1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:15,400 Speaker 1: Yes he did. He have no fear. The I Am 2 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. On today's podcast, A whole 3 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: lot of ship has went down for me. The gringo 4 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: man didn't go yours truly the Sultan of Sniff in 5 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: the last five days of five day journey, an unexpected 6 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: journey that I break down in great detail on a 7 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: fantastic blast, master fully disruptive. Huh. I am rapp Reports 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: stereo podcast coming up right now, Miles jordan Ak. The 9 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: bleach was a k. The dust Brothers start to put 10 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: off with something real nice, start to put me off 11 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: with something real proper, but most of all, start to 12 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: puppy off with something real loud and real funky. I 13 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: am Rapports Stereo podcast coming at you right now. Let's 14 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: fucking go. Yes, you have no fear. The I am 15 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: Rappaport Stereo podcast is here. Hope everybody's doing good. Hope 16 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: everybody's feeling really good. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. I 17 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: hope everybody is feeling sane. I am Rapport Stereo podcast 18 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:38,199 Speaker 1: coming live and direct from New York City. I hope 19 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 1: everybody had a fantastic Fourth of July hope everybody made 20 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: it through the fourth of July weekend with all of 21 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: your fingers intact. My name is Michael Rapp Report a 22 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: k a. The Gringo, man Dingo a k a. The 23 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: Disruptive Warrior, a k a. The inflamed Oshca Nazi a 24 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: k a. The Raging bullshitter. And like I said, I 25 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: hope everybody had a great long weekend. We are here 26 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: in the in the summer. The summer has begun. Fourth 27 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: of July weekend. Joey Chestnut, the Hot dog Eating Champion, 28 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: defended his title, choked out a protester, and continued to 29 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: kick ass an American hero in an American traditional sport, 30 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: the Hot door Eating contest that happened on the fourth 31 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 1: of July out there in Coney Island, Coney Wyland, Wild, 32 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 1: Coney Island. Um, and man, I got some some bugged 33 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,799 Speaker 1: out ship to tell you guys. Um anyway, I hope 34 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: everybody is feeling good. I hope everybody's staying cool. It's 35 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: very hot across the country. UM. I've had to be 36 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: honest with you, A really, I got thrown for a 37 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: fucking loop the last five well six days, six days ago. 38 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: But it was for five days. So yeah, let me 39 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: tell you guys, what's happened to me in the last 40 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: five days. So I told you guys on the last 41 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast episode, I went to Florida. 42 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: I didn't mention when I came back from Florida on 43 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: the last episode, I was feeling a little weird, you know. Um, 44 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: but I thought, you know, I didn't sleep good the 45 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: night before I flew and we did the podcast. Great podcast. 46 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: Last episode was a fantastic podcast, and um. The next day, 47 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: I woke up, worked out, had a really fucking hard 48 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: time doing a really easy workout, my standard full body 49 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: twenty minute weightlifting blast class you know with dumbbells, you know, 50 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: full body h easy, easy, trust me, easy. But I 51 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: was like, damn, I mean I was burning doing it, 52 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: like my chest was burning. Had to take longer breaks 53 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: than my normal long breaks, and I was like, man, 54 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: fuck shit rest today. I didn't have much to do. 55 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: I didn't have much work. I had some mundane errands. 56 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: And while I was out doing my mundane errands, I'm like, man, 57 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: fucking feel good, you know. Like, to be honest, I 58 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: was feeling lightheaded doing like I said, regular ship around 59 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: the house. Nothing. You know, even after I was doing workout, 60 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: like you know, just regular ship around the house. Had 61 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: to go to the store. Basic Ship just wasn't feeling good. 62 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling good. This was this was last Tuesday. Okay, Wednesday, 63 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:07,720 Speaker 1: wake up mcdane errands. Basic Ship actually had to drop 64 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: off some spit some spit him at the doctor because 65 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: that's just part of my fucking life. They wanted to 66 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: check the inflamed Oshca Nazi because you know, I've been 67 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: having this health stuff. So I go to do that. 68 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: It's not that hot. It's gonna walk home. It's like 69 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:26,479 Speaker 1: funck man, funk this. I'm not walking home. Took a 70 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: cab and and normally this is like one of my 71 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: beautiful walks down Fifth Avenue. It's like, I don't feel 72 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: good when and got a haircut, just kind of like 73 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: the fun man. It was in the days. Felt like 74 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: the haircut took forty five minutes, took its normal time. 75 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 1: I wasn't really talking to my barbera Eric. It's like, 76 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: let me go get some chicken noodle soup. When got 77 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: some chicken noodle soup, Maybe this will feel Maybe I 78 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: got a cold or something you know, I'm just not 79 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: feeling good. I had my chicken noodle soup, walked home. 80 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: I was like in a daze. I was like, fun 81 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,359 Speaker 1: that something fucking feel good. I don't feel right, you know. 82 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: And I was, honestly, I was like having trouble breathing. 83 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: So I came home. I told my wife because I 84 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: didn't tell my wife the day before about the breathing 85 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 1: because I didn't want to get freaked out. And I 86 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: was kind of freaked out because shifting outside is one 87 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,440 Speaker 1: thing ulster of colitis is is one thing. I got 88 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: that down to a science, you know. I talked enough 89 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,919 Speaker 1: about the ulstar of colitis in the last month, you know, 90 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: and then I got the bronchiectasis. That's why they call 91 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: me the inflamed Ashkenazi. The coughing. This put him the 92 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 1: snot the all that ship pattent, you know, the sniff 93 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: all that. These are pattent things. But one thing that 94 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: I never had while dealing with any of this is 95 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,600 Speaker 1: like lightheadedness. So I come home and I tell him, obviously, 96 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: I don't feel right. So what do you mean? I 97 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: says this, I don't fucking feel right. I don't feel right. 98 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: It's like around twelve thirty. This is uh last Wednesday, 99 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: the ninth, July twenty nine. So we have this oxymeter, 100 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: you know, the oxymeter that reads your your blood oxygen level. 101 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: I just beated it just now. Ship is low, like 102 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: you're supposed to be. Like standard really good is like 103 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: a hundred. That's perfect, And probably nine people listen to 104 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap or stereo podcast are within a hundred, 105 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: which is all good. This is just not when you're 106 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: doing anything, just sitting around. So you know, she always 107 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: hits me with the oxymeter. It's a little black thing. 108 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: Sometimes they're white. Little thing looks like a little piece 109 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 1: of shi. It looks like a little nothing. It looks 110 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: like an unimportant nothing kind of thing. She puts it 111 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: on my finger. It's like eighty three. I'm like, just 112 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: wait a second, it'll go up. It's like eighty three. 113 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: We do it again. It's like eighty four. But do 114 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: it again. It's like eighty three. I'm breathing. I'm like, yo, 115 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 1: don't I don't fucking feel right. I don't fuck and 116 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: feel right goes up to my sight six. We keep 117 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: doing it, so I call this urgent care concierge place 118 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: near me. Tell him what's going on, they said, coming 119 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: in two thirty. Go into the place. No, actually laid down, 120 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: took a little nap, chilled. I was gonna record the 121 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: podcast last It was gonna be last Friday's podcast, the 122 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,599 Speaker 1: July one podcast with the Young Shooter. Me and the 123 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,559 Speaker 1: Shooter had a plan to do it at five pm. 124 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: So I tell him, y'all, uh to thirty, I'm gonna 125 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 1: go to the place, get checked out, be ready to 126 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: rock at five o'clock pm. Boom got. So we go 127 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: into the place. They have the good oxymeter machine, they 128 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: have you know everything. It's like a mini hospital. It's 129 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: like a kind of like an emergency room. Spot going there, 130 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: the guy I'll call him Dr J. Reads my up pulse, 131 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: doesn't like it. Reads my pulse doesn't like it. Blood 132 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 1: pressure is fine. Read my pulse doesn't like it. Telling 133 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: my history. He's like, he's not happy, not happy, not comfortable. 