1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Parenting is the one job people have where the entire 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 1: goal isn't necessarily success. It's a jewel show. It's just 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 1: not to ruin your kid's life too much. Right. That's 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: why there's the whole saying like, you're gonna screw it 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,240 Speaker 1: up somehow a little bit, but hopefully you're like on 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: the scale of one to Lindsay Lohan, your kids like 7 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: a four totally you know, winning at that point. Yeah, 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: you're winning if you get them there. That's why we've 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:28,200 Speaker 1: started asking for your bad mom stories, those innocent moments 10 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: from parenthood that make you go, hmm, my bad mom. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: For that, it's time for another round of hashtag bad 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,319 Speaker 1: mom stories. Yeah, let's hear them, sous eight at eight three, three, 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: one six one text and four one to six one 14 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: with your hashtag bad mom stories. I have one actually, 15 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: I'd like to were you a bad mother? Well, yeah, 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: back in the day. No, I'd like to point out 17 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: my mother is a fantastic mother. You love your mum, 18 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: But that was one time. I remember. So she had 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: her breasts altered, Okay, so she got an augmentation, yeah something, 20 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: and then still have them. Yeah, she still has she 21 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: got a lift a lift a lift, that's what it is. Yeah, 22 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 1: so she didn't get new ones, she just got them 23 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,839 Speaker 1: lifted up. Yeah, no new ones, same one's just higher. Okay. 24 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: But I remember the doctor, well, actually I do know, 25 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 1: because really the doctor told her that someone needed to 26 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: help her with the wounds. And I was only about 27 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: eight years old at the time, and for some reason 28 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: I was the only one with her and I had 29 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 1: to hold her boobs. E's mom, I know. And it 30 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: was only when I turned about fifteen. I was like, 31 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 1: that was a bit weird. I don't know, I feel 32 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: like when you're going howl, are you? I was about eight, Okay, yeah, 33 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: so I mean, yeah, that's still weird. She's trying to 34 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: make it better. But then like, wait, hold on, if 35 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: your mom English, I haven't asked you right now to 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: hold her boobs after an augmentation, you probably still do 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: it for her. I think about it now. Yeah, that's 38 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: still a good sign, right because most sons that here, 39 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: like above twenty would be like hell no, you're like, yeah, 40 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: probably it's hashtag bad mom stories those moments from parenthood. 41 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: You do some medicine, and then you maybe I shouldn't 42 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: have had English eight year old Elish seven hold my 43 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 1: bodes Moms in the future. Hey, Johanna, you have a 44 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: bad mom story. Yeah, I actually have a bad mom story. Um, 45 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: not to say I'm a bad mom, but I had 46 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: a little incident with my son. Okay, so last year 47 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: before the pandemic, you know, um, I would drop him 48 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: off at school and everything with the rush rush, which 49 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 1: I don't miss. Um. So I went to pack his 50 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: lunch and in the rush, of course, you know, you know, 51 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: I put his bloony sandwich, chips, cookies and a V eight. 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: Everything seems normal morning rush sent him off to school, 53 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: my son says, bye, Mom. So I got a call 54 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,519 Speaker 1: from the school a couple of hours later, and I 55 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 1: found out it was not AB eight. What was it? 56 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: It was a bud light? Oh my god, So you 57 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 1: sent your son to school with a beer. No, you 58 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: meant to pack your son's lunch with a V eight 59 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: and you put a bud light in there instead. Wow. 60 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: So what did the counselors say, Well, they immediately want 61 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,959 Speaker 1: a parent teacher conference. Oh my god. Did you have 62 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: to go down to the school like right away? Of course, 63 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: right away? Yeah, I mean if your kids, your kids 64 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: got a bud light in his lunch bag. That's usually 65 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: something they want to deal with right away. So they 66 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: called you down there to explain it. Did they believe 67 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: your explanation that you meant a V eight in there 68 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 1: or did they think you were laughing? I mean I 69 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,239 Speaker 1: think they believed me because I was like almost in 70 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: tears and I were totally nice. So they're describing it 71 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: to me basically how it happened. And my son's sitting 72 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: there in this long lunch from table with his friends 73 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: and the sandwich and his cookie and a can of 74 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: blud Light. And I was mortified. I was hy I 75 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I just couldn't imagine, you 76 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: know what they looking And he knew not to drink it. 77 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 1: He knew it's bear. Yeah. I was going to ask 78 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: you if he actually did drink it or not just 79 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: sip on it, just sitting there like the life of 80 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: a third grade good. It's good. It was very humiliating 81 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: to be Yeah, honestly, I was very embarrassed. But my 82 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: son's very smart, and you know, he told the teacher 83 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: my mommy gave it. I just laughed. I took the 84 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: beer with me. The funny thing is from my own comedy. 85 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: When I got home, I shot gun the beer. That's amazing. 86 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 1: Why not screw it? You can do that, not him, 87 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: it's funny. Well, thank you for your hashtag bad mom 88 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: story for mom. Yeah, really bad, really bad. Hit us 89 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 1: up with your hashtag bad mom stories or bad dad 90 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: stories whatever bad no bad uncle stories, because those are 91 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 1: not bad mom or dad stories. 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