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Speaker 1: What is good?

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Speaker 2: You know what's good.

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Speaker 3: I'm finally starting to be comfortable taking my kids to

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Speaker 3: a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Oh, because I'm paying.

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Speaker 2: For it, and I'm okay taking that iPad out.

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Speaker 4: You know why.

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Speaker 3: I gotta get through the scar steak bitches. I need

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Speaker 3: my me time too. Hey, everybody, welcome to adulting.

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Speaker 2: I'm Shelby, tell it, I'm here. We're Jordan Carlos, and

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Speaker 2: I'm just talking about some.

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Speaker 1: Adult shit, grown, grown, grown stuff.

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Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question, though, how many dishes

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Speaker 5: are you preparing for dinner?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: It's very simple.

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Speaker 3: We got a protein, we got a carb, a starch,

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Speaker 3: and we have vegetables.

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Speaker 2: That's how we roll.

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Speaker 3: Okay, once in a while we'll do like a spaghetti,

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Speaker 3: like a bolo, a bowlonnaise, sure, where you just really

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Speaker 3: sneak in the vegetables.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, I feel you.

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Speaker 5: I prepared dinner last night for my kids, and wow,

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Speaker 5: grilled the corn, grilled the chicken. BBQ always better because

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Speaker 5: there's less clean up. Yes, And my son was just like,

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Speaker 5: I don't like barbecue.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's so delicious. What do you mean? What

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Speaker 2: do they help you?

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Speaker 6: Do?

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Speaker 1: They help me?

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Speaker 2: My daughter's really into like, I want to help you.

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Speaker 1: That's so great.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes if the stars are aligned, if the wind is

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Speaker 5: just right, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, then they'll be like, huh, mercury's out of retrograde. Yes,

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Speaker 3: the Jupiter's sun is along the Mars moon.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And I just go into like a fulug conniption fit.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to handle them.

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Speaker 5: Maybe helping me, I'm like, uh, just stand over there.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it does feel like i'm BT's comic view, like

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Speaker 3: a comedy set from like just a chilli circuit back

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Speaker 3: in the day, because I'm like, these can't get too

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Speaker 3: many choices.

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Speaker 4: They have too many choices.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember having that many choices. It's like this

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Speaker 3: is on a this is what you get. I think

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Speaker 3: with food allergies and such, we could be more sensitive.

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Speaker 3: I want them to have a good experience eating, and

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Speaker 3: maybe that'll come later in life. What can I say.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even like wine till I was like twenty six.

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Speaker 1: You didn't like win t you were twenty six.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't like oysters, so I was like thirty one.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it just takes time. I see these kids out here,

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Speaker 3: like thirteen years old, drinking coffee.

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Speaker 1: You knowing what.

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Speaker 3: It's not even like mocha with like diabetes on top

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Speaker 3: and with cream. It's just like straight up coffee. And

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Speaker 3: did you know the drinking age in Holland is sixteen?

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Speaker 6: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Don't quote me?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, your kids are twelve years away from

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Speaker 5: just knocking them back.

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Speaker 3: I know. I can't wait. It's like, go get mama

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Speaker 3: the next round. I have two beautiful black dogs, right.

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Speaker 3: I always wish that I had like the dogs that

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Speaker 3: would be chill in public, that just like lay by

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Speaker 3: your feet while you enjoy a little cold beer and

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Speaker 3: some olives at a table. Sure that's not that. No,

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Speaker 3: they're like the squirrel and ice age. They are like

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Speaker 3: it looks like they're on ketami.

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Speaker 6: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a lot.

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Speaker 1: I made you chill.

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Speaker 3: Oh maybe I've had a different reaction. I thought it

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Speaker 3: made you fold the laundry and do a full push up.

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Speaker 7: Okay, wait, they're barking at everybody or they're just like

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Speaker 7: their tails are wagging and their big bodies are like

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Speaker 7: what's up?

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very excited to be in public.

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Speaker 3: They want to try and like eat a fly, like

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Speaker 3: they want to see other dogs. You know, it's constantly

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Speaker 3: like sit, lay down. It's not chill, and I wish

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Speaker 3: I had that chill. I wish everybody was chill, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: my baby boy's chill. Yes he is, Oh man otis.

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Speaker 3: He's got the energy of like a tired husband at

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Speaker 3: Macy's holding a purse, speaking of tired men holding a purse.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited for this show, truly. He's like one

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Speaker 3: of these guys that is.

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Speaker 2: Always fucking good. Yeah, he's it's just so full of life.

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Speaker 3: And his stories are crazy, they're informative, they're dark, they're hilarious.

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Speaker 2: They're real.

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Speaker 3: And I cannot believe that he hasn't done the podcast before.