134 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,479 Speaker 1: My wife has all the questions and all the information. 135 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:24,840 Speaker 1: Thank god. Sometimes I'm like, shut the funk up because 136 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: she starts hitting him with all the recent history and 137 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: the pulse oxymeter, which again is an essential tool. YO, 138 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: get one of these things from I think, do you 139 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,880 Speaker 1: have any breathing issues? Health issues? You know this we 140 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 1: got this during COVID, And I'm gonna be totally honest, 141 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 1: I thought this thing was fucking dumb. Going there at home, 142 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: he's like, yo, I don't like what I see. Like, 143 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,439 Speaker 1: all right, you don't like what you see. I want 144 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 1: to give you a CT scan. I want to give 145 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,679 Speaker 1: you a cat scan. I'm gonna give you a chest extraally. 146 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I've done this many, many, 147 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: many many times. Going there, we do the X right, 148 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: going there, do the the iodine laced cat scan where 149 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 1: they hit you with the iodine so it's sort of 150 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: you could read the pictures a little bit more, which 151 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: I've never done that. Right, Baby, it's the cat scan 152 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: or the I wait, wait, what's the thing with the iodine? Yes, 153 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,959 Speaker 1: the CT scan the cat skins where they put you 154 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 1: in the machine. They do that too. This is how 155 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 1: serious they thought the ship was. The guy was not smile, 156 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: he wasn't happy, he wasn't making light of it, and 157 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: I fucking really appreciate it. So he does the CT 158 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,120 Speaker 1: scan with the iodine, which I think and I'm not 159 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,319 Speaker 1: for sure, but I think it enhances the pictures. It 160 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,679 Speaker 1: separates the pictures. You can see things a little bit more. 161 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: They go, yeah, we want to put you on oxygen. 162 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: We don't like the way you're breathing. I fucking put 163 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: me on oxygen. We're in here waiting, goes. While we 164 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,960 Speaker 1: put you on oxy We're gonna wait for our bosses 165 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:59,120 Speaker 1: to read your set scan. I'm like, all right, cool, 166 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm in there. It's 167 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,520 Speaker 1: about an hour. I'm on the oxygen. Little oxygen in 168 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 1: my nose and chilling. They come back. They go, yo, 169 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 1: you have an ammonia. You have an ammonia in your lungs. 170 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: This is a real thing. I go, what pneumonia? He goes, Yeah, 171 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 1: you have an ammonia. You have an ammonia and your lungs. 172 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: You have fluid in your lungs. Like go ah, you motherfucker. 173 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 1: He goes, We think it would be best for you 174 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,880 Speaker 1: to go to the hospital. I was like, what the 175 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 1: funk are you talking about hospital? I'm at a sort 176 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: of hospital. Well, aren't you, guys the hospital? He's like, 177 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 1: we need to send you to the hospital. That's our suggestion. 178 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,840 Speaker 1: We need to send you to a hospital and we 179 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: would like to put you on antibiotics and antibiotic drip 180 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 1: right now. I was like, fuck, all right, my wife's 181 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: like do it. I was like, yeah, let let's do it. 182 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 1: Let's do it. The guys like we think this is 183 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: the best thing to do. I'm like, motherfucker. And the 184 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,719 Speaker 1: crazy thing is throughout all my testing, throughout all my 185 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 1: fucking big shot doctors in Los Angeles, and the other 186 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: big shot doctors in Beverly Hills, and my other big 187 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: shot doctor in New York, and another big shot doctor 188 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: in New York, and all the fucking breathing machines and 189 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 1: all the ship that I've had to deal with because 190 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 1: of the colitis and this bronchi ectasis, which is basically 191 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: like little sort of clogs in your lungs. And the 192 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,760 Speaker 1: reason why I have that is because of the ulcer 193 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,200 Speaker 1: of colitis medicine. No one ever said the P word. 194 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: No one ever said throughout all this time, I've ever 195 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,240 Speaker 1: had a pneumonia. And now that I'm looking back on it, 196 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: I'm like, I must have. I guarantee you, I'd bet 197 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: every single thing I have that I have a hundred 198 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: percent had ammonias in the past, and this particular ammonia. 199 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: It didn't just start. I've been feeling like shit, I've 200 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: been dealing all this bull shit. I go, all right, 201 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:04,199 Speaker 1: let's let's do it. So they fucking get the I 202 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 1: V drip. They give me the antibiotics that you know what, 203 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: I can't even pronounce what they are, Like, let's do it. 204 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,600 Speaker 1: So they give me the first trip. Were waiting around, 205 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,839 Speaker 1: waiting around. They go, we're gonna call we have a 206 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: relationship with Mount Sinego great. I was in Mount Signe 207 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: when I was two and a half year old when 208 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: I was broke my leg. I used to go to 209 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 1: Mount Sine when I was a kid. My doctor, my 210 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 1: first doctor, my pediatrician, Dr Grivets, he was Mount signed Out. 211 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: That's where I was, you know, treated growing up in 212 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: New York City for whatever, shots, all that stuff. Fuck it, 213 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,280 Speaker 1: let's go to Mount Sine. They're waiting around. They go, 214 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: we're trying to get you, uh all prepped up so 215 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: when you get there they have a room for you. 216 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 1: All right, fuck it, fuck it. I'm and in my 217 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,920 Speaker 1: head I'm thinking I'm gonna go to the hospital. But 218 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,240 Speaker 1: going there, they're gonna give me some antibiotics. The next day, 219 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: doctor's gonna see me. I'll be out in the morning. 220 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,800 Speaker 1: This this is what I'm thinking. So my wife says, 221 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,640 Speaker 1: let me go home. Get a little bag so you're comfortable, 222 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 1: you know, in the hospital. I said, okay, get a 223 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: pair of underwear, get a T shirt, bring a sweatshirt. Nothing. 224 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Nothing comes back. They go, all right, well, 225 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: the room is set up. You get to the hospital. Uh, 226 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,560 Speaker 1: they're ready for you. I go, I gotta go into ambulance. 