Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bone. You know, I'm Sandlers coming to town to
Speaker 1: do a show at Bridge Down Arena. Yeah yeah, what's
Speaker 1: up with that? What do you mean? Why do you
Speaker 1: talk like that? I'm free tickets, there's no free tickets.
Speaker 1: What Mike bought his? I'm gonna buy mine and that's it. Man.
Speaker 1: I hit up Scoop and I never heard back. Well
Speaker 1: maybe they had. I don't know. I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1: I'm I want to go. Then you should buy them.
Speaker 1: You have money. Thing, give me close, you should buy them,
Speaker 1: you have money. I was, We're more expensive up close.
Speaker 1: So he's coming, He's coming. That's awesome, man, But I
Speaker 1: didn't know. Mike sent me the Instagram post. He's like,
Speaker 1: Sandlers coming in April seventeen. I'm dude, I'm down absolutely.
Speaker 1: I thought when Mike told me he was coming, Mike
Speaker 1: was planning on him and I to go, and he
Speaker 1: got tickets for him his wife. And then I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: well Mike, how much ruld ticket? You and I will go? Yeah? Usually,
Speaker 1: like you know you have something that we both like,
Speaker 1: we go. This is could be awesome. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: that's fine. Huh. His special on Netflix is the best
Speaker 1: one I've ever seen. But also really like Adam Sandler
Speaker 1: And is that the one whether Chris Farley tribute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the serious Charlasy guy with the piano on stage the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yes, it's he's playing side is really good.
Speaker 1: So I saw that pretty exciting. What was tough over
Speaker 1: the break was I got really sick over the break.
Speaker 1: I got some sort of virus for like thirty six hours.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about wipe my bud out, stomach. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: my sister got We were in Arkansas, my sister got
Speaker 1: sick and we were gonna stand in the other day
Speaker 1: and she's like, I can't. I'm sick. I can't leave
Speaker 1: the bed. And so I just figured she had fluke
Speaker 1: because flu is going around, and so we were like, well,
Speaker 1: if she's not around, we'll just drive home. Get home
Speaker 1: a day earlier because we were gonna go down and
Speaker 1: watch the Bowl game in Orlando with Oklahoma and so, okay,
Speaker 1: what's going So we drove home and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been feeling terrible. Next day she's like, I feel
Speaker 1: pretty bad. She's over like two days later, back at work.
Speaker 1: About that time, I sort of feel my stomach felt
Speaker 1: like the demon the seed had planted itself and was
Speaker 1: starting to rip out of me. It hurts so bad.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't like throwing up or diary or anything,
Speaker 1: but my stomach was. I couldn't do anything. My stomach
Speaker 1: was hurting so bad. And then I started to feel
Speaker 1: like when you get the flu, like you're just like
Speaker 1: a truck hit you. And so I'm out and so
Speaker 1: I call and I do the little portal thing to
Speaker 1: the doctor and I'm like, hey, I think I might
Speaker 1: have the flu or outside shot to have COVID, but
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like covidn't nothing about it with COVID.
Speaker 1: Excepter was sick. But all these strains of COVID are
Speaker 1: different now, so I don't know. And so they were like, well,
Speaker 1: if you can come up, we can test you for flu.
Speaker 1: And I felt so bad. It was almost like I
Speaker 1: don't want to go up. I felt so bad, I
Speaker 1: can't get in the car. And I got in the
Speaker 1: carpet my feet up and just like felt it. Mclin
Speaker 1: drove me in. I just felt oh, but I go
Speaker 1: and I got tested and They're like, you don't have
Speaker 1: the flu, you don't have COVID. Bless you. Sorry, Oh
Speaker 1: I thought we and so I go home. I mean
Speaker 1: I it was an eight out of ten bad. Oh,
Speaker 1: I feel you man. Twenty four hours later I started it,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden started to lift. And so it's
Speaker 1: like the same thing with my sister. Thirty six hours gone.
Speaker 1: Then I had another at a friend that we're real
Speaker 1: close to a call and go, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: what we're supposed to do something, have dinner. It's like
Speaker 1: I can't, I'm sick. And I was like, I have
Speaker 1: no fear of thirty six hours or better, you'll be clear.
Speaker 1: And then he was better. So it's just a brootal
Speaker 1: bug that was going around. And I don't know, you
Speaker 1: talked about your family getting sick. It sounds like your
Speaker 1: wife's just something different than that. Well, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it all started like that because most of us
Speaker 1: were yeah that twenty four hours a day and a half,
Speaker 1: we were all better, but her and my baby were
Speaker 1: the ones that just kind of lingered. But you know,
Speaker 1: what I learned about myself during that time is that
Speaker 1: I guess I don't really throw up because everyone was
Speaker 1: throwing up. I felt like I was going to throw up,
Speaker 1: but I never did, which made it worse. I think
Speaker 1: they got it all out of the system. Mine went
Speaker 1: through the body, which I think like totally attacked my body,
Speaker 1: made me tired and then paid for On the other end,
Speaker 1: I felt my adam like a minor fever, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to get my wife to not be around
Speaker 1: me because I didn't want her to get it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, just stay and sleep in the other room.
Speaker 1: She slept out in the other room. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm fine getting sick. I'll just take it.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no no, no, no, don't get sick.
