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Speaker 1: gives me the eck. And Jeffrey, yeah, all right, the

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess I should have worn my T shirt

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Speaker 2: that says love is in.

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Speaker 3: The air, try not to breathe. Oh it's broken, Jeffuary

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Speaker 1: What is a good thing to breathe in?

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Speaker 4: Jeff?

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Speaker 2: Because it's Valentine's Week and if you're one of those

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Speaker 3: You're not alone.

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Speaker 1: It's overrated, Yeah it is. I mean it's just supposed

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Speaker 1: to be cute and fun, right, People put too much pressure.

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Speaker 3: You're supposed to be.

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Speaker 2: It's it's not how it used to be with like

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Speaker 2: the fun candy hearts and the sweet flowers.

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Speaker 3: Now it's turned into rampant consumerism.

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Speaker 1: Oh what has a consumerism taken over?

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Speaker 2: Like, Hey, honey, did you see that Cardier is having

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Speaker 2: a Valentine's Day sale on diamond's necklaces.

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Speaker 3: I guess we don't need to pay off the house

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Speaker 3: in forty years.

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Speaker 2: That's fine. It's conversations like that. Diamonds keep happening more

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Speaker 1: I didn't see anything wrong with that. Yeah, diamonds are forever,

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Speaker 1: Jeff Houses aren't sure.

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Speaker 3: More cards, more chocolates, more jewels.

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Speaker 1: I might think of it as a way to express

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Speaker 2: I think about the single people brook who feel left

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Speaker 2: out and rejected on this holiday. How about that more

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Speaker 2: and more people are coming out against the day, actually

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Speaker 2: even celebrating their hatred for it.

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Speaker 1: Hatred. It's spring out, not the opposite.

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Speaker 3: And it's not just me saying that.

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Speaker 2: At Sea, the diy craft site saw a fourteen percent

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Speaker 1: Ye, but you're still buying something for someone that you

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Speaker 2: They've seen a huge increase in sales of T shirts

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Speaker 2: that say cupid rhymes with stupid like that. It's just actual.

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Speaker 2: You can't be mad at that. So is all of

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Speaker 2: this hate deserved? A poll that was done this month

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Speaker 2: found only seventeen percent of Americans truly enjoy Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's really I love it.

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Speaker 2: I just hope Jake isn't planning some sort of week's

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Speaker 2: worth of questions in the shock collar question of the

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Speaker 2: a deep, dark depression.

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Speaker 3: So I'm looking forward to anything else.

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Speaker 1: Goodness, Thank good God the jeff to speak.

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Speaker 5: JA.

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Speaker 6: This is awkward because it is Valentine's week on this show.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: And in the build up to Cuban's birthday, we'll be

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Speaker 3: Oh kill me now, I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's Cuban's birthday.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, oh it becomes a man. Yes, we'll be focusing

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Speaker 6: of Plenty of Panky. Okay, exactly, I know you did that.

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Speaker 6: Say a number one through twenty. I'll give you a

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Speaker 6: Alexis? Which bird species performs a moonwalk style dance to

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Speaker 6: and I actually have a picture of the mannequin, this

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Speaker 6: ugly little warlock. Brook, it's your turn. Ten is off

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Speaker 6: the board, okay, eight Brook, Your love in the wild

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Speaker 6: question is a true or false one? I like that

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Speaker 6: Slavs flirt by winking at potential males from the tree tops.

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Speaker 1: Saws wink a slow wink too, like a. Don't sloths

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Speaker 6: Cogged. But female slaws actually scream loudly when they're looking

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Speaker 6: Your fact is this? Male giraffes determine if a female

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Speaker 7: Jake, I already know all about this, and this is

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Speaker 6: Jose knew a weird amount about this and said that

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Speaker 1: Absolutely reacting false.

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Speaker 6: A minute, Jose, that is true. It's called the fleming response,

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Speaker 6: and yeah, an incredibly bold strategy. Please don't practice it

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Speaker 6: in real life, kidneys, Jeffrey, it's your turn, number one. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 1: Come on show us the four play King of the Jungle.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if there was a sea otter mating ritual,

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Speaker 3: Partners, not from the marathon quikies.

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Speaker 2: Ana Conda's how do they even do it? Do they

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey said, bedbugs. That is incorrect. The answer was Koala's. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Brook and a number seventeen.

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Speaker 6: Brook male sea horses are unique in the animal kingdom

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Speaker 6: Which animal has been known to fake being single to

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Speaker 3: Dolphins are also notoriously randy.

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Speaker 6: I'm going with dolphins, Jose said, dolphins. That is absolutely correct.

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Speaker 6: Some males will pretend they're unattached to sneak and.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jose know their animal love and they have

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Speaker 2: So Jose and Brooke get to choose who get shots

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Speaker 2: while singing My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

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Speaker 1: I think Jeffrey needs to be more in a mood

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Speaker 1: of love. Yeah, am, I'm gonna shock the anti Valentines

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Speaker 1: out of you. Sing it, jeff.

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Speaker 2: Near far where ever you are?

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Speaker 3: Well right, Yeah, that's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: I got your phones to have coming up in just

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Speaker 2: a few minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning. It's funny

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Speaker 2: The bar song Tipsy by Shaboozi.

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Speaker 1: This is like, yeah, yeah, jeff is just finding out

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Speaker 2: Well, the reason I bring it up is now it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been at number one for its twenty seventh week,

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Speaker 2: She just goes to show what a huge crossover success

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that worked with Hasbro on a

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Speaker 2: spin off of the board game operation called Amputation, where

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Speaker 2: you have to tell Cavity Sam's family you couldn't save

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Speaker 3: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird.

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Speaker 2: News stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 2: except we've got a laser because that a buzz saw bad.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Calswell, Idaho.

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Speaker 3: Thirty two year old.

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Speaker 2: Dylan Rockwell was at a Walmart the other day scanning

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Speaker 10: I'm not impressed with him.

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Speaker 1: We already know you skip on actually putting organic produce

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Speaker 3: Now back to the cops.

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Speaker 2: When they asked him what he was doing running from

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Speaker 3: Confessed to the whole thing ten yearsking. This next day

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure how city officials didn't see this coming,

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Speaker 2: Bananas and lobsters are natural enemies. How did I not

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Speaker 5: And I can get out.

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Speaker 2: Police attempted to step in quickly, but the fight was on.

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Speaker 1: Banana versus lobster. My money's on the lobster.

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Speaker 2: Video shows many crustaceans swinging their claws wildly as the

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Speaker 1: They just fall down slip on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, this is what you're doing. We need to

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Speaker 2: Yes, they did make all of the men take off

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Speaker 1: But don't these police know how to go viral?

