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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have you undivided attention of

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Speaker 1: God Almighty has done it again. Another great day, another opportunity,

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Speaker 1: another chance. Man, oh man, oh man? How many can

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Speaker 1: you get like this without realizing how great this actually is?

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, man, at one point in time you

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Speaker 1: got to.

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Speaker 2: Go whoo, whoo. He is off the chain with it

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Speaker 2: that he is man every day.

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Speaker 1: It ain't even really no words because when I try

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Speaker 1: to describe it, if it feels incomplete to me because

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Speaker 1: I know I'm short, awesome is not big enough, exponentiously

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Speaker 1: all that, and it don't super catual, fragilistic, It don't fit.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of nothing. Man, God is good. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Seve Harvard Morning Show. Shirty Strawberry calling for

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Speaker 1: real Mississippi Monica and Junior nephew Toma is off today.

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Speaker 2: So Junior, y'all on your mind today?

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna ask you one question. Have you ever

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Speaker 3: had to put your hands on your family member before?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And they put their hands on me too, Yes, on

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Speaker 1: many occasions, many, not many, Junior?

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Because you know, everybody know I work for Uncle Steve.

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Speaker 3: Everybody know that But if I'm choking my uncle out

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Speaker 3: on Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 2: What what am I?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Jr. Junior?

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Speaker 1: You're missing. You just can't go from our work for

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Speaker 1: uncle Steve. So I'm choking my uncle on Thanksgiving? You

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Speaker 1: don't understand. What where the rest of the story.

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Speaker 3: I just found out in my family. I'm important. My

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Speaker 3: grandmother just passed. I had to move up.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I told my uncle not to touch me. He put his

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Speaker 3: hands on Now. I told him that he'd the crack

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Speaker 3: head in the family. That's what it is. He the

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Speaker 3: crack head.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, well, let me say this.

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Speaker 3: That crackhead touched me, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it happened, yes, on Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you an important question. Does he

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Speaker 1: even remember you choking him?

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Speaker 3: No, sir, he don't remember, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: That's the one good thing about being a crackhead. Your

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Speaker 1: memory is shot. Don't let it bother you.

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Speaker 3: If I do these things with Harvey, I'm a break.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna drag your name into it, the co host

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Speaker 3: of Steve Harrid Morning.

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Speaker 2: Where where how I'm in this hill?

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Speaker 3: Dog?

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Speaker 2: You finish? Drag your name for you?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, what what you fighting? And choking people at Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 2: Leave me out. Why why I'm in this.

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Speaker 3: Hill because you famous, you have to be in here.

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Speaker 1: But what what hey, dog, I had to giving it mind.

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Speaker 1: I ain't no nobody get choked. Wasn't no fighting, we

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Speaker 1: playing uno. It was just nice.

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Speaker 2: First thing. He's sill.

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Speaker 3: He said this, mister Harvey. He said in his room,

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Speaker 3: he said, I can't believe Junior from Morning show choke me.

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Speaker 1: But just just tell him to stop saying, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Just say Junior on some talk show was choking me

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Speaker 1: On sometimes all right, they never disappoint You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show,