WEBVTT - The Library Tough Guy

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into it, Dear Elvis. My boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>Justin loves two things in life, me and working out

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<v Speaker 2>at the gym. Oh let's phone tap him when he

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<v Speaker 2>gets out of his workout and see if we can

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<v Speaker 2>stir up some trouble. All right, So when a guy

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<v Speaker 2>is taking his time at the gym very seriously, when

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<v Speaker 2>he gets off the workout, he wants to breathe it down. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to mess with him? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Leanne starts the call to her boyfriend Justin, who were

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<v Speaker 2>phone tapping? Calling him from the library. Garrett joins in

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<v Speaker 2>as the guy trying to get some work done at

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<v Speaker 2>the library. And let's see how all these moving parts

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<v Speaker 2>work together in today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hi, honey, tell you what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing? What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just finishing up a workout at the gym?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I that's the liar. Oh so yeah, I'm like

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<v Speaker 4>in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just keep it down for a minute. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to finish up a paper over here. I would

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that, so thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, sorry, Oh, some guys, So you know how Katie

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<v Speaker 4>is getting married? Remember I told you, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to be in the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me? Can you at least take the conversation outside

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<v Speaker 1>while I finish?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but this is my conversation, so, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe you could just move.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry I didn't. Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, so we're at the store, right and.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, step outside so others can finish their work

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<v Speaker 1>in the library, that's where.

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<v Speaker 3>We Hey, yeah, this is a jerk over here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to ask you to hang up the

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<v Speaker 1>phone up.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Some guy is just like telling me to be quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me that. I'm hello, who's this hello? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>She's acting very loud in the library.

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<v Speaker 3>Mind your business before I come over there and break

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<v Speaker 3>your legs.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I can't mind my business because she is

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<v Speaker 1>so loud over here, going wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you why why don't you go study some more?

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<v Speaker 3>Put your face back in the book.

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<v Speaker 1>I am trying to, but I have a high pitched

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<v Speaker 1>screech in my ear from your girlfriend talking so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she knows any public manners, but maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>You should take you know what, you know what, don't

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<v Speaker 3>don't even start there, right, don't even talk to her

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to you like that because.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't talk to me like that. You're disrespecting me

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<v Speaker 3>and her.

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<v Speaker 1>You're disrespecting the sanctuary of this library.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm trying to get some before I put it

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<v Speaker 3>in there for you, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't get violent with me. Okay. I've read up on

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<v Speaker 1>guys like you, and I know how to take you down.

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<v Speaker 3>What does and what does it say?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Let me open up thesaurus to douche. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>how's your picture on you?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait till I get out of the gym. I'm coming

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<v Speaker 3>right there. How long you're gonna be there, I will

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<v Speaker 3>be where you're gonna be there all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I live in this place. Okay, this is like my

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<v Speaker 1>bat cave.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wait, wait till I get there. Wait till I

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<v Speaker 3>get there.

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<v Speaker 1>I need you, and you're a noxious little girlfriend to

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<v Speaker 1>take your business elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch your mouth, watch your mouth, all right. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>say another word until I get there, and then say

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<v Speaker 3>it to my face when I get there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't come to your gym and start grunting in

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<v Speaker 1>front of you. That's what your girlfriend's basically doing to

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<v Speaker 1>me in my sanctuary of this library.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have any idea who you're talking to right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I have you ever been smacked in the head with

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<v Speaker 1>the World Book Encyclopedia because I'm without Is that what.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna do? Is that what you're gonna do. Make

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<v Speaker 3>that promise to me right now. Make that promise to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be mister iyodoa gym, but I lift all

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<v Speaker 1>my axe all day. You don't know how heavy those are.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if you will submit trucks, wait till I get

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<v Speaker 3>there with all my buddies. You're not gonna have one

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<v Speaker 3>word to say to me. You're gonna be hiding. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>even try to call campus security. I am talking. I

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<v Speaker 3>dare you keep talking?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, if you're gonna come in, at least respect.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you need to leanne You need to hear.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the phone with someone you don't even know

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<v Speaker 3>who this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't even know who you're messing with over

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<v Speaker 1>here at the library.

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<v Speaker 3>You see what's gonna happen. Keep running your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Just wait, okay, I am going to step aside and

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<v Speaker 1>get a breath of fresh air as I prepare for

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<v Speaker 1>your ass to be kicked.

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<v Speaker 3>You can kick anyone in your life. You've probably never

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<v Speaker 3>been in a fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you back the phone to your obnxious.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you're gonna kick?

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your d bad boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut. He's not gonna stress you anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>He says that I was obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll call my buddies. Were on our way. I just

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<v Speaker 3>left the gym. You already know I'm pumped up. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin. You just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Garrett from Elvis stair In in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and your girlfriend Leanne wanted to play a joke on

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<v Speaker 1>you in my phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm on my way to the library

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<v Speaker 3>right now. I can tell you that much phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone table was pre recorded permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show