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Speaker 7: And seriously, I feel like banana one Bananu.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's next.

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Speaker 2: Laser stories out of Stupid Cupid's Corner got dumped before

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Speaker 2: Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the perfect gift.

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Speaker 2: The Memphis Zoos running a new V Day fundraiser where

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Speaker 7: That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I gotta like it.

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Speaker 2: They went with the tagline name a turd after a turd.

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Speaker 2: to do any shrooms?

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Speaker 3: Okay for the last time. No, no to the shrooms,

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Speaker 7: Saving animals, by the way, you're helping animals.

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Speaker 2: For ten bucks, you get a digital card and a

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Speaker 2: Don't Yeah, it's not for you, it's for them.

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Speaker 1: There's all this after you.

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Speaker 2: There's also an option to send a sweet video of

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Speaker 1: Doing that so sweet.

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Speaker 3: No, one wants to send a sweet video to their ex.

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Speaker 1: Ye, no, you could send that to your current girlfriend

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Speaker 1: I got you a video.

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Speaker 2: No flowers, no chocolates. Here's a video of a panda

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Speaker 2: your alley. This year, the Bronx Zoo is bringing back

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Speaker 2: their Valentine's tradition, allowing people to name a cockroach after

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Speaker 7: It's classic.

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Speaker 1: You don't get to kill the cockroach. Yeah, that's not

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Speaker 2: This next laser stories out of music Mania. If you're

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Speaker 2: in your day, well you might not just be an

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Speaker 1: Up that music used to be better. Yep, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the scientists are old curmudgeons who did this.

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Speaker 2: Their researchers at a university in Rome, who took thousands

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Speaker 7: I kind of just like in general.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's because it has to be catchy, right,

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Speaker 1: You have to be able to sing along.

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Speaker 9: Someone can get it caught in their head quicker than

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Speaker 9: that's probably.

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Speaker 6: What needs to be simpler.

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Speaker 1: Beethoven, Mozart aren't gonna fly. They don't got like a

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Speaker 2: You know, even even the classical in jazz music was

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: The scientists are saying, oh right, nobody's talented anymore. You're

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Speaker 2: Scientists say, quote, those beats you made on your laptop

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Speaker 2: last night are nowhere near as good as you think

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Speaker 2: they Scientists coming out swinging.

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Speaker 9: Own intro song on my stream. That's about me, it's

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Speaker 1: Its Scientists say it sucks. I say, it's simple.

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Speaker 2: This study also found that we're listening to music much

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Speaker 3: Yes, super easy. Actually, let's all jam out, so this

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Speaker 2: Oh that's gonna be Yeah, he's beatboxing the eight mile

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Speaker 2: soundtrack on Claw seems got a little.

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Speaker 3: Do rab on.

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Speaker 1: This is where Lose Yourself really hits.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, Oh damn, he went hard on that.

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Speaker 2: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say one of

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Speaker 2: the wildest, most terrifying places on Earth is inside a

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Speaker 1: Don't see to ignore them.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but either I know.

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Speaker 2: I know that every time Alexis opens her inbox, just

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Speaker 2: five minutes later, she's on the phone with her therapist

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Speaker 3: Of what she had to see from her psychic Is

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Speaker 1: Yea twenty four hours, I don't get any of that.

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Speaker 3: Someone's not as popular.

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Speaker 2: But there is one place that dare I say, could

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Speaker 2: be even wilder than Alexus's message board. No, and that's

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Speaker 2: our morning show answering machine. Some of the thirsty calls

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Speaker 2: let's get all of our therapists on pre dial before

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Speaker 5: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 11: Goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I saw you across the room and I thought, did

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Speaker 3: she invent the airplane? Because she's just right for me?

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Speaker 5: You know you.

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Speaker 1: Actually I didn't get it.

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Speaker 3: When you explained it to them afterwards.

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Speaker 2: You want to see a cool scar, by the way,

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Speaker 2: we can play on the air.

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Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hey.

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Speaker 12: Ray, it's Andrew.

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Speaker 13: I know last time we talked, I said I would

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Speaker 12: But after thinking about it more, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 13: I just really don't think I can do it. It's

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Speaker 13: So, I don't think there's gonna be anything romantic between us,

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Speaker 3: Oh, she won't be there at the game night. She's

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Speaker 1: I didn't take that up till the very end. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good idea.

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Speaker 9: I think both families just move in together, become a commune.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 14: I could maybe grab dinners.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it doesn't have to be shaghetti.

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Speaker 14: I just really really freaks me out.

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Speaker 1: Spaghetti.

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Speaker 2: At least you're coming clean about your fears early on

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Speaker 2: Garden and have them be curled up in the corner

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Speaker 2: freaking out when it was on you going, I mean.

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Speaker 1: That noodle shape is fine.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a little more, a little more rounded.

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Speaker 1: You can also compliment women without having to add not

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Speaker 1: that I was staring anything.

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Speaker 3: It's like see me.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, speaking of being freaked out by

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Speaker 2: stringy things, have you seen Alexis's new haircut.

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Speaker 7: I didn't get it cut.

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Speaker 1: And her hair is great.

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Speaker 3: String You definitely need to check it out. It's on

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Speaker 3: our TikTok a Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Personally, I love it, and I don't want to say

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Speaker 2: that she's not happy about it with her current stylist

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Speaker 2: because that'd be rude, especially because Brook has some type

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Speaker 2: of like personal connection with the stylist could get a

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Speaker 2: little messy.

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Speaker 1: She's also my friend and also my stylist.

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Speaker 3: Definitely don't talk to the next trick. But the good

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Speaker 3: news is it can only get better from here. Let's

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Speaker 3: get to the next one.

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Speaker 1: It's not evening.

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Speaker 11: Are you not calling me back because of what you

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Speaker 11: saw on your bill at the bar? I told the

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Speaker 11: bartender that I was your girlfriend and I ordered a

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Speaker 11: ton of fried trim. Do you know that shrimpocalypse better?

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, it is so good. I know, I

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Speaker 11: owe you twenty five bucks whatever. Honestly, I already smell

475
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Speaker 11: like the ocean anyway, so like in a good way, obviously,

476
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Speaker 11: because seagulls, dude follow me home that night, so well,

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Speaker 11: you know, like not even kidding, like they really did

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Speaker 11: follow me home. Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Followed her house?

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Speaker 3: Seagulls?

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Speaker 1: She has grimy shrimp girls got an A plus?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Coper friends hear this clip and she gets the

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Speaker 2: nickname shrimp Apocalypse for.

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Speaker 7: The rest of her life, a pron calypse. There's a

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Speaker 7: prawn worked in their way back.

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Speaker 1: I think both of you shrimp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's funny.