227 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: It goes No, you could go on a you know, 228 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: an uber just but go. It's set up. So this 229 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: is after being in the So I'm in the urgent 230 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: care for like four hours, sitting there. They get it 231 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,520 Speaker 1: all lined up. I'm not happy, but I'm like, all right, 232 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: funk it. This is you know, I'm thinking, I'm gonna 233 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 1: go see a doctor in the morning. They give me 234 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,040 Speaker 1: some more antibiotics. Pop up, Up Up, Get to the 235 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:46,000 Speaker 1: fucking hospital Mount Signed emergency room, which is right across 236 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 1: from Central Park on one side and on Madison Avenue 237 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:54,200 Speaker 1: the projects. I go in through the emergency room entrance 238 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: where you walk yourself in, and they have me in 239 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: the files. But they don't have room. I'm like, all right, 240 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 1: They're like, you know, sit down here. I'm like, how 241 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: long do I say? Now? They go about an hour? 242 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 1: I go, there's about an hour, because you got you 243 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 1: gotta fucking advocate for yourself. Big word, big word. Now 244 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: I'm in the system. I'm in the hospital. Let's say 245 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: no concierge, urgent care v I P. Michael Rapp report 246 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 1: up breast side Manhattan Ship. You know they got those 247 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: greeters at the hospital and their motherfucker's I go, okay, 248 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: but I'm not feeling good. They go, be about an hour. 249 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,720 Speaker 1: I said, there's about an hour. I mean about an hour, 250 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,000 Speaker 1: like thirty minutes or does it mean about you know, 251 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 1: three hours? They go, it should be about an hour? Okay, okay. 252 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,920 Speaker 1: So now they're one of my wife in because of COVID, 253 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: pup up, up up, she's staying outside. She's like, I'm 254 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: not leaving until you go in the room. Out you 255 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: could go, she said, I'm not leaving until you get 256 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:52,200 Speaker 1: checked into a room. Like all right, fine. Next thing 257 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 1: you know, they come, they go, miss wrapport. They bring 258 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 1: me in the back. I'm in the fucking e er 259 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,640 Speaker 1: at the hospital, which is on inside is beautiful mount 260 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: signing on Fifth Avenue. On the other side, it's across 261 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: from the projects on Madison Avenue. Not terrible projects, but 262 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: it's the pj's like there's junkies and all that good 263 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: ship Spanish arlemn style. I'm in there and it's as 264 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 1: soon as they put me in the like you know, 265 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:25,200 Speaker 1: they have a little sort of cubicles with curtains. You know, 266 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: they put me in one of them. As soon as 267 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: they shut the curtain and I'm in there chilling, they 268 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: greet me in. At this point, no one's acknowledged that 269 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: they know who I am, that I was getting the 270 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: room or any of that ship. I was told they 271 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 1: had a room for me. As soon as I get 272 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 1: in there. Next to me, they put somebody who comes 273 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: in and sounds like they're either getting fucked or totally 274 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: fucked up. This woman comes in, a Puerto Rican woman, 275 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,600 Speaker 1: very very Puerto Rican. She's moaning, she's screaming, she yelling. 276 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 1: But it's that's such a agony. It's almost like a 277 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,720 Speaker 1: she in pleasure or is it pain? Because if you 278 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 1: heard it out of content, you'd be like, yo, this 279 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:13,000 Speaker 1: woman's having sex, she's she's getting fucked, but she's clearly not. 280 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,679 Speaker 1: But she's right next to me. She's crying. Oh, I 281 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,439 Speaker 1: mean she's I'm like, what the funk is going on? 282 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: That's going on on the other side of me, I'm 283 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: hearing about some guys talking to a social worker. He 284 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: got into a fight with his girlfriend. I think she 285 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 1: threw him down to flight his steps. He has a 286 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 1: broken shoulder, he's all banged up on purkos that they 287 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 1: have him on perkoses. I'm hearing like his sobs story. 288 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 1: It's terrible. Tell my wife, I go, she's on the 289 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,359 Speaker 1: phone outside. I go, did they have a room for 290 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,719 Speaker 1: you yet? I go, no, I don't have a room yet. 291 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: She was okay. So the guy comes back. You know that, 292 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: this guy knows I'm you know. He goes, I know 293 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 1: you are. We're prepared for you. We're working on getting 294 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 1: your room. Like, okay, cool, It's it's eight o'clock. I'm 295 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: sitting in like a coach seat, basically like a coach seat, 296 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: sitting upright. So they're about ninety minutes at this point, 297 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 1: starting to get uncomfortable, not breathing good. They hit me 298 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,120 Speaker 1: with the oxygen that that that that the diego yo 299 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,399 Speaker 1: am I getting a room tonight, like soon, like you know, 300 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,639 Speaker 1: in an hour or am I gonna be sitting in 301 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 1: this chair at four am? Because I'm gonna be totally honest, 302 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,919 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit in this chair at four am. 303 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 1: I know I need to see a doctor, I know 304 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: I need to be treated, but I ain't sitting in 305 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: this room with all this craziness till four am. It's like, 306 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on it sitting there being patient. Be 307 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,879 Speaker 1: somehow my wife snuck back that. I have no idea 308 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,680 Speaker 1: how the fun she got back there. You know, she's 309 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,320 Speaker 1: sitting with me, talking to me. We're chilling, We're chilling, 310 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,359 Speaker 1: We're calling the concierge place, like yo, you fucking guys 311 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 1: told me they were gonna be ready for me. They're 312 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: not ready for me. And I don't know when they're 313 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: gonna be ready for me. But I'm telling you one thing, 314 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: I ain't sitting here till four am. I'm not sitting 315 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 1: in this fucking chair at all four him. Plus, this 316 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: emergency room is literally like some fucking NBC drama ship 317 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,879 Speaker 1: straight up, like Law and Order s for you, Like, 318 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, this is crazy. At one point, a 319 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:17,240 Speaker 1: patient got into a pushing altercation with a clerk, a greeter, 320 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 1: someone who's checking them into that. They're screaming and yell like, yo, 321 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,400 Speaker 1: what the funk, where's my fucking paperwork? They're like, sir, 322 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: you you were smoking in the bathrooms, Like, Yo, it 323 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: wasn't me. It wasn't me. I wasn't the one smoking 324 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Pop up up. It's like that kind 325 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: of chaos. I'm on the upper East side, but like 326 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 1: I said, one side of the hospitals on Fifth and 327 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: the other side of the hospitals on Madison have you. 328 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,439 Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk is going on? I just 329 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,959 Speaker 1: went to go in there and get a check up. 330 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,399 Speaker 1: Feeling little lightheaded. What's happening to me? So I started 331 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: pushing them like yo, I need to get out of here. 332 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,720 Speaker 1: I need to be putting a room or come back 333 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 1: tomorrow and get treated whatever. Finally they put me in 334 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 1: a sub private room. So they put me in a 335 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:06,440 Speaker 1: in a room in the e R but they shut 336 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,080 Speaker 1: the door so me and my wife would get in there. 337 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,199 Speaker 1: We laid I'm in a bed. Now she's in like 338 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:15,879 Speaker 1: a a chair that could recline better than nothing. Shut 339 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: the lights. They got me on the thing. I'm like, Yo, 340 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: when am I going to get to a room? Blah 341 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But it's better than that. We're laying down. 342 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 1: We're like, yeah, we're gonna spend the night in this motherfucker. 343 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: There's no way they're gonna move this to an actual 344 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,919 Speaker 1: hospital room. We're gonna be spending the night in this motherfucker. 345 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 1: And uh. At this point, I start shut my eyes. 346 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, fuck it, all right, I'm gonna sleeping 347 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,640 Speaker 1: this bitch. So around one in the morning, we got 348 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,159 Speaker 1: the light stemmed. It's like we we turned it in. 349 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: It's like a studio apartment. We got the light stems. 350 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,879 Speaker 1: We're listening to podcast. Shut the fucking lights. Now. At 351 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 1: this point, the nurses knowing me, the doctors have come 352 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 1: see me, doctor Chill. They're like, you know, they kind 353 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: of like, yo, they know Mike Rap is in the building. 354 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: They've been aware that Mike Rap is in the building. 355 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: They just need to get the room. One in the morning, 356 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: they go, we're moving you to your room. I'm like, okay, cool, 357 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,840 Speaker 1: so I'm on a fucking hospital bed. They go, we 358 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 1: don't want to drag you through all the patients. We 359 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 1: want to keep your privacy. Please keep my fucking privacy, 360 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: because I don't want to be seeing like I look 361 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,640 Speaker 1: fucked up. I'm in the fucking bed, got fucking oxygen 362 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: take It's one in the morning. I'm annoyed. I've been 363 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: I thought at two thirty, Yeah, I'm gonna go there. 