WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back,

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 1>be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Tap? Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking

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<v Speaker 3>Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir?

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<v Speaker 2>HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there

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<v Speaker 2>that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>This This is a no call for You're a part

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<v Speaker 2>of a new call. Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This

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<v Speaker 3>is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star

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<v Speaker 3>Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me speak to your supervisor, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a twenty six volume set.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are

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<v Speaker 2>you stupid or are you what?

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<v Speaker 3>Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia.

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<v Speaker 3>We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and four edition.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I speak to your supervisor.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the supervisor.

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<v Speaker 2>You are supervisor.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now,

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<v Speaker 3>you can receive this.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're sure?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>You still there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am sir.

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<v Speaker 2>The line chase.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what is your first name?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, sir, Yes, let me.

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<v Speaker 2>Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family.

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<v Speaker 2>I hang up.

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<v Speaker 1>I need some of the speaks of authority right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're still there, if you just let me finish at

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<v Speaker 3>this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called

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<v Speaker 3>me up like ten cars or rationally.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to low call this.

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<v Speaker 3>He's calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get.

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<v Speaker 1>Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get thank you you're still there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to

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<v Speaker 3>put you on a trial period this afternoon for being

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<v Speaker 3>so cooperative.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call,

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<v Speaker 2>and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your

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<v Speaker 2>ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm here to sell you encyclopedias.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you I don't encyclopedias?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you read?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir? Do I read?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't read. I'm dumb.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, education is very key these days.

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<v Speaker 2>I know educations keys. I got a son that's a

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<v Speaker 2>teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and

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<v Speaker 2>I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars

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<v Speaker 3>and sixty three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what you can do with that?

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<v Speaker 3>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>You can shut up your ass and I don't come in.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back.

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<v Speaker 3>Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free.

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<v Speaker 2>Your dictionary encyclopedias.

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<v Speaker 3>Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all

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<v Speaker 2>the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you Schmarck.

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<v Speaker 3>I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>My son, Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just on the phone calling the police department.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 3>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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