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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning in podcast form.

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Speaker 1: Here we are. Yeah, it makes us trendy, I mean

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Speaker 1: really yeah? All right, the full show starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Chew, chew, all aboard the love train.

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Speaker 3: Because it's Valentine's Day, it's Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: In the Morning. You choose us, we should And how

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Speaker 2: do you set the mood on a romantic day like this?

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Speaker 3: You could start by heading over to the Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey TikTok and watching a certain hunky radio host getting

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Speaker 3: bathed hard, just paying off our big football gatorade bed.

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Speaker 3: It's up at Brooke and Jeffrey right now, Brook, give

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Speaker 3: me one word other than wet wild and woaho mama

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Speaker 3: that describes the video.

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Speaker 1: Cold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh is that not okay? We're looking for like

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Speaker 2: a sexy word for it.

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Speaker 3: But that's okay, icy, Okay, we've heard enough of yours. Well,

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Speaker 3: everybody knows Valentine's is huge for sensual, outdoor purple gatorage showers.

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Speaker 3: It's also a big day for anyone who likes to

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Speaker 3: get showered in the brown stuff chocolate. What you don't

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Speaker 3: like chocolate? Okay, yeah, no chocolate for Brook today. But

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Speaker 3: as a Valentine's give. It's hard to go wrong with

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Speaker 3: almost anything chocolate combo, like chocolate caramel, chocolate, peanut butter.

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Speaker 3: There is a new one though, that has people a

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Speaker 3: little bit less than enthused, although Brookie might be into it.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Because a company in the UK is selling chocolate infused

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Speaker 3: with broccoli.

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Speaker 2: It's a real thing. They're called tender Chalk.

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Speaker 3: And each box has nine pieces of dark chocolate that's

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Speaker 3: filled with a quote blend of cream and puade.

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Speaker 4: Broccoli is the box of this has like a little

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Speaker 4: sexy broccolini on the front leading over.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do want a mouthful of broccolified chocolate,

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Speaker 3: I have bad news because you can't buy them.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you can.

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Speaker 1: Only make them. No, I mean I got a fund

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Speaker 1: kid at home to let me bring you.

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Speaker 2: No, thank you.

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Speaker 3: The only way to get your tender Chalk is to

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Speaker 3: win them if you live in the UK.

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Speaker 2: But the fact that you would even want to.

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Speaker 3: Means you should probably seek out some sort of thing

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Speaker 3: to contestant.

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Speaker 4: I'm considering switching citizenship just for chocolate broccoli.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you should definitely get therapy, possibly some shock therapy.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it's perfect as.

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Speaker 3: We getting see the shock coollar question of the day

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Speaker 3: with our own broccolified human digital jake.

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Speaker 6: They don't wish that on anyone. What I do know,

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Speaker 6: it's the most romantic day of the year, Valentine, and well,

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Speaker 6: I wanted to celebrate by having you all guessed the

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Speaker 6: top twenty places i'd take Brooks mom on a date

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Speaker 6: if he wasn't already married.

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Speaker 1: Three restaurants in my hometowns.

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Speaker 6: Unfortunately, Brooks team of blood thirsty lawyers has stepped in

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Speaker 6: to block my list, so I'll have to reveal those

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Speaker 6: locations off air instead. And rather than that, Today's theme

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Speaker 6: will be Netflix and chill as you guess the top

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Speaker 6: twenty highest grossing modern rom com movies in a special

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Speaker 6: Valentine's Day edition of.

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Speaker 7: Twenty What do you mean moderate?

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Speaker 6: Now, these are the highest grossing rom coms that came

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Speaker 6: out after the year two thousand. So no when Harry

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Speaker 2: No Pretty Woman?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So we're gonna start with Cupid's longtime nemesis.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis any of us.

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Speaker 4: My favorite rom come all time, So I'm gonna go

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Speaker 4: with it is How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days?

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Speaker 6: How to lose a guy in ten days, just outside

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Speaker 6: the top twenty. Very popular, but not up there. It's

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Speaker 6: gonna be a difficult one.

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Speaker 3: I love that Losing men is Alexis's idea of romance.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't a goal.

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Speaker 6: After Alexis, Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, for years my netflixing Go Chill two was

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Speaker 3: a little saucy story about a rough and tough cowboy

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Speaker 3: girl in toy story. I don't think that's gonna be

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Speaker 3: considered a rom com for most people though, or anyone children.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with my second option for Netflix and Chill.

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Speaker 3: That was the Will Smith movie, Hitch Got There.

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Speaker 7: But it was a hitch.

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Speaker 6: The Will Smith Vehicle is number three on my list.

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Speaker 6: Sixty six million dollars worldwide at the box office is

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Speaker 6: number It's a tough list. Let's move over to Jose

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Speaker 6: so surprising number one on the list.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to go with one of my favorites ever,

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Speaker 8: fifty first dates and I don't know that's all.

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Speaker 2: That's what Adam sandlermore.

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Speaker 3: Oh guy, guys love a girl with a little bit

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Speaker 3: of amnesia it's so cute.

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Speaker 6: Fifty first dates, number twenty two on my list, jose

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Speaker 6: I don't like I don't watch a movies. Just outside

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Speaker 6: the top twenty, you guys are knocking right on the

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Speaker 6: front door of lev Well, someone let you in. Brook,

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Speaker 6: We're up to you. You've been looking very concerned about

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Speaker 6: this list all morning.

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Speaker 4: I can't remember some of the names, like, remember there's

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Speaker 4: that one that's like the Never Ended Summer, the Everlastings

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Speaker 4: of what's that story?

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Speaker 1: The Summer that Never ended? Okay, never mind five.

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Speaker 3: Hundred days of summer, that's what it is, Yeah, with

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Speaker 3: Joseph Gordon Lenon.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't call that a romantic.

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Speaker 4: You don't think so nods really sad?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well I think the first day was five hundred.

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Speaker 6: That's just math. This is a numbers game.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Reese Witherspoon has to be on this list,

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Speaker 4: And so I was saying, remember Sweet Home Alabama?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it was called?

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Speaker 2: It's so old, Brook, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: This is what I need your help for. Okay.

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Speaker 9: What about Catherine Heigel in like eighty two Dresses, twenty

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Speaker 9: seven dresses.

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Speaker 6: Twenty seven dresses starring Katherine Heigel did not make the

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Speaker 6: Top twenties is tough.

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Speaker 1: The only other one I had on there was Juno.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey wins Today's one Day, very tough list. You guys

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Speaker 6: did a very good job. Let me go over what

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Speaker 6: you guys missed. The number one grossing modern rom com

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Speaker 6: of all time, My Big Fat Greek Wedding had a

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Speaker 6: very long two thousand and two. What Women Want made

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Speaker 6: the list Enchanted Number four The Proposal. Three different Bridget

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Speaker 6: Jones movies, Bridgite Jones Diary, Bridget Jones Edge of Reason,

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Speaker 6: and bridge Jones Baby made it there. Love actually knocked up?

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Speaker 3: I know, Catherine, that's romantic in Brooks home state of Idaho.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right, but not knocked up.

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Speaker 6: Something's gotta give. The break Up, The Ugly Truth, and

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Speaker 6: the Holiday round out the Top twenty.

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Speaker 1: The Breakup, the one with Jennifer Anison and Nude. I

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Speaker 1: watched that with a guy I was dating and traumatic, dude.

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Speaker 9: We left the theater and we're like, why are you

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Speaker 9: ever doing relationships?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 7: It's yeah, you know.

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Speaker 6: It's not a bummer though. Plenty of tlenty.

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Speaker 3: Well, since I'm the only one to get one right,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna choose you get shocked today.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to go.

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Speaker 3: With Jose today. This is gonna shock you into a relationship.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna sing what is Love? By Hawa, all right,

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Speaker 3: what is love?