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Speaker 4: Is this Chapman?

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Speaker 12: I'm sorry to call you like this.

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Speaker 8: But the number you gave me for your father, it

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Speaker 8: didn't work because I was hoping to ask him for

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Speaker 8: permission to ask you.

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Speaker 4: How like I'm kind of old school.

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Speaker 15: About these things.

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Speaker 8: Like I honestly, I like went in.

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Speaker 15: I was thinking about getting in like a blue suit

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Speaker 15: and like looking up like where he lived, to go

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Speaker 15: like ask him in person.

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Speaker 8: And then I thought, no, that would that would be.

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Speaker 4: That'd be kind of weird. But I'm old school like that, and.

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Speaker 15: It like extends to the bedroom, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 15: But not in a weird way, not not any weird stuff.

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Speaker 4: I prefer more of a.

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Speaker 15: Like a traditional approach, and I think it's quite effective.

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Speaker 8: Don't ask my cousin about that, though I don't know

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Speaker 8: I am all of that.

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Speaker 2: Is he laughing at the memory of what happened with

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Speaker 2: his cousin or is he laughing because it.

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Speaker 3: Was a terrible, terrible joke. I know, Brooke, you don't

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Speaker 3: joke about that stuff. That's a happy memory that you

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Speaker 3: should never laugh at. I understand why.

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Speaker 1: Is old school always like women are property?

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Speaker 7: I know, I'm so old school. I won't even let

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Speaker 7: you vote.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let your dad make all the decision and.

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Speaker 3: That extends into the bedroom. Dad, is it okay if

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Speaker 3: I do this? No, we've made progress since then, Brooke.

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Speaker 7: Sorry to make it hot here.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery

521
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Speaker 2: YouTube channel. We can listen to all of our Loser

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Speaker 2: lines are second dates and our phone taps right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that permission first got an old.

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Speaker 3: School phone tap coming up right after.

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Speaker 5: This, Brooking Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: In the morning today we call a woman who had

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Speaker 2: her car stolen out of her driveway. No, she doesn't

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Speaker 2: believe that the cops are going to do anything about it,

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Speaker 2: because it's been two days and she filed the report

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Speaker 2: and she still hasn't heard anything back. That is until now.

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Speaker 2: Because there's someone who's not technically law enforcement, but she

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Speaker 2: does work closely with them, and I'll just say that

533
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 2: she cares more than anybody out there about tracking this

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Speaker 2: car down.

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Speaker 3: She is going to do whatever it takes.

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Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Stella? This is.

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Speaker 1: SUPERB. My name is Julius Skiles, and I'm working with

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Speaker 1: the police department regarding your stolen vehicle.

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Speaker 16: Oh so much have you heard anything new about my car?

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Speaker 1: Not yet, but I'm hoping that this call will help

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Speaker 1: me get closer to what you need.

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Speaker 12: Okay, what can I.

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Speaker 4: Do to help? See?

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Speaker 1: I'm a medium?

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00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 4: Wait? What you're what a medium?

547
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Speaker 1: Some people would use the term psychic. I prefer not to.

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Speaker 4: Are you.

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Speaker 12: Are you working with the police department?

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Speaker 1: I am, and normally I help them with missing persons, assaults, murders,

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Speaker 1: that sort of thing, but they're a little on the

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00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: slow side right now, so they've asked me to work

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Speaker 1: on cars. Okay, and this might sound crazy, but even

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Speaker 1: before I opened the police report, I knew your car

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Speaker 1: was blue.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 12: That's impressive, but yeah it is.

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Speaker 4: What do you need from me?

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00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 13: What can I yeah?

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00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my gosh, what I'm getting something right now

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Speaker 1: just hearing your voice.

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Speaker 5: Oh, John, do you have a pet?

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Speaker 1: You need to write this down. You need to write

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Speaker 1: this down. Get a pet. I have a car I'm

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Speaker 1: seeing sometime in the next day. You're gonna put a

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Speaker 1: rug and you'll blame the dog.

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Speaker 12: What I don't even have a dog. What are you

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Speaker 12: talking about?

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Speaker 4: Who are you?

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Speaker 16: Okay?

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00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I was having an altered state, so

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear what I said? Did you write it down?

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Speaker 1: Did I find your car?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 12: You said something about I'm gonna trip on.

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Speaker 16: A rug and something about a dog and I don't

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Speaker 16: even have a dog.

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Speaker 7: This is good.

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Speaker 1: Was there a lost dog near your car when it

581
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Speaker 1: was taken? I don't know it was.

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Speaker 16: I wasn't there when it was taken.

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Speaker 1: Exactly how would you know?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 16: I don't know.

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00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: And that's the point.

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Speaker 16: And I don't understand how this dog vision is gonna

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Speaker 16: help me find my lost car.

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Speaker 1: Y Oh my god, Oh, write it down?

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Speaker 3: Write it down?

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Speaker 16: What do you want me to write now to me?

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Speaker 12: What are you coming?

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00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 4: You're what?

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00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: You will accidentally wave with someone who waving at you? Cool?

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00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: Pretend to fix your hair?

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00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 7: Your hair?

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00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 16: What does this have to do with my car?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that was a strong one. I was out

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Speaker 1: for a second there.

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Speaker 16: What I was happening?

602
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Speaker 1: I was on the ground. What did I say? Please?

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about? You didn't tell me anything

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Speaker 11: regarding my car.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be angry with you, but you

606
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Speaker 1: need to write down everything I say. Oh my god,

607
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: you at least need to repeat back what you heard.

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Speaker 16: You said something about me waving at someone and I'm

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Speaker 16: not waving back at me, and I was looking like

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Speaker 16: an idiot because my hair.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't Oh my god, really, what I now ask you

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Speaker 1: a serious question? Okay, was the person waving in a

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Speaker 1: blue car? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You didn't say that, so it's possible.

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Speaker 1: Holy you're actually getting so close. We're getting so close

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Speaker 1: right here are we?

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Speaker 16: Because it really doesn't sound like we're close anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa, grab your pant grab your pints.

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Speaker 16: Don't miss I'm not grabbing this hand lady.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You will spend an unreasonable amount of time deciding what

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Speaker 1: to watch tonight.

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Speaker 6: Oh, oh my god.

624
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: And that when you pick something you'll fall asleep ten

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Speaker 1: minutes into the first episode.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 12: All right, you know what. I've been on the home

628
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 12: with you too long.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna hang up now. This is a complete waste

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Speaker 16: of time.

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Speaker 13: You're being ridiculous.

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Speaker 16: I don't have time for this crap.

633
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous because you're on the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning and we're doing a prank phone.

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Speaker 6: Call on you.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm not kidding. Your boyfriend Bennett set

638
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Speaker 1: you up.