Speaker 1: Stay in the other room. I can handle it. And
Speaker 1: I'm not as big a baby. If no one can
Speaker 1: hear me, it's like I've three falls in the woods
Speaker 1: if you can't hear me in a big baby. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big baby. And so she would sleep. One
Speaker 1: night she slept in the other room, and so I
Speaker 1: felt like I had a fever and I felt I
Speaker 1: go and break and I started sweating. I was amazing,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, that's it. And
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling good yet, but I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be good now. And that's what happened, like
Speaker 1: next six hours. It's slow. And then we went to
Speaker 1: the game and I was better. That's cool. By time
Speaker 1: I got back from the game, I was one hundred
Speaker 1: percent better. So watch out for the bug. You get sick.
Speaker 1: I did before we left. Remember I missed a couple
Speaker 1: of days. That was different because you were like, wait, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that was you were like, I get dog. No, no,
Speaker 1: that was coming out both sides. Wait a second, did
Speaker 1: he give it to us? No? No, wait, did I
Speaker 1: get sick? Because oh my god, that's three times. Stop
Speaker 1: anytime he gets sick. Stop, you're wrong, anytime I get sick.
Speaker 1: I followed shortly after, Yeah, when when did you get sick?
Speaker 1: Shortly after? No, it was like two weeks later. I
Speaker 1: did not see him for a week. I did not
Speaker 1: see you for a week when I got six. I
Speaker 1: don't even blame me, but I was on the bedroom
Speaker 1: floor and I told my wife just take me to
Speaker 1: the hospital. Oh you want to go? Will you pass out? Listen?
Speaker 1: I pass out When I throw up, it was coming
Speaker 1: out both ends, and my stomach was cramping so much.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even like, I couldn't lay there, I couldn't
Speaker 1: sit there, I couldn't do I couldn't do anything cramping.
Speaker 1: So I got the box and yeah, two weeks later, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Period two weeks ago, we had a big
Speaker 1: Christmas dinner, lots of family, and then the next day
Speaker 1: H got a phone call to people tested pous for COVID.
Speaker 1: We're all like cool, but everybody else was fine. They
Speaker 1: felt very very sick, like really sick, and nobody else did.
Speaker 1: So we're like great, and they were like, you made
Speaker 1: the cheesecake right. Generally, I'm gonna make a very general
Speaker 1: statement here. It's generally that COVID is getting a little
Speaker 1: weaker because it's starting to be watered down a bit.
Speaker 1: Different strains, different people are either more people to get it,
Speaker 1: it's harder to get it's harder to pass along because
Speaker 1: more people have had it in the last little situation
Speaker 1: so they can't. Antibodies are so it's it's starting to
Speaker 1: be less severe. What are you writing down? Oh? I
Speaker 1: was just writing a note about COVID. Uh what note
Speaker 1: are you writing about COVID? You strike just paper like
Speaker 1: he Yeah, what are you doing? I was writing make
Speaker 1: your appointment to get a COVID booster. Okay, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: and right then you wrote on a piece of scrap
Speaker 1: paper and yeah, I always writing paper, and I put
Speaker 1: it in my pocket and you don't. You don't you
Speaker 1: leave them here, which is weird too. No, No, you
Speaker 1: think I do. All these papers are here, but the
Speaker 1: ones I write on that I need. I put it
Speaker 1: in my pocket and then that way, later in the
Speaker 1: day I pull it out. I'm like, oh I need
Speaker 1: to do that. Okay, how else would I do it?
Speaker 1: Those are the papers for you, Okay. The other ones
Speaker 1: are my papers. Yeah, all right. Yeah. So you said
Speaker 1: something about COVID being weaker and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: COVID I didn't get that booster. Yeah I did. I
Speaker 1: did too, Yeah I did too. Um. Well, we're all here,
Speaker 1: I know. We all had issues of some not me. Man,
Speaker 1: no issues me. I drove, no problem, drove drove back.
Speaker 1: You have anything, nothing happened, nothing to hit on you. Oh,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that later, okay. Yea. She may be
Speaker 1: tuned in right now. I figured she listens the day
Speaker 1: after to see if anything's gonna be revealed. I got you.
Speaker 1: So you want to hold whole. She can hear this,
Speaker 1: and now she'll probably hold with us sometime. Dude, the
Speaker 1: best candle sent for your home is the vanilla seted candle. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Vanilla's nice smell is something everybody's familiar with, the most
Speaker 1: comfortable with. It's not too wrong, and studies show it's
Speaker 1: preferred most out of any other candle of vanilla. Sen
Speaker 1: has the ability to sue the brain's emotional control center
Speaker 1: as well. Vanilla got screwed because vanilla is considered bland, bland,
Speaker 1: and not a flavor. It's like ants, very vanilla, so
Speaker 1: that means nothing. There's nothing to it. Vanilla's actually a flavor,
Speaker 1: really good for good. Yeah, but but it lost it
Speaker 1: lost in the flavor game. It's pr People need to
Speaker 1: be fightered. What's the difference between vanilla and vanilla nut?
Speaker 1: You put nuts in vanilla? Okay, all right, remember that
Speaker 1: photographer we all took pictures with the first for women
Speaker 1: first woman. Yes, okay, he don't I don't remember. No,
Speaker 1: he was the creepy photographer. I didn't take them with them.
Speaker 1: We all did, Yes, we did, we did, but I
Speaker 1: took them as a teenager. I also, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: anybody's creepy. So for the record, well I can because
Speaker 1: I took pictures as a teenager, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how my mom let me do that. But anyways, my
Speaker 1: sister also did, and she has this picture where she's
Speaker 1: like climbing up this wall. It's very not appropriate for
Speaker 1: sixteen and she he said to her, all right, right now,
Speaker 1: are you playing vanilla? Are are you French vanilla? French
Speaker 1: vanilla was the more scandalous one. But anytime I think
Speaker 1: of vanilla ice cream, it's like you said, vanilla gets
Speaker 1: like kind of the shaft. But there's French vanilla, French vanilla,
Speaker 1: there's vanilla bean. I don't think it's vanilla nut. I
Speaker 1: think it's vanilla bean. You're right, No, it's vanilla bean. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe vanilla gets screwed over because it's a strong flavor.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Though about that scent, though it
Speaker 1: makes me want ice cream, it's also the color of
Speaker 1: vanilla two, which sits. I like, just no, but that's
Speaker 1: just a color. That white is not really considered a color.