364 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out, up, up, up, up. Now I'm 365 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: spending the night in the hospital. No podcast, no, nothing, 366 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,520 Speaker 1: like my whole day has been thrown up. I'm concerned, 367 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: I'm frustrated. I'm uncomfortable. Next thing, you know, they're wheeling 368 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,399 Speaker 1: me in a fucking hospital bed. My wife's, you know, 369 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:51,159 Speaker 1: walking behind the fucking hospital. They're wheeling me, you know, 370 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 1: which feels like a maze into a hospital room. I 371 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: get in there like a nurse comes in, you know, 372 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,760 Speaker 1: They greet me, they set me up, They put a 373 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: fucking ivy drip. They got me on a breather. They go, yo, 374 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,919 Speaker 1: we're gonna put you on in eat kg. I'm like, 375 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: eat kg. So they fucking you know, they take those 376 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 1: little things they're putting all over my chest hairs. I 377 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,640 Speaker 1: got a hairy chest. Those things aren't comfortable, Like, yo, 378 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: are you taking them. No, you're you have to keep 379 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 1: this on. I'm like, what the funk to check in 380 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,360 Speaker 1: my heart, to check them, like you know, they take 381 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,880 Speaker 1: this ship seriously, like, yo, you have an ammonia. At 382 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: this point, doctors have declared. My doctor had declared, um, 383 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:34,280 Speaker 1: my personal pulmonologists had declared the hospital you have pneumonia. Like, oh, 384 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: motherfucker podcast. But I'm still thinking, all right, they'll give 385 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: me some antibody the next day, which would be Thursday morning. 386 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 1: Talk to a doctor, come up with a little plan. 387 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: I'll get the funk out of there, Get me all settled, 388 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 1: get me all e k g ed up, taped in 389 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: tape that I have my own personal clothes on there. 390 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: Like you want to gown I go, hell fucking no, 391 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:18,639 Speaker 1: Hell fucking no, I'm not gowning up. There's nurses, there's nurses. 392 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,359 Speaker 1: Sister there, I'm not gowning you. Gown up. When you stay, 393 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,480 Speaker 1: I'll be out of here tomorrow. Folks like, no problem, 394 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,920 Speaker 1: stay in your clothes. I didn't bring any swept. I'm like, 395 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: fucking I'm sleeping in my pants. At one point I 396 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,119 Speaker 1: took him on with my und where I'm like, yo, 397 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm not dick flapping around in a hospital gown to 398 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 1: stay overnight, just not in front of my wife with 399 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,639 Speaker 1: nurse after nurse come in there and all that ship boom. 400 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 1: Go to sleep, probably like three thirty in the morning. 401 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,160 Speaker 1: Wake up the next morning. My doctor comes in again, like, yo, 402 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 1: you have a pneumonia. We need to do this that 403 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,439 Speaker 1: in the third we want you to stay for anybody's 404 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,680 Speaker 1: We definitely want you to stay, you know, a day 405 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,240 Speaker 1: or two, possibly through the weekend. I'm like, what the 406 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,679 Speaker 1: funk you're talking about? The weekend's fourth of July weekend. 407 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 1: What the fund are you talking about. They're like, this 408 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: is what we need to do. Call this doctor, my 409 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:16,359 Speaker 1: other doctor, my collided anyway. Anyway, long story short, I 410 00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: wind up having to stay in the motherfucking hospital for 411 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,360 Speaker 1: five days. The gringo man Dingo was in the hospital 412 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:30,160 Speaker 1: for the last five fucking days with a motherfucking pneumonia. 413 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,520 Speaker 1: I'm in there, like my breathing isn't going up. They're 414 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,760 Speaker 1: giving me the fucking Danni Bonics is getting a little better. 415 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,440 Speaker 1: Nurse ift, the nurse doctor, My doctors are my doctors, like, yoah, 416 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 1: I'm going on vacation. But the hospital has doctors that 417 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,399 Speaker 1: work under whatever. But I'm I'm in there. I'm bugging. 418 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I can't believe you know. The first day, 419 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm like okay. Second day, I'm like okay, you know, 420 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,879 Speaker 1: they start testing me the second day because they have 421 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,800 Speaker 1: ulcer for colitus. They put a sign outside my door. 422 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,399 Speaker 1: They tell my wife, Yo, you can't come in the 423 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: room unless you put on that that blue suit that 424 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 1: Mini has. Matt not the full has met with the 425 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,120 Speaker 1: mask on top of the dome, but like the ship 426 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 1: that covers your whole body because your husband's fecal matter, 427 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,479 Speaker 1: my ship could be by all, my ship could be toxic. 428 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,560 Speaker 1: I could have toxic ship in my body. I'm like, 429 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:26,840 Speaker 1: what are you people talking about? I don't have toxic shit. 430 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: They go, well, you got diarrhea. I go, I always 431 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: have diarrhea and I have a colitis. But I'm insulted 432 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,359 Speaker 1: that you motherfucker's are trying to tell me that my 433 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,800 Speaker 1: ship could be toxic. You could say a lot of 434 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 1: things about my stool, and people have said a lot 435 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: of things about my stool, but no one has ever 436 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,199 Speaker 1: accused me. Not one person has ever accused me of 437 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: having toxic fecal matter. They're like, well, what you need 438 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,439 Speaker 1: to do is do a sample and we'll check it. 439 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, no problem, that ain't no problem. You you 440 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,879 Speaker 1: mean like ship and a cup, ship in a box, 441 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,119 Speaker 1: sh in a bucket? Well, where do you where do 442 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 1: you want me to ship? That's not a problem. They go, 443 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,560 Speaker 1: you know, they explain the whole thing. Basically, you can 444 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 1: shoot in a big, long story show. I did give 445 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: him a little samples by shifting in a cup or 446 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,400 Speaker 1: giving a piece of my ship in a cup, because 447 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 1: you ain't gonna have me in here. You know, everybody's 448 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,480 Speaker 1: coming in with the hazmat suits, which slows down. People 449 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 1: coming in, slows down, the nurse coming in. My wife's 450 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,239 Speaker 1: looking crazy, she's annoyed, she's uncomfortable, or back is fuck up. 451 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 1: She's scared ship, And I'm gonna be totally honest when 452 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,919 Speaker 1: they're telling me my breathing isn't going up even with 453 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 1: the oxygen. I started to get scared too. I was like, yo, 454 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,080 Speaker 1: not scared that I was gonna die, not scared that 455 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna die, because it wasn't like you're gonna die, 456 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 1: but it was like, what's going on? And like what's 457 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: happening to the quality of my life? Like is this 458 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 1: gonna be fixed? Like what is I'm thinking? I got 459 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 1: a podcast. I'm literally thinking this, Like how can I 460 00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,439 Speaker 1: talk ship if I can't fucking bath? Cut to I 461 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: finally give them the stool. Takes a few hours. They 462 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: checked my stool, They go, your fecal manner is not toxic. 463 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,360 Speaker 1: I go, I know I could have told you that. 464 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,359 Speaker 1: Now I'm not being belligerent. I'm being totally humble with 465 00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:20,040 Speaker 1: all these nurses. They're so nice, they're so sweet. I'm 466 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: just kind of teasing about the fecal matter because that 467 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 1: was just like my internal monologue to myself, my internal discussion. 468 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 1: Shout out to every single person that cared for me 469 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: at the mounts On. Every single person was so nice, 470 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: so warm, all the doctors, the doctor's assistance, and nurses, 471 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: the nurses assistance, every single person was very very very 472 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 1: very nice and what a job man, because I know 473 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: whatever was going on with me is nothing. It's nothing. 474 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,600 Speaker 1: You know, these people see the worst of the worst, 475 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,879 Speaker 1: they see people at the very very bottom, they see tragedy. 