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Speaker 1: My girl, what's you is the right number? It's the

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Speaker 1: loser line.

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Speaker 2: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 2: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 2: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 2: and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 3: If I am with the thoplight, I turn red every

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Speaker 3: time you pass by. Just something I could stare at

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Speaker 3: you a little longer. God, you smell great too? Is

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Speaker 3: that Victoria secret?

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Speaker 4: Mini?

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Speaker 2: Mythed after he says that, do not tell him that

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Speaker 2: he creeps you out more than your weird uncle with

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Speaker 2: his dead parrot collection. Instead, just give him the number

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Speaker 2: of the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 2: voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like

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Speaker 2: this one.

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Speaker 5: Ah voicemail. Okay, great, Well, let me just tell you

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Speaker 5: that that's not working for me. I was pretty clear

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Speaker 5: when we talked that I'm really busy and my time

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Speaker 5: is extremely valuable. I thought she kind of understood that.

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Speaker 5: So when I said I was going to call, I

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Speaker 5: just assumed that you would answer. No idea. Why you're

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Speaker 5: not You're doing your nails or playing with cats or

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Speaker 5: talking to girlfriends or whatever.

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Speaker 6: But it's not cool.

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Speaker 5: That's a shame. We're gonna be done before we even

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Speaker 5: really got started. So yeah, I don't know what else

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Speaker 5: to say. Hope your nails look good or whatever. I'm out.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I never talked about girl in his head. It's

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Speaker 2: all stereotyped. I don't get why women are always like

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Speaker 2: I can't find a nice guy.

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Speaker 1: Like I said.

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Speaker 2: He even complimented you. Yeah, you guys think when I'm thinking.

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Speaker 2: One Democrat right there, guy leans hard to the left.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 7: I don't know anything about Polly.

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Speaker 6: Oh you doing. Ah, it's nice meeting you and uh,

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Speaker 6: I hope, h we can make some time we walk

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Speaker 6: and talk. Get know you better? Uh call me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, next message.

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Speaker 2: I'm hot after listening to that good lord.

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Speaker 7: Like someone like across the room.

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Speaker 2: They were learning English, but they sounded like they spoken No.

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Speaker 4: I think it's those people.

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Speaker 7: Have you ever had conversations with people where they put

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Speaker 7: pauses in weird places in the sentence.

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Speaker 2: For dramatic effects like Obama did? But it's wrong. You

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Speaker 2: keep bringing politics, saying it all checks out right now?

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Speaker 1: What is you on?

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Speaker 6: Did you spend the weekend bringing some news network or something.

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Speaker 2: I just think it sounds like someone might have been

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Speaker 2: a little bit nervous or he can't speak that well.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, if you want to watch video

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Speaker 2: of some other people who have a hard time getting

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Speaker 2: out simple sentences, head on over to our TikTok at

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey and you'll see it for yourself. I

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Speaker 2: don't understand what you're doing. They're not even tongue twisters

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Speaker 2: that we do. It's super easy words that most people

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Speaker 2: could say in their sleep, but we can't put them together.

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Speaker 2: So laugh with us or at us at Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey on TikTok. Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hi, it was so great talking to you

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Speaker 7: last night. And I that you love cats, so you

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Speaker 7: should come over to my house this weekend and meet

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Speaker 7: my cat like they're the best. And they're all named

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Speaker 7: after my favorite shows. We have Phoebe Ross, Chandler, Joey,

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Speaker 7: Rachel and Monica, and then we have Uncle Jesse and

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Speaker 7: Joey number two because I know that's like, okay, it's

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Speaker 7: like a lot, but there's Tribiani and Gladstone in this

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Speaker 7: one's Gladstone. Number two is Gladstone, and then there's Michelle

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Speaker 7: and Stephanie, and there was a Danny but he died,

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Speaker 7: which is like really sad, kind of like a real guy,

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Speaker 7: but like fitting in a weird way.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, but like I don't know.

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Speaker 7: We love Danny. Miss him anyway, call me and you

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Speaker 7: can come over and meet the.

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Speaker 5: Sam next message.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I thought it.

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Speaker 7: Was so cute until she got to the twentieth name

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Speaker 7: of the cat.

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Speaker 2: Ye, the TV shows were friends in full house that

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Speaker 2: I call him there, I mean, I think got you

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Speaker 2: to move on to the office. Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 7: I want a cat named Dwight.

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Speaker 4: Now, little Tie, we're creating monsters with this second.

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Speaker 2: I'll be sorry.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm not sure if you remembered me today from

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Speaker 1: the T s A. I was the guy who said

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Speaker 1: hi while doing like the pat down thing on the

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Speaker 1: Bigger the Bigger Dude, and you were you were next,

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Speaker 1: so I noticed you, unfortunately while I was down by

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Speaker 1: his his his team. But I hope you don't mind.

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Speaker 1: I got your your number off of your your luggage tag.

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Speaker 1: I had your address to you. I didn't I didn't

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Speaker 1: write down your address, but you had two numbers written

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Speaker 1: and this one was the one that had like a

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Speaker 1: little star next to it. So I said, well, it's

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Speaker 1: I'll call this one first. It looks important. So I

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Speaker 1: guess my question for you is were you leaving or

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Speaker 1: going home? Were you going? You're taking a trip coming

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Speaker 1: back in down because like if you're right around here,

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Speaker 1: then maybe we can hang out, not just you know,

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Speaker 1: in the airport outside of it too. I know there's

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Speaker 1: you know, it just sounds very forward.

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Speaker 5: I get.

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Speaker 1: I know, you know, TFA agent sound sexy. But it's

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Speaker 1: just an normal job. I'm a normal guy and I

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Speaker 1: could show you what I do and maybe you can,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, try it out, give me a pat now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: This is crazy.

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Speaker 2: People are putting a loser Line number on their luggage

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Speaker 2: tags now when they go through security.

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Speaker 5: Not smart guys, I don't actually lose your luggage.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like it's happened so many times to her

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Speaker 7: that she actually had to do this.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I got to know, ladies, a man in uniform

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Speaker 2: does tsa count. I never thought of this for him

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Speaker 2: trying to make it sexy. Yeah, it is a government

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Speaker 2: issued uniform.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes it is Europe.

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Speaker 2: South the post office for you can listen loser Line

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