Speaker 1: Bob in the morning. For today's second day update, we
Speaker 1: got a dude named Gavin on the phone, and Gavin
Speaker 1: said he met the girl he wants to call the
Speaker 1: day at a bros night at the club. Yeah, brisknight,
Speaker 1: bris knight out. Yeah, you know where dudes go out
Speaker 1: trolling for ladies and it's never successful. Then you just
Speaker 1: end the bros night back at your buddy's house drinking
Speaker 1: and complaining about how all the girls were ugly. Anyway,
Speaker 1: a lesbians too? I mean, any want to talk to us,
Speaker 1: must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight.
Speaker 1: Only possible explanation. That's all that could possibly be. But
Speaker 1: it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at a
Speaker 1: bro's night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's up? Man?
Speaker 1: How are you doing O good? How'd you do that?
Speaker 1: How did you actually meet a girl where you were
Speaker 1: out with your buddies? Oh? Man, you guys can't hate
Speaker 1: all you want, But me and my buddy day we
Speaker 1: go rubbing and club and all the time. Did you wait, stop, Gavin,
Speaker 1: You did not just say rubbing and clubbing. I don't
Speaker 1: even really know what that means. Do you rub first,
Speaker 1: you club first, what's happening? Use your imagination? It ain't
Speaker 1: clever one about the robbing? Right, oh man, imagination and
Speaker 1: you're bro's night just got a lot more into dude.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're the guy that girls try to
Speaker 1: avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, Gavin,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that to write about that sometimes, but
Speaker 1: I instantly like you better for that response. Though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody hits all the time, right but right, okay, you
Speaker 1: gotta try, all right, So it sounds like you didn't
Speaker 1: strike out this night. What's the girl's name that you
Speaker 1: want to call today, Casey? Oh say it like that?
Speaker 1: She must be sexy? Oh man, this girl was sexy.
Speaker 1: She was exactly what I was looking for. And you
Speaker 1: know you dressed well, you know, I dressed really nice
Speaker 1: and I smell really good. And my thing, it's like,
Speaker 1: I can't, right, what attracted you to Casey? She was
Speaker 1: the only female that looked in your general direction? Or
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like a dancer too, right, Like I'm
Speaker 1: not a professional dance. I don't have no training or nothing,
Speaker 1: but I go clubing a lot and I watch other
Speaker 1: people and I go home and I practice oh, good job. Okay,
Speaker 1: I can actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and
Speaker 1: isn't just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know
Speaker 1: you do. Ladies like the dancing, yeah, and sometimes helps
Speaker 1: with the grinding, you know exactly, all right, So you
Speaker 1: impressed her with your dance moves. It's her a little
Speaker 1: stinky leg in her direction, and she was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well her would at first she caught my eye, right,
Speaker 1: she had to catch my eye with her dance moves,
Speaker 1: and just she was looking good. Man. She was wearing
Speaker 1: this cute little thing and she was just looking good.
Speaker 1: And so that's all about body language when you're when
Speaker 1: you're rubbing and club in, right, And so you got
Speaker 1: to like people. Like the reason people strike out is right,
Speaker 1: they just go up to somebody and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, and they can throw us some stupid lying.
Speaker 1: But you can't do that, man. You gotta do the
Speaker 1: body language. You gotta get to know somebody like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make them notice me before I come up and
Speaker 1: say anything to them. Okay, you stand across the dance
Speaker 1: floor and you bite your lower lip and you do
Speaker 1: like a hump gesture and pulling at him. No. Man,
Speaker 1: it's not like a night at the Rocksbury. Like, you know,
Speaker 1: you gotta be smoothed, and you gotta look like a
Speaker 1: nice guy and someone who's just having a good time. Right.
Speaker 1: People attracted to somebody who's having a good time. Right.