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Speaker 3: I cannot believe I haven't seen him in like over

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Speaker 3: ten years. I haven't seen him since the Nightly Show,

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Speaker 3: since you guys were working on Larry Wilmore's nightly showing

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Speaker 3: Comedy Central. So I'm so glad you brought him up

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Speaker 3: as a guest. I love my guard and you guys

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Speaker 3: will too. So in JOI the ride.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's a hot show man. It's been a

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Speaker 1: good Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Look at his Motherfuck hi, everybody, everybody came hungry are

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Speaker 3: you taking pictures?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Ken, I'm only gonna do it for you. Ready, go?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I got one thing on by fucking fancy.

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Speaker 1: I feel good, that's what you were saying.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, I feel like I could take my cameltoe anywhere

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Speaker 3: and get a job.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I can't get over.

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Speaker 7: I love this like jean jacket piece for you?

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Speaker 4: What's the giving?

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Speaker 3: Is it giving substitute poetry teacher at the untre in

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Speaker 3: eighty four kids three times a week?

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Speaker 4: Is that what it is giving?

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Speaker 3: Is it giving reggaetne producer around Harold Square? Is it

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Speaker 3: giving Brooklyn mom that only has tote bags?

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Speaker 4: What's the giving? Is it giving? I'm gonna open my

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Speaker 4: own plus sized vintage shop in Bedstive? What's the giving?

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Speaker 4: What is she giving?

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Speaker 3: Is it giving she eats doubles all day for fucking unch?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Is it giving that she picks her fucking bones out

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Speaker 3: of the achie of selfish?

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Speaker 4: What is it giving? I could keep going? Is it giving?

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Speaker 1: I'm just kiddick.

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Speaker 4: Husband and I had to connect.

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Speaker 3: We were taking our vacation in Atlanta, and I don't

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Speaker 3: really do connections, justlick stop. But we had to and

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Speaker 3: people stop me because they think I'm a singer. I

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Speaker 3: don't know which singer, but people think I'm a singer,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Bitch, not even happy birthday, you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 4: what do you even mean?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: I get that from you? Like you how much?

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Speaker 7: No, couldn't she sing? If she could sing? Couldn't she sing?

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Speaker 4: Hit it?

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Speaker 1: What's your jam? Though? Like what do you sing in

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Speaker 1: the shower? Like what's your what's your mom?

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Speaker 3: Every and any It's a lot of different songs. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't even tell you. Lots of Whitney Houston, lots of

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Speaker 3: like nineties reggae. Everyone's gotta look though, everyone's gotta look.

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Speaker 3: You have like who you are, but then you have

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Speaker 3: like what it gives to the world. And this is

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Speaker 3: definitely giving.

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Speaker 7: Dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it guy on the weekend that kind of time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I go to those spas that like they're

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Speaker 7: not in the city, but they have a view of

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Speaker 7: the city. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, what's your look?

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Speaker 4: What do you get?

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Speaker 1: What do I get?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just DJ?

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Speaker 7: The most boring thing because I am the DJ. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: people think I'm what I am.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea you were a rapper.

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Speaker 7: I am a rapper. I get a rapper too, but

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Speaker 7: you know I'm a rapper. Okay, but yeah you guys.

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Speaker 7: Did you guys know I was a rapper?

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Speaker 4: Now you're gonna rap?

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Speaker 1: Can you?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Can you?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Okay? If you just.

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Speaker 1: Big kick some bars? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 1: Oh ship? Okay, So I'm gonna freestyle. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Gonna get a clap, no like a tip

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Speaker 1: farm beat, like a do it Jordan, do it?

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Speaker 7: Helloa? Hey, okay, we at Adulton right now with Jeorge

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Speaker 7: and Michelle. We're gonna bring out another guest as well.

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Speaker 1: We just had two.

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Speaker 7: Other people my name is done with and now four

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Speaker 7: of the people. The bar is closed, the lights are off,

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Speaker 7: and I'm about to beat the y'all don't cough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that was thank you. Dona's amazing.

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Speaker 7: Our fine guest tonight, so funny, amazing comedian. He was

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Speaker 7: my colleague and coworker on the Nightly Show other things.

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Speaker 7: You can catch them at the cellar anytime. Please give

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Speaker 7: it up for Mike Yore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Mike your what's not?

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Speaker 6: This ship is weird? I thought I was doing a

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Speaker 6: fucking podcast. I didn't know there was gonna be people here. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: they hear my high war off, so good luck. I

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Speaker 6: was high when I got here. But I've been here

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Speaker 6: for a minute. I'm sorry, we have good Do I

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Speaker 6: have drugs for Mike?

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Speaker 1: Do we have drugs for Mike?

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Speaker 6: Just a little blind, just a little you know, a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you like, Just marijuana. That said, o't

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Speaker 7: A beautiful I think somebody's actually approaching the stage with drugs.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I thought somebody who was. I got

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Speaker 1: a little something for him.

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Speaker 6: Mike.

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Speaker 3: I have to tell you you're one of the first

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Speaker 3: people I met in comedy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we've not like we've we met fucking's like.

