1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: Nephew, say and again, I am here. I am here. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: Gotta understand what that means, you know, but it's a 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: lot of depth to that. I am here. I did 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: the math. I did the math, did the math. I 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: did the math on my birthday on Sunday. So today 6 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: is twenty one thousand, one hundred and eighty seven days 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: on Earth. Twenty one thousand, one hundred And that number 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: looks small right there. Heay that number, that's the whole 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: I got that. No, that's a big numb. I did 10 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: the math on it, partner, Yes, I did twenty one thousand. Then, 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: and the leap uses in there too. Twenty one thousand, 12 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty seven days on Earth. 13 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 2: You carried one? 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: Yeah you do. I don't know that other man, I 15 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: don't know, but one male. All my mail carry the 16 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: one all that. Yeah, thank you, thank thank you, thank you, 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Twenty one thousand, one and eighty 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: seven still standing. Prank today is corporal punishment. Corporal punishment. 19 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: That's what we got to get back to. We got 20 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: to get back to corporate punishment. Here we go, get them, No, 21 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: we don't. 22 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 2: No. 23 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hi, I'm I'm trying to reach a mister Cotton. 24 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: Miss okay, can you turn your radio or TV down? 25 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,320 Speaker 1: I can't really hear you. 26 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 2: Oh yes, sir, my. 27 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: Name is mister Lanson. I'm actually the new principal here 28 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: at middle school. 29 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 2: And well, what's the name again. 30 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: Mister Lanson? 31 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 2: Mister okay? 32 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: Your your son he attends middle school here? Am I 33 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: correct sir? Okay? Good listen. I'm the new principal here. 34 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: We've just replaced the last principle and I'm actually calling around. 35 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: What I've done is when I before I got here, 36 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: I asked for a list of students that were you know, 37 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say problem kids, but you know that 38 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: kind of get themselves in a little trouble here and there. 39 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: And your son's name happens to be on the list. 40 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 2: On that list. 41 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: Yes, I got about I got about thirty five kids 42 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: that are actually on this list, and your son is 43 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: actually on the list, and you are, mister Cotton. Correct? 44 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 2: I am, mister Cotton. I mean, are you sure you 45 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 2: speaking about my son? Though? 46 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there's only there's only one on the list, sir. 47 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: I'm I'm it's it's it's what's been given to me 48 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: and what what I'm doing is calling around to all 49 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: of the parents of the kids that are on this 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: list and letting you guys know that I'm going to 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: be keeping a closed eye on them as well as 52 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: letting you know that I'm going to be reinstating corporal 53 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: punishment here in the school. 54 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 2: So so what's that. 55 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: That's actually where if your son gets sent to the office, 56 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: which is my office, then there will be paddling going on. 57 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: And opposed to I don't believe in I don't believe 58 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 1: in I don't believe in suspension. I believe in, you know, 59 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: if we spank these kids, we can get them back 60 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: in order. So, sir, here's my I really truly believe 61 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: that we get back to you know, and I don't 62 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: mean what I'm about to say to be harsh, but 63 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: if we get back to beating, we'll get these kids 64 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 1: back in order. 65 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 2: I mean, but I know he had trouble in English, 66 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 2: but I don't think that calls for beaten No, no, no. 67 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,680 Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with great sir. This has 68 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: to do with punishment. And what I'm understanding is if 69 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,239 Speaker 1: your son is on my list, and if your son 70 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: comes down to my office, I'm gonna take care of 71 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: it right then and there. 72 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 2: What if my son come to your off You're gonna 73 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 2: be on my list, sir. 74 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get these kids back in order, and 75 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: that's the reason why I've been brought in and I've 76 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: replaced the last principle you understand. So what I need 77 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: from you is to get to get a great understanding 78 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: that if your child comes to my office, corporal punishment 79 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: will be what he's going to deal with. 80 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Let my son come home and 81 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 2: tell me he got some corporal punishment, and the next 82 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 2: morning me and you're gonna do some corporal punishment. 83 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: Sir. Do you want your child in order or do 84 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: you want to be bailing his butt out of jail 85 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 1: at the age of eighteen? 86 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: They if you put your hands on my son, okay? 87 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: Are you taking care of your son? Punishment wise? At home? 88 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 2: You need to my son don't get no trouble. 89 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Okay, here's the problem, parents not believing that their children 90 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: get in any trouble. That's the first part. 91 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 2: Other I got email, I got a phone call. So 92 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 2: the first phone call I get is going straight clipping. 93 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 2: It ain't no letters sent home, ain't no email, sitting 94 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 2: home saying day it's a problem. 95 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't, sir. I'll you know, 96 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down here. I'm gonna tell you once again, 97 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: I am not going to have send your son to detention. 