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh a lot, talk to other people, be
Speaker 1: really loud, exactly okay, and then you would you like
Speaker 1: slowly move your way closer. And before you know he
Speaker 1: was dancing together, and we was vive and having a
Speaker 1: good time, and the one thing with another. We have
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks together and re chat and we're
Speaker 1: back in my place, you know. And what was that? Like?
Speaker 1: I was. I was super excited about it, popping out
Speaker 1: of my pants and we're like, oh god, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he did it. I think Robin and Club it
Speaker 1: totally meant it like that. I might have meant it
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, very very excited that she was there.
Speaker 1: And did everything go according to plan? You guys hook up? No? No, no.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm in my club and clothes. It's
Speaker 1: all looking nice, but it's a little restrictive. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go change into something little restrictive and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come back. Hey, I want to come back out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened then, but she was like,
Speaker 1: she's at the door and look what's up. And she says,
Speaker 1: don't ever talk to me again, you disgusting pig, and
Speaker 1: then she leaves. WHOA, that's extreme, Kevin. Why'd you get
Speaker 1: called a pig? What'd you do? I have no idea
Speaker 1: I didn't do. No, No, what's the change clothes to
Speaker 1: come back? And she's ready to go? Are you sure
Speaker 1: you don't have like a white board in your house
Speaker 1: that has like number checks for every girl you've brought
Speaker 1: back home? No? No, I keep that hitting the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I believe you're still
Speaker 1: he Is there anything in your apartment at all that
Speaker 1: she could have saw that would make her call you
Speaker 1: a pig? Listen, I don't have anything out in my
Speaker 1: apartment that any lady could see that could be offensive.
Speaker 1: If I want to bring somebody home, I don't to
Speaker 1: run away like any like movies or whatever. Nothing. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe when you said you wanted to get into something
Speaker 1: less restrictive, that for some reason she thought that that
Speaker 1: wasn't what was on your mind when you guys went
Speaker 1: back to your house. No, I promise you she knew
Speaker 1: exactly what was happening because when I came back out,
Speaker 1: she had put her clothes back on. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: she was already in the undressed state. She even got dressed. Okay.
Speaker 1: And have you tried to reach out to her since
Speaker 1: I did? I tried to texting her, but I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure she blocked me. Yes, she said, never talk to
Speaker 1: me again. She was I think serious. That's why I
Speaker 1: need your held, man. This hook up never happened. It's
Speaker 1: the hookup that never was. Well, play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update, and see
Speaker 1: if we can make the hookup that never was become
Speaker 1: the hookup that could be. That's not like a movie
Speaker 1: title or something. I love it. Let's do it. You.
Speaker 1: It's the sequel to rubbing and clubbing, So do that
Speaker 1: right after this. Hanging point five looking jubile in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date update. All right, Gavin, are you ready to
Speaker 1: make your phone call? I'm ready. Well, before we do that, Gavin,
Speaker 1: I need to slip into something a little more comfortable,
Speaker 1: kind of like how you did it on your date
Speaker 1: so I know you can't see me right now because
Speaker 1: you're on the phone. But I've put on my leather shorts,
Speaker 1: my knee high jim socks. How is this more comfortable?
Speaker 1: Of course? My pink Vicky secret bra our NERF. We're
Speaker 1: putting our NERF. Oh my god, you gotta stop. You
Speaker 1: can be hot and bothered. Unzip the mouth on my mask? There, sorry, Gavin,
Speaker 1: turn from all right, don't put in my buttons. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know you're getting all excited. You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to call this girl for a second date.
Speaker 1: You just want to meet up with me now. The
Speaker 1: reason why I bring that up is because Gavin and
Speaker 1: met a girl named Casey at the club. They went
Speaker 1: back to his house. They're fooling around and he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go change my clothes, slipp into something a
Speaker 1: little more comfortable, and then when he came out, she
Speaker 1: had put her clothes back on, called him a pig
Speaker 1: and said she never wanted to talk to him, and
Speaker 1: then left. You believe that, yeah, we do believe it.
