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Speaker 1: Motherfucking miniar So mini episode, motherfucking miniar so. Welcome, Welcome,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told Me, the

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Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories, and we were to prove the theories

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Speaker 1: of you, the listener, stupid, stupid as you done. Motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: You thought we wouldn't gonna make fun of your bitch ass,

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Speaker 1: So I didn't notice that you're wearing Team Jordan's. And

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Speaker 1: I saw. I told everybody in the group they and

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Speaker 1: it don't matter which Team Jordan's it is. You know

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Speaker 1: you did the wrong things, It's team kill yourself. I

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Speaker 1: loose the Blake Griffin's cut it out? What is wrong?

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking? My name is David Boy, I'm

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Speaker 1: Legs Kerman, and and we're so happy you're here. We're

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Speaker 1: so excited that you're here because we're we're going to

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do another dive into your conspiracy theories, the

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Speaker 1: ones you send us to. The to the email which

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Speaker 1: has been doing really well. We want to say thank

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Speaker 1: you for everyone who's been contacting us. We we love

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Speaker 1: hearing from you. We would love to hear from you

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Speaker 1: more often. Uh, so so if you've been sending, send more,

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Speaker 1: and if you've never sent, do that ship. And also, hey,

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Speaker 1: leave me the funk alone in my uh in my

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Speaker 1: d M s I don't I don't want conspiracy theories

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Speaker 1: in my d M. Just send it to the email

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Speaker 1: that I'm constantly repeating every time. Sometimes motherfucker's will send

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Speaker 1: me a whole voice memo in my d MS and

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Speaker 1: it's like, bro, I came here to reflect on Instagram, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all my problems. Oh, I go in there to look

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Speaker 1: at butts I would never see on the street. I like, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there was a point, there was this magic moment in

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Speaker 1: my history. Now, a lot of my Explorer page has

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Speaker 1: turned into like titties and anime. It's it's a lot

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Speaker 1: of that. But there was a really sweet spot about

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Speaker 1: like a year and a half two years ago on

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Speaker 1: Instagram where I would go on my Explore page and

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Speaker 1: it was strictly like bad bitches and whale videos that

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Speaker 1: sometime I had I know what you mean, sometimes like

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Speaker 1: sometimes yeah, the Explored page will hit a righteous level

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Speaker 1: of you, Like sometimes the Explore page will be the

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Speaker 1: you that you want to be. Yeah, it was so

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Speaker 1: at peace and it was a very. It was mostly

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Speaker 1: whale videos and then a very occasional bad bitch. It

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Speaker 1: was like the the exact right curation of like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just want to be watching a fucking a fucking

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Speaker 1: humpback like breach the water and then everyone's in a while.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's tight. My export page now is it's so scary. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just like butts and then like little booty and

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Speaker 1: then like back and then like somebody popping a pimpoo

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Speaker 1: on the back and then fight. Like it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like a problem. Yeah you got you got a lot

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Speaker 1: of violence. You problem. It's some violence. It's more I

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Speaker 1: don't mean I don't mean physical violence. I mean there's

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Speaker 1: an emotional violence like transpiring in your Explorer page at

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Speaker 1: all times. Well, you know what I figured out because

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Speaker 1: Instagram recently, I like, I like, like the only word

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Speaker 1: I can use a smut like like very. I thought

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Speaker 1: it'd be I thought it'd be a softer word, if

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Speaker 1: I'm being honest. No, No, I like watching ship that's

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Speaker 1: like grab thick. Yeah, I thought. I thought when you

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Speaker 1: looked up at the sky and were like the only

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Speaker 1: word I can use, you were sort of finding the

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Speaker 1: softest way to articulate what you're talking about. But you

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Speaker 1: were like, now, what's the root word. No, I'm giving you.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you the real it's it's not even grow,

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Speaker 1: it's just raw. It's just I just like graphic ship.

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Speaker 1: It's I blame the Internet. I don't know. Maybe I

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Speaker 1: don't know because you you just saw my mom. She's sweet.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what she didn't want im looking at

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Speaker 1: smart No, no, no, I bet her Instagram is like

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Speaker 1: I bet you, it's like a lot of like Monique

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Speaker 1: and like smart outfits. Man, I can't imagine what else

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Speaker 1: or Instagram Monique and smart outfits. My mom loves Monique.