98 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call you. I'm gonna take care of 99 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: my job. 100 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: My job is to make it I'm gonna take care 101 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 2: of mine when you take care of your, I'm gonna 102 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 2: take care of mine and that protect my son and 103 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 2: you put your hands on him. Man, we got a problem. 104 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a problem because nine time. I'm telling 105 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: you right now I'm calling you and giving you the warning. 106 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 1: Your son will be dealt with, and you're gonna be 107 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 1: dealt with, will be dealt with on a regular basis 108 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: if needs to be. 109 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 2: You're gonna get that with on a regular But you're 110 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: gonna get tired of seeing me. 111 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: Okay, sir. Do I need to actually have corporal punishment 112 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: with you? 113 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 2: I tell you what when you when you bring that 114 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,919 Speaker 2: corporal punishment to me, you better have the police there 115 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,880 Speaker 2: because they gonna need corporal punishment. They're gonna need whatever 116 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 2: hell they're gonna need to tlot team when I get 117 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 2: down and you put your hands on my son. 118 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: I know that all them You know what, sir, Maybe 119 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: maybe maybe the swipper needs to start with you it. 120 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,799 Speaker 2: Matter of fact, what time do you go to lunch? 121 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 2: If we can do this in front of the cafeteria and 122 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 2: let all the kids see the principal get his corporal punishment, Sir, sir. 123 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,520 Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. I don't. 124 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 2: I don't fear you, chrisonal you to feel me because 125 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 2: I want you to stand there and take your whipping 126 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 2: like a man. I don't want to chase. You're a 127 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 2: wend like no little ground in school, Sir. 128 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: Sir, sir, The bottom line is corporal punishment is being instated. 129 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: Your son is gonna abide by it. You're gonna have 130 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 1: to accept it. On maybe maybe you need. 131 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,200 Speaker 2: To tell you what you say. You got thirty five 132 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 2: names on your list, it better be thirty four. Cant 133 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 2: name They not be on no corporate punishment list. I 134 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 2: know that, sir. 135 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: Listen, He's not on a corporal punishment list. He's on 136 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 1: a list of kid of kids that act up from 137 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: time to time. 138 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 2: Don't act up. My son is a model stude. He 139 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,040 Speaker 2: got a little trouble with English, you know, because his 140 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 2: mama a little slow. But that's my dad. I did that. 141 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. 142 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: You know what, Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: the child. 144 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 2: Right now, you're talking to a grown man. And if 145 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 2: you put your hands on my son, you gonna see 146 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,480 Speaker 2: that I'm a grown man. When I come down, man, 147 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 2: I only want to put my hands on my damn son. 148 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 1: Then I guess there's gonna be a lot of kicking. Circle. 149 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 2: It's gonna be some kicking, and you line them up, 150 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 2: sistant principal. Principal, I kicked the Cabeci lator, So I 151 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 2: come down, man, if she got something to say. 152 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: You're gonna watch your tone. You understand me, and you're 153 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna take what I'm telling you. 154 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm grown man. 155 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,359 Speaker 1: I don't care what you're saying. Everybody's gonna buy. I 156 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:51,600 Speaker 1: put chains on the door. 157 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 2: I make sure Joe Klop putting chains on your name 158 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 2: with Lance you. 159 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,720 Speaker 1: Joe Klop, I missed Lanson. And these kids are gonna 160 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,160 Speaker 1: buy by what I want, and so are the parents. 161 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: And you, mister Cotton, you're gonna have to toughen up 162 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: and let me do my job. 163 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you're gonna do, what you got 164 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 2: to do today. But when I get down there, you 165 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 2: better had the police. 166 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: When I get there, I tell you who else I'm 167 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: gonna have here. 168 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 2: You tell me who you gonna have down there. 169 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Mornings Show, 170 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 1: because that's who I am. Your coworker. Silver, You've got 171 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: me to pray. Phone call you. 172 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna break laid on 173 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 2: the down at the job kids. Man, I'm looking for. 174 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 1: My Hey, listen, I got one more thing to ask you, 175 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: mister Catt. 176 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 2: What's that man? 177 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: What's the baddest radio show in the lane? 178 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 2: Man? They see? I love y'all. Man. 179 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: Now we have it for for punishment. Either you agree, 180 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: you don't agree, y'all don't agree agree no way. These 181 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 1: kids acting in school, y'all don't think it's necessary. No, 182 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,960 Speaker 1: that's the parents responsibility. A couple of swats with that board. 183 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen a change. I have seen a change. 184 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: I have I have been a change. This coming weekend, 185 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,560 Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend, it is all mos here, Louisville. Kentucky. 186 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town. First flight out on Thursday. Baby, 187 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: I will be in your city. Got to show on Friday, 188 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: two Saturday and two Sunday. Tickets are on sale right now. Louisville, 189 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: get ready, Ignorance and stupid is on the way. You 190 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: ain't never seen it like this. I could assure you 191 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: you're listening. 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