WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Rubbin and Clubbin

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<v Speaker 1>Bob in the morning. For today's second day update, we

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<v Speaker 1>got a dude named Gavin on the phone, and Gavin

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<v Speaker 1>said he met the girl he wants to call the

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<v Speaker 1>day at a bros night at the club. Yeah, brisknight,

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<v Speaker 1>bris knight out. Yeah, you know where dudes go out

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<v Speaker 1>trolling for ladies and it's never successful. Then you just

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<v Speaker 1>end the bros night back at your buddy's house drinking

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<v Speaker 1>and complaining about how all the girls were ugly. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>a lesbians too? I mean, any want to talk to us,

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<v Speaker 1>must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Only possible explanation. That's all that could possibly be. But

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at a

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<v Speaker 1>bro's night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's up? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing O good? How'd you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you actually meet a girl where you were

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<v Speaker 1>out with your buddies? Oh? Man, you guys can't hate

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<v Speaker 1>all you want, But me and my buddy day we

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<v Speaker 1>go rubbing and club and all the time. Did you wait, stop, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 1>You did not just say rubbing and clubbing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even really know what that means. Do you rub first,

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<v Speaker 1>you club first, what's happening? Use your imagination? It ain't

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<v Speaker 1>clever one about the robbing? Right, oh man, imagination and

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<v Speaker 1>you're bro's night just got a lot more into dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're the guy that girls try to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that to write about that sometimes, but

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<v Speaker 1>I instantly like you better for that response. Though. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody hits all the time, right but right, okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta try, all right, So it sounds like you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>strike out this night. What's the girl's name that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today, Casey? Oh say it like that?

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<v Speaker 1>She must be sexy? Oh man, this girl was sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>She was exactly what I was looking for. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know you dressed well, you know, I dressed really nice

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<v Speaker 1>and I smell really good. And my thing, it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, right, what attracted you to Casey? She was

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<v Speaker 1>the only female that looked in your general direction? Or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm like a dancer too, right, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a professional dance. I don't have no training or nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>but I go clubing a lot and I watch other

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<v Speaker 1>people and I go home and I practice oh, good job. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and

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<v Speaker 1>isn't just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you do. Ladies like the dancing, yeah, and sometimes helps

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<v Speaker 1>with the grinding, you know exactly, all right, So you

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<v Speaker 1>impressed her with your dance moves. It's her a little

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<v Speaker 1>stinky leg in her direction, and she was like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well her would at first she caught my eye, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she had to catch my eye with her dance moves,

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<v Speaker 1>and just she was looking good. Man. She was wearing

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<v Speaker 1>this cute little thing and she was just looking good.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that's all about body language when you're when

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<v Speaker 1>you're rubbing and club in, right, And so you got

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<v Speaker 1>to like people. Like the reason people strike out is right,

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<v Speaker 1>they just go up to somebody and they're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, and they can throw us some stupid lying.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't do that, man. You gotta do the

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<v Speaker 1>body language. You gotta get to know somebody like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make them notice me before I come up and

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<v Speaker 1>say anything to them. Okay, you stand across the dance

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<v Speaker 1>floor and you bite your lower lip and you do

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<v Speaker 1>like a hump gesture and pulling at him. No. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like a night at the Rocksbury. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta be smoothed, and you gotta look like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice guy and someone who's just having a good time. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>People attracted to somebody who's having a good time. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta laugh a lot, talk to other people, be

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<v Speaker 1>really loud, exactly okay, and then you would you like

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<v Speaker 1>slowly move your way closer. And before you know he

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<v Speaker 1>was dancing together, and we was vive and having a

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<v Speaker 1>good time, and the one thing with another. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of drinks together and re chat and we're

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<v Speaker 1>back in my place, you know. And what was that? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I was super excited about it, popping out

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<v Speaker 1>of my pants and we're like, oh god, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he did it. I think Robin and Club it

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<v Speaker 1>totally meant it like that. I might have meant it

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Yeah, very very excited that she was there.

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<v Speaker 1>And did everything go according to plan? You guys hook up? No? No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm in my club and clothes. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all looking nice, but it's a little restrictive. So I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go change into something little restrictive and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come back. Hey, I want to come back out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened then, but she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's at the door and look what's up. And she says,

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever talk to me again, you disgusting pig, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she leaves. WHOA, that's extreme, Kevin. Why'd you get

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<v Speaker 1>called a pig? What'd you do? I have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do. No, No, what's the change clothes to

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<v Speaker 1>come back? And she's ready to go? Are you sure

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have like a white board in your house

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<v Speaker 1>that has like number checks for every girl you've brought

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<v Speaker 1>back home? No? No, I keep that hitting the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I feel like I believe you're still