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Speaker 1: She when we when I was a kid, we used

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Speaker 1: to watch The Parkers and I don't know what it is,

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Speaker 1: but she would just be like, I think Monique is

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Speaker 1: that Monique, Monique is very beautiful and unique. Monique, especially young,

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Speaker 1: but but that's that's okay. She had a thriving career

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Speaker 1: and she she's she's a bit of a grumpy guss

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Speaker 1: always seemed to follow her way. It's hard to know

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Speaker 1: whose fault it is. She's only how did all of

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Speaker 1: this trouble begin? Either way? Still still very pretty, still

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Speaker 1: very pretty. So we we got an email, Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: got an email from somebody named Jerry. Jerry sent us

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Speaker 1: an email and Jay, if it was g I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: and flagging as spam. You know what I mean? If

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Speaker 1: if a I'll say that is, if it's a girl

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Speaker 1: and she's British, fine, I'll live with this. But if

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Speaker 1: it's a man with G E R R Y contacting me, sir,

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Speaker 1: we need not speak anymore. We have nothing to talk about.

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Speaker 1: I don't wish, I don't wish any ill will on you.

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Speaker 1: How did you get this number? How do you get

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Speaker 1: this goddamn email? Jerry? What do you? What are you

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Speaker 1: contacting me for? It's not good. No, we ain't got

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Speaker 1: nothing to talk about. Jerry, but a regular Jerry sent

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Speaker 1: us an email? Uh where where they said? Hey, Langston

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Speaker 1: and David, I sent a conspiracy theory and before and

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Speaker 1: have have another one for you. Everybody's mad about their

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theories not not being addressed. Maybe I did address

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Speaker 1: Jerry and I'm just not remembering. I mean, I listen,

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Speaker 1: you got you saw the last one. I don't smile.

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Speaker 1: You think you think I'm skipping my mom's phone calls

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Speaker 1: so I can rush to your email. Talk to Jerry.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. Right. You may not be a

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Speaker 1: g Jerry, but you're still a Jerry guy. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't forget. You're named after a cartoon mouse or a

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Speaker 1: pedophilic comedian. You name which one. And she was seventeen.

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Speaker 1: We all knew it. I don't know how he got

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Speaker 1: away with that. He got away with it Scott free

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Speaker 1: and move and then kept telling jokes about like how

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Speaker 1: how apples are weird or whatever it is that that

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Speaker 1: is these weirdos talking about apples on stage. I will say,

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Speaker 1: there's a reason they don't want to discuss sex, because

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Speaker 1: they're doing it weird. Look, dog, The people who are

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Speaker 1: like the most like innocuous, I ain't talking about nothing

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Speaker 1: like conflict. Any comedian who seems to have no conflict

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Speaker 1: nothing like that. Don't trust them. I don't give a

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Speaker 1: funk who say what blood? Yeah, like it truly like

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's you don't even it's not that you

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Speaker 1: Jerry said, hey, Lankson and David, I sent the conspiracy

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Speaker 1: mama told me that music and artists put hidden messages

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Speaker 1: in their music, not to brainwash folks, but just subtle

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Speaker 1: weren't paying attention. The song at the top of the list,

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Speaker 1: Candy by Cameo, is supposed to be about doing cocaine.

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Speaker 1: There are a few others, like Pretty Wings being about

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Speaker 1: someone dying, although that seems obvious. I mean SODA's candy

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Speaker 1: being about cocaine. Yeah, you yes, I know cocaine to you,

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Speaker 1: you idiot that whole song. Hen you didn't hear that

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Speaker 1: I will say, crunch, crunch, crunch. That's it was. That

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Speaker 1: of the most like elusive ones, right, they feel of

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Shy He's is it at the end. Also,

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Speaker 1: I was so used to hearing that song when I

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, you're a party of the

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Speaker 1: Kanye West and Adam Levine. Yeah, no, it was Chris Martin.

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Speaker 1: It is fair enough. Chris Martin cheated on Gwyneth Paltrow,

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Speaker 1: I imagine what band is Chris Martin man cold Play?

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Speaker 1: that's not And I don't like Radiohead. Damn. Well, I

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Speaker 1: That's in But that's an insane comparison. Well, these are

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Speaker 1: just two things I don't like. I don't mean that

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Speaker 1: they're okay. I I just think. I just think in

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Speaker 1: the future, let's put a little distance between cold Play

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Speaker 1: and Radiohead. I think, I think whatever we feel about

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Speaker 1: they're they're not You're you're mixing dark and light liquors.

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Speaker 1: And I understand you know what, I man, that was

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Speaker 1: a rum, That was a that was a coconut rum

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Speaker 1: whiskey situation. And yeah, and in a way that like

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Speaker 1: of the liquor store. You know which one is the Scotch,

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Speaker 1: which one is the shooter. Radio Head is amazing, truly

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Speaker 1: like one of the greatest bands to ever do. Band stuff,

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Speaker 1: if that's what you're into. Yeah stuff, Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a musician. I just and Maroon five is trash. No,

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Speaker 1: you see, you don't even remember what what band you're

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Speaker 1: talking about? Play oh yeah yea, and cold Play, I

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Speaker 1: would say, has had a number of hits, but also

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm gonna say Balinciaga instead of just like

422
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: leaving it at you know, Gucci or Fanti or whatever

423
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: the fuck you're actually wearing or interested in blah blah

424
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. No, that's yeah, No, that's fair. I

425
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: think it's like I just donna think it's going anywhere.

