1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened. Well, well, 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: well look what the cat drag did. Michael Oppenheimer is back, 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: Dear Elvis Duran. My father is a telemarketer. Wouldn't it 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: be funny if Michael Oppenheimer gave him a ring? Michael 5 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: Oppenheimer's calling your dad on today's phone? 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,959 Speaker 2: Tap? Hello? 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 3: Oh, yes, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking 8 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 3: Wagner's World Star Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's heir? 9 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 2: HOLLI was this a sales call? Yes, it is there 10 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: that Do you realize that you can be fined eleven 11 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 2: thousand dollars? 12 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 3: No, we don't. 13 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 2: This This is a no call for You're a part 14 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 2: of a new call. Yes, I am. 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 3: There are loopholes, sir. Hello, oh, yes, good afternoon. This 16 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,279 Speaker 3: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the fucking Wagoner's World Star 17 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,279 Speaker 3: Encyclopedia Britannica. How are you today's here? 18 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 2: Let me speak to you supervisor whom I'm speaking with, sir. 19 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 2: Let me speak to your supervisor, sir. 20 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 3: We have a twenty six volume set. 21 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 2: Let me speak to your supervisor. Sir, we have Are 22 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: you stupid or are you what? 23 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 3: Sir? We have a twenty six volume set of our encyclopedia. 24 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:17,839 Speaker 3: We can get one per month. Hello, this is mister 25 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 3: Michael Lobenheimer with the fucking Wagon World Star Encyclopedia Britannica set. 26 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 3: We have a twenty six volume set here. It's the 27 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 3: two thousand and four edition. 28 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 2: Okay, I speak to your supervisor. 29 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 3: I am the supervisor. 30 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 2: You are supervisor. 31 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 3: I'm the supervisor. No, what is sir? If you act now, 32 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 3: you can receive this. 33 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 2: What you're sure? 34 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 3: I'm not going away anytime soon. This is mister Michael Lobenheimer. 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 2: You still there? 36 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 3: Yes, I am sir. 37 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 2: The line chase. 38 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,040 Speaker 3: Okay, what is your first name? 39 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 2: Please? 40 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: Sir? 41 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 3: Excuse me? 42 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 2: Sir? 43 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: Hello, sir, Yes, let me. 44 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 2: Get you call for wrapping, call sales, call time and family. 45 00:01:59,160 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 2: I hang up. 46 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: I need some of the speaks of authority right now. 47 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 3: You're still there, if you just let me finish at 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 3: this time. Okay, listen, guy on the phone. He's called 49 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,239 Speaker 3: me up like ten cars or rationally. 50 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 2: I wanted to low call this. 51 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 3: He's calling me. 52 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 2: From bumble Wagner. If you can trace this call, and get. 53 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: Him off the phone. I'd like to press charges. 54 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 2: Let's get thank you you're still there. 55 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 3: It's a twenty six volume cent and we'd like to 56 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 3: put you on a trial period this afternoon for being 57 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 3: so cooperative. 58 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: Listen here, I've been been bothered with this phone call, 59 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 2: and if I got another call, I'm gonna have your 60 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,440 Speaker 2: ass and a ringer. Do you understand to please stop calling? 61 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 3: You have to understand. Mine is mister Michael Apphimer, and 62 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 3: I'm here to sell you encyclopedias. 63 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 2: Do you I don't encyclopedias? 64 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 3: Do you read? 65 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: Sir? Do I read? 66 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:53,359 Speaker 1: No? 67 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 2: I can't read. I'm dumb. 68 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 3: You know, education is very key these days. 69 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,799 Speaker 2: I know educations keys. I got a son that's a 70 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 2: teacher and a daughter in law that's a teacher, and 71 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 2: I got knowing home. But my wife, we don't read twenty. 72 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 3: Six times today, twelve easy payments of thirty seven dollars 73 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 3: and sixty three years. 74 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 2: Know what you can do with that? 75 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 3: What's that? 76 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,239 Speaker 2: You can shut up your ass and I don't come in. 77 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 2: What do you do? Now? Get off my damn boone. 78 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 2: I don't care, but the doller ninety five shot back. 79 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 3: Now and receive this handy leather boundary planning for free. 80 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 2: Your dictionary encyclopedias. 81 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 3: Go yourself, Sir, you're not making this easy on me. 82 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 2: I'm not supposed to make it easy. I know all 83 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 2: the ins and out of this business. I'm gonna tell Mark. 84 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: I tell you Schmarck. 85 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 3: I already know that because I've spoken with your son, Michael. 86 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 2: My son, Michael. 87 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 3: Yes, this is scary Jones, and you've just been phone tapped. 88 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 2: Michael is going to get killed. Love your dad. I'm 89 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 2: just on the phone calling the police department. 90 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre 91 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 3: recorded with permission granted by all participants. 92 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in 93 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 1: the Morning Show