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Speaker 2: Oh Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm so embarrassed. Everybody was doing the head nod

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Speaker 1: I doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 5: Day, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: A lot of.

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Speaker 3: People get caught up only thinking about themselves and the

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Speaker 3: struggles that they're going through in that moment. What about

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Speaker 3: our loved ones and friends who have to witness our messy,

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Speaker 3: chaotic lives up close and personal.

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Speaker 1: That's got to be hard to Yeah, Like.

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Speaker 3: For example, Brooks stuffed animals that she's kept on her

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Speaker 3: bed for decades, the horrors that they must have been

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Speaker 3: as soon as they've had to witness right in front

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Speaker 3: of their tiny little faces, right up there with the Hindenburg.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a reason the glory of the glow worm

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Speaker 4: doesn't glow anymore, the trauma.

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Speaker 2: That they have suffered, and you face them away from

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Speaker 2: your bed. Bro Oh, I.

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Speaker 3: Wish we had a segment where our poor stuffies could

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Speaker 3: unload and share their experiences to heal. Instead, you're just

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Speaker 3: gonna have to settle for our personal thoughts. In another

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Speaker 3: edition of What's on Your Mind, prepare to be traumatized

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Speaker 3: coming up right now. You know, fish is the only

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Speaker 3: food that gets accused of tasting too much like itself.

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Speaker 2: This fish is too fishy.

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Speaker 3: Nobody's saying like this pork is too porky.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to taste this pork I used to.

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Speaker 8: We're gonna see what rush on people would go, what

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Speaker 8: seafood doesn't taste like seafood?

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Speaker 1: Chicken eat chicken.

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Speaker 3: I just hope that our thoughts aren't too thinky today,

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Speaker 3: to the kitchen. During a brand new What's on Your Mind,

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Brook.

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Speaker 2: Brook, tell us what's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: You know, I am so excited about my new walking pad.

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Speaker 4: It's like a little treadmill that I put on your

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Speaker 4: knees my stand up desk here at the office. But

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Speaker 4: it has brought out the haters, all right, Can we

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Speaker 4: start first with my.

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Speaker 1: Cubicle mate, digital Jake.

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Speaker 10: Okay.

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Speaker 4: He says that he feels like he's working inside a

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Speaker 4: hamster's case.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm just innotantly walking.

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Speaker 9: Jeff walks out and is like, why are you so loud?

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Speaker 1: I step hard? I'm a hard stepper.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just always happened.

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Speaker 9: I get news that our own producer, producer Boyd, is

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Speaker 9: trying to start a petition to ban the walking pads

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Speaker 9: in the office.

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Speaker 1: Listen for you.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of snooty though. It's like, oh, look at me.

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Speaker 3: I can work and work out.

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Speaker 2: At the same time. It's like rubbing it in our faces. Well,

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Speaker 2: the rest of us have to work.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm getting so hot.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I can't help it, Jeffrey, and I am not

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Speaker 9: gonna let the haters determine at your house, No, it's.

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Speaker 3: She already has a treadmill and an elliptical and peloton gym.

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Speaker 1: I have a peloton at the house, and this is

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Speaker 1: a ball. This is about multitasking.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I think you double down to bring the peloton into bro.

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Speaker 2: I think you do some circuit training.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna break a whole weight set in like that.

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Speaker 2: That'll teach us. Jose, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 8: I ordered food delivery over the weekend, like I do

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Speaker 8: all the time. And when I go downstairs, I go

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Speaker 8: to pick up the plastic bag and have a big

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Speaker 8: thing of hot soup and it melts back and falls.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's a hue.

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Speaker 8: I got a large It spills everywhere and egg drops,

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Speaker 8: soups thick, smelly, smelly.

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Speaker 8: But what I do is I go to the elevator.

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Speaker 1: If I could live the way you live your life.

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Speaker 8: It was someone's gonna clean it in the lobby, Broke,

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Speaker 9: It smells like crass, So liberating, alexis what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: You guys know, like I might be guilty of bringing

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Speaker 4: But I was hosting a Gallentine's Day this past weekend

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Speaker 1: One believes me.

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Speaker 7: They didn't.

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Speaker 9: Have you heard the story of the Boy who Cried Wolf,

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Speaker 1: And everyone thought it was so nice till.

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Speaker 4: I told them it's fine and they're like, yes, now

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Speaker 1: I even doubting it. Yeah, it was my hard work.

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Speaker 9: Nobody believes me the way on top of it, the universe, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you club bro, You're like one of those people

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Speaker 3: These times days from my lights outside, the Christmas tree

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Speaker 1: In rubbing off on you. Is that what's happening?

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Speaker 3: I don't know about what you're rubbing onto me. Just

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Speaker 1: It must be hard because no other adults can figure

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Speaker 3: For the most part, I'm dealing with the shame myself,

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Speaker 11: The creepy guy who lives out in the woods Christmas

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Speaker 2: You don't expect anything from that guy.

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Speaker 1: You don't question him because he's scary.

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Speaker 2: Might get around to it in March. Okay, keep your post.

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Speaker 3: Text in seven eight five nine two, tell us what's

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We just shared what's been on our minds.

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Speaker 3: So the listeners are texting in at seventy five nine

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Speaker 3: You what the weather was going to do in the future,

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Speaker 2: I just made that word up. I don't know projection.

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Speaker 2: We'll keep brainstorming that for you.

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Speaker 3: Another text says, lately, I've become my coworkers therapist.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's been coming to me talking about their life, not

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Speaker 2: The stuff her and her boyfriend like to do.

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Speaker 3: That's a lie, just like Brooke does with me every

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Speaker 3: Another text says, what's on my mind? I've gained almost

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Speaker 2: First. I'm so glad I had a different resolution than

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I give real.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, keeps you warm.

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Speaker 7: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Keep that going all the way through to December.

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Speaker 7: We believe in you.

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Speaker 3: But keep your text coming in seven, eight, five, nine, two.

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Speaker 3: Tell us what's on your mind. We're going to do

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Speaker 3: laser stories right after this. If you forgot to buy

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Speaker 2: Late, but we got your covered.

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Speaker 1: We're going to save that.

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Speaker 3: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning because you can always

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Speaker 3: watch a video of me getting showered with purple gatorade

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Speaker 3: to pay off from.

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Speaker 2: The big football game in Vegas. You're definitely getting action

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Speaker 2: after we said that.

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Speaker 1: God, if my husband sends that to me, oh.

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Speaker 3: Wow ye, or you don't want to do that, you

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Speaker 3: can always go with option number two and just tell

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Speaker 1: Oh I say that. Try that we're trying to break

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Speaker 2: I'm not just making that up.

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Speaker 3: A new poll ask people about the five main love

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Speaker 4: I just feel like my love language is all of them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would take any isn't that convenient? Every type

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Speaker 3: Number two is physical touch, like gently feeding them a

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Speaker 2: And then dead last is gift giving.

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Speaker 3: Okay, nobody wants that, but hey, if you do need

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Speaker 1: He would be fun.

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Speaker 3: There's a Denny's right next to the Golden Nugget with

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Speaker 2: Might come out.

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Speaker 3: And if that doesn't scream love for you, then we'll

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Speaker 1: I do like the pun, but can we get some

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Speaker 3: Jeffers so many subscribers to it, Brooke, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, men don't make as much money in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Is it a drug drop? They found out people were

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Speaker 9: The WiFi because they was free, so they would sit

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Speaker 2: That's so smart.

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Speaker 3: Still, it was one twenty am and he was not

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Speaker 3: supposed to be there.

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Speaker 10: You know.

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Speaker 3: When the police spotted him, he said, everything's cool because

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Speaker 3: he cleared it with a higher power. First, he told

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Speaker 3: cops he quote checked with christ Ah, who gave him

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Speaker 3: permission to charge his phone at the library.