Speaker 1: It's just so yeah, it's it's it's work. I'll take
Speaker 1: that on. I'll reshape the public's thoughts of Vanilla New
Speaker 1: Year's resolutions, we talked about them or how we're doing it.
Speaker 1: Lunchbox went out to the street, and so lunchbox you
Speaker 1: talk to three different people, three different people. Here is
Speaker 1: Lunchbox asking them what do you want to change about yourself?
Speaker 1: Which is a different direction, but it's the same. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's kind of the same thing, right, Okay, here this
Speaker 1: is the first light. Who's a singer? Go ahead? What's
Speaker 1: your New year resolutions for twenty twenty three? Why you
Speaker 1: gotta do a news resolution? So you're saying everything's great, Well, no,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna work on this self, do in the veins. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got nothing. I'm already working on myself. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? Okay? I rap dance the scene? Okay,
Speaker 1: can you give me let me hear a little bit.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. Guy, No new friends, Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm coating. Yeah, I'm focused on myself. Don't got time now?
Speaker 1: Why it's time? Yes, time to get it. Yeah. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: good luck, thank you. You don't have a microphone with you, right,
Speaker 1: my phone? So she doesn't even know what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm like, gush, Well, yeah, I hold my phone there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she know you're like on a radio show, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell her all that, but you don't need all
Speaker 1: that in the clip. I mean, it's kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: If you want to hear that, I can put it
Speaker 1: in there. That's okay. I just wonder if she knew
Speaker 1: that she'd be on the radio, she might try a
Speaker 1: little harder because I felt like she was just trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of you. Oh no, no, I felt
Speaker 1: like she was trying. I've actually okaykay. And then he
Speaker 1: just said well, good luck and then left well because
Speaker 1: it wasn't very good. Here's a cashier the lunchbox talks
Speaker 1: to you. Hello, how are you good? New Year? Happy
Speaker 1: New Year's too, How you've been good? What's your New
Speaker 1: Year's resolution? Honestly, I didn't make one. Oh, come on,
Speaker 1: you gotta have something. Yeah, I like one this year,
Speaker 1: you said, screel. You're just perfect. I mean, I gotta goals,
Speaker 1: but I'm just gotta like a main what What are
Speaker 1: your goals? Though? One is to give my get a
Speaker 1: car finally, okay, And the next one is to get
Speaker 1: back into childcare because this is what I usually do.
Speaker 1: This shot here okay, all right, the room room, good luck,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year. Yeah, room room, get a car, like
Speaker 1: get the wheels. You didn't even help her, though, well,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna help her? But she's like, why
Speaker 1: did he just ask that? And I go through the
Speaker 1: whole thing and he walks off. And as a broom room,
Speaker 1: I mean childcare. I mean I could have said, oh,
Speaker 1: do you babysit? But I didn't. I mean, yeah, exactly, No,
Speaker 1: I don't know her. Lady is getting her finances together.
Speaker 1: He's talking her. What's your new Year's resolution. It's twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. Get my financial situations here. We're gonna stop
Speaker 1: spending last. We're gonna stopping save more. Okay, no more gambling,
Speaker 1: no more nail salon, no more eating out, cook cook cook.
Speaker 1: All right, hey, let's get those financials. Let's go. Twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three is a year. Okay, thank you lunchbox for that. Huh.
Speaker 1: You didn't leave her with a like Tom Tom stop
Speaker 1: spending less, which is yeah, she get people advice to
Speaker 1: like help them with something. Yes, stop, well, I said,
Speaker 1: stop gambling, but leave them with each person that you're
Speaker 1: going because they think you might be one of the
Speaker 1: people from TikTok, who's like giving away thousands of dollars? Yes,
Speaker 1: what do I want? Then it gives you something instead,
Speaker 1: you just like make it a noise and walk off awkwardly.
Speaker 1: Let's offer them some advice or something. I mean, I
Speaker 1: gave her a high five. I said, room room. I
Speaker 1: like it. Huh? I mean is that storm again? We
Speaker 1: another storm coming? Yeah? Was at a car was room room.
Speaker 1: There were tornado warnings or watches and maybe warnings in
Speaker 1: certain parts of town while we were doing the show,
Speaker 1: but our studios like Las Vegas or no clocks. You
Speaker 1: don't know what time. It didn't no windows, no windows,
Speaker 1: so I had no idea. Calin Texta is like, hey
Speaker 1: you good, tornado coming through your area, And I was like,
Speaker 1: a tornado. I didn't know there was such a thing.
Speaker 1: But also, if you don't know about it, it it can't
Speaker 1: hit you. Is that right? How's that you won't know
Speaker 1: that it's coming towards you. It will never hit you
Speaker 1: until it goes. Ignore it. But then it's like if
Speaker 1: your health is bad, don't even go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: I can't be anything bad. But then if it hits you,
Speaker 1: then it's bad. But you don't know the difference because
Speaker 1: you hit you and it's over. I'm kidding. But we
Speaker 1: have a basement, do we? Yeah, don't blow I think
Speaker 1: that's just the ground. But was gonna fall on us
Speaker 1: and kill it? I thought during a tornado, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to go to the basement. Yeah, basement. That is like,
Speaker 1: that's not a basement though, that gage, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I thought anything underground. It wasn't even underground. It's on
Speaker 1: the ground. It's on the ground. No, and it's open too,
Speaker 1: so it suck us right out. I don't blow concrete
Speaker 1: and kill us something. So ay, that would be worse. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: we'll see him here. I was like, I chase tourney
Speaker 1: that I'll run at it. We go down the stairs.
