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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's time for

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Speaker 1: your brand new phone tapp. It's broken Juble in the

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Speaker 1: morning and today I call a woman who's been having

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Speaker 1: issues with one of her streaming services, and unfortunate for her,

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Speaker 1: she's not going to get the help that she desires,

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Speaker 1: but she is going to get a whole lot of

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Speaker 1: outdated nineties references because her customer care representative just happens

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Speaker 1: to be stuck in the nineties and can't get out

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now, it's another Jube taps

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this April? Is this she? Now? Ask you pollie? Hi, April,

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Speaker 1: my name is Dave from how's it going girlfriend? It's

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Speaker 1: going well. I actually appreciate your call. I've been having

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Speaker 1: a lot of issues with my account. What sort of

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Speaker 1: issue are you having? I'll be watching something and it'll

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Speaker 1: take a million years to load on my phone and

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Speaker 1: on my laptop, and it's just really frustrating. Part of

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Speaker 1: me was ago, did I do that? What did I

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Speaker 1: do that? It's like Urkel from Family Matters. That's probably

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Speaker 1: what you would say if you did that, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a good impression. So I don't think it's my

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Speaker 1: WiFi because I tried downloading things. They're watching it with

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Speaker 1: just my data on my phone. So but you're still

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Speaker 1: having the problem, right, Yeah? Did I do that? Such

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Speaker 1: a good show? You know, I've never seen it like

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Speaker 1: nineties you like nineties entertainment? Yeah, I do. Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not really sure what that has to do with my issue, though,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to see to help me out with that, please, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm helping you out. Sorry, I just doesn't have anything

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Speaker 1: to do with you. She's just the nineties best decade ever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, but I need someone to help me with

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Speaker 1: my suffering issue because it's kind of a big pain

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Speaker 1: right now, A big pain. Huh. Yeah, it's very frustrating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I've fallen and I can't get at and I'm

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Speaker 1: the Life Alert guy. Okay, I don't understand you. Remember

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Speaker 1: that old Life Alert commercial from the nineties. I've fallen

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Speaker 1: and I can't get app and then no, I what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? You need help? Yeah? I do

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Speaker 1: need help. But every time I say something, you just

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Speaker 1: reminisce about the nineties and do some like weird impression.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's hampening right now. Okay, I got it,

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I make a lot of nineties references

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Speaker 1: for fun. Yeah, I've noticed I wrote that because we

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Speaker 1: could keep those down to a minimum. I really appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you don't like the nineties. I guess, No,

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Speaker 1: the nineties are fine. I guess. I mean I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to be in the present. You're trying to have this

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Speaker 1: like time travel. I just want to solve the suffering issue,

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Speaker 1: all right, I think I hear you. I know what

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Speaker 1: you want to do. You okay, good, you want to

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Speaker 1: go back to the future. That one was good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was a well timed nineties reference. Oh I don't

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Speaker 1: think it was well timed at all. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what kind of customer services is I need, Marty, Martyrian,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get back to the future. Hey, Morty, Morty,

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Speaker 1: is there someone else like to talk to? Because you

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Speaker 1: are not helpful at all, I said you're not thinking

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Speaker 1: my issue seriously, and I'm really getting right right now, ma'am. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking your issue seriously. Sorry, I'm trying to not

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Speaker 1: fun while we do it. I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: have like some sort of like OCD where you have

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Speaker 1: to talk about the nineties. But I really just needed

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Speaker 1: to solve. If I did have an OCD, I bet

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Speaker 1: I know if it helped me out. Let me guess

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Speaker 1: you have another stupid reference. No, I have a really

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Speaker 1: good one. Doctor doogie howser m d oh God was

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Speaker 1: like a team doctor, and you could help me with

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Speaker 1: my OCD. Just tick, put your supervisor on the phone. Okay, man,

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Speaker 1: I can tell your upset. I'll put my supervisor on.

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Speaker 1: His name is Mark, by the way, Okay, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Please TRANSI me to Mark now. Yeah, I will all

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Speaker 1: pass you to Mark. He likes to go buy his

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Speaker 1: full name though, Marky Marking the Funky Bunch, Good vibrations.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? I just like the nineties

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Speaker 1: a lot, you know what. I did like the nineties,

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Speaker 1: but you losten to you talk about it. I don't

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Speaker 1: like them anymore. That's like hate the nineties because of you.

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Speaker 1: Do you like prank phone calls. No, what yeah? Do

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Speaker 1: you like? Prank phone calls is like another nineties bacceren

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Speaker 1: kind of I think they were big in the nineties too,

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Speaker 1: But this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you and your

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Speaker 1: friend Tony set you up. Tony told me that you

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Speaker 1: had an issue with your next account and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. Totally settle for it now that

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Speaker 1: phone tap. I gotta get back to watching some episodes

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Speaker 1: of Er on my VHS. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubal Funk Tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On

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Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five