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Speaker 1: The Nicki Glaser Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nicki Glaser pos.

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Speaker 1: Here's Nikki. Hello, here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer podcast here with Noah and Brian on

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Speaker 1: this beautiful Tuesday in January. You're listening on a Wednesday

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Speaker 1: or whenever you're listening.

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Speaker 2: Too, listening in a totally different month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you might be like just going back through old

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Speaker 1: ones in a different year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be twenty twenty seven. What's it like?

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Speaker 1: Is it still there? Are we still here?

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Speaker 2: What would be going through someone's life that they'd be

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Speaker 2: jumping back like three years into the Nicki Glazer podcast.

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Speaker 1: They're a completionist. Oh yeah, and they want to know everything.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're doing a article about me. Maybe something tragic

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Speaker 1: happened to me, and they're writing a biography and they

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Speaker 1: want every little detail of my life and this would

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Speaker 1: be a great way to chronicle it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I am So what do you want to say

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Speaker 2: to that person?

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Speaker 1: I just will say stop looking. I would say try

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Speaker 1: to get your hands, do not please, don't read any

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Speaker 1: journals you find. I was in a crazy state when

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Speaker 1: I was riding those and I tried to write in

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Speaker 1: hieroglyphics as I wrote in a wing ing way that

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Speaker 1: you would hear us ever, know, like I try to

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Speaker 1: like write so scribbly that like not even I could

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Speaker 1: because it's not about like having it be legible. It's

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Speaker 1: about just like getting the thoughts on paper in a yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, so I try to make Yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't think it killed herself because of bicycle bats.

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Speaker 1: That could be I could see myself. Yeah. If if

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Speaker 1: we were all like there was no more electricity or

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Speaker 1: gas and so we all had to ride bikes and

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Speaker 1: had like bat wings on them, I would literally be

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Speaker 1: like I don't want to live anymore if I had

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Speaker 1: to ride a bike. Oh God, say everywhere I go.

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Speaker 1: Chris this weekend got uber eats and we were really lazy.

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Speaker 1: It's so cold in Saint Louis. It's like one degree

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Speaker 1: zero right now. It feels like negative eight. But and

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Speaker 1: it's been like this for days and days, and Chris

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Speaker 1: got uber eats this weekend from a place that is

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Speaker 1: like very close to us. It's kind of one of

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Speaker 1: those like embarrassing ones, but you know, that's what you

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Speaker 1: pay for, like the convenience of it. And they keep

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Speaker 1: sending people on bikes and they have to travel on

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Speaker 1: not bike friendly roads, which, by the way, the city

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Speaker 1: is not plowed at all, and there was a snowstorm

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Speaker 1: here three weeks ago and it's still and there. It

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Speaker 1: hasn't melted. So it's just like there are roads in

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Speaker 1: the city that are just pure ice. And this this

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Speaker 1: girl at like one in the morning is going to

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Speaker 1: pick up a pizza and she has to travel three

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Speaker 1: miles on bike down like real like almost on highways.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even joking you, and then she picks it

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Speaker 1: up and then has to travel like a block to

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Speaker 1: deliver it. Like it was just it's criminal. You should

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Speaker 1: be able to choose no, I don't want a bike messenger.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to subject anyone to that. And then

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Speaker 1: just like in La, you can choose that you don't

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Speaker 1: want the robot, because sometimes I would have the robot

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Speaker 1: deliver things. It says like it's just a little blox

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Speaker 1: you can check of, like opting out of automated delivery.

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Speaker 1: It's they phrase it in a way that's not like

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Speaker 1: it's not like I don't like robots because then they'll

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Speaker 1: turn on you. It's like I don't like we appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: For us and reviewed in the years to come. I mean,

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Speaker 2: if you say something derogatory about robots, now, you better

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Speaker 2: watch out because in fifteen years you're going to be

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Speaker 2: on a list.

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Speaker 1: Think of all the times you screamed at your devices,

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Speaker 1: screamed at series, screamed at GPS, screamed at you know,

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Speaker 1: Alexa for like being like, uh huh, what can I

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Speaker 1: do for you, Brian, And you're just like, shut up,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you. Like I hate when they

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Speaker 1: try to offer help and I'm not. I'm so mean

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Speaker 1: all my anger comes out towards machines.

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Speaker 2: There's a corollary to this. There was a time when

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Speaker 2: in like the thirties when people were kind of just

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Speaker 2: like talking about communism and it like wasn't a big deal.

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Speaker 2: It was just like it was like a little offshoot

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Speaker 2: or they'd sign up for some list because of some newsletter,

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Speaker 2: and then low and behold, fifteen twenty years later, the

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Speaker 2: McCarthy trials happened, and anyone who did anything remotely related

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if they if a girl just went to

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Speaker 1: who was handing out flyers exactly. She would then be Yeah,

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Speaker 1: part of what what happened to you if you were

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Speaker 1: in the like, were you ex community? Were you you

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Speaker 1: were tried? Right?

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Speaker 2: For a lot of people in Hollywood, they're excommunicated and

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Speaker 2: tried barns. Yeah, from the business that they would They

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Speaker 2: were not allowed to be in movies or make movies

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Speaker 2: or write anything anymore. And some people in extreme cases

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Speaker 2: were actually imprisoned.

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Speaker 1: Dear god. Yeah, that's why everything I write about mister

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Speaker 1: T the other mister T is like, I'm just sarcastic

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Speaker 1: in all of it. I just go, cool, what a

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Speaker 1: cool thing, this guy's cool. I just say everything positive

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Speaker 1: so that I could always have.

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Speaker 2: The sarcasm is I mean, you got to see some

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Speaker 2: of the Okay, So on the internet, there is a

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Speaker 2: lot of people that make jokes, right mm hmm. I've

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Speaker 2: been looking at these jokes and so many of the

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Speaker 2: comments people are people that just don't understand sarcast.

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Speaker 1: People don't get it anymore.

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Speaker 2: They don't get it. No, So that's what you're doing

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Speaker 2: is like saving you because they won't get it.

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Speaker 1: They don't get it, and the people that do get it,

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Speaker 1: you know, like I'm not talking anyone. I'm not changing

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Speaker 1: anyone's mind by, you know, pointing out anything about him.

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Speaker 1: So to the people who get it, like it's just

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Speaker 1: it's nice, you know what. I'm not trying to change minds.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to show support for my people who might

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Speaker 1: be out there feeling the same way. Like it's not

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Speaker 1: all about like I'm using my platform to be like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a difference. I know, I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not trying to get people to like

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Speaker 1: suddenly wake up. It's too late for that. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to give some empathy to people who might be

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Speaker 1: feeling a certain way. And like, oh cool, okay, just

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Speaker 1: rewinding all of the Paris Agreement. Cool, what a cool

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Speaker 1: move of the drill, baby drill. That's a really cool

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Speaker 1: thing to scream into a microphone. That is so insane.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty fun though, try it. I mean.

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Speaker 1: It is catchy. Yeah. So, and I'm I'm I'm also

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Speaker 1: wearing sunglasses to day on the podcast because my eyes

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Speaker 1: are just like puffing out in a way I don't like.

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Speaker 1: And if Melania can wear hat and look like a

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Speaker 1: dick Tracy villain at the inauguration. I can do this.

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Speaker 1: I did call it out on my on my I

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Speaker 1: didn't call it out. It's just like, I don't even

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Speaker 1: blame her. The woman has definitely had work done. No

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Speaker 1: one can would ever deny that. I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: sure they would. She's, you know, drank a lot of

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Speaker 1: water and gotten a lot of sleep late lately, I guess,

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Speaker 1: but she definitely that hat was a choice made at

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Speaker 1: the eleventh hour because the swelling wouldn't go down. Are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: I thought that was like a Despicable Me promo.

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Speaker 1: I realize that happened. So hilarious it was. It was definitely.

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Speaker 1: So I put on my story upper left her heart

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Speaker 1: because a bleth thoroplasty is called a breath and a

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Speaker 1: blethroplasty is an upper eyelid job or an upper blethorprasci

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Speaker 1: and so I wrote upper bleth her heart because those

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Speaker 1: who know no, And if you don't know, I'd hope

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Speaker 1: you google it. My mom was like, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: what that meant, and I'm like, so you just like

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Speaker 1: were like Nikki's stupid and just misspelled something like just

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Speaker 1: google bleath and then you'll know the joke. And she's like,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think about it that much and I don't

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Speaker 1: blame her anyway. So I just said, you know, obviously

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Speaker 1: Malania had an upper eye job and it's not healed yet.