Speaker 1: It's very believable, Gavin. It's unbelievable. I'm not a pig.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she thinks that. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll give her a call right now and see if
Speaker 1: we can figure it out for you. Okay, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: good luck. The SCO don't even answer her phone. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I don't feel super great about calling
Speaker 1: this girl because she said she never wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to you again. Are you looking just for a hook
Speaker 1: up with her? Do you need some sort of ex
Speaker 1: like what do you want out of this absolute? There's
Speaker 1: like a thousand girls you can go hook up with, Gavin.
Speaker 1: Why her because if you saw her, you know? And
Speaker 1: also because she walked away set on it. That's all? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I will stop you from all the romantic talk and
Speaker 1: we'll continue this. Yeah, we'll see if we can make
Speaker 1: this love connection happen for you. All Right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm a dollar phone number. Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Casey please? This is she who says, Hey, Casey,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Who are you calling from? Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know you? All right, No you don't,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today, Casey,
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you.
Speaker 1: U who, I don't understand what's happening. Well, we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up not calling them back after
Speaker 1: they email us to see if we can get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And you
Speaker 1: recently met a dude named Gavin while you're out at
Speaker 1: the club. Oh my odd Oh it literally sounded like
Speaker 1: you just threw up in your mouth right now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I did. So. Gavin told us a little bit
Speaker 1: about meeting you. He said he liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: and he thought everything was going fine, but then you
Speaker 1: left his house and called him a pig and said
Speaker 1: you never wanted to talk to him again. That's right,
Speaker 1: you can understand why. I don't know why he'd be confused, though, Like,
Speaker 1: according to him, everything up until that moment was great.
Speaker 1: I think he knows why. No, Well, we talked to
Speaker 1: him and he has no idea. Do you want to
Speaker 1: tell us the guy's a pig? And he knows it.
Speaker 1: He actually doesn't, though, think about this, okay, So he's
Speaker 1: a pig and he's going to continue being a pig
Speaker 1: unless he knows why he's a pig, and he has
Speaker 1: no idea. So if you tell us, then we can
Speaker 1: tell him and maybe he can change his ways and
Speaker 1: not be a pig anymore. You could help turn that
Speaker 1: pig into a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right,
Speaker 1: she threw up in her own mouth, for God's as,
Speaker 1: I think that may be a stretching. I just that
Speaker 1: he's a cheater. Whoa how and how do you know that? So?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you, but we were
Speaker 1: having a good time. We were, and we were on
Speaker 1: his couch, and then he went into his room and
Speaker 1: so I looked up and I saw that he had
Speaker 1: you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah, yeah, And you know
Speaker 1: I just met him, and you know, I got to
Speaker 1: take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me
Speaker 1: that you could find out a lot about people from
Speaker 1: from their amazons. Right that all I thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna say he was cheating with Alexa. Quait. Wait, how
Speaker 1: do you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well,
Speaker 1: you know you can um grocery shop shop for groceries
Speaker 1: with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked, Alex, so,
Speaker 1: what's in your shopping list? And so he had a
Speaker 1: couple of like razor blades and shaving cream and cotton balls.
Speaker 1: And then it started getting into stuff like Semine Hyde product,
Speaker 1: Oh Secret deodorant, the like CoverGirl makeup. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: lives in a one bedroom apartment. So this isn't a roommate.
Speaker 1: He's clearly living with a woman. It must have been
Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Oh my god, you are he's using that
Speaker 1: stuff for himself a camp on. Really, they can they
Speaker 1: can be fun if you know how to use them correctly. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't dude, ask how I know that, But they can
Speaker 1: be Casey, you are like a genius sleuth. I feel like,
Speaker 1: right now, I've got to take care of myself because
Speaker 1: there are a lot of guys out there who will
Speaker 1: just sleep around and I'm not that kind of girl.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say something. What.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Casey, that's Gavin. He's on the other line
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. Hey, Casey, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh you come in like that, Gavin, really, really, she
Speaker 1: just busted, you, dude, But because I don't, because I'm
Speaker 1: not worried, because it's all the stuffs from my mom
Speaker 1: for my mom. I just three shipping for you. Say
Speaker 1: anyone can say that. I can. Ye know. There's no
Speaker 1: way that could be your mom's. That's just bullshit because
Speaker 1: your mom wouldn't wear cover girl makeup. My mom had me.
