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Speaker 1: Well, come back to Alchemy. Is I'm your host? Kevin

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Speaker 1: Pollock guessed that Kevin Pollock was that this Thursday. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got yeah. I mean if you're if

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Speaker 1: you're moving to a new place on the weekend, you know, no, no,

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Speaker 1: sorry to Kenny this week come on putty a little notice.

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Speaker 1: No not next weekend? Dude, Why are you being get dicked?

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Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet o Calchemy shown me in

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Speaker 1: no particular order. Let's quickly check on the Craig at

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Speaker 1: Cows for his fall movie preview. Coo coow, Kevin. So

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Speaker 1: many movies coming out this fall this autumn. Uh, We've

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Speaker 1: got uh, We've got m c U, We've got uh Fast,

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Speaker 1: We've got Furious, We've got new Wes Anderson was all

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Speaker 1: shot at a small town in France. It is all

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Speaker 1: uh centered. Uh, it's very if, it's very balanced. Um,

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Speaker 1: I am not going to see anything in the movie theater.

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying for it on my fucking TV. I

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Speaker 1: already paid too much for all these streaming platforms, so

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait several months until they're free. I would

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Speaker 1: encourage Fox to go to the movies that you you

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Speaker 1: asked me from my preview. Thank you for your preview,

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Speaker 1: and now it's all greet Chris Aperado, the pie guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing zero regrets for meeting half Acasco Pie live

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. But were there any after effects? There were

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Speaker 1: um as. I think I've made it clear. I'm I'm sober.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't drink booze or do drugs um

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Speaker 1: and going to bed that night, I felt this kind

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Speaker 1: In the morning, my mouth was dry and my head hurt,

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Speaker 1: very reminiscent of a hangover. And I've been told, I've

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Speaker 1: been told that when people stop drinking beer, specifically, there's

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Speaker 1: And it was for about two full days, a lingering

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Speaker 1: wasn't enough to slow you down. That night I feared

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Speaker 1: I was like this is it? But I picked one

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Speaker 1: Costco pie almost, if not arguably, twice as big as

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Speaker 1: a regular part. Thank you for clarifying that. I feel

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Speaker 1: like people don't understand that thing. I don't think they did. Know. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Gary Anthony Wayne boy about Costco pies. That's they

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Speaker 1: call They called me that seriously from the uh, from

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Speaker 1: when I was thirty five to thirty nine, that's the

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Speaker 1: There's a lost leader on the outer outer opportunity for

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Speaker 1: a hot dog or pizza. But it leads me to

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Speaker 1: my question. I've written down for you, how many hot

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Speaker 1: dogs have you eaten this year? Give or takes three,

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Speaker 1: that would be zero? That's correct. I am a worldwide

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Speaker 1: vegan uh, and I haven't even had a vegan vegan

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Speaker 1: I haven't had a good hot dog inside my mouth.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I'm on my way since before hot dogs

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Speaker 1: look out, it's James anytime, Jennifer Love he need Uh

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Speaker 1: your your your favorite? What Kevin? Write what you think,

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Speaker 1: not what you know? Um? Oh, what was your favorite

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Speaker 1: responsibilities as opposed to awarden? Uh? Keep all the frats

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Speaker 1: person's suggestion. I'm anticipating, Chris is ire. A person's farts

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Speaker 1: why they keep smelling Subway or taco bell randomly. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna check the front. I'm gonna check the front, Tim, Tim,

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Speaker 1: all right, Franklin, So you met the two sick guys

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Speaker 1: tootle in their pockets? Who's got you potle in their pockets? Oh? Everybody, everybody,

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Speaker 1: Dawn that confuses me? Dawn? Hey? Alright, So who's who's

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Speaker 1: I have blimpo here. That's hi everyone, Blimpo. Not a cop.

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Speaker 1: to reconcile be real with a little dog who can

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Speaker 1: talk and telling me that the size is relevant. Hi. Um,

417
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 1: I saw that the clown went in before me. I

418
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: had signed in before the clown. So I don't know

419
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: if there was like if there was something maybe scheduling.