476 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,880 Speaker 1: You know, they were telling me COVID stories, they were 477 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,199 Speaker 1: telling me just you know, just crazy fucking stories. And 478 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 1: the nurses like as young New York girls also nice. 479 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,120 Speaker 1: What One nurse was so sweet talking about her job. 480 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,359 Speaker 1: She was just like, you know, I love my job, 481 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,800 Speaker 1: and me and my wife like, yo, you you can 482 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: tell you're so warm, so sweet, and she goes, I 483 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,120 Speaker 1: love what I do. And I go that success to me, 484 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:26,200 Speaker 1: that is success. If you love your job and you 485 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:30,159 Speaker 1: like going to work, that's successful. Obviously you want all 486 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,920 Speaker 1: the the perks of life and the finer things of life. 487 00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,439 Speaker 1: But I was like, you really are lucky to have that, 488 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 1: and she goes, I know, And I said, you, I 489 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 1: don't know if you really understand how how well you're 490 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: setting up the rest of your life. Because having a 491 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 1: job like this and you really enjoy it is success. 492 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,240 Speaker 1: And I say that to anybody. You you gotta love 493 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,920 Speaker 1: what you do. If you don't love what you do, 494 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: why do it? Um. So I'm in there day one, 495 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: day two, day three, I'm like, fuck this ship. I'm 496 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: not eating in the hospital food. The hospital food that 497 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: they had one morning of eggs. I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope. 498 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 1: My wife would postmate ship. She was going home. She 499 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 1: stayed with me, the first two nights. Uh, and then 500 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: she would go home, make ship and bring it back 501 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: or pick up ship, bring it back. Fuck the hospital food. 502 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: And I asked him and say, yo, do you make 503 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: this hospital food bad so people don't stay? And they 504 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 1: said that's kind of the thing. You know, it's nutritious, 505 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 1: it's it's bare minimum. But you know, they say, some 506 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 1: people get they get used to it. Being served in 507 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: the hospital is better than what they have at home. 508 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,960 Speaker 1: Being sort of looked at twenty four hours is a 509 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: better life than a lot of people have at home. 510 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,360 Speaker 1: But I'm in there three days, four days. On the 511 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: third day, they finally let me go for a walk. 512 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,640 Speaker 1: I'm walking around the thing. They got the physical therapists. 513 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 1: They're checking my oxygen um, they're checking my blood levels, 514 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: they're checking everything. The checking my oxygen. The big thing 515 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,600 Speaker 1: is to get my oxygen to the brain up. They 516 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: want that number which started at like eight seven, which 517 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: on the breathing they got out of fucking breathing tank. 518 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: I got the little fucking thing around my nose on that. 519 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,640 Speaker 1: My numbers were good. So we go, We're gonna go 520 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: for walk. I'm like, yeah, we're gonna go for a walk. 521 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: So we go around the building. There's this sort of 522 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: long walkway. My numbers start going up without the oxygen. 523 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, good, good, where we're getting there, So let's 524 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: go for another walk. The numbers keep going up. I'm like, good, 525 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna get the funk out of here tomorrow. 526 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,480 Speaker 1: I keep thinking I'm getting funk out of here tomorrow. 527 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,160 Speaker 1: Now it is a holiday week, and my doctors like, yeah, 528 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to I don't know where she was going, 529 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 1: cape cod or some shing. My doctor is a big shot, 530 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: she has her you know, the people that she worked 531 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: with on call, they're all checking on me. Bopaplap lap. 532 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 1: And I'm like, I want to leave on day four. 533 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,800 Speaker 1: I want to be in here more than four days. 534 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,040 Speaker 1: One day is more than I fucking even planned, two days, 535 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: even more than I planned. Three days. Okay, cool, fine, 536 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: I don't feel great, but tomorrow we're gonna leave. Right 537 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 1: tomorrow being Saturday, that's the fourth day tomorrow. I could 538 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 1: for sure get the funk out of here. Think they 539 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,520 Speaker 1: shouldn't be that's July two UFC. I could get home 540 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,880 Speaker 1: to watch UFC. Right. They say, no, you're you're not 541 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: leaving you're not leaving today. Go, But what am I 542 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 1: in here for? They're go, we need to continue to 543 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: give to you the antibiotics. And the reason why, to 544 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 1: explain to you guys, they don't want me to go 545 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: home and take Orally antibiotics is because when I take 546 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 1: the orderally antibiotics it sucks my stomach up, which is 547 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: already fucked up with the old sort of clientus. And 548 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 1: they go, plus, we want you breathing with the oxygen assistance. 549 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, motherfucker, all right, so the reason why you 550 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 1: want me here understandable. Again, I'm not being belligerent or fighting, 551 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 1: but at this point, I'm like, I want to get 552 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,000 Speaker 1: the funk out of here. But also I want to 553 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: get better because I ain't good. I ain't good, I 554 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,680 Speaker 1: don't feel good, I ain't breathing right, my oxygen blood 555 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: levels ain't right. This is what you gotta do. We 556 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,640 Speaker 1: gotta do it. I go, but I just want to 557 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,440 Speaker 1: be clear. The reason why I'm here still is to 558 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: give me the anybodiotics and to continue me on the oxygen. 559 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 1: They go, yes, I go, okay, I want to start 560 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: figuring out a way to go home. I'll take up 561 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,480 Speaker 1: on the fucking oxygen tank home and if there's a 562 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 1: way to get the antibiotics at the crib, will do that. Also, 563 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 1: they go, we can work on that. It's holiday weekend. 564 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,520 Speaker 1: It ain't that easy to get this done now, Like, okay, fine, 565 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,040 Speaker 1: I go, fuck it. I can't go home to watch 566 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: the fights again. It's Saturday, July two. I got the 567 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 1: fucking iPad. I watched the fights on the iPad a 568 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: chill pop up. BA. They also say, we want to 569 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,080 Speaker 1: move you into a different room before the evening. I go, 570 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 1: no problem moving into a different room. I go, why 571 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 1: They go, it's just, you know, this room is different 572 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 1: from the other room. And bah, I says different service. 573 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: You know, is it because I'm getting better getting worse? 574 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 1: They go, actually, uh, neither. But they want to switch 575 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: your room. Like okay, fine, switch the room. When you 576 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: guys are ready to switch the room, I'm ready to 577 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm ready when you are again. Everybody is sweet, everybody 578 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 1: is nice. Everybody couldn't be more, you know, just on 579 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,840 Speaker 1: point professional. No one's fucking with me now. One person 580 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,720 Speaker 1: said anything about Michael rapping Board. No one thing person 581 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: anything about Copland. No one person said anything about being 582 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 1: an actor. I know they knew who I was, but 583 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: they kept they let me be, which I appreciate it. 584 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 1: And they just were very sweet, hard working, nice and 585 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,200 Speaker 1: you know, taking care of me and a fucked up time. 586 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: Like I said, these people take care of people at 587 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: the very worst times. And even though what I was 588 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: going through felt bad, I know, compared to what others 589 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: go through and what others are going through in at hospital, 590 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,760 Speaker 1: it's way worse. I heard one person, you know, I 591 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: don't know what was going on um on the fourth day. 592 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,840 Speaker 1: You know, something was terrible was happening. Someone was screaming 593 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,279 Speaker 1: and yelling and crying. And my first instinct was like, 594 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,840 Speaker 1: what the funk? Like, calm down? And then I was like, no, no, 595 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 1: calm down. You're in a hospital. This is where death happens. 