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00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, See you're not from the polee.

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00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: It's a radio is showing. This is a phone tap.

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00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: He emailed us and said, you've been really frustrated since

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00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: you got your car stolen, and he wanted to do

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Speaker 1: something to make you smile.

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00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 16: Wow.

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Speaker 11: I have a lot of mix right now.

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Speaker 10: I mean sorry, Wow, I have been the dumbest thing

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00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 10: I've ever done in my entire radio.

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00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 16: My god, every time you like went into that trance

649
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 16: and started yelling about a pen, I thought my head

650
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 16: was going to explode.

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Speaker 1: You and me both.

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Speaker 5: Weak up. Every morning was foone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: It's common to scope out a restaurant before you bring

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Speaker 2: a date there. Yeah, you want to make sure the

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00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: menu is good and the ambiance is right, mechanical bowl

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Speaker 2: isn't too wild, have a.

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Speaker 1: Chance at the record.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, knows how to win over a man impressed that

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Speaker 10: date result, But is it still good if you're only

661
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Speaker 10: going to make sure there aren't very many security cameras.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners swears he has a very good

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Speaker 2: reason that's totally not sketchy at all for wanting to

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Speaker 2: make sure the place is extra extra private that Let's

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Speaker 2: keep an open mind because we're gonna hear him out

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Speaker 2: in your brand new second date update right after.

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Speaker 3: This second date update date, A lot.

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Speaker 2: Of so called dating experts will tell you that it's

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Speaker 2: good to bond over things that you both love.

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Speaker 1: Why did you use dating experts and quotes that is true?

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Speaker 2: Joh Well, I'm telling like the same TV shows, same

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Speaker 2: sports teams.

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Speaker 3: Yes, same mom.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't know if I really trust that

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Speaker 2: line of thinking. But of one of our listeners says

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Speaker 2: he was drawn to a woman based on what they

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Speaker 2: both hate, and that actually sounds.

678
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 3: Healthier to me.

679
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: That can't bring you together.

680
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 2: So I don't say this often, but let's spread the

681
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: hate today and talk to Ethan learn about his date.

682
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 3: Ethan, Welcome to the show.

683
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 4: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

684
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: That slogan of the day.

685
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 9: Okay, since we're spreading hate, everyone wants to go around

686
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 9: the room and say who do you hate?

687
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: Brook No, before we do that, I like that idea

688
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 2: for that exercise. First, let's talk to Ethan about what

689
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 2: he hates and how that bonded him to the girl

690
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 2: that what's her name?

691
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 3: By the way, you go first.

692
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 4: Well, her name is Aria okay, and she got me

693
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 4: laughing over her first line, which was her biggest pet

694
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 4: peeve is people who microwave fish.

695
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: It work, brook, I stop bringing in salmon? Okay.

696
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: And where did she say that line?

697
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 4: Oh it's on her dating profile.

698
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 3: Okay, So you saw that and you were like, this

699
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 3: is my type of woman and.

700
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: It's probably a good opening, right, like for you to

701
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: strike up a conversation.

702
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's actually a guy that does that at

703
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: my work. So we kind of bonded.

704
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: Talking about bad smelling food hot fish.

705
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 2: With every office has at least one of those people.

706
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: But that's cool to bond over that.

707
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 4: It was an opening to see her personality and man,

708
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 4: she's funny and we just got along so well after that.

709
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 9: It's a humor is so important sure for everybody.

710
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 3: Some people all bond over how much they hate humor.

711
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, like did you tell joke?

712
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 3: But okay, you guys end up meeting up for a date.

713
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. I wanted to pick a place like a restaurant

714
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: so I could get to know her, a place that

715
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 4: wasn't crowded. And that's important to me, just us focusing

716
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 4: on getting to know each other.

717
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 7: What do you that's good?

718
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: Bro, I don't know. I get worried about that. Non

719
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: crowded places mean bad food to me.

720
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: I think the positive, though, is quiet and you get

721
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: a little bit more.

722
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: Intimately, you can actually talk. The whole staff is probably

723
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: listening to everywhere you say. It's dead quiet. I love

724
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: sitting next to a first day and okay, well.

725
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 3: It's nice that you got exactly what you wanted. How

726
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 3: did it go?

727
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 4: It went well? And I'm also not a fan of cameras.

728
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: Camera.

729
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,800
Speaker 2: Okay, we have a lot of things that you hate

730
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 2: so far, you.

731
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: See, I'm taking some sort of FBI watch list too.

732
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: So far, you hate people that microwave their fish, you

733
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 2: hate big crowds, and you hate cameras.

734
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the cameras deal? Explain that?

735
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 4: Well, security cams like businesses and restaurants, they have so many.

736
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 4: They capture your image and they can use it for anything.

737
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: They also usually don't work.

738
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: I feel you though.

739
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: The people at the radio station use my image on

740
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: stuff all the time, and it's really annoying.

741
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: Sit talking about the promotional pictures.

742
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 4: Everyone.

743
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: It's on the cars, it's on the fly. Give me

744
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 3: some space. I'd like some I'm with you bro.

745
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 7: People daily and.

746
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: Tell her the thing about how you hated security cameras.

747
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 4: No, I like to scout that out ahead of time.

748
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: You go and see before you go.

749
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 3: He's thorough Brooke.

750
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: He does his research and decides if he likes the

751
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: place before he takes there.

752
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: I think that's a good thing.

753
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 9: Imagine put security cameras to look at their security cameras.

754
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: So were you able to bond over more stuff you

755
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: hate it? Dinner we.

756
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 4: Talked about traveling in hobbies like I like to work

757
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 4: out and run and she likes to play tennis.

758
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's also you're both active people, but you don't.

759
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 3: You hate walking running only he likes to run.

760
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: From the authorities after they catch them on the security camps.

761
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 4: I'm really a positive person. I don't know why. There's

762
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 4: just some things that bug me.

763
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 3: That's all.

764
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And we kind of really leaned into that

765
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: with you.

766
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, how did the date end?

767
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 4: Basically after the meal, we left and I asked her,

768
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 4: I don't live far from here, would you be up

769
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 4: for coming over and having a drink and hanging out?

770
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: Okay? Forward night, getting your figure and you're reading the

771
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: room right, you know, like she's into it.

772
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 4: She said, yeah, sweet, good.

773
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 3: Nice.

774
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 4: She must have had second thoughts, though, because a few

775
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 4: minutes later, as we were walking and just having a

776
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,439
Speaker 4: good conversation, she said, you know what, on second thought,

777
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 4: I got to get up for work in the morning,

778
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 4: so I gotta go. And I was like, are you sure,

779
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 4: and she said, yeah, really, I don't know.