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Speaker 3: Probably two thousand and two Seymour's show Seymore.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's I don't know. I should really have fact

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Speaker 4: checked out before I bought it up. But it was

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Speaker 4: New York Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: Seymour Swan would do these shows, and I mean there

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Speaker 6: He used to have us bag him to get on

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Speaker 6: at the time of a bit. He used to get

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Speaker 6: us so much grief to get on that fucking stage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, when you grind and you're grinding.

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Speaker 4: When you're grinding, you're grinding.

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Speaker 3: It was like Boston Comedy Club and Will Silvince would

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Speaker 3: and I have to say, you were like one of

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Speaker 3: the funniest and one of the nicest, at least to me,

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Speaker 3: because there's a lot of hazing and roasting that goes on.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't get involved in that, which I appreciate. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I grew up in the hood.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 6: One thing could turn to another, so I stay away

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Speaker 6: from shit like that. I keep my jokes for the stage.

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Speaker 6: I don't get involved with roasting people in New York.

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Speaker 6: I was born in the Virgin Islands. Are we clapping

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Speaker 1: They go on my bad.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I grew up in East New York in the nineties,

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Speaker 1: Shit, it was certified, like we got paperwork.

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Speaker 6: And I'm not saying worset like you know, like how

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. They did like a bad.

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Speaker 6: Neighborhood competition, and we fucking won that shit and we

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's where I grew up, Like I grew up

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Speaker 7: Like how some like in neighborhoods now like Gingerfred neighborhoods

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Speaker 6: When I go to these neighborhoods now, I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: This is best side? How you need you need Tims.

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Speaker 6: Or fucking Jordan may be able to get the funk

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like right on the border the audacity of

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Speaker 1: Wait? So you you were island from I was born

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Speaker 3: Of Oh my god, I just want to be I

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Speaker 1: But that's just British V. That's not you.

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Speaker 4: Was it Pappy Mento?

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Speaker 6: Well, well, she just wanted me to do the fucking accents.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'm gonna tell you what the closest it

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Speaker 1: Our island is very small, so we don't you know.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know black people that spoke Spanish, you know

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Speaker 6: I make this thing happening on. I was like, Yo,

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Speaker 6: you're from Saint Crimet, What the fuck you talking about it?

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Speaker 6: I'm from Panama. I'm like, why, I don't know shit.

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Speaker 1: About the world.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy.

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Speaker 6: It's crips. Really, it was really where guy, and these

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Speaker 4: Which sounds like.

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Speaker 1: We're all connected, man, we all want people. Let's stop

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Speaker 1: being divided.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you, it's got a slightly different fucking accent.

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Speaker 4: So when you come to New York, how old were you?

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Speaker 1: I was thirteen years old.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit.

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Speaker 6: That was one of the scariest things because I came

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Speaker 6: that I wasn't I didn't want to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I came into a world where thirteen year olds were

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Speaker 6: like shooting at each other and ship and I'm coming

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Speaker 6: from an island where the mostly do is just fight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we fight and then we make some color loo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and let me just go. You know what, I was wrong.

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Speaker 1: I never I should I never punch you in the face.

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Speaker 1: I was wrong. That's where I was coming from and

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Speaker 6: I remember coming out of my building one time and

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Speaker 6: because I had never seen like a civilian with a gun.

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Speaker 6: I only seen police kill me.

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Speaker 1: But thankfully he didn't kill me. Yeah, I remember that

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Speaker 1: probably when they had the gun, because people kept calling

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't what did your What did

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Speaker 6: Well not much because he was on crack, so oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: he didn't really have much to say. But what's the

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Speaker 6: following we moved here. Here's what happened. This is a

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Speaker 6: what happened was, Yeah, so my father is a brilliant man.

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Speaker 1: He's a scientist. He worked at this place called.

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, my past was like a very brilliant dude.

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Speaker 6: And then he shut down the plant, right, and so

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Speaker 6: he was not working and you know, it's very hard

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Speaker 1: A regular fucking job, you know what I mean. You're like, nigga,

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Speaker 1: I'm a scientist.

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Speaker 6: So that fucked with you mentally, you know, it's like,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean. So he decided, and he

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Speaker 6: stuff happening here. You know, you could get some work here.

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Speaker 6: So he decided to move his family to New York.

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Speaker 6: And then when we got here, his so called friends,

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Speaker 6: I've never said this before. All they wanted was money.

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Speaker 1: That's really.

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Speaker 6: They just wanted somebody to subsidize their mortgage.

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Speaker 1: So when we got there, we were like.

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Speaker 6: Nigga, we just moved like we haven't got money like

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Speaker 6: with my pops. And then he's the fucking ice machine

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Speaker 6: and then.

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Speaker 1: Ice machine is maduff.

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Speaker 6: I'm about to go kick the fuck out of that

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Speaker 6: ice machine something too.

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Speaker 1: This is my theory is that it fucked him up.

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Speaker 6: He was like, damn I was providing so well for

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Speaker 1: And then you know, somebody said try this, and then

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Speaker 1: he tried it and he was fucked up in the game.

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Speaker 1: But we made it through. I've been on TV. You know,

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Speaker 1: things work out, can I tell you? Coming know?

