 Yeah, no, no, no, I was on the other side of 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.600 the city tracks. Yeah, I was out there in. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:24.680 Mesquite, which which is a nice area. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.120 It's it's nice to people who live in o Cliff 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.679 or like Pleasant Grove, like in ghetto areas. But then 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.440 when you talk to like people who live in like 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:35.720 it's weird because if I talk to like black and 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.319 Hispanic people and they're here from the Ski, they'd be like, oh, 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.160 hell yeah, you know, from a nice place. And then 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.760 you tell white people from the Ski and they're just 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.040 like yea. So it's like there's no winning bro right 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:46.560 in the middle. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.920 How do you feel about everybody just like moving to Texas. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:51.520 I I mean, I don't care. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.560 It's fucking hell of fools. I think Texas had the 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:59.480 most like new residents last year, Like were people like 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:01.120 just new people move there. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.520 I don't really, I don't really care about it, just 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:08.840 because I mean, it happens to big popping. 0:12:08.520 --> 0:12:10.120 City, it happens to the best places. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:14.000 But I moved out to like the country in Texas. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.679 I'm not gonna say where exactly because people will be 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:20.000 like asking me and stuff. But I'm like out in 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:25.640 the middle of nowhere, tiny tiny little town and people 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.680 are starting to move there, and I am kind of like, ah, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:30.720 the fun there goes the neighborhood. 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.600 It was the neighborhood. A fucking dickhead from California's here. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:36.280 Not even that like people from the city, like people 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.360 from in Dallas. I'm like, bro, stay in the city, 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:39.719 like this is my thing. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:41.800 When you say, like the country, like what is it, like, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.120 like you got like acres or shit? 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:44.880 Like what like we got a couple of acres? 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:46.680 Nice? Yeah, any animals. 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:48.360 My neighbor has horses. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.160 Do you get to ride the horses? Nah? 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:52.760 I don't like those horses. Man. One of them escaped 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.200 and then he came on to like our land, and 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.640 it was kind of scary because. 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.680 To put that horse down if he trespasses it is 0:12:58.720 --> 0:12:59.640 Texas staying ground. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.760 I don't know if I'm able to, but why would you. 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:02.920 I don't want to do it, Like. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:07.360 You have a fucking Yellowstone War happening in the middle 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.040 of fucking Dallas with your name. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.320 I'm like afraid of horses, bro, I want to. I 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.360 want to like conquer my fear and ride one. When 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.120 I was a kid, my uncle had one and my 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.280 uncle swore to god it was like a good horse. 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.480 And I was like, can I ride it? And he 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:22.400 was like, yeah, come touch it. And I got like 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.920 close to it and it started doing that. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.800 Like oh, you know that's crazy, and I was just like, fuck, 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:30.360 I wrote a horse recently for the first time, and 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.760 uh it was me and my wife watched Yellowstone and 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.360 for her birthday she was like, I'm gonna go ride 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:35.760 a horse. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.040 I was like, bet so I play in a little trip. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.080 We went and rode horses and palm springs. Then motherfuckers 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:41.880 is motherfuckers? 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:42.000 Bro? 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:45.439 Like that's like if you're supposed to be like fully 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.840 in control, like it's a car but it's not a car. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:53.000 You're like on this fucking giant mammal that has its 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:54.480 own free will. I guess bro. 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.920 When I was in New York though, and I went 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.240 to like Central Park and they do the horse rides, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.800 I felt bad for those horses because they were like 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:05.559 really calm and like, no they're broken yeah, And I'm like, bro, 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.440 where do you go at? 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.600 Like when you're not here night, where you at? 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:10.360 Yeah? Where is you? 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.080 You're in New York City there, so like where's the farm? 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.600 There is no place for a horse other than this park, Like, yeah, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:17.760 where the fuck did you go? 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.400 Dude? It's crazy because like when they say yeah, I 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:23.320 got my horse broken in, it literally means you broke 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:27.200 the horse's spirit. Yeah, like you made that like you 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.080 you you spiritually like psychologically tortured the horse to the 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.000 point where it'll just do whatever you wanted to do. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.000 That I feel bad for. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:38.120 Shout out to New York horses, man, get your life together, all. 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:40.440 The horses men. Shout to the horse. Hey, fucking Texas 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.680 got all the big ranches though, you know, but cowboys. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.880 Here's something that I realized too from moving out to 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.440 the country is like you see all these nice, beautiful 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.880 horses like on TV or like you see pictures of them, 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.200 and a lot of people in the country have horses, 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:57.600 but a lot of people in the country aren't wealthy, right, 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:59.600 so these horses look like ghetto horse. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:14:59.800 Me. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.640 These horses are little crackheads, like just sucking beat down. Yeah, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.760 they're not all muscular and majestic. They're just like, bro, 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.400 when is our owner gonna It's like when you. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.920 Look on TV and there's like the beautiful Golden Retriever 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.680 rappers got a fucking Frenchy and then you go to 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:15.920 like your aunt's house and she got a fucking a 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.760 half Chihuahuai. She had a pug half pug, fucking just 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.480 street rat and you're like, Jesus Christ put. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:23.200 The little chain on it. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.160 Yeah, oh my god. Yeah, it's crazy. Like did you 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.440 grow up going to like any of the like rodeos 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:29.800 and ship like or was that a thing. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.360 When when I was really really small, Yeah, me and 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.320 my grandpa would go. He dressed me up like a 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.360 cowboy and stuff, and we'd go watch the horses or 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:41.440 like the bullfights and all just pretty fun. But then 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.520 then I kind of feel bad. As I got older, 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:47.080 I started thinking about it, they were like electrocute the bulls. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.240 Sometimes somebody somebody got electrocute something. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.600 You know, you got it makes stun guns for a reason. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:53.080 Yeah. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:54.720 Yeah, comedy movement. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.040 It's cool there, man, there's lots of pretty girls at 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:58.320 the Hoti feels Yo. 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.640 Talk to me like, because i'd heard kind of like 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:03.880 you talk a little bit about your pops on other podcasts. 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:07.040 Like he was an entrepreneur. Is it tafe to say? Yeah, 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.160 so he had multiple businesses. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:12.200 My dad back in the day was involved in some 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:16.920 less than legal activities, right, But I Meandy, it is 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:20.360 where he's from. Like, if you want to get out 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:23.120 of where you're from, I guess for sure my dad 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.560 was involved in some less than leego activities. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.520 Is he from Texas? 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.160 Originally he's from Texas. Yeah, he got out of it, 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.120 and then years after he got out of that, he 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.160 still got caught up. You know what I mean. He 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:39.600 did did his time, so had to go sit down. Yeah, 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:41.480 he has to go through some time for like drug 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.400 stuff or yeah, drug stuff was it? 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.480 Because this is the thing. It's crazy being in CALLI 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.400