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Speaker 1: Hey, good on him for having a charging cable.

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Speaker 3: And just to be clear, it doesn't sound like he

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Speaker 3: was talking about a librarian there named christ He was

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Speaker 3: talking about the actual Jesus not that busy. According to

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Speaker 3: the police, Carnell goes by the nickname Cloud, so they

462
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Speaker 3: charged Cloud with criminal trespass.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, that's his connection.

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Speaker 3: Next laser stories out of Canada, there's a middle school

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Speaker 3: teacher named Mario Paran and he was doing something questionable.

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Speaker 2: But I'll let my co host tell me if he

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Speaker 2: crossed the line or not.

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Speaker 3: So if you google Mario's full name, which one of

469
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Speaker 3: the kids in his class did one day, you can

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Speaker 3: find his website that features all of his students art

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Speaker 3: plastered on coffee mugs, mobile phone cases, and clothes.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I thought the going to be the only pans

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Speaker 1: fake page.

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Speaker 3: The problem there is, first of all, the kids didn't

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Speaker 3: know about this, and none of the items that he's

476
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Speaker 3: selling are cheap.

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Speaker 1: Oh and it's not like a school no, it all.

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Speaker 2: Goes to him.

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Speaker 3: A print of the original work will run you one

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Speaker 3: hundred and eighteen.

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Speaker 2: Dollars, say student.

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Speaker 1: Work for that much money.

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Speaker 2: A throw pillow will cost thirty two bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and a mug with the kids art

485
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Speaker 3: will set you back twenty two dollars.

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Speaker 4: While the parents are fairly dumb, we're like, God, I've

487
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Speaker 4: been throwing that stuff in the garden for five years.

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Speaker 3: But Mario did credit the student's name in the title

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Speaker 3: of the pieces. Okay, all student work has the kid's

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Speaker 3: first name followed by.

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Speaker 2: The term creepy portrait.

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Speaker 3: So the Julia's creepy portrait, Curtis's creepy portrait, Charlotte's creepy portrait,

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Speaker 3: and so.

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Speaker 1: On, and so I mean it's better than that. They're

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Speaker 1: all creepy portraits. And it's not just one kid.

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Speaker 2: You know what, a student out.

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Speaker 3: Parents were obviously upset that the teacher was profiting off

498
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Speaker 3: their children without their knowledge, and the school board said

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Speaker 3: an investigation was underway.

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Speaker 1: What do you need to investigate? Like, it's pretty obvious.

501
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Speaker 2: It was to go back see how far this like

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Speaker 2: ry that makes it.

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Speaker 3: As of now, the ninety works are still visible up

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Speaker 3: on his website.

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Speaker 2: You just can't purchase them.

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Speaker 4: Students could really honestly say that they've had their working galleries.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, your model.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No word on how long he's been selling the

509
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Speaker 3: art for, but there are rumors he's made well over

510
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Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars on student projects over the past years.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to sound supportive, but any photographer that

512
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Speaker 8: can find a way to make money is good for you.

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Speaker 1: Any artists, any artists, Yeah, yeah, I know, Brooke.

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Speaker 2: You hang all of your kids art work up in

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Speaker 2: your cubicle over there.

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Speaker 1: Should I start selling it?

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Speaker 2: You should?

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: None of the money goes to them either.

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Speaker 1: All from that, I mean, that's obvious. What are they

521
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Speaker 1: going to do with it?

522
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 3: Maybe the stories out of food news. There isn't a

523
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Speaker 3: lot of innovation in the world of taco shells. There's

524
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 3: hard shells, soft tacos and yeah, that's about.

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00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe hard soft combined.

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00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 2: Well those are Those are two different taco bacon leaves.

527
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Speaker 7: But that takes a while.

528
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,119
Speaker 3: But old El Passo isn't resting on their laurels really.

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Speaker 3: In fact, they say they've come up with something new

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Speaker 3: that you're gonna find in grocery stores everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's the new.

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00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 3: Cinnamon toast crunch dessert taco shells.

533
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Speaker 1: I've never been so excited.

534
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 3: There's similar to the usual taco shells, but they've been

535
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 3: blasted with cinnamon, toast crunches, cynadust.

536
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 7: It looks it's like a churro. It's ice cream.

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00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 2: The question is what do you put in them? Do

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Speaker 2: you put meat in there? Sour cream?

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Speaker 8: I bet you could, bet you could cream berries?

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Speaker 1: Oh, give me a list. Yeah, this is like a

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Speaker 1: tro turned into a taco shell. It's genius.

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Speaker 3: They say, put whatever you want as long as you

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Speaker 3: buy them. Oh okays the taco shells you don't care

544
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Speaker 3: for now they're exclusively available on Walmart dot com for

545
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Speaker 3: around three dollars.

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Speaker 2: Wall supplies last, I want.

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Speaker 7: To try it.

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Speaker 9: Why is it attached to jj watt on this ad?

549
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 9: Isn't that strange with JJ Watt and Justin Jefferson. Hey,

550
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Speaker 9: it's like they have a celebrity endorsement.

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Speaker 2: Well apparently it worked because they're all sold.

552
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 3: Out starting next month. They're also be available popping up

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Speaker 3: at retailers nationwide for a limited amount of time.

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Speaker 7: Going to be a hit. Yeah, I mean this is brilliant.

555
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of celebrity corner corner.

556
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Speaker 3: Keanu Reeves may have the market cornered on WHOA, but

557
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Speaker 3: Owen Wilson is the primary owner and proprietor of.

558
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Speaker 2: Wow Wow, Wow Wow.

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Speaker 1: It's so glad to do.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to think of a movie where he doesn't

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00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 3: say that at least fifteen times in it, and film

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Speaker 3: experts have noticed it, and they say it's paid dividends

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Speaker 3: for him in his career. According to movie Web, Owen

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00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: has done forty seven films and made approximately two hundred

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Speaker 3: and eighteen million dollars from them.

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Speaker 2: Wow Wow Wow Yeah.

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00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 3: He averages around three thousand, five hundred words per film,

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00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: meaning he makes one thousand, three hundred and twenty four

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Speaker 3: dollars per word wow wow.

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Speaker 1: And it's interesting.

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Speaker 9: Wow works with everything. It can be response to anything

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Speaker 9: someone says.

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Speaker 3: So wow accounts for one hundred and two of those words.

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Speaker 1: And he says how much money is that?

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00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 2: Meaning that he.

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00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: Has made over one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: just by saying wow, Wow, Wow, it's incredible.

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00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: How much has this guy made just on his tiny

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Speaker 3: little turtle hiccups?

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Speaker 2: Rough estimates say it's in the millions.

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00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Why do you think he was one of the flags

584
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Speaker 3: in Taylor Swift sweet during the Super Bowl.

585
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 2: Climbing Blake Lively's back. That was him climbing up there.

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00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 7: Not appropriate.

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00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 4: He was helping explain everything Sally means.

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Speaker 2: Lazy story that's come to an end of the day.

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00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it again, same.

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Speaker 5: Time on Friday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know what's worse than going on a nightmare Valentine's date?

592
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 3: Going on half a dozen nightmare Valentine's dates.

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00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: For six straight years. Oh man, don't worry, Brooke.

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00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: We're not talking about your marriage this time. We're talking

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00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: about this happening to two of our listeners who've been

596
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 3: extremely unlucky in finding loved, so they've chosen to take

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00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: a few moments to hop off their Tinder and come

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00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 3: on to our radio show just to share their worst

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Speaker 3: Valentine's Day horror.

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Speaker 2: Stories with all of our listeners.

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Speaker 3: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of Battle of the

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00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 2: We're going to do it. Coming up two Hopeless.