420
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: You were a guy in the back that was asking

421
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 1: the question. Uh huh yeah, so maybe that slowed down

422
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 1: things a little bit for you. About that. Oh okay, yeah,

423
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: your name is written down. What how was your appointment? Um?

424
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: My appointment was for about forty five minutes ago. Is

425
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock. We're running about forty eight minutes behind,

426
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: so we're close. Okay, so about three minute I think,

427
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: let's say, okay, okay, great, I'll just take a seat

428
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 1: and seen. Um all right, maybe I threw you off

429
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: a little when they said down here, hey, down here, yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah,

430
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 1: I see you. God hard to miss me. Ah, what

431
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 1: I what I said, I want to I don't want

432
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: to see or hear of performance. What I really meant

433
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: was I want to believe what you say. Okay, because

434
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: last time I said and did nothing, I just stood

435
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: there still. That's that's how I interpreted. I don't want

436
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: to see a performance at all. Right, And I didn't

437
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: really believe that, okay. I felt you were all right? Good? No, good? No?

438
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: Why are you sharpening that knife? There's no knife prop

439
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: in that? Should I have brought a knife? Quote? You

440
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: should have brought a knife. Man carry a knife? Were

441
00:27:54,280 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: you not in the scout. No, yeah, need do you

442
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: think I could use your knife during my audition? If

443
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: a man doesn't give another man is a knife, then

444
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: a man doesn't truly trust another man. That's that's a

445
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: long way to say, of course you could use my knife, right,

446
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: I should have just said, of course, let's try it again.

447
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: Let's try that again. Shi just asked me again, Just

448
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: ask me. Part of me, everybody, part of me. Everybody's

449
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt. Um, it's been a new development. Um

450
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: we've had this is unusual. We've had a booking in

451
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: the room. Looking in the room. Uh blimpo. The clown

452
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: just got the part in the room. So those of

453
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 1: you that are just hanging out here, um, no need.

454
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: Can we auditioned to be the director or producers who

455
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: hung this man up by his arms? There's skin missing missing, sir,

456
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: method or not? The has been the role has been cast. Look, Sorge,

457
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: I I went in undercover and they booked me for

458
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: the movie. I don't I don't know what to tell you. Look, Sorge, Sorge,

459
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna find this deer skin killer at some point,

460
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: Like I know he was close. I just don't know

461
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: where your head chat Okay, Blimpo, I felt like you

462
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: were supposed to go and call me Carl. I don't.

463
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to call your Carl, Blimpo. You're a

464
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: hero to something. I'm not in the makeup right now, Sorgein.

465
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: But I gotta go to Atlanta for nine months. They

466
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: also got me a personal trainer. I gotta get ripped.

467
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: I gotta get ripped. Well, you gotta just shide for

468
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: yourself right here and right now. Do you want to

469
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 1: be at MC you actor or you want to be

470
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: a hero MC? You act? Don I think this is exciting.

471
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I am totally down. Just go to Atlanta.

472
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Let's let's take that by storm. You know, I think

473
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: Hollywood too saturated, right, I mean, this is it. Listen it,

474
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: don I'm with it. Let's let's do let's let's do this. Huh.

475
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel juice, you know, bringing theater

476
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: back into the onto onto the screen, and the screen

477
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: back into theater. Oh god, oh are you sleep on?

478
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Let's just turn the music. No, no, no, I'm sorry, man,

479
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you first. Yeah

480
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: you want to go to Atlanta? Yeah your idea? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

481
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? A great idea. I just added

482
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: a lot of changes of hearts. Man, my heart has

483
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: been changed. Well what happened? Had an event? I don't

484
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: know if I could say more than that, and an

485
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: event event horizon events like gala, all of those Jesus. Yeah.