596 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 1: It's where people's lives are changed forever, you know. But 597 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: I got institutionalized. I'm like thinking like I'm at like 598 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 1: a fucking shitty hotel somewhere in St. Louis. No disrespect 599 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: to St. Louis, but you know, you start like, I'm 600 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 1: just here four days and ship, you know, you could 601 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: come in. I'm on the road doing comedy. I'm not 602 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 1: there for four days. I was in Jacksonville. Was only 603 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,439 Speaker 1: there for three I'm in there this motherfucker for four days. 604 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,480 Speaker 1: You kind of get used to the motherfucker. You know. 605 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,279 Speaker 1: I got a good cable thing, the TVs on, they 606 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: got all the channels. I got my iPad. I'm like, 607 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 1: as bad as it is, you you get you the 608 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,640 Speaker 1: the hospital beds ain't bad. They tilted up, they tilt down. 609 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,239 Speaker 1: My wife's bringing me food, got postmates, my brother, my mom, 610 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,040 Speaker 1: they were in town. They come see me. They're bringing 611 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,239 Speaker 1: me ship pop up up up again. It's weird how 612 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 1: comfortable you could get in an uncomfortable, fucked up situation, 613 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,920 Speaker 1: even though you don't want to be there. So next thing, 614 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,439 Speaker 1: you know, they said, we're gonna move your room. I cool. 615 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,960 Speaker 1: They wheel cheer me down in the room. It's on 616 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,160 Speaker 1: the other side of the hospital. I get in the room. 617 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 1: There's no curtain on the window. It's just a big 618 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: blank window with no curtain. Bright as fuck. It's about 619 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,719 Speaker 1: five pm. As bright as fun. There's no curtain. I go, 620 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,960 Speaker 1: can you guys put a curtain? They go, well, there 621 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: hasn't been one up. I go, well, I I'm not 622 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 1: sucking sitting in the bed. Just the one time I 623 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,959 Speaker 1: caught an attitude, I didn't curse this. I'm not laying 624 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: in this bed with no curtain, I said, I don't 625 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,880 Speaker 1: care if you put a a wee wee pad. I 626 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 1: don't care if you put a sheet. But there's no 627 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,359 Speaker 1: way I'm going to be able to sleep for one day, 628 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,279 Speaker 1: two days, whatever, how many more. I gotta be in 629 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: here with no curtain with this bright sun facing Madison Avenue, 630 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: a great view, fantastic view, but still I need a curtain. 631 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: Slap a we wei pad on there. Whatever they gotta do. 632 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,560 Speaker 1: I said, the last person was in here with no curtain. 633 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,840 Speaker 1: They go, yeah, I go, I'm not getting in that 634 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 1: bed until we we could fix it. I'll give me 635 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 1: some duct tape, give me a sheet, towels, whatever, I'm not. 636 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,920 Speaker 1: I can't can't do it. Yeah, I'm on that. Mike 637 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,959 Speaker 1: Singletary can't do it anyway. Homeboy comes in, very nice. 638 00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,759 Speaker 1: He gets up there with the tax literally tacked up. 639 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: Motherfucker we we pad. You know they've got the we 640 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,880 Speaker 1: we pads for the beds because motherfucker's be pissing the 641 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: beds and all that. He puts two on the on 642 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,359 Speaker 1: the window. Go, Yo, that's not gonna do it. We 643 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,560 Speaker 1: we need the sheet. Yeah, He's like, you're right, he 644 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,520 Speaker 1: gets the sheet, gets the tax. It looks like I'm like, 645 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm in a project room. For some reason, this 646 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: new hospital room felt more like you're in the projects. 647 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,000 Speaker 1: I went from being in let's say, a nice diner 648 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 1: the west side of the hotel, which which I was 649 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,360 Speaker 1: in initially was like being in a nice diner New 650 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,440 Speaker 1: York City dinner, nice service, foods good, not literally, but 651 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,319 Speaker 1: you know, just kind of the vibe, to being like 652 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:23,680 Speaker 1: now you're at a taco Bell. You're at a taco 653 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,359 Speaker 1: Bell and one that's been there for a while. I'm 654 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,480 Speaker 1: not a new Taco Bell with new management and optimism. 655 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,280 Speaker 1: Like You're now in like the different part of the hospital. 656 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,200 Speaker 1: I'm like, what did I do to get to downgraded? 657 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,960 Speaker 1: Is it because I'm feeling good? Why? Why? If I'm 658 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,200 Speaker 1: if the service? Why they put me over here? And 659 00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,680 Speaker 1: I could just tell by the vibe. I could just 660 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 1: tell by the vibe. So I'm in this different room, 661 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:51,879 Speaker 1: same bed, same channels, no curtains, but it's it's fine. 662 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,880 Speaker 1: It covers it enough. The lady comes in my first nurse. 663 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,279 Speaker 1: She comes in. She gives me an eye like an 664 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,400 Speaker 1: eye um sleep pad, like a thing you know, like 665 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,719 Speaker 1: to cover your face, like an eye patch, thing you 666 00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: could cover you know those sleep I pay you know 667 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,279 Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. I go thank you 668 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 1: so much. Anyway, pop up, up up. I'm like, fuck it, 669 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,479 Speaker 1: I gotta be here one more night, but I'm trying 670 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 1: to get this at home nurse service. I could go 671 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:21,000 Speaker 1: home tomorrow. I'm gonna go home tomorrow. Deliver the oxygen 672 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 1: take you want me to have the oxygen to take 673 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,040 Speaker 1: funk it. I'll take the oxygen take, set up a 674 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: thing where they'll come to the crib, give me the antibiotics. 675 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,840 Speaker 1: I'll pay. I'm fortunate I could do that. Got UFC. 676 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,320 Speaker 1: Boom boom boom boom boom. Around seven pm they switched nurses. 677 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,879 Speaker 1: And this is the only thing that went wrong with 678 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,960 Speaker 1: my stay in the hospital. Seven pm, this Asian chick 679 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,359 Speaker 1: named Cameras because my name is Carrots. She writes her name, 680 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,759 Speaker 1: I'm your nurse. I'm like, okayka, now I'd only been 681 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: in thereyboy. How you go, Cara, Um, Can I get 682 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 1: another blanket because I'm cold? She goes I don't have one. 683 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,240 Speaker 1: M I go, well, we're in Mount Side at hospital. 684 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,799 Speaker 1: I'm patient, I'm cold, I don't have one. She goes, 685 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,200 Speaker 1: I'll see what I could do. That's what she says 686 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,040 Speaker 1: to me. I'll see what I could do. I'm like, bitch, 687 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: you don't tell a fucking patient. I don't care if 688 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,200 Speaker 1: you think I'm on the low end of the spectrum. 689 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 1: Motherfucker got broken leg, motherfucker, heart attack, motherfucker you know, 690 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 1: bullet holes, broken ankle, whatever the fuck, busted lip, you 691 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,520 Speaker 1: don't say, I'll see what I could do for another blanket. 692 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 1: I didn't like this bitch. She wasn't warm. She wasn't 693 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: She's the only one that wasn't warm, wasn't it. I 694 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,600 Speaker 1: didn't like. She gave me like a fucked up vibe. 695 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: And then when I asked for my blanket in a 696 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,520 Speaker 1: very nice which I'll see what I could do. She 697 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,120 Speaker 1: comes back in. About twenty minutes later, she goes, I 698 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 1: stole this from the only other empty room, puts the 699 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,839 Speaker 1: blanket down on me. I go, thanks, can you lay 700 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 1: it on me? You know, like I'm tuck tucked me in. Bitch, 701 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,399 Speaker 1: you're the nurse. Put the fucking blanket on me. I'm 702 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 1: a sick man in here. You fuck can you put 703 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 1: it on me? She actually she's doing me a favor. 