426
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: I think it's the tales all the time. It always

427
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: will be so often times, and I've betimes, and to

428
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: be fair to this point is like sometimes I'll see

429
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: some ship that's actually about another some other ship, and

430
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: I'll get like excited. But you've never seen that movie,

431
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: the Legend of Bag of Advance. I have never uh

432
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: sat down and I thought it was just a coon movie.

433
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: And it turns out it's it's the bogle Akita the

434
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: Hindu text. Oh makes it far less so Wait, this

435
00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: is a like a Hindu story they're adapting with. It's

436
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: the story of the warrior king or whatever. Yeah, somebody

437
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: they taught me that in high school. But then they

438
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: adapted into Matt Damon plays golf with Will Smith. Yeah

439
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: that's why they have all these weird sounding names like

440
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: Ranolph Juna. That's an Indian name. Dog whoa, that's crazy. Well,

441
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: that's just when my high school teacher told me it

442
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: might be wrong. I remember so we we we we

443
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: we we we terrorized her. I remember this girl, Sasha,

444
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: she asked that she was a virgin. Is the funniest

445
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen a high school She raised her

446
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: hand and she and she was like Sasha and she

447
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: was like, Mr Gear, you a virgin. I've had a

448
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: student do that to me and uh, and I will say,

449
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: I've never wanted to find a person more than You're

450
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: so funniest thing you could do to a teacher as

451
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: a child. And he what made it so obnoxious was

452
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: that he was sort of like this very meek, very

453
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: sort of like not that that wild ass kid that

454
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: you would expect to be the one doing it. And

455
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: so it made it more like he sincerely didn't know.

456
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: But I feel like he was just fucking with you

457
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it wasn't he thought you

458
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: were the one to steal on. Yeah, he just was like,

459
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,959
Speaker 1: this will fix my my awkward high school experience if

460
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: I air out this motherfucker of all my peers and it,

461
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: to be honest, it might have worked. He got the

462
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: wrong one. What was the reaction I aired it? I

463
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: I shot back, baby, are you a virgin? What we're doing?

464
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: What's up? I was like, no, are you you know

465
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, I'm I ain't not for a

466
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: second am I sitting in that feeling not since Yeah,

467
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: come on, big dog, I made it through high school

468
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: and you're about to get me. It might be your dad.

469
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: You're right, because because the fear that they're they're hoping

470
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play in is be like why I can't

471
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: reply because this is sexualizing a teen or or putting

472
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: a you know, nah, look, hey, what's up? Who you

473
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: fuck it? Who you fucking who you be with? Because no,

474
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna sit in that feeling. And if

475
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: my job is on the line after words, so goddamn

476
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: be it. Then all these students were like, hey, Mr

477
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: Kerman is yeah, like Mr Kor do you have like

478
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: some cool No, I couldn't do it. I just yeah,

479
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: And in part because I was much younger than everybody

480
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: on the stag. Yeah, And so in that way, I

481
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: think they were worried that like, if I became too familiar,

482
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: it would sort of it was already a challenge, sort

483
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: of like not you. I'm not saying you, but that's

484
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: how people end up students. I think, So you become

485
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: too like, too much of a friend, and then it's

486
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: something in my high school I seen it. Yeah. I

487
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: never wanted to be their friends their teens. I didn't

488
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: suck a teacher, No good for you. I mean I

489
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: would have had the opportunity arisen to funk one of

490
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: your teachers. Yeah, I would have, But I don't think

491
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: it would have got because here's what happened. Is like

492
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: a student in my high school did it. And it

493
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: was a little brother of somebody that I was close to.

494
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: It was a boy, girls, It wasn't a male teacher.

495
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: Having said it was a female teacher having sessed with

496
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: a man, the one that you always think is cool.

497
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: But then when it happened, when it happened the way

498
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: it shook out, I was like, oh, this is yeah,

499
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: she she's that was that was That was abuse, and

500
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: it ruined his life. It really fucked up the little

501
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: boy's life. Yeah, no, I don't think. I don't think

502
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: it's ever as cool as we have iagined it would be.

503
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: It true. I was wishing, Oh I would have happily

504
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: done it in in high school and and never looked

505
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: back at my therapist. Yeah I would. I would have

506
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: looked back at my therapist as I'm leaving, I would say,

507
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: am I gonna be okay? And she has been like,

508
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's see you next week, big man.