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Speaker 1: Like I I'm gonna get one no no shade literal shade.

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Speaker 2: Because your eyelids when you're like one, your eyelids be

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Speaker 1: They they you know, your eyelid skin is very thin,

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Speaker 1: and it gets baggier faster than everything else, and it

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Speaker 1: starts to like yeah, and so they just remove like

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Speaker 1: centimeters of skin so that your eyelids go back to

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Speaker 1: not looking not like you. They look like the way

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Speaker 1: the amount of skin you had before.

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Speaker 2: You know, some people also just have really like they're

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Speaker 2: the opening is not like can't stay open, it's not

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Speaker 3: Like you need it likes yeah, because they will need

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Speaker 3: to see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like.

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Speaker 1: Getting a DVA septum, getting a nose job exactly exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to out this person, but I don't

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Speaker 2: know if they want this public. But I do know

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Speaker 2: someone who got that. Yeah, I think maybe I did,

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Speaker 2: But I know someone who got it done and this

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Speaker 2: person loves it. It's great they can see again, what.

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Speaker 1: Do you see how beautiful they look?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: What do you think about those articles that they put

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Speaker 3: out about like, uh, celebrities getting plastic surgery and just

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Speaker 3: like you know, like just kind of like presuming what

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Speaker 1: Like were they were doctors like chime in and say,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, there's this stuff on like social media or

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Speaker 1: just like articles and stuff. Yeah, because I saw one

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Speaker 1: about me that's a glow up. Did you see it?

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm bringing it up because it's so wrong.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did they say I had surgery? They said

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Speaker 1: that you had I lift.

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Speaker 3: But you've talked about it, and a couple of weeks

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Speaker 3: ago you were just saying, how like people in Hollywood

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Speaker 3: who get plastic surgery have too much time on their hands,

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Speaker 3: like you have no time for it.

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Speaker 1: No, I haven't. I will. I'll tell you when I

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Speaker 1: get whatever surgery. I promise you there's nothing I will

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Speaker 1: do that I will not be honest about. I might

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Speaker 1: do it after the fact because I just don't want

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Speaker 1: people to like zero in on my recovery and like

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Speaker 1: track it like that's annoying. But I I'll definitely let

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Speaker 1: everyone know. I don't think there's any shame in it.

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Speaker 1: It's like getting your hair done, like I or died.

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Speaker 1: I don't, I don't care. So that I saw one

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Speaker 1: kind of pop up on my Explore page of like

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Speaker 1: look at the glow up, and it showed me from

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Speaker 1: my special Perfect, which I think I shot when I

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Speaker 1: was twenty nine or thirty and then now and then

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Speaker 1: it showed I think the the yeah, the golden globes

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Speaker 1: and quite a glow up. But I will say it's lasers.

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Speaker 1: It's botox, it's filler, and it's uh and that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's it it these lasers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting one done tomorrow. Actually, I'm getting the

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Speaker 1: Moxie b B l in my piece. I just have that.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. How it was like five days

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Speaker 1: to a week of like your skin looking kind of

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Speaker 1: crazy Brazilian buttlers. That's what I thought. But my lady

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Speaker 2: Yes, she was on your face yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I used to have my One of

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Speaker 1: it's it's called a Moxie BBL. That's the thing I'm

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Speaker 1: but I just kind of like dropped off. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I there's no rhyme or rhythm to anything I do.

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Speaker 1: All I know is that I just trust people who

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Speaker 1: There's another thing I'm gonna do that I forget the

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you've been on the road all month. No,

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Speaker 1: Not good? You know what I have to say? Like

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Speaker 1: after the Golden Globes, I felt so sharp when it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything's a muscle. I mean you think, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm reading this book called You'll Be Rusty, called The Breakthrough. Wait,

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Speaker 1: and by the way, I'm reading a third of it.

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Speaker 1: You guys know, anatomy of a breakthrough, And it's about

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Speaker 1: studies show that the back end, after it's hard, you

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Speaker 1: And so there's this it's it's called the cliff paradox

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Speaker 2: But well, that exact thing happened on the Golden Globes.

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Speaker 1: have a little bit more of like being able to

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Speaker 1: steer up there. Okay, we gotta go to break. I'll

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Speaker 1: be back after this. We'll be back. How is everyone's weekends?

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Speaker 2: Well, I want to bring up this tweet because we

435
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,720
Speaker 2: were talking about people not getting sarcasm, and there's this

436
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,560
Speaker 2: amazing tweet. Over the weekend, people are watching the inauguration

437
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:16,400
Speaker 2: and obviously a lot of people are making jokes about

438
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Speaker 2: it online Jinny Hogan. You heard her, Jenny Hogan. Yeah,

439
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:21,399
Speaker 2: she's so funny.

440
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 1: I subscribe to her sub stack.

441
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, so she's great. During the inauguration, she

442
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,440
Speaker 2: tweets out, thank God Biden isn't alive to see this,

443
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 2: which is so funny, and because obviously he is alive

444
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,640
Speaker 2: and it's a joke, it's.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't even Okay.

446
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Speaker 2: So then someone responds to this, I assume you mean Carter,

447
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:50,120
Speaker 2: as in Jimmy Carr who just died recently. And then

448
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,160
Speaker 2: she she responds to that, and I said I did

449
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 2: not please no comments, which is also hilarious. And then

450
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,360
Speaker 2: the original person response to that, we'll turn off comments

451
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 2: if you don't want pushback. Otherwise people will keep pointing

452
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Speaker 2: out your stupidity.

453
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

454
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and another person agrees with the dumb person and says,

455
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 2: she's a teacher. That explains the stupidity. What, yeah, like,

456
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 2: people are the people that are commenting on that are

457
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 2: agreeing with the dumb person who does not get the joke.

458
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Speaker 1: But what is the argument that teachers are dumb?

459
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Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, that's that.

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Speaker 1: Dude.

461
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Speaker 2: Ever since they started letting trans people teach you your

462
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Speaker 2: kids that all the Republicans think that teachers are evil.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear god, it's the Yeah, it's a lot of

464
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Speaker 1: that online.

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Speaker 2: It's like, how do you not get that joke? I mean,

466
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Speaker 2: the Republicans, out of all the people, have been making

467
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,479
Speaker 2: the most jokes about how Biden is actually a weekend

468
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 2: at Bernie and then when they see one in the wild,

469
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: they go, what the fuck are you must mean Jimmy Carter.

470
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Speaker 1: Oh god, how many people do you think Tim Dillon's

471
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: of Tim Dyllan's audience take him so seriously? This is

472
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Speaker 1: where it's like, oh god, that makes me nervous.

473
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably probably like twenty percent. Realistically, it's probably

474
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Speaker 2: like twenty percent of people who don't understand that. It's

475
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Speaker 2: that it's like a joke. Yeah, that it's well, it's

476
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 2: that it's exaggerate difference. Yeah.

477
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Speaker 1: His his clip about the fires was so fucking insane.

478
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Speaker 1: See everything he's saying. Did you see the clip though,

479
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: where he's like doing the voice of the woman talking

480
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Speaker 1: about her house and like just like and then he's

481
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Speaker 1: you know, he's just talking about this. You have to

482
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Speaker 1: I can't. I literally can't repeat it because it's like

483
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Speaker 1: it scares me so much, of like the fallout, and

484
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Speaker 1: then he goes, this is probably the he's making fun

485
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Speaker 1: of this woman kind of, you know. And then he goes,

486
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Speaker 1: this is probably uh, the president of CIA's wife and they,

487
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 1: you know, just get an email You've been dropped, like

488
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: who cares? And then clip cuts out. It made me

489
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Speaker 1: laugh so hard, just like yeah, just he doesn't give

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Speaker 1: a fuck.

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Speaker 2: He's crushing the fire, crushing. He's like the only one

492
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Speaker 2: that's able to make the fires funny. Later and he's

493
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: going around saying that his house burned down and that

494
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 2: his family is dead, which he's just telling people that

495
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Speaker 2: he also donated a lot of money to the to

496
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Speaker 2: the fire to eat.

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Speaker 1: Of course he is the biggest heart. Yeah, yeah, it's God.

498
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Speaker 1: It's funny. Yeah, people don't get things. I'm still getting

499
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,399
Speaker 1: hate about God and throwing God under the bus. And

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Speaker 1: I guess that that is still circulating.