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Speaker 6: And no time was I ever discouraged about it, because

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Speaker 6: I knew how smart we were.

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Speaker 1: I knew we were gonna get out of it.

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Speaker 6: And he eventually stopped smoking crack and started being a

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Speaker 6: productive my mississauty.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so you know, so cool man? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The crack part wasn't cool.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, You know how tough it is to have

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Speaker 6: my fucker's walking up to you in the hood and like, yo,

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Speaker 6: your pop stole from me.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he's a crackhead. What the.

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Speaker 6: Stop doing business with him? I don't do business with him.

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Speaker 6: And that's my dad.

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Speaker 4: So when did comedy happen?

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Speaker 3: This is so telling of the dude I met twenty

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Speaker 6: Comedy happened by mistake for me, Like, I never thought

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Speaker 6: about being a comic. I know a lot of comics

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Speaker 6: are like y'ah. This was my dream forever. I never

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Speaker 6: a systems analyst. I wanted to write computer programs and shit, yeah, weird, right,

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Speaker 6: look at the face.

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Speaker 1: You just.

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Speaker 7: I know, no, I knew, I knew you did that.

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Speaker 7: And then also you worked at the metropolit to the

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Speaker 1: The Museum of Modern Art.

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Speaker 6: But that's how I got into comedy, was that I

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Speaker 6: and then yeah, I gave my whole life story. Yo,

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Speaker 6: I went to jail.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Wait, I was horrible at crime. I got arrested for

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Speaker 6: robbing a drug dealer. How sad is that?

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Speaker 1: How do you get arrested for robbing a drug dealer.

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Speaker 6: Because he snitched that son bitch, I robbed him and

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Speaker 6: then he called the cops and was like, Yo, they

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Speaker 6: got drugs in that white car.

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Speaker 1: Dirty mother.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, and then when I came home, I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 6: crime is not my thing. You know, sometimes you just

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Speaker 6: got to try ship you feel me? So, Mike, you

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Speaker 6: rob you robbed the product and not the cash.

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Speaker 1: No, well, here's the thing. I didn't take the product.

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Speaker 6: I went to rob him for the money, but my brother,

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Speaker 4: What was the conversation before y'all robbed him?

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Speaker 6: I was just like, Yo, we just gonna get this money.

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Speaker 6: That was my that was my money, my day out there.

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Speaker 6: They've been out there all day. They got money, and

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Speaker 6: fuck them, they sell them poison. I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 6: Let's go get them.

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Speaker 1: So we went and we got him and my brother.

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Speaker 1: Unbeknownst to me, I have no idea, it was cracking

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Speaker 6: Where the police pull us up. I was like, what

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Speaker 6: the fuck, where did that crack come from?

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Speaker 7: It was a very You were just being a good citizen.

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Speaker 7: You were taking these ill gotten games.

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Speaker 1: That's what I thought.

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Speaker 7: That's what I tried to tell the cops. Yeah, he

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Speaker 7: got these games and that shit was ill and you

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Speaker 7: got it.

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Speaker 1: They didn't want to hear it, though.

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Speaker 3: Did it affect you getting a job when you can imagine?

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Speaker 6: No at the moment, no, Because what happened was I

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Speaker 6: well I didn't really know him. But it was one

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Speaker 6: And it was one of those days where I was

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Speaker 6: then I saw this dude getting bullied in my building,

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Speaker 6: I jumped in and I was like, that's my guy. Like,

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Speaker 6: And they were like, all right, Mike, we ain't no. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: well let the motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: And then he went. He was just trying to go

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Speaker 6: And then he came out to me and he was like,

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Speaker 6: he got me a fucking job at the moment, dude,

450
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 6: true story, true story.

451
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 1: And that was it, man, That was it. Everything just

452
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 1: started looking up from there. Man.

453
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,480
Speaker 6: Once I got at the moment, that was it for me.

454
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,800
Speaker 6: I was around art, artists, people who are creative. And

455
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,840
Speaker 6: then there was a security guard that was a comic

456
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 6: and he.

457
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 1: Don't even do it anymore, which is crazy.

458
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 6: He got me into it. He don't do it anymore.

459
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 6: His name was his name was the Toothless lover.

460
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 1: That was.

461
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 6: I swear to god, I'm not making this shut up.

462
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I swear to god, I'm not making

463
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,159
Speaker 6: this show. He called himself the toothless mother because he

464
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 6: was missing it too. I figured in the front. Yeah, yeah,

465
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 6: I didn't work, and he would come out and this

466
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 6: thing was, I'm here to tell the tooth, the whole tooth. Yes,

467
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 6: and oh that was so fucking dope.

468
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:12,640
Speaker 1: And he.

469
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 6: It was so much fun, y'all. I don't know why.

470
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:22,480
Speaker 6: I don't know that's fun.

471
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,880
Speaker 1: This album should have been called like it was the

472
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,640
Speaker 1: weirdest thing.