Speaker 1: There's a one hundred thousand dollars at night hotel room
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. It's the most expensive hotel room in
Speaker 1: the world. It's called the Empathy Suite. It's one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Let's night a night. Why would we do
Speaker 1: what money? Oh my goodness, guys. If we put up
Speaker 1: a donation site, no, people would donate and send I
Speaker 1: don't think they would give it. What do you get?
Speaker 1: So this designer is all super famous and builds all
Speaker 1: these rooms. He there's two taxidermy sharks in there, a
Speaker 1: wonderful view of the city, two floors, a private swimming
Speaker 1: pool inside of it. That's cool. The whole suite occupies
Speaker 1: a pretty big area. It has a movie theater, it
Speaker 1: has a thirteen cedar bar, a lounge capable of hosting
Speaker 1: fifty two guests. There's a dining room, two large bedrooms,
Speaker 1: huge amount of storage in a spa with massogya, fitness
Speaker 1: rooms at jacuzzi, a fleet of employees, twenty four hour
Speaker 1: butler service as chauffeur in a bar staff. You get
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars worth of credit at the casino as well,
Speaker 1: So it's a ninety thousand dollars room. It sounds like,
Speaker 1: yeahs la bibble, It doesn't. It sounds like a big
Speaker 1: waste of money whatever. You and we all have our
Speaker 1: own things waste money on, for sure, But that's a lot.
Speaker 1: Did you not hear the gambling credit? Yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: paying for that. Yeah, it's not credit. So it's a
Speaker 1: ninety thousand dollars that's pretty include. It does look awesome,
Speaker 1: But what's with the sharks, Like, why it's pretty cool
Speaker 1: because it's awesome. It do sharks, Yeah, I mean food restaurant.
Speaker 1: There's a stuff Marlin on the wall. You're looking at it.
Speaker 1: You can get taken with you. But I'm just an.
Speaker 1: I mean remember in Austin the d the club that
Speaker 1: had the sharks in the floors. That was bad. I
Speaker 1: think I went one. But then they had to get
Speaker 1: rid of the right because the sound was bad for
Speaker 1: thee and they had to get rid of them because
Speaker 1: they got rated by the FEDS. Well, first though the sound,
Speaker 1: they got in trouble, then they got rated. They had
Speaker 1: multiple clubs. Yeah, the thing about the club was always like,
Speaker 1: you have to get fancy and go to those those clubs.
Speaker 1: But again, why they get right about the Feds? Do
Speaker 1: you remember were they Oh they were in a ring
Speaker 1: and they laundering things. Yeah, money launder I don't know
Speaker 1: that's the case. No wait, wait, it was in the news.
Speaker 1: You don't you know something that most people don't. Let's
Speaker 1: just say no, it wasn't the news. It was yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that's a big bust. Ever, doesn't make sense, and I
Speaker 1: have this story here. It doesn't make sense that you
Speaker 1: make a super fancy and rich people Lee, because then
Speaker 1: you can say you have more money coming in because
Speaker 1: you're not really don't care who comes in anyway. I
Speaker 1: just remember everyone in Austin being like, oh, why are
Speaker 1: why are all these clubs trying to be like Dallas.
Speaker 1: One of Auston's biggest club owners faces federal indictment after
Speaker 1: law enforcement right to four downtown venues. The FBI alleges
Speaker 1: that this guy and his brothers an assistant laundered over
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars believe to be the proceeds of
Speaker 1: narcotics trafficking. There's several businesses, multiple raids. There was Treasure
Speaker 1: Island which we went to a bunch pure ultralund pure
Speaker 1: fuel fuel, kiss and fly, and it goes on down.
Speaker 1: Who are their names again? I don't know brothers, You
Speaker 1: don't know, man. It was as crazy times. A California
Speaker 1: woman keeps getting many space heaters in the mail. She
Speaker 1: never ordered one. Huh. Connie Matthew says she has received
Speaker 1: over one hundred mini space eater heaters they keep getting
Speaker 1: sent to her. She's never ordered one single space heater.
Speaker 1: She suspects the return address for defective items just listed
Speaker 1: as hers because the boxes are coming from all over
Speaker 1: the country. So she has one hundred space heaters from
Speaker 1: UPI those things coming handy. Then when the power goes out,
Speaker 1: Yeah that I needed one of those. You never think
Speaker 1: about buying one because you have power and you're like
Speaker 1: a power and heat. I don't want to buy space heater.
Speaker 1: Then Susan goes out, why didn't I buy freaking space heat?
Speaker 1: O is it battery operated? Yeah, it can be. It
Speaker 1: can be out of the one because you can lose
Speaker 1: heat without losing electricity. That's that's what happened to me.