704 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: She puts it on, and she goes okay. I go yeah, okay. 705 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:12,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. You know, 706 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,239 Speaker 1: I'm also not supposed to get excited. I'm not breathing good. 707 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,640 Speaker 1: But you know, like, I'm like, yo, who damn the 708 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:24,319 Speaker 1: fucking gringo man dingo motherfucker. I'm I'm Michael Rappaport. The 709 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,879 Speaker 1: president of the hospital came to visit me. They don't 710 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,359 Speaker 1: want Michael Rappaport and this motherfucker dying. They don't want 711 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,480 Speaker 1: Michael Rapport and this motherfucker ranting. They want to treat 712 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,800 Speaker 1: me good. I'm Mr New York. I'm the raging bullsher 713 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,719 Speaker 1: and I am down and out. Treat me with the 714 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:45,120 Speaker 1: bells and fucking basic whistles. Hit me with the okay 715 00:40:47,120 --> 00:41:07,680 Speaker 1: podcast anyway. Boom boom boom boom boom. I'm browsing Netflix, 716 00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 1: watching Wimbledon tennis. Thank God, loved watching Wimbledon tennis from 717 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:16,800 Speaker 1: the hospital. That was a godsend. Watching this doc, watching 718 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,439 Speaker 1: that doc. There's this new Dock on Netflix called uh, 719 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,479 Speaker 1: be sweet and pray what I'll talk about later. Boom 720 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,960 Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom. I got the fights coming on 721 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: the prelimbs come on the TV watching UFC. So happy 722 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,720 Speaker 1: that I got the prelims. My wife was not staying 723 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,360 Speaker 1: with him anymore. I was like, please stay home. You 724 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,080 Speaker 1: do not have to come here. I'm good, dropped off food, 725 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,279 Speaker 1: I'm straight, I'm good, I don't need anything. Gone sleep, rest. 726 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,600 Speaker 1: She's freaked out of her mind. My wife is freaked 727 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,759 Speaker 1: out of her mind. And I'm I'm freaked out too. 728 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,920 Speaker 1: No one expected to be in the hospital four fucking 729 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: days with pneumonia, even though they said the only reason 730 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,680 Speaker 1: why they're keeping me at this point is to give 731 00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,799 Speaker 1: me the antibiotics and to keep me on the ox. 732 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,640 Speaker 1: And I'm still like, it's not a good place. It's 733 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: not a good feeling. It's not a happy fucking feeling. 734 00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,040 Speaker 1: You don't feel positive, you don't feel good about it. 735 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:16,800 Speaker 1: So around twelve thirty, I'm watching the fights on my iPad. Okay, 736 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,000 Speaker 1: they're going to the main card. I'm laying in bed, 737 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:27,640 Speaker 1: and around twelve thirty, twelve forty five, maybe it's like 738 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,439 Speaker 1: twelve five. I doze off. The room is pitch black. 739 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:35,239 Speaker 1: I doze off. The nurses assistant, not the Asian bitch 740 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,239 Speaker 1: that was in there earlier who hit me with the 741 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,520 Speaker 1: okay cool, the what's up bitch? Bitch? You should be 742 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,040 Speaker 1: working at a burger king. Another woman comes in wakes 743 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,520 Speaker 1: me up. She comes in loud. I fall asleep while 744 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,600 Speaker 1: I'm watching the fight. She comes in, she starts and 745 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,560 Speaker 1: I go, oh shit, I didn't see you. She goes, oh, 746 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,080 Speaker 1: you're sleeping. I'm like, bitch, it's twelve forty five. Why 747 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,560 Speaker 1: would you assume that I'm not sleeping? Oh yeah, yeah 748 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,239 Speaker 1: I was. I was sleeping. She goes, I gotta check 749 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:10,680 Speaker 1: your vitals. I go okay, okay, okay, and she goes, oh, oh, 750 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,919 Speaker 1: you're the dude from Wendy Williams. You're that comedian dude 751 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:18,280 Speaker 1: that was hosting Wendy Williams. I'm like, yeah, yeah, loud 752 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,480 Speaker 1: like that. I'm like yeah, yeah yeah. She's like oh wow. 753 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,839 Speaker 1: I'm like I don't say anything because normally fans love 754 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,560 Speaker 1: the fans. But number one, you came in on blast. 755 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,760 Speaker 1: You turn on the lights on blast. You didn't assume 756 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,879 Speaker 1: that a patient would be sleeping on a Saturday night, 757 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,279 Speaker 1: and now you're talking about that, Wendy Williams. It not cool. 758 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: I'm not with that. You want to talk about that 759 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,040 Speaker 1: in the morning and maybe say something cool. You want 760 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,080 Speaker 1: to talk about that. If I'm up, maybe cool. You 761 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:51,120 Speaker 1: want to talk about it, if we're chit chatting, maybe cool. 762 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,080 Speaker 1: But in general in the hospital, I don't need that. 763 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,120 Speaker 1: I don't want that. I don't need that. No one 764 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,600 Speaker 1: else has done that, and I've dealt with a lot 765 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:02,839 Speaker 1: of people in the last four days, so I'm I'm 766 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,400 Speaker 1: kind of like, Okay, she does her thing. I was 767 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,200 Speaker 1: glad she actually came in because I woke up to 768 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,560 Speaker 1: watch the uzzy out of sann You fight, which is boring. 769 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm a fan of Izzy. Fight was boring. His fights 770 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,080 Speaker 1: have been boring his last few fights. He doesn't kick ass. 771 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,080 Speaker 1: He wins, and obviously it's important to win and not 772 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,000 Speaker 1: get hit, but the fights are boring as much ship 773 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,800 Speaker 1: talking as he does boom boom boom boo boom. Anyway, 774 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,520 Speaker 1: I watched the fights. Go to sleep. It's about one thirty. 775 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,319 Speaker 1: I go to sleep, fall asleep like a brickshit house. 776 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,200 Speaker 1: Five in the morning, something's beeping in my room, you know, 777 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,239 Speaker 1: because they got me plugged in this. I got fucking 778 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,200 Speaker 1: I'm plugged into this to check in my polls, to 779 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,279 Speaker 1: check on my eat kg boom boom boom. Five in 780 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:47,120 Speaker 1: the morning, I got woken up a beep beep, beep beep, 781 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,719 Speaker 1: So I pressed the nurses thing for the nurse to 782 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,600 Speaker 1: come back in. The Asian bitch who was rude early 783 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,560 Speaker 1: about the blanket, she comes in my room, where her 784 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,920 Speaker 1: walkie talkie blasting at five in the mo morning, and 785 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,680 Speaker 1: she literally says to me, what's up? Like I'm at 786 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: a motherfucking bodega and the bitches behind the counter, and 787 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:14,000 Speaker 1: even there they don't say to you what's up. So 788 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,000 Speaker 1: I pulled down my eyemask, my sleep eyemask, and I go, 789 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:25,200 Speaker 1: what's up? The thing's beeping. She goes, oh, she unplugs 790 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,160 Speaker 1: my finger which is attached to the plug, which is 791 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,640 Speaker 1: attached to the thing, so it could stop beeping. She goes, Okay, 792 00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:35,719 Speaker 1: she unplugs it. I go, well, you can't leave me unplugged, 793 00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,799 Speaker 1: because you know, then they're not monitoring me. I need 794 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,000 Speaker 1: to be monitored. So somehow she resets the machine, she 795 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:48,200 Speaker 1: replugs me, it stops beeping, and then she goes cool, 796 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 1: like she's asking me, is this cool? And I go 797 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,439 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm seething. I'm sucking pissed. It's five 798 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,799 Speaker 1: in the morning. Though I look her in the face, 799 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:04,839 Speaker 1: I go, yeah, that's dope, Go to sleep pissed. I'm 800 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:11,600 Speaker 1: I'm fucking pissed. At this point, I'm fucking fucking pissed. 801 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,440 Speaker 1: And I know I'm feeling better because I could feel 802 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,600 Speaker 1: piste Like this fucking bitch, you gotta be out of 803 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:23,879 Speaker 1: your fucking mind coming into any patient's fucking room at 804 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,440 Speaker 1: five in the morning with your walkie talking all loud, 805 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,160 Speaker 1: stomping in there and saying, what's up to a patient 806 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,640 Speaker 1: in a hospital? Are you crazy? Bitch? Are you out 807 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:39,239 Speaker 1: of your fucking mind? What's up? Like, I'll shoot the bed. 808 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,360 Speaker 1: You want me to shoot the bed? You want to 809 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,200 Speaker 1: see if my fecal manner is toxic? On day four, 810 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,080 Speaker 1: I'll shoot the bed in this motherfucker. Do you have 811 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,920 Speaker 1: to clean it? That's what's up? Like, Literally, I'm thinking this, 812 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:54,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna shift the bed on this lady. Next morning, 813 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,880 Speaker 1: I get up. I called my wife. I told her. 814 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,600 Speaker 1: She's like, oh, funk, now, I was like, funck, No, 815 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,400 Speaker 1: I'm getting the funk out of here. I'm We're getting 816 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,799 Speaker 1: the funk out of here today. Funck. This dumb ship 817 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,480 Speaker 1: called the fucking the hospital. I made her. I followed 818 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:12,239 Speaker 1: the report on this bitch, Cara. Nurse Cara told them 819 00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,440 Speaker 1: what happened. They were like, unacceptable. Like, it's not only 820 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,239 Speaker 1: unacceptable to me, I guarantee you she's talked that way 821 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,440 Speaker 1: to me. She's talked worse to other patients who you know, 822 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,640 Speaker 1: aren't me. The Gleno man didn't going. Aren't you know, 823 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,040 Speaker 1: feel confident and strong enough to do that. This bitch 824 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: shouldn't be working at a motherfucking a burger king a 825 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,359 Speaker 1: white castle, let alone a nurse funk out of here. 826 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,000 Speaker 1: So I put her on blast, like, yeah, we need 827 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,439 Speaker 1: to go to day. I don't know what we need 828 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,319 Speaker 1: to do, how we need to do it, what I 829 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,240 Speaker 1: need to pay. I need to get the funk out 830 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:48,200 Speaker 1: of this motherfucker today. Fuck this ship. I'm feeling better, 831 00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,120 Speaker 1: my numbers aren't still good. Get me the antibotics today 832 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,080 Speaker 1: and then the next day we'll figure out how to 833 00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,799 Speaker 1: get him at home, get the oxygen taken home. I 834 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,400 Speaker 1: need to get the funk out of this motherfucker today. Please, 835 00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,799 Speaker 1: I've had enough. Stay five, got to go. I gotta go. 836 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 1: They go, We're we're gonna get it going for you. 837 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna get it going for you. Boom boom boom 838 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,520 Speaker 1: boom boom. Next thing, you know, I get home three o'clock, 839 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,640 Speaker 1: oxygen tank at the crib, set up for the antibiotics. 