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00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 5: One dating app then dares you does swipe right? The

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00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 5: question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 3: We're all dressed in our angel wings and adult diapers

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00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 3: for a special Valentine's Day edition of Battle of the

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Speaker 3: Tinder Dates where two of our listeners are going to

610
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 3: go head to head to find out whose dating life

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Speaker 3: is the most tragic during the holiday of love. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna explain the rules here in just a second. First,

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00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 3: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner. After she goes

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Speaker 3: on a spicy date, she doesn't shower for a whole week,

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Speaker 3: so they're sent lingers on her clothes.

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Speaker 7: Oh what's that smell?

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Speaker 2: Michelle?

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Speaker 1: You know it's bad if I am even grossed out

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Speaker 1: by Now.

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Speaker 2: We all love in our own ways.

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Speaker 3: And in the other corner, her favorite date night activity

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Speaker 3: is using the public computer with the library to take

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Speaker 3: that steamy BuzzFeed survey on the Internet.

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00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 7: Probably my favorite sound. But you're in the lead already

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00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 7: before the game starts, in my.

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Speaker 1: Opinion, the library that's using the computer.

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Speaker 2: Here's how the game works.

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Speaker 3: One contestant we'll start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 3: dating stories that happened around Valentine's Day. Then the other

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Speaker 3: will try and counter with the nightmare story from Valentine's

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Speaker 3: of their own. We're gonna go back and forth for

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Speaker 3: three rounds, and then afterwards declare a winner.

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Speaker 2: What's that smell? Michelle? Kick us off?

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Speaker 12: So I went to a guys place on Valentine's date.

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Speaker 12: I opened the gifts and it's a bra, but not

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Speaker 12: a new one, you.

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00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 5: Know, not a new one.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean it's not new?

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Speaker 12: He said that his ex had left ear but he

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Speaker 12: thought his about the Yes, about the same five. Oh

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Speaker 12: my gosh, there's more where that came from.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's more.

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00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 12: I earned it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you have to earn it.

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00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: You got to earn the used pair of undies and

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00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: for the matching set.

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00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 12: He said that where it came from.

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00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: Did you keep the bra?

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00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 10: Yes?

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00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 2: You could tell. She didn't want to admit it.

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00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 7: She really does to keep on clothes smell other.

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00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: People it's Nicole. You gotta hit back.

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00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: So funny.

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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 13: All right, So my date came to my house and

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Speaker 13: he texted me that he was here, but he was

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Speaker 13: not at my door. He was outside in my yard

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00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,959
Speaker 13: dressed as a singing stupid imagine just imagine like a

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Speaker 13: man with a beard, belly and a diaper shooting a

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Speaker 13: plastic boat.

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Speaker 14: Like in arrows at me.

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Speaker 11: And I'm like, and he's.

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00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 15: Singing, I'm too sexy for my shirt.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you, marry that man.

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Speaker 13: I laughed, and then I shut my blinds.

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Speaker 3: This is why men should never try here on the

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Speaker 3: round number two, Michelle.

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Speaker 2: Back to you.

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Speaker 12: All right, My day showed up with flowers and a card.

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Speaker 12: But when I started reading it, it didn't really make

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Speaker 12: any kind of sense at all. It was all about

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Speaker 12: like being settled down and raising a family. And that's

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Speaker 12: when I realized he wrote it for his wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, what he gave you the wrong card?

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Speaker 12: So this and I called him out on it, and

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00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 12: he apologized and then he ran back to the car

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Speaker 12: to get the correct card.

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Speaker 2: He did have a card written for you. What a sweetheart?

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Speaker 7: Brow some stuff out.

679
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: It's like some day I would like any other woman's stuff.

680
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 7: All the time.

681
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: All right, Nicole, can you counter?

682
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 15: Yes? Okay.

683
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 13: So my date came over to my place and he

684
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 13: told me that he had like this sweet romantic movie

685
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 13: that we could put on.

686
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 15: It was his wedding video, and.

687
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 13: He kept pointing at himself and saying like, look closely.

688
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 13: I think this is the part where I cried, Oh.

689
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,479
Speaker 1: Is he still married?

690
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 7: You know?

691
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 13: I asked him, and he was like, well, it's a

692
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 13: it's complicated.

693
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 3: There's so many romantic men out there.

694
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 7: That's not the vulnerable moment.

695
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: Here we go, it's our third and final round. We

696
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 3: need your best stories, ladies from Valentine's Michelle, what do

697
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 3: you got?

698
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 2: All right?

699
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 12: So I had a date that invited me over for

700
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 12: dinner at his place, you know, and I assumed he

701
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 12: was making me, like, you know, a nice romantic meal,

702
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 12: you know. And it turned out that he lived with

703
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 12: his parents and his dad was actually the one that

704
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 12: was cooking for his mom already up like they just

705
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 12: got out an extra table setting and pulled out a

706
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 12: chair and the four of us sat down for romantic

707
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 12: candle and his dad, his dad kept joking like he

708
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 12: was gonna get lucky for the night.

709
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 3: Oh was he right, yeah, never mind less, go to

710
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 3: our last one.

711
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 2: With the cole.

712
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 7: Here we go.

713
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 13: So I had a date with a guy and at

714
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 13: the end of the night he went to his car

715
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 13: to give me a stuffed animal because he remembered I said.

716
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 15: That I like them a lot.

717
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,479
Speaker 14: When he gave it to me, I.

718
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 13: Started freaking out because it was literally a stuffed.

719
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 15: Animal that was once alive.

720
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: Yes it was.

721
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 13: It was a squirrel carcass on a stand and he

722
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 13: was super proud of it. It's just it's just that

723
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 13: he was into taxi dermy oh god.

724
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: It was giving so funny. You could make it like

725
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: do little things like a little squirrel going.

726
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 7: Hometown. Those are all the stuff.

727
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 3: That's the final belt means match is over, Judges, let's

728
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: score this real quick.

729
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 2: Alexis, who do you want to win?

730
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Nicole for the wedding.

731
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: Video guy, that's one for update on the pole, Nicole.

732
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to Michelle with a parent candle at dinner.

733
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with Michelle.

734
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 3: Congratulations Michelle.

735
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 2: The history Valentine's.

736
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 9: Day though, yeah yeah, wait till the fifteenth, just put on.

737
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: And that was Battle of Tender Days. Valentine's edition. Your

738
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: phone tap is coming up right.

739
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 5: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it's time.

740
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: For a phone tap.

741
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 3: And today, since it's Valentines, we want to do something

742
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 3: special to celebrate the holiday.

743
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.

744
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 3: That's why we're calling an upscale day spa to try

745
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 3: and book a last minute reservation. But it's not just

746
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: for anybody. This one's for a character that Jose plays.

747
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: His name's Tic Tac and he's probably not the usual

748
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 3: type of clientele. This parler business is used to getting.

749
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 7: No, i'd say.

750
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 3: No, you'll see how it goes.

751
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: And your phone tap right now the twenty.

752
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 15: Thanks for calling me, Body and Suz. This is Jenna.

753
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 5: Hey.

754
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 7: Is this the massage place?

755
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 15: Yes, we do offer massages. Would you like to book

756
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 15: an appointment?

757
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 14: Yeah?

758
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 7: I did just get booked.

759
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: How did you know?

760
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 7: That's crazy? But I'm out now.

761
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 8: No, I'm out now, So I'd like a massage or whatever.

762
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 15: Okay, Can I get a name?

763
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, my name is Hector, but my homies called me Tick.

764
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 15: It's nice to meet you, Hector.

765
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 8: No, no, you can call me Tik Tak your worth.

766
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 8: You don't seem like a snitch. I can already tell

767
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 8: you know what I'm saying.

768
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 15: Okay, ticktack. Is there a day or time that you're

769
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 15: looking at for your massage?