501
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: Still happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, parts of the world.

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Speaker 2: It really is gets a worldwide phenomenon. The only place

504
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Speaker 2: in the world where it's not happening is America.

505
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, they seem to be on board.

506
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, and maybe even Europe a joke. I think it's

507
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: literally just you know South America and Southeast Asia. I

508
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: mean it's it's it didn't really spread, like you know, Catholicism. Did.

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Speaker 1: Did you watch a lot of football this weekend?

510
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 2: I'm guessing oh, hell yeah, of course I did.

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Speaker 1: I was watching my phone a lot next to football.

512
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Speaker 1: It was on a lot. There was so much football

513
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Speaker 1: this weekend.

514
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. Lots of playoff games, lots of really solid games.

515
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Speaker 2: There's also the College Football Championship.

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Speaker 1: I watched that last night. Yes, yep, Oh god, you

517
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: want to Notre Dame to win.

518
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Speaker 2: I just wanted Ohio State to lose. I hate Ohio State.

519
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: I think the Ohio State coach looks like he is

520
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Speaker 2: a mass murderer. I think the quarterback is a true bully.

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Speaker 1: I've been wearing Mallenia's hat.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

523
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Speaker 1: Just go google it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a true bully I think. I mean yeah,

525
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Speaker 2: And also I just I hate the stuff he does.

526
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Speaker 2: He Like there's one point where he like did a

527
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Speaker 2: running play and then looked at the sideline and like winked,

528
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, this guy is pure evil, Like

529
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Speaker 2: he's pure crying after the game, no, because he loves

530
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Speaker 2: that coach he.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, Chris was commenting that he was making it

532
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Speaker 1: like these boys have been through hell and back because

533
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Speaker 1: they lost like one game, like they lost the game

534
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: to Michigan or something, and so like the whole story

535
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: now is like, but they've they've they've won a lot

536
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Speaker 1: of like, they've been to the playoffs a lot, like

537
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: they they were national champions not that long ago. And

538
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: it's like this, the whole narrative whenever someone wins something

539
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: has to be like, oh, they've been through hell. It's

540
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: like they've been through been through hell.

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Speaker 2: Their perennial playoff contenders, they won the championship ten years

542
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: ago in Ohio State is like always has all the

543
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Speaker 2: best players except for maybe Alabama and Georgia, and they're

544
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Speaker 2: always in the top four. If there's there's no adversity

545
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Speaker 2: at all, have been through And here's the hell, Michigan,

546
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 2: the hell.

547
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Was there a natural disaster on campus?

548
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: Well they live in Columbus, Okay, well on Columbus trip.

549
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: So there was a Michigan defeated Ohio State back in

550
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Speaker 2: the regular season. It didn't matter. I mean it could

551
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Speaker 2: have I guess knocked them out of the Platford. It

552
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: was never going to end.

553
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, when they've been through hell and back, like,

554
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Speaker 1: give me a fucking break.

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Speaker 2: Well, so there's this. There is a tradition where if

556
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Speaker 2: you defeat a rival, an important rival on their home turf,

557
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: then you can take your team's flag and plant it

558
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: at midfield on the logo. That happens across college football

559
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: and many different Ohio that's right. So the Michigan players

560
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 2: defeat Ohio State a huge upset, and they're running the

561
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Speaker 2: flag out to plant it, and the Ohio State players

562
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: literally started fighting them, where a lot of them got

563
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Speaker 2: like uh penalties and suspension. This is after the game.

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Speaker 1: Stupid. I think I'm back. I think I was there

565
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: for a year. I liked it for a year, and

566
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm back to thinking it's a waste of everyone's time.

567
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: And I don't like I just I don't because Ohio State.

568
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 2: Why that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's that. It's just like, yeah,

570
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't want men crying about men who have been

571
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 1: through hell, and it's just like I just I don't know.

572
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: It just all seems these guys are getting laid. Chris

573
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: las Night was like, isn't it weird that there's like

574
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Speaker 1: a baby that's gonna be born in nine months because

575
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: these guys won tonight. Like there's there's children that are

576
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,479
Speaker 1: conceived tonight because of the happiness. Like I like when

577
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,439
Speaker 1: teams are happy. Like I'm rooting for the Bills one

578
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: hundred percent because my friend, who is a depressed person,

579
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: loves the Bills, and I feel like it literally will

580
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: cure his depression if the Bills win. It's like, I've

581
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 1: never cared more about a team winning anything.

582
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: Than I actually about the Bills.

583
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: I think it's the whole city of Buffalo is suffering

584
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: with a depression that will be cured and they deserve it.

585
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: I want the Bills to win so bad I'm going

586
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: to the Super Bowls. They sin, they've they've sure they

587
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: can have it, but like are they It's you know.

588
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 2: Well, they're like the evil villain of the league. Now,

589
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 2: nobody wants the Chiefs to the people in Kansas City.

590
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: You just don't want to see someone win that many times. Right,

591
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 2: They're going for a three peete, which is exciting in

592
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 2: and of itself.

593
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: Done.

594
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's just like when Tom Brady was on

595
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 2: the Patriots. It's just like I'm sick and tired of

596
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 2: them winning, and the way they win is so boring

597
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: every single time. It's just like a grind out. Like

598
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 2: they always win by like two or three points. Because

599
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: they do. It's like it's like you think, like they

600
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 2: know they could turn it on and like crush the team,

601
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: but they decide not to because they'd rather just make

602
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: it boring.

603
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Speaker 1: I want to see my girl on the field kissing

604
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: her man. I'd like to see that. That's a fun picture.

605
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: It's a fun moment, So I like that. But yeah,

606
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: I my friend who has struggles with life, I would

607
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: like it's much more important for him to be happy

608
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: this year than Taylor Swift, who has a lot. I

609
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: will only want good things for her and Travis. But

610
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: I think they can weather this year more than my friend,

611
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: who needs the Bills to win desperately.

612
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: If the Trees win the Super Bowl again, I believe, seriously,

613
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey might retire. I mean, how could you not

614
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 2: after winning three Super Bowls in a row. Where could

615
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: you go from? Their fourth doesn't even matter at that point.

616
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean, all I'm saying is I'm looking

617
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: forward to football season being over. You are going to

618
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. You said, Yeah, I am going to

619
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. I'm doing a thing that got me

620
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,719
Speaker 1: an invite to the super Bowl. I can't say what

621
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: the thing is. I don't think not that well, you're

622
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: gonna be on bird Chraisier's skin. That's not the thing

623
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: that didn't get me an invite, But something else I'm

624
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: doing it got me an invite to it. So I'm going,

625
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: But I don't know what I'm gonna wear yet because

626
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't know who's in it. And I'm making my

627
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: whole outfit based on like the team. So I'm hoping

628
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: that I get to borrow my depressed friend's clothing and

629
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: wear like an oversized cool jacket or something. But I

630
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: don't know what the weather will be in New Orleans anyway.

631
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a bill, Like anticipating that the Bills will

632
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: be there.

633
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm hoping the bill.

634
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah that means they'd have to defeat the Chiefs next week.

635
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm okay with that. I like I said, I

636
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: care about Travis's happiness. I love Patrick Mahomes, I love

637
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: his mom, Randy, I love I love the I love

638
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: Kansas City, I love Taylor. But they all. I just

639
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: care about this friend who really needs this right now.

640
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: I think it's the only thing that can lift him out.

641
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: They won the other night, and everyone who saw him

642
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: all weekend said he was the happiest they've ever seen him.

643
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: It literally can change lives. And I think that that

644
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: town needs it, and I love Buffalo and and they're

645
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: you know, are these the guys that like are the

646
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: Bills the ones that jump off of the top of

647
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: things onto tables or is the Eagles the Bills? Yeah,

648
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: they need this. They watch in the nineties in a row.

649
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 1: That's that's insane and unheard of. I can't believe I

650
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: didn't hear about it sooner than two nights ago when

651
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: just told me. Anyway, went to a game we went

652
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: to go watch at Chris's house last night, or at

653
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: Chris's brother's house, and my parents came over. Chris's parents

654
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: were there, kids were there, and my Chris's niece, Catherine

655
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: has become obsessed with my Gracie Abrams walked down the

656
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: hall viral video thing that I did on TikTok that

657
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: kind of became a trend, and she was playing it

658
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: and she was too scared to ask, so she had her.