486
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: So my father owns acres in Atlanta. If you want

487
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: to go there, you can have all of them. Come on,

488
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: and you can't take a couple of radio down there,

489
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: start your own studio, whatever you need to do. I'm

490
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: just handing a vent. I'm out. I'm tapping out of

491
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: the business and tapping out them out. None of the

492
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: doors are locked. Do not roll out of the car. Okay,

493
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: just why don't Why don't we just just maybe talk

494
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: about it on the drive. Maybe you'll have it, maybe

495
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: you'll have another change of heart, or maybe we can

496
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: have a new event now. Huh sure, Yeah that makes

497
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: you feel better. Yeah, let's pretend. Let's pretend I'll change

498
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: Let's why why don't we just stop at that subway

499
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: have have a couple of foot long talking over. That's great,

500
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: let's do that. Let's stop in the subway. Blimpo, blimpo

501
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: over here, Blimpo over here Weekly Talent, Hi, Blimpo, I

502
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: just want to say, why are you asking? Huge fan,

503
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: huge fan now, juge fan of Talent Weekly? Thank you,

504
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: thank you? Now. How do you feel about the correlation

505
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: between your riseing face and rising crime? Well, there's a

506
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: correlation that does not imply a causation. I'm booking, I'm

507
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: booking more work as an actor. I don't know what

508
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: I would have to do with the rising crime. Yeah yeah.

509
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: How do you feel about the name Carl Carl? Yeah?

510
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: Blimp Oh? How do you feel about the name Carl

511
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: for like a clown or like, I don't know, somebody

512
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: going to undercover trying to trick the world face? Well,

513
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm merely a clown

514
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: who is now the lead in a huge Marvel tent

515
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: pole movie. I really should not be having a press converence.

516
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: I've got ten hours of motion capture that I gotta

517
00:32:53,440 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: do later today, have you, Mr Blimple? Right, Yeah, I'm

518
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: just I'm your training. We're gonna do it, but at

519
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: least two hours in the morning, two hours in the

520
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: f a oon not so. We're gonna start off with

521
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: some light stuff all right, give me like sixty push ups.

522
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: I've been I've been stress eating. Uh, it's been. It's

523
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: really tough. Like this is more than I could handle.

524
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: I did a two hour press conference today for no reason.

525
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: I would say, for no reason. It's true. Let's we're

526
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: gonna start you on a strictly cam boot your diet.

527
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: You're isn't that a little sugary? Yeah, you'd be surprised.

528
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: We've got different flavors. They're all unsweetened. No sugar. Oh

529
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: so not GT S Huh No, No, you're gonna love

530
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: the natural time blamp. I don't know what's going on,

531
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: but some of these articles are coming out are really

532
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: gonna really gonna hurt the franchise. Okay, so we're gonna

533
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: need you to go out there and do some public PR,

534
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: all right, public public relations, public public relations, because I

535
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: was I was doing private PR for a while, and

536
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: that's how you're saying. You're saying, I gotta take that

537
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: PR public. Look. Mr Fake does not like the idea

538
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: that one of his actors is causing crimes. What did

539
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: you call him? Paul Fake? Oh, Paul Fake is directing

540
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: its directing the Marvel movie. I did not I did

541
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: I realize that. Okay, yes, yes, so he's Mr Fake.

542
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: Sit sit, sit, go boy, go boy, Scotch you scotch Ally.

543
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: You're so funny, so fun he's so talented. So that

544
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: little pug with the designer suit in the boat, I

545
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: was Paul fake. I'll tell you who's gonna be in

546
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: the room at all. It's not like the police, So

547
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: they don't have to do that. They don't, I describe.

548
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: That's a myth to hey, sarge. Yeah, I know things

549
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: have been tough arongd here lately. He ye, they've been tough.

550
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: I was wondering if maybe, um, maybe I got audition

551
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: for the role of clown in the interrogation room, since

552
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: I know that's been lacking around here lately. Do you

553
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: think we have an audition process? Come here, come here,

554
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: my boy. Yeah, I have white cream makeup. Give me,

555
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Oh? What do you do

556
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: with that white cream? Yeah? That magup is not gonna stay.

557
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: It's just cream. Look, look, okay, I got the part.

558
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: You didn't. I'm just saying it's melting on your body. Here.

