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Speaker 1: Have you heard about these drones? Now, we gotta worry

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Speaker 2: We got all kinds of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Now we got drones over New Jersey and senators debating

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Speaker 1: My theory about this when people see this stuff in

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Speaker 2: Right, Yes you did. We were doing testing. What does

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Speaker 2: that go to tell you what you saw? Right?

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Speaker 1: Why would we be like, oh, yeah, that's that's our

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Speaker 1: new secret thing. Oh yeah, that's how we're Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: at Thursday that A review of the reported sidings shows

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Speaker 1: sidings in any restrict to airspace. The drones appeared to

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with them, but it's trending today. Stanley,

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Speaker 2: Yikes, and he sends you like, sixty bucks? Are they

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Speaker 1: They're really expensive over potential burn hazards. The recall applies

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Speaker 1: and if you have to take it back. Mike Tyson

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Speaker 2: I have terrible news this morning.

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Speaker 1: Scientists claim to know how many minutes of life you

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Speaker 1: lose every time you eat a cheeseburger, a hot dog,

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Speaker 1: I just got a coke, right I enjoy a cheeseburger

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Speaker 1: latest thing from social media that's gonna piss everybody off.

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Speaker 2: It's called seat squatting.

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Speaker 1: So travelers have begun complaining about seat squatters who steal

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Speaker 2: Not you. Yeah, it's a sea squatter.

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Speaker 1: The whole plan's gonna get deboarded, and you're gonna get arrested,

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Speaker 1: That's why you know I've posted a picture on my

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Speaker 3: Paulina has got a blog, go thank you so much,

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Speaker 3: dear blog. All right, how mann need you guys? Tell

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Speaker 3: me if I overreacted on this one?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes you did. No, I swear I haven't even

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Speaker 5: I swear I'm not crazy about this one. This one's like, guy,

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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. We'll see you on Monday. Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 2: tell the story.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is, actually my company, like a

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Speaker 5: Didn't know this was a thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, am I crazy? And then tell the story.

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Speaker 1: Answer is yes, sorry, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I definitely am crazy, but I just need to figure

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Speaker 3: out like if this it was too much. So this

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Speaker 5: Jokes or whatever.

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Speaker 3: But I'm realizing that people be stealing my jokes and

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Speaker 3: for like twenty no, I'm on my thirty two years,

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Speaker 3: I haven't even like really called them out or even

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Speaker 5: No, but he did one this morning. I called him out.

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Speaker 3: And I think that's why it triggers me because it's

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Speaker 5: Let me get into it.

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Speaker 3: So we're leaving the restaurant and there's there's a bunch

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Speaker 3: and there was a limo in front, and me and

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Speaker 5: From Ama Pianos. What is this my wedding? And I

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Speaker 1: I because, by the way, was top tier.

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Speaker 5: I love pasta.

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Speaker 2: I loved this.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the last thing I ate in it

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Speaker 2: I'm like, this is this is food I want?

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Speaker 5: Thank you? That's all I wanted. I wanted, like just

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like people stuck hard eighty million dollars on,

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, same, same. I was like, I know what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: I also remember Caitlin's the makeup artist in my laughs

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Speaker 5: But yeah, anyway, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I tell your story.

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Speaker 5: It's okay.

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Speaker 3: So then I said that joke and like I thought

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Speaker 3: my best friend Jonathan he goes, what is this your wedding?

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Speaker 3: And then my friend Claudia was next to him laughs.

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Speaker 3: I'm not looking for the laugh. I don't give a

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Speaker 3: hear them, I'm a little clown laugh Like, no, I was.

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Speaker 1: You you're mad because somebody else left at your joke.

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Speaker 5: No that it wasn't even mad.

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Speaker 3: I was kind of like, hey, like that's cool, Like

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Speaker 3: and claim them as my own. I lost my ever

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Speaker 3: of all, I was like, that is so mean. I

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Speaker 3: he's a crap. I thought he's a different word, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, that's disgusting. I was so heated, But

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Speaker 3: I think I'm so passionate about it because it's like,

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Speaker 3: how do you take someone else's work and credit it

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Speaker 3: as your own.

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Speaker 5: That's how I took it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna say it something loud, you gotta go like Paulina said,

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Speaker 1: and then you got to say it because I've I've

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Speaker 1: done that me too, where you said something funny or

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Speaker 1: someone said something funny. I don't think anybody heard it, yes,

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Speaker 1: but I think it was funny.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Well, you got to do that boar.

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Speaker 5: It okay, and that's the right thing to do.

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Speaker 3: So I told him that I go at work, you

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Speaker 3: know on the Fred Show when you know Fred or

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Speaker 3: Jason says something and it might have been lost in

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Speaker 3: my toxic trait is that I'm afraid to.

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Speaker 5: Get caught that I'm seeing someone's joke.

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Speaker 3: And the whole car ride home all twenty nine minutes,

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Speaker 3: I was just going off you guys, But like, am

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Speaker 3: I crazy?

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Speaker 5: Am I overreacting? I think deeper though.

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Speaker 1: I think it's messed up that your best friend has

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Speaker 1: a Netflix comedy special.

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Speaker 2: Well, my original jokes is what it's going? Like, I said,

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Speaker 2: loss of the sauce? What is this your wedding?

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Speaker 5: Oh right, yeah, what my wad?

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Speaker 2: Yeah my joke. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Last time I went to myanos, there was a Limo

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Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing. I've never said anything funny? So good.

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Speaker 2: The Fred show is on. Friend's fun Fact.

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Speaker 7: Fred Fun, Let's learn so much show is out.

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Speaker 1: This is interesting because I'm a big Peanuts fan, which

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Speaker 1: say to Charles Schultz. Shout out to Charles Schultz, shout

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Speaker 1: out to him. But did you know that Fergie of

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Speaker 1: Kids Incorporated, Yes, she did voice acting work for the

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Speaker 1: cartoons based on Charles M. Schultz's famous Peanuts comic trips.

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Speaker 1: She was the voice of Sally, Charlie Brown's younger sister

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Speaker 2: Wow, Fergie Wo's Incorporated? You remember that show?

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Speaker 1: Oh Kids in Corporate rated? Kay, I d I'm old.

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Speaker 1: You are people listening on what are these morons talking about?

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Speaker 1: And then then there are people going that was a

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Speaker 4: It's like another version of the Mickey Mouse You had

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Speaker 4: the Mickey Mouse Club, then you had Kids Incorporated.

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Speaker 2: Every other Christmas. Exactly right. Uh, it's Fergie though, the

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