770
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 8: Well, I probably should mention at this point, like it's

771
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 8: actually a couple's massage for Valentine's. Do you have an

772
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 8: anything available?

773
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 15: We do have an afternoon opening a couple of days

774
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 15: from now. Okay, I just need the name of the

775
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 15: other person.

776
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 8: Well, his name is Blake. But like, don't get the

777
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 8: wrong idea, you know what I'm saying. He's like, we're

778
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 8: not together.

779
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 7: He's just my PO.

780
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 8: Okay, he stands for parole officer.

781
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 15: That's a little unusual, but we can accommodate.

782
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 8: Actually not in my situation because like anytime I leave

783
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 8: my driveway or my front door, he's got to be

784
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 8: around or like know where I am. So I thought

785
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 8: for Valentine's I want to do something special, so he's

786
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 8: kind of got to be there with me. Oh uh, okay, listen, lady, Hey,

787
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 8: can I tell you what I like.

788
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 7: For my massage?

789
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 15: Well, you'd actually be telling the person who's giving the massage.

790
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 15: I'm just the person who does the appointment.

791
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, maybe you can answer some questions.

792
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 8: First off, do you guys, it's got that one flower

793
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 8: smell like it it's like lavender or something.

794
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 15: You can request whatever kind of sense that you want.

795
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 8: Oh oh yeah, man, I love that. Man, put it

796
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 8: all over my chest and my legs or whatever. Man,

797
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 8: I want to smell like the arrangement of my cousin's kisa.

798
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 15: And yeah, you know, we can definitely put down on

799
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 15: your file that you want lavender shirt.

800
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: Nice.

801
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 7: Okay.

802
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 8: Also, I know some massage places like you to keep

803
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,720
Speaker 8: the lights low for the mood, like dam or whatever.

804
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 8: But can you put them on high, like the lights

805
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 8: all the way on? You know?

806
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,760
Speaker 2: Uh?

807
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 15: I can ask, well, like I don't.

808
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 8: I don't trust very easily, you know what I'm saying.

809
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 8: So like I want to make sure that any point

810
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 8: I can just look in their eyes while they're rubbing

811
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 8: me down and make sure I have contact, you know,

812
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 8: so they don't try any funny business or whatever.

813
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 15: It's just that this is getting a little like it's.

814
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 8: Hard because I see that there's like a table and

815
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 8: it makes me face down to the floor, Like I

816
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 8: don't turn my back to anybody anymore.

817
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 15: Okay, well we can we can put that on your

818
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 15: file too.

819
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 8: Oh man, that's crazy because I have a really big file.

820
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 8: I didn't know that transferred.

821
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 15: Oh no, no, no, no no no. When when you called,

822
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 15: I started a file for you so that we know

823
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 15: your likes and dislikes and you know any special reflects

824
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 15: you have.

825
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 8: Okay, because at first you said book and then you

826
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 8: said file now, so I'm thinking you like.

827
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 15: Got my file and no, we have any access to

828
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 15: any other file. It's just just for the office filing.

829
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 8: I'm sorry to interrupt you, but like I just remembered,

830
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 8: I know you guys have lockers, but do you have

831
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 8: like metal detectors?

832
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 15: No?

833
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 7: Oh good, okay, this.

834
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 8: Is perfect actually, man, So like, no way, no one's

835
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 8: gonna like frisk me or.

836
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 15: Something, right, nobody's going to frisk you.

837
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 5: But okay, I just.

838
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 15: Want to be clear that you can't bring any weapons

839
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 15: or sharp objects into the SPA.

840
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 8: And it's okay, man, it's totally cool because I told

841
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 8: you before my p oh man, he's.

842
00:39:59,000 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: Gonna be there.

843
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 15: Yes, it doesn't matter who's with you, sir. You know

844
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 15: what you know what, ticta. I'm gonna have to speak

845
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 15: with my manager and get your manager.

846
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 13: Deandra, Yes it is.

847
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 15: How did you know that Oh, that's.

848
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 8: Kind of weird because like, first off, I kissed her

849
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 8: on the mouth, and like second off, she's the one

850
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 8: who set you up for this prank phone call.

851
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 15: Wait she did what?

852
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, my my name's actually Jose from the radio show

853
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 8: Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a

854
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 8: phone tap on you.

855
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 7: Right now, are you?

856
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: She says, you've been doing.

857
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 8: Such a great job and she wanted me to tell

858
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 8: you this and this is not a joke, but you

859
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 8: are getting a raise.

860
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 15: I'm getting a raise.

861
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 2: Yes, sure, really.

862
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 7: I'm serious. I'm serious, the only truth I've told this

863
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 7: whole time.

864
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 14: Yay, it's the weirdest.

865
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: Way to tell me.

866
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 8: Actually, now that you mentioned and my buddy Shoeley in

867
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 8: his bile, they need a massage to I mean, if

868
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 8: you could book it down.

869
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 5: The week up every morning was fu taps weekday mornings

870
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 5: on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

871
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, did you guys hear that? That's not just

872
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 3: any hard that's Cupid playing his emergency Hard plays that

873
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 3: when he's in trouble he needs help with a Valentines emergency.

874
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: One of our.

875
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: Listeners met up with a guy on Valentine's Weekend, and

876
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: even though they both ended up getting kicked out of

877
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 3: the restaurant, she said it's one of the best, most

878
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 3: memorable first meetup she's ever had.

879
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: Actually can remember it. That's a good sign so far.

880
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 3: The bad sign is he's not calling her back afterwards hard.

881
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: So we're gonna find out what happened and help cup it.

882
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 2: Valentine second date up date right after this second date

883
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 2: up date.

884
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 3: Sometimes it takes a bold move to make a first

885
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 3: date really stand out. Oh okay, what that means going

886
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: in for the kiss right when you meet your parents

887
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 3: along with you, or giving them your car at the

888
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 3: end of the night.

889
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: It's a little thank you gift for meeting up.

890
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: He signed the title over to you.

891
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: Sound Another bold move is to have your first date

892
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: during the most romantic holiday of the year, Valentines. That's

893
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 3: what happened for one of our listeners, Melissa, who now

894
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 3: needs our help on Valentine's Day.

895
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 2: So, Melissa, welcome to the show.

896
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm so curious who would ask you out on

897
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 4: a first date around this time?

898
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 11: Oh well it was this guy'man online Actually all right,

899
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 11: he's gonna.

900
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 8: Sound silly, did he in any way, say I don't

901
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 8: like you like that.

902
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 4: See, I feel like he probably just forgot that it

903
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 4: was the holiday.

904
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 7: I mean, he's a that's a classic.

905
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: Guying a lot of like complicated question. Let's start with

906
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 3: an easy one. Does he have a name there?

907
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 7: It is?

908
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: Yes, his name is John.

909
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 3: Tell Us about tell Us, about easy John.

910
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 14: He's really nice, he's so cute.

911
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

912
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 11: I just thought it was like a perfect gentleman.

913
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: Oh really, what did he do that was so gentlemanly?

914
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 11: Okay, Well, he definitely knew that it was Valentine's weekend

915
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 11: and he went above and beyond. Oh, booked this really

916
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 11: nice restaurant.

917
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: So he didn't shy away from it.

918
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 3: He was like, I want to take you on a

919
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: Valentine's date on Valentine's weekend, proper totally.

920
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, So how did it go?

921
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 11: Well, so we get to the restaurant, really nice, but

922
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 11: it is so busy.

923
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: Oh did he have reservations?

924
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 6: Yes?

925
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 11: He made a reservation?

926
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, wow, man, a nice restaurant like reservations on

927
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,759
Speaker 3: Valentine's weekend. It's very romantic, but it could put a

928
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: lot of pressure on both of them going into that day.

929
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 3: Did you feel that pressure energy at all?