Speaker 1: She when she was a sopht born high school. I
Speaker 1: got a young, hot mom that's getty worse th she's
Speaker 1: my sister, Kevin, that doesn't You're not buying tampons for
Speaker 1: your mom. I don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look,
Speaker 1: I understand you're upset right now, and that's that's okay.
Speaker 1: I forgive you, but I didn't do nothing wrong. For
Speaker 1: what is there to forgive you. I mean, you left
Speaker 1: me hanging. He was about to go down, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you call me a pig so and
Speaker 1: you're a lying pig. I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you've been through that you you're so distrusting. But I'm
Speaker 1: promise classic classic. He's trying to turn it back around
Speaker 1: on you, Casey and make you the crazy one. Don't
Speaker 1: take it. Don't take the bait. Yeah, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: the crazy. You're the one who's buying tampons for your
Speaker 1: mom and CoverGirl makeup. Right, Yeah, Kevin, why are you
Speaker 1: buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products? Because I love
Speaker 1: my mom? No, it still sounds weird, like, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people like their moms or love their
Speaker 1: moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy them tampons
Speaker 1: and makeup. She gives me a list and I'll order
Speaker 1: this stuff. Okay, Wait, hold on, what's so hard to understand.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't she just, I don't know, maybe go to
Speaker 1: the grocery store or order herself. Because she would have
Speaker 1: to go to the grocery store to do it. She
Speaker 1: could just tell me what to do, and I get it.
Speaker 1: She don't under computers and all that. Wait, you have
Speaker 1: a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers. Now your
Speaker 1: story is really starting to unravel here, buddy, Well, she
Speaker 1: grew up in the eighties. When I left the other night,
Speaker 1: I was one hundred percent sure you were a liar.
Speaker 1: But now I'm one hundred twenty percent sure you're a liar.
Speaker 1: And you've got this mom's boy complex. Okay, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: is there's still time to salve you something out of this?
Speaker 1: What we never had anything? Come on, you are still
Speaker 1: not trying here again? It are you? I am a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. You know at this point I wouldn't touch
Speaker 1: you with a ten foot poll. Maybe your your lies
Speaker 1: would work with somebody else at the club, but not
Speaker 1: to me. Oh I was born yesterday. I thought you
Speaker 1: were just a running the milk cheater. But now, oh god, no,
Speaker 1: no thanks? Okay, Well in that case, Casey, I would
Speaker 1: love to ask you if you'll go out with Gavin
Speaker 1: on a second date. We will pay for it, you know.
Speaker 1: I actually I have to go right now. I have
Speaker 1: to go to work. Um, this is taking up a
Speaker 1: lot of my time. Got a way to start the day.
Speaker 1: Can you have some time baut on your way back? No,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess I'm not getting les. Gavin, you
Speaker 1: were still there? Yeah, I'm here. Gavin, You're a dirty dog.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you. You lied to us too. Man,
Speaker 1: How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not an idiot, Gavin, I don't know. Really, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go buy tampons for your mom next, Josey asked me, no,
Speaker 1: you would not. That is such a lie. Even online.
Speaker 1: You guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you,
Speaker 1: but you don't know that. You can't prove it. So
Speaker 1: you know what, Kevin Casey, the door that you called
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so I
Speaker 1: trust you overheard. Yeah right, exactly, Thank you, Broken Jewil
Speaker 1: in the morning.