780
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's fair. I think it could have

781
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: been one of those moments where it's like you got

782
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 1: the devil and the angel on your shoulder, and then

783
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: the Devil's like, do it, it'll be fun. The Angel's like, no,

784
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,280
Speaker 1: you have a meeting in the morning, don't Yeah.

785
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think, Ethan, you think she was

786
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: being honest with you that she really had to go

787
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: work the next day?

788
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: I'm not so sure. And it's been like eight or

789
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 4: nine days since then, and it feels like things have shifted.

790
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 4: So I don't know why, and I need your help

791
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 4: to figure it out.

792
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: Right, What did you do with that thirty seconds to

793
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: make her change your Yeah?

794
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 7: What were you talking about? You're like, hey, I have

795
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 7: thirteen security cameras.

796
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: In mouse way.

797
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, he doesn't like the security call.

798
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 7: Oh, that's right, So maybe that's what he said. Hey,

799
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 7: by the way, I have no security cameras.

800
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 4: I mean, we didn't talk about security cameras like that

801
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 4: at all.

802
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 3: No care.

803
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: Okay, good, that's good. That's positive.

804
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's find out what made her change her

805
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 2: mind and decide to turn around halfway over to your place.

806
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 3: We'll get you your second date update with Aria.

807
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: Right after this second date update, we're talking to Ethan,

808
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 2: who we learned is not a fan of microwaved fish,

809
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: large crowds, or security cameras together. Well, but good news

810
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: is he is a big fan of Aria, the woman

811
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: that he went out with the other night, and it

812
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 2: went great until the very end of the evening when

813
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: she changed her mind.

814
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 3: On the walk over to his place and said, actually.

815
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: Never mind, I need to get home and sleep because

816
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: I have to work tomorrow.

817
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 4: He was fine with that.

818
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: He just wasn't fine with her not calling.

819
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was eight days ago.

820
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: And I don't know what she does for work that

821
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,720
Speaker 2: could keep her occupied for eight straight days and nights,

822
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: But it seems like something is up right a streamer

823
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 2: like me.

824
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 9: She could do one of those marathon streams, or she

825
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 9: doesn't get off until she has a certain.

826
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 3: Amount of That seems highly likely.

827
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Or she works on a submarine out in

828
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

829
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: There's just no service out there. Yeah, an astronaut of

830
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 3: some sort. We didn't ask what she did for a living.

831
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 7: I know it was a streamer.

832
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: I know a biologist who has to track like sixty

833
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: miles into the wilderness to follow some Arctic foxy.

834
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: Do you think we're close on any of these guesses, ethan, Ah, that's.

835
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 4: A good question. I think I think he could be.

836
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 3: No, you never found out what she did.

837
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're saying during an entire dinner date

838
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:56,760
Speaker 1: you didn't ask.

839
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding. I think she's in marketing, Okay.

840
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 2: Marketing submarines and marketing rocket ships, so that's totally different.

841
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 3: But I don't know.

842
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: Can I just add real quick, because you sound like

843
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: a really private guy. I think it's really cool that

844
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: you're going out on a limb and calling us for help,

845
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: and like I mean, I think it means a lot.

846
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 3: Translation.

847
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 2: If this doesn't work out, Brook is interesting, appreciate that

848
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 2: specimens call this a lady and see if she's willing

849
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 2: to give you another shot.

850
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 3: Here we go, Thank you, we got hold on.

851
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: Hello.

852
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: Hi, we're looking to speak with Aria. It's nice to

853
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 2: talk to a friendly person on this every once in

854
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 2: a while. We're a radio show. We're called Brook and

855
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't know if you've heard

856
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: of us.

857
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 3: Oh, don't worries, it's not We're not doing a bad thing.

858
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 3: I don't think so cute.

859
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 12: What's going on here, guys.

860
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,240
Speaker 2: We're doing this thing on our show called the Second

861
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 2: Date Update, and we're trying to help out one of

862
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 2: our listeners that you met up with.

863
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: About a week ago. A little bit more than that.

864
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 3: His name's Ethan.

865
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, wait, actually yeah, yeah, are you sure?

866
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: Are we sure we talked to Ethan?

867
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 4: Oh?

868
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm very very surprised by that.

869
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,479
Speaker 1: Really, are you Maybe he's a hard guy to read,

870
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: you know, like how he's feelings.

871
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: Why are you surprised?

872
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 12: Okay, So we just he seems like a very private person.

873
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we spoke and we got that impression too, So

874
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 2: I guess I can understand why you're a little bit

875
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: surprised that he would come through a radio show to

876
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: reach you.

877
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: I mean, we even actually applauded him for doing it.

878
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 1: He's going out on a limb just because he likes

879
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: you so much.

880
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 12: That's very, very sweet.

881
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like he maybe is a sweet guy.

882
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: He's also a confused guy right now, because it's been

883
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 2: eight days since you hung out and he doesn't really

884
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 2: have an explanation for why the two of you haven't

885
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 2: met up again.

886
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were even debating in studio whether or

887
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: not you really had work the next morning or you

888
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: just made that up as an excuse.

889
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 4: No, I really did.

890
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 12: I did. Okay, Okay, it was a convenient excuse.

891
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, both things can be true. We didn't think about

892
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 1: that party.

893
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, wait, she actually has a job. That's the problem.

894
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: So why did you need to use an excuse?

895
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 12: You're not going to believe me.

896
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 4: Okay, wait a minute.

897
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 7: It's unbelievable what you're about to say.

898
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 12: I mean, I told a couple of my best friends

899
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 12: this and they couldn't believe it. I kind of couldn't

900
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 12: believe it when it happened.

901
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: What happened.

902
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 3: We're interested, Yeah, you got to tell us.

903
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 12: Okay, So we just had dinner. We're walking and I thought, okay,

904
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 12: like maybe we're going to go back to his place.

905
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

906
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: Wait, you can't laugh through it because I can't always

907
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying.

908
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 12: Sorry, I'm so sorry.

909
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: I don't like laughing on this.

910
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 4: I just want.

911
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: The moment.

912
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 4: What happened? He said?

913
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 12: If we do that, you're going to have to sign

914
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 12: an NDA.

915
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 4: We what?

916
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 7: Oh?

917
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: Wait no, he was joking.

918
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 7: No, only celebrities.

919
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: You said NDA like a non disclosure agreement.

920
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 12: What I thought he said for her, because this made

921
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 12: more sense to me, was to be like the NDA.

922
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: NBA like the basketball.

923
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 5: Yeah.

924
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 12: No, I couldn't possibly care less. I started to be like, oh,

925
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 12: I don't really like sports. He's like no, no, no, no, no,

926
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 12: and then again repeated and he a what? And I

927
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 12: just have never been that confused in my life?