Speaker 1: One of my neighbors as a generator, and it's like
Speaker 1: it shows off all the time. It's like if the
Speaker 1: power goes out, you hear the neighbor generator. Goa generator
Speaker 1: for the house. They have a whole yes, and so
Speaker 1: they never run out of anything. But I just feel
Speaker 1: like when it goes out, it's like it automatically just
Speaker 1: rubs it on our faces. I have a generator, but
Speaker 1: it's like hand Yeah, it turns out a flashlight or
Speaker 1: a lamp. That's fun. We have a pretty big one.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. Yeah, we have a pretty big one. Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe I'm here. It wasn't from your house one of
Speaker 1: those kerchses, so that I was like, why do we
Speaker 1: have to buy this that we don't need it until
Speaker 1: you do? But and I know, but it's just like
Speaker 1: it's like buying well, refridgerator, though you might need. But
Speaker 1: it's like if the fridge is getting old, and they go, well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna cost eight hundred bucks to repair it, or
Speaker 1: you can pay thirteen hundred bucks for a new one.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't want to pay eight hundred
Speaker 1: bucks to repair an old one. I have to repair again.
Speaker 1: But you don't want to spend that you don't need it.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, we have an old generator. I
Speaker 1: want to get that one fixed, but it's a piece
Speaker 1: of crab, so to buy a new one. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, you'll use it someday, I hope not. Well,
Speaker 1: or if it you do need it, you're glad that
Speaker 1: you bought it. I hope not. Yeah, I gotta order
Speaker 1: some lunch real quick. What do we eat? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: are we getting? Man? Doing? Fish? No? No fish for lunch.
Speaker 1: So it's not a fish guy in general. I still
Speaker 1: like two first of all, salmon, but I had so
Speaker 1: much fish growing up because we ate half half of
Speaker 1: our food with stuff we either caught or killed. I'm
Speaker 1: like an act like it was all the time, We're
Speaker 1: a freaking Daniel. But but half of it was stuff
Speaker 1: we caught or killed. I had so much fish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you'd fry that, right, Yeah, but still it's still fish.
Speaker 1: And so I'm over. It's like camping. One of my friends, Scottie,
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, come, he lives in Colorado. He's like,
Speaker 1: come out here. He loves the winter, loves Colorado, the mountains, hiking, camping.
Speaker 1: He's like, come out here, let's go camping for a
Speaker 1: few days. I'm like, bro, I spent seventeen years camping.
Speaker 1: I have no interest. I don't want to go camping.
Speaker 1: I've done it, I've lived it. I lived in a
Speaker 1: camper for almost two years. So also, when I'm trying
Speaker 1: to order food to actually open draft kings, I think
Speaker 1: that's just I know, that's a sign. I know. Bro.
Speaker 1: I was just like, he gets some food. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: order a rap. There's a certain rap that I like
Speaker 1: from this place. Would you like to hear what's in it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be hungry. Well, it's almost time to go.
Speaker 1: I got a couple more stories to talk about here.
Speaker 1: But if I don't order it now to the house,
Speaker 1: I won't get there orders. Okay, I'm gonnam got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's my rap. It's the Sweet and Savory Wrap. It's
Speaker 1: chicken pro bolowe, cheese, spinach, dates, walnuts, and vinegarate dressing,
Speaker 1: which I don't think that was just sounds pretty good.
Speaker 1: Make it two, make it three. Well, if you want
Speaker 1: to cut of my house, I'll get you one. He
Speaker 1: just followed me home a good lunchboxing engine drives off
Speaker 1: for a free lunch ordering double click? Where'd you get that?
Speaker 1: Fro him? Hold on? I tell you, oh, he's got
Speaker 1: the pen out. You far away from this address. You
Speaker 1: haven't work? You haven't working, idiot? Um it is from
Speaker 1: hold on, it's submitting my order. You get this rap
Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah, it's my favorite one. Right? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna take this piece of paper home? Put him in pocket? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's from Clean Juice Clean. Oh they have food. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A nineteen year old driver admitted to driving a Honda
Speaker 1: hundred twenty miles an hour in Iowa last week because
Speaker 1: a good song came on the radio. They don't know
Speaker 1: the good song yet, but it's My fanny Pack by
Speaker 1: the Regia. Oh for sure. One twenty have no interest
Speaker 1: in going that fast. It's put the smoking Gun. The
Speaker 1: Master's Golf Tournament is the biggest golf tournament in the world.
Speaker 1: Green jacket. Yes, and they still do very old school
Speaker 1: things like they invite people to play through a package
Speaker 1: in the mail and you open it and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: we liked to invite you to play the Masters. So
Speaker 1: there's a guy named Scott Stallings whos a PGA Tour
Speaker 1: player and he's waiting for his invitation. Not a big
Speaker 1: famous golf or anything, but big enough to play on
Speaker 1: the tour. He's waiting, never gets it, never gets it,
Speaker 1: never gets it. Somebody messes him on DM and goes, hey,
Speaker 1: my name's Scott Stallings and they mailed this to me different.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Tweeted a screenshot and showed it and said
Speaker 1: this is and it's a whole package. Wow. So they
Speaker 1: gotta let this guy come to the Masters. Now, maybe
Speaker 1: not play, but he's got to be able to come.
Speaker 1: This other Scot Stalling should make him a guess. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's pretty funny and I listen to this though,
Speaker 1: Hold on, the guy Scott Stalling is the fake one?
Speaker 1: Who's the real who's a real Scott Stallings? But he's
Speaker 1: a fake one. His wife's name is Jennifer, and so
Speaker 1: is the real Scots Stallings wife. Weird, they share the
Speaker 1: same name, they live in the same state. They're both
Speaker 1: married to him and named Jennifer. And they found it.
Speaker 1: He found out through instant message. What are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: That's all I mean? They really should invite him out
Speaker 1: to the Masters and give him the whole shebang. That
Speaker 1: would be to say something. No, I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: They should just um start changing their ways of doing things.