659
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: She was whispering to her mom and her mom was like,

660
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: she wants to know if you will film one with her.

661
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: So we filmed one last night, like I did my

662
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: own trend with the whole family, and then all the

663
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: girls joined in. It was really fun and we ate

664
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: chili and we hung out and I my parents hadn't

665
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: watched any of the inauguration coverage, so I just kept

666
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: dropping little things to my dad. That was I kept

667
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: showing him the elon salute thing and like and just

668
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: having him like squirm in his chair because it was

669
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: not the it was not the setting to like get

670
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: upset about stuff, but I just kept giving him little nuggets.

671
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Yes, and I and I needed someone to

672
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 1: get upset like I needed. I need a little bit

673
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: of like release yesterday of like someone's gonna get madder

674
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: than I am so that it takes some of your

675
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: ship away. So that was kind of fun. My parents

676
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: are adorable. I love them so much. And last night

677
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: I woke I did wake up last night because Goldie

678
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: had a bad dream and woke me up.

679
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: She was like.

680
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: And I like was like whoa And she was like

681
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: and I don't know what the fuck she was dreaming about.

682
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: But it was very traumatic and calmed down. Yeah, And

683
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: I was like, it was just he was giving his

684
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: heart to us. He said he was. He was. He

685
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: was throwing his heart up into the rafters at a

686
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: very sharp anger. That's yes, dude, he said. That's what

687
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: people are saying is that he was like, my heart

688
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: is with you, and then he threw his heart up

689
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: into the.

690
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 2: Sky all the way up to the third.

691
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 1: And so. But then I was awake and I couldn't

692
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: get back to sleep. For drum roll please, I had

693
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: existential dread. Oh hit me last night, you got dude.

694
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for you. I like, not only

695
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: was I flooded with my own dread of dying and

696
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: my parents dying and my dog dying and everyone in

697
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: my life dying, and like how am I gonna deal

698
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: with that? Like I can't deal with my parents dying,

699
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 1: Like I should go hang out with my dad right now,

700
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: it's four o'clock in the morning, Like he's alive right now,

701
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 1: I have to go hang out with him. It was like,

702
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: truly I could not deal with it. But then I

703
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: was also burdened with your pain because I was like,

704
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: this is how people this how a lot of my

705
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: friends feel all the time. How do you deal? So

706
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: then I just started talking to myself and saying, it's okay, Nikki,

707
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: it's okay, Niki. It's like being my own mother, like

708
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: soothing myself, like I was a very help back to

709
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 1: sleep and saying it.

710
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: Answer, yeah, that's like what I teach you to do,

711
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: and you just did it naturally.

712
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: And I just was like, you're not, like you're not

713
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: allowed to think about those things, like it is you

714
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: you only you have to do a mantra of it's okay, Nikki.

715
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: So like you know, like when you're doing meditation and

716
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: you're supposed to focus on your breath and if you

717
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: drift off, you just focus back on your breath. I

718
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: was just like, anytime I drift off, I have to

719
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: focus back on It's okay, Niki, It's okay, Nicki, it's okay,

720
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: and like just being like really soothing and nice, and

721
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: then I was able to get back to sleep, but

722
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: good god, it was like so deeply uncomfortable.

723
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

724
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: I felt like I was high in eighth grade, you know,

725
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: like where you get high and you start like everyone's

726
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'm gonna say like, oh, yes, dude, it

727
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: was horrible. I'm so sorry to anyone who goes through that.

728
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: I'm so glad it's gone today and that I you know,

729
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: resent my parents again and I'm totally taking the bath.

730
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: It's It's true, like I, you know, you wake up

731
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: in the middle of night and you're like, I have

732
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: to spend time with all the people that might be

733
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,479
Speaker 1: gone someday. Like, how could I ever turn down hanging

734
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: out with my parents when there is it's certain that

735
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: they will be gone someday, I will be gone someday.

736
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: How do we? How do I go on?

737
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 3: That is what my postpart of depression was. I just

738
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 3: kept thinking about how one day, I, you know, like

739
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 3: I won't be there for my daughter or you know,

740
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 3: like my my family's going to pass away and all that.

741
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: It's really paralyzing. It's paralyzing because there's nothing you can

742
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: do about it, and you're like, everyone's just okay with this.

743
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I think it just I mean, obviously no one's.

744
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: Okay with it. The only people that are okay with

745
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 2: it are the same like okay with dying.

746
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: You're saying, well, we have to be okay with it.

747
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: We have to go about our lives. I could if

748
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 1: I thought that was going to die soon.

749
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, I mean I tire in to get fixed.

750
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: I don't understand when people say like, oh, yeah, I

751
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: don't mind dying. I don't. I think it'll be fine,

752
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you I don't think you understand

753
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 2: what that means.

754
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm okay with dying. I'm not okay with my parents

755
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: dying and me having to like go on, yeah, that's

756
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I don't know if that's going to

757
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: be okay or siblings. No, there's just like most sorts

758
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: of things friends. And then I was like, you should, Nikki,

759
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: you should have a kid because this is that that

760
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: that will make it so you have someone that won't

761
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: die before you. And then I go, something could happen

762
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: to them. I'm not fucking inviting more of the ship

763
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: in my life, Like yeah, I'm that would add to

764
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: my anxiety of like what could happen, Like I can't,

765
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: I can't do So there was a moment of like,

766
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: I should have a baby because I want to alleviate

767
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: the pain of losing my parents and I want to

768
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: have something I care about just as much as my parents.

769
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: And then I was like, no, I can't because then

770
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: I what what if some that that was too scary?

771
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: So that's creed. That's one of the scariest things. That

772
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: would just ruin your like you have in your act,

773
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 2: then that would ruin your entire life if something happened, like,

774
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: there's no go moving on from that. No, and that's

775
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: a big risk. I mean but anyway, that's yeah. So

776
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 2: look I have this. Uh speaking of people's parents. Ali's

777
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 2: dad is a subscriber to The Wall Street Journal. Uh huh,

778
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 2: and he's say this in print, Oh yeah, and sent it.

779
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: Wait, I have one too, hold on, Oh my god,

780
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 1: you guys are so cute, so big on the Wall

781
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: Street Journal.

782
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: Look at those eyes?

783
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: Really they didn't know I make up on me for

784
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: that almost none. I was like, are you really going

785
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: to go minimal here? Yeah, they're blue as hell. Damn.

786
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: I look at a picture and I'm like, that's a woman.

787
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: Like do you ever look at yourself? Know what? And

788
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm an I'm a woman, Like I'm forty.

789
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: Like that isn't like I'm not a girl anymore. Like

790
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: that's a woman who should have Like I.

791
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 3: Wish I wish I photographed as well as you. You

792
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 3: are so photographic, honey.

793
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: I want to let you know. Those were the one

794
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: that you had the New York Times that was probably

795
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: one hundred pictures taken, and the one you boiled up

796
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: that was probably a thousand. So those everyone remember that

797
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: it's one of thousands of pictures taken. When they end

798
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: up with a picture. Even I saw like Addison Ray

799
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: on Rolling Stone, I'm like, that's the best picture I've

800
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: ever seen. And I was like, just remember it was

801
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: a whole day of shooting and there's some really bad

802
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: ones of her. I'm sure probably not that funny, but

803
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it was very exciting.

804
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:16,359
Speaker 2: Uh.

805
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: Face was everywhere I have recently because there's a more

806
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: recognizability factor going on, pour mois. I've been trying to

807
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: dress nicer when I leave the house. It's it is happening.

808
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: And then I saw someone at Starbucks the other day

809
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: and I wasn't dressed nice and I and she recognized

810
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: me and I apologize.

811
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: I just read that on there's there's an interview on

812
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: Grammy dot com with Nikki where you tell a story.

813
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 3: I think you may tell that story for you, like

814
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: apologize when you meet people like at the airport or wherever,

815
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 3: and you're like, I'm sorry, I know that you expected.

816
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: More of me. I always do because I just am like,

817
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: this is not okay. And even like the girls at

818
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: my pilates, Jim, they're so nice. They're like, you looked

819
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: so pretty at the you know, golden globes, and I'm like,

820
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: it was all my glamb team, honey, as you know,

821
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: look at me right now, like It's crazy how much

822
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: it can be, how dialed up you can also looked

823
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,240
Speaker 1: stunning on Howard.

824
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 3: I was just talking with one of my jiu jitsu

825
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 3: classmates yesterday, nice about that.