930
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 11: I felt pressure going into it, but then once I

931
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 11: got there, he made me so comfortable.

932
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Oh we did.

933
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was it like? Did you have a good

934
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 2: time with him?

935
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 11: I had a good time, Like no, no, no, I

936
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 11: really liked Tip. It was just that the atmosphere was

937
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 11: so insane and hectic, Like we get set our table,

938
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 11: we got our orders in, our food comes out, and

939
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 11: we noticed there's only one fork, Like the waiter's so busy,

940
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,280
Speaker 11: we never bring in another fork, Like, okay, I guess

941
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 11: we share it?

942
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you share it?

943
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 11: We tried to share the fork, but that just like

944
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 11: took too long because then each person.

945
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 14: Was just waiting for the other person's take up.

946
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 3: Seriously, you would take a bite from the fork and

947
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 3: then you'd pass the fork over to John, and then

948
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: he would take a bite from his meal.

949
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 7: Well, you can't make it like wait for one to finish.

950
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 7: The other person's gonna get cold.

951
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: He's a real gentleman, he'd wait for it. Gentlemen.

952
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 4: He just go in the back like I do and

953
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 4: steal a fork station.

954
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 2: I mean, all the joking aside.

955
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 3: Isn't that like a weird way to go about your

956
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 3: first date sharing utensils.

957
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 14: Yes, but it was like sort of we had a

958
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 14: laugh about it.

959
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 10: I pitched over to a spoon.

960
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 11: It kind of makes it a little bit and made

961
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 11: it low stakes because we were like, this is crazy, right.

962
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: So he cut up your meat for you and then

963
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: you spooned it into your mouth.

964
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 3: All right, let's get past the fork sharing. What what

965
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 3: other highlights happened during your restaurant date?

966
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 11: Okay, so this is where it got a little bit weird.

967
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: Oh weirder.

968
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 11: We're finishing up our main course, and then the host

969
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 11: of the restaurant comes over and ask if he could

970
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 11: speak to John, like away from the table.

971
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: That's weird.

972
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 11: John goes over, has this long conversation. I could see

973
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 11: them talking. It looks like a little bit heated.

974
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 10: I couldn't hear what.

975
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: It's a little animated.

976
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 11: It lasted like five minutes.

977
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 15: It's kind of long for you.

978
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 2: Is the host a male or a female?

979
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 12: A guy?

980
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 2: Okay? I was wondering if it maybe was an X

981
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 2: or something ANX.

982
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: So what happened?

983
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 11: Well, okay, so when John comes back from the conversation,

984
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 11: he was like really upset and he was like, screw this,

985
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 11: We're leaving. The host chases after and is like you

986
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 11: still have to pay.

987
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 14: Like, I'm in the middle of it. I'm confused, Like,

988
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 14: what is happening?

989
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like they're being kicked out of the restaurant,

990
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 3: not dashing you.

991
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 7: Have to pay, kicking me out of a restaurant.

992
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 2: I'm not paying either, Yeah, what happened?

993
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 11: Well John told me to go out and like wait

994
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 11: in the car and that he would deal with it,

995
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 11: and he pays. He settles up.

996
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 6: Okay.

997
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 11: When we're on the car at home, I'm asking, like,

998
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 11: what just happened?

999
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 10: Crazy?

1000
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 11: Apparently the host told John that we were taking too

1001
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 11: long for our meal and there was an hour limit.

1002
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 7: Oh they sometimes?

1003
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: Ye didn't John say?

1004
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:16,919
Speaker 3: It only took so long because we had to share

1005
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,840
Speaker 3: one fork, passing it back and forth.

1006
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 11: Probably that was probably, I mean, and I was supportive.

1007
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 11: John was like really upset about it, and I was like,

1008
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 11: I'm but too, that's ridiculous.

1009
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 7: Time on your day.

1010
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 2: Well that sucks.

1011
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 3: That puts like definitely a sour taste at the very

1012
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 3: end of the day. Were you able to end it

1013
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 3: on a happy note?

1014
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 11: Yeah? I mean, I he took me home again. He

1015
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 11: was a perfect gentleman walking to the door said he

1016
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 11: would call.

1017
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 14: We should do it again.

1018
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 11: Really, so he apologized for the restaurant thing, even though

1019
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 11: I could tell he was still sort of heated by

1020
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 11: it and it wasn't his fault.

1021
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, so you haven't heard anything from him

1022
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 4: since this weekend?

1023
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 1: No, does that feel like? I don't know. Maybe he's busy.

1024
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: It's weird to do a whole Valentine's Day date and

1025
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: then not text on Valentine.

1026
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, all that build up and nothing embarrassed.

1027
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 3: Or maybe he only has one cell phone that he

1028
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 3: shares with his roommate back and forth, and so his

1029
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: roommate has the.

1030
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: Cell phone this week. Yeah, so I don't know.

1031
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: There must be an explanation. We're gonna call the number

1032
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 3: that you gave us, hopefully it's John, and we'll try

1033
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 3: and get to your second date update right after this.

1034
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, hold on.

1035
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 3: Second date update two meals one spoon should be the

1036
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: title of our second date today.

1037
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: You still shouldn't look that up on the internet.

1038
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: Well, because our listener Melissa went on a Valentine's date

1039
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 3: on the busiest weekend of the year, with couples packed

1040
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 3: into nice restaurants.

1041
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 2: Their waiter was too busy to give them another fork.

1042
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, so I said fork before, But so they just

1043
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 3: shared one, which it's a little awkward to do on

1044
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 3: a first date.

1045
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: And for a long meal.

1046
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it does sound like it helped break the

1047
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 3: tension of having a pressure filled first date on a holiday, like.

1048
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 7: They actually got to taste each other's food.

1049
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1050
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 3: The weird part though, was when the host came over

1051
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: to the table during dinner, pulled her date John aside,

1052
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 3: and they got into a heated conversation which Melissa couldn't

1053
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 3: hear all of it led to John saying, though, screw it,

1054
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 3: We're gonna leave.

1055
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: Dude. They basically got kicked out of the restaurant.

1056
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 2: It's super often.

1057
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of questions about that, but apparently they

1058
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 3: were there for too long and the restaurant was trying

1059
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 3: to turn as many tables as they could that night.

1060
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so rude.

1061
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,280
Speaker 3: So yeah, almost ended in disaster. I mean it did, Melissa?

1062
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 2: Do you think?

1063
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe John's just embarrassed that that situation happened on

1064
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: the first date.

1065
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 14: Maybe I was also I was trying to think if

1066
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 14: anything else weird happened and I do remember that he

1067
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 14: wanted to get to the restaurant early and I was

1068
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 14: like a little bit late getting ready.

1069
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: Oh and he get you up right like you guys

1070
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: were in the same car.

1071
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, he picked me up. Okay, too late.

1072
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 3: Oh so you're part of the reason that maybe the reservation.

1073
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: Yep, yep got shifted.

1074
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but.

1075
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 3: If they only have you blocked out for like an

1076
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 3: hour of eating and you arrived twenty minutes after your hour,

1077
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 3: like they might run.

1078
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Have you ever dated a woman like, are we ever

1079
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: on time?

1080
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, oh, you should pat it into

1081
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 4: the reservation.

1082
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,479
Speaker 3: I don't know how I'm apologizing for this, but yeah,

1083
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

1084
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 9: Thank you.

1085
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 8: Before you even get a kay, I would put myself

1086
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 8: in choose. I don't think I would want to call

1087
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 8: her back to really so embarrassed. You have all these expectations,

1088
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 8: and now you're never gonna You're always gonna remember the

1089
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 8: first day, yelling, storming out.

1090
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 7: Of the restaurant.

1091
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna save this valan.

1092
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see if he is embarrassed, we're gonna

1093
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: save it, or we're gonna blame John for not understanding

1094
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 3: what women are really There is there.