Speaker 1: I know they've been doing it for you. No. No No,
Speaker 1: because they're hot dogs are still like a dollar, right,
Speaker 1: they're very cheap. Yeah, it's hot dogs or something. But also,
Speaker 1: since phones weren't alive and exist, they don't, you don't
Speaker 1: get to have them. It sucks. You can't even like
Speaker 1: look at scores. It's it's like, it's awesome, but that
Speaker 1: part sucks. No phones, So I'll to kick you out,
Speaker 1: like you can't take a picture. That's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I got invited to play the at and t celebrity
Speaker 1: ProAm like Pebble Beach, when Spyglass end of the month.
Speaker 1: This is a big one name. It's a big when
Speaker 1: they showed on CBS. You're gonna be on TV playing
Speaker 1: gold On? Hold on, Wow, who's your partner? Hold On?
Speaker 1: That is awesome. He's not done talking. So I was.
Speaker 1: I'm not a great golfer, it doesn't matter, but I
Speaker 1: mean I would shoot mid eighties. I think I'm a
Speaker 1: twelve handicap. And so the head of this organization because
Speaker 1: it's a charity event, that whole thing is for charity.
Speaker 1: Environment to play. But usually you get invited and I'll
Speaker 1: be the first alternate. So if somebody, if the whole
Speaker 1: crew drops out, I'm the first one in. But I
Speaker 1: get to go and play every practice round and all
Speaker 1: these courses, Pebble Beach, Spyglass. It's legit. You just sitting.
Speaker 1: You sit there and hope someone drops out, and if
Speaker 1: they don't, I play all the golf, all the practice
Speaker 1: rounds for three days and then go home. It's amazing
Speaker 1: how you need someone talking to Harding. Whoop somebody's leg like, oh,
Speaker 1: Scott Stalin's But I'm gonna like church just playing at church.
Speaker 1: Jake's playing Ben Rector, who's a good friend of mine,
Speaker 1: who's an arts who play the show a couple of times.
Speaker 1: He was the alternat last year and played that's legit,
Speaker 1: so that how many people are in it? Like that?
Speaker 1: They're actually it's a whole tournament. Yeah, it's a whole tournament.
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking, what are your odds? How many people
Speaker 1: someone will drop? Not good? Maybe? Yeah, so that's what happens.
Speaker 1: They get out there, they tweak it back. I mean,
Speaker 1: problem is everybody waits. It's so hard to get invited,
Speaker 1: and I probably shouldn't been invited because I'm I'm the
Speaker 1: alternate celebrity, but I'm also like a celebrity alternate in
Speaker 1: real life. I'm not a real celebrity. Man, we're going
Speaker 1: play if somebody drops out of something and like other stuff,
Speaker 1: They're like, well we can get Bobby. He's not a
Speaker 1: real celebrity, but it's like alternate. That's still really cool.
Speaker 1: It's really cool. But now I'm having anxiety about it
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna go out there and be worse than
Speaker 1: I normally play, because I'm gonna get nervous about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay. The other person on your team will carry you.
Speaker 1: But wait, you play with the you play with a pro,
Speaker 1: but not the same score. No, no, no, that they're
Speaker 1: playing for real tournament. Yes, but you guys are also
Speaker 1: playing as a team for the pro am. Yes, you
Speaker 1: could cause that pro to get cut. Could No? No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: that's true. Oh no, I would play. True, he's shooting
Speaker 1: for his tournament. I know. God dang. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm for sure, but so I'm the alternate, first alternate,
Speaker 1: and I hope it'd be fun to play it. But
Speaker 1: also I'm like, I don't want to play it because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm gonna be so nervous and played
Speaker 1: terribly for three to excitement. I know, And I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I figured out. I'll talk myself into it. Yeah, you will.
Speaker 1: It is a big deal. More than I mean, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: It's a big deal. Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, Eric Church,
Speaker 1: Buster Posey, Alex Smith, Steve Young, mc lemore, Clint Eastood,
Speaker 1: Scot Eat with Larry Fitzgerald, Joshin Clint Eastwood. Oh he's
Speaker 1: all he's the president. No, No, he ain't gonna plupe.
Speaker 1: Nobody's there, Okay, Yeah, Alfonso Robero and more so and
Speaker 1: alternate Charles Kelly, Darius Ben rector Pat Monahan. So we'll
Speaker 1: see if I get in Monahan train Train baby man. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Apparently they all like jump up and seeing and stuff
Speaker 1: really good night. During cool I played in the I
Speaker 1: don't make this a golf segment. Most of the segment
Speaker 1: about me freaking out because I'm I gotta like face
Speaker 1: my fears here and just not be anxious about it.
Speaker 1: But I played in a pro am and Eddie was
Speaker 1: my caddie at a tournament, a PJA tournament in Texas
Speaker 1: Colonial and I played with Jordan's speeth and I played
Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, considering it wasn't on TV. Do you
Speaker 1: ever talk about what you and Jordan I want to
Speaker 1: talk about? That sounds literally, oh um. I don't know
Speaker 1: every talking about bet money against Jordan Spieth, the pro golfer.
Speaker 1: I don't know who you were talking about. It was awesome.
Speaker 1: It's dumb. It's not a bad thing. I just he
Speaker 1: can he can do that because we're just giving around.
Speaker 1: I think it's not a bad am I get him
Speaker 1: in trouble, No, I don't think so. Okay, that's all Loason.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't because I wouldnt have the rules. But so
Speaker 1: we bet he gave me. We bet he for every
Speaker 1: birdie you would pay him, Yes, one hundred bucks. Yes,
Speaker 1: and every bog that you would get, he would pay
Speaker 1: you one hundred bucks. That's pretty fun. It sounds fair.