928
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: Did he explain? Why? Why did he want an NDA?

929
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 12: So I'm like, I feel so stupid for asking. It's like,

930
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 12: are you famous? I don't like that's not knowing, but

931
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 12: are you or something? He goes, no, but my dad is.

932
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 4: Somebody?

933
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 7: My dad, Okay?

934
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 2: And that didn't make you want to sign the NDA

935
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: even more? Just to like figure that out?

936
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: And why is he going to bring his dad up

937
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: and tell you stuff? About his dad that you have

938
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: to sign an da Hey.

939
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 4: Guys, can we just stop this for a second. I

940
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 4: don't like the way this has gone.

941
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 3: Oh hello, well we were just getting to the good stuff.

942
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 12: I felt like, what's happening right now?

943
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 2: We didn't mention to you before, But that is Ethan

944
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 2: who's been waiting on the other line wanting to talk

945
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: to you, and he heard every seriously.

946
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I didn't know that bothered you. And I

947
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 4: think I told you. I don't go on dates a lot,

948
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 4: like maybe once or twice a year, but the ones

949
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 4: that I do, all the women that come back to

950
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 4: my place have no problem signing the NBA.

951
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's not a good start. All the other women

952
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: I bring back a love dishonest.

953
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's being honest and he's subject a through Z

954
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 3: have always.

955
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 14: Yeah.

956
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 12: I don't like that at all.

957
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: I mean, let's let's reword that a little bit. Ethan.

958
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 4: Sure, it's just whoever I hang out with, I have

959
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 4: them do that. And I'm surprised he was bringing up

960
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: on the radio.

961
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 12: Well, well, first of all, I did not plan on

962
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 12: being on the radio. I really liked you and I

963
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 12: really wanted to hang out again.

964
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 4: But you must understand that nobody does that.

965
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 12: I promise you maybe like an like a super famous

966
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 12: this person, or like a criminal or something.

967
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 3: I don't think the criminals really do that.

968
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 12: It's it's not a normal thing.

969
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 2: Well, I think you're kind of selling it to yourself there,

970
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 2: because all of the best parties and events that I've

971
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,959
Speaker 2: ever been to made me sign n DA's.

972
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: Especially the criminal ones.

973
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 3: Well, I would tell you more, but I'm technically not

974
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 3: allowed to speak on that.

975
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: So wait, aren't you dying of curiosity of who his

976
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: dad is? I have to feel like i'd sign it

977
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: just to find out.

978
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 12: Honestly, it just seems fake to.

979
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 3: Me believe that he's really like as a famous dad.

980
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 4: You don't believe me that I'm rich and famous?

981
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 12: I mean, then I'm spres we went to that restaurant.

982
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 2: But okay, okay, exactly, No, it fits the profile.

983
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: He doesn't like to be caught on camera. He doesn't

984
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 3: like to be seen in big crowds.

985
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: He wants to go to places that are under the

986
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: radar so that nobody knows who he is and all.

987
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: The rich and famous people need our help getting another date.

988
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: It's true, everybody in Hollywood knows Aria.

989
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: You should really rethink your decision here. I would like

990
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 2: to offer to send you out on another date with

991
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 2: mysterious Ethan to find out.

992
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, before she answers, I need to let you

993
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 4: know I think I'm out. She just doesn't value privacy

994
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 4: as much as I do. Why, Yes, Yeah, I think

995
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 4: I'm done before.

996
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 12: I have the chance to say it.

997
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 4: Great, that's it?

998
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 7: Are you kidding?

999
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 4: We're done?

1000
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: Dude?

1001
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 5: This is going to kill me.

1002
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: Alexis sign anything?

1003
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 7: But then you can't kill anyone.

1004
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 5: She can tell me?

1005
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: Can I text it?

1006
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 5: Not say?

1007
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 3: There's always loopholes in the guys.

1008
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 4: Thanks for trying. I appreciate it, but I've got to go.

1009
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god, oh god?

1010
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 12: He hung up.

1011
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 4: What just happened.

1012
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: What has happened is we didn't get any answers.

1013
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: What has happened as you lost your chance with Ben

1014
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 2: Stiller's son is what happened.

1015
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 4: Even still.

1016
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,399
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning. I don't want to get

1017
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 3: mad at people for saying no.

1018
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 2: I mean that's totally their right, but sometimes you need

1019
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: to pull a Brook and drop your morals and just

1020
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: say yes to someone that you don't even like, just

1021
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 2: for the story.

1022
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do it for the plot. I mean, I

1023
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: feel like I was their originator of that slogan, doing

1024
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: that just for the plot.

1025
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 2: How many basement boys and homeless folks did you go

1026
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: out with just to come into the radio and tell

1027
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 2: that story.

1028
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: But they're such good stories and they were good people.

1029
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 5: Sort of.

1030
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 7: The plot.

1031
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 1: It's fun and I got I want closure on this

1032
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: so bad.

1033
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 2: I know now we're never going to know who the

1034
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 2: NDA guy really is and that is going to haunt

1035
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 2: all of us for the rest of our year and

1036
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: probably the rest of our lives.

1037
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: It is kind of a baller move if it's just

1038
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: a lie to say that you're up the.

1039
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 6: Side of.

1040
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 5: It.

1041
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: If you can't get a date, though, if.

1042
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: You can't get a date NDA or not, you can

1043
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 2: always reach out to us. We'll call that person who's

1044
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: not calling you back and if you want to go

1045
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: check out all of our second date updates. They're available

1046
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 2: on podcasts wherever you get yours at Brook and.

1047
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1048
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 2: Some people are just adrenaline junkies, hooked on the rush

1049
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:36,720
Speaker 2: of doing wildly dangerous stuff, swimming with sharks, running with bulls,

1050
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: dancing with alexis God, but we all know the ultimate

1051
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: thrill comes from searching for lost love on the dark,

1052
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 2: sketchy pages of correct.

1053
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 1: I bet you could find this dancing partner there. I'm

1054
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: sure I could.

1055
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 2: Just reckless and you're to hear from people who threw

1056
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 2: caution to the wind in search of online lust during

1057
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: a brand new Craigslist misconnections right after this.

1058
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 5: He kty misconnections. That was me staring.

1059
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 3: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

1060
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: One is at Annie Ann's Pretzels as you order one

1061
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 2: large tub of cheese dip two straws.

1062
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: But both the straws are for me, right, no, if you.

1063
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 3: Want it, okay.