473
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 6: But yeah, he told me he was doing stand up

474
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 6: and I had always been a fan of it, like

475
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 6: I lucked, like watching Renched prior tapes and Eddie Murphy

476
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 6: and all that, you know, Dick Gregory, all these cats.

477
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: But I never ever thought that I could do it. Man,

478
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm an Eastern New York nigga. That's not a dream, right.

479
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 6: When you live in a six sixty Hageman Avenue aka

480
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 6: Vietnam Ship, that's what they used to call my building. Vietnam,

481
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 6: that's not a dream, right, But I don't know what

482
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 6: type of one got fucked up? Yeah, and then uh,

483
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 6: and then I started helping them write jokes.

484
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: Like.

485
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 6: He was like, ya, I got this idea, what do

486
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 6: you think about this? And I'd be like, oh, you

487
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 6: should say that. He was like, Yo, you should try this.

488
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 6: You know how to write a joke. I was like,

489
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 6: the fuck got it? But then I went to watch

490
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 6: him at the Uptown Comedy Club in Harlem that was

491
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 6: the only black comedy club in New York City, and uh,

492
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 6: and the.

493
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: Jokes that I wrote for him worked ship.

494
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 6: And then I was like, oh shit, maybe I could

495
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 6: try this shit because you know you said it. The

496
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 6: proof is that I wrote that joke for your dog

497
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 6: and it murdered. And you've got great teeth, you know,

498
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 6: you know what I mean? And I fucking did it.

499
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 6: I wrote five minutes, I did the new Well, that's

500
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 6: not exactly how it happened, you can lie. I got

501
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 6: a lot of stories, man, y'all brought the wrong one

502
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 6: now with me here all night. Well what happened was

503
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 6: I wrote five minutes because they used to have a

504
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 6: new Jack segment at the Uptown Club, and I rode

505
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 6: five minutes, and then I went up there to do

506
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 6: the five minutes. You have to put your name on

507
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 6: the list and I put my name on the list,

508
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 6: and then like right when the show is getting ready

509
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,879
Speaker 6: to start, I left. I was like, I can't do

510
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 6: this shit, I'm pussy it out.

511
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna front.

512
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 6: And then on the train ride home, I was like,

513
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 6: what the fuck, You're such a bitch, Like all you

514
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 6: had to do was five minutes. I was calling myself

515
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 6: all kinds of pussies and punk ass bitches on the train.

516
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 6: And then I went out the next Sunday and I

517
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 6: put my name on the list again and the lady

518
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 6: was like, you're gonna stay this time.

519
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,679
Speaker 1: I fucking.

520
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 6: She remembered me. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna say

521
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 6: this time. And I went out and I'm murdered Bro.

522
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 6: I fucking my first time on stage. I killed Bro.

523
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 6: I was not expecting that. Yeah, it was so crazy, yo.

524
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 6: I ran out the club. I jumped on the train

525
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 6: and I was so hyped. I was like, oh shit,

526
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 6: my life just changed. It really did. That's what I

527
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 6: really thought. I was like, my life just changed. I

528
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 6: have to do this again and again and again. And

529
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,679
Speaker 6: I had to get off the train because I was

530
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 6: freaking people out. I got off the train at Brian Park, and.

531
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 1: I just started yelling in the park like, oh.

532
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 6: Shit, I can't believe I just said that. Shit, that's

533
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 6: how much that sit meant to me.

534
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: Dog, which was fine because that was Brian Park.

535
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was all the people's streaming, so they was

536
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 6: just like, this is my area, motherfucker.

537
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: Oh and my life changed that night. Bro.

538
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 3: I love that and it's been standing up ever since. Wow,

539
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 3: and you're so talented. I'm so glad you're still here.

540
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: I just love it. I have fun now. I ain't

541
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 1: going nowhere. I ain't going nowhere. I love doing that

542
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: ship man.

543
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 6: This is like, this is the highlight of my day

544
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 6: when I get to get on stage and tell jokes.

545
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 6: Y'all know how it feels, because you motherfuckers are some

546
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 6: bad motherfuckers. I had no idea that you guys had

547
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 6: this kind of I know both of y'all for years,

548
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 6: and I had no clue y'all.

549
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 1: Had this kind of come. That's cool. It's a secret

550
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 1: podcast that we do. Well. You know, I don't. I'm

551
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: fifty three. I don't do podcasts. I understand.

552
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 6: I watch I'm watching Vikings right now. That's my entertainment.

553
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 6: Vikings and the Mandalorian that's it. Oh shit, is the

554
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 6: woman nerd?

555
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 4: Nerd?

556
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: All?

557
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

558
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 3: That is the way I will say, though, Like talented

559
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 3: people are in your life for a reason, right, So

560
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 3: like you know, stand up, it's you and only you, right,

561
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 3: And I like being in competition with only myself. I

562
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 3: don't want to carry anyone. I don't want to ride

563
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 3: their coattails. So I was like, are we going to

564
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: do this together? But like I love him, you know

565
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 3: what I mean? And I love don and it's just like,

566
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 3: why wouldn't I want to work with especially good men

567
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 3: in this day and age.