559
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: You're good. You're a good cop. Who's bad cop today?

560
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: Because I'm clown cop. God, we've got a return clients.

561
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: I believe he's we need somebody to interrogate him. Um,

562
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: he's got a knife, flat blood. He's in the interrogation

563
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: room now, return client. I'm just good cops, so I'm

564
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: trying to be friendly about it. He's a bad guy.

565
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: He's a bad guy. Folk. Oh, what's happening? All right?

566
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: Clown copple? All right? Jergens in the face, it's in

567
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: your eyes? Is that a scene too? Oh? Man? Patron

568
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: v I P. Jared Lewis gives us this next scene,

569
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: He wrote, I continue to love the show. How about that?

570
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 1: It continues for Jared. His scene suggestion is the uncle

571
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: hotline and follow up comment whatever came out of the

572
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: review corner. Kevin asked Craig about whatever whenever came out

573
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: of that that we keep doing it because it's funny.

574
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh. The uncle hot line, look us

575
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: uncle hot line. Hi, I'm looking for some uncle the advice. Yeah,

576
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: of course this is the uncle hot line. But you

577
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: got handle advice we give. My parents just keep arguing

578
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if there's something I can do, And

579
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, are you a nephew? Or a niece. I'm

580
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: a I'm a son. Okay, I need you to hang

581
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: up this phone. If you're not an uncle, this is

582
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 1: exclusively for uncle. You need to call some of the hotline.

583
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to get out of advice. Hold on,

584
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: you stay on the line. I'm going to answer this.

585
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: Do you just listen to this? Yes? Hello, uncle, hotline. Hi,

586
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm looking for some funcal advice a phone uncle, your

587
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: uncle or your fune uncle. Uh no, I'm a nephew. Okay, look, look,

588
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: get off this. Both of you get on the line

589
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: at the same time. This is a line exclusively for

590
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,720
Speaker 1: uncle's calling in who need advice or just emotional support

591
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: or have advice to get to others, nephews and kids

592
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 1: and sons. It's not for you guys. Okay, say hello, hey, yeah,

593
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: give me a cup of coffee. Man, this is killing

594
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: me today. What's going on? The kids are calling in? Man,

595
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: then I don't these kids are calling in. We need

596
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: to do some kind of better advertising. But what we're

597
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: doing here, yeah, I don't know. I mean everyone, all

598
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: the people haven't getting the same thing. It's just not uncle.

599
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: People wanting to connect with the brother of their father

600
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: and it's we haven't gotten a single uncle one none. Alright, everybody,

601
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 1: thanks for meeting up. So there's been some concerns raised

602
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: recently about the clients. They repeat, customers, repeat customers. Yeah, yes,

603
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: so um um, I understand here, I'm looking at the

604
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: common cards that have been uh pulled out of the box.

605
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: What did they say? You know? You can move up?

606
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: Terry got back here. There's also there's like a hundred

607
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 1: empty seats between you and the back of the room.

608
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: And that's something else. Look how many uncles we've been dropping? Huh?

609
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: I mean this pleasures to be filled with uncle was

610
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: only five of us? All. You could not swing an

611
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: aunt without hitting an uncle. And now I didn't get

612
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: a single uncle. Call all right then, and are you

613
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: a uncle? Are you and uncle lou I own the

614
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: business an uncle? Simple question, Louke. I'm working on it.

615
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: My sisters, my sisters. My sister is trying to have

616
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: a baby, okay, And you're not working on and you're

617
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: just patiently waiting for your sister to get knocked up. Look,

618
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is I hear you letting clear? What

619
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: do you when you're working on it? Are you fix

620
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: and watching them, what the hell's going on? I'm not

621
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Speaker 1: forcing them, but I'm watching. I didn't expect you to

622
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Speaker 1: come over today. One's happening. Jerry Louse here, my brother.

623
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: We we come inside. Let's dinner together. Okay, great, thanks? Thanks?

624
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: Wow you look pretty today? Thank you? Scared? Where's where's

625
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: your Jerry's setting the table and we were just about

626
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 1: to eat his perfect timing. Well, Jerry lose here, brother

627
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: in law. Hello, all right, I'm just gonna come into you.