1064
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 2: The next place to find true love is on the

1065
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,879
Speaker 2: pages of Craigslist dot org. We scoured that website every

1066
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

1067
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 2: like this first one, titled Snake Me Out to Dinner

1068
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 2: Man for Woman thirty one, petco Oh says, around two

1069
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: pm yesterday, I stopped you in the reptile section to

1070
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 2: tell you that our pants were matching, even though I

1071
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 2: didn't work there. Oh your name tag, said Carol, assistant manager.

1072
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 2: Oh an hour, Oh boy, were you what. Even though

1073
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: I'm much younger, I still felt a tingle watching you work.

1074
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: I even clapped when you put your entire arm into

1075
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 2: the snake cage.

1076
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: Yay.

1077
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 3: Do you remember me now? Probably?

1078
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, the only guy watching and clapping all the.

1079
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 3: Snake cakes, He says.

1080
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 2: I asked you a lot of questions, but you said

1081
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 2: I was distracting you from your workday duties.

1082
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 3: Been there, done that? They told me the same thing

1083
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 3: at the old Navy across the.

1084
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: Street explains where you got the pants.

1085
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1086
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: I truly felt you and I had a connection. That's

1087
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 2: why I made my move. As you fed the snake,

1088
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: I attempted to feed you what I found some loose

1089
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 2: pretzel m and ms rolling around me, And those are

1090
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:54,879
Speaker 2: the good.

1091
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 7: Ones, guys. Pretzlemons are fire.

1092
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 3: Put them up to your lips, you declined, Yeah, that

1093
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: was okay, okay.

1094
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 2: I just stood there watching you do your thing and

1095
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 2: smiled a sweet, chocolatey smile.

1096
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: Wait, she just continued to work after that.

1097
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 2: At one point, I may have heard my clothing description

1098
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: over the intercom, but I had my AirPods in and

1099
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: was listening to the Top Guns soundtrack. Do you know

1100
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: if I want a prize? I came up to the

1101
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 2: counter to ask, and they told me it was outside.

1102
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,240
Speaker 2: But when I went and walked through the doors, nothing,

1103
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: Oh weird. Hey, would you want to come over sometime

1104
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 2: and see my chameleon room?

1105
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 5: No.

1106
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 3: I signed Bobby Smooth.

1107
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 7: I bet everybody calls him that too him.

1108
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled I'm not a mechanic, but

1109
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 2: you got my engine revving man for Woman twenty five

1110
00:53:55,840 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 2: auto parts store. He says you were the fun beep

1111
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 2: ladies standing in in line that had the face of

1112
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 2: a mechanic.

1113
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: Wait, are you editing something else?

1114
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 2: I'm editing it because it's fine, Dasha, But you got

1115
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: the body of a well also a mechanic. You're talking

1116
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 2: about it, But guess what, that's what I like. Okay,

1117
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 2: Most women these days try to be all demure and sweet.

1118
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 3: You were the opposite, rugged, loud, and all crustyish. Sounds

1119
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 3: like I blushed in a good way when you yelled.

1120
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 3: Is this line gonna move? Or do I have to

1121
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 3: hurt someone? I'm hungry.

1122
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: Your look actually reminded me of my favorite football team,

1123
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: the Raiders. Tough and ruthless, not so much rough and toothless.

1124
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: That's my ex and she's begging for me to come back.

1125
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: As I stood, I knew it wouldn't be easy to

1126
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 2: approach you, but I went for it anyway and asked

1127
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 2: for your opinion on the best smelling air freshener for

1128
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 2: my Honda Odyssey.

1129
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,839
Speaker 1: Oh, don't tell her without you drive that car.

1130
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 2: You suggested I order something that matched my sun dress.

1131
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing a dress. Wait a minute, were you

1132
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: joking or suggesting that I was less than.

1133
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 3: A man for driving an Odyssey?

1134
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 7: Wait a minute.

1135
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 3: I cannot wait to prove you wrong.

1136
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 1: My husband would argue the minivan is that a very

1137
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: high testosterone caliber?

1138
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 2: When your number was called, I tried to get close

1139
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 2: so I could hear your home address, phone number, maybe

1140
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 2: your license plate, something, anything that would make it easier

1141
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 2: to track you down.

1142
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: Oh I think this one will be okay. I think

1143
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: she could defend herself.

1144
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: Instead, I got sidetracks staring at your exhaust pipe. Oh,

1145
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 2: let's not call it that you you took off four.

1146
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: I could ask for your number. If you see this,

1147
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 2: tell me what color my Honda Odyssey was. I want

1148
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 2: to show you how far the seats dropped down. Oh yeah, okay,

1149
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 2: that signed Billy, assuming like a normal cars.

1150
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually, in our minivan the back seats don't go

1151
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: down very far at all. It's so odd. I'm like,

1152
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: we have so much room. Why does the seat lay

1153
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: up way down? I don't understand this.

1154
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 2: Next misconnection is titled between my covers man for Man

1155
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 2: thirty nine sidewalk book sale in front of my house.

1156
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, he says.

1157
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 2: I was selling my used books on the curb next

1158
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 2: to my place when I first spotted you rummaging around

1159
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 2: my yellow storage bins, you know, the ones that contained

1160
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 2: my more riskue material.

1161
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 12: You know.

1162
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: I like that he has a color coding to his

1163
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: book sales.

1164
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 3: I introduced myself by saying, so you like my smut bin.

1165
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:51,879
Speaker 5: Huh?

1166
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: She come to a lexus.

1167
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:54,800
Speaker 10: I love that.

1168
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1169
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 2: You looked at me, not sure how to respond, And

1170
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 2: that's what And I shook your hand firmly, and I

1171
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 2: told you everything you see was sixty nine percent.

1172
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 7: Of incredible deal.

1173
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: I could tell by your lab coat and skinned knees

1174
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 2: that maybe you were a med student at the nearby university.

1175
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: Your knees skins, But I didn't take the bait.

1176
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 2: We flirted, or at least I did trying to persuade

1177
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 2: you to look inside the red bin, where it held

1178
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 2: more of my fun and experimental books, including one on

1179
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 2: how to do a sumrsault, the Tommy Technique.

1180
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 3: Of course the heck I.

1181
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: Don't know, but if someone else curious, I'm very is

1182
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: like the.

1183
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 2: Forbidden book the water here when you checked out, I

1184
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 2: left my number in one of the books with my name. Actually,

1185
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 2: all four of the books you purchased, and you still

1186
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: haven't called met me.

1187
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 3: Take a while, bad boy.

1188
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 2: Maybe deep down you're a good person and took all

1189
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 2: of them to the hospital to give out to sick children.

1190
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 2: If you did, hopefully you erased my number in there.

1191
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: I don't want some ten year olds calling me with

1192
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 2: whooping cars.

1193
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 3: That would just ruined my night.