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<v Speaker 1>he Is there anything in your apartment at all that

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<v Speaker 1>she could have saw that would make her call you

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<v Speaker 1>a pig? Listen, I don't have anything out in my

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<v Speaker 1>apartment that any lady could see that could be offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want to bring somebody home, I don't to

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<v Speaker 1>run away like any like movies or whatever. Nothing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe when you said you wanted to get into something

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<v Speaker 1>less restrictive, that for some reason she thought that that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't what was on your mind when you guys went

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<v Speaker 1>back to your house. No, I promise you she knew

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what was happening because when I came back out,

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<v Speaker 1>she had put her clothes back on. Oh okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>she was already in the undressed state. She even got dressed. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And have you tried to reach out to her since

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<v Speaker 1>I did? I tried to texting her, but I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure she blocked me. Yes, she said, never talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me again. She was I think serious. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>need your held, man. This hook up never happened. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the hookup that never was. Well, play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update, and see

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<v Speaker 1>if we can make the hookup that never was become

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<v Speaker 1>the hookup that could be. That's not like a movie

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<v Speaker 1>title or something. I love it. Let's do it. You.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the sequel to rubbing and clubbing, So do that

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. Hanging point five looking jubile in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. All right, Gavin, are you ready to

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<v Speaker 1>make your phone call? I'm ready. Well, before we do that, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to slip into something a little more comfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like how you did it on your date

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<v Speaker 1>so I know you can't see me right now because

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the phone. But I've put on my leather shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>my knee high jim socks. How is this more comfortable?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? My pink Vicky secret bra our NERF. We're

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<v Speaker 1>putting our NERF. Oh my god, you gotta stop. You

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<v Speaker 1>can be hot and bothered. Unzip the mouth on my mask? There, sorry, Gavin,

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<v Speaker 1>turn from all right, don't put in my buttons. Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know you're getting all excited. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to call this girl for a second date.

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<v Speaker 1>You just want to meet up with me now. The

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I bring that up is because Gavin and

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<v Speaker 1>met a girl named Casey at the club. They went

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<v Speaker 1>back to his house. They're fooling around and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go change my clothes, slipp into something a

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<v Speaker 1>little more comfortable, and then when he came out, she

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<v Speaker 1>had put her clothes back on, called him a pig

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<v Speaker 1>and said she never wanted to talk to him, and

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<v Speaker 1>then left. You believe that, yeah, we do believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very believable, Gavin. It's unbelievable. I'm not a pig.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why she thinks that. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give her a call right now and see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can figure it out for you. Okay, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck. The SCO don't even answer her phone. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. I don't feel super great about calling

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<v Speaker 1>this girl because she said she never wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you again. Are you looking just for a hook

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<v Speaker 1>up with her? Do you need some sort of ex

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<v Speaker 1>like what do you want out of this absolute? There's

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<v Speaker 1>like a thousand girls you can go hook up with, Gavin.

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<v Speaker 1>Why her because if you saw her, you know? And

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<v Speaker 1>also because she walked away set on it. That's all? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I will stop you from all the romantic talk and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll continue this. Yeah, we'll see if we can make

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<v Speaker 1>this love connection happen for you. All Right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dollar phone number. Hello, Hi, can I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to Casey please? This is she who says, Hey, Casey,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. Who are you calling from? Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't know you? All right, No you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today, Casey,

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<v Speaker 1>because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you.

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<v Speaker 1>U who, I don't understand what's happening. Well, we do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody and then end up not calling them back after

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<v Speaker 1>they email us to see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out what happened. And you

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<v Speaker 1>recently met a dude named Gavin while you're out at

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<v Speaker 1>the club. Oh my odd Oh it literally sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>you just threw up in your mouth right now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I did. So. Gavin told us a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about meeting you. He said he liked you a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and he thought everything was going fine, but then you

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<v Speaker 1>left his house and called him a pig and said

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<v Speaker 1>you never wanted to talk to him again. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>you can understand why. I don't know why he'd be confused, though, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>according to him, everything up until that moment was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he knows why. No, Well, we talked to

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<v Speaker 1>him and he has no idea. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us the guy's a pig? And he knows it.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually doesn't, though, think about this, okay, So he's

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<v Speaker 1>a pig and he's going to continue being a pig

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<v Speaker 1>unless he knows why he's a pig, and he has

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. So if you tell us, then we can

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<v Speaker 1>tell him and maybe he can change his ways and

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<v Speaker 1>not be a pig anymore. You could help turn that

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<v Speaker 1>pig into a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right,

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<v Speaker 1>she threw up in her own mouth, for God's as,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that may be a stretching. I just that