628
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: Hey man, good to see you. What's going on? Nothing?

629
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: I just want to see what's up. Hey? You ever?

630
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: Um if you go to a gas station? Sure? What

631
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: kind of question is that? I guess a dumb one?

632
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: You ever? Um? You ever try any of these white

633
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: Rhino pills? White Rhino by your your sponsor guessing? No, dude,

634
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: take one of these fucking things gonna happen. Well, LOUI,

635
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to contact you first before I had uh

636
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: respond to your sister. But Terry's not doing well? What

637
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: do you mean, Jerry? You can sit back least. Yeah,

638
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: let's let's get some dude. Terry's not doing well. They

639
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: don't know what toxicology is running right now, they're not sure,

640
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: but the psychology reporting. Oh thank you, okay, thank you

641
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: so much. All these just these just a whole bunch

642
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: of circles. You just drew a whole bunch of circles. Okay,

643
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: this isn't good. This isn't good. Is it because he

644
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: was um? He was sex and too hard? I would

645
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,479
Speaker 1: be a hard thing. But is that there's that dude?

646
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: Is interesting? Bumping or rhino pip? What is this generic

647
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: farm of the white rhino pills that you can look? Doctor? Doctor?

648
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a really difficult question? Okay, are

649
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 1: you an uncle? I am? Yeah, Holy sh it, um?

650
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: And now a personal question? How much money do you

651
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: make being a doctor? Seven eight million dollars a day? So, Lou,

652
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to take advice from you, a non uncle,

653
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: to tell me and uncle how to give advice to

654
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: other uncles. No, we're calling in. No, we're saying, man,

655
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: it's just nuts. Come on, I was okay, I'm going

656
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: to fix it right now. Now. How did you let

657
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: me read the comment cards two weeks ago when this

658
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: all started, you would know that I have a little

659
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: bit of a budget, and that budget is going to

660
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: go to new advertising, and I'm giving you good, good, good.

661
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: I'm giving you six seven hundred bucks to make a

662
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: new commercial to get two things. We need more in

663
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 1: this room, well for the production and we need people

664
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: to know only uncles can call. Yeah, but we get

665
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: that kind of money or is it all go to

666
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: pool the whole production to six or seven hundred bucks? Yeah?

667
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: Dr Murphy, which you step into my office place. Yes,

668
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: I know you are, by the way, thanks for singing.

669
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: There's just too much sadness in this hospital. I feel

670
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: the same way. I know you are up for a

671
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: raise this year, So we would like to go ahead

672
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: and just have a quick talk a quickly because we

673
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: like to say around and then sure and then just

674
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: let's discuss. Let's discussing a raise. You've been doing a

675
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: fantastic job here at the hospital. Now in informs of

676
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: financial payment, you have a family that you're supporting. Yeah,

677
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna slide a piece of paper over with a

678
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: number that we'd like to offer you in a raise,

679
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: and then you just not or not or nay as

680
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: we say again, slide Okay, let's you can look at this. Hello, Uh,

681
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: you know six million more dollars? Do I want that?

682
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: A day? You look at you. You want to get

683
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: paid seven to eight million, then yes, but I would

684
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: also like if you want to bump it up in

685
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: a couple of mill I'll take that a little oil spill,

686
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: take it up. Hey, sis, Um, sorry to hear about Jerry.

687
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: I just don't know what happened. He never did drugs before.

688
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: I'll be at the funeral for sure, but I wanted

689
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: to I want to introduce you to my buddy. This

690
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: is Jake, Jake. This my sister, Jakes six pack Jake choke.

691
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: Sure your stomach it looks like this. We got two

692
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: hours in the morning, two hours at night. Thank you

693
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: guys coming over. I'm sorry. I just wanted to know

694
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: that I want to let you know that I'm there

695
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: for you. He brought your favorite rosetne. Oh wow. Yeah,

696
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna step out for a sec and let

697
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: you too, just you know, grieve together. Thanks Jake. Your

698
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: muscles are probably pretty sore because your husband just died.