826
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: And I was just really good lighting there. It was

827
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: so nice. And I had hair, you know, I had eyelashes.

828
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 3: And but that green, I like that hunter green on you.

829
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 3: I think, oh, I think.

830
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: It's a grey. I was wearing green gray on Howard start.

831
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 1: But I might have looked green on a screen. Wonderful.

832
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: What did the person say at Starbucks that you put

833
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: you apologize.

834
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: To she just goes cause I was getting up to

835
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and I was leaving my computer

836
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: and I just I always do this thing where I'm like,

837
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: will you but if someone comes and steals it, it's

838
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: not your like, I don't care, just don't chase them,

839
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: right Like, It's just that's literally what I go. I go,

840
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: will you? And I point out and I go, but

841
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: you don't have to, like it's not just do whatever

842
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: like it's there. And then, because it's really dumb to

843
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: put someone like in charge of your like, right you,

844
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: will you guard this for me? I'm always just like what, okay,

845
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

846
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 2: That's actually a pretty good idea for a movie is

847
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 2: someone says, can you watch my laptop for me? And

848
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: then they go to the bathroom at the coffee shop,

849
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: and then someone steals the laptop and the person feels

850
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: like it's their job to find that laptop and hunt.

851
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: It seems like a curb episode where he's like, I

852
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: didn't even say that I would, you know, like he Larry,

853
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: I motioned for you to watch it. I have my

854
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: headphones that I didn't know, like that's such a curb thing. Yeah,

855
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: so I did that motion and the girl goes, wait,

856
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: are you are you Nicky Glazer? And I said yes,

857
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry that this is who

858
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: I am because I was wearing like a my hair

859
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: was like five days unwashed. It was in a clip

860
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: that was like tangled, and like there's like a long

861
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: strand hanging out of it. I have to put up

862
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: my hair at a clip and there's one strand it's

863
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,479
Speaker 1: all the way down my back and then the rest

864
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: is up like high on my head. It's like I

865
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: just don't look in mirrors that often. And she was

866
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: she was like, oh no, Like she was like, you know,

867
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: I've had the joke before. But I literally am almost

868
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: offended when I get recognized because of how trashy I

869
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: will love. But it may almost makes me feel good

870
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, maybe there is a little sign

871
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 1: that I look that pretty outside of it, and then yeah,

872
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: that's It's so I've been trying to up the way

873
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: I look when I just go out because I feel

874
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: like people talk and I just don't want the rumor

875
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: to be like she was dressed disgustingly, like when I

876
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: go out to nice dinners or something like I've thrown

877
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: some makeup now, Like I just want to look a

878
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: little bit presentable.

879
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: You never know, and someone's gonna be taking a picture

880
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: of you now right.

881
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't publication there are just certain places I go

882
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: to in Saint Louis where I feel people can be

883
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: like judgy, And that's why I had to get like

884
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: a nicer car, Like I wish I just didn't care

885
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: what people thought. But I just don't want people to

886
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: think they're better than me. Yeah, I think that some

887
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: people and because they have more money than me or

888
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: something like there's some areas in Saint Louis where like

889
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,879
Speaker 1: you have to like look a certain way and dress

890
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: a certain way, or like sometimes I go to the

891
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: Starbucks in LaDue and I run in and out of

892
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: there so fast because I don't want anyone to see

893
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: what trash I am, because then they'll like whisper about

894
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: me at their Bible studies and say, oh, she was

895
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: actually wearing these converts that are like so dirty and

896
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: she has these really ill sitting jeans on and like

897
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: we don't even know why she's famous. Like I didn't

898
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: laugh at all. I didn't think it was funny at all.

899
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: She's never been funny. I think it's actually disgusting and

900
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: like they can act like they're better than me, Like

901
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: I know these conversations happen the girls. If you're offended

902
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: by this because you're like, I don't talk that way

903
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,479
Speaker 1: about her, then you're not who I'm talking about. You're

904
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 1: cool and I like you, but you if you're Saint

905
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: Louis and you know who I'm talking about. The wird

906
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: you go to high school, people that can like try

907
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: to socio economically place you. That's the big thing in

908
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: Saint Louis is where you you. Everyone asked where you

909
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: went to high school so they can know how rich

910
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: your dad is.

911
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 2: Oh, but now you're richer than their dad, So fuck them.

912
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: I am. But I still dress like I'm not, though,

913
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: and that's what That's what matters. I would there are

914
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: times where I just want to let them all know that,

915
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: but I guess they could just go, well, I don't know.

916
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: I actually don't. I don't think I'm richer than them.

917
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: Some of them like their dad's own banks and shit,

918
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: like I can't even touch their wealth. But there was

919
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: I was gonna move into a house a couple I

920
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: would say, like six months ago or something. Yeah, and

921
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: we got really close. We were so excited about this place.

922
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: And I'm kind of glad it didn't happen because my mom,

923
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: my mom's friends, they meet people that are from this neighborhood,

924
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: and they all are like, Nikki almost moved into our neighborhood,

925
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: Nicki Kazer almost. They all know, and I'm like, how

926
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: did they even know? And so if I move into

927
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: a neighborhood, everyone's gonna be watching every little thing that

928
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: goes on in my house and whispering and oh, the

929
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: car has parked a certain way.

930
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: Shrubs, But you know what, this also happens if it's

931
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: just moving into a neighborhood.

932
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know that, You're right. I'm not trying

933
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: to feel I'm not to move off the grid. I

934
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 1: want to live in like kind of wooded area where

935
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: people can't see in because I'm not ashamed of how

936
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: I live. I really I'm quite a mess and it's okay.

937
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 1: But I don't like people to collectively get together and

938
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: whisper and think they're better than me, or like try

939
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: to make themselves feel better about the fact that they're

940
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: not famous or whatever they're jealous of me about, even

941
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: though I don't think that's something to be jealous about.

942
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: And then they just like the fact that they all knew.

943
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: Why did Why do people know that? Why aren't you

944
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: allowed to move into a neighborhood and not have everyone

945
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: know who you are. Is that just not a thing

946
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: that exists anymore? I'm not I'm being serious.

947
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 2: Every place that I've looked at, the story is always

948
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: the town is small and everybody talks no matter what.

949
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 2: Like even if you moved into Culver City, which is

950
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 2: like a small section of a larger place, But if

951
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: you want to go move into a place that like

952
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: literally is like a smaller city or town, then yeah,

953
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 2: people just gossip and bitch. There's a famous person who

954
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 2: lives in the town that I got married in Grand Lake. Yeah,

955
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: everybody fucking hates this guy. I mean, he is, like,

956
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 2: he does do some things I guess that are rude

957
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: and mean. But I was in there because I was

958
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: walking around because Ali and I were like, what would

959
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 2: it be like to live in Grand Lake? And then

960
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 2: we started talking to the townspeople about like what would

961
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 2: be like to live here? And every single person we

962
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 2: talked to brought up this famous guy and was like,

963
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: but this guy lives to they'd be like, we love it.

964
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 2: The winters are really cold, it's really not a great

965
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: place to know.

966
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: Who is this guy?

967
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 2: But this guy lives here too. And he's such a mislay,

968
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 2: you're not so far off. Actually, yeah, you'd probably look

969
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: it up.

970
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't do know, what do you is your neighborhood

971
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: like that like chattery about like a gossipy and you

972
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: guys get together and talk about who's doing what.

973
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 3: I only recently because I've been going for walks and

974
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you have a dog, You're gonna

975
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: go for walks, so you're gonna be a lot.

976
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,240
Speaker 1: Of people wherever.

977
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 3: So after living here for like four years and only

978
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,360
Speaker 3: now have I met some of my neighbors, and particularly

979
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: one lady who told me the whole neighborhood shpiel about everybody.

980
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

981
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 3: But it wasn't like to gossipee except for about like

982
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 3: one couple and how they're like a remarried couple with

983
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 3: one kid and all that stuff. But you know, it

984
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,240
Speaker 3: wasn't anything toxic.

985
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean, yeah, this is not gonna go

986
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: and you're you're in the public eye. It's it's inevitable.

987
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: Even I don't mind. I don't mind like making friends.

988
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: How long do you have to talk to people when

989
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: you run into them with when you're walking, Like if

990
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: you run out to someone and they're getting their mail

991
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: and you sit and you talk, like what's an average

992
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: amount of time? And then how do you get out

993
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: of it? And I'm not looking to not have conversations.