1194
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 7: They're gonna give those books the kids.

1195
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 3: Gotta lean sometime.

1196
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: That signed Buster, it's a different take on the Cat

1197
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: in the Hat.

1198
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your Craigslist misconnections for the.

1199
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 5: Week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1200
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,919
Speaker 2: It is romance week here on the Brook and Jeffrey Show.

1201
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,919
Speaker 2: And guess what, Brooke Jose loves you. Yeah.

1202
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 7: I said this all up, Brooke.

1203
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I love a hug.

1204
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 7: I read hugging weeks.

1205
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, they're actually hugging. It's a little jelly

1206
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 2: and belly action here in the studio.

1207
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: We did touch belly jelly.

1208
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 3: Down South, you know they bounce and right West Coast,

1209
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 3: you know they walk.

1210
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 7: In right, Are you trying to make nelly?

1211
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 5: Second?

1212
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: East Coast?

1213
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: You know they walking over.

1214
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 2: That's love, baby, And I know for me, my true

1215
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 2: love is our listeners. And I wish that you two

1216
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 2: would love them the same way that I do. Oh Brooke,

1217
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 2: and now is your chance to tell today's challenger exactly

1218
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 2: how much you love him, because his name is Kevin

1219
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 2: and it's his first time on the show.

1220
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 3: Talk to Kevin, gimme a little love, Kevin.

1221
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: I love you.

1222
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 11: I love you.

1223
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 4: Listen every morning.

1224
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 7: Wow, nobody knows anything about each other.

1225
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 4: Who do you listen with ke With my coworkers, she

1226
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 4: played you the other morning. No one.

1227
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: So you're going for bragging rights right now?

1228
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 4: No, I'm going for my partner.

1229
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 6: Kevin's a graffiti range.

1230
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1231
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 4: I was in the car when she was challenging, Oh wow,

1232
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 4: to be.

1233
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 7: A graffitian because of them.

1234
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know that had like partners.

1235
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's lots of us.

1236
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you're way more badass than we ever thought.

1237
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 2: Brook has already left the studio because we're running a

1238
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 2: little bit late here, So let's get to the game.

1239
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 2: You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1240
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1241
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: you have to beat her out right if you want

1242
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 2: to win. Are you ready, Kevin?

1243
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 3: I'm ready.

1244
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 4: I'll try my best.

1245
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 3: Good luck.

1246
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. On this day in nineteen ninety six,

1247
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 2: the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat world champion Gary Kasparov

1248
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: in a game of what Chess between Jam and Jelly?

1249
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 2: Which one's made with fruit juice? Jam MetLife Stadium in

1250
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 2: New Jersey is the home of two NFL teams, the

1251
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 2: New York.

1252
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 3: Jets and who else? Giants? What function does control V

1253
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 3: do on a computer?

1254
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 2: Goombas are the legendary bad guys from which video game

1255
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 2: franchise pass?

1256
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 3: In ancient Egypt? What were the rulers called pharaohs? All right, Kevin,

1257
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 3: well done there.

1258
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 2: My man Brooke is coming back in the studio, and

1259
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 2: let's get back to the love talk here because Valentine's

1260
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 2: Day is coming up, and it says on my screener

1261
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 2: keV that you're going to be spending it with your

1262
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 2: wife and your daughter.

1263
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, conventional. But yeah, what do you do

1264
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: for Valentine's.

1265
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 6: Well, we like to try the good steakhouses, so we

1266
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 6: try a different one every time.

1267
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 7: I think you're the women in your life.

1268
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 2: Do you do what my family would do at steakhouses?

1269
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 2: And everybody takes the fork and puts it in the

1270
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 2: mouth of the person to their right.

1271
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd get a little weird with my daughter.

1272
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to give you a good idea for

1273
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 3: how to spice things up on.

1274
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 15: We'll wait till the daughter goes to bed and then we'll.

1275
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 3: Do the Oh that's not how Brooke does it in

1276
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,000
Speaker 3: her house. She struck the make out right in front

1277
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 3: of her children.

1278
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 5: But why are you.

1279
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: Turning this on me when you just said you feed

1280
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: your dad steak on Valentine's Day?

1281
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, loving families do.

1282
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 7: Wow, here's a weird one.

1283
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine, Brooks deer turn are you ready open up? Okay,

1284
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 2: your time starts now.

1285
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 3: On this day.

1286
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety six, the IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat

1287
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: world champion Gary Kasparov in a game of what Yes

1288
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 2: Between jam and jelly?

1289
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 3: Which one is made with fruit juice?

1290
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 6: Jim.

1291
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 2: MetLife Stadium in New Jersey is the home of two

1292
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 2: NFL teams, the New York Jets and who else?

1293
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: Patriots?

1294
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 2: What function does control V do on a computer? Paste

1295
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: Goombas are the legendary bad guys from which video game franchise.

1296
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: O Goombas is in Super Mario?

1297
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 3: Time is?

1298
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 2: Oh, but we're going to go over to the scoreboard

1299
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 2: to see how you both did with Jose.

1300
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 13: Remove your lips from the toaster.

1301
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: You are doing it all wrong, Kevin.

1302
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 7: You got three correct today?

1303
01:02:59,160 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: Pretty good?

1304
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 3: Kevin, I'm a little nervous.

1305
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 13: I think she might got me brook.

1306
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 7: Yes, also three.

1307
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: Man goes to the house on these Kevin, I'm sorry.

1308
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody here on this day.

1309
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety six, IBM supercomputer Deep Blue beat Gary

1310
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:19,439
Speaker 2: Kasparov in a game of Chess.

1311
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 7: I just wanted to be there for that checkmate.

1312
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 2: Between jam and jelly, The one made with fruit juice

1313
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 2: is jelly. Jam is made with mashed fruit. Jelly has

1314
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 2: the strained fruit juice. MetLife Stadium in New Jersey is

1315
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 2: the home of the New York Jets and also the

1316
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 2: New York Giants.

1317
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 3: Yeah that one, Yes, you did.

1318
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 2: The control V function on a computer is the paste function.

1319
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: Goombas are the bad guys from Mario Brothers and an

1320
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 2: ancient Egypt to the rulers were called pharaohs.

1321
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 6: That was my third correct.

1322
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you're still trying to check.

1323
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 7: Giants and pharaohs.

1324
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 2: Kevin fights for trivia and fights for now. We can't

1325
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 2: give you any money here, Kevin, but just we're playing.

1326
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,919
Speaker 2: We are going to send you two tickets to see

1327
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 2: Kelsey Ballerini perform March thirteenth at Climate Pledgerina.

1328
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 7: Hey, that'd be a good Valentine's presence to your wife.

1329
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 3: We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow

1330
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.