568
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 6: Yes, And you know what I noticed, You guys don't

569
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 6: take anything away from each other.

570
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: This is my first time saying y'all together and it's

571
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: beautiful as well.

572
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 4: Thank you, it really is.

573
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 3: I always say someone else's success will never fuck up yours.

574
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 4: Like be happy for someone.

575
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 7: I'm always happy for her. I was like rooting for

576
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 7: her on her vacation. Okay, so we we do questions.

577
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,160
Speaker 7: Put on your advice cap.

578
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: Here we go.

579
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 7: How do you keep friendships healthy and going as an

580
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 7: adults when they need way more communication than you can handle.

581
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 7: I love my people so much, but I can't keep

582
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 7: up with the constant texting.

583
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm failing.

584
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 7: Oh tests, I didn't know I was taking.

585
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes just don't answer the fucking text. You don't got to.

586
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 7: You know.

587
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,440
Speaker 6: I got my boys and they got a group text

588
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 6: and they are every fuck all day.

589
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, so sometimes I just I bail out.

590
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

591
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 1: Well, you can also mute. You can just mute the

592
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: you know.

593
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't want to mute them because they

594
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 6: might say something that I'm like, oh.

595
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: Shit, what, Yeah, I was keep the town like.

596
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 6: I just always wait for something interesting to pop up,

597
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 6: and that's they're not coming.

598
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 3: I will say, it sounds like this person. It sounds

599
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: like you. You feel like you have to do everything all

600
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,160
Speaker 3: the time and like be good at it.

601
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: You don't.

602
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 3: You don't have to be there for every single text.

603
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 3: We're not supposed to look at this many people on Instagram.

604
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,919
Speaker 3: We're not supposed to like even know this many people, right, So, like,

605
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: just take a moment for your fucking self, and if

606
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 3: someone doesn't understand that, then they need.

607
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 2: More moments for themselves.

608
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 3: So it's fine to like pop out and be like, hey,

609
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 3: let's do something in person and have these conversations in person.

610
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, Yeah. My friends are not that needy either.

611
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 6: My friends are like they'll tax and tax and I

612
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 6: won't answer, and then they'll call me like three months

613
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 6: later like.

614
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: What's up you alive?

615
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, I'm working. They're like, I get that

616
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 6: money and then they check out. That's how me and

617
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 6: Mike talk.

618
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 7: And I do think that maybe what I'm seeing from

619
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 7: this is that maybe you're not Maybe you're the one

620
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 7: that's not opening up, you know, because.

621
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: You're the one that needs that attention. Yeah.

622
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 7: I'm a classic pleaser and I often will, Like one

623
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 7: thing I've been working out is like resents people who

624
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 7: I talk to, who I want to know about their problems,

625
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 7: but really what's going on is like I'm withholding and

626
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 7: not opening up about what's going on with me, and

627
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 7: so I have there everybody is nodding like a motherfucker

628
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 7: on this. Ah, so maybe just try it out.

629
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: Maybe just a diet. This is what my therapist always says.

630
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: She's like, just a diet, just try and diet of

631
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: at Jordan, that's how your a therapist sounds. Yeah, Yeah,

632
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: she's awesome.

633
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 4: I love sounds like your wife.

634
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, well she's my wife. A therapist's book that's a

635
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 6: conflict of interest, right there, bro is it?

636
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 7: I think it's a confluence, all right, so so so yeah,

637
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 7: it's like my therapist is always like, you don't have

638
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 7: to do this forever. You should just give it a

639
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 7: shot and see how it feels to really be the

640
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 7: one that's like communicating everything.

641
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: Like my day's going so bad. I hate this.

642
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 7: I like this, like be that stock ticker going up

643
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 7: and down like the rest of your friends.

644
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, And you have to deal

645
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: with them.

646
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 7: Let them do that for you and see they'll be like, okay,

647
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 7: you next week.

648
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.

649
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 6: I just saw this fucking clip online and this guy

650
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 6: was like, you know how you test how people really

651
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 6: fuck with you? Just don't communicate with anybody for like

652
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 6: two months and see who hits you up. Oh yeah,

653
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 6: and those are the people that fuck with you.

654
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: My dad after a while. But that's my friends.

655
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 4: Like they know who I am, they know what I do.

656
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 6: They know I'm always on the grind, so they don't

657
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 6: like bard me with shit, but they know our time together.

658
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 6: We spend them very well. We love each other. They

659
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 6: know that, you know what I mean. And sometimes I

660
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 6: text them and they don't hit me back for fucking

661
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 6: three months. But we have that understanding that we just

662
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 6: fuck with each other. And that's what you need. To

663
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 6: just be real with people and tell them listen, man,

664
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 6: I can't answer all your fucking texts. There's nothing wrong

665
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 6: with saying that. There's nothing wrong with that because that

666
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 6: person will respect you for keeping it real. They'll respect

667
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 6: you more than the motherfucker that gives you an excuse

668
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 6: why they didn't hit you back.