994
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 1: I like a conversation. I just it stresses me out

995
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: that you can't get out of it.

996
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also that like you have to walk your

997
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 2: dog like four times a day, and like, what are

998
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: you gonna have a conversation every single time you walk outside?

999
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 2: I mean that's when I'm like, I have I have

1000
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: my methods to try to avoid those things. Well, what

1001
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: I've been doing lately is I just carry Jack across

1002
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 2: the street and down the block and make him pee

1003
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 2: on that long because I don't because there's this vicinity,

1004
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 2: there's this circle of this area right outside my house

1005
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 2: where like I talk to this neighbor, I talk to

1006
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: that neighbor. And it's just it was getting to be

1007
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: like inefficient. I'd be out there for like twenty five

1008
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: minutes talking to people and sometimes you just don't want

1009
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 2: to talk at all. Yeah, And sometimes the other person

1010
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: doesn't want to talk at all, But then you both

1011
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 2: see each other and you feel obligated to have this

1012
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: converse reluctant conversation. You don't want it, Melania's hat hate.

1013
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: I will say, living in an apartment complex, I never

1014
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: talk to anyone. It's just something about living and that's

1015
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: close of quarters that makes people totally anti social. It

1016
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: almost like on an airplane, you know, we're all so

1017
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: close to each other, yet we all agree not to talk.

1018
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: And in an apartment building, I know some people and

1019
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: we say hi, and we like nod at each other,

1020
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: but there's not like long conversations going on. I don't

1021
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: feel like there's any I never gossip about anyone. I'm

1022
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: not like trying to suss out who's going where and

1023
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: what's happening. And I don't feel like that energy is

1024
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: being brought to me. And that's why I love an

1025
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: apartment I love living amongst people but not being expected

1026
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 1: to have podcasts with them.

1027
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 2: Right yeah, the hallway, No, yeah, exactly. I think that

1028
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 2: the nod hello, and just the acknowledgment that I know you,

1029
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: I'm happy to see you, we're not talking is amazing.

1030
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: I'm coming off as antisocial, but I promise you I'm not.

1031
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: I just don't like being I grew up in a

1032
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: house where my mom's always like, get that shit out

1033
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: of our front, Nikki, clean that stuff up. People are

1034
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: gonna think we're white trash, and just I would always

1035
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: be like who cares? But I think it's seeped into

1036
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: me that I'm deeply concerned about people thinking I'm white

1037
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: trash or thinking that I'm trash based on like what

1038
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: is on my lawn, like even Chrismas, Like you know,

1039
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: if we move in one of these nice neighborhoods, we're

1040
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to park like the way we want,

1041
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: Like you can't just park on the street, or you

1042
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: can't have your friends. And I'm like, my friends are

1043
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,959
Speaker 1: gonna park on the fucking street. Who gives a shit.

1044
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be like what they're gonna like, rite

1045
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: us up for it? Rite us up. I don't care, Like, oh,

1046
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: they have to they have to move their car two

1047
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: inches when they're driving by, like and why is that?

1048
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: Or your Christmas lights have to be a certain color

1049
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: like hoa stuff. Like all it says to me is

1050
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: like we want to make this neighborhood look white.

1051
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 2: Even the Christmas lights have to be white.

1052
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 1: Like That's what I am disgusted by any kind of

1053
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: rules that make it feel like we need to let

1054
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: everyone know we're rich and white. And I that's what

1055
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 1: That's why I don't like country clubs. I just feel

1056
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: like there's just this vibe of like they're not saying

1057
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: what I think they want to say, which is we

1058
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: know what they want to say. But maybe that's just me.

1059
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm reading too much into it. I love that everyone.

1060
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm Saint Louis, all right, Uh, we're gonna go to break,

1061
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: we'll be back a oh whatever.

1062
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 2: Last so I experienced the closed thing last night because

1063
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 2: I went to Ali was doing a midnight book release

1064
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: where we would go to the book shop in town

1065
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 2: and she'd pick up the book. You know, there was

1066
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 2: like a big event and this was like a surprise.

1067
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: It's called Onyx Storm, which is the third book in

1068
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,320
Speaker 2: a series about dragon writers.

1069
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 1: So cool.

1070
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I this was a surprise to me and

1071
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: to her. She kind of forgot that she had the tickets,

1072
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: but she's like, oh, I got to go to the bookstore.

1073
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 2: And it's this bookstore in Culver City called the Rip Bodice,

1074
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: which is a romance bookstore and it's run by women,

1075
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 2: owned by women, and all the books are for women,

1076
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, I'll go with you to the thing.

1077
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 2: It sounds fun. So we walked to town and I'm

1078
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: wearing my usual stuff. I'm wearing my I had my

1079
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 2: Golden Gloves shirts see Coda packs, my pop jacket which

1080
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: is very colorable. Yeah, I had blue sweatshorts on my

1081
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 2: fanny pack and a dinosaur hat. And I would go

1082
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 2: to this event and I will never.

1083
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: Dressed sometimes like a toddler whose mom said, you decide

1084
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: what you wear today.

1085
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: Honey, exactly exactly. Most of the time, I just don't care.

1086
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: I just want to be comfortable, just comfortable. But this

1087
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 2: one time, uh, we were there and I was literally

1088
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 2: the only man there, and I felt like I am

1089
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 2: not representing my gender.

1090
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: Well right right, No, I feel like you're out You're

1091
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: outfit is a non threatening man. I feel like you

1092
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: that is like you, you dressed the way as a

1093
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: guy that would not hurt us.

1094
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know what's interesting because I was there

1095
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 2: with my wife obviously, and I feel like a lot

1096
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 2: of the ladies there were making eye contact with me,

1097
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 2: and it was like a reverse bar where I'm like,

1098
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 2: at this, it's like when you go to a gay bar.

1099
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 2: Or something. It's like all of a sudden, like, okay.

1100
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: Was the irons had three seconds or more?

1101
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 2: Oh?

1102
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: That's right.

1103
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 2: The eye contact was significant And sometimes I would say

1104
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 2: something to Ali and then another girl would respond.

1105
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa ditation. Brian's sorry, but you're a very handsome man.

1106
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 1: And I don't think you know that your skin is

1107
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: that of a child's. I don't understand your skin texture.

1108
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: We should be asking you what laser you get, right,

1109
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: But you're an attractive guy, so that makes sense. And

1110
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: you're tall and you were the only guy there.

1111
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 2: So if you want to meet women, yeah, go to

1112
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 2: midnight book sales. I mean it's just packed with women.

1113
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 2: Who and if you go there and you're like, maybe

1114
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 2: this guy also likes onyx Storm, you're just like you're

1115
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 2: oh my god. Can you imagine one of them meeting

1116
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 2: with someone who actually reads books about dragons too?

1117
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna have to wet your finger to

1118
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: turn the page with your mouth. You just put your pants.

1119
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, all these books are about that, to all these

1120
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: books that they're reading, it's all about fucking.

1121
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: Even the dragons.

1122
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 2: There was a there was a trivia contest about the

1123
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 2: book before I know exactly. It's a romance bookstore. There

1124
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: was a trivia contest and one of the questions was, like,

1125
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 2: finish this quote from the book. And the quote was like,

1126
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 2: when we go into our first year, we lose our minds,

1127
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: but when we go into our second year, we lose

1128
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 2: our blank Oh and then you're And then they asked

1129
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 2: the question. You were supposed to shout out the answer,

1130
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 2: and I, as a joke shout out virginity, and the

1131
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 2: the no I did and I'm sorry, that would be great.

1132
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: The answer was humanity, which is actually pretty close. In

1133
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 2: your second year, you lose your humanity, and I yell

1134
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: out virginity and then this, uh, this girl behind me

1135
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 2: says to me, I guess you didn't read the first

1136
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: book because in the first year, that's when everyone loses

1137
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 2: their virginity, and so she's joking around me about it. Whoa,

1138
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 2: everyone's fucking the entire time all these books. I didn't

1139
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 2: realize that when my wife is sitting on her bed

1140
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 2: reading these books, it's like porn.

1141
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: Yes, yes we got into that stuff. I just watched porn.

1142
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 1: But it can be really, really hot. This book got

1143
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: Miranda July on all fours. I saw my dad was

1144
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: reading it, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no,

1145
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: that one that's crazy. Dad, Like it really made me

1146
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: uncomfortable that he was reading this book that he's like, yoh,

1147
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,479
Speaker 1: I just picked up the library. I'm like, Dad, wait,

1148
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: as a gad, have you gotten to any of the parts.