1095
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 7: Will make him say I'm sorry right when he gets

1096
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 7: on the phone.

1097
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: It felt good when you said.

1098
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: Do you feel good about that? Melissa?

1099
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just want to answer.

1100
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 3: All right, let's get those I'm a dial his number

1101
00:50:56,719 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 3: right now here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for John.

1102
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 3: This is John and John Maya. My name is jeff

1103
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 3: from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, John,

1104
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: sorry for how seductively my host tried to.

1105
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: Say that to you. But John, it is Valentine's Day

1106
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: after all, Dear John.

1107
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 16: Okay, John, it's just a Yeah, we're kind of a

1108
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 16: wacky fun show and we do this wacky segment called

1109
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 16: second Date Update.

1110
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: Okay, and we're.

1111
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 3: Trying to help one of our listeners get back in

1112
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 3: touch with you after you went on a date with

1113
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 3: her named Melissa oh Man.

1114
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard, we heard.

1115
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 4: Was I thought bold move on your part for going

1116
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 4: on a first date on Valentine's Day weekend and like

1117
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 4: leaning into it.

1118
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big deal. Dude.

1119
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 10: Melissa called you.

1120
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, she emailed us and we reached out to her

1121
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 3: to find out about how you two met and what

1122
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 3: you guys did on your date.

1123
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 2: So we have a few of the details.

1124
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 3: The information we're looking to get from you, though, is

1125
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 3: why you're not reaching out to her after the date.

1126
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 2: She says, it's been a few days and got nothing.

1127
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 10: Oh, man, because this is very embarrassing. You know, I

1128
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 10: want to call her, and I know, I know I

1129
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 10: need to call her, but I've just been putting it

1130
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 10: off because it's such an uncomfortable conversation.

1131
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 2: You weren't physically attracted to her, No, no, you it

1132
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: was a bad guess. Sorry, I get three bad guesses.

1133
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 2: We all get three bad guesses. That's my first strike.

1134
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: What were you embarrassed about?

1135
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 11: So?

1136
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 10: I was really nervous about the date, and so I

1137
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 10: really wanted it to be a good experience for her.

1138
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 10: But I waited too long to get reservations, and there

1139
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:06,479
Speaker 10: was no restaurants open you know that had anything open

1140
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 10: for me.

1141
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 4: Wait, she said that you had reservations and that you

1142
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 4: guys went to this fancy restaurant.

1143
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1144
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, Well I might have done something a little weird

1145
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 10: what I don't know if she told you. But so

1146
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 10: at the restaurant the way put me aside. Yeah, I

1147
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 10: had like a he had like a little conversation with me.

1148
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 3: Yes, she was mentioning that it got kind of heated

1149
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 3: between you and the host, but she couldn't hear what

1150
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 3: was happening.

1151
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 10: Yeah, So basically what happened was the host he pulled

1152
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 10: me aside and he was like, are you John? And uh,

1153
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 10: you know, I told him that I was okay. But

1154
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 10: so what happened was the actual John showed up.

1155
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait what you took someone else's reservation that

1156
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 4: was also named John?

1157
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1158
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 10: I did.

1159
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: How did you know there was another John there?

1160
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1161
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: Did you just go table for two for John?

1162
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 2: What about Tom?

1163
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 7: What about Sarah?

1164
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 5: I met Kurt?

1165
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 2: How did this happen?

1166
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 10: So the day before, me and my friend went to

1167
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 10: the restaurant and I told him to distract the host

1168
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 10: and I went up to the reservation book and I

1169
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 10: looked for another reservation.

1170
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 7: John's brilliant.

1171
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: And like it's such a generic name.

1172
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, I.

1173
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 4: Can't tell if I'm flattered that you put you You

1174
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 4: put energy to making sure you had a table.

1175
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: Seriously, And it.

1176
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 3: Makes sense because Melissa was saying you wanted to get

1177
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 3: there early and she was running late.

1178
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 10: Yeah, I thought I could sneak it in there, you know.

1179
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 8: Oh god, Okay, hold on the server and me has

1180
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 8: to ask was John the table for one? Which is

1181
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,240
Speaker 8: why there was only one set of silverware on the table?

1182
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right, figured it out.

1183
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 4: Okay, Well you should have just asked John to join you.

1184
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,479
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1185
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you've been waiting to tell Melissa this.

1186
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1187
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 10: I guess that's just too embarrassed to let her know.

1188
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 10: I had a great time on the day with her,

1189
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 10: but I just was so ashamed of myself.

1190
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 2: I guess.

1191
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 4: I think it's kind of fun I think that she's

1192
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 4: gonna think it's funny.

1193
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 3: All the women think that it's great that you took

1194
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 3: someone else's reservation and stole it from another honest man.

1195
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 2: But that's okay.

1196
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 3: I wonder sure, I wonder how Melissa would feel about

1197
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 3: that though.

1198
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 2: Who actually is on the other line listening to this conversation?

1199
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 10: Dude, are you kidding me?

1200
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 2: I'm serious. Yeah, I think she's still there, Melissa? You there?

1201
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 14: Yeah, curious that's what happened.

1202
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Hey Melissa, why wouldn't.

1203
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 5: You just tell it?

1204
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 12: Why did you have to make it make.

1205
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 14: A thing like you made a reservation?

1206
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 11: We could have gone anywhere.

1207
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 10: I know, we just we clicked so well, and I

1208
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 10: just wanted to make it special, and you know, I

1209
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 10: just I guess I like you a lot.

1210
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 3: And when you're starting to vibe with someone online, you

1211
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 3: don't want to lose that momentum and let it go

1212
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 3: like two three weeks till the actual date exactly. You

1213
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 3: got to get face to face as soon as possible

1214
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 3: to sounds so understanding.

1215
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: You sound good, right?

1216
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 14: I mean, I guess I do. See how much he

1217
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 14: likes me to go through all that trouble.

1218
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,280
Speaker 11: That is kind of sleet, yeah.

1219
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: But also kind of sketch.

1220
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 4: That he wasn't going to pay the restaurant bill they

1221
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 4: were leaving to remember that I.

1222
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 10: Was going to pay it, but I just didn't want

1223
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 10: to get busted in front of her, so I just

1224
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 10: had to get out of it.

1225
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: How to get her out?

1226
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 2: That's sweet.

1227
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 3: If he commits crimes or makes mistakes, he won't involve

1228
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 3: you in them.

1229
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,879
Speaker 1: See that's chivalry. You say it's dead and it's not just.

1230
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 3: I promise every man should make so because of that,

1231
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 3: I feel the ViBe's going on here. We'd like to

1232
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 3: send you guys out on another date, Melissa that we

1233
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:02,400
Speaker 3: would pay for.

1234
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: We can't get reservations for tonight.

1235
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, and I promised two forks at the table,

1236
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 3: you get your own utensils.

1237
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 2: What do you think, Melissa, You know.

1238
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 14: That is weird that that was happening, and I had

1239
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 14: no idea, but I do think that it is. It's

1240
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 14: actually kind of really nice that you were like freaking

1241
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 14: out so much about it and put all that effort in.

1242
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 14: So yes, I would like to go on another date.

1243
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: Love is real.

1244
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 2: Look at that.

1245
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 3: If you are a little bit dishonest on a first

1246
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 3: date and then admit to your dishonesty later on, but

1247
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 3: it's all in the name of love.

1248
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: Jeffy, Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

1249
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: As long as you say that. You don't have to

1250
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 2: actually believe you.

1251
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: Just say that it's for love and we can get

1252
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 3: you a successful relationship. Congratulations guys, Thanks Salid.

1253
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: Time's day.

1254
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 2: It's brooking and Jeffrey in the morning.

1255
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 5: Brooking, Jeffrey in the morning.

1256
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 2: Well, it's official.