840 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,319 Speaker 1: And next day and I'm just like, I gotta take 841 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,200 Speaker 1: a shower. I didn't take a shower in five days, 842 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,600 Speaker 1: my man, people listeners worldwide. I didn't take a shower 843 00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,839 Speaker 1: in that motherfucker for five days. Brush my teeth. They 844 00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,040 Speaker 1: gave me these warm wipes to wipe down, but a 845 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:39,960 Speaker 1: motherfucker in shower or shave for five days. First thing 846 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,680 Speaker 1: I do is I get in the motherfucker crib, take 847 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:46,279 Speaker 1: a hot shower. I got this I V drip on 848 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,759 Speaker 1: my arm, you know, so they could give me the 849 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,560 Speaker 1: IVY drip. The next day, I gotta wrap that ship. 850 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm showering, I'm shaving. I gotta put on 851 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,120 Speaker 1: some new clips. Like my body hurts, my back hurts, 852 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,520 Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable, but I'm so fucking happy to be home, 853 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,960 Speaker 1: be in my house gett in my bed. I got that, 854 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,160 Speaker 1: got the little fucking oxygen taken next to the bed. Whatever. 855 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,600 Speaker 1: But I'm like bugging, I'm like yo. I was in 856 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,719 Speaker 1: the hospital for five days, you know, and I learned 857 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,920 Speaker 1: a lot about what I have learned about a lot 858 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,880 Speaker 1: about how to treat it, what I need to do 859 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,440 Speaker 1: going forward. And you know where I'm at, you know, 860 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,799 Speaker 1: and not that I need to be humbled because as 861 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,560 Speaker 1: much ship as I talk and as much as my 862 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,400 Speaker 1: gringo man dingo personna, you know, you guys know that 863 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,880 Speaker 1: it's a personna. You know, a lot of the world 864 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,839 Speaker 1: thinks like this is who I am all the time. 865 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,880 Speaker 1: It's a persona. You know. I have fun disrupting, I 866 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,680 Speaker 1: have fun talking ship, I have fun, you know, doing 867 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,760 Speaker 1: my thing. But at the end of the day, anybody 868 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,880 Speaker 1: who is or even around me knows that it's a personna. 869 00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,640 Speaker 1: But that ship humbles you, and it obviously gets you 870 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,360 Speaker 1: to have things in perspective. And you know, I have 871 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:06,880 Speaker 1: to cancel my shows obviously because right now it's about rest, recovery, 872 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,480 Speaker 1: taking care of myself, figure out what the fuss is 873 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,600 Speaker 1: going on, and getting myself back to full strength and 874 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,120 Speaker 1: not letting this happen again because of the compromise immune 875 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,360 Speaker 1: system blop blah blah blah blah. So I had to 876 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,400 Speaker 1: cancel my Milwaukee shows, had to cancel the okay see shows. 877 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,200 Speaker 1: I cancel the rest of my comedy shows for the summer. 878 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm done for the summer. I'm not traveling, you know, 879 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,160 Speaker 1: doing shows for the summer. I had to do it. 880 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,319 Speaker 1: I had to do it, and um, you know, but 881 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,800 Speaker 1: I'm back in the crib. You know, they got the 882 00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,759 Speaker 1: oxygen at the crib for the next few days. I 883 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,160 Speaker 1: got two more days in his antibiotics and hopefully, you know, 884 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,880 Speaker 1: I'll get back going. But pneumonia is no joke. The 885 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:50,239 Speaker 1: pneumonia I had in my lungs was no joke. And um, 886 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,040 Speaker 1: you know, don't have to worry about me. I'm being 887 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,360 Speaker 1: taken care of. I feel good, you know, I feel optimistic, 888 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,040 Speaker 1: I feel positive. I sound good. You know. It was 889 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,640 Speaker 1: a godsend. Some of the sports things, I'm not gonna 890 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,400 Speaker 1: go into it now, do it for the next podcast. 891 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,000 Speaker 1: But all the Katie Kyrie leaving the nets, that craziness, 892 00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,720 Speaker 1: that bitch, that motherfucker is such a bitch. Kevin Durant 893 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,960 Speaker 1: as soon as the going gets tough. Okay, see Leaves, 894 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,240 Speaker 1: Draymond Green calls him a bitch when he's with the Warriors, 895 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,280 Speaker 1: Bob Meyers makes fun of him. Leaves comes to the Nets, 896 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,279 Speaker 1: sets it up how he wants it. Kyrie James hard 897 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,719 Speaker 1: and they bring in DeAndre Jordan, who's washed up, give 898 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,440 Speaker 1: him forty million dollar contract because he's his best friend. 899 00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,440 Speaker 1: And now you want to leave Brooklyn to go to 900 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,480 Speaker 1: the next man's team. And they're like, oh, well, he 901 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,880 Speaker 1: carried him to a championship. Of course, he can carry 902 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,000 Speaker 1: a team like the Phoenix Suns to a championship, but 903 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,000 Speaker 1: they don't need to be carried. It's just like if 904 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,800 Speaker 1: he went to Golden State. But it ain't gonna be 905 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,480 Speaker 1: the same as if he went to Golden State. He 906 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,600 Speaker 1: should go to Milwaukee, Dick, right, you honest, Ante mccombo, 907 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,799 Speaker 1: Dick ride the Greek freak. But I'm not gonna go 908 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,440 Speaker 1: deep into that. But that was that distracted me. That was, 909 00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:12,879 Speaker 1: you know, that was fun to think about it. While 910 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,600 Speaker 1: I was in there, obviously, I was watching UFC, watching Wimbledon, 911 00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:21,040 Speaker 1: watching Baseball, watching TLC channel, watching Bravo, watching a new 912 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,439 Speaker 1: cult polygamy cult doc that one I just mentioned called 913 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,919 Speaker 1: be suite. But like I said, you know I'm out 914 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,719 Speaker 1: feeling good, sounding good, um, and you know I'm here. 915 00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,080 Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere. Uh. Next podcast will be with 916 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,160 Speaker 1: me and Young the Young Shooter Dean uh Bleach brother 917 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,160 Speaker 1: Dust Brother Jordan Winter got married over the weekend. Congratulation 918 00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,200 Speaker 1: to him and his beautiful new wife. And um, you 919 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,760 Speaker 1: know what can I say? Like I said, happy Jason, 920 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,480 Speaker 1: Pierre Paul weekend. I hope everybody made it through with 921 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:55,239 Speaker 1: all your fingers and toes intact. And like I said, 922 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,359 Speaker 1: don't worry about me. I'm good. I'm on the road 923 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,160 Speaker 1: to recovery. I'm just gonna chill for a little bit, 924 00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,920 Speaker 1: really try to focus on figuring out what's going on 925 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,800 Speaker 1: in my body. Get my ship stabilized, get my ship strong, 926 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,440 Speaker 1: taking care of business this that. In the third, Gringo 927 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,040 Speaker 1: Man Dingo, I am wrapped ports stereo podcast, museum quality, 928 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:19,000 Speaker 1: done out of the hospital five days and that motherfucker, 929 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,920 Speaker 1: but I'm back. Miles, Jordan's tak the bleached prose a 930 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,239 Speaker 1: k the Dust Brothers. Let's end it. Let's take me 931 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,759 Speaker 1: out of you with something real nice. Take me out 932 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,520 Speaker 1: of with something real proper and in this Iron Wrap 933 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,880 Speaker 1: Ports Stereo podcast with something real loud and real proper 934 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,480 Speaker 1: Iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcats, I'm out.