1149
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,759
Speaker 1: And he's like parts, Oh, I don't think it's so

1150
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: been too crazy yet. And I'm like, just buckle up, baby,

1151
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 1: because I don't even like, I don't like to know

1152
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: that my dad knows that stuff.

1153
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 2: Sometimes that happens to my dad too, where my dad

1154
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 2: and my and my wife have like read a similar

1155
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 2: book or like the book, and I'm like, oh no,

1156
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 2: I don't want them to have read the same books.

1157
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: Based on this final thought, speaking of parents and them

1158
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: seeing things that you've seen, guess what I showed my

1159
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: parents that they had not seen on Thursday night.

1160
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: Two Girls, One Cup.

1161
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm great, No, my rom's currently reading it Whiplash Baby.

1162
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the Two Girls, One Cup.

1163
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 1: Of I can't get enough of that movie. I My

1164
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: dad goes, you don't want to watch it again? You

1165
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: watched it. You watched it last week for the first time,

1166
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, I do want to watch again?

1167
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,839
Speaker 1: So we watched it, and I was like, you're gonna

1168
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: love it. They loved it. In fact, the next day

1169
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: they both told me, we want to watch it again.

1170
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: We want to watch it. They they were like they

1171
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: got it. They were so into it. And so I

1172
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: just want to give a shout out. And it's on

1173
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: Netflix now.

1174
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 2: So and the end of that movie is kind of

1175
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 2: pornographic and.

1176
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,439
Speaker 1: Is it totally is so horny? Yeah, Oh my god,

1177
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm horny for JK. Simmons without question. What did I

1178
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: watch this weekend that he was in? Oh, a Juror

1179
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: number two on your recommended to me? It's on Max.

1180
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: It's clinice Wood direct it. Ninety four year old clinice

1181
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: Wood directed jur Number Juror The Rural Juror Number two. No,

1182
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: it's the Juror Number two and it is Nicholas Holt

1183
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: stars in it. I actually met him at Jimmy Kimmel.

1184
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: He's a very nice man. We were doing it at

1185
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: the same time. He stars in it. Jakie Simmons is

1186
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: in it. Key for Sutherland, isn't it. Zoe Deutsch is

1187
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: in it. The black guy from Reno nine one one

1188
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 1: who I love I forget his name. I'm so sorry,

1189
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: shout out he's in it. Who It's just like it's

1190
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: packed with stars and it's it's about a guy who

1191
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: is Yarbroo. Yeah, Cedric Yarborough. Oh my god, he's so funny.

1192
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: So but he's really he's a dramatic role in this.

1193
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 1: But but yeah, JK is up to his old tricks.

1194
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 1: But I recommend watching Juror number two on you recommended it.

1195
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: It was actually really good. It makes you go like, well,

1196
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: what did I do? It's kind of crazy, and Clint

1197
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 1: Eastwood has ninety four and directed this. I'm like, I

1198
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: cannot believe a ninety four year old is working and

1199
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: really long days on set. I think they probably were.

1200
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,760
Speaker 1: Was the craft service all oatmeal?

1201
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 2: No, it's probably Prunes. And he also there was like

1202
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago when he did the Republican National Convention

1203
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: and talked to that empty.

1204
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: Chair, and when he did American Sniper and had a

1205
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,000
Speaker 1: baby doll instead of a baby. But he's an amazing director.

1206
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: I mean, this was really well done.

1207
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's hard to believe that he can get

1208
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 2: it done because of the chair thing.

1209
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: Real his daughter fifteen years.

1210
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 2: Ago he was senile, but he guess not. I guess

1211
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 2: he's a bad choice.

1212
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: It was good, It was really good, and then we

1213
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: watched a bunch of football. Oh, I wanted to call

1214
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: back to Noah had asked you about if the girls

1215
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: lingered for longer than three seconds on their ha.

1216
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: What does that mean.

1217
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: Well, we had a discussion on this on girls Chat

1218
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: where Carlisle was ran into a celebrity we won't say who,

1219
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: someone that I definitely ran into it the Golden Globes

1220
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: and he lingered eye contact for like over five seconds

1221
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: of like strong eye contact, and she was like, I

1222
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: don't know what it was. And we were like, we

1223
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: know because we read about how to flirt, and you're

1224
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: supposed to hold eye contact for three seconds to let

1225
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: someone know that you want to bang them and give

1226
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: you a little smirk, a little smirk because you're not

1227
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: supposed to be like, hey, I like you, because women

1228
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: are supposed to be passive and let let guys know, like,

1229
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: because guys always like, I don't know if I'm supposed

1230
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: to like go up to her or not. And it's

1231
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: like that's the way a woman can be aggressive without

1232
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: saying anything and seeming it's like a passive aggressive way

1233
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: of letting a guy know.

1234
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 2: I can averts her eyes a well.

1235
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: After a couple of seconds if she averts her eyes

1236
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: and kind of like smiles.

1237
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 3: Women do that though, Like if if you catch a

1238
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 3: woman making eye contact, I feel like we usually just

1239
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 3: kind of like look away and we start like, oh.

1240
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: My god, he's looking at me, even though they think.

1241
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 3: You're cute or whatever. But the trick is you have

1242
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 3: to hold that eye contact to be inviting. But the

1243
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 3: guys don't question.

1244
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: H Historically, if I made eye contact with it, like

1245
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 2: almost every single time, they like look away immediately, and

1246
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 2: that's if that person was interested. I would never have

1247
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 2: the courage to say anything to this exactly.

1248
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: Here's what you do. I think if you just if

1249
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: you look again, though, and they're doing it again, then

1250
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: it's like that because that's what I used to do.

1251
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: Like I used to be kind of like, oh, I'm

1252
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 1: too I'm too nervous to hold it. If I would

1253
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: be into a guy, so I would just keep doing

1254
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: like I would avert right away and then I would

1255
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 1: do it again, and like I but man, is there,

1256
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm like getting like a little excited even thinking about

1257
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: holding eye contact with a stranger across a room and

1258
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: trying to like communicate that you're into them, but like

1259
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: then actually act like you're not so fun. But you're

1260
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: supposed to hold it for like three seconds, which is

1261
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: a I mean it's one, two, three, Like that's a

1262
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 1: long time to hold eye contact with someone. And I

1263
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: started on one. So that was actually sure, they.

1264
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 2: Can make eye contact with my dog for that long.

1265
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: It's she won't allow it, and if she does, you

1266
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: know what she wants. But Carlyle like was like yeah.

1267
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: Carlyle was like, I don't know what this guy wants.

1268
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: We were like, we know, get it, girl. She said

1269
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 1: it was so awkward that she was like she was

1270
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: saying goodbye to this person and then they he just

1271
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: like lingered and looked that she had to be like,

1272
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: all right, see you next time. She had to say

1273
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 1: something else to like to like fill the space. And

1274
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: we're like, oh my god. And I saw this guy

1275
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: and I would not have thought he looked as good

1276
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: as he did, but let me just say he looking good.

1277
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 2: Wow. And so is the scenario in which this is happening.

1278
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: What's at work? Oh, okay, she's at work.

1279
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: And they were she's work and yeah she's working. Yeah, okay, yeah,

1280
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 1: all right, very exciting.

1281
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 2: So is something going to happen here? Is there a

1282
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 2: number exchanged?

1283
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's that's professional in her case.

1284
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: But I think something the idea of something could have happened.

1285
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: I think is an exciting.

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01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: You should have written the number. Yeah, slipping a number

1287
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 2: to a girl and then it's leaving is such a

1288
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 2: good move because you don't have to put the pressure

1289
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 2: on them to do anything.

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01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: Does the girl call you, because then that changes the

1291
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: whole energy. Oh no, because it's well, a girl can

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01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: just like say hi, you know, so the reverse is good.

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01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 2: The reverse is good. If a girl gives a guy

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01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 2: the number, then that's.

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01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: That's so aggressive. No, I've done that so many times.

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01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: It's not worked.

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01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: I used to always do it because it's the easiest

1299
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: thing to do, is just be like, here's my number

1300
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: and then you just walk away like yeah, because I'm

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01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: so scared of like telling someone I like them, so

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01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: I would just I would just do that.

1303
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 2: And well, it works really well if you're talking to

1304
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 2: a guy who maybe is afraid to make the first move.