509
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: She called me big man because there's a closeness. Now yeah, no,

510
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: I understand. Listen, we're all in too deep anyways. The

511
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: messages in music, I believe it. Yeah, I think that.

512
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: I think that's a hundred percent possible. I think there is.

513
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: In fact, it's more than likely that there are secret messages,

514
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: some more harmful than others. And the best thing we

515
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: can do is, uh, it's just listen to the messages

516
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: from people we like. You know, yeah, hug your loved

517
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: ones while while Future sings to you about why Gucci

518
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: is the best of all the brands. If she catching cheating,

519
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: catch me cheating, I won't never tell her. Sorry. Yeah,

520
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: I was that not militarizing the population, bron. If that's

521
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: not the secret message that makes you a fucking the

522
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: type of person that slits a puppy's throat, I don't know.

523
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: God damn a mom. Yeah, it's like, bro, you have

524
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: you have so many kids, there has to be a

525
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: daughter in there some way. Yea. And not that it

526
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: should require a daughter for you to be even remotely humane,

527
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: but but at the same time, god damn. Yeah. Yeah,

528
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: his music makes me feel like a prude sometimes, you know,

529
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,959
Speaker 1: like sometimes you listen to super gangster rapping. You're like, oh,

530
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not like Benny the Butcher. Yeah that's

531
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: the future. Like yo, my heart longs for love. Yeah No,

532
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: I know everybody is always judgmental of things, but I've

533
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: never related to jay Z more than uh four or

534
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: four where I was like, Oh, this is just a

535
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,439
Speaker 1: man who goes to work and trying to do better.

536
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: I get that, man, That's that's that's the longevity I'm

537
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 1: looking for. When he was talking about cocaine, I didn't

538
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: get that motherfucker at all. I told my friends I did. Yeah, No,

539
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: I pretended to, and I tried try as hard as

540
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: I could. But and I enjoyed trying. I can't think

541
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: of an artist I enjoyed trying with more. But did

542
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: I get it? No? I didn't get it. But when

543
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: he when he got to being like, hey man, I

544
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: just wanna I just want to learn to stretch in

545
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: the morning and and check check stocks, it was like, yeah,

546
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: jay Z, I get it. I like this. I also

547
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: eat grape fruit with a spoon, still about the little No,

548
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: I eat it because I'm still I'm still out here.

549
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: I feel it like an orange. I love that for

550
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: you well, Jerry, uh the j I I believe this

551
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 1: should have answered your question. There definitely are conspiracy theories.

552
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: Next time you come to us, you come with something

553
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: better than the very coked out band cameo talking about

554
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: candy as a reference to cocaine. People call it nos candy.

555
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: They just start off on Jesus Christ. Jerry, you've made

556
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: a fool of yourself again yet again. Right let this

557
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: is quite possibly your second time around the Bend and

558
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: this is what the funk you came back with. Jerry,

559
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: you make us sick. Well, Bory, could you tell the

560
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: people where they can find you and what cool should

561
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: you have going on? Yeah? You can find December twenty second,

562
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: I will be at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in

563
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Nevada. Come out and make sure I don't

564
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: have a terrible Christmas. Don't worry. I'm just kidding. Don't

565
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: talk to me. I honestly don't like it. I mean,

566
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: I like you, I like I take a picture with you,

567
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: but don't talk to me much after that. Damn me.

568
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: Here's something and I'll answer it on a plane, but

569
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't got it. Back back and forth face.

570
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: You mean you don't like being held captive by an

571
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: audience after the show while they repeat your jokes back

572
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: to you poorly. I like, I like taking a picture

573
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: talking to somebody for a couple of seconds. Like in Portland,

574
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: a lady, a fan of the show, was like, Hey,

575
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: my sister works for this company that helps people out

576
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: in Ciri Leon. I like ship like that, but I can't.

577
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: I can't hear your life. I ain't got it and

578
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: you honestly, I don't want to tell you mine. Yeah, no,

579
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: that's fair. That's that's a percent fair. And no I

580
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: don't want to tell you. If you didn't learn enough

581
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: about my life from my our performance, then then catch

582
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: me next time. Yeah, I don't got much else to offer,

583
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 1: your big dog. Where can the people see you? Langston?

584
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: They can follow me at Langston Kerman on all platforms.

585
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: I would love to hear from you, And if you

586
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: would love to send us your own conspiracy theories, your

587
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: own drops, if you want to say everything you didn't

588
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: get a chance to say to David while you were

589
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: in Portland holding him captive, please send that to my

590
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

591
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: hear from you. That's about it. By bitch. Motherfucking many years,

592
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: so many episode, motherfucking many episode. Motherfucking many years, so

593
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: many episode, motherfucking many episode