Speaker 1: It was. I lost some money. So will we be
Speaker 1: able to watch you on TV if I played the tournament? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do you have to have like Golf Network? No? No,
Speaker 1: you just watch NBC, Well, hold on, it's one of
Speaker 1: those networks. But you have to the first two days
Speaker 1: like on Golf Channel if you make the cut that
Speaker 1: you I'm not making a cut Amy, the first two
Speaker 1: days will just be there in person, So it don't matter.
Speaker 1: You tickets to it and go and watch guys. What's
Speaker 1: it called att Pebble Beach Program. Buy your tickets at
Speaker 1: a hold on attpb golf dot com. It's what's the date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hits the date up there, Mikey, it's the very top.
Speaker 1: It's January thirty fifth. It's a long week. M I'll
Speaker 1: talk to the wife. Talk to the wife. But I'm
Speaker 1: pretty excited about that, also nervous, anxious. I'm not good anyway,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be worse than this situation. I can
Speaker 1: go on the stage, I can get on television and dance,
Speaker 1: I can get. But if I'm playing golf front of
Speaker 1: two people, I'm like, oh god, it's a weird situation. Yeah, stupid, okay, um.
Speaker 1: Moving on from that, someone noticed a bad odor coming
Speaker 1: from a donation ben I found a dead body inside.
Speaker 1: Who the corner says, The body's been inside the bend
Speaker 1: for months, been allegedly hadn't been emptied in years, and
Speaker 1: had VHS tapes inside. That's how long it's been. So
Speaker 1: it was a diverse I've always Yeah, they were trying
Speaker 1: to get something out, they got stuck and then they
Speaker 1: just But my whole thing is I mpt a body,
Speaker 1: never checked killed my dumpt body in there. I always
Speaker 1: look at those bends. I'm like, no one ever empties
Speaker 1: those things like you. They do, they do. I was
Speaker 1: in a process of kind of like purging and I
Speaker 1: went to donate a bunch and it was packed, packed,
Speaker 1: and I drove by two days later and it was empty.
Speaker 1: So they do empty amount. Oh yeah, someone took it. Good,
Speaker 1: that's what it's for. Gosh, that's terrible. Then they had
Speaker 1: a groad. No, they didn't, should never be found. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that sucks. O um, okay, what do we got here?
Speaker 1: The Jeremy Renner story severely injured in a snowplow accident.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner was an accent involving a snowplow Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: He had to be airlifted from the mountain where the
Speaker 1: accident occurred. The actors in critical condition but stable already
Speaker 1: had two certain you know what happened though, it's as
Speaker 1: snowplow and I guess it malfunctioned or was he snowplow driving?
Speaker 1: He was driving, he was working and he has a
Speaker 1: house there, and it was he had to get rid
Speaker 1: of the snow. And then the doctor neighbor came out
Speaker 1: and put a turner quet on his leg, saved him
Speaker 1: and which surprised Yeah, how lucky. And then they had
Speaker 1: to helicopter room. You're fifty percent more likely to look
Speaker 1: old if you don't drink enough water. No, man, I
Speaker 1: just thought the coffee all that time. Okay, I think
Speaker 1: that's most of every I got a few more things.
Speaker 1: Powerball Mega Millions tonight worth seven hundred and eighty five
Speaker 1: million bucks. Ye are you playing, I'm playing. I'm going
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. Such a waste. Okay, all the money that
Speaker 1: you've ever wasted, you've ever played and lost, was a waste.
Speaker 1: It's not investment. It's a waste. Do you understand that? No,
Speaker 1: all the money if I win, but you didn't guess
Speaker 1: all that, all that pass money is a waste. You've
Speaker 1: wasted it. And guess what, No, no, no, I'm telling
Speaker 1: whatever it's gone. Who cares? But guess what if I
Speaker 1: win seven hundred and eighty five million dollars, do you
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna care about that? Measly ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: I've wasted ten thousand dollars. Never win. You build my
Speaker 1: toilet out of ten thousand dollars. If you never win, though,
Speaker 1: are you gonna like care about it and be like, gosh,
Speaker 1: this is I'm trying not to think about negative stuff. Man,
Speaker 1: I try to keep a pause. You don't everything about
Speaker 1: your negh Okay, that's so true, everything about him not gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty positive I'm gonna win tonight. Um Raymond does
Speaker 1: has somebody on the show needs to be reprimanded, and
Speaker 1: it's so serious it may need to go on their file.
Speaker 1: Oh mine? Is it somebody here like works amongst us? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, okay. So when our vacations started, I send
Speaker 1: a text message to Eddie because I was contacted by
Speaker 1: the Nashville Predators. They said, hey, can you send us
Speaker 1: the video of Abby their mascot nash They're gonna do
Speaker 1: a whole thing with it. And I didn't know exactly
Speaker 1: how big it was gonna be. Is he gonna go
Speaker 1: on TV? This, that, and the other. I knew it
Speaker 1: was important, though, is from the Nashville Predators. So I
Speaker 1: sent Eddie the text, hey, man, really need this video. Well,
Speaker 1: one day went by, two days went by, three days
Speaker 1: went by. It three days, I'm like freaking out. You
Speaker 1: guys know me. I'm like, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: The predators want this video, I'm not providing it to
Speaker 1: them first of all. Text him again though, second time,
Speaker 1: because he doesn't respond to me sometimes too, and I'll well,
Speaker 1: he's also on another text thread that he doesn't respond too,
Speaker 1: so there's no reason to text him again. So I'm
Speaker 1: just like, hopefully he'll respond. So three days went by
Speaker 1: and I said, screw it. I was panicking, so I
Speaker 1: hit up Morgan and I said, I know, this isn't
Speaker 1: your department. You have to help me get this video.