1305
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 2: Like that happened in my year of dating before it

1306
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: became Neo from the Matrix. I was talking to this

1307
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 2: girl at a bar and I was afraid to say, like, Hey,

1308
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: I want to, you know, get your number, and then

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01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 2: I just kind of the conversations kind of ended and

1310
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 2: I kind of walked and I just had the rest

1311
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 2: of my night. And at the end of the night,

1312
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 2: she came up to me and just slipped me a

1313
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 2: receipt with her number on it.

1314
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and is that Ali? No, just kidding, that's

1315
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: so cute, though. Yeah, I did it. I think I

1316
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,160
Speaker 1: did it a couple of times where I gave my

1317
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: number and I don't think it worked out. One time

1318
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 1: I wrote it on a banana, like on the outside.

1319
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: Well a guy I was. I was on a plane

1320
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: and I, believe it or not, the flight attendant was

1321
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: like a hot guy that was seemingly very straight.

1322
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:30,919
Speaker 2: Wow.

1323
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he and I was vegan. I'm vegan, and

1324
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: I was sitting in business and he offered me snacks

1325
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm vegan, can't have anything. He's like,

1326
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna find something for you, and he went and

1327
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: found me a banana and I didn't really want the banana,

1328
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 1: but I wrote my number on the banana, and on

1329
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: the way out, I was just like, here's my number,

1330
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: and I gave it to him on the banana and

1331
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: he said and he waited to call until it was

1332
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: like about to rot, he said, And then we never

1333
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: met up. But it was still a cute meat cute.

1334
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and sharpie on the banana.

1335
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: No, I wrote like like dug in like pen you know,

1336
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: like wow, like on the banana skin, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1337
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: oh you know what. I think. I ate the banana

1338
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: and literally gave him the peel. I was because I

1339
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: thought it was funny to give him the trash and

1340
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: be like, because he would think it was trash, and

1341
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: I go, look at it closer. I think that's what

1342
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 1: I did, because that's funnier than handing back the banana.

1343
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:27,200
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I. I gave him the trash and

1344
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: I was like, look closely. And then I thought he

1345
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: just didn't know what I said. And I was really

1346
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: embarrassed for a few days because I was like, oh,

1347
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: he thinks I just handed him traph I could.

1348
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: Read it, and he's like, why did this crazy lady

1349
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 2: just carve hieroglyphics for banana?

1350
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: Peel. Yeah, so that was kind of a fun thing.

1351
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of other cute things I've done. Yeah,

1352
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: I was trying to do like funny stuff, and that

1353
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,439
Speaker 1: doesn't go over well. It just doesn't work for women

1354
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: to be.

1355
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 2: The now most men, most men don't want women to

1356
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 2: be funny. They want them to be funny and and

1357
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 2: or aggressive. It's the same thing I think when a

1358
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 2: woman is funny to most manage as if you're being aggressive. Yes, yeah,

1359
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 2: the same thing.

1360
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, what a I like hyper like sexual texts?

1361
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's probably too aggressive too.

1362
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: I would think like a.

1363
01:04:16,080 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 2: Girl sending a guy hyper sexual texts?

1364
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:22,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, oh second, I have one?

1365
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 2: What I have?

1366
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: Okay? So I was actually watching a movie recently where

1367
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 1: this guy was in it that I like really was like,

1368
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 1: it's I think, I don't want anyone to figure out

1369
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: who this is because I wonder if I've like revealed

1370
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: anything about it in past things, if some if my

1371
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: archivist is listenings trying to come up with the data

1372
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: of my life, but then nothing, ever, what happened with

1373
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 1: this person? But anyway, I saw this guy's picture on

1374
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: Instagram and I was like that's one of the hottest

1375
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,920
Speaker 1: people I've ever seen in my life. And I was like, oh,

1376
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 1: what's his deal? And I went to his profile. This

1377
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: is years and years ago and he's following me.

1378
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.

1379
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: And this was like, I'm not kidding you. This was

1380
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,800
Speaker 1: like ten years ago, so was way before anything. And

1381
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: he he had been like a working actor for a while.

1382
01:05:12,240 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: I never heard of him or seen him, but he

1383
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: had been in some stuff. And so I went to

1384
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: like message him to be like hot, you know, and

1385
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: then he had messaged me before and I just missed

1386
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:28,640
Speaker 1: it and jackpot, you know, yes, okay, So and it

1387
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: was probably like low thousands because he's an actor, you know,

1388
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,120
Speaker 1: he's stuff, but like not like big at that time,

1389
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: not big stuff. He's done a lot of stuff now.

1390
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 2: Then yeah, so.

1391
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: We so then it was it was flirty, and so

1392
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: we started like kind of like texting, and I was

1393
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:56,439
Speaker 1: in a different city than him. And then he took

1394
01:05:56,520 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 1: it to not even a sexual place too fast, it

1395
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: to like a romantic place too fast.

1396
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,440
Speaker 2: I got turned to death. Yeah that's the equivalent. I mean,

1397
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 2: that's a woman going too sexual is I think a

1398
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,280
Speaker 2: turn off to a lot of men because there are

1399
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 2: certain men who are like, she's a slut, and there

1400
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:15,200
Speaker 2: are other men who like want you to be you know,

1401
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 2: aloof And then for I think for guys, the worst

1402
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: thing you can do is be too Actually, I think

1403
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 2: it works for guys and girls to be too romantic,

1404
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,160
Speaker 2: too fast.

1405
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just too There was some talk that

1406
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: was a little bit like the way you would talk

1407
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 1: in a relationship, you know, like I will say exactly

1408
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: what it was, but it was reminiscent of you're smoopy, No,

1409
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: you're smoopy. You know that sein felt kind of baby talking, Yeah,

1410
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: which would have been totally fine had it been like

1411
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: an inside joke with us way into our relationship. But

1412
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: it was just too It scared me, even though I

1413
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, it was one of the hottest

1414
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: guys I've ever seen in my life and there's an

1415
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: opportunity there, and I literally let it slip through my

1416
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: fingers because I was like, I couldn't get over the

1417
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: way it made me feel.

1418
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's his value. He's the you all of

1419
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 2: a sudden, like, why does this guy want a relationship

1420
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,920
Speaker 2: so bad? Is he what's wrong with him?

1421
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, yeah, maybe, But it was also, yeah, it

1422
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: felt like and I've thought about this before, just I

1423
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,880
Speaker 1: don't like when someone is operating with you on a

1424
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 1: level that is too intimate when they haven't gotten to

1425
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: know you. It seems insincere. It seems like a lot

1426
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 1: of how a guy would probably be, like does she

1427
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: do this with everyone with a girl? Sexual? Like what

1428
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: makes me special? Like this guy doesn't even know me

1429
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: enough to talk about that's.

1430
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 2: A really good like maybe they're oh, okay, you've mentioned

1431
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 2: Sunday snuggles before. Okay, yeah, I don't even that might

1432
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 2: have been on the Not Safe podcast. You've mentioned Sundays,

1433
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 2: it's been in my brain. Yeah, But yeah, I think

1434
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 2: that's a sign of like a love bombing, where it's

1435
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 2: like this person has moved too fast, they don't even

1436
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 2: know who I am, and yet they're here, which means

1437
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 2: that they're just as likely to change and become a cold,

1438
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 2: frigid mob.

1439
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was probably good of me to have my

1440
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 1: cockles up. But this person remains a nice person in

1441
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: my life and I like them and I would recommend

1442
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 1: someone date them. So I don't think it was a

1443
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't think I dodged a bullet.

1444
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 2: By me met but so Simmons. He's still good.

1445
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but still day Jaki Simmons. I wish JK.

1446
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:11,040
Speaker 1: Simmons would roll into my DMS. I love him so much.

1447
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: What a amazing And my mom was I could tell

1448
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: it kind of horny for him. She was like, he's fit.

1449
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 2: He's oh, he's super fit. He's like, uh, like Jeff

1450
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 2: Bezos a good Jeff Bezos.

1451
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he is. There's even though he plays an

1452
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: evil sometimes evil characters, there's a warmth to him.

1453
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time he understands.

1454
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good. And just go watch Whiplash. For

1455
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: the love of god, I'm not gonna stop talking about

1456
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 1: it anytime soon. We're gonna be back on the podcast tomorrow.

1457
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening, uh to this

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Speaker 1: ramble fest. Love you so much. Don't be cu and bye,

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