669
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,719
Speaker 3: Trust that's facts. I also like to send videos once

670
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Speaker 3: in a while. While now you can see the tired

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Speaker 3: on my face. This is why I haven't gone back

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Speaker 3: to Now you can see my sink full of dishes.

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Speaker 4: This is why I'm not calling you back. You see

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Speaker 4: my feet.

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Speaker 3: Just like I've been walking on fire for fucking five years.

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Speaker 3: What does that look like a lot of callouses?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: And I'm just like I want to get a pedicure.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: This question is a special one because someone wrote this

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Speaker 3: before they left the house and.

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Speaker 1: Brought it fucking story. I like that, Jesus, so thank.

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Speaker 4: You whoever had time to do this.

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Speaker 1: What are you going through lyout?

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Speaker 2: What do we not going?

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Speaker 1: Like a paragraph?

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Speaker 2: You know it's just a lot of information, which I appreciate.

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Speaker 6: Information is good. Yes, let's not yes, information is okay.

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Speaker 6: Always make decisions information.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: The question, my friend mail thirty five, you're again super specific.

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Speaker 1: I already see where this is going.

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Speaker 3: Is in his first serious relationship after years of being

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Speaker 3: very picky.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus, this is deep.

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Speaker 4: It's partner female thirty.

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Speaker 1: Why is this a police report?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys really trust these two, you to fuck

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Speaker 6: you really trust that they have good information for you.

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Speaker 1: This is weirdness.

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Speaker 6: These questions have been weirdness. Fuck my friend male thirty five.

703
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Speaker 6: It's like dateline? What the fun that's going on? Sagittarius?

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Speaker 4: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Is this? This is what? Hell?

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Speaker 6: It's so my god. Wow, y'all really believe in these

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Speaker 6: two man?

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Speaker 2: Shit?

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Speaker 6: You believe they know what the fun makes fun? They

710
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Speaker 6: might ruin your life. I've known them for a long time.

711
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Speaker 6: They might be destroyed.

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Speaker 1: Your Gopdamn, what you told are totally a go ahead?

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Speaker 1: Mail thirty five, Female.

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Speaker 6: Female thirty two, thirty two a brown short bild.

715
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Speaker 1: There's an actual sketch on there though, of the suspects.

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Speaker 1: Last scene at.

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Speaker 6: The Broadway jump. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Oh yeah,

718
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Speaker 6: I hope this is a joke question.

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Speaker 1: This is a real question. I hope you don't really

720
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Speaker 1: want information. Let me see it's it's like paragraphs. Fucking question.

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Speaker 2: Yah to get through it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I'm sorry, my piography.

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Speaker 6: These questions have been freaking me out the whole night, though,

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Speaker 6: ma'am thirty five picky, fastidious with his people.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, fuck walked with her?

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Speaker 1: Do I make are?

727
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Speaker 4: I feel wild? I feel like I'm cutting an onion.

728
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Speaker 3: His partner of female thirty It's.

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Speaker 4: Pretty openly mean to him.

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Speaker 1: I took a turn. Yeah, that took a wild turn.

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Speaker 1: I did not expect that.

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Speaker 3: I think my friend could do better and find someone

733
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Speaker 3: who treats him better. But he says she makes him happy.

734
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: Well, then he likes to be treated like shit. Some

735
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: people like that. Some people like that.

736
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Speaker 6: There's people that pay people to stomp on their balls,

737
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 6: like you can't really, you can't really for.

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Speaker 1: Reasonable amounts of money.

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Speaker 4: Poor question hold on.

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Speaker 7: Canal on the night of January thirtieth, six evening, Yes.

741
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Speaker 3: My friend plans to propose propos propose what proposed?

742
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Speaker 4: What marriage?

743
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Speaker 1: Motherfucking Oh no?

744
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Speaker 4: Should I speak up? Or should I shut up and

745
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Speaker 4: be supportive?

746
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Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. It's my that's my advice. Shut

747
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: the fuck up.

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Speaker 6: That person likes being treated like shit, Let him be

749
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 6: treated like shit until they realize they don't like being

750
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 6: treated like shit anymore. You it's not your place intervened

751
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 6: in that shit. You ain't got nothing to do with that.

752
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 6: That's his life.

753
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, if it's physical, definitely step in, say something.

754
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Speaker 1: Oh, they're beating him up.

755
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 6: But if it's not, they're beating the shit out of him, Yeah,

756
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 6: you should probably say something.

757
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Speaker 3: What you see is like, you don't know how he feels, right,

758
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Speaker 3: You don't know what they are like together. Maybe ooh, honey,

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00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,320
Speaker 3: somebody just saying love is blind.

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Speaker 1: Nah, he knows what's happened, so yeah, he can see

761
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Speaker 1: what's happening.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Or maybe like he likes it.