Speaker 1: She taught me a bunch of stuff. I was able
Speaker 1: to get the video and send it to the Nashville Predators.
Speaker 1: Do you want to file that Eddie was on vacation
Speaker 1: didn't work? Huh? Interesting? Or even a text message back
Speaker 1: that hey, I don't think you can file that with HR.
Speaker 1: He was on vacation, okay on my personal phone. I
Speaker 1: didn't answer that, So you're gonna file it? No, who
Speaker 1: would you file it with the How would you do that?
Speaker 1: You do HR? It's just reckless complaint is Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was on vacation and wouldn't work. Did you ask him
Speaker 1: before you left her vacation for the video or this
Speaker 1: is during vacation? It just sucked at The video was
Speaker 1: held hostage though, so that would actually wasn'tage saying he
Speaker 1: need Okay. Anyway, let's move in another ray point before
Speaker 1: we end this ray's offended at an ATNT commercial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was watching this overbreak as well, and I
Speaker 1: mean I was. I heard it once and I go,
Speaker 1: did I hear that? Right? Were they really making fun
Speaker 1: of this guy for that? Because I also suffer from it.
Speaker 1: So I have the commercial. If you want to hear it,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Okay, I'm gonna okay, here you go. If
Speaker 1: there's anyone here who knows why they should not be
Speaker 1: joined it short, he's short, he's so clearly. Sure. Girl,
Speaker 1: that's too much. It's college football with AT and T
Speaker 1: five G snapper too much. You're looking very handsome, Tyler,
Speaker 1: very tall, and so there they shows this guy and
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's ripping on dudes that are short. She's
Speaker 1: talking about the play. He was short of the first
Speaker 1: short of the first down aletely different way. It's funny,
Speaker 1: that's funny, but no, also we reject that. HR says,
Speaker 1: noted that too. Come on, ray, he's over to today.
Speaker 1: N HR requests, all right, I think that's all we're
Speaker 1: going to do today, although this was a pretty long one.
Speaker 1: Do I want to do of Las Vegas residency? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like Elvis? Why wouldn't you? Wow, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be out there a lot. I
Speaker 1: know you just live out there. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know I like it. How long does the rest? Dude?
Speaker 1: You're like Wayne Newton here, you'll get the top floor. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, your eyeballs are bigger in your belly. No,
Speaker 1: they'll give you free food. No, no, No, that means
Speaker 1: you'll be like Tiesto. Okay, yeah, how long does the
Speaker 1: residence you have to be? It's like ten twelve fourteen shows.
Speaker 1: Who wow wow wow wow wow. But it's a lot
Speaker 1: of back and forth. No, you don't how to be
Speaker 1: back and forth. We moved the show there, Oh my gosh, dude,
Speaker 1: we get a pad out there with a swimming pool
Speaker 1: and the desert. Yes, heck yeah, everything's a wee like
Speaker 1: your family would be all. I've moved the kids out there,
Speaker 1: all right, Well it's a weed in the side. That
Speaker 1: was a very nonchalant like it's just something. You know.
Speaker 1: I've been approached about doing a bunch of shows out
Speaker 1: there and just making it a residency, but I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm going to do it as of now. I
Speaker 1: have other things. Come tomorrow, you might maybe I could
Speaker 1: be convinced, but I have a couple things that I
Speaker 1: have focus on for this year, and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: make the main things the main things. And I may
Speaker 1: do that show because we're probably going to try to
Speaker 1: do something much bigger. But I don't know that I
Speaker 1: want to do all the shows in just Vegas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people go to Vegas. Absolutely, But
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know. Maybe I want to do some
Speaker 1: shows in Texas. Maybe I want to do some shows
Speaker 1: in Boston. That would be a tour, right, yes, but
Speaker 1: it also you guys are all so pro it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I yeah, man, but then I
Speaker 1: would have to be out there and have to do
Speaker 1: the show split from you guys. Some No, that would
Speaker 1: be weird. I don't like that. I don't like that either.
Speaker 1: We do have to do it some but well, I'll
Speaker 1: figure it out what I mean. Well, I was just
Speaker 1: there's all the artists that do it. There's got to
Speaker 1: be so many pros. If they don't have a job,
Speaker 1: they don't have enough, they can go do that and
Speaker 1: that's it. Hey, you did Dancing with the Stars and
Speaker 1: it sucked and almost killed myself. That was really hard
Speaker 1: on you one. I mean, think of that memory. This
Speaker 1: is in a competition. Yeah, and the residency's usually on
Speaker 1: the weekend, right, doesn't have to be Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: But it's exhausting going back and forth. I'm just asking
Speaker 1: a question. No, you're talking to me out of it. No,
Speaker 1: but most people they get to do that, like let's
Speaker 1: say Luke Brian, he does one, Randa does one. They
Speaker 1: don't haven't all the idle, but but they get to
Speaker 1: do spot jobs in tour. We I have to every
Speaker 1: day do this crap. Remember a spot show, remember garths.
Speaker 1: I'll only do it if I don't really have that pull.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking too. I'm not gonna give
Speaker 1: me a plane either, or we just move this show
Speaker 1: to Tuesday Thursdays. That would be freaking awesome. Wait at
Speaker 1: one pm, I mean all right, that's it. We're done
Speaker 1: for the day. Thank you guys. Hope you have an awesome,
Speaker 1: awesome today. Thank you. We're back. We're happy. There's an
Speaker 1: episode twenty five whistles up as well that we did
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Speaker 1: by everybody,