1257
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 3: The hot new first date move is stealing so someone

1258
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 3: else's reservation and claiming it for yourself.

1259
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: It's romantic.

1260
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 7: Still effort is I mean?

1261
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 3: Brook, if you found out that your husband Michael did

1262
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 3: that for your Valentine State and.

1263
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 2: Stole some other couple's table, would you.

1264
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 3: Would your reaction be all, Michael, you're so conniving and

1265
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 3: manipulative and sweet, I love you.

1266
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I would be impressed.

1267
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 16: I am not even lying out an effort.

1268
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 4: We got into a fight over how he hadn't planned

1269
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 4: anything and so he did finally play on something right.

1270
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 3: Well, whatever, I just find someone with a generic name

1271
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 3: like Michael at a reservation somewhere.

1272
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: Could be I had a great date on Saturday night.

1273
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 7: There's like five man Michael Fox.

1274
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 4: Yes.

1275
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 3: Well, the lesson that we're learning is it's okay to

1276
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 3: be dishonest on a first date, as long as it's

1277
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 3: for a good reason or to possibly get some.

1278
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 1: Action benefits from it.

1279
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 9: On top of everybody with I'm so excited for that.

1280
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: I was excited for a couple of a long time.

1281
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 3: I feel bad for the original John guy whose reservation

1282
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 3: got stolen, but.

1283
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: I feel bad that he was eaten by himself on

1284
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day weekend.

1285
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 8: You know, yeah, anyway he shows up, of course someone already.

1286
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 3: We promise not to pile on to you, though. If

1287
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 3: you need some help with your dating life, email the show.

1288
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and

1289
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 3: find all of our second Day podcast where you get

1290
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 3: yours approoken.

1291
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 5: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1292
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 3: We've got a brand new player today named Caleb, the

1293
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 3: pharmacy tech, who told our producer that this Valentine's Day

1294
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: he is single and lonely. O. So, Caleb, we just

1295
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 3: want to know if you were interested in somebody, what's

1296
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 3: your type because on the producer's notes it just says

1297
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 3: he likes some busty with crooked eyes.

1298
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 2: Is that a typo? Or would you like to confirm that?

1299
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 16: Okay, the one doesn't sound like you've given.

1300
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 7: Up at all.

1301
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 3: You have crooked eyes and you'd like to go out

1302
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: with Caleb text in seven eighty five nine two and

1303
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 3: will hook idiot?

1304
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 4: Is it like the eyeballs are looking different ways or

1305
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 4: we're talking like different like where the eye sits on

1306
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 4: the face is different?

1307
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 2: Good question. Do you have a preference?

1308
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 11: Caleb?

1309
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 2: There some eye something.

1310
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 7: There and they can be crossed. Caleb is still about.

1311
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: It's not a real sweet talker.

1312
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry to turn you on too much, Caleb.

1313
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 3: We're gonna send Brook out of the studio before it

1314
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 3: gets too hot in here, and let's go over the rules.

1315
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as you can.

1316
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1317
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1318
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 2: you ready?

1319
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 10: I am all right.

1320
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: Just a reminder, since it's Valentine's Day, all of the

1321
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 3: questions are gonna have something to do with the holiday.

1322
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 3: So here we go. Your time starts now. Today is

1323
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. How many calories are in a glass of

1324
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: champagne more or less than one hundred when dining out

1325
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 3: on V Day? What type of cuisine do Americans prefer.

1326
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 2: The most Italian?

1327
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 3: What popular video sharing website launched on V Day in

1328
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 3: two thousand and five.

1329
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 2: After Rose.

1330
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 3: What's the second most googled flower on Valentine's Day because

1331
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 3: it was believed to have aphrodisiac qualities. What fruit is

1332
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 3: known as the love apple? What state produces the most

1333
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 3: red roses?

1334
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 10: California?

1335
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 3: Good work, Caleb, all right? Answers are in Brooks coming

1336
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And I know that you're not

1337
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 3: currently spoken for, But if you did have a special somebody,

1338
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 3: how would you like to celebrate Valentine's Day?

1339
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 10: I have a nice gift card to a steak house

1340
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 10: let's got a let's go steak gift cards?

1341
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: Are you giving her the gift card to just take

1342
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: herself or do you need to go to.

1343
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 15: I'll go cha.

1344
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: Okay, well if you're just gonna give it to me

1345
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,439
Speaker 1: in his date.

1346
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 2: But Caleb, you are quite the romance day. Yeah, and

1347
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 2: he's humble too.

1348
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: Funny guy.

1349
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 3: All right, Brook, it's your turn, and because it's Valentine's Day,

1350
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: all of the questions will be Valentine's theme.

1351
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:21,840
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

1352
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: Well, see if you.

1353
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 3: Can answer some questions about it. Your time starts now.

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01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 3: Today is Valentine's Day. How many calories are in a

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01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: glass of champagne? More or less than one hundred? Oh,

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01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 3: it's probably more When dining out on V Day? What

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01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 3: type of cuisine do Americans prefer the most Italian? What

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01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 3: popular video sharing website launched on V Day in two

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01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 3: thousand and five, YouTube after Rose. What's the second most

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01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 3: googled flower on Valentine's because it was believed to have

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01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 3: aphrodisiac qualities. What fruit is known as the love apple strawberry?

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01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 3: What state produces the most red roses?

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Speaker 1: Interesting in California.

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Speaker 2: This is a good game.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the scoreboard to see how you

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01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 3: boll did with Jose. It's better to have loved and

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01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 3: lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly

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Speaker 3: shameful pornography.

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Speaker 4: Caleb, you got to correct today, Oh Caleb, the King

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Speaker 4: of hearts.

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Speaker 8: Yes, and Brook you got three.

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Speaker 1: I did not get anything today.

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01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: Not true.

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Speaker 3: We do have something for you at the end here.

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Speaker 3: But let's go over the answers real quick. It's Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 3: How many calories are in a glass of champagne? It's

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01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: less calories than one hundred drink.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should see how big my glass is.

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01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 2: That's true, only drinks out of judge.

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Speaker 3: So when dining out on V Day, Americans prefer Italian

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Speaker 3: cuisine above all else.

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Speaker 2: French food is second at thirteen percent.

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01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,600
Speaker 3: The popular video sharing website that launched on Valentine's in

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01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 3: two thousand and five was YouTube. Three former PayPal employees

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01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:04,760
Speaker 3: actually created it. After roses, the second most googled flower

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Speaker 3: is irises.

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Speaker 1: On Valentine's Interesting, they're beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I love iris, And third are lilies because.

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Speaker 1: It's usually a death flower.

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Speaker 2: Guys don't know that. Men just think flowers are flows.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I wouldn't go with lilies, guys.

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Speaker 3: Because it was believed to have afrodisiac qualities. The fruit

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01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 3: known as the love apple is the tomato, which, yes.

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Speaker 2: It is a fruit.

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Speaker 1: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: All I know is the state that produces the most

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01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 3: red roses is California to love States. So Caleb, unfortunately

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Speaker 3: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. But just we're playing,

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Speaker 3: you do win a twenty five dollars Disney gift card,

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Speaker 3: valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in

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01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 3: the Disney store.

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Speaker 1: O there you go. Yeah, how are you gonna treat

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Speaker 1: yourself tonight? My man?

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Speaker 10: I was gonna say I was gonna go to the steak house.

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Speaker 10: I guess he's a twenty five dollars gift cards too

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Speaker 10: after that.

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Speaker 3: And then use the twenty five dollars Disney gift card

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Speaker 3: to buy you something really nice for yourself.

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Speaker 11: Yeah for the crooked eyed girl.

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Speaker 3: Okay, crookedile girl, Thank you for playing man. We'll be

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Speaker 3: back to do wind Brooks book same time tomorrow

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.