763
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Speaker 3: Maybe he feels like she's not being mean, she just

764
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 3: wants me to be a better person. Like, you don't

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Speaker 3: know how he interprets whatever the fuck is going on

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Speaker 3: between them, But I say, don't get involved involved.

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Speaker 6: I used to date a girl that just did not

768
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Speaker 6: know how to be happy, and no matter how hard

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Speaker 6: I tried, she just always fought it, and I was like,

770
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 6: why you keep fighting this, like because some people just

771
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 6: like to live in their space. And maybe he likes

772
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Speaker 6: being treated like shit by his girl. Maybe that's his thing,

773
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 6: like call me a bit, you know what I mean,

774
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 6: And maybe he fucking gets off on that. Like you

775
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 6: can't speak for how people are in there when they're

776
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 6: in their space, you know what I mean. So let

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Speaker 6: him live their lives and just be there for them

778
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 6: when they when the ship hit the fan and just

779
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Speaker 6: go I got you, homie, I got you.

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Speaker 1: I saw it coming though that part, y know that

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Speaker 1: part I told you. I'm trying to tell you.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you my fart. That's right on me. Ah, Michael,

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Speaker 4: what a joy.

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Speaker 3: Now we like to ask all our guests, what's the

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Speaker 3: most adult thing that you haven't done for yourself this

786
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 3: year that you want to do.

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Speaker 1: I don't limit myself, man, I just do.

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Speaker 6: I I don't live with limitations like I used to,

789
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Speaker 6: you know what I mean, when I was when I

790
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 6: didn't know any better, when I was stuck, and you know,

791
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Speaker 6: but now that.

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Speaker 1: I'm out and I've been.

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Speaker 6: All over the world, like you know what I mean,

794
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 6: So I do I do shit for myself. You know,

795
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Speaker 6: I don't deny myself anything. I work very hard and

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00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 6: then I take care of myself. Yes, I'm in a

797
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Speaker 6: good I'm in a good space.

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Speaker 1: My jod Mike Yard.

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Speaker 7: What an epic up down all around, side to side,

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Speaker 7: gut busting.

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00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 1: Truly, that was so good.

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00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 5: You you had tears all in your eyes, like when

803
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 5: you read that question. It looked like you were reading

804
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 5: like a wartime letter because it was just like we

805
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 5: could get you to get through the.

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00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: Yes, it was the Puerto Rican version of the notebook.

807
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Speaker 3: I'm like, and then like I could not get through it.

808
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: He is so.

809
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 3: Funny and he's right. People shouldn't trust us.

810
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 1: I know, he busted the whole thing.

811
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: Why do they trust us?

812
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

813
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 5: I mean I think we have trusting faces. I wear glasses,

814
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.

815
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 2: Yes, and I have a double chin. It's all the

816
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 2: things your words.

817
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

818
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 7: So I feel like that was such a good episode

819
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 7: in solid catch up.

820
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: With him, Yes, very solid.

821
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: It felt like a.

822
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 5: Fourth meal, you know, like we were like, yes, in

823
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 5: a booth, just like just cracking each other up.

824
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: And I love that hang.

825
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 3: You know what's really fun too when you know somebody

826
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 3: for so long, but you still don't know so many

827
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,359
Speaker 3: things about them. Like that's such a sweet spot, It

828
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 3: really really is. It's very fun. That's kind of like

829
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: what a good relationship is sometimes, right, Yes, you know,

830
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 3: I've known my husband for fifteen years now, and sometimes

831
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's gonna say.

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00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 5: And that's a good thing. Yes, yeah, you don't know

833
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 5: what they're gonna say. You don't know what they're gonna do.

834
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 5: I came home yesterday. Guess who had black fingernail polish?

835
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 5: My wife? What have you done with her? This is

836
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 5: insane and yet, Oh my god, I'm on board. Keep

837
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 5: surprising me.

838
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, life cannot be this simple. She cannot it

839
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 2: really cannot. I do. That's so cute for y'all.

840
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: Thank you.

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00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 2: What is her go to polish?

842
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 5: No polish, no polish? Okay, she does just what we

843
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 5: call ellis island fingers. Oh lord where it's just like

844
00:38:54,960 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 5: her hands. That's too soon, too soon, too soon.

845
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: She has her grandma's hands.

846
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: That's wonderful.

847
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 3: I love her grandma's hand. I used to say I

848
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,919
Speaker 3: had construction worker hands, But you know what, there really

849
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 3: are grandma hands because they will make a meal, and

850
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 3: give you a massage and give you a little spanking.

851
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: All the things, do it all.

852
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 3: You know what, Let's just end this episode. You guys,

853
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 3: what can I say? Take care of each other, but

854
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 3: mainly yourself because you matter most.

855
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Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Howley.

857
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

858
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

859
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 5: Theme song and live show djang is by Don will

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Speaker 5: Our live.

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Speaker 2: Show producer is Marian Ways.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Heis vander Most.

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00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 8: Executive produced by Karen kilgera Georgia Hartstar and Daniel.

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Speaker 2: Kramer show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 8: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.