699
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: That feels nice. Yeah, I loved my husband. He was

700
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: just something special, you know. Uh, we were trying. Not

701
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: in your right shoulder. Oh, I don't know if that's

702
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: not that hurts. When doctor we have a patient just

703
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: came in her right shoulder as exploded something about it immediately. Yes, yes,

704
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: of course, of course, all right. I put her in

705
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 1: an emergency room right now. We're gonna do emergency surgery

706
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: probably on the never mind doctor if she she didn't

707
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: make it, alright, Uncle's um so are you an uncle? Yeah,

708
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: lou are you? Uh? What's the deal here, buddy? What's

709
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: going on? And we finished that commercial? That's what I

710
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: want to that's what I want to see. Um, let's see.

711
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: Let's let's see what you can. You can see all

712
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: six under bucks right up there on that screen. I'll

713
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: press play. Then good graphics, good graphics. There's no sound.

714
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: Damn got that shit. All's back like he's doing insane

715
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: good things would have been subtitles or something. Mhmm. You

716
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: can see we're all dressed as famous uncles. There's a

717
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Sam Wiggly Buck Tom guys. No, it's the phone. It's

718
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: the hot line. Yeah, uncle, hot line. Can I help you? Yeah?

719
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: You killed my brother Jerry. I'm sorry you and uncle? Yeah.

720
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, talk on, talk on. Yes, yeah,

721
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: fuckers killed my brother Ja Terry for the back of

722
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: the room. That's our show for today. Oh, uncle Ken

723
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: Kevin just answers what's up? Ye, yep, what's up? Lame

724
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: ist shit ever, I want to thank you to every

725
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: one of you for not being as lame James he

726
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: need thank you so much, my brother, thank you for

727
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: thanking me. It's been a pleasure. And as an uncle,

728
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: I found that that was a really relatable last scene. Yeah,

729
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: and thank you for that. Christo Varado, thank you, Thank

730
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 1: you man. I was just thinking how funny that video

731
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: was that we posted with the with the bus exploding.

732
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: That was incredible. Incredible. Yeah, and by funny you mean

733
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: messed up. Oh, come on, it's all. That was the

734
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: hardest I had left in months, if not yours. That's

735
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: good for something, That's good for a lot of things.

736
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: Creig Atkowski, I am an uncle five times over and

737
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: the amount of work that I had to do to

738
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: ensure that I become an uncle, Like, let's just say that,

739
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm glad that I've moved on from that. Yes. Yeah.

740
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: For each of the kids, which of the nieces and

741
00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: Nevil named Joey Griman, thank you as well. Thank you

742
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: for having me. You know, if there's one thing I

743
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: want everyone to do, especially during these times. Check this,

744
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 1: check out out Chemy, this Instagram, you know maybe maybe

745
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: the maybe the reddit. Alright, Alchemy, this pod fair enough

746
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: and definitely definitely join up. You know on the patroon

747
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a bonus in. There's all kinds of

748
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: bonus crap. I mean, why not, Gary, Hi man, my

749
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: regards to the state of Michigan. Yeah, I'm in Michigan

750
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: right now. It is let me tell you, and and

751
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: you probably know this because you do the road a lot.

752
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: Anything you want in Michigan they hand it to you.

753
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: Like it's like literally given whatever you need. What's that

754
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: song with a If you go down to the river

755
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: that you're gonna find some people who whatever, I got

756
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: no money, people on the river happy. That's how it

757
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: is in Michigan, Like seriously, like rolling on something. They're

758
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 1: here for you. Where are you on the state. You're

759
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 1: the elbow. You're the asy ash elbow of Michigan. Love it,

760
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: Love you all, And to our wonderful producer and engineer

761
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: to the stars, Mr Doug Bain. Find folks that I

762
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: heart media from I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking each

763
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: and every damn one of you for checking us out.

764
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: Telling everyone you've ever met all about us and for

765
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: your support. Please be kind to each other, so until

766
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Speaker 1: next time,