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<v Speaker 1>he's a cheater. Whoa how and how do you know that? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he told you, but we were

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. We were, and we were on

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<v Speaker 1>his couch, and then he went into his room and

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<v Speaker 1>so I looked up and I saw that he had

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<v Speaker 1>you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah, yeah, And you know

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<v Speaker 1>I just met him, and you know, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me

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<v Speaker 1>that you could find out a lot about people from

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<v Speaker 1>from their amazons. Right that all I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say he was cheating with Alexa. Quait. Wait, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you can um grocery shop shop for groceries

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<v Speaker 1>with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked, Alex, so,

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<v Speaker 1>what's in your shopping list? And so he had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of like razor blades and shaving cream and cotton balls.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it started getting into stuff like Semine Hyde product,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Secret deodorant, the like CoverGirl makeup. Yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 1>lives in a one bedroom apartment. So this isn't a roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>He's clearly living with a woman. It must have been

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend. Oh my god, you are he's using that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff for himself a camp on. Really, they can they

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<v Speaker 1>can be fun if you know how to use them correctly. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>don't dude, ask how I know that, But they can

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<v Speaker 1>be Casey, you are like a genius sleuth. I feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, I've got to take care of myself because

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of guys out there who will

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<v Speaker 1>just sleep around and I'm not that kind of girl.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say something. What.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, Casey, that's Gavin. He's on the other line

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. Hey, Casey, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you come in like that, Gavin, really, really, she

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<v Speaker 1>just busted, you, dude, But because I don't, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not worried, because it's all the stuffs from my mom

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<v Speaker 1>for my mom. I just three shipping for you. Say

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<v Speaker 1>anyone can say that. I can. Ye know. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>way that could be your mom's. That's just bullshit because

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<v Speaker 1>your mom wouldn't wear cover girl makeup. My mom had me.

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<v Speaker 1>She when she was a sopht born high school. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a young, hot mom that's getty worse th she's

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<v Speaker 1>my sister, Kevin, that doesn't You're not buying tampons for

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<v Speaker 1>your mom. I don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand you're upset right now, and that's that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgive you, but I didn't do nothing wrong. For

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<v Speaker 1>what is there to forgive you. I mean, you left

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<v Speaker 1>me hanging. He was about to go down, and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you call me a pig so and

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<v Speaker 1>you're a lying pig. I mean, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you've been through that you you're so distrusting. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>promise classic classic. He's trying to turn it back around

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<v Speaker 1>on you, Casey and make you the crazy one. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>take it. Don't take the bait. Yeah, no, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>the crazy. You're the one who's buying tampons for your

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<v Speaker 1>mom and CoverGirl makeup. Right, Yeah, Kevin, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products? Because I love

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<v Speaker 1>my mom? No, it still sounds weird, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people like their moms or love their

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<v Speaker 1>moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy them tampons

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<v Speaker 1>and makeup. She gives me a list and I'll order

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<v Speaker 1>this stuff. Okay, Wait, hold on, what's so hard to understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't she just, I don't know, maybe go to

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<v Speaker 1>the grocery store or order herself. Because she would have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the grocery store to do it. She

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<v Speaker 1>could just tell me what to do, and I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>She don't under computers and all that. Wait, you have

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<v Speaker 1>a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers. Now your

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<v Speaker 1>story is really starting to unravel here, buddy, Well, she

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in the eighties. When I left the other night,

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<v Speaker 1>I was one hundred percent sure you were a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I'm one hundred twenty percent sure you're a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've got this mom's boy complex. Okay, I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>is there's still time to salve you something out of this?

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<v Speaker 1>What we never had anything? Come on, you are still

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<v Speaker 1>not trying here again? It are you? I am a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful woman. You know at this point I wouldn't touch

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<v Speaker 1>you with a ten foot poll. Maybe your your lies

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<v Speaker 1>would work with somebody else at the club, but not

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<v Speaker 1>to me. Oh I was born yesterday. I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were just a running the milk cheater. But now, oh god, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no thanks? Okay, Well in that case, Casey, I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to ask you if you'll go out with Gavin

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date. We will pay for it, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually I have to go right now. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to go to work. Um, this is taking up a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my time. Got a way to start the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you have some time baut on your way back? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, I guess I'm not getting les. Gavin, you

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<v Speaker 1>were still there? Yeah, I'm here. Gavin, You're a dirty dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe you. You lied to us too. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not an idiot, Gavin, I don't know. Really, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go buy tampons for your mom next, Josey asked me, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you would not. That is such a lie. Even online.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't know that. You can't prove it. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, Kevin Casey, the door that you called

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so I

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<v Speaker 1>trust you overheard. Yeah right, exactly, Thank you, Broken Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning.